The Trick About Falling | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 5

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    Having successfully slain a dangerous Illithid and its dwarven general, the Vox Machina find themselves surrounded by a small army of Duergar. They once again take to the air, hoping to clear the war camp and travel deeper into the territory of the Mind Flayers. Not quite fast enough, they are attacked mid flight and brought crashing to the ground, within a stone’s throw of the tunnel that will hopefully lead them to Lady Kima. With some quick spell work from Tiberius and Keylith, the group is able to flee further into the bowels of Khaloor and find shelter long enough to heal their wounds. Pressing forward, they quickly realize their path is growing more dangerous with every step into the darkness. Running into a pair of ogres hauling some rather exotic cargo, the Vox Machina quickly find things moving from bad to worse.
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  • @K4350-
    @K4350- 5 років тому +4179

    Clarota: *Takes arrow to shoulder*
    Party: "oh no!! Here take these 2 healing potions a healing spell and please do sit on the flying carpet, we can't have you walking about.
    Grog: *free falls 80 feet straight into solid stone*
    Party: "Oh Chuck him a healing potion he'll be right."

    • @martinbooyens6013
      @martinbooyens6013 5 років тому +209

      To be fair I'm pretty sure that it was a ballista bolt

    • @evanlongfellow6849
      @evanlongfellow6849 4 роки тому +151

      And Grog is a tough old coot, anyway.

    • @JohnSmith-ex8iw
      @JohnSmith-ex8iw 4 роки тому +158

      Cause grog is the pile of meat. He needs less healing than a friggin squishy wizard psion.

    • @sonofbelz
      @sonofbelz 4 роки тому +47

      They're the only class with a D12 for hit dice after all.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 роки тому +27

      To be fair that's only 8d6 (avg. 28) damage, not really all that much to a level 9 barbarian

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 3 роки тому +1830

    Summary begins at 15:32. Game begins at 18:38, Break from 1:23:58 to 1:39:18. Game ends at 3:06:07.
    [I've done this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please thumbs-up them or better yet leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

  • @zachcarpenter3903
    @zachcarpenter3903 5 років тому +4291

    Every time Percy says "I'm in a mood" I think of, "eh, feelin cute. Might make an explosive arrow, idk."

    • @amberblackwell7687
      @amberblackwell7687 5 років тому +172

      My immediate thought is. You're ALWAYS in a mood, Percy.

    • @wozing
      @wozing 4 роки тому +76

      "deleting later"

    • @nickthorn9364
      @nickthorn9364 4 роки тому +101

      "I'll probably give it to my future wife later."

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 3 роки тому +62

      Feeling angsty, might risk my soul in order to get revenge later, idk.

    • @jacobdunn5347
      @jacobdunn5347 3 роки тому +1

      P0ppppp

  • @greatdrivesgaming1068
    @greatdrivesgaming1068 3 роки тому +1706

    What gives people feelings of power:
    1. Money
    2. Status
    3. Matt saying “how do you want to do this”.

    • @doomgronthewitcher6514
      @doomgronthewitcher6514 Рік тому +7

      Underrated comment

    • @yonade6913
      @yonade6913 Рік тому +5

      Wanted to like the comment, but it's on 666 likes, so I'm gonna support you this way :D

  • @culo9999
    @culo9999 5 років тому +3765

    "I would recommend not arguing with the DM."
    - Merciless Matt Mercer

    • @lancecarlisle1749
      @lancecarlisle1749 5 років тому +106

      Hail Emperor Matt the Merciless!

    • @savvyboo3412
      @savvyboo3412 5 років тому +226

      Matt Mercer-less?

    • @brandonmcmeechan7797
      @brandonmcmeechan7797 5 років тому +35

      @@savvyboo3412 simply wonderful!

    • @chaance117
      @chaance117 5 років тому +151

      Compared to season two, this is Matt the kind-hearted soft touch fuzzy wuzzy nicest dm ever...

    • @kaleidoscope942
      @kaleidoscope942 4 роки тому +31

      He’s still a really easy dm

  • @borknutthethird6453
    @borknutthethird6453 5 років тому +5694

    I love how Matt portrays Clarota as a creepy mysterious character, but every one in the party instantly got attached to him already.

    • @wrath0rah
      @wrath0rah 5 років тому +343

      Ahhh I love Clarota! I actually straight up gasped when he got injured. I was tense af!

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 років тому +218

      He's everyone's favorite Godzilla-with-a-squid-hat.

    • @nw4529
      @nw4529 5 років тому +33

      Sadly he’s a dirty betrayer

    • @stickytim64
      @stickytim64 5 років тому +271

      @@nw4529 wow serious spoilers

    • @butcanyoudothis3320
      @butcanyoudothis3320 5 років тому +47

      @@stickytim64 You dont get to complain about spoilers after the series has been over for over a year.
      Do not read comments if you dont want spoilers. That's common sense.

  • @jamesgarlick4573
    @jamesgarlick4573 5 років тому +2741

    DM: "Grog, you leave a small crater where you fell"
    Travis: "thank you..."
    Lol! Grog is pleased he at least gave the ground a scar to remember him by lol

    • @leperwolf7287
      @leperwolf7287 5 років тому +50

      I barely caught that. Definitely a top 10 Grog moment.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +38

      You could say grog really likes to leave a lasting impression.

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 3 роки тому +18

      I loved that moment. Grog is one of my favorite parts of this

    • @mlippert
      @mlippert 3 роки тому +6

      @55:00 for those curious

    • @TomoCarton
      @TomoCarton 3 роки тому

      @@jessevancooney6963 Bennie ok n ok no pool nvj

  • @sethescope
    @sethescope 4 роки тому +2166

    I need to point out that the English captions are gold. First of all, it's awesome that there are actual captions, not just auto generated ones, and when Laura demonstrates underdark at around 22:00, the captions say "(speaking Underdark)"
    I know whoever made the captions will never see this comment, but I want the universe to know that I saw that choice in caption-writing and I enjoyed it very much.

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 3 роки тому +107

      As a hearing impaired one i wholeheartedly agree my friend..... I would not be able to follow as well without them

    • @Smurdner05
      @Smurdner05 3 роки тому +20

      @@kevinpappers4494 if you're hearing impaired, how did you reply to this comment?

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 3 роки тому +98

      @@Smurdner05 i read it... And typed a reply.

    • @Smurdner05
      @Smurdner05 3 роки тому +21

      @@kevinpappers4494 at this point, I'm certain you're just faking it

    • @leandroleliskermentz2969
      @leandroleliskermentz2969 3 роки тому +32

      @@kevinpappers4494 yeah right, you "read" it. Smh people faking disabilities nowadays

  • @marbakka
    @marbakka 5 років тому +4306

    *DM notices that no one has offered him pizza*
    *adds two umbers*

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab 5 років тому +130

      Hook horrors

    • @zekerboy9877
      @zekerboy9877 5 років тому +229

      What a fatal mistake. YOU ALWAYS GIVE THE DM PIZZA!

    • @tearay1073
      @tearay1073 4 роки тому +158

      @@zekerboy9877 When in Hell, it's always best to bribe The Devil.

    • @i.oshunsar7930
      @i.oshunsar7930 4 роки тому +15

      I told them after the first Epsiode!

    • @KiX-K4T13
      @KiX-K4T13 4 роки тому +74

      Players: MMM. DM, THIS PIZZA IS SO GOOD! Did you get any? 😉😁🍕
      DM: ... *jots down CR15+ monsters*
      *He will remember that.*

  • @enigmaodell6806
    @enigmaodell6806 5 років тому +2206

    "We'll take your money, your armor, and I believe your pride."
    -Percival von something something something the third.
    Travis's shirts are the best.

    • @absoliel6724
      @absoliel6724 4 роки тому +31

      31:41 For anyone who needs to find it

    • @karloacceptshugalmela9376
      @karloacceptshugalmela9376 4 роки тому +6

      @@absoliel6724 thx bruh

    • @dajolaw
      @dajolaw 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah Percy had been relatively quiet the first few episodes, outside of showing off his powerful (and unreliable) firearm.
      Kinda woke up this episode and had some good lines.
      Liked how Travis noticed and cheered him on.

    • @briannastripe1789
      @briannastripe1789 3 роки тому +1

      @Jacob Treuer I love the name you came up with.

    • @woderfulLove
      @woderfulLove 3 роки тому +17

      Damn Campaign 1, where Travis wears the funny shirts, Liams Character is good at stealth, Sam's Character seduces everything that's not on a tree at 3 and Marisha's Character doesn't have 50 actions in one round😂

  • @buttermilkslam
    @buttermilkslam 7 років тому +3640

    I love when Travis says something smart and immediately is like "wait Grog wouldn't know that"

    • @jonathonbartos5420
      @jonathonbartos5420 5 років тому +84

      @Inquisitorius *cough*Orion*cough*

    • @andelknijft7030
      @andelknijft7030 5 років тому +14

      Jonathon Bartos can you give an example, because I can’t really think of an exemple when he does that

    • @jonathonbartos5420
      @jonathonbartos5420 5 років тому +67

      @@andelknijft7030 I'd need to rewatch to give specific examples, but he tends to take tactics that utilize OOC knowledge of the enemy he's facing.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 років тому +171

      @@jonathonbartos5420 He's a dragonborn sorcerer. Intelligent and resorceful. It makes sense for him to act the way he does most of the time.
      Sometimes it doesn't, but that's true for everyone who's ever played D&D. It's impossible to stay perfectly in character for so many hours all of the time.
      It's not a big deal.

    • @angrygardengnome8383
      @angrygardengnome8383 5 років тому +21

      @@filipferencak2717 well said

  • @LoS_Lust4Blood
    @LoS_Lust4Blood 4 роки тому +390

    BTW: FeliciaDay said “Trinket is a bear rug now.” In chat at 1:02:39
    That’s why Liam says “FeliciaDay, that’s not nice!” At 1:02:56

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 2 роки тому +16

      Never noticed that, thank you stranger.

  • @TheGamekid01
    @TheGamekid01 5 років тому +2187

    "If you want blood, take it. It's all you'll get"
    Grog: "ok kill him"

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 3 роки тому +8

      RIP

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +3

      “If you want blood, you got it”

  • @NoHairD0ntCare
    @NoHairD0ntCare 7 років тому +1315

    There should be a 'Quotes by Grog' post. Grog sitting in a fancy chair, drinking ale, with a monocle. Trying to be all proper.

    • @aubreyeiselstein1469
      @aubreyeiselstein1469 6 років тому +13

      Eyemagetcha I need this

    • @leerandolph6031
      @leerandolph6031 5 років тому +8

      PLease

    • @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080
      @mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080 5 років тому +11

      Eyemagetcha Add that to the things I didn't know I needed

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 років тому +97

      "If the thing you's trying to kill is still moving, give it a whack just ta make sure it's good and dead. If it's not moving... give it a whack anyways, 'cuz is fun."

    • @DreamsOfLiquidSilver
      @DreamsOfLiquidSilver 5 років тому +23

      Are you saying Grog isn’t always an example of the most posh in society?

  • @silverr-is-me1675
    @silverr-is-me1675 5 років тому +1833

    Percy gives Vex a bouquet. But instead of flowers, it's arrows

    • @borisrebic
      @borisrebic 5 років тому +80

      I ship it.

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 роки тому +9

      @@borisrebic but we already have Vex and Grog

    • @uhklept0
      @uhklept0 4 роки тому +26

      Liam Smith yeah and that’s IRL 😂

    • @krounos1
      @krounos1 4 роки тому +32

      Ah young critters not knowing.

    • @KiX-K4T13
      @KiX-K4T13 4 роки тому +26

      Each arrow tip was finely painted with an exotic flower.
      Or so I'll pretend.

  • @nicolecooper7514
    @nicolecooper7514 4 роки тому +633

    The party this episode: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES

    • @Super_Ammo
      @Super_Ammo 2 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @captain_rewind
      @captain_rewind Рік тому +3

      THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO

    • @albertomondy2964
      @albertomondy2964 Рік тому +1

      And not a feather fall in sight 😂

    • @Pangster
      @Pangster 11 місяців тому +1

      30 mins? I'm hearing this while working and it only felt like 5 mins

  • @whorestapler8Dbot99
    @whorestapler8Dbot99 8 років тому +2125

    Ground takes 8d10 damage from Grog

    • @benjaminstout941
      @benjaminstout941 6 років тому +89

      Nathan Hornibrook ground role for death save.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 6 років тому +144

      Natural 1
      The earth is dead
      Grog wins
      FATALITY

    • @nilesdoswell8752
      @nilesdoswell8752 6 років тому +57

      @@MoonPatch Grog Killed the dinosaurs

    • @rosemarythorn4514
      @rosemarythorn4514 5 років тому +36

      Air makes improvised weapon attack against ground. Heavy weapon. Deals 8d10

    • @AllThingsFascinate
      @AllThingsFascinate 5 років тому +2

      Hahahaha yes!!!

  • @buttermilkslam
    @buttermilkslam 7 років тому +1364

    Tiberius: oh hello fellow dwarves it is I your friendly neighbor Tiberius Kraghammer
    Also Tiberius: *smiles as he pushes a creature down into a pool of lava with telekinesis*

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 6 років тому +109

      I don't see your point *calmly dumps a suspicious bag into the same pool of lava*

    • @flynn8845
      @flynn8845 5 років тому +13

      @@MoonPatch hahaahah

    • @worstghosthunting3466
      @worstghosthunting3466 5 років тому +31

      I believe you mean Johnny New York

  • @emarcher4039
    @emarcher4039 6 років тому +478

    vax: /does some really risky Cool Guy flip over a pool of molten lava/
    vex, concerned sister: don't let the slime hit you!!
    keyleth: VAULT THE LAVA. VAULT THAT LAVA

  • @carbonscythe
    @carbonscythe 2 роки тому +869

    A lot of people think Matt is a great dm because of his skill and ability to voice so many different characters. I think he's a great dm because he can herd a band of eight chaotic stupid friends without raising his voice.

    • @sunnyhoopes8621
      @sunnyhoopes8621 Рік тому +44

      I know I would be just standing in the middle of the chaos like Regina did during the flight in Mean Girls

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan Рік тому +12

      he forgets a lot though, during the battle with the ogres and slimes he forgot vax's snake belt and keylith's bug swarm

    • @Fungeruso
      @Fungeruso Рік тому +32

      @@Derek_Keenan you gotta be kidding.
      The story telling, his voice acting, his game knowledge... He's doing a pretty amazong job. Besides it is completely impossible to not to sometimes forget anything with a group of that size.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan Рік тому +9

      @@Fungeruso while i agree with everything you just said, it doesn't make what I just said inaccurate.

    • @fdd8747
      @fdd8747 Рік тому

      ​@Derek_Keenan believing you're correct does not justify you being a dick

  • @jillmo6458
    @jillmo6458 6 років тому +726

    Clarota: (deadpan as he hits the slide) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @drugnome2657
      @drugnome2657 5 років тому +5

      where was that?

    • @TerribleHamster
      @TerribleHamster 4 роки тому

      Timestamp please ?🙂

    • @rotaderp88
      @rotaderp88 4 роки тому +3

      TerribleHamster around 1:01:00

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 роки тому +1

      With a four foot ballista bolt right through his chest. I think the poor guy ran out of all fucks to give.

  • @dannypestolesi712
    @dannypestolesi712 8 років тому +666

    A line of dialogue between Travis and Laura at 1:11:48 "well, that might be dangerous", "Yeah, but it would be fun." is one of the most apt descriptions of this entire series I can think of.

  • @ashalenarua8452
    @ashalenarua8452 7 років тому +1116

    "Smells like grog" "I would like to trip vax"

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 5 років тому +82

      I was laughing so hard when he actually got that😂

  • @jusstyno
    @jusstyno 3 роки тому +236

    enemy: breathes
    Grog: ''I go into a rage''
    love this guy

  • @shadowrain1000
    @shadowrain1000 5 років тому +1951

    18:38 - Game start
    31:40 - “We’ll be keeping your weapons, your armor, & I believe your pride”
    35:30 - I’m lovin’ it
    48:50 - Everyone is falling to their deaths
    1:02:15 - Grog the flower girl
    1:17:48 - Tinker flirting
    1:24:20 - Break starts
    1:39:10 - Break ends
    1:40:10 - Teamwork!
    1:43:50 - Grog trips Vax
    1:48:50 - Clarota's had enough
    1:58:00 - Battle begins
    2:53:15 - HDYWTDT
    2:56:45 - Buddies
    2:58:10 - “You’re welcome ladies”
    3:06:10 - Game ends

    • @sentientcoconuts530
      @sentientcoconuts530 4 роки тому +16

      shadowrain1000 honestly this is awesome lol

    • @emmn7806
      @emmn7806 4 роки тому +23

      How do I bookmark comments?

    • @NottyYoutube
      @NottyYoutube 4 роки тому +10

      The REAL MVP

    • @verfuncht
      @verfuncht 4 роки тому +3

      Emm N Click, drag, Ctrl-C

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm 4 роки тому +6

      What does HDYWTDT stand for???

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 8 років тому +1179

    When Vex was speaking Under Dark and everyone was freaking out and Grog said, "that sounds real pretty," I laughed so hard

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 роки тому +19

      The only thing that bothers me about that, 4 years later, is the under dark is a place, the main language spoken there is undercommon.

    • @Goose_BW
      @Goose_BW 3 роки тому +24

      @@fisharepeopletoo9653 he's got a lot of shit on his plate. He meant undercommon.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 2 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @andromedadunn9014
      @andromedadunn9014 2 роки тому +1

      @@kedabro1957 22:20 is about the spot

    • @SamiJ1508
      @SamiJ1508 2 роки тому

      Have you heard of the Ian Facebook group and podcast?
      Would you like to

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 5 років тому +1137

    Grog: how much do they weigh?
    Dm: about a ton
    Grog: so....200lbs?
    Matt:....yes grog

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 роки тому +38

      Imperial nonsense.

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 3 роки тому +28

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 Yeah, but it's a show of Americans, and we've learned only our own system, so maybe just don't make a big deal of it?

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +28

      Since Grog can't count past 3...this makes sense...But since Travis said it not with Grog's voice...I'm seriously questioning if he just got it wrong... (1ton=2000lbs instead of 200lbs)

    • @adamreif7338
      @adamreif7338 3 роки тому +14

      @@samuelstensgaard4828 Yeah saying "imperial nonsense" is totally a big deal and not just a joke.

    • @chadb4838
      @chadb4838 2 роки тому +1

      @@shannononeill482 DM addressed him in character for one. for two i dont think they're dumb

  • @Emeraldspire1
    @Emeraldspire1 4 роки тому +488

    Matt is such a nice DM. At around 1:12:00, he sees Keyleth is out of spells and recognizes he needs to give the party a place to rest, and instantly creates the alcove for them.

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 2 роки тому +78

      I've seen this arc multiple times and never realized that he made the alcove up on the spot. I guess it just sounded natural enough that he played it off. Both a nice DM and a skilled storyteller.

    • @fiercestodin1237
      @fiercestodin1237 2 роки тому +55

      pure skill, theres times when you want your players to be low spells or low health, and theres times where you need them full so you can deal epic damage

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Рік тому +15

      1:11:40
      Sorry for being late. Hi everyone. Matt's face when Keyleth shakes her head. Guy is a dudebro.

    • @georgerobins4110
      @georgerobins4110 9 місяців тому +3

      I wish my DM did that lol
      She’s merciless sometimes… we get attacked during long rests regularly lmfao

  • @charlesstillman1225
    @charlesstillman1225 7 років тому +342

    "Did you not stealth past that little pebble?" - Grog
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! almost pee'd myself

    • @Thomas_T.E._DANCON_C-SQN_3
      @Thomas_T.E._DANCON_C-SQN_3 8 місяців тому

      The thing is that the dice went 23 agents 22, but Grog forgot he was exorsted and had -1 to all checks🤔

  • @RobMarchione
    @RobMarchione 5 років тому +479

    Vax eviscerating the Ogre then rolling a 20 to hide may be the single best move I can remember from a rogue. Just perfect

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +54

      What about assassinating the Illithid?

    • @Cyyberslam8
      @Cyyberslam8 3 роки тому +19

      @@R3GARnator Vax pulls some crazy stunts all through the campaign.

  • @StarWindEnergin
    @StarWindEnergin 5 років тому +430

    "Muscle Wizards Cast FIST". I love Travis's t-shirt so much.

    • @scorfadontis8110
      @scorfadontis8110 4 роки тому +7

      @Jacob Treuer That's solid gold 😂

    • @KamenRiderHellhound
      @KamenRiderHellhound 2 роки тому

      @@scorfadontis8110 Step 4) I! CAST! FIST!!!!
      *punches Carto Sicario in the face with a Power Fist*

  • @lilahharvey730
    @lilahharvey730 4 роки тому +261

    As someone who watched campaign 2 first, Laura mentioning that the dice that Will Wheaton gave her rolled a 1 is the most delightfully for shadowing thing ever

  • @orinmingo3006
    @orinmingo3006 7 років тому +465

    "We're going to the left?"
    "Yeah"
    "I take off running to the left."

    • @celsiuskelvon6328
      @celsiuskelvon6328 6 років тому +7

      Orin Mingo Barbarian logic rock's.

    • @michaelcross7665
      @michaelcross7665 5 років тому +13

      Im glad he did it sped things up I wasnt sure what their miscommunication was and why they didnt immediately take the one leading down

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +3

      The reason he took off running, was because if he didn't they'd of ended up fighting the whole camp. He's the smartest player after all.

    • @Chibipayne
      @Chibipayne 4 роки тому +6

      @Jacob Treuer That was less Grog and more Travis speeding things up lol they were just gonna debate forever for no reason instead of taking action and he hates that lol

  • @juswise78
    @juswise78 8 років тому +524

    The episode before this and this episode made me fall IN LOVE with D&D and this cast. The momentary look of surprise and panic on Mercers Face when Marisha says "I'm no longer an eagle" and then the calm at which he works everything out. Incredible.

    • @vampasha
      @vampasha 6 років тому +18

      i started playing in 2012 and our first campaign was so much fun (our best imo). i just discovered this with campaign 2 and while i wait for each week's new epi i am trying to catch up on c1. so great. Matt is a superb dm and the rest of them are just a joy to watch and it is so easy to fall in love with their characters. especially c2!

    • @Steveodelux1
      @Steveodelux1 6 років тому

      Yes.

    • @mattw19375
      @mattw19375 5 років тому

      Nana In Narnia agreed

  • @HiddenHyde
    @HiddenHyde 5 років тому +571

    This title reminds me of a certain guide for hitchhikers. "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 роки тому +7

      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

    • @Hoologramek
      @Hoologramek 4 роки тому +16

      With my luck in the dice missing the ground would actually be possible

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 4 роки тому +17

      I love that quote and couldn’t remember where it was from! I haven’t reread that book in too long, apparently ^_^

    • @hushedtears
      @hushedtears 4 роки тому +5

      Best comment ever

    • @simonhodge2809
      @simonhodge2809 4 роки тому +16

      “The ships hung in they air much in the some way bricks don’t”

  • @brentcole-russell7085
    @brentcole-russell7085 2 роки тому +185

    "If i tell you, will you let me live?"
    Awkward group silence quickly followed by Grog laughter.

  • @zuser
    @zuser 9 років тому +366

    Love Travis' shirt: "Muscle Wizards Casts *FIST*!" xD

    • @williamedward1666
      @williamedward1666 6 років тому +2

      Perfect for his character!

    • @dylanhampton8958
      @dylanhampton8958 6 років тому +2

      Grog: I'd like to cast bloodlust on myself
      That's what he said last episode

  • @altmaris_
    @altmaris_ 8 років тому +630

    I love how Matt just inhales pizza as quickly as he can cause he's DM.

    • @ParatoxicVin
      @ParatoxicVin 5 років тому +12

      clicktheswitch I’m pretty sure everyone would him eat if he stopped for a moment

    • @obnoxas
      @obnoxas 5 років тому +101

      @@ParatoxicVin I'm not sure if this is supposed to say "eat him" or "let him eat"

    • @maggiearmstrong2026
      @maggiearmstrong2026 5 років тому +41

      Obnoxas both make sense

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 років тому +33

      Eatin' pizza like a hungry Illithid.

    • @tomtlrech1392
      @tomtlrech1392 5 років тому +21

      It seems to be a trait shared by DMs

  • @RedGalaxy00
    @RedGalaxy00 7 років тому +564

    I loved how literal Tiberius was about everything "Percy's losing his shit" "There's a bathroom over there Percy"

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 5 років тому +52

      I feel like Tiberius is just babysitting, he has some crazy powerful and useful spells, and I have yet to see him take damage. It’s like he is chaperoning

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +6

      @@dtczyk8976 Yeah, like feather fall, high can affect up to 6 characters within 60 feet...

    • @robertn.4329
      @robertn.4329 2 роки тому +3

      @@dtczyk8976 sorry super late to this. But playing a sorcerer is like a better wizard. He kinda needs to stand back because he is tissue paper and needs to use his spell slots at critical times.

  • @stephenwells2464
    @stephenwells2464 3 роки тому +643

    This episode filmed back when Matt could say “quiver” with confidence

    • @Hagb3rd
      @Hagb3rd 3 роки тому +22

      @Callie Johnson Marisha laughed on and off for 3 hours or so. ;-)

    • @misscutenar2333
      @misscutenar2333 3 роки тому +6

      exactly what I was thinking, good times

    • @majorzipf8947
      @majorzipf8947 2 роки тому +7

      Haha haha. I thought about that every single time he said it.

    • @guessmyname1246
      @guessmyname1246 2 роки тому +5

      What happened for him to not say quiver with confidence

    • @stephenwells2464
      @stephenwells2464 2 роки тому +44

      @@guessmyname1246 at one point in campaign 2 I think he means to say shiver and quiver but accidentally says “shiver and quiff” and they didn’t let him forget about it

  • @Spectralyzed
    @Spectralyzed 5 років тому +357

    It's fun to see that famous voice actors are normal people that enjoy playing games like this.
    It's also fun to see how they use their voice acting skills to make everything more interesting.

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 9 років тому +398

    Protip: Save all your crazy plans for when the DM has a mouthful of pizza.

  • @ryderigo694
    @ryderigo694 6 років тому +742

    Drinking game, every time Mercer says "some kind of arcane energy" take a shot.

  • @filipferencak2717
    @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +434

    Matt: Sam Riegal will not be joining us tonight.
    Me: *takes 10d10 psychic damage*

  • @MrBoomanu
    @MrBoomanu 8 років тому +1293

    I've been watching through this and all I can think is "WHY AREN'T YOU COLLECTING THE HEADS FOR THE REWARD!!!!"

    • @cmaize65
      @cmaize65 8 років тому +78

      +MrBoomanu My exact thought! I think they just forgot the actual agreement with Nosdock? I think that was his name... Lord Greyspine have you..

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 8 років тому +8

      meh, even though I'm lste, ima hope they do that on the way back...

    • @Finding_Arcadia
      @Finding_Arcadia 8 років тому +94

      +MrBoomanu He said to scalp the monsters, not duergar and mindflayers.

    • @Finding_Arcadia
      @Finding_Arcadia 8 років тому +13

      +MrBoomanu He said to scalp the monsters, not duergar and mindflayers.

    • @MrBoomanu
      @MrBoomanu 8 років тому +74

      Chris Covington He said to bring back the scalps of monsters hey killedd. Duergar and mindflayars are monsters in dnd, theres a reason they are in the monster manual an not placed under the humanoid or beast section

  • @comickazii6629
    @comickazii6629 5 років тому +1190

    Lol I feel Percy on a spiritual level!
    *Homemade arrow literally breaks Pandora's box
    *Entire party panics
    Percy: "My arrow worked, I'm happy 😊"

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 роки тому +18

      I feel like there are alot of similarities between Percy and Dr. Stone's Senku. He may have even based Percy somewhat on him

    • @KingOfMemorys
      @KingOfMemorys 4 роки тому +25

      @@OmniValor I dont think dr stone was running then, the manga didnt start til March 2017. Percy's character quite a bit older than that even in this vid

  • @jasongreenwood479
    @jasongreenwood479 6 років тому +306

    Rewatching the early episodes makes me appreciate the advances in sound, picture and studio layout they've made. I love this show!

    • @parkerharris4489
      @parkerharris4489 3 роки тому +8

      Sound for sure lol

    • @benk5293
      @benk5293 3 роки тому +3

      Just everything for sure

    • @michaelford6261
      @michaelford6261 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Rewatching this after finishing both campaigns and one shots, I forgot how iffy the sound was for the first episodes. Lol

  • @shea4743
    @shea4743 4 роки тому +2526

    2 days into critical role, episode 5 down and I purchased books for 5e to start my very first campaign. Thanks critical role! Who else is here in 2020?

    • @draygontaygen677
      @draygontaygen677 4 роки тому +53

      Welcome to the DnD loving family, I hope you find a good group for your first game. It's a great way to make new friends. And one day you might run your own game. 😀👍👍👍🍻

    • @GhostSoapO
      @GhostSoapO 4 роки тому +7

      Hope it goes wellllllllllll
      Blessed be

    • @tonyharrison2732
      @tonyharrison2732 4 роки тому +5

      I hope it goes well. Have fun!

    • @leemitchell7841
      @leemitchell7841 4 роки тому +4

      Have fun with dnd

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +3

      Glad you are taking interest in this grand hobby. Finally got around to CR and at about the same rate albeit 2 months back.

  • @imournhim
    @imournhim 7 років тому +199

    One of the best things to ever happen in our campaigns was when we were standing outside a sanctuary of Lloth in the basement of a Drow fortress trying to figure out to get in without dying. Our barbarian, in character, said, "Grunt bored," opened the door, and walked in. A tentacle trap was triggered. He rolled a nat 20 on his save and role-played it as literally punching the first tentacle. The trap quivered in fear the rest of the session.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 роки тому +7

      That may be actual, tangible evidence of the dice gods at work! They reward those who do what their characters would do regardless of the possible negative outcomes of doing so.

  • @punknub2
    @punknub2 7 років тому +182

    A strange hand appears out of a suspicious doorway and hands Matt Mercer a plate of delicious pizza.

  • @callmecrazy8677
    @callmecrazy8677 5 років тому +357

    "I would suggest you not argue with your DM" -MM
    Truer words, never spoken.

    • @thetwilightgamer
      @thetwilightgamer 4 роки тому +4

      At what point did he say that?

    • @Jutten
      @Jutten 4 роки тому +5

      @@thetwilightgamer 02:22:57

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 3 роки тому +12

      Yes and no. While the DM is like the god of the game and can destroy you with a snap of his finger, the DM also is not unfailable.
      I would even suggest arguing IF the circumstances are right for that. Meaning, if the DM forget's something about some rules, story or spells etc, while you know and are able to proof that it's wrong, argue. But objectively and polite.
      Also, don't argue too long, if the DM won't budge, put the argument on a hold, roll with their decision and go back to your argument after the game.

    • @callmecrazy8677
      @callmecrazy8677 3 роки тому +2

      @@MikaeruDaiTenshi Yeah it's true, though it's more my speed to just roll with it to keep the game flowing and bring it up later for future games. (Unless it's a pretty serious 'someone is going to die' situation)

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 роки тому

      The merciless Matt Mercer... Mercerless? No Mercy Matt?
      I dunno.

  • @GreenShell212
    @GreenShell212 4 роки тому +572

    Marisha: did we just loop around?
    Taliesin: at least you can get your bear.
    Laura: (gasps) TRINKET!!
    Marisha: let's go pick up Trinket.
    Laura: ohyeahyeahyeah!!!
    She's like a kid with their favourite toy.

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 3 роки тому +30

      To be fair, she does also have very poor object permanence with said toy.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 роки тому +20

      @@Nixahma Bears are low maintenance, so they're a matching pair

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 3 роки тому +11

      So... a trinket

    • @adrienne7794
      @adrienne7794 3 роки тому +10

      @@NixahmaAs someone who was recently diagnosed with ADHD, who started watching this show 6 months ago (I put old episodes on for background now) I see SO many symptoms in Laura. I know Travis has ADHD, but I really wouldn't be surprised if Laura does too - issues with object permanence is a common trait, if I put something in a drawer I will more than likely completely forget about it, even if it's something important that I need all the time.

    • @yojayoung
      @yojayoung 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder how many times Trinket has been left behind by er Vex? Vax? Haven't figured out which is which yet

  • @TheCyniko
    @TheCyniko 6 років тому +140

    I know its been said waay too many time, but dang Matt..Clarota's voice is sublime for its intention. Sooo good!

  • @Notzachnope
    @Notzachnope 8 років тому +744

    My favorite comment during stream:
    approx. 2:18:00
    "Meanwhile, Trinket is playing with a butterfly"

    • @BoZoiD57
      @BoZoiD57 8 років тому +20

      Don't you find it strange that there's a butterfly underground beneath a Dwarven city?

    • @shaofgreed
      @shaofgreed 8 років тому +80

      Not at all i bet it's a symbiotic relationship and the butterfly just lives in Trinket's mouth most of the time and in turn when Trinket gets left behind he opens his mouth and plays with it.

    • @LemonInYourEyes
      @LemonInYourEyes 8 років тому +4

      +Sha of Greed ya cuz thats not strange at all >.

    • @shaofgreed
      @shaofgreed 8 років тому +17

      AsIRecall13
      No its perfectly normal :)

    • @Notzachnope
      @Notzachnope 8 років тому +33

      I believe that Trinket is secretly a Druid of the Air Ashari Tribe and can cast Summon Woodland Creatures. Think about it: Trinket is in a cave deep underground. Alone. Bored. The only logical explanation is that either he can cast or Pike secretly brought one down, assuming something along the lines of this would happen, and not tell anyone. He could not have brought one down with him because he has to eat, the only place he could store it is in his mouth.
      I love how there are so many things we could be speculating about, and we chose to speculate about the random butterfly.

  • @lancer4224130
    @lancer4224130 8 років тому +321

    That Mind Flayer's role play of eating the General's brain was sickening. here have a thumbs up!

    • @jamesfulton3558
      @jamesfulton3558 6 років тому +14

      lancer4224130 Matt did a scarily good job of acting that one. Perfect

    • @webhead4414
      @webhead4414 3 роки тому +4

      @@jamesfulton3558 it was *thwoomp* at the end to signify the brain being sucked out of the hollow skull.
      Went through me 🤣

  • @sevencats4964
    @sevencats4964 4 роки тому +323

    1:51:09 in the chat "Clarota hates puns... keep that in... mind..."

  • @challennarose270
    @challennarose270 5 років тому +107

    I remember years ago screaming at my screen when they all forgot about the lava path by the lake. I love how he directed them back to it and held their hand into going down that way. I forgot how good he is as a DM.

  • @ChrisJones-xd1re
    @ChrisJones-xd1re 4 роки тому +290

    1:48:04 Almost simultaneously:
    Liam: That sounds really shitty.
    Marisha: That sounds amazing!
    Laura: Did the blue stones seem valuable?

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 роки тому +29

      and here you can see the realist, the optimist, and the pragmatist all in one party...

  • @Houston810
    @Houston810 8 років тому +210

    2:30:59 Travis embodies Grog and scares some guy back into the hall lol and the music for it is PERFECT

    • @rinusluijk3514
      @rinusluijk3514 8 років тому +12

      +Houston Davis Hahaha, that moment was just perfect lol. He looked so damn serious, wonder why he did that :O

    • @mroppossum4100
      @mroppossum4100 6 років тому

      If you had the opportunity to, you would

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 4 роки тому +309

    Ashley and Taliesen are great narrators of their backstories, but Grog's character intro is really funny.

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 2 роки тому +10

      The two great loves always make me laugh.

  • @Kickassgrandma911
    @Kickassgrandma911 8 років тому +705

    I can't believe Grog is the voice of fucking Roy Mustang. God dammit I love this man.

    • @cbeaird52
      @cbeaird52 7 років тому +81

      Kickassgrandma911™ Wait, what???
      I just realized who he is.... Omg, fan boy has initiated....

    • @Kickassgrandma911
      @Kickassgrandma911 7 років тому +62

      cody beaird Look it up! Travis Willingham is the voice of Roy Mustang and also the voice of Knuckles and Ace from One Piece.
      The man is a legend :')

    • @thetntraider
      @thetntraider 7 років тому +30

      Kickassgrandma911™ also the voice of Cameron Campbell of Camp Camp.

    • @shealabowers2310
      @shealabowers2310 7 років тому +17

      Also Takashi Morinozuka Ouran High School Host Club

    • @psv2
      @psv2 7 років тому +71

      "When I become Fuhrer of Vox Machina, Scanlan, there will be changes. First rule, every female employee will be required to wear--TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!"

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic 6 років тому +4319

    5 down 136 to go...
    Also Campaign 2...
    Oh sweet Jesus thats a lot of Content

    • @OverClover
      @OverClover 6 років тому +200

      I'm ready for this to be the next year of my life.

    • @deadmanwalkin07
      @deadmanwalkin07 6 років тому +51

      Did you ever catch up?

    • @thediamondcreeper1413
      @thediamondcreeper1413 6 років тому +108

      Jonathan Wilcox i just started last week. Welp. Into the abyss of critical role I go.

    • @burritowhore3068
      @burritowhore3068 6 років тому +76

      This isn’t a rabbit hole, it’s a sweet velveteen abyssal maw, and how I love it 😊

    • @thediamondcreeper1413
      @thediamondcreeper1413 5 років тому +88

      BurritoWhore I stare into the abyss. It stares back. With a maniacal grin on my face I leap in, falling for a moment before casting light, and reading fly.

  • @neilsmith52
    @neilsmith52 5 років тому +697

    How intelligent is Matt Mercer I mean he remembers things about their stats that they don't even remember

    • @jonathonbartos5420
      @jonathonbartos5420 5 років тому +81

      He has important stats of their's written down behind his DM's screen.

    • @michaelcross7665
      @michaelcross7665 5 років тому +64

      @@jonathonbartos5420 and they have it in front of them, he still does a better job remembering than they do with their own stats

    • @jonathonbartos5420
      @jonathonbartos5420 5 років тому +46

      @@michaelcross7665 Not saying he's not amazing! Personally, Matt Mercer is the reason I watch Critical Role, to hone my craft as a DM by watching one of the best in the business.

    • @verYCreepyDoll
      @verYCreepyDoll 5 років тому +4

      big brain moves

    • @michaelcross7665
      @michaelcross7665 5 років тому +21

      @@jonathonbartos5420 oh for sure he's one of the saving graces of the show. Without him running such a tight ship so efficiently I imagine folks would get much more triggered by just how terrible these guys are at remembering how to play the game considering they're already mid level characters. Im always a bit surprised when they get confused when asked to make a saving throw or something simple like "what's your spell dc" or how advantage freaking works in the beginning few episodes lol.

  • @wynnnnnnn5227
    @wynnnnnnn5227 3 роки тому +153

    I love how Vax regularly takes out the biggest threat in almost a single round. First the Ilithid, and then the ogre

  • @Thanatos385
    @Thanatos385 8 років тому +1217

    does anyone else invision grog just freefalling and landing square on his feet. As the dust cloud vanshes there he stands with blood and dirt all over him, and him just looking up in the air like "howd that happen..wasn't i just flying"...."oh well"

    • @GeekandSundry
      @GeekandSundry  8 років тому +216

      +T Cox Lol Grog is love. Grog is life.

    • @NikAndFred
      @NikAndFred 8 років тому +11

      +Geek & Sundry THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT T COX!
      Caps ftw Btw Geek and sundry i love when you guys play i abselutley love it!
      i could imagine making a animated series with ur games would be pretty danm popiar!

    • @NikAndFred
      @NikAndFred 8 років тому +3

      +Geek & Sundry you EARNED MY SUB x1000 i easily fall asleep with ur games :)

    • @iridiumdevil5073
      @iridiumdevil5073 8 років тому +6

      +Geek & Sundry Grog is by far my favorite character from anything ever. I'm a barbarian player myself and he just makes me so happy. I wish I could do his voice for my own sessions and characters.

    • @patricklukcy13
      @patricklukcy13 8 років тому +50

      +T Cox actually i kinda imagined him just belly flopping into the ground and just laughing and saying something like "DO IT AGAIN, GROG HAD FUN!

  • @baktrax
    @baktrax 9 років тому +143

    1:43:50 Grog would like to trip Vax.
    1:48:44 Clarota does not like puns.

    • @toml4643
      @toml4643 8 років тому +3

      +baktrax I forgot about these two moments, thanks!

  • @jonathantanner6701
    @jonathantanner6701 6 років тому +299

    Who wants a "Natural 20 *group cheers* ring tone?

    • @Sebvetta
      @Sebvetta 5 років тому +9

      Jonathan Tanner ouch my ears

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 8 років тому +301

    "Percy's fucked up today"
    "I'm in a mood." **grin**

    • @bonzathebear7289
      @bonzathebear7289 7 років тому +10

      he then proceeded to lose his shit over Clarota's "i hate puns"

  • @Kairito_
    @Kairito_ 5 років тому +290

    *Clarota literally sucking out the generals brain and eating it*
    Liam/Vax. Bud da da I'm loving it!

  • @ZeraxZion
    @ZeraxZion 8 років тому +750

    Around 1:39:12 they come back from intermission

    • @IcyScythe
      @IcyScythe 8 років тому +12

      thanks

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 7 років тому +7

      you're always on point with that thank you so much

    • @samantha041508
      @samantha041508 7 років тому

      ZeraxZion thank you

    • @Strag440
      @Strag440 7 років тому +6

      ZeraxZion Thank you very much

    • @thatjacobchild
      @thatjacobchild 6 років тому +14

      A year later and you're still a national hero

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 3 роки тому +204

    Pike: "I believe in mending what is broken. I am a cleric of the godess of mercy and redemption."
    Also Pike: *watching an evil creature suck the brains out of the skull of an already defeated and fleeing opponent "I am a fan."

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +4

      Can’t stay in character 100% of the time, unless you’re a perfectionist like that

    • @novashy7119
      @novashy7119 Рік тому +9

      Isnt she a war cleric??

  • @mattopmasterX
    @mattopmasterX 5 років тому +127

    The most love a Illithid will ever receive

    • @initiativecount2070
      @initiativecount2070 4 роки тому +6

      Had a Mind Flayer Mage Cop in my home game. Bard tried to seduce it. Lotta love for Ch'uuck...

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +2

      We'll see, they're prominent in Baldur's Gate 3.

    • @eoftar3192
      @eoftar3192 4 роки тому +2

      @@R3GARnator yep, the way devs hinted at it, I'd guess we can actually turn into one in the late game, or at least in ending. Personally, I would love play as a Mindflayer.

  • @RanOutOfSpac
    @RanOutOfSpac 7 років тому +153

    I would be so grateful to the person who animates this adventure. I don't mean literally as in with the audio ripped from the sessions but, an actual mini series based off the events and characters of this show. That. Would be great.

    • @silenamoon844
      @silenamoon844 6 років тому +6

      Ed Boon I know! It's like an audio book kinda thing now. but if they made like animation's of the whole thing would be awesome! Hehehe

    • @Ggollly
      @Ggollly 5 років тому +21

      www.kickstarter.com/projects/criticalrole/critical-role-the-legend-of-vox-machina-animated-s/description
      you can make it happen 😉

    • @icepelt1001
      @icepelt1001 5 років тому +14

      prophecy

    • @alexwantsbeans2230
      @alexwantsbeans2230 5 років тому +13

      Foreshadowing

    • @graceray1979
      @graceray1979 5 років тому +9

      It's already 1000% over their goal.

  • @gio3
    @gio3 5 років тому +175

    Taliesin: That was my name in high school.
    Marisha/Laura: Doubled fatigued?
    Taliesin: Iceberg Lobster Face

  • @alexharman5562
    @alexharman5562 4 роки тому +98

    You can totally catch Matt being Aware of Orion's sketchy point abuse

  • @quartzfiend
    @quartzfiend 8 років тому +489

    The enthusiasm Laura Bailey brings to each game makes her the dream player for just about any DM.

    • @Ticebilla
      @Ticebilla 8 років тому +29

      +Brett Symons Orion seems to be the worst offender to me. He meta games hard. Like when Vex and Kyleth(sp?)(Druid) were talking to the mind flyer at the bottom of a 1000 foot chasm, and it seemed like they misspoke he was like 'I come flying in to help'
      Dude. You're at the top of the chasm with no idea what is being said.

    • @iamthenatehawk1537
      @iamthenatehawk1537 8 років тому +19

      +Brett Symons Sam is an amazing bard
      he makes me want to roll a bard

    • @NinjaToadNT
      @NinjaToadNT 8 років тому +62

      +Tice Thomason Actually, when they first went down he said "Oh, then I follow them" but nobody heard him.

    • @iamthenatehawk1537
      @iamthenatehawk1537 8 років тому +8

      NinjaToad also the earrings.

    • @Ticebilla
      @Ticebilla 8 років тому +12

      +NinjaToad just rewatched - you're absolutely right. I missed that first time through.

  • @tommantek3632
    @tommantek3632 6 років тому +112

    "What was that sound again?"
    Matt: *rawlepawralpalp*
    I feel I'd be asking him to repeat sounds often in a game. :P

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 роки тому +6

      I get asked to do that all the time, but Matt's sound effects are so much more epic than mine. 😳

  • @rhaegnarok
    @rhaegnarok 3 роки тому +476

    "Bats. Lots of bats."
    "I love bats!"
    The bats: I like bread.

    • @lstt89
      @lstt89 3 роки тому +23

      I just want to let you know that I got your reference.

    • @juliangines6764
      @juliangines6764 3 роки тому +8

      I get it!!! I got that reference.

    • @Clone-rb6vo
      @Clone-rb6vo 3 роки тому +19

      Hehe poor bats never got their bread

    • @kaneo1
      @kaneo1 2 роки тому +4

      Too Soon!

    • @abramdelisle5746
      @abramdelisle5746 2 роки тому +4

      I understand

  • @andrewpeli9019
    @andrewpeli9019 3 роки тому +204

    I actually love that they're hanging out and eating pizza. Having started on season 2 and now circling around, this is really cool because it's less of a production and more of a gathering of friends. Having an adult beverage, eating tasty food, all while playing tabletop RPGs with close friends. This is every about the game that I love.

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 5 років тому +176

    Fun Fact: Matt Mercer has never been bored in his life.

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 8 років тому +480

    Man. Really starting to like Clarota. I know he's going to leave when this adventure us over, but I kind of wish he had his own intro with the rest of the party while he's with them.

    • @TheEndKing
      @TheEndKing 7 років тому +168

      Matt managed to give a lot of individual personality to a dirty Mindflayer. That's impressive.

    • @-gevert-
      @-gevert- 6 років тому +18

      Martina Christian Munz In one of my adventures we had a Mindflayer... Hmm, associate should I say? He was very helpful, right until he tried to kill us all and would have succeeded if not for his own greed and lust for our brains :D. Gotta add that if he did his thing we would've failed in killing our past selves in a bloody ritual before we managed to open the dimension gates by accident and unleashed the Blood War upon Toril. Yeah, D&D.

    • @nw4529
      @nw4529 5 років тому +8

      Travis Stoll It’s in their nature to manipulate, and destroy. Calling them dirty isn’t that bad compared to what they should be called...

    • @sLeEpYrOcK1
      @sLeEpYrOcK1 5 років тому +8

      @@nw4529 My Ex?

    • @nw4529
      @nw4529 5 років тому +2

      sLeEpYrOcK1 Sick burn

  • @Donut4657
    @Donut4657 2 роки тому +88

    To whomever wrote the caps and specified that Liam said "oh hello pike" in Tommy Wiseau's voice:
    this world does not deserve you

  • @Eranderil
    @Eranderil 3 роки тому +62

    I just wanna give mad props to the support staff. Around 2:28:40 Marisha gestures vaguely and suddenly two empty pizza boxes vanish instantly replaced with two fresh ones. I died laughing, these guys are playin dnd in style, but it's the support staff who makes it possible. If any of you catch my comment on this, the first day of 2021, know that your hard work is appreciated. You are, secretly, the true stars of the show.

  • @narcissusfullofhimselfsius5768
    @narcissusfullofhimselfsius5768 7 років тому +55

    "we'll be keeping your weapons your armor and I believe your pride" gold

  • @blueskybelyr
    @blueskybelyr 4 роки тому +75

    41:28 "I'll make you a trap arrow!" lmao Percy had it bad for Vex all the way back!

  • @joshhaworth2155
    @joshhaworth2155 8 років тому +796

    Actual episode starts at 15:12 for those interested.

    • @damienfeymont3433
      @damienfeymont3433 7 років тому +17

      Josh Haworth my hero

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 7 років тому +82

      Rewatching, got helped by my own comment. A good deed is literally its own reward.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 7 років тому +10

      Josh Haworth Papa bless

    • @samantha041508
      @samantha041508 7 років тому +4

      Josh Haworth thank you

    • @ninischil
      @ninischil 7 років тому +3

  • @parkerbarnett6684
    @parkerbarnett6684 2 роки тому +389

    Liam: I can't stare at Grog's pecs for the next three days-
    Laura: I CAN! (starts winking at Travis)
    When I get married, I want what they have.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +12

      That’s all of us my friend

    • @Ramsilam
      @Ramsilam Рік тому +5

      2:58:50

  • @sickviking9892
    @sickviking9892 4 роки тому +359

    Where did Mercer learn to make "smeegle aggressively slurping jello cups " noises? I want to take that class

    • @sickviking9892
      @sickviking9892 4 роки тому +24

      2:13:30 for my own reference

    • @majorzipf8947
      @majorzipf8947 2 роки тому +8

      Lol. Aggressive slurping.

    • @unknowncreature-0069
      @unknowncreature-0069 2 роки тому +1

      "gmrlglgrmglrgh"
      "What was that sound again?"
      "Grmglrghmlrhglrgg"

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan Рік тому +3

      SMEAGOL*

    • @danhays307
      @danhays307 Рік тому

      You best start believin’ in those classes, Miss Turner. You’re in one.

  • @jenniferbeveridge131
    @jenniferbeveridge131 6 років тому +345

    Hearing Matt say they're trying to get to 1500 subscribers... lol.

    • @emielss
      @emielss 6 років тому +5

      Jennifer Beveridge twitch subscribers

    • @jenniferbeveridge131
      @jenniferbeveridge131 6 років тому +12

      Still funny in hindsight. www.reddit.com/r/criticalrole/comments/818uzj/no_spoilers_do_we_have_info_on_how_many_twitch/

  • @ryanmooreedits
    @ryanmooreedits 9 років тому +908

    58 points acid damage. (distant Will Wheaton screams)

    • @AnnaTheFallMaiden
      @AnnaTheFallMaiden 8 років тому +12

      +GravyBacon 1 and the sound it makes? "Peeeeeeeerkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins"

    • @AnnaTheFallMaiden
      @AnnaTheFallMaiden 8 років тому +2

      +GravyBacon 1 and the sound it makes? "Peeeeeeeerkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins"

    • @BigK0003
      @BigK0003 8 років тому +8

      +Lordjiraya I prefer the "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *deep breath* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

    • @zerga303
      @zerga303 8 років тому +5

      +Breakfast Productions BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lyrical2u
      @lyrical2u 8 років тому +3

      Living acid. His worst nightmare

  • @samanthaapplegarth6286
    @samanthaapplegarth6286 2 роки тому +84

    Keyleth: “I am no longer an Eagle.” Matt: 😐

  • @chriswilliams5170
    @chriswilliams5170 7 років тому +239

    18:36 : Recap ends, Episode 5 begins.
    1:39:09 : Break ends, Part 2 starts.
    1:55:22 : Roll Initiative!
    2:53:14 : HDYWTDT - Keyleth.
    I'm too lazy to do the rest. Just add whatever.

    • @dromhawr3707
      @dromhawr3707 5 років тому +5

      Still a chad a year later man.

    • @maddie_jade
      @maddie_jade 5 років тому +1

      Drom Hawr Damm Chads

    • @mattybraps1745
      @mattybraps1745 5 років тому +17

      0:00 start of video

    • @Sebvetta
      @Sebvetta 5 років тому +1

      Xx_StevenQ_xX. Yas thanks

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 5 років тому

      Why don't I see more of these. Thank bruv

  • @BiggySn1p3r
    @BiggySn1p3r 6 років тому +278

    2:32:41 Matt rolls Nat 1 on eating pizza

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 5 років тому +24

      HAHAHAHAHAHA “i’ll Do this later.”

    • @marihbettio
      @marihbettio 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 5 років тому +1

      so true

    • @jordancarlson9071
      @jordancarlson9071 5 років тому +8

      Oh thank you for that gem!!!
      I missed it the first time through!

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 роки тому +2

      Haha, I kinda thought maybe he was channeling Clarota right then.🤣

  • @markdobson7575
    @markdobson7575 8 років тому +136

    Everyone in chat trying to be intelligent when the group was falling, having not paying attention to the fact that Matt clearly stated the magic carpet dampened their falling speed, so Grog hit the ground first.

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 8 років тому +4

      +Shattered Anvil Things were forgot in the heat of battle! :)

  • @nunyabidnez529
    @nunyabidnez529 2 роки тому +59

    1:48:47 the exact moment when Liam finishes his really bad dad joke that I won't ruin. Watching Matt's head turn is fabulous. The look he shoots him is great.

  • @gerbilpanda1703
    @gerbilpanda1703 5 років тому +352

    Matt runs a game. Throws in a damn Mindflayer as an NPC who repeatedly threatens the party with death and is generally creepy as hell, entire party falls in love. I run a game, throw in a normal NPC who's a known thief and hasn't once lied to them or even threatened them and has literally had her kidney ruptured trying to save one of them, nothing I say can possibly reassure them she's on their side.

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 роки тому +75

      Because Mindflayers are adorable and give expert massages.
      No wait, that's Trinket.

    • @Jim_Owen
      @Jim_Owen 3 роки тому +18

      I get this was a year ago but I'd wager all the players are thinking all those niceties are just a ploy to get on their good side so the NPC can betray them.

    • @faithjolley6034
      @faithjolley6034 3 роки тому +19

      I think that players like NPC's who have unique characteristics and abilities that the rest of the party doesn't have. I know that, Spoilers: Watching the Mighty Nein take all of the NPC's that were intended to be antagonists and making them their friends because they thought the character was hot or interesting, and the NPC's that they remembered the most had something unique to remember them by and fun interactions. Sometimes, a nice NPC that helps can be forgettable or suspicious. I also think that giving them a motivation that's usually a little grey is helpful. It's easier to trust someone who's willing to admit that they did bad things or they want to do bad things, and still wants to help the party, kinda like the loveable asshole archetype. The player characters are also a factor. Beau and Fjord and sometimes Caleb were constantly suspicious of everyone they came across, and didn't really start trusting people and each other for a long time because it fits their characters to not take anything at face value and watch for betrayal for reasons that fit with their backstories. The only reason why they ended up making allies is because Jester trusted everyone she came across point blank and Caduceus thought that risks making allies were risks worth taking.
      But yea, that sounds really frustrating... I wish you luck in the future of making NPC's that your party will appreciate and learn to love!

    • @gerbilpanda1703
      @gerbilpanda1703 3 роки тому +6

      @@faithjolley6034 The game's been over for a long time, but I'ma join this convo anyway cause it seems interesting. Essentially, I was running a game set in the SCP Universe, and she was one of several important NPCs who was involved in the initial breakout. Both of the players and two other NPCs were unique SCPs, each of which had abilities I came up with myself. Her ability was that she was immune to the anomalous effects of most SCPs, and could communicate with most sentient ones. This was both good *and* bad, as she wasn't immune to physical effects and she was still very much human, although she accidentally befriended the Plague Doctor because being immune to his anomalous effects means that he didn't register her as having the plague. She also got yeeted into the nightmare dimension by uncle Larry for a bit. Essentially, because there were so few players and the party was bound to be fucked up repeatedly, she was the NPC I used as essentially another player, and she ran mostly a support role.

    • @wardrobewings8000
      @wardrobewings8000 2 роки тому +9

      @@gerbilpanda1703 In this case it might be NPC's behaviour not fitting the setting. I don't know much about SCP Universe, but if GM in Call of Cthulhu session introduced us to overly helpful and nice NPC at least one person would start getting twitchy.

  • @TheRaggadazar
    @TheRaggadazar 5 років тому +135

    I love seeing Jester in Laura before Jester existed

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +1

      I honestly think they at least prep for the chance of needing new characters. It can happen after all.

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 3 роки тому +1

      @@darkvizardking69 To some extend yes, but that was 5 years before Jester existed, so I doubt there was an actual plan for her.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому

      @@MikaeruDaiTenshi maybe not, but at least the start was there.

  • @insomniceagle
    @insomniceagle 5 років тому +191

    Matt Mercer, 2015: "wouldn't it be neat if we made it to 1500 subscribers?"
    Critical role,2019: "ha! that's cute!"

    • @sierra2bork29
      @sierra2bork29 4 роки тому +4

      Here comes 2020 where I think the last love show had over 5000 watching live and paid to be there.

    • @SuperLifestream
      @SuperLifestream Рік тому +1

      2022 and it's 1.82M

  • @Stuartette
    @Stuartette 2 роки тому +28

    Clarota: an old, creepy, eldritch monster with great power and potential threat
    Clarence, as the party finds it: tall tentacle man with a tinfoil hat. *ignores the brain slurping*

  • @cbeaird52
    @cbeaird52 7 років тому +161

    This amazes me on how much damage a Rogue can get off in one attack if done properly

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 6 років тому +7

      cody beaird Daggers are the best

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 5 років тому +12

      5e rouge's are fucking busted.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 5 років тому +8

      And I love them

    • @a.block.of.tofu.
      @a.block.of.tofu. 5 років тому +6

      @bradley hall it's because he is an assassin archetype.

    • @Thankfuldead
      @Thankfuldead 5 років тому +2

      bradley hall only thing house ruled is those boots, the belt, and the daggers the teleport back.