Marriage - what it's all about (Seinfeld - The Engagement)

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  • @billygrey8087
    @billygrey8087 5 років тому +2968

    Watched this episode when I was a kid, laughed at the time. Watched the episode now I’m older and married. I shed a tear.

    • @tomken5919
      @tomken5919 5 років тому +133

      Billy Grey agreed. Funny how when you grow up and you rewatch these shows and it really hits home haha

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 5 років тому +82

      Wow you must really hate your wife, poor you! And your my age... I was born the year this show came out and I'm happy so is my partner... But I'm not a boring bitch lol.. poor you

    • @irocksup123
      @irocksup123 5 років тому +209

      kaboom nice try but everyone knows you’re broken on the inside

    • @grapefruitm00n
      @grapefruitm00n 5 років тому +60

      Me too. But I’m getting out soon

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 5 років тому +124

      @@grapefruitm00n rob, my wife died three years ago of cancer 46 years old. I cherished and loved her, however.... I will never get married again. She came from a very large close-knit family.. it was like being married to 200 people..Once was enough! I've worked with guys who were on their second, third and fourth marriages, not this guy, Best wishes to you!!

  • @Iruparazzo
    @Iruparazzo 8 років тому +1883

    "Mrs. Costanza, I'm very in love with your son!"
    "...May I ask why?"

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 5 років тому +3052

    Whenever George gets what he wants he is unhappy.

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 5 років тому +268

      That's because he doesn't know what he wants.

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 5 років тому +94

      @DW DW Seems okay to me

    • @Seannyskillz
      @Seannyskillz 5 років тому +67

      that's life

    • @andersonenvy
      @andersonenvy 5 років тому +8

      Same here

    • @MuvoTX
      @MuvoTX 4 роки тому +70

      This was before he discovered doing the opposite.

  • @arjanluhar
    @arjanluhar 7 років тому +1900

    "You can forget about watching TV while you're eating. You know why? Because it's dinner time."
    Lmao my mom was getting mad at us for watching this exact episode while eating dinner. When Kramer said that we all stopped eating and looked at her. My dad was trying to stifle his laughter and my mom was fuming.

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 6 років тому +21

      Arjan Luhar. Marriage... what it’s all about

    • @chrll
      @chrll 6 років тому +156

      You should have told her after some moments of uncomfortable silence: "So how was your day Mom?"

    • @SpaceMonkey033
      @SpaceMonkey033 5 років тому +53

      yeah, how dare you mom want to spend quality time with her family

    • @kebas239
      @kebas239 5 років тому +36

      @@SpaceMonkey033 I know, she is selfish.

    • @johnjuhasz9125
      @johnjuhasz9125 5 років тому +45

      That’s because women have NO sense of humor.

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 9 місяців тому +21

    The look on George’s face at the end is face all married men get eventually.

    • @Enr227
      @Enr227 26 днів тому +1

      Why do we all know this but keep doing it

  • @shoqwavebeats8745
    @shoqwavebeats8745 8 років тому +806

    George's face while watching mad about you with Suzan, classic

    • @Arlind22
      @Arlind22 8 років тому +26

      +denwhatt He looks like a sad pug there lol

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 8 років тому +11

      +Arlind22 LOL...without the bark or bite....a bit neutered as it were!! Cheers

    • @mikewalsh7318
      @mikewalsh7318 3 роки тому +1

      Pure torture

    • @spy1965
      @spy1965 3 роки тому +1

      The Stuport...Cheers was a good show

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 3 роки тому +5

      I would have the exact same reaction

  • @sterileheart
    @sterileheart 11 років тому +902

    When ever I think "it sucks to be single" I watch this episode

    • @patwaddington
      @patwaddington 4 роки тому +46

      My two cousins are a bit older than me. Married with kids and they’re like man. Stay single haha

    • @hunterRAWR1
      @hunterRAWR1 4 роки тому +19

      @Tony I can reccomend it. So long as their is mutual respect between two people. I got very very lucky.

    • @hunterRAWR1
      @hunterRAWR1 4 роки тому +8

      @Brian Pederson how does that disqualify an opinion. Are you that insecure?Who hurt you? I'm sorry spelling is such an issue you can't ignore. God Forbid you made a mistake. Oh Noooooo. Mr.Perfect over here.

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 4 роки тому +5

      @@hunterRAWR1 Yeah he's a dick

    • @hunterRAWR1
      @hunterRAWR1 4 роки тому +3

      @@ChiccinTendies agreed.

  • @Jordanime
    @Jordanime 8 років тому +1587

    Notice Jerry is wearing a black and grey striped shirt when Kramer is talking about marriage as a prison.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 10 років тому +1430

    Its like Chris Rock once said: "You are either single and lonely or married and bored, ain't no happiness in between"

    • @matreis1052
      @matreis1052 10 років тому +33

      for most people yeah

    • @unknownunknowns
      @unknownunknowns 9 років тому +10

      And the he divorced and now he's single and lonely. But I do wonder how many can last longer than his.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 9 років тому +58

      jakep1979 There can be happiness in between. It's called 'living together with no marital contract.' Yeah Baby!

    • @desisarod
      @desisarod 7 років тому +103

      just because someone is single... doesnt mean he/she is lonely

    • @dmp1520
      @dmp1520 7 років тому +3

      Jack Darcy I just got out of a desttuctive obsessiva relationship... Tell me I guess u were married too? U have friends or girlfriends? How do u meet them AT ur age ? Is it easy too? Do u ever get a little bit lonely ?

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 3 роки тому +135

    I’ve always loved that Jerry just became friends with some random dude at the movies because George couldn’t go

    • @peters10456170
      @peters10456170 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂 yeah it seemed so out of character.

    • @aepr84
      @aepr84 2 роки тому +15

      maroon golf

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 Рік тому +2

      Mario Joyner

    • @Whoopdido777
      @Whoopdido777 4 місяці тому +2

      And then they became mortal enemies a few years later.

    • @Rafael26926
      @Rafael26926 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Whoopdido777Is the same guy from Puerto rico day , right ?

  • @Rayoscope
    @Rayoscope 3 роки тому +122

    "You're wearing that shirt?" - That's when you really realize you made a big mistake.

    • @jakeblake06
      @jakeblake06 2 роки тому +1

      ... what is that shirt by the way... I need it lol

    • @dr.roberts4508
      @dr.roberts4508 2 роки тому +1

      No when she says I taped mad about you

  • @jondury9450
    @jondury9450 5 років тому +122

    I must have watched every episode ten times over except this one, it could have saved my life.

    • @dmwood5066
      @dmwood5066 5 років тому +4

      I feel for you, brother.

    • @jeb419
      @jeb419 4 роки тому +7

      @DH Even if she's not fat, the ole saying is true. Behind every hot girl is a man sick of her shit.

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 4 роки тому +7

      You people have chosen bad women

    • @gintonicx6
      @gintonicx6 4 роки тому +14

      @@OlgaSmirnova1 Date some girls and then report back...

    • @elijahblechman8633
      @elijahblechman8633 4 роки тому +1

      An episode of Seinfeld did save my life once. It's a long story.

  • @BeatlesLuvSoftKitty
    @BeatlesLuvSoftKitty 8 років тому +583

    The very ending is just pure gold. I literally cried laughing.

    • @brasovraskon4697
      @brasovraskon4697 8 років тому +32

      +BeatlesLuvSoftKitty Oh my God. George's expression. Priceless. I couldn't hold in the laughter. Best show ever.

    • @gregwalker1913
      @gregwalker1913 8 років тому +24

      I always wondered how Paul Reiser felt about Seinfeld using Mad about You as a punchline?
      I remember trying to watch a couple of episodes. Pretty lame.

    • @jtconner7599
      @jtconner7599 7 років тому +6

      Mr Peaches except Helen Hunt was wayyyy hotter than Susan. Susan was repulsive to say the least.

    • @DDandrums
      @DDandrums 7 років тому +2

      BeatlesLuvSoftKitty no you didn't.

    • @UnoriginallyInclined
      @UnoriginallyInclined 7 років тому +18

      The face of a defeated man

  • @vincentaurelius2390
    @vincentaurelius2390 4 роки тому +283

    The muted heart, lol. They couldn't have come up with a more sappy sounding title for a movie.

    • @MadHatter42
      @MadHatter42 4 роки тому +12

      Granted, not like “Firestorn” starring Harrison Ford is a much more subtle stereotypical dick flick title :P

    • @ashokthapa5180
      @ashokthapa5180 4 роки тому +4

      kramer watching the other side of darkness made the whole episode.

    • @pho3nix-
      @pho3nix- 4 роки тому +12

      How about Rochelle, Rochelle, Ponce De Leon and Prognosis Negative?

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 3 роки тому +2

      The movie Ghost World did that too with “The Flower That Drank the Moon”

    • @artvandelay8767
      @artvandelay8767 3 роки тому +2

      Sack Lunch is a way better movie.

  • @robyz250
    @robyz250 12 років тому +170

    The best part is not in this clip. When George goes to Jerry's apt. to tell him he is getting married. Then Jerry explains to George he is not into the whole marriage thing anymore. Its the best part because that is when you see the enthusiasm leaving George's face.

    • @VOD713
      @VOD713 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @leejones7825
      @leejones7825 2 роки тому +5

      That’s the first thing I saw that was missing also. I wish I could remember important things in my life other than small segments of a Seinfeld episode that are missing. Lol

    • @jomesias
      @jomesias 2 роки тому +3

      We had a deal!!!!!

  • @FaithfulReasoning
    @FaithfulReasoning 7 років тому +189

    most genius show of all time..

  • @vabriga1
    @vabriga1 2 роки тому +24

    As they say, "Marriage is the best way to solve problems, which you would not have if you would not be married". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dannyborruso296
    @dannyborruso296 8 років тому +201

    "Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine" that song is hilarious!

    • @codyw1
      @codyw1 3 роки тому +7

      That's the actual theme tune to Mad About You, you know. ;)

    • @intermodus2180
      @intermodus2180 3 роки тому

      If I ever find her, I'll gladly watch,
      'Mad about You'...that's how much I LOVE Susan.🦊🚬she can even hog the covers...

    • @frivolityrestores9608
      @frivolityrestores9608 3 роки тому +1

      @@intermodus2180 she's reaaally pretty I don't know why she was not featured more like a model in real life like other actresses are. In Glamour and whatnot. She's prettier than most of the bigger names and more likeable too and a nice mellow charisma

  • @uraldamasis6887
    @uraldamasis6887 5 років тому +196

    The sad thing is I have witnessed a lot of marriages in the 3rd person and I can tell you that Kramer's comment about asking permission to go to the bathroom isn't the hilarious exaggeration you think it is.

    • @dmwood5066
      @dmwood5066 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO... True!

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 4 роки тому +23

      @russ g Easier to win the lottery

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 роки тому +6

      I’m pretty sure it is an exaggeration, but okay.

    • @billtree52
      @billtree52 4 роки тому +6

      My girl has yelled at me for farting on the toilet. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Рік тому +1

      'why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?'
      'cos he's married'

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 9 років тому +271

    The episode ends with George and Susan watching a sitcom about the guy who used to own Kramer's apartment.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 9 років тому +1

      Richard Thompson I always look for that doll that susan owns who is a spitting image of Estelle Costanza...you know, The Hazel Doll.....LOL. Cheers!

    • @spenser9908
      @spenser9908 8 років тому +2

      +Richard Thompson Haha brilliant!

    • @geraldspencer1956
      @geraldspencer1956 8 років тому +3

      +Richard Thompson Oh, the irony!!! lol

    • @kaylawalker312
      @kaylawalker312 5 років тому +1

      Richard Thompson Susan wears MOM jeans! Lol

    • @thehydronator3021
      @thehydronator3021 5 років тому +1

      and paul reiser bumps into jerry in one episode as well

  • @roc2256
    @roc2256 3 роки тому +24

    It’s so true. When you’re single you dream about love and when you’re a couple it’s hell on earth and want to be single. Again I share a common ground with George 😂

    • @maddmaxx5384
      @maddmaxx5384 3 роки тому +10

      Ive lived with a couple different women and its just too exhausting after awhile. Everything is a 70/30 split her way to keep her happy. You have to have been in a relationship and get out of it to fully understand.

  • @jamesradskijr.9745
    @jamesradskijr.9745 4 роки тому +32

    Omg George's face is priceless during mad about you, scene.

  • @ashokthapa5180
    @ashokthapa5180 4 роки тому +63

    3:57 that expression in George’s face, tells the whole story about why you should stay single. 😂

    • @stephaniegormley9982
      @stephaniegormley9982 3 роки тому +7

      My husband said he didn't quite get this scene. He never thought of "Mad About You" as a 'chick' show. He thought it would have been funnier if Susan said "Come to bed George, I taped 'Friends"

    • @namename-tr8il
      @namename-tr8il 2 роки тому

      jesus Stephanie do you EVER stop talking smh what is with women

    • @glbale
      @glbale Рік тому +2

      At the time, I recall that Mad About You was seen as a rival to Seinfeld.

    • @Xar22297
      @Xar22297 Рік тому

      @@stephaniegormley9982 Is your husband paul reiser?

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 Рік тому +8

    George's face at the end is classic, every married guy eventually gets that face.

  • @comedywriter8408
    @comedywriter8408 5 років тому +31

    The look of despair on George's face in the ending scene. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dardoura
    @dardoura 4 роки тому +90

    I just turned 30, the older I get, the more these episodes get relatable

    • @gunners20051
      @gunners20051 4 роки тому +1

      I'm gonna be 30 next month

    • @dardoura
      @dardoura 4 роки тому +2

      @@gunners20051 it's all the same

    • @dardoura
      @dardoura 4 роки тому +2

      @@gunners20051 happy 30th birthday

    • @gunners20051
      @gunners20051 4 роки тому

      @@dardoura thanks mate

    • @lukeskywalker650
      @lukeskywalker650 3 роки тому +3

      I'm 50. My 30s were the best!
      Don't waste it...LIVE DAMMIT!
      Just like George if possible..love that guy..lol

  • @olmose
    @olmose 7 років тому +284

    Well, if you marry the right girl, it's wonderful. Married my wife in '71, 4 great kids, love her more now than ever. She's not perfect no more than I am, but she's perfect for me.

    • @whateverittakes1673
      @whateverittakes1673 6 років тому +18

      Sincere congrats on that. I hope to be so luck to find my one at some point. Kids, maybe, maybe not but regular sex is prompt critical.

    • @charlesj.easleyii7642
      @charlesj.easleyii7642 6 років тому +6

      olmose, good for you... For realizing there is such thing as a "wrong" girl... Namely one who'd control every aspect of your life.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 6 років тому +12

      Your a lucky man... Many of us won't be.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 6 років тому +10

      Deadlyaztec27 Ahh you can't think like that bro, it's self destructive. You gotta go out and meet as many women as you can. I use Tinder myself, it's useful

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 6 років тому +3

      Jim Reilly
      I think I can do it, I just know many others will end up in a dead end marriage.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 8 місяців тому +6

    George's face of pain/consternation when he's watching "Mad About You" is one of my favorite George moments, HAHAHAHA!

  • @renhoek3851
    @renhoek3851 4 роки тому +63

    Kramer’s ‘how was your day’ bit is so accurate. It feels like such a forced and trite way to start a conversation, especially if you don’t feel like talking. You end up just repeating sequences of empty conversations just for the sake of it.

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Рік тому +5

      and if the truth is that your day was terrible, just like yesterday, it isn't really acceptable to just sit there and whine and complain about it. She isn't interested in that, that's not what she has you for, and she will leave you if you don't bury it inside and put on a brave face. She, of course, is free to whine and complain as much as she wants, and it is your job to try to make her feel better, and if you don't do a decent job of that, you are now in trouble

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 11 місяців тому

      it's the majority of dudes sadly@@starman900

    • @helixmoss9957
      @helixmoss9957 6 місяців тому

      Hope you realise you're talking about a particular kind of person, not every marriage is the same. Trive to find people you relate to and understand.

  • @patwaddington
    @patwaddington 6 років тому +105

    Man his face at the end when he's watching mad about you. Absolutely hilarious, It's at this point that he's realised he's fucked up.

    • @whiteranger79
      @whiteranger79 4 роки тому

      Is that a bad show

    • @TheBotleyBoy
      @TheBotleyBoy 4 роки тому +8

      @@whiteranger79 Very tame, middle-of-the-road sitcom that had no edge or took any risks. As entertaining as watching paint dry.

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 Місяць тому

      @@whiteranger79It was horrible, it was actually worse than Friends

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 Місяць тому

      He looks like he’s about to cry

  • @letecmig
    @letecmig 7 років тому +27

    this is what my married friend told me once:
    "I am very happily married, I stress.....but I would not do it again" :):)

  • @tnt1602
    @tnt1602 4 роки тому +20

    This should be mandatory viewing

  • @CaliforniaMortgageLoans
    @CaliforniaMortgageLoans 2 роки тому +3

    I lost it when I saw George change his shirt to a sweater vest and long sleeve.
    -The Muted Heart

  • @WhatAHorribleNight
    @WhatAHorribleNight 8 років тому +140

    Lol. The black dude with Jerry at 3:11 later plays his archenemy driver in "The Puerto Rican Day".

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 7 років тому +19

      Maroon Golf!
      (We watch too much tv, you and I)

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 6 років тому +8

      Black Saab!

    • @erikhertzer8434
      @erikhertzer8434 6 років тому +1

      Lordgigglestein : Mario Joyner

    • @pedrofox2609
      @pedrofox2609 5 років тому +2

      Black dude appears in frame from 3:03.

    • @thehydronator3021
      @thehydronator3021 5 років тому +2

      ah those innocent carefree days when jerry and black saab got along as freinds

  • @DM-rc4yu
    @DM-rc4yu 3 роки тому +17

    This is absolute gold. Not only because it's hilarious but because it's 100% accurate.

  • @yaronkl
    @yaronkl 9 років тому +880

    Kramer is wise

    • @mrkrabappleson
      @mrkrabappleson 9 років тому +44

      Ploni Almoni Very wise indeed! Sometimes it takes a non-conformist like Kramer to say what we all know but can't bring ourselves to say in public.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 9 років тому +12

      Ploni Almoni ......and single. Kramer is a genius.

    • @MrTHEMONEEMAKER
      @MrTHEMONEEMAKER 9 років тому +55

      drServitis Of course such wisdom could only come from a guy who put a garbage disposal in his tub

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 8 років тому +5

      +drServitis Kramer's right!

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 7 років тому +4

      Homeschool Shut up mouth breather

  • @rpm773
    @rpm773 6 років тому +38

    Every married man knows the plot of "The Muted Heart"

  • @vicinvesta8349
    @vicinvesta8349 3 роки тому +8

    When I was younger I could not tolerate Kramer as totally unrealistic buffoon. But then I realised that he ties the whole show together, and the actor, Michael Richards, is out of this world genius. Jerry just delivers his lines, Michael lives his role.

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Рік тому +1

      he's actually an awesome actor, he could have gone on to be like a serious dramatic star if not for two problems 1. he was forever typecast as the buffoon, so famous that nobody could ever 'unsee' it with him in other roles and 2. he completely destroyed his career by channelling the KKK in a standup set that went viral

  • @pinkyskeleton5410
    @pinkyskeleton5410 4 роки тому +42

    She doesn't want to see Firestorm. She wants to see The Muted Heart. Lol

  • @mrdestiny2011
    @mrdestiny2011 3 роки тому +10

    George: That's a deal where I come from!
    Jerry: We come from the same place!

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 2 роки тому +3

    When brilliant writing is performed by enormously talented comedic actors--it's gold Jerry! Gold!. George's expression watching Mad About You speaks for millions of men...everywhere.

  • @rematecox776
    @rematecox776 2 роки тому +8

    My husband and I talk about this episode all the time. Watching Mad about you at the end still makes me laugh.

  • @ColdBloodedBastard
    @ColdBloodedBastard 8 років тому +656

    I was married, and this is exactly what it was like. The look on Georges face at the end says it all.

    • @patwaddington
      @patwaddington 6 років тому +10

      JDW is Here what advice would you give to someone thinking of getting married haha?

    • @ralienpp
      @ralienpp 5 років тому +3

      How are you holding up?

    • @blackeye575
      @blackeye575 5 років тому +3

      What advice would you give someone who wants to propose

    • @johnjuhasz9125
      @johnjuhasz9125 5 років тому +8

      yin yang get her nothing for Valentine’s Day and do NOT make the proposal a public one or a big affair.

    • @0nionsHaveL4yers
      @0nionsHaveL4yers 5 років тому +11

      Why would you commit to something if you're having second thoughts?

  • @WhispersOnLy
    @WhispersOnLy 4 роки тому +8

    I still remember the "Mad about you" opening song, Lol.

  • @beatle1956
    @beatle1956 5 років тому +6

    There is nothing better than coming home to peace and quiet. You do what you want, when you want, how you want, where you want and if you want. Being alone is PRICELESS!!

  • @persianpwerful
    @persianpwerful 3 роки тому +3

    It's funny I'm from village in Iran and I love American shows can't stop watching it 😄😅

  • @flyboy7588
    @flyboy7588 12 років тому +13

    Every guy who is thinking about getting married needs to see this clip. Just imagine how many married men out there suffer in silence their entire life.

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 8 років тому +276

    If Seinfeld and Married with Children taught me one thing, it's "Don't get married!"

    • @hyacinthbucket5062
      @hyacinthbucket5062 8 років тому +9

      +Bill Clay poor Al Bundy

    • @joshpecker4352
      @joshpecker4352 5 років тому +5

      @TurboCMinusMinus meh everyone is going to die some day

    • @bradebronson8835
      @bradebronson8835 5 років тому +6

      Also... dont be a shoe salesman

    • @Cagon415
      @Cagon415 5 років тому +18

      @@doxasophosmoros he's weak because he chooses to live outside of established social norms? Your logic is failing you sir.

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 5 років тому +1

      @@doxasophosmoros I don't get it. Who do you agree or disagree with?

  • @flyflh
    @flyflh 3 роки тому +3

    George's face at the end is priceless.

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 3 роки тому +54

    Let this be a lesson to those who think they should get engaged because it's the "normal" and "mature" thing to do

    • @Zure467
      @Zure467 2 роки тому +5

      Worked for me my friends spend their days watching anime and posting on 4chan.

  • @violetion
    @violetion 12 років тому +168

    I just love how distressed George looks while he's in bed with Susan at the end of this clip.

    • @1o1beauty
      @1o1beauty 4 роки тому +4

      violetion this is where I laughed

    • @stephengreico2810
      @stephengreico2810 3 роки тому +1

      It's funny coz its true

    • @voxer99
      @voxer99 3 роки тому +1

      Mad About You will do that to anyone.

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 Місяць тому +1

    This episode will make any single guy go “you know what, LIFE IS GOOD!”

  • @SergheyKatastrofenko
    @SergheyKatastrofenko 9 років тому +27

    This video saved my life.

  • @markhester6556
    @markhester6556 2 роки тому +25

    I always feel bad for Susan for even entering George's orbit. 😭

  • @JazzAnswer99
    @JazzAnswer99 11 років тому +27

    "You wearing that shirt"?
    My favorite line.

  • @ryanchurasthemgtow7522
    @ryanchurasthemgtow7522 3 роки тому +6

    I once wanted to get married when I was young and drunk. Thank God I grew up, and sobered up. I dodged a major bullet.

  • @avertzzfn9409
    @avertzzfn9409 9 років тому +24

    Lol George's face at the end he looks like he is sad like he is saying what have I done lol now I can't hang out with Jerry anymore lol funny :D

    • @unknownunknowns
      @unknownunknowns 9 років тому

      Unless jerry gets married.

    • @avertzzfn9409
      @avertzzfn9409 9 років тому

      Lol I know right if he gets married then they can't hang out like that then

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 9 років тому +4

      Kristina Williams That's why he killed Susan with envelope glue before their wedding.

  • @juancarlosglezsanz8769
    @juancarlosglezsanz8769 3 роки тому +1

    i watch this as a kid , and i just realize i been following Cosmo's advide since then !!!

  • @DKGifford19608
    @DKGifford19608 4 роки тому +10

    And this probably why I’m still single (and happy).

  • @hootiesfilms6446
    @hootiesfilms6446 4 роки тому +6

    That look on George's face at the end when they're laying in bed lol. Priceless

  • @yk5
    @yk5 5 років тому +10

    "that's a deal where i come from!"
    "we come from the same place!"

  • @michaelanderson2881
    @michaelanderson2881 3 роки тому +2

    Sometimes I take a nap on Saturdays and I laugh out loud that I don't have to clear it with anyone beforehand or get interrupted during.

  • @rafaelsale6364
    @rafaelsale6364 Рік тому +3

    Kramer is a smart man. He knows what he's talking about. I followed his advice and I'm still single to this very day.

    • @LB14745
      @LB14745 5 місяців тому

      Kramer needs to have a single neighbour. If that neighbour gets married, it's game over for Kramer.

  • @Stephen24
    @Stephen24 4 роки тому +7

    - “Well, that’s I deal where I come from”
    - “We come from the same place”

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 4 роки тому +17

    I am happily married and going on 25 years with two great kids and a beautiful wife...BUT, Kramer absolutely nails it with his description of marriage, lol...I think what has made mine possible is I am an Engineer for a defense contractor and work LONG hours.

    • @robertisrotten
      @robertisrotten 3 роки тому +1

      Steve, is there something you're not telling us?

    • @stevefowler2112
      @stevefowler2112 3 роки тому +7

      @@robertisrotten No just telling you it is prison...just a prison with some very good times but still a prison, haha

    • @vabriga1
      @vabriga1 2 роки тому +2

      It's like Sting said when asked about the secret for his decades long marriage "I am a lot on the road, you know". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @crispinjulius5032
    @crispinjulius5032 4 роки тому +2

    Marriage saved my life. I was self-destructive. Didn’t give two ***** about myself, what happened to me or how I was hurting anyone else and then I met her and she said she didn’t care about that and told me that I was better than I thought I was.

  • @mingodingo
    @mingodingo 5 років тому +115

    I just noticed, unlike George, Jerry does have a black friend.

    • @kednelly5632
      @kednelly5632 5 років тому +4

      Henry Ng maroon golf **

    • @NutsItsBerserkinTime
      @NutsItsBerserkinTime 5 років тому +11

      Are You Anxious to like my comments? Come on, It’s a joke in the show where George is accused of being racist so he tries to get a black friend to prove he isn’t racist...

    • @kednelly5632
      @kednelly5632 5 років тому +9

      @@danielwong5378 You people?

    • @danielwong5378
      @danielwong5378 5 років тому +3

      @@kednelly5632 Yeah...You People.

    • @kevinheintz4046
      @kevinheintz4046 5 років тому +3

      Are You Anxious to like my comments? I’m anxious to shit on your comments. In fact, I can’t wait. Your comments are terrible. That felt good. I’m not anxious anymore about that big move. Thanks.

  • @jughead4845
    @jughead4845 Місяць тому +1

    The look on George's face while watching mad about you. He knows he's trapped, the prison Kramer was talking about.

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 10 років тому +110

    THE MUTED HEART. Ha ha! Seinfeld always had great titles of fake movies. My favorite was THE PAIN AND THE YEARNING: about two octogenarians in a cancer ward who experience pain & yearning. Sounds like a real yukfest!!

    • @StopAskingMyName1
      @StopAskingMyName1 10 років тому +8

      Ponce De Leon

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 10 років тому +14

      StopAskingMyName1 Prognosis....NEGATIVE!!!

    • @ConstantChinner
      @ConstantChinner 10 років тому +21

      Rochelle, Rochelle!

    • @naarz870
      @naarz870 9 років тому +12

      Lynn Turman Firestorm.
      Frank Costanza - "Hey hey hey cmon cmon I haven't seen it yet!"
      Henry Ross - "It doesn't have anything to do with the plot"
      Frank Costanza - "Still still I like to go in fresh!"

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 9 років тому +13

      And don't forget Sack Lunch!

  • @angelolivares8754
    @angelolivares8754 Рік тому +4

    I love how Jerry is totally cool about Susan going with them to the movies even though they would watch different films

  • @syedalirazabukhari
    @syedalirazabukhari 5 років тому +4

    After marriage I have realized how good was this episode 😁😁

  • @ErickAFerrer
    @ErickAFerrer 7 років тому +11

    Man.... This episode was pure golden. One of the best imo

  • @1rjbrjb
    @1rjbrjb 3 роки тому +3

    George's reaction to Mad About You is perfect. I did like the fact that they named their dog "Murray" and he seemed to be a good dog but I couldn't make it all the way through a full episode.

  • @samuelfink4799
    @samuelfink4799 4 роки тому +1

    Every time I start thinking about doing something stupid I watch this and snap back to my senses.

  • @uchibauki2515
    @uchibauki2515 4 роки тому +4

    OMG Look at George’s face in the end so painful I could feel it !! He’s amazing actor seriously 😒 so realistic!!

  • @thaddeust.thirdiii736
    @thaddeust.thirdiii736 3 роки тому +21

    I’m not against marriage, but goddamn never, ever settle. Ever

    • @oofowie8882
      @oofowie8882 3 роки тому +1

      @Luis Collado sounds like you're projecting

    • @oofowie8882
      @oofowie8882 3 роки тому

      @Luis Collado injecting what..? Are you ok?

    • @JoseDiaz-rd9fh
      @JoseDiaz-rd9fh 2 роки тому +1

      @@oofowie8882 lots of marriages look like this because people end up settling. Little things become big things. Relationships obviously work best when you're both pulling in the same direction and are compatible on your interests. Too many people look only at superficial sexual chemistry. Predictably that alone is never enough

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf Рік тому

      guess what? you are against marriage

  • @RobertEskuri
    @RobertEskuri 4 роки тому +5

    Kramer understands the concept of independent self gratification. I think it's why he was the first one out of The Contest.

  • @andresfelipecardonagutierr3249
    @andresfelipecardonagutierr3249 11 років тому +2

    George's face in the end is just great. What a great show.

  • @LizardoiL
    @LizardoiL 2 роки тому +2

    The credits scene is perfect. When George turns his head slightly after she kisses his cheek.

  • @ricardorodriguez6456
    @ricardorodriguez6456 3 роки тому +2

    the last seconds are hilarious ..."i dont have plaan"

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 8 років тому +44

    When man has a major relationship upgrade, he goes from being her boyfriend to her husband.
    When a woman has a major relationship upgrade, she goes from being his girlfriend to his boss.

    • @uraldamasis6887
      @uraldamasis6887 5 років тому +4

      Going from a boyfriend to a husband is like going from a vice president to a garbage collector. Not sure where you're getting upgrade from.

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 4 роки тому +1

      Lol! Only beta males, jack

    • @66kaisersoza
      @66kaisersoza 4 роки тому

      @Lasse Riise sexist

  • @Mupp3tKing
    @Mupp3tKing 4 роки тому +26

    After living with my girlfriend for 2 years this is so accurate its sad

    • @putocelular9375
      @putocelular9375 4 роки тому +11

      Then don't marry her or get her pregnant and get out while you can.

    • @calvin3005
      @calvin3005 4 роки тому +22

      @@patwaddington no reply - his girlfriend must’ve banned him from UA-cam

    • @CoinDogwithABlog
      @CoinDogwithABlog 4 роки тому +5

      @@calvin3005 😂😭😂😂

  • @lapcsanka
    @lapcsanka 5 років тому +14

    This helps coping with being single

  • @billshinas27
    @billshinas27 Рік тому +1

    I was married, now single, watching this now, I loooove being single in 2023. Such a great time being single in this world that is getting crazier, and crazier.

  • @misterseba0150
    @misterseba0150 3 роки тому +15

    George is always so utterly miserable, it's hilarious 😂🤣

    • @Thedownliner2015
      @Thedownliner2015 2 роки тому +2

      George couldn't even commit himself to an institution. There was no way he'd ever commit to a marriage.

    • @Sam19509
      @Sam19509 Рік тому

      He ignores the fact Susan is hot, smart, rich and genuinely loves him. He is a moron thinking he could do better or be better off single.

  • @nyfan9215
    @nyfan9215 4 роки тому +1

    I watched this and I am still single and happy.. words of wisdom by Kramer.

  • @theRealDLeo
    @theRealDLeo 9 років тому +3

    Hands down my favorite episode & favorite scene (opening) ever

  • @user-sz1ly9ko3u
    @user-sz1ly9ko3u 4 роки тому +2

    Watching the end gave me chills.
    dude is stressed out not happy and the girl is happy.

  • @deathkampdrone
    @deathkampdrone 8 років тому +5

    George in that outro when they watch Mad About You in bed.
    Best credits of all time...

  • @t-bagbagwell1327
    @t-bagbagwell1327 4 роки тому +3

    Mad about you, Fraiser and Seinfeld are my top favorite three sitcoms.

  • @justamangoddamn
    @justamangoddamn 3 роки тому +8

    Being single, having money, owning your own property, do what you want when you want how you want where you want why you want and how you want.

    • @VOD713
      @VOD713 3 роки тому

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @dornelli1
    @dornelli1 5 років тому +2

    George's expression at the end says it all...

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron 7 років тому +203

    Marriage to the wrong person is indeed a prison. Marriage to the right person, however, is well worth it.

    • @adlofheltirchiefadvisortot40
      @adlofheltirchiefadvisortot40 7 років тому +10

      0megacron not to the other person though... nobody is ever going to have perfectly alligned happiness... one of the partners at least has to take a hit to their soul... hopefully only a small one lol

    • @infernocanuck
      @infernocanuck 7 років тому +22

      You are so full of shit. There are plenty of happy marriages. It doesn't damage your soul, it strengthens it.

    • @golblum1363
      @golblum1363 7 років тому +6

      but they are all the wrong person, even if they are the right person.

    • @jason_v12345
      @jason_v12345 6 років тому +11

      Ah, but there's the rub: It's a gamble. And one for which the odds are heavily stacked against you. (50% of marriages end in divorce, to say nothing of the percent that carry on unhappily.) God bless those willing to take the chance; someone has to populate this earth.

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls 6 років тому

      mmmhumummhmm The Pretend Spirit A cursory glance at your liked videos will leave little to one’s imagination with regards to why you made this post

  • @Madkingstoe
    @Madkingstoe 4 роки тому +22

    Aww, marriage is great! Been married 10 years now, and its easily been the best 10 years of my life.

    • @goodbadbill
      @goodbadbill 2 роки тому +3

      Sarcasm I detect??

    • @MrMineHeads.
      @MrMineHeads. 2 роки тому +12

      @@goodbadbill People can have good marriages

    • @dylandog199
      @dylandog199 Рік тому +5

      She forced you to write this, didnt she?

    • @Madkingstoe
      @Madkingstoe Рік тому +1

      @@dylandog199😂

    • @Anymonous246
      @Anymonous246 11 місяців тому +1

      Give it another 10, we’ll see how you’re singin then 😂

  • @billywilliam1118
    @billywilliam1118 5 років тому +26

    The problem with marriage is it can be great with the right person at the right time in the perfect of circumstances however any deviation from that scenario it can be hell on earth. Looking at the statistics it’s kind of like jumping out of a plane with the knowledge that atleast half the parachutes On the plane don’t work...are you still coming aboard?

    • @Russell_Rieckenberg
      @Russell_Rieckenberg 4 роки тому +3

      “My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.”
      ― Socrates

  • @Trusteft
    @Trusteft 3 роки тому +3

    Man Jason is a fantastic actor!

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive 5 років тому +7

    This is the advice my neighbors give me when we talk. Whatever you do, DO NOT GET MARRIED!

  • @sanderschat
    @sanderschat 5 років тому +1

    Free as a bird here! And very relatable yes. Good episode.

  • @locutus1126
    @locutus1126 10 років тому +3

    I remember back then reciting this episode to my friend who missed it. I was doing the entire "your doing time" bit.. He is sitting there laughing because he knows its true as his gf was on him to get married. She is there as well and while he is laughing, I could see her with a scowl on her face that he would have a nerve to laugh about it and maybe that's how he feels.

    • @matreis1052
      @matreis1052 10 років тому +7

      cool story bro...no wonder she was scowling tho you're fucking with her future income and financial security

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 9 років тому +2

      Mat Reis Yep. Females want one thing out of marriage. Financial security. Not much has changed since women's liberation.

  • @shaokahn8567
    @shaokahn8567 4 роки тому +2

    His face at the end says it all! Lmao