George Costanza's Greatest hits
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2012
- Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza
Classic lines like:
- It's not you, it's me
- I'm Cartwright
- You had to have the big sallad
- I'm an architect
- I wish there were pigmen
- Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl
- Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up
- I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution
- I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back
- I was at the pool, there were shinkage
- Sex with the cleaning lady
- She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman
- Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in
- My mother caught me, I was alone
- I am Costanza, lord of the idiots
- This is like discovering plutonium by accident
- George is getting upset
- Serenity now
- I hate the Drake
- I'm gonna need some water here
- You get in the mood
- George's answering machine
- Killing independent George - Комедії
All the insecurities of being an insignificant, underwhelming, average human being. Relatable in every way. The greatest tv character of all time. My hero.
Our Hero…
My role model
You need better heroes
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@@Julian-dq2qq WOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH
Its a crime that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy.
its a crime that jason could never find a successful show to star in....he could do everything..he's a fantastic dancer
Absolutely
Duckman should of won an Emmy.
Not when you realize Kramer's actor won them all instead, it's just fair
David Hyde Pryce from Frasier used to steal all the Emmys during the time Alexander was nominated.
"How do you live with yourself?"
"It's not easy"
marinejcksn1 I ask myself that almost daily
Yes that's from......."Fiyahhhhhhhhhhh" when he knocks down the old women at the kids birthday party if I'm not mistaken.
"Your living A lie? I'm living like 100!"
@@jaytf1231 The Fire is easily one of the best episodes for me, but my all time favorite is The Opposite
@@marinejcksn1 Yes that's how he got the job with the Yankees. It was lame having him traded to Tyler Chicken then fired By Big Stine. He should have told him the truth about trying to impress the woman from the Tourist Bureau. Play Now and Krueger Industries just wasn't the same or funny. Still disappointed the Independent George and the Relationship George speech is not on this video. That's his greatest speech, IMO.
People have no idea how much Seinfeld relied on Jason Alexander as George. One of the best actors ever.
Who made you the people spokesman
WRONG ! ONLY idiot's wouldn't know as would people who think people didn't know.
Its criminal he never won an emmy
Just always over-egged the pudding. With Kramer it was always pitch perfect. With George you felt like he was trying to steal every scene, and failing
Did you know that Jason Alexander is a stage name? His real name is Jay Greenspan. Fun fact.
I love how George is supposed to be a loser when in fact he dates like gazillion women during the seasons.
what makes him a looser is how he keeps screwing it. what makes him a winner is he keeps trying no matter what.
Shagged multiple women, go back and rewatch the series maybe and not talk out of your ass
Jerry's girlfriends were always hotter though :)
This view is incorrect. George is not intended to be a loser. I think more accurately he is self loathing - and one would be suprised someone so self loathing is the type to talk/date to many women. Also more prone to emotional outbursts. Both a funny contrast to Jerry. George is based off of Larry David.
***** It eased into the water like an old man into a tub
George is the greatest sitcom character of all time.
+gedaman well i think is cosmo
+gedaman if not the best he is really really close!
Who the fuque is al bundy or bunda?
+gedaman I'm not a sitcom character. I'm an architect. I design railroads.
+gedaman absolutely agree
“When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.” - George Costanza. I've taken that epic piece of advice, and used it throughout my career. Everytime someone asks me for help, they always start with "sorry to bother you, i know how busy you are" due to George Costanza's genius. PS: I'm never busy.
I just generally walk AND sit around like that when I don't want to be bothered. And it works beautifully!!!😌
Thanks George Costanza!!!! 🤝🏼
I did the same thing. It’s like no one at our jobs watch Seinfeld to know that we’re acting
W
Yeah I know people that do this, but they don’t do it because of Costanza… smh they’re just trolls.
I have used it since the episode aired. It's subconscious at this point. Ingrained.
I never understood why Kramer was everyone's favorite. It's George. And it's not even close.
Ikr
George>Elaine>Jerry>Kramer
Because on the show, George was the "loser" of the group. He worked several jobs, left on high notes, worked for the New York Freaking Yankees and was the most relatable of any of the main 4. Also, Jason was by far the most talented actor. Incredible timing and pace.
Agree
Kramer was wild and crazy. George is just crazy. Both are funny.
You can't have a "Greatest Hits" without the Marine Biologist monologue.
Mammal.
Patrick Gaasche "Whateva."
BigBad Bryant The sea was angry that day my friends...
jade999111 Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
BigBad Bryant or Vandaley Industries !
Aren't we all George Constanza in our own way.
Yes but without the close friends and hot dates.
No, I am not so obsessed to fly to Akron, Ohio just to deliver comeback line, which was not so great anyway.And then flying there back again when first time failed .
ua-cam.com/video/LOetkFopHK0/v-deo.html
I am not eating food from carbage can . I dont try to poison my former boss .And I dont do candy lineups to prove that someone stole my candybar. BTW, I dont invent e-toilet app either and make millions from it and then lose it all to Maddoff .
@@stagna1959 George Costanza would reply exactly in that way.
Yes , yes I am
No...!! And who farted it😡..?!
I don't want to be remembered , I want to be forgotten.
Truer words have never been spoken.
George was a doomer
I L o v e I t
And I don't wanna be reminded
You say please don't make this harder
No I won't yet
It's certainly better to be forgotten, than remembered for the wrong reasons...
"We live in a society"
-George Constanza
"It's not a lie, if you believe it."
Pepsi is better than wine..i'm a beer guy
What about the soup Nazi ep "No soup for you,come back one year."...to me,that's the best line of the series
-Hillary Clinton
Squidward Q. Tentacle you're right...lol
haha
Such a combination of insecurity, egotism and selfishness could never be captured as successfully as it was with George Costanza.
And yet he's the most relatable character.
Won't you be if your father was Frank Costanza
There is a little bit of George in everyone.
My dad
@@pierrelebrasseur8493 “Stop crying and fight your father!”
George made this sitcom, I swear he’s the most hilarious because he is the most relatable and his acting can’t be imitated
Yeah anyone who says he's not relatable is lying to themselves and hard.
He is relatable even if hes a jerk. But the thing about Seinfeld is they are all jerks! Jerry, Kramer and Elaine too! A lot of people are like that even in todays times where everyone and their grandma want to be super progressive. Thats what makes this Show great. It portrays people as they are: selfish,shallow and flawed but also likeable and vulnerable. There is a Costanza in all of us and we have to keep him under Control everyday. The ying and the Yang. Worlds are colliding!
@@khoroshoorange Yes exactly! I think that's why this show will probably forever stand the test of time.
@@khoroshoorange The ending was lame with them all going to jail for a year, but yes they were self-absorbed selfish jerks. At least they recognized that and had a good run on Curb Your Enthusiasm where they acknowledged people hated the ending.
And his parents are hilarious too
"The sea was angry that day, my friends."
The best ! ahhahaa
and I said WHOAAA THERE, Big Fella...lmao
Like an old man returning soup at a deli....
Yes that should have been on there.
The ULTIMATE Georgeism!😄
you know we're LIVING in a SOCIETY!!!
Maxim Sheko That shake in his voice gets me every time 😂
And the meme was born
BOTTOM TEXT
👏
How about this society, huh..
"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution"
However many awards Jason Alexander holds aren't nearly enough.
None.
PREACH
It's the writing of George's character for me
He won 1 award for Seinfeld, sadly he was always up against Michael Richards.
That quote is so funny because we literally saw all of that happen😭😂
I love how George isn’t blind to how much of a loser he is. He’s not delusional about it.
"I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots."
He is not a loser. He is your average guy and represents most people
But yet it always somehow works out for him.
@@m.e.d.7997 so he's a loser
"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I GOT IT ALL!!"
-Millennials be like
Ow, my scapula
Jason Alexander is a very underrated actor. He has brilliant comedic timing.
+moldren i disagree. i think he can play and convey many other characters other than the george character. jason is a genius in my opinion.
+dickslap37 So what is exactly do you disagree on?
+Ahmad Merhebi That he can only play variations of the George Costanza character
+Prairielander He's actually very unfunny in real life, like Michael Richards. Jerry and Louise were comedians, but those two were genuinely good actors.
Moldren didn't actually say that... he just said he was typecast since Seinfeld, not that he wasn't able to play other characters, so he was actually agreeing with him.
I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I have it all!!!
I love george
my favorite line
I'll try that in my dating profile and see how it goes.
@@SenorJuan2023😂😂😂
I love whenever George is embarrassed.
“My mother caught me.”
“Doing what?”
“YOU know…..I was ALONE….”
The genus of this show was the adult and sexual references in such a subtle way.
“He got two inches from. There. . . I think it moved”
“I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it should be. But in fact, it is all that it should be and more!”
George is the most real life character ever to be written in the history of sitcoms.
to think, he was the only cast member to not win an Emmy throughout the shows historic run. CRAZY
Well, neither did Jerry, which is also crazy.
@@alexolds9840 thats understandable, jerry wasnt that funny. only a few moments. and his stand-up sucked. elaine was funnier.
@@treatwomenright33 wrong.
@@GooseGumlizzard hey george is the best on the show. Then Kramer, then elaine, then Jerry. Sometimes even Newman beats out Jerry's comedy. That's larry David for ya. That's my opinion. Ty
And....Who cares the emmy????
I found George the most hilarious character in Seinfeld.
I think it'd be neck and neck between him and Kramer if they did an actual poll
sokee13 my favorite is George and my next favorite is Elaine. Jerry is definitely my least favorite haha
@@sokee1354 I'd vote 4 Kramer
Without a doubt George gets my vote ! Best sitcom ever made
Either Kramer or George's Dad. You can't forget Frank Costanza.
“For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots.” The greatest character TV has ever seen.
Modern man in one phrase
As every year passes by, I come to realize more and more that I am George Constanza in more ways than I thought.
'Was that wrong, should I have not done that?'
Best line ever.
very common in my other jobs
*...not have done...*
Not
"...have not done..."
“I’m gonna have to claim ignorance on this one”
George was the main character of Seinfeld.
NAH M8
yep because he's Larry David, who was behind the whole thing
Snipeti
I think its Kramer.
i would totally watch "Costanza"
George is the originator of the "we live in a society!" meme!
The thing that always cracked me up with George was he was always chasing after the woman he couldn't have, and obsessing over them. But the women who actually fell for him, he would find some minor issue with their behaviour or the way they looked and would end the relationship over it. For a jobless guy living with his parents, he was still incredibly fussy.
that might have been the most relatable thing to me about costanza, i think we obsess over those women because we can't have them, we even want to be hated by them because it makes them even less obtainable, it's brilliant
This could also describe his acclaimed performance in Shallow Hal.
Kramer " 51 people died. "
George " 51 people? That's it?! I thought it was like a thousand?!
Kramer "1,660 survivors"
George " That's no tragedy! How many people you lose on a normal cruise.. 30? 40?" I laugh out loud every time.
.
mistykins2011 thanks for the quotes. You are brilliant at quoting.
He predicted all the cruises with tradegies
Does cruiseships have morgues ? I guess they have . perhaps 40 deaths in cruise is an exaggeration, but considering most of passengers are elderly and retired, death rate may be quite high.
@@stagna1959 Just throw the old fuckers in the sea and call it a viking burial
When I watched this late night as a kid I thought Kramer was the funniest character. Now I realize George was absolutely hands down the best. He glued this whole sitcom together. We can all relate to this poor guy.
When I was younger I related to Jerry, but as I got older I started relating more and more to George 😅
That because Kramers humour is very juvenile. Fall and hit your head kinda humour. It goes home with kids but George is fucking genius.
Jerry was the nucleus, but George was the most important character. Take him out and you’ve got the least left.
I always felt George (Jason) was the MVP of the series, but I don't want to take away from Kramer/Richards. Really, it was an unbelievable blend of almost perfect writing and acting.
Kramer makes children laugh because of his slapstick, physical comedy. Kids love that. But as you get older, become an adult and face adult situations, George just becomes more relatable.
Great actor and character
And architect
and a marine biologist 😃!
@@georgiasmith64And podiastrist!
“Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?” That line kills me every time 😂
Have access to my dimension not dementia 😂😂😂
I absolutely thought it was "dimentia"
@@bsbusterbsbuster463 It's dementia. Not only does he clearly not say dimension (he never says 'tion'), at least dementia sorta makes sense in the context of the scene. Dimension does not.
No way wine is better than Pepsi!
Never a truer sentence spoken.
*snort..
How about sparkling wine?
snnork hahaha
Im 100% with George on that one!
No Vandelay Industries? George is getting upset!!!
Agus Tin SERENITY NOW!
Wolven Throne That's it! no Festivus for you!
Agus Tin I'm going with jerk store!
+Agus Tin And you want to be my latex salesman?
+Agus Tin "Why couldn't you say I was an architect? I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!"
"For I am Costanza, lord of tbe idiots." CLASSIC.
Susan catching him with the pillow is hilarious 😂 😂😂
Kill me everytime😂😂
He should've won an Emmy
I'm hungry, let's get something to eat"
Pushing children out of the way while escaping from the fire
That is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in anything
Damn I remember that shit from a long time ago back when I used to watch it with my family😂fucking hilarious.
And an elderly lady in a walker ....
+Matthew Kreuter and afterwards outside he was telling his story of being the hero and the fireman says "how do you live with yourself?" to which George replies "it's not easy..."
when the clown came at George with the giant shoe...I nearly lost my shit!
He is one of the most memorable characters in sitcom history.
I love how every other character is better than Seinfeld but we all know that none of this would've happened without Seinfeld
I think it shows the weird genius of Jerry Seinfeld. Someone said he knew himself, more than anyone else, that he wasn't the best actor and he needed to surround himself by better actors while he played the straight man (meaning the lead that is the main, but least interesting character, it has nothing to do with being gay or straight). And he was right. He gets like 400 million a year of this show. I hear he's not the easiest to work with.
@@demonalivefornow9680 I agree. Seinfeld is something else, his confidence alone is charming
Jerry was funny, but Jason's character was hilarious, and much more believable than anyone else, in my opinion. Can't believe Jason never won an Emmy for his character? Biggest oversight, in Emmy History!! SMH........😒
@@keithbannister9271 I agree all and all
Jerry was honestly hysterically funny. All four of them were hilarious! But still nobody not even Kramer could compete with the legendary hilarity that was Jason Alexander as George Costanza.
-Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done eating, she's running for the bathroom.
-So you're concerned?
-Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals!
lmfaoooooo
elaine says so youre concerned...george says he's paying.... ;)
yes but he says "elaine" as part of the line
Only George could be so off-topically selfish.
The jerk store called, they're running out of you!
What's the difference? You're their all-time best-seller!
***** His wife is in a coma
Josh Rivera Well the life support machine called...and...OH DAMN IT! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!
Pulp can move baby !!
Josh Rivera I bet she's just usin' that as an excuse
George is, by far, the greatest character in the history of tv shows or movies. He is the absolute best, most hilarious, interesting character. Absolutely, 100%, the best, unequivocally.
I know Kramer was the favorite at the time and is for most general audiences but George Costanza is without a doubt the driving force behind the entire series. Don’t get me wrong Kramer is absolutely incredible but George is the best character in this show. Jason Alexander created the greatest tv character of all time and gave us some of the most memorable moments in tv history.
God the episode where George does everything opposite is...it's just the best.
Totally agree..." and if you think I'm kidding..just try me.." hahaha Classic absolutely classic.
TheDonFinnemore "...because I would LOVE IT!" Just precious :-)
+LJY08 Bald men with no jobs and that live with their parents, do not approach strange women...
+LJY08 My favorite episode as well, with possibly the most hilarious *successful* pickup line ever: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Eric van Bezooijen Absolutely! And the preceding line to Elaine "Elaine! Bald men who have no money and no job, who live with their parents, do not approach strange women".
The sea was angry that day my friends
I've watched that scene a gadzillion times and I laugh through the whole scene after he says that opening line.
Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
@@johnwalsh6998 the look on the faces of Jerry and Kramer after he says that... hahahah
How this man didn't win an Emmy is beyond me...
The entire cast fit like a glove. Each one is a hilarious mix of narcissism, apathy and bad luck.
George's puffy jacket was so fashion forward
It's goretex
Where is
Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?"
George: "It's not easy."
Anthony G. And that clown... is one Jon Favouro
"You're dam right it's me!" 😆
(I like your American/New York Style Humour)
- Animal Rights!
Mary 🇬🇧 Bernadette
He carried the show. Most relatable and funny character.
George is definitely Penske material.
Yes he is. Of course...
Absolutely.
Now, you understand--
this show ended over 15 years ago. amazing
Bman Chu i was in the pool
That's crazy when u think about it
And now shows are shit
Way longer than that.....
Over 25 years now. Still amazing
I was born in 87'. I grew up watching this show with my parents. I'm 33 now with a teenage kid and I try and have her watch it with me but she calls me old lol! Funny how life is.
To cast Danny Devito as George Costanza would've been a mistake of monumental proportions.
We’d get Jason Alexander as Frank Reynolds tho
@@taylorleach9638 😮 Now that's an interesting thought...
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!"
My favorite George line ever. He shows more moral outrage over Jerry declining a threesome than anything else in the video.
That episode was so brilliant too
Probably my favourite reaction of George Costanza.
Because his plan worked too so he set Jerry up perfectly, but Jerry copped out.
Because it's true; for any guy not in the top 1%, such an option is like winning the lottery.
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep." Golden! Kramer is one thing but George is something else entirely. I'm deffs a Costanza.
How in God's name did Jason Alexander never win an Emmy for playing George? Madness.
He was always against David Hyde Pierce from Frasier.
@@sangredelic how many times did DHP win? They need to stop having the same people win in consecutive years. It's asinine.
George got shafted again
I remember the first time I saw George telling the story about the whale he saved when he was pretending to be a marine biologist. I fell off the couch I was sitting on with laughter
When he pulls the ball out lol!
How do you sit on a couch with laughter?
There can never be enough Seinfeld, can it?
Seinfeld needs to be the one thing we always keep in our culture. I'm 15, and in 30 years, when I have children, they will all watch every episode of this show.
Billy VoHagen it's always been that way with the classics. Kids today can still watch The Honeymooners or All in the Family.
Billy VoHagen it's good to see people your age watching Seinfeld. Its the best show ever.
I think they managed to wrap it up quite nicely.
+Billy VoHagen I remember watching the finale of the show when it first aired... and you weren't even born yet. Jesus.
These pretzels... ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!!!
How could that scene be left out of this video? Pure blasphemy!
because that was kramers line, not george's
@@cannibal151 l
@@MrShelly53 nope Jerry. Elaine and George are giving their interpretation of this line as well!
"I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."
My _personal_ fav
The magic of Seinfeld is that every single character was genius unto him/herself.
WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!
Hahaha, This was the funniest for me
Gamers rise up
"You know I always wanted to pretend that I am an architect." That's one of the best lines ever.
I don't think I appreciated Mr. Alexander's talent enough back then. Watching Larry David, as talented as he is, portray George made it clear that Jason Alexander was/is a comedy genius.
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just watch George Costanza
It doesn't help
After all his mishaps he still gets these ridiculously good looking girls
The greatest show ever made
100%
the show about nothing, which covered everything
A Val sopranos or south park or seinfeld or simpspns all the best shows start with s
Family Guy doesn't start with an S, so you are CORRECT.
A Val along with breaking bad x files south park and the supranos
"This is like discovering plutonium by accident" wins.
love that line
its more like creating plutonium by accident, but who gives a shit? lol
Indeed, turning down a 3some should be punished by law
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
The way he said that, and the charisma this guys has, it's amazing. If anyone, Jason should be the one getting the Emmy.
The Opposite was George's best episode
ELAINE: "I'm turning into George!" JERRY: "Don't say that!"
I think if you had to sum up George with one quote, it would be the one where he's standing with the Ross's in front of Susan's headstone, and Mrs. Ross says: well George we'll leave you alone with her, I'm sure there are things you want to say. George: No I'm good.
shoulda ended with "if you take everything i've ever accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent"
Absolutely agree with you. A classic George line.
One of my all-time favorite George lines. "I pay what I say."
If it's anybody, it's me.
OK, George, it's you.
You're DAMN right it's me!
Elaine "wait, you're refusing to date someone because they're bald?"
George "yeah...so?"
Elaine "YOU'RE BALD!!!"
Neurotripsicks I WAS bald.
Andrew Hollins haha then he beeps her nose with his finger. Priceless.
not anymore
Andrew Hollins, I DON’T...LIKE THIS THING...AND THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!!(throws toupee out the window)
@@emmaray6215 Elaine is brilliant him that scene!
Kramer: "Well, I've got gonorrhea! That's what they gave me!"
George: "Who did? ....The government?"
Watching George is therapy 😊
I'm an old man. I was telling people the Titanic would sink, adamantly. But no one listened! Not one! I persevered, but they all still ignored me. Finally, they just threw me out of the cinema.
“Elaine, of course I’m concerned... I’M PAYING FOR THOSE MEALS!”
"A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
"The sea was angry that day my friends."
Those two needed to be in this comp.
My Favorite George Line was not here: "God would never let anything that good happen to me" ("I thought you didn't believe in God") "I do for the Bad Things"
That character is comedic poetry.
George is my spirit animal
Pigman?
"I was in the pool."
There was shrinkage!
Project Bandicoot"I was in the pool."..."You saw her naked."...
bunny fish 😂😂😂😂
Elaine: "It shrinks?"
Seinfeld: "like a frightened turtle"
@@rickygazboda147 Major Shrinkage.
When George looses it and snaps, it's hilarious 😂😂
“It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning lady engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office... is that correct?”
George: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
PURE GOLD.
You can visualize Larry saying this while writing for this scene.
That's a great line from season 3 I guess. They were that great that early.
I know I think it was the best line LOL.
Nunya Business It was the INS back in the 90’s.
The "frowned upon" bit made me lose it completely :D
best line of all "Hello I'm George. I'm Unemployed, and I live with my parents": ha ha try that line on some hot cutie sometime
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I always look to George to cheer me up.
"Im the opposite of every guy you've every met"
Marine biologist!
Best episode ever!!!!!!
The sea was angry That episode my friend XD
lmfao 👍
Is that a Titleist?
*nods*
Talk about a hole in one...
At that very moment...I was a marine biologist.
Jason was by far the best actor on this show. So much intensity and sincerity. He made George likable and despicable.
Quite possibly, the greatest written character in TV history.
Not to mention, Jason Alexander nailing the role to perfection.
This character is by far the best in Seinfeld: so many layers, so complex, so relatable, such a selfish asshole 😂 i love this guy!
Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV. No close second.
Married With Children ;-)
Richard Bergen Frasier
Richard Bergen everybody loves Raymond
The greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV is the early 90s episodes of The Simpsons, with Seinfeld being a close second. Everybody Loves Raymond is third. Also, fuck Frasier. Get that pretentious shit outta here. lmao
Richard Bergen iasip