George Costanza's Greatest hits

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  • @genghisk4808
    @genghisk4808 4 роки тому +2599

    Aren't we all George Constanza in our own way.

    • @FoxMonkey-xw5yf
      @FoxMonkey-xw5yf 4 роки тому +156

      Yes but without the close friends and hot dates.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 4 роки тому +10

      No, I am not so obsessed to fly to Akron, Ohio just to deliver comeback line, which was not so great anyway.And then flying there back again when first time failed .
      ua-cam.com/video/LOetkFopHK0/v-deo.html
      I am not eating food from carbage can . I dont try to poison my former boss .And I dont do candy lineups to prove that someone stole my candybar. BTW, I dont invent e-toilet app either and make millions from it and then lose it all to Maddoff .

    • @thevillageyid
      @thevillageyid 4 роки тому +51

      @@stagna1959 George Costanza would reply exactly in that way.

    • @houseofduroseau
      @houseofduroseau 4 роки тому

      Yes , yes I am

    • @wilsonrodriguez1293
      @wilsonrodriguez1293 4 роки тому +1

      No...!! And who farted it😡..?!

  • @barnesj
    @barnesj 8 років тому +4830

    Its a crime that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy.

    • @MrShelly53
      @MrShelly53 6 років тому +224

      its a crime that jason could never find a successful show to star in....he could do everything..he's a fantastic dancer

    • @inxs52
      @inxs52 5 років тому +25

      Absolutely

    • @TheChadxiii
      @TheChadxiii 5 років тому +38

      Duckman should of won an Emmy.

    • @alfonsoparrado3112
      @alfonsoparrado3112 5 років тому +39

      Not when you realize Kramer's actor won them all instead, it's just fair

    • @Catinkontti
      @Catinkontti 5 років тому +46

      David Hyde Pryce from Frasier used to steal all the Emmys during the time Alexander was nominated.

  • @Nately22
    @Nately22 4 роки тому +4640

    All the insecurities of being an insignificant, underwhelming, average human being. Relatable in every way. The greatest tv character of all time. My hero.

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 4 роки тому +1749

    "How do you live with yourself?"
    "It's not easy"

    • @caesar349
      @caesar349 4 роки тому +21

      marinejcksn1 I ask myself that almost daily

    • @jaytf1231
      @jaytf1231 3 роки тому +10

      Yes that's from......."Fiyahhhhhhhhhhh" when he knocks down the old women at the kids birthday party if I'm not mistaken.

    • @phlushphish793
      @phlushphish793 3 роки тому +11

      "Your living A lie? I'm living like 100!"

    • @marinejcksn1
      @marinejcksn1 3 роки тому +4

      @@jaytf1231 The Fire is easily one of the best episodes for me, but my all time favorite is The Opposite

    • @jaytf1231
      @jaytf1231 3 роки тому +4

      @@marinejcksn1 Yes that's how he got the job with the Yankees. It was lame having him traded to Tyler Chicken then fired By Big Stine. He should have told him the truth about trying to impress the woman from the Tourist Bureau. Play Now and Krueger Industries just wasn't the same or funny. Still disappointed the Independent George and the Relationship George speech is not on this video. That's his greatest speech, IMO.

  • @gedaman
    @gedaman 9 років тому +5492

    George is the greatest sitcom character of all time.

    • @PauloMoreira62
      @PauloMoreira62 9 років тому +30

      +gedaman well i think is cosmo

    • @uneedtherapy42
      @uneedtherapy42 9 років тому +36

      +gedaman if not the best he is really really close!

    • @PauloMoreira62
      @PauloMoreira62 8 років тому +4

      Who the fuque is al bundy or bunda?

    • @c0p13dn4m3
      @c0p13dn4m3 8 років тому +139

      +gedaman I'm not a sitcom character. I'm an architect. I design railroads.

    • @navinkhanna02
      @navinkhanna02 8 років тому +4

      +gedaman absolutely agree

  • @mariohnyc
    @mariohnyc 4 роки тому +1378

    “When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.” - George Costanza. I've taken that epic piece of advice, and used it throughout my career. Everytime someone asks me for help, they always start with "sorry to bother you, i know how busy you are" due to George Costanza's genius. PS: I'm never busy.

    • @marthar4983
      @marthar4983 3 роки тому +33

      I just generally walk AND sit around like that when I don't want to be bothered. And it works beautifully!!!😌
      Thanks George Costanza!!!! 🤝🏼

    • @visible4404
      @visible4404 2 роки тому +15

      I did the same thing. It’s like no one at our jobs watch Seinfeld to know that we’re acting

    • @monk_moshpit
      @monk_moshpit 2 роки тому

      W

    • @BiGsImY
      @BiGsImY 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah I know people that do this, but they don’t do it because of Costanza… smh they’re just trolls.

    • @jaylong4705
      @jaylong4705 2 роки тому +9

      I have used it since the episode aired. It's subconscious at this point. Ingrained.

  • @wadgoutfool
    @wadgoutfool 5 років тому +1882

    Such a combination of insecurity, egotism and selfishness could never be captured as successfully as it was with George Costanza.

    • @AlexPryrodny
      @AlexPryrodny 3 роки тому +57

      And yet he's the most relatable character.

    • @pierrelebrasseur8493
      @pierrelebrasseur8493 3 роки тому +8

      Won't you be if your father was Frank Costanza

    • @philiplavery03
      @philiplavery03 3 роки тому +17

      There is a little bit of George in everyone.

    • @jennyrose9454
      @jennyrose9454 3 роки тому +1

      My dad

    • @tmclaughlin11
      @tmclaughlin11 3 роки тому +13

      @@pierrelebrasseur8493 “Stop crying and fight your father!”

  • @demonalivefornow9680
    @demonalivefornow9680 4 роки тому +2792

    People have no idea how much Seinfeld relied on Jason Alexander as George. One of the best actors ever.

    • @smrriles5668
      @smrriles5668 4 роки тому +67

      Who made you the people spokesman

    • @LordofDublin4
      @LordofDublin4 3 роки тому +12

      WRONG ! ONLY idiot's wouldn't know as would people who think people didn't know.

    • @justinzinkowski5933
      @justinzinkowski5933 3 роки тому +88

      Its criminal he never won an emmy

    • @stuartbromley3513
      @stuartbromley3513 3 роки тому +3

      Just always over-egged the pudding. With Kramer it was always pitch perfect. With George you felt like he was trying to steal every scene, and failing

    • @tinman96
      @tinman96 3 роки тому +31

      Did you know that Jason Alexander is a stage name? His real name is Jay Greenspan. Fun fact.

  • @Itsmarieanne
    @Itsmarieanne 4 роки тому +612

    George made this sitcom, I swear he’s the most hilarious because he is the most relatable and his acting can’t be imitated

    • @tobylanglois3698
      @tobylanglois3698 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah anyone who says he's not relatable is lying to themselves and hard.

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 3 роки тому +12

      He is relatable even if hes a jerk. But the thing about Seinfeld is they are all jerks! Jerry, Kramer and Elaine too! A lot of people are like that even in todays times where everyone and their grandma want to be super progressive. Thats what makes this Show great. It portrays people as they are: selfish,shallow and flawed but also likeable and vulnerable. There is a Costanza in all of us and we have to keep him under Control everyday. The ying and the Yang. Worlds are colliding!

    • @tobylanglois3698
      @tobylanglois3698 3 роки тому +4

      @@khoroshoorange Yes exactly! I think that's why this show will probably forever stand the test of time.

    • @tmclaughlin11
      @tmclaughlin11 3 роки тому

      @@khoroshoorange The ending was lame with them all going to jail for a year, but yes they were self-absorbed selfish jerks. At least they recognized that and had a good run on Curb Your Enthusiasm where they acknowledged people hated the ending.

    • @kevingembel5767
      @kevingembel5767 2 роки тому +2

      And his parents are hilarious too

  • @kilgoretrout6136
    @kilgoretrout6136 4 роки тому +764

    I don't want to be remembered , I want to be forgotten.

    • @natekenworthy7367
      @natekenworthy7367 3 роки тому +22

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @windowsxp9120
      @windowsxp9120 3 роки тому +20

      George was a doomer

    • @R0YDEME0
      @R0YDEME0 2 роки тому

      I L o v e I t

    • @JordanOfGeorgia
      @JordanOfGeorgia Рік тому

      And I don't wanna be reminded
      You say please don't make this harder
      No I won't yet

    • @HenrySomeone
      @HenrySomeone Рік тому +1

      It's certainly better to be forgotten, than remembered for the wrong reasons...

  • @Prairielander
    @Prairielander 9 років тому +1142

    Jason Alexander is a very underrated actor. He has brilliant comedic timing.

    • @dickslap37
      @dickslap37 9 років тому +13

      +moldren i disagree. i think he can play and convey many other characters other than the george character. jason is a genius in my opinion.

    • @ahmadmerhebi724
      @ahmadmerhebi724 9 років тому +25

      +dickslap37 So what is exactly do you disagree on?

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 8 років тому

      +Ahmad Merhebi That he can only play variations of the George Costanza character

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 8 років тому +10

      +Prairielander He's actually very unfunny in real life, like Michael Richards. Jerry and Louise were comedians, but those two were genuinely good actors.

    • @bink
      @bink 8 років тому

      Moldren didn't actually say that... he just said he was typecast since Seinfeld, not that he wasn't able to play other characters, so he was actually agreeing with him.

  • @christianyork5012
    @christianyork5012 4 роки тому +246

    "We live in a society"
    -George Constanza

  • @shekov60
    @shekov60 8 років тому +1587

    you know we're LIVING in a SOCIETY!!!

    • @iAMJM27
      @iAMJM27 6 років тому +44

      Maxim Sheko That shake in his voice gets me every time 😂

    • @Hivernal
      @Hivernal 6 років тому +81

      And the meme was born

    • @gman3976
      @gman3976 6 років тому +69

      BOTTOM TEXT

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 6 років тому +3

      👏

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 5 років тому +13

      How about this society, huh..

  • @Altorin
    @Altorin 5 років тому +402

    I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I have it all!!!
    I love george

    • @MontrealMan1970
      @MontrealMan1970 3 роки тому +4

      my favorite line

    • @SenorJuan2023
      @SenorJuan2023 Рік тому +2

      I'll try that in my dating profile and see how it goes.

    • @Valir15
      @Valir15 10 місяців тому

      @@SenorJuan2023😂😂😂

  • @jpmnky
    @jpmnky 4 роки тому +806

    I never understood why Kramer was everyone's favorite. It's George. And it's not even close.

    • @dawgraa9969
      @dawgraa9969 3 роки тому +9

      Ikr

    • @VarietyVideoGamer
      @VarietyVideoGamer 3 роки тому +48

      George>Elaine>Jerry>Kramer

    • @natekenworthy7367
      @natekenworthy7367 3 роки тому +60

      Because on the show, George was the "loser" of the group. He worked several jobs, left on high notes, worked for the New York Freaking Yankees and was the most relatable of any of the main 4. Also, Jason was by far the most talented actor. Incredible timing and pace.

    • @joelcisneros7626
      @joelcisneros7626 3 роки тому +1

      Agree

    • @kathyduby8150
      @kathyduby8150 3 роки тому +16

      Kramer was wild and crazy. George is just crazy. Both are funny.

  • @fangiesl
    @fangiesl 8 років тому +1935

    "It's not a lie, if you believe it."

    • @bunnyfish714
      @bunnyfish714 8 років тому +18

      Pepsi is better than wine..i'm a beer guy

    • @bunnyfish714
      @bunnyfish714 8 років тому +8

      What about the soup Nazi ep "No soup for you,come back one year."...to me,that's the best line of the series

    • @TheSamteddy
      @TheSamteddy 8 років тому +17

      -Hillary Clinton

    • @bunnyfish714
      @bunnyfish714 8 років тому

      Squidward Q. Tentacle you're right...lol

    • @VictoryHound
      @VictoryHound 8 років тому

      haha

  • @CommonSenseless1993
    @CommonSenseless1993 9 років тому +1794

    You can't have a "Greatest Hits" without the Marine Biologist monologue.

  • @Tubes12AX7k
    @Tubes12AX7k 3 роки тому +211

    I love whenever George is embarrassed.
    “My mother caught me.”
    “Doing what?”
    “YOU know…..I was ALONE….”

    • @elijahlivingston9477
      @elijahlivingston9477 Рік тому +6

      The genus of this show was the adult and sexual references in such a subtle way.
      “He got two inches from. There. . . I think it moved”
      “I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it should be. But in fact, it is all that it should be and more!”

  • @KamFoley
    @KamFoley 8 років тому +475

    'Was that wrong, should I have not done that?'
    Best line ever.

    • @fabiolemme
      @fabiolemme 5 років тому +6

      very common in my other jobs

    • @mwilliamshs
      @mwilliamshs 5 років тому +8

      *...not have done...*
      Not
      "...have not done..."

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 2 роки тому +4

      “I’m gonna have to claim ignorance on this one”

  • @TheAaronmcmahon11
    @TheAaronmcmahon11 5 років тому +625

    When I watched this late night as a kid I thought Kramer was the funniest character. Now I realize George was absolutely hands down the best. He glued this whole sitcom together. We can all relate to this poor guy.

    • @santosjps
      @santosjps 3 роки тому +12

      When I was younger I related to Jerry, but as I got older I started relating more and more to George 😅

    • @bajingo4759
      @bajingo4759 3 роки тому +36

      That because Kramers humour is very juvenile. Fall and hit your head kinda humour. It goes home with kids but George is fucking genius.

    • @tmclaughlin11
      @tmclaughlin11 3 роки тому +11

      Jerry was the nucleus, but George was the most important character. Take him out and you’ve got the least left.

    • @mattgoldberg4335
      @mattgoldberg4335 3 роки тому +15

      I always felt George (Jason) was the MVP of the series, but I don't want to take away from Kramer/Richards. Really, it was an unbelievable blend of almost perfect writing and acting.

    • @conniediaz6456
      @conniediaz6456 2 роки тому +8

      Kramer makes children laugh because of his slapstick, physical comedy. Kids love that. But as you get older, become an adult and face adult situations, George just becomes more relatable.

  • @amead78
    @amead78 3 роки тому +431

    I love how George isn’t blind to how much of a loser he is. He’s not delusional about it.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +48

      "I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots."

    • @m.e.d.7997
      @m.e.d.7997 2 роки тому +29

      He is not a loser. He is your average guy and represents most people

    • @concernedcitizen2350
      @concernedcitizen2350 2 роки тому +4

      But yet it always somehow works out for him.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 роки тому

      @@m.e.d.7997 so he's a loser

    • @hebakhater7783
      @hebakhater7783 5 місяців тому

      Are you out of your mind???!!!!​@@concernedcitizen2350

  • @DrBachur
    @DrBachur 7 років тому +1894

    "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution"
    However many awards Jason Alexander holds aren't nearly enough.

    • @TheKinoWolf
      @TheKinoWolf 4 роки тому +35

      None.

    • @tbody111
      @tbody111 4 роки тому +9

      PREACH

    • @aaronalexanderortizsantos3585
      @aaronalexanderortizsantos3585 4 роки тому +5

      It's the writing of George's character for me

    • @johnd1843
      @johnd1843 3 роки тому +12

      He won 1 award for Seinfeld, sadly he was always up against Michael Richards.

    • @SONICSTA
      @SONICSTA 2 роки тому +2

      That quote is so funny because we literally saw all of that happen😭😂

  • @Memorex996
    @Memorex996 8 років тому +521

    He should've won an Emmy

  • @avi2578
    @avi2578 2 роки тому +32

    As every year passes by, I come to realize more and more that I am George Constanza in more ways than I thought.

  • @Mistykins79
    @Mistykins79 8 років тому +782

    Kramer " 51 people died. "
    George " 51 people? That's it?! I thought it was like a thousand?!
    Kramer "1,660 survivors"
    George " That's no tragedy! How many people you lose on a normal cruise.. 30? 40?" I laugh out loud every time.

    • @MrsAngiea
      @MrsAngiea 6 років тому +1

      .

    • @NeptuneReturnz
      @NeptuneReturnz 6 років тому +4

      mistykins2011 thanks for the quotes. You are brilliant at quoting.

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 5 років тому +1

      He predicted all the cruises with tradegies

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 5 років тому +2

      Does cruiseships have morgues ? I guess they have . perhaps 40 deaths in cruise is an exaggeration, but considering most of passengers are elderly and retired, death rate may be quite high.

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 3 роки тому +3

      @@stagna1959 Just throw the old fuckers in the sea and call it a viking burial

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 7 років тому +360

    to think, he was the only cast member to not win an Emmy throughout the shows historic run. CRAZY

    • @alexolds9840
      @alexolds9840 3 роки тому +8

      Well, neither did Jerry, which is also crazy.

    • @treatwomenright33
      @treatwomenright33 2 роки тому +24

      @@alexolds9840 thats understandable, jerry wasnt that funny. only a few moments. and his stand-up sucked. elaine was funnier.

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 2 роки тому +3

      @@treatwomenright33 wrong.

    • @treatwomenright33
      @treatwomenright33 2 роки тому +10

      @@GooseGumlizzard hey george is the best on the show. Then Kramer, then elaine, then Jerry. Sometimes even Newman beats out Jerry's comedy. That's larry David for ya. That's my opinion. Ty

    • @sebastiandario5866
      @sebastiandario5866 2 роки тому

      And....Who cares the emmy????

  • @aadyantpareek8899
    @aadyantpareek8899 2 роки тому +171

    George is the most real life character ever to be written in the history of sitcoms.

  • @lem0nPlays13
    @lem0nPlays13 9 років тому +1320

    No Vandelay Industries? George is getting upset!!!

    • @wolventhrone1631
      @wolventhrone1631 9 років тому +50

      Agus Tin SERENITY NOW!

    • @lem0nPlays13
      @lem0nPlays13 9 років тому +23

      Wolven Throne That's it! no Festivus for you!

    • @VaughnJogVlog
      @VaughnJogVlog 9 років тому +5

      Agus Tin I'm going with jerk store!

    • @chuckcelemin6789
      @chuckcelemin6789 9 років тому +16

      +Agus Tin And you want to be my latex salesman?

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 9 років тому +13

      +Agus Tin "Why couldn't you say I was an architect? I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!"

  • @olibearbrowns6748
    @olibearbrowns6748 5 років тому +821

    I found George the most hilarious character in Seinfeld.

    • @sokee1354
      @sokee1354 5 років тому +11

      I think it'd be neck and neck between him and Kramer if they did an actual poll

    • @edienandy
      @edienandy 5 років тому +18

      sokee13 my favorite is George and my next favorite is Elaine. Jerry is definitely my least favorite haha

    • @russellregan4736
      @russellregan4736 4 роки тому +2

      @@sokee1354 I'd vote 4 Kramer

    • @cosmo4544
      @cosmo4544 4 роки тому +9

      Without a doubt George gets my vote ! Best sitcom ever made

    • @sasquatchdonut2674
      @sasquatchdonut2674 4 роки тому +2

      Either Kramer or George's Dad. You can't forget Frank Costanza.

  • @Grandmaster_Sub-Zero
    @Grandmaster_Sub-Zero 3 роки тому +149

    George is the originator of the "we live in a society!" meme!

  • @qwasd0r
    @qwasd0r 8 років тому +2391

    George was the main character of Seinfeld.

  • @rain0x01
    @rain0x01 8 років тому +633

    Pushing children out of the way while escaping from the fire

    • @SimonQuirk68
      @SimonQuirk68 8 років тому +34

      That is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in anything

    • @adamgarcia7192
      @adamgarcia7192 8 років тому +5

      Damn I remember that shit from a long time ago back when I used to watch it with my family😂fucking hilarious.

    • @rain0x01
      @rain0x01 8 років тому +18

      And an elderly lady in a walker ....

    • @SimonQuirk68
      @SimonQuirk68 8 років тому +25

      +Matthew Kreuter and afterwards outside he was telling his story of being the hero and the fireman says "how do you live with yourself?" to which George replies "it's not easy..."

    • @Marmoset2009
      @Marmoset2009 8 років тому +8

      when the clown came at George with the giant shoe...I nearly lost my shit!

  • @sud2607
    @sud2607 3 роки тому +117

    “For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots.” The greatest character TV has ever seen.

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja 8 років тому +4634

    I love how George is supposed to be a loser when in fact he dates like gazillion women during the seasons.

    • @yojugames9105
      @yojugames9105 8 років тому +855

      what makes him a looser is how he keeps screwing it. what makes him a winner is he keeps trying no matter what.

    • @SpheroidEarthSociety
      @SpheroidEarthSociety 8 років тому +54

      Shagged multiple women, go back and rewatch the series maybe and not talk out of your ass

    • @betpow
      @betpow 8 років тому +13

      Jerry's girlfriends were always hotter though :)

    • @andytim
      @andytim 8 років тому +151

      This view is incorrect. George is not intended to be a loser. I think more accurately he is self loathing - and one would be suprised someone so self loathing is the type to talk/date to many women. Also more prone to emotional outbursts. Both a funny contrast to Jerry. George is based off of Larry David.

    • @SpheroidEarthSociety
      @SpheroidEarthSociety 8 років тому +8

      ***** It eased into the water like an old man into a tub

  • @ameliaq.7481
    @ameliaq.7481 8 років тому +420

    -Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done eating, she's running for the bathroom.
    -So you're concerned?
    -Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals!

  • @HungovrChewbaca
    @HungovrChewbaca 3 роки тому +136

    “Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?” That line kills me every time 😂

    • @bsbusterbsbuster463
      @bsbusterbsbuster463 3 роки тому +4

      Have access to my dimension not dementia 😂😂😂

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +2

      I absolutely thought it was "dimentia"

  • @aval7039
    @aval7039 8 років тому +329

    The greatest show ever made

    • @budbundy8806
      @budbundy8806 8 років тому +14

      100%

    • @DaveWhoa
      @DaveWhoa 8 років тому +33

      the show about nothing, which covered everything

    • @bigmikeobama523
      @bigmikeobama523 8 років тому +4

      A Val sopranos or south park or seinfeld or simpspns all the best shows start with s

    • @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL
      @Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 7 років тому

      Family Guy doesn't start with an S, so you are CORRECT.

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence 7 років тому +1

      A Val along with breaking bad x files south park and the supranos

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 9 років тому +294

    God the episode where George does everything opposite is...it's just the best.

    • @TheDonFinnemore
      @TheDonFinnemore 9 років тому +10

      Totally agree..." and if you think I'm kidding..just try me.." hahaha Classic absolutely classic.

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 9 років тому +2

      TheDonFinnemore "...because I would LOVE IT!" Just precious :-)

    • @sepedrito
      @sepedrito 9 років тому +6

      +LJY08 Bald men with no jobs and that live with their parents, do not approach strange women...

    • @Ericwvb2
      @Ericwvb2 9 років тому +9

      +LJY08 My favorite episode as well, with possibly the most hilarious *successful* pickup line ever: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 9 років тому +1

      Eric van Bezooijen Absolutely! And the preceding line to Elaine "Elaine! Bald men who have no money and no job, who live with their parents, do not approach strange women".

  • @CaptainBeefy
    @CaptainBeefy 3 роки тому +168

    "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I GOT IT ALL!!"
    -Millennials be like

  • @BigDaveTheBeast
    @BigDaveTheBeast 8 років тому +327

    George is definitely Penske material.

    • @KBWrecker
      @KBWrecker 4 роки тому +1

      Yes he is. Of course...

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому

      Absolutely.
      Now, you understand--

  • @DonnyDealer
    @DonnyDealer 10 років тому +98

    "Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep." Golden! Kramer is one thing but George is something else entirely. I'm deffs a Costanza.

  • @ReshonGodfrey
    @ReshonGodfrey 3 роки тому +40

    How this man didn't win an Emmy is beyond me...

  • @sociallyawkwardpenguin9097
    @sociallyawkwardpenguin9097 4 роки тому +435

    "The sea was angry that day, my friends."

  • @anthonyg24
    @anthonyg24 10 років тому +262

    Where is
    Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?"
    George: "It's not easy."

    • @levipeters88
      @levipeters88 5 років тому

      Anthony G. And that clown... is one Jon Favouro

  • @samuelzins5089
    @samuelzins5089 2 роки тому +30

    Great actor and character
    And architect

  • @mikerennie2024
    @mikerennie2024 8 років тому +840

    No way wine is better than Pepsi!

  • @walkz007
    @walkz007 6 років тому +255

    WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!

    • @niituu9493
      @niituu9493 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha, This was the funniest for me

    • @sexhaver420
      @sexhaver420 4 роки тому +6

      Gamers rise up

  • @slimshead8100
    @slimshead8100 3 роки тому +46

    George is, by far, the greatest character in the history of tv shows or movies. He is the absolute best, most hilarious, interesting character. Absolutely, 100%, the best, unequivocally.

  • @2148FRIEDLING
    @2148FRIEDLING 10 років тому +245

    The sea was angry that day my friends

    • @MarkAntney
      @MarkAntney 10 років тому +5

      I've watched that scene a gadzillion times and I laugh through the whole scene after he says that opening line.

    • @johnwalsh6998
      @johnwalsh6998 5 років тому +5

      Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

    • @ivx8345
      @ivx8345 5 років тому +1

      @@johnwalsh6998 the look on the faces of Jerry and Kramer after he says that... hahahah

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 5 років тому +201

    "ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!"
    My favorite George line ever. He shows more moral outrage over Jerry declining a threesome than anything else in the video.

    • @anylove370
      @anylove370 Рік тому +2

      That episode was so brilliant too

    • @elijahlivingston9477
      @elijahlivingston9477 Рік тому +2

      Probably my favourite reaction of George Costanza.

    • @iPartyHardcore
      @iPartyHardcore Рік тому

      Because his plan worked too so he set Jerry up perfectly, but Jerry copped out.

    • @HenrySomeone
      @HenrySomeone Рік тому +2

      Because it's true; for any guy not in the top 1%, such an option is like winning the lottery.

  • @comedywriter8408
    @comedywriter8408 4 роки тому +83

    He is one of the most memorable characters in sitcom history.

  • @ryanstudios1773
    @ryanstudios1773 10 років тому +475

    The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

    • @DocRunaway
      @DocRunaway 10 років тому +41

      What's the difference? You're their all-time best-seller!

    • @paradisecity0406able
      @paradisecity0406able 10 років тому +34

      ***** His wife is in a coma

    • @JackStavris
      @JackStavris 10 років тому +28

      Josh Rivera Well the life support machine called...and...OH DAMN IT! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!

    • @SXI96
      @SXI96 10 років тому +25

      Pulp can move baby !!

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 10 років тому +2

      Josh Rivera I bet she's just usin' that as an excuse

  • @satyajitsahu
    @satyajitsahu 9 років тому +318

    There can never be enough Seinfeld, can it?

    • @12trillioniq25
      @12trillioniq25 9 років тому +22

      Seinfeld needs to be the one thing we always keep in our culture. I'm 15, and in 30 years, when I have children, they will all watch every episode of this show.

    • @ptl44
      @ptl44 9 років тому +5

      Billy VoHagen it's always been that way with the classics. Kids today can still watch The Honeymooners or All in the Family.

    • @cedricalanknight
      @cedricalanknight 9 років тому +4

      Billy VoHagen it's good to see people your age watching Seinfeld. Its the best show ever.

    • @TobbeStorm
      @TobbeStorm 9 років тому +1

      I think they managed to wrap it up quite nicely.

    • @Arkalius80
      @Arkalius80 9 років тому +1

      +Billy VoHagen I remember watching the finale of the show when it first aired... and you weren't even born yet. Jesus.

  • @gyges5495
    @gyges5495 4 дні тому +1

    This man should’ve won an Oscar many times over (I don’t want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten)

    • @gojenson
      @gojenson 4 дні тому

      *Emmy

    • @gyges5495
      @gyges5495 4 дні тому

      @@gojensonwhoops pulled a costanza

  • @greg55666
    @greg55666 9 років тому +58

    "You know I always wanted to pretend that I am an architect." That's one of the best lines ever.

  • @jeeshajindal558
    @jeeshajindal558 8 років тому +152

    George is my spirit animal

  • @allycat2836
    @allycat2836 Рік тому +12

    The entire cast fit like a glove. Each one is a hilarious mix of narcissism, apathy and bad luck.

  • @awesomeray100
    @awesomeray100 10 років тому +171

    These pretzels... ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!!!

    • @cannibal151
      @cannibal151 10 років тому +13

      How could that scene be left out of this video? Pure blasphemy!

    • @MrShelly53
      @MrShelly53 6 років тому +3

      because that was kramers line, not george's

    • @janellemendez5562
      @janellemendez5562 6 років тому

      @@cannibal151 l

    • @ivx8345
      @ivx8345 5 років тому +3

      @@MrShelly53 nope Jerry. Elaine and George are giving their interpretation of this line as well!

  • @sarahmighell5067
    @sarahmighell5067 4 роки тому +529

    “It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning lady engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office... is that correct?”
    George: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
    PURE GOLD.

    • @wrightvcx2249
      @wrightvcx2249 4 роки тому +17

      You can visualize Larry saying this while writing for this scene.

    • @mariano3460
      @mariano3460 4 роки тому +4

      That's a great line from season 3 I guess. They were that great that early.

    • @jamesmackinlay4477
      @jamesmackinlay4477 4 роки тому

      I know I think it was the best line LOL.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 4 роки тому

      Nunya Business It was the INS back in the 90’s.

    • @goncalodvd
      @goncalodvd 3 роки тому +8

      The "frowned upon" bit made me lose it completely :D

  • @pedrogates3189
    @pedrogates3189 4 роки тому +81

    Susan catching him with the pillow is hilarious 😂 😂😂

  • @RightAway87
    @RightAway87 4 роки тому +12

    I was born in 87'. I grew up watching this show with my parents. I'm 33 now with a teenage kid and I try and have her watch it with me but she calls me old lol! Funny how life is.

  • @spaveevo
    @spaveevo 10 років тому +79

    this show ended over 15 years ago. amazing

    • @jonnyarico6597
      @jonnyarico6597 10 років тому +1

      Bman Chu i was in the pool

    • @Fams57
      @Fams57 5 років тому

      That's crazy when u think about it
      And now shows are shit

    • @johnnyfreeman1018
      @johnnyfreeman1018 3 роки тому +1

      Way longer than that.....

    • @dafunkdafunk
      @dafunkdafunk 8 місяців тому +6

      Over 25 years now. Still amazing

  • @wacokid30
    @wacokid30 4 роки тому +70

    I know Kramer was the favorite at the time and is for most general audiences but George Costanza is without a doubt the driving force behind the entire series. Don’t get me wrong Kramer is absolutely incredible but George is the best character in this show. Jason Alexander created the greatest tv character of all time and gave us some of the most memorable moments in tv history.

  • @getsufuma2597
    @getsufuma2597 7 років тому +84

    George's puffy jacket was so fashion forward

  • @joshualapointe4239
    @joshualapointe4239 8 років тому +156

    I think if you had to sum up George with one quote, it would be the one where he's standing with the Ross's in front of Susan's headstone, and Mrs. Ross says: well George we'll leave you alone with her, I'm sure there are things you want to say. George: No I'm good.

  • @nuno.peixoto
    @nuno.peixoto 3 роки тому +19

    "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
    The way he said that, and the charisma this guys has, it's amazing. If anyone, Jason should be the one getting the Emmy.

  • @ruivam
    @ruivam 8 років тому +358

    "This is like discovering plutonium by accident" wins.

    • @MRDragonknightGaming
      @MRDragonknightGaming 8 років тому +11

      love that line

    • @fabiolemme
      @fabiolemme 5 років тому

      Indeed, turning down a 3some should be punished by law

    • @myradioon
      @myradioon 4 місяці тому

      That line was epically coupled with - "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

  • @richardbergen9255
    @richardbergen9255 9 років тому +48

    Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV. No close second.

    • @bjorn2run
      @bjorn2run 5 років тому +3

      Married With Children ;-)

    • @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023
      @GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023 5 років тому +2

      Richard Bergen Frasier

    • @marymarysmarket3508
      @marymarysmarket3508 5 років тому +3

      Richard Bergen everybody loves Raymond

    • @Rishi123456789
      @Rishi123456789 5 років тому +1

      The greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV is the early 90s episodes of The Simpsons, with Seinfeld being a close second. Everybody Loves Raymond is third. Also, fuck Frasier. Get that pretentious shit outta here. lmao

    • @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc
      @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 5 років тому

      Richard Bergen iasip

  • @k41s3r2
    @k41s3r2 5 місяців тому +2

    No one else will ever come close to beating George costanza as the king of tv

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle 8 років тому +25

    "A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
    "The sea was angry that day my friends."
    Those two needed to be in this comp.

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 7 років тому +27

    Jason was by far the best actor on this show. So much intensity and sincerity. He made George likable and despicable.

  • @robertellis4938
    @robertellis4938 3 роки тому +75

    "For I am Costanza, lord of tbe idiots." CLASSIC.

  • @kbranum007
    @kbranum007 9 років тому +139

    I'm with Costanza....I would rather have a Pepsi than wine.

  • @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731
    @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 8 років тому +117

    Marine biologist!
    Best episode ever!!!!!!

  • @sarraat.khaphaji6860
    @sarraat.khaphaji6860 4 роки тому +271

    I love how every other character is better than Seinfeld but we all know that none of this would've happened without Seinfeld

    • @demonalivefornow9680
      @demonalivefornow9680 4 роки тому +51

      I think it shows the weird genius of Jerry Seinfeld. Someone said he knew himself, more than anyone else, that he wasn't the best actor and he needed to surround himself by better actors while he played the straight man (meaning the lead that is the main, but least interesting character, it has nothing to do with being gay or straight). And he was right. He gets like 400 million a year of this show. I hear he's not the easiest to work with.

    • @sarraat.khaphaji6860
      @sarraat.khaphaji6860 4 роки тому +9

      @@demonalivefornow9680 I agree. Seinfeld is something else, his confidence alone is charming

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 4 роки тому +17

      Jerry was funny, but Jason's character was hilarious, and much more believable than anyone else, in my opinion. Can't believe Jason never won an Emmy for his character? Biggest oversight, in Emmy History!! SMH........😒

    • @sarraat.khaphaji6860
      @sarraat.khaphaji6860 4 роки тому

      @@keithbannister9271 I agree all and all

    • @tobylanglois3698
      @tobylanglois3698 3 роки тому +11

      Jerry was honestly hysterically funny. All four of them were hilarious! But still nobody not even Kramer could compete with the legendary hilarity that was Jason Alexander as George Costanza.

  • @steroma
    @steroma 7 років тому +18

    Nothing beats this show. When I'm bored or depressed I watch an episode and I feel good again, it should be refunded by the national care!

  • @jmaster38
    @jmaster38 10 років тому +72

    best line of all "Hello I'm George. I'm Unemployed, and I live with my parents": ha ha try that line on some hot cutie sometime

  • @ayrton56612
    @ayrton56612 Рік тому +24

    He carried the show. Most relatable and funny character.

  • @shawn1928
    @shawn1928 6 років тому +55

    10:45 "You're not in the mood?...well you GET in the mood!!"
    Love that line

  • @Bryguy10201
    @Bryguy10201 11 років тому +20

    George Costanza. Possibly the greatest of all time.

  • @welling1
    @welling1 4 місяці тому +3

    I watched Seinfeld as a teen when it was on TV. I recently re-watched the entire series online and it was only then that I had the sharp realization that 'Seinfeld' was actually all about George; the insecurities, the weirdness of being a social human. All wrapped up in one character and the center point basis of the entire show.

  • @personface1580
    @personface1580 10 років тому +71

    Kramer: "Well, I've got gonorrhea! That's what they gave me!"
    George: "Who did? ....The government?"

  • @MrVirobot
    @MrVirobot 5 років тому +47

    Jason Alexander deserves to be in the same sentence as the legends of the screen. This role will go down in history as THE most memorable character to ever be seen on a television set.

  • @edp3202
    @edp3202 3 роки тому +33

    How in God's name did Jason Alexander never win an Emmy for playing George? Madness.

    • @sangredelic
      @sangredelic 2 роки тому +2

      He was always against David Hyde Pierce from Frasier.

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 2 роки тому +2

      @@sangredelic how many times did DHP win? They need to stop having the same people win in consecutive years. It's asinine.

    • @jlouis4407
      @jlouis4407 8 місяців тому

      George got shafted again

  • @MrBraffZachlin
    @MrBraffZachlin 9 років тому +110

    shoulda ended with "if you take everything i've ever accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent"

    • @Stensland55
      @Stensland55 8 місяців тому

      Absolutely agree with you. A classic George line.

  • @BladeRunner-td8be
    @BladeRunner-td8be 5 років тому +19

    George as a main character was so good. His acting skills cannot be denied. His parents on the show were also top notch. And Wayne Knight who did a lot of cameos as Newman is equal to them. Everyone on that show was good to be honest. There was not a weak link.

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs Місяць тому

    George is so much my favourite character that I can't believe he's not everyone's favourite character.

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 років тому +509

    Elaine "wait, you're refusing to date someone because they're bald?"
    George "yeah...so?"
    Elaine "YOU'RE BALD!!!"

    • @a.hollins8691
      @a.hollins8691 6 років тому +35

      Neurotripsicks I WAS bald.

    • @Neurotripsicks
      @Neurotripsicks 6 років тому +12

      Andrew Hollins haha then he beeps her nose with his finger. Priceless.

    • @fabiolemme
      @fabiolemme 5 років тому +2

      not anymore

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 5 років тому +10

      Andrew Hollins, I DON’T...LIKE THIS THING...AND THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!!(throws toupee out the window)

    • @e.n.akasha9516
      @e.n.akasha9516 4 роки тому +4

      @@emmaray6215 Elaine is brilliant him that scene!

  • @thebrocialist8300
    @thebrocialist8300 5 років тому +75

    “Elaine, of course I’m concerned... I’M PAYING FOR THOSE MEALS!”

  • @upyours4979
    @upyours4979 4 роки тому +25

    One of my all-time favorite George lines. "I pay what I say."

  • @els1f
    @els1f 3 роки тому +21

    "I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."
    My _personal_ fav

  • @s2snider
    @s2snider 4 роки тому +54

    I don't think I appreciated Mr. Alexander's talent enough back then. Watching Larry David, as talented as he is, portray George made it clear that Jason Alexander was/is a comedy genius.

  • @marcodevries4481
    @marcodevries4481 4 роки тому +18

    The magic of Seinfeld is that every single character was genius unto him/herself.

  • @romeyburgin7221
    @romeyburgin7221 4 роки тому +42

    I remember the first time I saw George telling the story about the whale he saved when he was pretending to be a marine biologist. I fell off the couch I was sitting on with laughter

    • @accountemail9712
      @accountemail9712 3 роки тому +3

      When he pulls the ball out lol!

    • @fvw1187
      @fvw1187 3 роки тому

      How do you sit on a couch with laughter?

  • @BabyBoomerChannel
    @BabyBoomerChannel 8 років тому +56

    This montage is a good presentation as to why Alexander is the one that held this series together. His character/acting was the glue around which the show was fused.
    "Your killing independent George"!

  • @jamesentertainment9030
    @jamesentertainment9030 4 роки тому +22

    If you ever feel bad about yourself, just watch George Costanza

    • @alexosae6044
      @alexosae6044 4 роки тому +3

      It doesn't help
      After all his mishaps he still gets these ridiculously good looking girls

  • @BLTspace
    @BLTspace 10 років тому +168

    best character on any show... ever xD

    • @azeez123123
      @azeez123123 10 років тому +4

      Wrong. Chandler from Friends is.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 10 років тому +13

      ***** I definitely agree that Chandler is on the list of most annoying characters in TV history..

    • @totalmalfunction
      @totalmalfunction 10 років тому +25

      *****
      your comment almost gave me cancer

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 10 років тому

      lol. Fair enough.

    • @jeandeaux7624
      @jeandeaux7624 10 років тому +3

      travesty that he never garnared an Emmy for this character.

  • @logihjartarson2202
    @logihjartarson2202 7 років тому +5

    George Costanza and Jason Alexander are simply the greatest weve seen on TV ♥

  • @ovemk
    @ovemk Рік тому +4

    Watching George is therapy 😊

  • @rayden1231
    @rayden1231 3 роки тому +9

    George Costanza is my favorite- I laugh so hard my stomach hurts every time when I watch George!😂