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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2009
  • There's nothing to rent in Tuscany...
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  • @MatthewSheaSullivan
    @MatthewSheaSullivan 4 роки тому +2803

    Renting a house in Tuscany out of spite is quintessential Seinfeld material

    • @alfonsoparrado3112
      @alfonsoparrado3112 4 роки тому +79

      Are you blind? Did you not get what happened? He didn't rent out the house in tuscany out of spite, but fear about saying no to the mobster who obvisouly misunderstood him

    • @alfonsoparrado3112
      @alfonsoparrado3112 4 роки тому +6

      @Yafet Shibeshi pff I guess that would be accurate, but I don't like it. Because that could apply to way more things, this is more specific and funny

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 4 роки тому +58

      Also in typical seinfeld fashion, it never would have happened if the maestro didn't make such a big deal about obviously not wanting him there.

    • @pungisotu
      @pungisotu 4 роки тому +14

      Kind of like when returned an article of clothing out of spite, or tried to. Lol.

    • @MikeGoesBadaBoom
      @MikeGoesBadaBoom 4 роки тому +6

      Spite rental, precursor to spite stores

  • @gibusgamer93
    @gibusgamer93 Рік тому +227

    "You renting a house in Tuscany?" "No." "So what do you care?"
    Most logical thing George has ever said

    • @Rodanguirus
      @Rodanguirus Рік тому +23

      Which is especially great because you know George would have gotten at least as obsessive if he were in the same position.

    • @daveross7731
      @daveross7731 Рік тому +1

      @ZF12
      "So what do you care?" Has nothing to do with George's "logic"
      Uhhh how about *because* Maestro made an assertion without any evidence to support it?

    • @Chessbox09
      @Chessbox09 Рік тому +3

      Jerry’s reaction is priceless. Like, “WTF, he actually has a point”.

    • @JustAnotherAsianGuy2
      @JustAnotherAsianGuy2 Рік тому

      no that was stupid what George said ..... cause he rented it ..... George is an idiot

    • @Lima_Golf_Bravo
      @Lima_Golf_Bravo 6 місяців тому +2

      I dunno. “A George divided amongst itself cannot stand!” is pretty logical.

  • @roysreceptive
    @roysreceptive 4 роки тому +613

    I like George’s very flippant and nonchalant, “So what do you care?”

    • @fuzzfacelogic789
      @fuzzfacelogic789 3 роки тому +44

      George is without doubt the greatest ever anti hero.

    • @aszteroidt
      @aszteroidt 3 роки тому +13

      And Jerry was completely nonplussed to reply...

    • @owenb8636
      @owenb8636 3 роки тому +32

      George being the well adjusted one for once

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 2 роки тому +1

      Nonchalant, yes, but I’m not sure you know what flippant means (carefree or unconcerned with a tone of disrespect).

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 2 роки тому +5

      George's storyline had him concerned about a security guard having to stand all day at a store owned by his fiancee's uncle.

  • @Techn9cian123
    @Techn9cian123 3 роки тому +168

    1:00 “Nor should you”
    *jedi hand wave*

  • @eliminatorjr
    @eliminatorjr 3 роки тому +228

    the way he does a jedi mind trick when he says "nor should you"
    one of the best side characters in the whole series

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 7 років тому +2015

    For the record, North Dakota is roughly 8 times larger in area than Tuscany, but Tuscany has over five times as many people.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 6 років тому +126

      thatsa too many people

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 6 років тому +140

      Do you know how big North Dakota is stupid?

    • @Berzstiflag
      @Berzstiflag 6 років тому +18

      1. If you only can, you move from North Dakota to New York. 2. If you only can, you move from Rome to Tuscany.

    • @ChrisGugliuzza
      @ChrisGugliuzza 5 років тому +44

      no one lives in North Dakota..

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 5 років тому +32

      North Dakota is an arctic tundra. Who would want to live there?

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 7 років тому +983

    "I just wish I could figure out if this guy is trying to keep me out of TUSCANY"

    • @WyrmrestAccord
      @WyrmrestAccord 7 років тому +22

      i died lol

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 7 років тому +31

      It's a better line if I imagine Larry David saying it.

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 4 роки тому +7

      You didn't find something, did you?

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому +3

      Giant arsehole!!

    • @mannyverse6158
      @mannyverse6158 4 роки тому +2

      And we will never find out why

  • @teslaNYproductions
    @teslaNYproductions 5 років тому +166

    It’s funny how obsessed Jerry got over the thought that that guy was trying to keep him out of Tuscany

    • @jakepaas2475
      @jakepaas2475 2 роки тому +13

      That's what Jerry does, obsess over petty shit.

    • @herschelwright4663
      @herschelwright4663 2 роки тому +12

      @@jakepaas2475 he is a very curious person. It’s his nature to know everything.

    • @Rudolf215
      @Rudolf215 Рік тому +8

      To be fair, why was he trying to keep Jerry out of Tuscany? I mean, it seems very odd.

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful Рік тому +5

      @@Rudolf215 He was trying to keep it peaceful without many foreigners there, it wasn't so much personal against Jerry.

    • @Rudolf215
      @Rudolf215 Рік тому +1

      @@randomfullywonderful Obviously you do not know the joke... /whoosh.

  • @alexb8689
    @alexb8689 6 років тому +272

    George probably doesn't know much about geography, we gotta remember he's an architect

  • @theQuestion626
    @theQuestion626 10 років тому +514

    i love how their romantic scene is just crashed by Jerry and Kramer's bumblings.

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 4 роки тому +24

      I mean, I dunno why, but my gut says she had it coming for siding with maestro even though he was clearly wrong

    • @nicomancinicorleone9768
      @nicomancinicorleone9768 3 роки тому +3

      Yesssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 2 роки тому +2

      @@shaynehughes6645 I like that bob cobbs charms actually convince elaine to go along with his craziness

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому +4

      @Bobbleheads56 She’s probably just hoping to get the recipe for the “Big Cobb Salad” out of him.

    • @KimFert
      @KimFert 2 роки тому

      You didnt have to push me.🤣🤣

  • @bestvideos6092
    @bestvideos6092 4 роки тому +43

    "I can't get a sublet, a guest room, a cot"

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Рік тому +18

    I love that Don Ciccio is dressed like the guy from Godfather II (Don Fanucci) 😂

  • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
    @kabalofthebloodyspoon 3 роки тому +37

    1:33 when George thinks it’s petty you better believe it’s petty 🤣🤣🤣

  • @toReasonWhy
    @toReasonWhy 11 років тому +534

    Tuscany: 8,878 sq mi
    North Dakota: 70,700 sq mi
    I love George. It makes me sad how wrong he was!

    • @NotShowingOff
      @NotShowingOff 6 років тому +14

      toReasonWhy I’ll bet Tuscany is more populated.

    • @psmith85channel5
      @psmith85channel5 6 років тому +23

      But Tuscany is the exact size of NJ; so think about how ridiculous it is now to say there are no houses

    • @psmith85channel5
      @psmith85channel5 6 років тому +18

      Tuscany is over 5x more populated than North Dakota (700k vs. 3.7M)

    • @roadrunner6474
      @roadrunner6474 5 років тому +13

      which is why there are just no more houses available

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 4 роки тому +5

      @James Miller and a top tier latex salesman

  • @thecasualreviewer2148
    @thecasualreviewer2148 4 роки тому +72

    This was life before the internet, LOL

  • @frefremcgee9196
    @frefremcgee9196 4 роки тому +64

    “Nobody’s got a gun to your head!”
    They both put their hands up.

  • @thecitizenjoan
    @thecitizenjoan 4 роки тому +445

    This has Larry David written all over it.

    • @boofmonkey5455
      @boofmonkey5455 3 роки тому +39

      EXACTLY!!! This plays exactly like a curb your enthusiasm episode.

    • @hughphil
      @hughphil 3 роки тому +26

      True! The spite renting is the mark of Larry as any other spite act in his works.

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 2 роки тому +5

      I think Bob cobb is one of his friends names or something like that

    • @angelaanaconda5837
      @angelaanaconda5837 2 роки тому +3

      Certainly does! 😂😂😂.

    • @jkdelete
      @jkdelete 2 роки тому +2

      Some situations are replayed on curb lol

  • @craigroaring
    @craigroaring 4 роки тому +53

    0:59 I like how the maestro uses that hand gesture like he's using hypnotism.

    • @MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by
      @MostCommentsAreFake-ud8by 3 роки тому +1

      Is that from Star Wars ? `These are not the droids you are looking for.`

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 3 роки тому +1

      You mean Bob

    • @tommypetraglia4688
      @tommypetraglia4688 3 роки тому +12

      That's the Obi Wan Jedi mind control wave... these are not the droids you're looking for...
      Nor should you

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 3 роки тому +2

      He does the same hand signal magestically as the Master on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful Рік тому

      @@theprinceoftides6836 Mark Metcalf has aged since Seinfeld. They've all aged. The one who hasn't much is Julia Louis-Dreyfus with the help of visiting third world countries to eat the brains of children. That's what the crazy left-wing says, anyway.

  • @aflamrecab1
    @aflamrecab1 5 років тому +114

    What is so friggin' amazing about Seinfeld is that it cracks me up no matter how many times I watched it ..Brilliant show all around

    • @Johnson-gu8gg
      @Johnson-gu8gg 4 роки тому +5

      Same with me. Sometimes I'll have random Seinfeld scenes pop into my head at work or some other place and it makes me feel happier in that moment. Then later on I'll go to watch that scene on youtube

    • @ctwriter1670
      @ctwriter1670 11 місяців тому +1

      There are very few moments in life where I cannot find a corresponding Seinfeld reference. Pretty great.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 6 років тому +824

    This is Jerry Seinfeld.
    You think you could keep me out of Tuscany.
    I'm moving in lock, stock and barrel.
    I'm gonna be on the beach.
    I'm gonna be at the gelato stand.
    I'm gonna be all over that bocce court,
    *AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!*

    • @ScarSonic97
      @ScarSonic97 6 років тому +18

      Well done =D

    • @glnn4071
      @glnn4071 6 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nishadseeraj7034
      @nishadseeraj7034 6 років тому +65

      i totally read this in frank costanza's voice

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 6 років тому +22

      Tranquility Now!

    • @rafikz77
      @rafikz77 5 років тому +13

      Nice reference to Frank 👌

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 роки тому +22

    When you want something you can’t have, you want it even more

  • @dixonbuttes
    @dixonbuttes 6 років тому +238

    The maestro is the mean guy in the Twisted Sister videos.

    • @mistercut8331
      @mistercut8331 6 років тому +17

      - "pass the carrots please"

    • @dixonbuttes
      @dixonbuttes 6 років тому +11

      mistercut WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?!

    • @mistercut8331
      @mistercut8331 6 років тому +16

      I WANNA ROCK

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 5 років тому +35

      Also, Doug Neidermeyer from “Animal House”....shot by his own troops in Vietnam.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 років тому +1

      ok mister sister

  • @Zombie256
    @Zombie256 5 років тому +272

    Kramer, you don't understand the conversion rate!

    • @YS-el3hm
      @YS-el3hm 4 роки тому +14

      For a guy who's supposed to have experienced a lot, Kramer knows nothing about anything, he's like a kid.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 2 роки тому +3

      “Jerry, these are *load bearing walls!”*

  • @steveguild871
    @steveguild871 3 роки тому +30

    Why do I think that seeing Tuscany with Kramer would be an experience like no other? The authorities would probably never let me come back.

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 7 років тому +322

    "nor should you"

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 6 років тому +8

      He's secretly trying to raise the house prices in Tuscany, if tells you not to go there and get a house you kind of have to, prove your still a man. Then he laughs while you buy up land and he will sell when demand is high and supply is low. It's almost to easy.........

    • @davidholzer4155
      @davidholzer4155 5 років тому +15

      I think he was doing a Jedi mind trick thing

    • @yvan8764
      @yvan8764 4 роки тому +5

      The force wasnt strong with the maestro

    • @99tubalcain
      @99tubalcain 4 роки тому +5

      That cracks me up every time as well. Especially the hand gesture.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 роки тому +1

      These aren't the houses in Tuscany you're looking for,,,,,,,

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +416

    It's booked Jerry!

    • @Hwella555
      @Hwella555 3 роки тому +17

      It’s booked Jerry. Booked! - Bania probably

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому +1

      The way Elaine says that makes me laugh the most

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому

      @@Hwella555 Lol

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 2 роки тому +1

      i expect a ProtoMario comment on every sitcom clip involving Italian food or Italy

    • @SebastianDahn
      @SebastianDahn 2 роки тому

      No idea how I keep seeing this dude in the comment section, small world I guess haha

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 3 роки тому +174

    The fact that Jerry went all the way to the mafia to ask about housing in Tuscany, then got too scared to deny the offer he got, even though he wasn't really going to rent, and then convinced Kramer to come with him, is hilarious in and off itself 😹

    • @williammeyer2584
      @williammeyer2584 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly, it sounded to me like he wanted Kramer to come along to split the bill of 2 million Lear. My theory is that he didn’t choose George because he was either too chicken shit, had plans, or he didn’t have enough money to split. And jerry knew, as crazy as it sounded, had to bring Kramer along because he would most likely have 1 million Lear hanging around.

    • @AgentSmith911
      @AgentSmith911 3 роки тому

      @IdoNt Giveafkastan I am so sorry you're so miserable, I pray you get better

    • @ludicerX
      @ludicerX 3 роки тому +8

      @@williammeyer2584 : Lire*.
      Also, he probably suspected (correctly) that sharing a living space with George would be miserable.

    • @acdclife94
      @acdclife94 2 роки тому +6

      Who you really gonna bring out to a foreign country. Kramer who has more muscle and is liked by almost everyone or George who mouth get him in trouble all the time.

    • @satan899
      @satan899 2 роки тому

      $1700 for a house in Tuscany is a steal idk if that is monthly, yearly or if he out right bought the house
      Assuming it’s not $1700 monthly, that is way to good of an offer not to take, even if you weren’t looking to get a house in Tuscany

  • @JabberCT
    @JabberCT 7 років тому +252

    They repeated this storyline with Jerrys parents telling Georges parents there were no places in Del Boca Bista Beco or whatever it was called.

    • @ugurderin
      @ugurderin 7 років тому +55

      "If you think you can keep the Costanzas out of Del Boca Vista, you have got another thing going on"
      (Or it was something like that)

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 5 років тому +15

      That was actually to keep the Costanzas out though because they're a tough hang

    • @smokesletsgo2374
      @smokesletsgo2374 5 років тому +23

      @@eboooo They're exhausting, it's like being in an asylum

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 5 років тому +4

      good ol del boca vista

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 5 років тому +3

      @@sarikatimmi There's a vaporwave song with this name

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover98 5 років тому +277

    You renting a house in Tuscany?
    No.
    ...So what do you care?
    George does have a point.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 років тому +44

      they flipped characters there, usually George is the more immature guy trying to take revenge on silly things

    • @gregofcanada4494
      @gregofcanada4494 4 роки тому +15

      The most low-key thing George has ever said. Brilliant.

    • @pickle8649
      @pickle8649 4 роки тому +6

      George always have a point

    • @juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657
      @juanmanuelfernandezpalacio3657 3 роки тому +12

      @@greenrobot5 Yeah. Best example is when he flew for a meeting just to say the jerk store line.

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 5 років тому +85

    I love self-fulfilling prophecies in stories. They're a huge trope in mythology and fantasy. Because of his irrational determination to keep Jerry out of Tuscany, the maestro invariably brings about the very thing he was hoping to prevent.

    • @LuckyBird551
      @LuckyBird551 2 роки тому +9

      Sort of like how Oedipus tries so hard to prevent the prophecy of him killing his father from happening, that he ends up doing the exact thing he wanted to prevent.

    • @bloodnivel70
      @bloodnivel70 Рік тому +3

      That's how the plot of Dune starts

    • @jeffw8218
      @jeffw8218 Рік тому +1

      It would’ve been a nice reversal, if the Maestro said something to Elaine like, “Ahh, the power of reverse psychology.” And then the episode ended.

    • @cefinau
      @cefinau Рік тому +1

      And Jerry was swept along, against his will

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 6 місяців тому

      @@LuckyBird551 and marrying his mother

  • @whatutalkinboutwillis6122
    @whatutalkinboutwillis6122 Рік тому +9

    This pretty much defines the series. One whole trivial line spoken by a character taken either personally or out of context by one of the main characters.

  • @angelthecholo
    @angelthecholo 5 років тому +134

    "You mean to tell me there isn't one place to rent in Del Boca Vista?!!!!??!"

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 4 роки тому +9

      That tie in with this was hilarious. "It's booked solid!"

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth 4 роки тому +4

      Del Vista Boca!!!

    • @eriks8382
      @eriks8382 4 роки тому +4

      Malone Mantooth del bica bepo

    • @laurieanne3763
      @laurieanne3763 3 роки тому

      No Nothing..

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому

      @@eriks8382 😂😂

  • @kurtiskaskowski5386
    @kurtiskaskowski5386 2 роки тому +11

    This show will forever age perfectly

  • @hughphil
    @hughphil 3 роки тому +45

    The spite renting is the mark of Larry David as any other spite act in his works.

    • @spkrause
      @spkrause 2 роки тому +5

      The Spite Store!

    • @Hugatree1
      @Hugatree1 2 роки тому

      @@spkrause that’s true it’s like I didn’t really want to go to Tuscany but I rented a place next door just to spite the guy!

  • @roblaw5807
    @roblaw5807 2 роки тому +11

    This never gets old…one of the priceless Seinfeld episodes

  • @MJ-jg6iw
    @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому +7

    “It’s BOOKED, Jerry!” 😂 The way Elaine says that kills me, I don’t know why.

  • @THEDFVIDEO
    @THEDFVIDEO 6 років тому +704

    "You renting a house in Tuscany?" ....
    NO
    "THEN WHY DO YOU CARE
    BEST GEORGE QUOTE

    • @eltoncharles
      @eltoncharles 6 років тому +4

      Antonio Norman george,the man.

    • @genuinely.faking
      @genuinely.faking 6 років тому +85

      That line George says is so funny to me because we all know if the situation was reversed & it was George that was being "Kept outta Tuscany", he'd be even more petty than Jerry. 😂

    • @locksh
      @locksh 5 років тому +25

      It's such a perfect line and delivery. It's the epitome of the entire premise of the show

    • @KyChristensen
      @KyChristensen 5 років тому +11

      Oh I missed the maestro?

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 років тому +3

      "Then 'whuduh' you care?" = Then what* do you care?

  • @gvaddia16
    @gvaddia16 2 роки тому +3

    "It's BOOKED, Jerry."

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 6 років тому +384

    This show was just pure laughs. No messages, sadness, or preaching. From beginning to end.

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 5 років тому +11

      @Valami Izé your done

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 5 років тому +8

      b. hayes there more some messages but they were misanthropic and comically critical unlike other shows where it’s all about learning or growth

    • @notlobparrot3057
      @notlobparrot3057 5 років тому +44

      This show had messages all the time, they were just clever enough to do it with satire and metaphors. There are two different episodes with a subtle pro-choice message, plus episodes that tackle homophobia, LGBT issues, the disabled, racism and even date rape.
      Isn't it odd how people only care about "Preaching" when they DISAGREE with the message? Funny how that works.

    • @harry426
      @harry426 5 років тому +29

      NotlobParrot Thing is, in a lot of cases, Seinfeld doesn’t take position on these messages, openning up the discussion rather than telling you what to think (thus becoming preachy). The pizza debate comes to mind.

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 5 років тому +2

      @Valami Izé hey man nobody put a gun to your head

  • @rogersmith6067
    @rogersmith6067 Рік тому +9

    "Nor should you", combined with Obi One's "These aren't the droids you're looking for" gesture, always makes my day :D

  • @efisgpr
    @efisgpr 5 років тому +18

    2:00
    "You know how big North Dakota is, stupid?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂😳😂😂😂😂😂

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 3 роки тому +2

      @mister kluge
      70,762 mi²
      While Tuscany is under 9,000 mi²

  • @daveross7731
    @daveross7731 Рік тому +2

    Jerry has a point to rent a house in Tuscany out of spite.

  • @hugolafhugolaf
    @hugolafhugolaf 6 років тому +39

    - Who are you? Where do you come from? Tell me : what do you wanna do with your life?
    - I wanna rock.

  • @gunnerjohnson5445
    @gunnerjohnson5445 3 роки тому +14

    Hard to find comedy . Those were the good old days!

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 4 роки тому +76

    Seinfeld is brilliant. In an episode about an operatic maestro, the maestro's paranoia about Jerry intruding upon his solace and escape in Tuscany sets into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy, bringing about the very thing he was hoping to avoid. No sitcom before or since has had writing on this level.

    • @wal81270
      @wal81270 3 роки тому +6

      Frasier was on this level, but that's about it.

    • @owenrees7544
      @owenrees7544 3 роки тому +4

      Frasier wasn't even close

    • @wal81270
      @wal81270 3 роки тому +1

      @@owenrees7544 - The words of someone who never watched it.

    • @matthewhetzler4912
      @matthewhetzler4912 3 роки тому +3

      Frazier wasn’t close.

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 3 роки тому +2

      @@owenrees7544 Frasier was close, but not close enough.

  • @cynthiapressley8455
    @cynthiapressley8455 Рік тому +2

    "I can't get a sublet, a guest room, a cot? Nothing?"

  • @tomblah
    @tomblah 4 роки тому +22

    0:28 "maybe he's embarrassed by Americans" Friends would have put a laugh track right after Jerry saying that

  • @richardoki8320
    @richardoki8320 4 роки тому +15

    This one, capisci? is one of the show’s greatest lines.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 2 роки тому +1

      Capisci? ... (silence)....
      Do you understand?
      Everything except capisci.

  • @mikescott2417
    @mikescott2417 5 років тому +19

    For me the funniest part is when kremer pushes jerry out of the cab

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 4 роки тому +2

    nor should you......lol that line always kills me 😅

  • @convoy814
    @convoy814 7 років тому +13

    "You didn't have to push me"!

  • @robertocaesar
    @robertocaesar 3 роки тому +12

    Best featured character: Classical music!
    As a classical musician I really felt this one.
    Also, Elaine was radiant!!

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 4 роки тому +12

    "this is jerry seinfeld" "what do you want?" "you think you can keep me out of tuscany? i'm moving in lock stock and barrel. i'm going to be at the beach. i'm going to be at the leaning tower of pisa. i'm going to be all over those spanish steps AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!"

    • @ernestalvarado4084
      @ernestalvarado4084 3 роки тому +1

      I think you should've wrote everything in caps, lmao

  • @kgisabeast
    @kgisabeast 7 років тому +43

    Weird, I never had seen that ending with jerry and Kramer until now.

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 6 років тому +5

      Lukas then you never watched the full episode lol

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 3 роки тому

      They showed during the credits.

  • @Bdhacker101
    @Bdhacker101 5 років тому +10

    this episode is similar to the one where Morty Seinfeld tells Frank Costanza there is no condo in del boca vista which make Frank move their just to spite him LOL

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 2 роки тому +4

      or the episode where Elaine goes to a wedding in India to spite someone but ends up becoming the woman's brides maid

  • @travellerworld8966
    @travellerworld8966 6 років тому +14

    Nice twist of the movie, "A Room with a view " :-)

  • @lakechocolate9785
    @lakechocolate9785 4 роки тому +7

    "si si, I'm a chichio"
    why is this line so funny 😂

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 3 роки тому +5

      I'm guessing it's spelled Ciccio. "Chi" would be pronounced like a "k"

  • @luckynedpepper9030
    @luckynedpepper9030 Рік тому +1

    Simply brilliant. Greatest sitcom ever, Jerry. Ever!

  • @Burnzy494959
    @Burnzy494959 2 роки тому +5

    I love when George cuts to the heart of it 😂 so what do you care 😅

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 3 роки тому +3

    These type of comedic interactions would not be possible in modern day of internet

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 4 роки тому +5

    Just one of the reasons why I love watching the Seinfeld show!

  • @ardalla535
    @ardalla535 3 роки тому +2

    "What is that, Elaine??!! A pledge pin on your uniform?"

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 3 роки тому +2

    This time George and Jerry change papers, because this look like something George would do.

  • @Wyatt_M140
    @Wyatt_M140 3 роки тому +4

    I'm with Jerry. You tell me no about something that shouldn't matter to me. I will go out of my way to make sure it does matter.

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 3 роки тому +28

    I'm not an expert on the show, but wouldn't this feel more like a George storyline?

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому +16

      I think that’s the joke, because then they can have George sounding totally rational and level-headed when he asks Jerry why he even cares - when in reality, George is usually the super-petty one who would absolutely care about something like that.

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 2 роки тому +3

      George is broke.

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 2 роки тому +3

      George wouldn't have that kind of money

  • @mat5473
    @mat5473 5 років тому +42

    The guy says 2 million lira is 1700 american dollars. So when Jerry paid the cab driver he paid 75000 lira which is equivalent to $63.77 according to that established exchange rate. So he did get ripped off, Kramer was right.
    Also in 1995 when this was aired, $63.77 would be the equivalent of $105.46 today. So it would need to be a pretty long ride, but not unheard of, since sometimes unworldly travelers might just take a super long cab ride from the airport instead of taking the time to figure out trains etc.

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 років тому +7

      Maybe it was far......?

    • @moose7454
      @moose7454 5 років тому +12

      Looks like it’s out in the country so maybe far from the airport...seems reasonable

    • @frostreaver1
      @frostreaver1 4 роки тому +4

      Someones never spent $200 on a cab. It happens, 30+ miles gets very expensive

    • @blaisevillaume2225
      @blaisevillaume2225 3 роки тому +1

      Everybody else has facts, so let me just say you're an idiot for writing so much without realizing you know shit about cabs.

  • @OarsmanPower
    @OarsmanPower 4 роки тому +21

    I wasn’t going to watch then but then somebody put a gun to my head

  • @Biorythym
    @Biorythym 3 роки тому +3

    Tuscacy is 8.875 square miles, North Dakota is 70,762 miles almost exactly 8x larger, Tuscany is actually close to the size of New Jersey at 8,722 miles

  • @randomfullywonderful
    @randomfullywonderful Рік тому +4

    It would have been nice if they'd had one episode in Italy, showing what Jerry and Kramer got up to. I'm curious!

  • @Despond
    @Despond 4 роки тому +2

    "I have to figure out this guy doesn't want me in Tuscany" lol the delivery and randomness with this waste of time is comedy gold.

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar Рік тому

      I know it’s hilarious , his obsession over something so useless is awesome lol

  • @tariqmohamed
    @tariqmohamed 3 роки тому +2

    First a spite trip, then a spite store

  • @heatice77
    @heatice77 3 роки тому +4

    Best show EVER!!!!

  • @javiergonzalezlga
    @javiergonzalezlga 3 роки тому +11

    It's funny how all the kids are always saying that "this clip alone should've won an emmy"
    This was STANDARD Seinfeld! It was out of this world, yet crappy sitcoms like Frasier always won the emmy.

    • @124085
      @124085 2 роки тому

      What do you have against Frasier?

    • @vanillapinkfluff3477
      @vanillapinkfluff3477 2 роки тому

      Many crappy lazy tv shows won an Emmy award because they made money and had more viewers.

  • @josevicentevelascolopez5270
    @josevicentevelascolopez5270 3 роки тому +2

    Omg this series was gold, pure gold

  • @michaelelliott2194
    @michaelelliott2194 Рік тому +1

    "Kramer, you don't understand the conversion rate!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jennifermilford5925
    @jennifermilford5925 6 років тому +9

    I love how George's "Mr Maestro" at 1.29 is just a couple of words, but it tells you everything you need to know about George's character and that he's been taken in completely by the Maestro's act. The writing/performances on Seinfeld really are on a completely different level to most sitcoms.

    • @DrNickRiveria
      @DrNickRiveria 6 років тому +8

      he said " Oh i missed the Maestro?"

  • @stillbillylondon
    @stillbillylondon 3 роки тому +4

    Every bit is funny in this, but I don't know why Kramer pushing Jerry out of the cab makes me laugh the most. It was hilarious to me when this aired, and it still is now lol

    • @MrElderberries
      @MrElderberries 6 місяців тому

      Maybe Kramer saw Elaine on the balcony with Maestro? and didn't want Jerry to see her?

  • @caseycase3418
    @caseycase3418 2 роки тому +1

    Elaine: "It's booked." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 3 роки тому +8

    I always thought it would make more sense for George to be the one obsessed with getting a house in Tuscany just because someone is trying to keep him out of there.

    • @allanrune
      @allanrune 3 роки тому +1

      Jerry is as obsessive and insecure as George.

    • @LB14745
      @LB14745 3 роки тому

      @@allanrune You have a point.

    • @ludicerX
      @ludicerX 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, I could even see Elaine doing this. Kramer is probably the only one who wouldn't.

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому

      @@ludicerX So true

    • @MJ-jg6iw
      @MJ-jg6iw 3 роки тому +2

      I think that’s the joke, though, too. Because this way they can have George sounding all rational and logical when he asks Jerry why Jerry even cares - when in reality, George is usually the one obsessing over things like this.

  • @pauldayaramani146
    @pauldayaramani146 7 років тому +9

    It's booked Jerry!! Lol

  • @Bigdog5400
    @Bigdog5400 4 роки тому +3

    Kramer: How much did you pay him?
    Jerry: 75,000 Lira
    Kramer: 75,000 Lira? Are you out of your mind?
    Jerry: Kramer, you don’t understand the conversion rates!

  • @garyfrombrooklyn
    @garyfrombrooklyn 2 роки тому +1

    1:25 George coming through with a splash of common sense 😆 I love it

  • @fuzzfacelogic789
    @fuzzfacelogic789 4 місяці тому +1

    Maestro, Bob Cobb, was a favourite.

  • @noname-by3qz
    @noname-by3qz 5 років тому +3

    ..."a cot ?? Nothing??"
    🤣🤣🤣😋

  • @toReasonWhy
    @toReasonWhy 11 років тому +145

    Si. Thisa one. Capiche?

  • @jaengen
    @jaengen Рік тому +1

    I make my friends call me maestro too. I conduct a middle school orchestra.

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 11 місяців тому +1

    Actually, throughout Italy, the government now has a program where you can buy a decrepit, foreclosed small house for just $1 (one Euro). You have to renovate it within two years (which may cost $20,000), but it is still cheap. Italy's population decline has resulted in a huge surplus of houses.

  • @weirdshibainu
    @weirdshibainu 4 роки тому +4

    Elaine was really into the maestro....

  • @mitchellmelkin4078
    @mitchellmelkin4078 2 роки тому +3

    I love how Louis-Dreyfus subtly has Elaine show irritation at Jerry's questioning of the Maestro over two takes, before she actually tells him to quit asking. Very impressively carried off, IMO.

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 3 роки тому +2

    "Do you know big North Dakota is stupid?"
    North Dakota tourism department should have made t-shirts.

  • @NLtakesTheHedgehog
    @NLtakesTheHedgehog 3 роки тому +2

    He paid the cab driver $63.75 for any Kramers out there who don’t understand the conversion rate (2M Lira $1,700)

  • @yassinoulad1420
    @yassinoulad1420 6 років тому +37

    Don chichio reminds of the Don fanucci in godfather 2

    • @g-mann396
      @g-mann396 6 років тому +16

      I think it was done on purpose, just saw movie and you are correct exactly dressed like Don Ciccio.

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 років тому

      Ciccio*

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 4 роки тому +2

      There’s actually a Don Ciccio in the movie as well, but this guy in Seinfeld is dressed like Don Fancucci

  • @TenorMan96
    @TenorMan96 4 роки тому +3

    Seinfeld is basically making ridiculous things so damn hilarious lmao

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 2 роки тому +1

    Of all the houses in Tuscany, he manages to get one that is exactly next to where Elaine is staying...

  • @nishadseeraj7034
    @nishadseeraj7034 Рік тому +1

    Not only did he find a house in Tuscany out of bad mind but he brought Kramer...that is the check mate

  • @cleftpoinus6197
    @cleftpoinus6197 4 роки тому +3

    north dakota- 70,761 sq mi
    tuscany- 8,875 sq mi

  • @joedan23
    @joedan23 5 років тому +5

    "It's a big region"

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 роки тому +1

    For those wondering, Tuscany is about the size of New Jersey

  • @gregofcanada4494
    @gregofcanada4494 Рік тому +1

    George bummed about missing The Maestro is adorable.

  • @suzycreamcheesez4371
    @suzycreamcheesez4371 7 років тому +25

    He's in a Twisted Sister video.

    • @eduardovargas7856
      @eduardovargas7856 6 років тому +2

      I've seen him in two

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 6 років тому +1

      suzycreamcheesez , wow that is him....thanks

    • @funmeister
      @funmeister 6 років тому +2

      Doggone, No wonder he looks very familiar!

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 6 років тому +3

      funmeister , what do you wanna do with your life? I WANNA ROCK!

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 5 років тому

      he went from hating metal to conducting classical music