Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Samantha Romance (All scenes)
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Shepard : "Wasn't me ,evil clone"
SEEMS LEGIT
to be frank... this is shepard... it would be weird for someone else, for the crew of the normandy it is tuesday
"YOU'RE WEARING CERBERUS ARMOR!"
"So?"
it is true tho
"Be weird if it wasn't, Commander."
I love romancing Traynor, this DLC makes it even better.
I'll be honest, I'd probably have better feelings about Mass Effect if it kept this sort of tone and tenor throughout. Bioware's best regarded for the character bits and the witty banter and whatnot, right? And this DLC shows they've still got that somewhere inside of them. The serious, dramatic stuff is fine too if it's done well, but uh, we saw how well trying to be Deep and Meaningful and Sad worked for them in the end, huh.
At least this way the fans are happy if they get all this stuff? Bioware didn't seem to fully grasp until recently that they'd hit on a freaking jackpot, an entire cast of characters people really, really, really liked. Like, literally to the point where you could just hang out with them and shoot the shit and people eat that up way more than the standard gameplay.
I have serious problems with the series starting like at the beginning of ME2 onwards but this whole DLC put a huge smile on my face. Darker is not better and lighter is not worse.
Actually, expanding on my thought, if the entire Mass Effect series was literally just 3 thirty-hour games of chatting to squadmates and upgrading a house or some shit I would buy the hell out of it.
HuntrBlackLuna I think the DLC is successful because of how much the characters have made an impact on the player. The more of impact they made, the more effective the DLC was. I doubt it would be fun if Urdnot Wrex wasn't there or maybe that's just me but yes, I truly enjoyed this DLC too.
the ending was great ,a larger mind f@ck then any of the assassin creed games who are the masters of the mind f@ck
ANd yet so many people hated this DLC because it was "Childish" and "Pointless." It's kinda realistic. You're about to go and probably DIE horribly, might as well have one last hoorah. They also say "The Galaxy is in danger and you're out partying?! WTF!?" Space travel is long and arduous. Who's to say it doesn't take a week or so just to get to one place.
GrabnokTheDestroyer in my case I really wouldn't be doing stuff like this, I'd probably end up being one of the many dead well before something like this even came up, however if it did I simply wouldn't be apart of it. Honestly though, I wouldn't mind this dlc at all.
Samantha is a fine romance option for people who haven't finished all three games, because as nice as she is, you can't help but feel more attached to characters you have known since long, like Garrus or Tali.
or Ashley or kaiden... well for me.
OK, so suddenly Traynor's toothbrush is the sonic screwdriver?
This was the fanservice I grew up on
Like, the entirety of the citadel DLC is top to me
The end of an era
14:39 - I'm pretty sure Kasumi was there all the time, cloaked until she popped up out of being cloaked while listening in on their conversation and all, you can always tell she is there even if you can't see her, you just feel it on the hairs on the back of your neck and think, "I know she's here somewhere listening in to this, even if we think we're alone." She listened to Shephard's conversations with everyone on the Normandy in M.E.2, even, if she was spared, with Morinth, under the disguise of Samara, her mother, only mentioning it after the Collector Base, despite the subtle discretion or such and getting away with without the others knowing it.
I love the Gillgan cut to the hot tub.
also broshep has a cooler line for the game scene: "ensign, kick her ass" "roger that"
Aaaaand now we know something about Samara we didnt know a minute ago.
That chess scene was extremely funny LOL!!
"My showers are for winners...."
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta love kasumi
i need to buy this dlc nvr did yet
Get it! So worth playing, it makes up for the rest of the game the best time to play is right after sanctuary.
I feel really bad for Tali. Nearly died trying to save Traynor from embarrassment.
greyassassin24 lmao I was lolling so hard at that part when I played it
greyassassin24 ii
That's a real friend right there
Really taking on for the team.
I want someone to love me as much as Samantha loves her toothbrush
The Winter Soldier it's a cishion pro-mark 4 that uses mass effect fields to break up plaque and massage the gums.
And it vibrates 😉
Why does she just have that on her?!
@@azuredragon8388 Because it vibrates. With mass effect fields.
@@azuredragon8388 I mean if you had like 1 minute to grab your things wouldn't you go for the 6,000 credit toothbrush over say clothes that might cost 20 credits
When Traynor got in the hot tub all I could think was "WAIT! ZAEED KEYED IT TO SHEPHERD'S DNA, THE BOOBY TRAP WILL GO OFF!"
SEKYHM NO! NO! "ARMA-FUCKING-GEDDON" IS GOING TO HAPPEN!
+SEKYHM they realized it would of killed Sheppard
+Gassy Goddess No, they realized it wouldn't kill a clone. Foiled by genetics.
Wait, when does Zaeed booby trap Shepard's hot tub ? I never saw that part ^^
I think it's if you have a quieter, calmer party, Zaeed and Garrus get bored and start booby-trapping the apartment. A Romanced Garrus comes across as adorably paranoid for his girlfriend's safety. "Shepard, sweetie, love of my life, indulge your crazy boyfriend. I need to know you're safe."
Non-romanced Garrus and Zaeed are just having fun in their own way. But yes, Shepard points out the flaws in the hot tub plan, and Zaeed pouts, then goes about undoing it.
I still think the biggest selling point of the Citadel DLC is being able to use Wrex again as a squadmate.
Linkforlife199 damn right
"that's what I like about you guys why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times!"
I take him and garrus each mission every time
"Aaand now we know something about Samara that we didn't know a minute ago." That line just made my whole day.
You aren't the only one. Loved the line.
Garrus was pretty great. To bad hes not in Andromeda might have saved it from being kind of shity.
Connor Nay time stamp?
"centuries upon centuries of carefree sex"
Damn Samara, never would I have guessed that side of her.
@@michelvanderlinden8363
Seriously. Out of everyone. That made my day when I found out.
TALI AND THE CHEESE
yup thats the best part
+Quinn Preston Agreed.
WHAT KIND OF CHEESE IS IT THO
Is it sage or Basil?
And they say Tali and MaleShep or Tali and Garrus is the OTP ...
_Am I the only one who thinks it was pretty cute Tali was trying really hard to distract the women._
Nope.
Raphael Perezio She is the best delight.
All she had to do was talk about the Normandy's drive core. Traynor practically begged her to. So why didn't she?
@@loqutor Because she was poisoned by cheese.
That's why I romanced her.
I love this DLC. so much friendship and jokes. Like an episode of friends but with the Mass Effect crew
I get about 1-2 thumbs up per month just everyone like it already. ;_:
It's been 2 years guys
+Ace Wolfgang lol
I think with Andromeda being this bad people are going back to the trilogy! ^^
Stier _ They should’ve just remastered the trilogy to begin with.
What about playing dragon age :D
I like Joker's reference to backs lighting up during sex: Tricia Helfer, the voice of EDI, had a glowing spine during sex in the first episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Nice pick up! Did not even dawn on me...
Notice Traynor says that it doesn't XD guess she already checked XD
"My shower is for winners" _spits drink everywhere_
lol i cant decide between my favorite possible shepard response to that situation... either that line, or broshep says something along the liine of kick her ass XD
femshep says that too if traynor isn't romanced "KICK HER ASS."
"Kick her ass" is the renegade dialogue.
This dlc is the single most beautiful human achievement that has ever existed. Ever. The moon landing, the UN, the eventual achievement of world peace, all dwarfed by Mass Effect: Citadel.
Completely agree
Yeap. This was the perfect ending for the ME saga. Shame they hired the same writers for the actual ending.
I've always liked how Traynor doesn't question that she just got kicked off the ship by "Shepard" but then sees another Shepard come around the corner from OFF the ship
firehawk894 Was literally thinking this exact thing. I don't think the Normandy has a back door.
Snowpey Ingram Depends on how well you know EDI ;)
It seemed to me like Traynor was confused as to why "Shepard's" personality did a sudden 180 and she was kicked off the ship for fraternization, and also confused as to how Shepard suddenly appeared in front of her from off the ship.
@@dragonslair951167 Not to mention, the clone might have hit her when she tried to talk or do any complaint.
*snickers* "My shower is for winners" NICE.
Geth Prime Fuckin' well better. LOL
+Geth Prime nah man... it's filled with toothbrushes... ;)
Bradley Hanson SAMANTHA'S toothbrushes? Better than any sex toy currently in creation. XD
@@Jygerthe2nd tiny mass effect fields for stimulations, sounds interesting
I absolutely love this DLC. And it's a shame Traynor wasn't in it for longer because she is so funny and such a good character. If I'm not romancing her, I totally ship her and Edi.
knicholls "I totally **ship** her and Edi"
HEYOOOOOOOOO
I respect your ship but I much prefer Joker+Edi
SHIP
Wonder if traynor and shep use the tooth brush for other purposes
That's dirty
You are so wrong! Love it.
Yeah, for Sass Effect
Not one that costs $6000 I can tell ya that xD
There’s also the fact that when she gets kicked off the ship it’s the first thing she grabs 😊
4:36 holy fucking shit man, im done.
what the fuck
I think water is Traynor's fetish
and robots
CakeAnnihilator and chess.
Jacob Pilgrim McReady
and toothbrushes.
jase276
ELECTRICAL, VIBRATING tooth brushes. Grrrreat.
little pyromaniac
Chess in a hot tub against robots.Any ideas what to do with the toothbrush?
"Wasn't me, evil clone"
Line of the decade
Wrex: "Evil clone. Makes sense when you think about it."
I'll make sure to use that one ;D
it's like "i love you"...
works every time...
If you ever cheat on someone, try that line
Centuries and centuries of carefree sex. Oh dear Samara
I love how at the dance scene, everybody is bashing on Shepard for her dancing. Garrus is dancing the EXACT same way! XD
I was JUST about to comment about this,it actually is quite funny how he is literally dancing the EXACT same Godamn way,it almost looks like he's mocking Shepards dance by showing her how stupid it looks
Paul Walsh I thought the same thing!
AgentSpark
Yeah but he's a Turian. Doesn't count.
lol look at Tali shake it.
I know, it's quite hypnotic :)
Yesss!! 😍
16:21 Tough talk coming from the guy with the same dancing animation.
Is "DLC day" the same as "smoke weed day" at BioWare?
+TheCloudWing Reminds me of that email you get from Grunt.
SHUPURD? SHEPARUDDDDDD!
@@alidottxt wrex
"My shower is for winners"
I gota remember that one.
Samara : '' I sometimes miss my younger days, centuries and centuries of care free sex..'' Jesus christ!! Samara has been getting laid with random dudes for ages!!!!
+Brandon Berry Not just dudes! She's Asari, for all we know she could have been bangin' trees back in her hippy days or something. Oh man, imagine trying to explain to your child that they're the result of one lonely night you spent with a beloved house pet... "Wait I'm half Space Hampster!?"
And women too ;)
+Brandon Berry And she's ONLY been doing it for five hundred, six hundred years (she stopped getting laid when she became a Justicar)-- Matriarch Aethyta, Liara's father? She's *1,000*, about as old as an asari can be-- SHE has been getting laid for almost as long as Samara has been *alive*; I bet she can do things that even *other asari* can't even *imagine*.
No wonder she has a lot of children
Alak Lazarus Actually, she only has three (that we know of, anyway, and I think its implied that they are her ONLY ones)-- Rila, Falere, and Mirala (who the player will come to know as Morinth).
Garrus has some of the best sarcasm of all time!
orgixvi3 especially when he shoots Brooks I think her name was? A warning shot XD
Garrus and Tali really made that "show"
It's weird with the same people voicing characters in different games, all I'm hearing is Shepard having a good time with the Inquisitor. ^^
wait what?!
ikr, totally
Even more funny if you flirt with James. All I can think about is Iron bull
Wait who was shepard in dragon age
@@Cat-Casper999 Jennifer Hale did voice Krem, but OP is referring to the fact that Traynor is one of the voices for a female Inquisitor.
This whole DLC is comic relief AND I LOVE IT!
War times do need relief...
I'm only gonna say this once Traynor. My shower is for winners.
Greatest dialogue in Mass Effect 3.
Got to love Wrex comment here, something like "You ladies done?"
Right before boarding the ship that is using the toothbrush.
*Garrus
"im only going to say this once traynor" (quick zoom on the eyes) "My shower... is for winners"
who else honestly cant stop laughing and wants this romance to never end
First time watching it, couldn't stop giggling
Kind of hilarious that there is no nudity where there's supposed to be nudity (e.g. shower scenes, bedroom scenes). Having sex in lycra underwear is not a pleasant experience. Chafes the skin.
I'm curious as to how you know this
man...i love Tali...she can have cute moment , funny moment and sexy moment at the same time
Hell Yeah, Tali One Love! :D
"She's probably going to check to see whether your back lights up during sex" - lol, Battlestar Galactica reference :) And so relevant since it was the same actress that plays EDI voice.
this romance is so much better than manshepard and cortez. it's appropriate to the time period in which they've known each other. it's driven by passion and excitement and fun. the cortez romance has way too much fluffy "I love you forever" "the notebook" vibes to it and it's just inappropriate given the recent passing of steve's husband and the short time they've known each other. I hate it. love this romance though. bioware you got 1/2 gay romances right.
Also Cortez is boooooring. A bit like Kaidan. Mansheps with a taste for dudes kinda got the shaft here - no pun intended.
Also Cortez is boooooring. A bit like Kaidan. Mansheps with a taste for dudes kinda got the shaft here - no pun intended.
yeah cortez just lost his husband and now shepard because of reapers... his mind must be a wreck
The other gay romance was Dorian, right?
That ending scene no matter who is talking always makes me cry.
The majority of characters do for me too, but there are one or two which are just so flat and casual they don't elicit the same emotions. This is one of them. Jack's scene is similar (IMO)
it's when Shepard said "The Best" what's got me..
Hagi Bastian true, but OP said "no matter who is talking.". Jack and Samantha's lines aren't as emotional as pretty much everyone else.
This is probably the most funniest same sex relationship in this game ^_^
Tali was on point in the Citadel DLC. Love her snark. She'll always gonna be my virtual babe. Even my wife says it's cool to cheat on her if Tali somehow becomes a real person.
Gassy Goddess Sounds like it would be more effort than it's worth.
@@TheCPonder7 still...it would be totally worth it u.u
Is your 'Wife' similar in any way like Conrade's?
LOL EDI's troll game too pro.
My favorite line is "Wasn't me evil clone" then "But..But" hahaha
"Just let us know when you're ready to save the ship"
The dialogue fo tali and edi grilling traynor is the freaking best
I was hoping different kind of "grilling" 👀
Although I'm all the way FemShep-Liara shipper, there is something about FemShep-Samantha I totally adore...
When I played this DLC and knew what fate awaited my Shepard, I really let out a few tears knowing I was going to never seen my friends again and I was destined to die...
+Shinigamimon you can live through the whole ending if you have a high enough readiness and chose the destroy ending. The relay points remain intact and will only take a few years to be rebuilt.
A Neon Chicken But that's not the ideal choice as you kill not only the Reapers but also sacrifice the Geth who I worked so fucking hard in ME2 to make up with the Quarians in ME3 and even EDI who deserve to live just as much as any organic life so in good conscience I couldn't do that and never will. Which makes my Shepard's destiny all the more sad. Unfortunately thanks to the "GOD CHILD" I had no real choice in the matter.
Shinigamimon Actually I believe it is the ideal choice out of all three choices. You shouldn't just force thousands of organic beings to merge with artificial beings. You shouldn't play god and force your will on the whole galaxy. Thus Destroy being the better ending. Saving the entire galaxy and future generations by destroying the reapers. So yeah, it is the ideal choice out of three.
A Neon Chicken Is it really? You clearly didn't read my whole response. In the destroy ending the " god child" clearly states that if you destroy the reapers then you destroy all synthetic life in the process, the Geth and EDI. Do they not have the right to live just as much as organics? So isn't the destroy ending still playing god by deciding the fate of an entire race? If you truly care about all living sentient beings and consider them to be equal then either assimilating the reapers or merging life and synthetic life to create the perfect balance 'IS' ideal because no one race has to be sacrificed while the galaxy either gets an eternal guardian ( Assimilation ending) or gains a brand new perspective and enlightenment about what life truly is by merging organics and synthetics to create the ultimate form of life. Why do you think the destroy option is the renegade choice? Because it's a choice that is immediate in thought without really learning anything about the journey and experience Shepard has walked thus far to get there in other words very selfish as most renegade choices are. That Shepard is one that is cold ruthless and without consideration of others other than the mission " To destroy the reapers" even at the cost of others.
Shinigamimon Destroying the reapers is most ethical choice...You save Millions and Millions of organic beings. The Geth can be rebuilt over time.. They won't be the same but they can be rebuilt. I don't understand why you think forcing people to merge with robots is more ethical. Destroy isn't the renegade choice by the far wtf??? The destroy ending you save millions and millions of species and the future generations.
"I'm only gonna say this once,traynor.My showe is for winners." Hahahaha love it!
That made me luagh
Oh, Tali and her cheese; so adorable.
It isn't enough for the Inquisitor to bang her Inquisition comrades.
Commander Shepard must be added to the list.
"I wouldn't have said "chess piece" precisely"
Samantha is perfect in every way.
Hahaha those eye zooms are just priceless.
9:25 I think that medical consult was about YOUR FUCKING NECK, HOLY FUCK
I love that "Wasn't me, evil clone" just so casual xD
Tali: "When you serve on the Normandy long enough, you get used to things like this."
"They'll either run away, melt down or fall in love!"
I think he's referncing the ending! Control, Destroy and Synthesis?
OMG, Tali and the cheese. She is sooo cute!!!!!
4:11 ; they went full Kill Bill here.
kill bill? western movies I say (the ones with Clint Eastwood).
bioware should've made this the ending in mass effect 3
Agreed. This was the perfect ending for the saga.
As much as I loved Kelly Chambers, I wish Traynor was introduced to her current position in me2 first as Cerberus, then as an alliance specialist. So we had more time and development with her
Oh, god ..... And poor choices of this mankid .... 🥱 , What have happened to people. Traynor is not even a match of Kelly chambers even in character.
This is the best DLC fucken ever!
17:00 Apparently nothing that required removing your clothes...
Alot of dry humping
So that Asari with the space chess thing is dead now right?
no just passed out
I am sad you don't have more time with her. Alot of the ME 3 only romances make me sad cause you have to stay single most of the time in order to pursue any of the ME3 only romances. I would have like more interactions with Traynor, James, and Cortez. It is sad in a way.
You gotta love drunk Tali!
Best femshep romance, but best romance overall is still the Tali romance
+Jason Lee Liara is better
Cheburashka207 nah, the only thing the liara romance has is the sex scenes that show more skin, that's it
I have a preference for femshep + Garrus.
Or the traditional femshep + Kaidan.
I like how Garrus dances exactly like Sheppard but still makes fun of Sheppard
Traynor is hot. Lesbian Traynor is twice hotter
This DLC is amazing! I've been watching these for my playthrough's "alternate romances." And they're all awesome! Too bad they didn't include all this originally. It really expands the nature of the characters, and they reference the previous games so well
Can you tell me what your Shepard code is please?? She's amazing looking. Thanks for the vid :)
Never realized how cute she was. And that fetish for robotic is cracking me up.
Am I the only one who thinks all the characters in the citadel DLC seemed to act and interact like they're a very normal family? it's just adorable! :3
That fucking Casino scene kills me every time
"My shower is for winners". I think this is the best line in the whole trilogy.
My heart breaks whenever I remember the ending while watching shit like in 17:40, it is because I believe in indoctrination theory and so have literally cried at each of the endings at least once... Hard not to after spending so much time with all the characters and love interests...
Tali is KILLIN IT tho!
*Dramatic Zoom*
“My shower is for w i n n e r s.”
The Toothbrush part, best game scene ever!
Man, Fuck walls... 7:15
Fucking tali died on the suicide mission:/ im so sorry tali, then i ended your race...on accident, i thought i'd have another chance to stop the upload.
Lord please be merciful on thee.
How do you "accidentally" end a race of people? Kind of an understatement there.
dasired1995 Everybody lived expect Tali in my game. It makes no sense. The mission ended and we ran past Tali's body on the ground. Doesn't even explain how she died. It's just there. I worked so hard to save everyone. :/
That's exactly how I did it. I didn't have Tali do anything
Shaley Whiffing
Getting everyone out alive is a bit tricky because of the last part. You can send Tali into the tunnel no problem btw it has no consequence to her survivability later on.
Last part is determined by how much fire power you leave with the second group. The "strong guys" add to the chance of everyone surviving (Garrus, Grunt, Legion, Thane, Zaeed, can't remember who else). If you take them with you or send them evacuating, you raise the probability of one of the "frailer guys" ending up on the ground in the end scene. Whoever accompanies you gets a free pass. I think Tali, Kasumi, Jack and Mordin (especially Mordin... :/) are the most susceptible to dying just because.
Ah okay. I guess the next time I play it I will bring Tali with me then. Thank you. :)
"My shower... is for winners."
FemShep isn't just best Shep, FemShep is best character ever.
And that, is why I romanced Tali. So freaking adorable.
is it me or is the traynor fem shepard romance like the funniest version of mass effect and you could seriously play all the mass effect games like 10 times over and not find every little moment and different scenario's your choices make. Yet everyone is obsessed about the ending :P what about the WHOLE GAME. dafuq.
"And now we know something about Samara we didn't know a minute ago"
God I love you Garrus.
please tell me that i'm not the only one who laughed at 4:19 - 4:38 favorite part right there!!
i couldnt stop laughing
This cheese is very cheesy for some reason...
And this other cheese looks really very cheesy
Not sure why Samantha is so embarrassed by liking EDI's voice. It is obvious that EDI has a sexy voice.
Every time I watch one of these videos, I want to play the game over again.
I LOVE THIS GAME!!!
Tali is so hilarious when she is mentioning the cheese.