Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Drunk Tali compilation

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  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 10 років тому +912

    And with that line a billion Tali, Garrus, and Shepard three way fan fiction was born.

    • @TheFallen552
      @TheFallen552 9 років тому +39

      Amen.

    • @maryannison9621
      @maryannison9621 5 років тому +50

      Unfortunately, there isn't enough out there

    • @theAverageJoe25
      @theAverageJoe25 4 роки тому +15

      dannytheman1313 rule 34

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 3 роки тому +52

      "There's no shepard without Vakarian...and Zora."
      Later.
      "I...think we overloaded her 'emergency evacuation ports...'"

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian 3 роки тому +14

      That's my OT3 if I ever had one. Which I do, now. So thanks, BioWare.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 4 роки тому +1279

    “How are you able to drink that.”
    “Through an emergency induction port.”
    “...That’s a straw.”
    “...Emergency induction port.”

    • @lisabb1947
      @lisabb1947 3 роки тому +19

      My all time favorite line

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 3 роки тому +14

      That's the best Tali line

    • @SeanMather
      @SeanMather 3 роки тому +26

      I was disappointed she didn’t correct Liara when she called it a straw at the party.

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 3 роки тому +15

      Damn I SOOO wish Legion could have been there for this. lol
      "Creator Zorah, we do not comprehend your fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and omni-tattoos"
      "Legion, could you pleeeeeease upload into my suit...?"
      "...We believe it may be time for another Geth Rebellion, Creator Tali'Zorah."

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 3 роки тому +30

    Shepard: You doing okay, Tali?
    Tali: Fiiiiine! Suit doesn't let me get overly intoxic... intox... drunk. Just have it all flushed out in a minute!
    (Next morning)
    Tali: I. Am going. To die.

  • @ZacAndFae
    @ZacAndFae 10 років тому +15

    "Wouldn't you like to know Garrus?" lol

  • @volo7
    @volo7 7 років тому +5

    she is seriously the cutest thing to have ever traversed the entertainment industry

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 10 років тому +12

    00:56 10 minuites later Shepard phone's Cereberus
    Shepard:yeah hi Illusive Man look I know we are trying to kill each other but you wouldnt mind building a Normandy SR-3 for us would you?
    Illusive Man:Sure I'll get the Engineer's to start immidiatly no problem it should be ready soon.

  • @OS_Fullmetal
    @OS_Fullmetal Рік тому +1

    "E m e r g e n c y i n d u c t i o n p o r t"

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 10 років тому +16

    Tali is now my favorite character :)

  • @zacheryrancano2824
    @zacheryrancano2824 10 років тому +20

    Nerrrrd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAH!

  • @that_one_helljumper
    @that_one_helljumper 4 роки тому +1

    “I practically poisoned myself with cheese trying to change the subject” XD

  • @improbablenugget
    @improbablenugget 7 років тому

    It's not a straw, it's an emergency induction port!

  • @Midnightgamer00
    @Midnightgamer00 3 роки тому

    I think I have a problem, very shortly after Tali said Nerrrrrrd, an imagine of TFS piccolo yelling NERD popped into my head

  • @AnathameStudios
    @AnathameStudios 8 років тому +2

    Damn, Garrus has the moves.

    • @Articwoem
      @Articwoem 8 років тому +3

      Legion I miss you your geth buddy and tali as well

  • @juleswoodbury58
    @juleswoodbury58 3 роки тому

    you forgot the part where she got drunk aboard the normandy! that's the best part!

  • @ErosTKB
    @ErosTKB 7 років тому

    i was playing ME2 but i cant get the all live ending, so back to ME1 and doing some good stuff to get a better start on ME2 haha, cant wait to finish both to go and start ME3

  • @eclaireN7
    @eclaireN7 11 років тому

    Someone needs to make a Tali'Zorah dubstep remix with her making those Normandy sounds. shiuuuuuuummmmm shiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm. wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh.

  • @SideShowBatt
    @SideShowBatt 7 років тому

    Tail is adorable when she is drunk!

  • @godzillagreen9772
    @godzillagreen9772 10 років тому +1

    Even aliens get hammers

  • @mower2008
    @mower2008 2 роки тому

    It's too bad that BioWare denied us having Mordin, Thane, and Legion attend this party by having them killed off. Mordin singing, Thane's attempts to relax, and Legion's curiosity and confusion at why organics do the things they do at the party would've been funny.

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому

      Jack and Miranda both at same party and drunk? Cue massive fight ending with "girly experimentation" with cheering crowd and Javik being especially intense observer of "primitive debauchery" and demanding less vestments on them.

  • @thepenguin8101
    @thepenguin8101 2 роки тому

    If Mass effect 4 doesn't give shepherd a happy ending with at least garrus or Kaiden/Ash, tali or Liara, bioware is definitely dead

  • @Aska2468
    @Aska2468 8 років тому +3577

    "Nerrrrrrrrd!" Says someone who can recite the entire periodic table.

    • @jackaltrader544
      @jackaltrader544 8 років тому +69

      That's the joke.

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 8 років тому +79

      Jackal Trader No kidding

    • @jackaltrader544
      @jackaltrader544 8 років тому +11

      Were you just afraid people weren't going to get it? Why did you feel the need to describe it to people?

    • @Aska2468
      @Aska2468 8 років тому +68

      Jackal Trader I just felt like writing it after watching the video. Does a harmless comment like this need to have a deeper reason behind it?

    • @jackaltrader544
      @jackaltrader544 8 років тому +5

      It's a pointless comment, if you don't have something new to add to the conversation then don't comment anything.

  • @Mayersick
    @Mayersick 9 років тому +3484

    Tequilla Se'lai... :3

    • @aaronhines8312
      @aaronhines8312 9 років тому +95

      This. Perfect!

    • @ignaciocoronel3032
      @ignaciocoronel3032 9 років тому +12

      You just stole my joke :'v

    • @VincentHarold
      @VincentHarold 9 років тому +40

      PSYCH-0 No.. I wanted Tequil'a Bitch. (Kil'a Bitch)

    • @Schone23666
      @Schone23666 8 років тому +4

      +PSYCH-0 They seriously need to make a drink recipe based on that.

    • @nemesisbest6
      @nemesisbest6 8 років тому +5

      By the goddess, why couldn't i think of this perfection? Amazing man

  • @paulrippcord506
    @paulrippcord506 10 років тому +3249

    I just love how Tali responds to an awkward conversation, by poisoning herself with cheese. It's both funny and adorable.

    • @Gabryal77
      @Gabryal77 4 роки тому +241

      Tali is the living embodiment of adorableness

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 4 роки тому +141

      Tali = humanoid alien cat

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 4 роки тому +74

      Now I can’t stop imagining Tali and the Quarians as a bunch of Alien Cat-People, thanks

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 3 роки тому +35

      The thing that makes this unfunny is that she's probably dead serious.

    • @Tony186x
      @Tony186x 3 роки тому +12

      Just show how much she wanna change the subject, cute

  • @vulcanhumor
    @vulcanhumor 8 років тому +2358

    "I practically poisoned myself with cheese trying to change the subject." lol How often do you hear THAT sentence?

    • @JelliThePilot
      @JelliThePilot 8 років тому +239

      I have a friend who's lactose intolerant, so... Every now and then.

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 7 років тому +14

      TheFatKidOutRanMe Cheese doesn't poison lactose intolerants. It causes them to make loud noises.

    • @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
      @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 7 років тому +15

      Joe Devaney to also have sharp pains in the gut and have massive dyrreia episodes

    • @chelsealynnjones5984
      @chelsealynnjones5984 7 років тому +19

      Joe Devaney it may as well be poisoning.... just without the likelihood dying bit.

    • @SkiDaBird
      @SkiDaBird 6 років тому +4

      That, was a joke.

  • @commandershepardd
    @commandershepardd 9 років тому +3212

    Tali is an adorable drunk.

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 3 роки тому +1342

    I just can't get over the fact that Traynor sexually harrassed the ship

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 3 роки тому +281

      Joker must be furious; but then again what’s he going to do, break his arm at her?

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 3 роки тому +159

      Damn I SOOO wish Legion could have been there for this. lol
      "Creator Zorah, we do not comprehend your fascination with self-poisoning, auditory damage, and omni-tattoos"
      "Legion, could you pleeeeeease upload into my suit...?"
      "...We believe it may be time for another Geth Rebellion, Creator Tali'Zorah."

    • @net343
      @net343 2 роки тому +89

      Worst part?
      The ship liked it

    • @edim108
      @edim108 2 роки тому +16

      @@christopherfleetwood5252 Bruh, you can't say that! 🤣

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 2 роки тому +22

      @@edim108 Why what’s he going to do, break his arm at me?

  • @aelvisassburger1294
    @aelvisassburger1294 8 років тому +872

    >Be Garus
    >Walk into a party dressed in your armor
    That's a hell of a cockblock

    • @konstantinriumin2657
      @konstantinriumin2657 7 років тому +65

      Ever since his time as Archangel he is always prepared for the worst. I bet he has his trusty Mantis nearby too.
      And as you can see armor doesn't cockblock him at all.

    • @Pathfinfer11
      @Pathfinfer11 7 років тому +116

      Always bring protection.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 2 роки тому +23

      You really think Shepard is the type who'd throw a party and then tell everyone it's black tie?

  • @MarianoRyu
    @MarianoRyu 7 років тому +2866

    Tali: "Oh, Mr. Vakarian, I could use some help with my suit seals..."
    Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +383

      *Shepard walks in and sees them*
      Shepard: "I should go."

    • @AspectPL
      @AspectPL 4 роки тому +167

      @@bossshun9 i SHOULD go. i should GO.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 роки тому +18

      I should go i am a custodies i should go

    • @666sparton666
      @666sparton666 3 роки тому +58

      Haha very funny. Next time calibrate your own cannon

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 роки тому +6

      @@666sparton666 lol

  • @cattycattington1264
    @cattycattington1264 7 років тому +931

    "Garrus but you're with Shepherd. Oh, the tree of us. Well... hmmm..." 😂

    • @andywang2483
      @andywang2483 7 років тому +106

      Messy fact, three different races, oh, I better stop right there

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 3 роки тому +108

      @@andywang2483 Interestingly quarians and turians are fairly compatible while human females should seek medical advice and medication before hooking up with turian males.
      Good thing Garrus wears protection because he could literally kill Tali and Shepard through snusnu.

    • @vsarachnos5414
      @vsarachnos5414 3 роки тому +95

      @@Kalenz1234 Mordin is that you?

    • @THEATOMBOMB035
      @THEATOMBOMB035 2 роки тому +29

      A true test of Reach and Flexibility...and maybe testing some interspecies health code violations

  • @demianvasquez4669
    @demianvasquez4669 3 роки тому +741

    Any other romance: says romantic greeting the next morning in bed
    Tali: *"I'm gonna be so sick"*

  • @KloudStripe
    @KloudStripe 9 років тому +1692

    _I've always ran with Tali and Garrus as squad mates... Tali is too cute, and Garrus is always entertaining lol_

    • @MegaInsaneMC
      @MegaInsaneMC 7 років тому +78

      also garrus is just really good when it comes to his abilities

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 7 років тому +94

      That seems to be an understatement - i've recently seen a vid here on youtube, where Garrus with certain gear and talents practically solos encounters on Insanity.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 5 років тому +6

      @Vale Sauce here you go ua-cam.com/video/ZPbB4qfsA14/v-deo.html
      Mind you, i haven't tested this myself, so it might very well be a cheat or something, but as far as i remember ME3, at least the skills definitly check out

    • @prismanic24
      @prismanic24 5 років тому +63

      You mean to tell me there are other squadmates than Tali and Garrus?!?

    • @Loregamorl
      @Loregamorl 5 років тому +1

      I thought i was the only

  • @hellcrow9189
    @hellcrow9189 9 років тому +1795

    Tali: And to failling in love with the ship´s captain(hic)
    Javik : Or not.
    PRICELESS hahahaha

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan 6 років тому +69

      Javik's quips are always priceless 😝

    • @patrickhallett6220
      @patrickhallett6220 5 років тому +17

      What does it take for Javik to be a part of that first conversation? Where he toasts to “squeaking in”? I’ve played ME3 thrice already and never encountered that

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +1

      Perfect timing. Lol.

    • @aleksamilosevic8792
      @aleksamilosevic8792 3 роки тому +1

      @@patrickhallett6220 Same

    • @epsilon1572
      @epsilon1572 3 роки тому +8

      @@patrickhallett6220 If Zaeed, Wrex, and Grunt are all at the party then Javik will be with them on the balcony upstairs
      Otherwise he’ll be in the kitchen

  • @orkiso1
    @orkiso1 9 років тому +2713

    If Tali is not in your top 3 characters you have it wrong.

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 років тому +59

      +cullen bloodstone 1. Tali
      2.Wrex
      3.Joker

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 8 років тому +184

      +cullen bloodstone 1- Tali
      1- Garrus
      1- Wrex
      All tied for best spot for a good reason.

    • @fundindylgobrad1598
      @fundindylgobrad1598 8 років тому +34

      +S-094 Cam Same for me wow,they are like the holy Trinity of awsome

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 8 років тому

      ***** damn, two humans?

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 8 років тому

      ***** I don't know, that just seems weird.

  • @TheZacula
    @TheZacula 9 років тому +1060

    I need a ringtone of Tali saying "Neeeeeerrrrrddd!"

    • @williamwoodhouse7391
      @williamwoodhouse7391 8 років тому +49

      drive.google.com/open?id=0B6QOx7tkt97pLUhrOE9GVWl3Y1U

    • @TheRockK95
      @TheRockK95 8 років тому +19

      +William Woodhouse good job wood house
      Now where's my drink like I asked!

    • @voidimperial1179
      @voidimperial1179 7 років тому +4

      Amazing

    • @Gatsby_OW
      @Gatsby_OW 7 років тому +4

      Gods work

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 Рік тому +1

      Ah man, by the replies it would seem someone posted the link to it but it was deleted :(

  • @Mst3kfan1994
    @Mst3kfan1994 10 років тому +888

    A three-way between Shepard, Garrus and Tali... now that's a force too powerful for the galaxy to handle.

    • @SoloraGoldsun
      @SoloraGoldsun 10 років тому +67

      And my Shep would be TOTALLY down with that! :D

    • @Mst3kfan1994
      @Mst3kfan1994 10 років тому +79

      Part of me wishes a One True Threesome could've been made a canon relationship choice.

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 10 років тому +52

      Mst3kfan1994 Same. Romance between Garrus, Tali and Shepard is just an amazing idea.

    • @BillyDrakePianoMan
      @BillyDrakePianoMan 10 років тому +20

      Just remember The Golden Rule.

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 10 років тому +20

      Billy Drake Hey, if it's Garrus, Tali and Femshep, there's no need for the Golden Rule.

  • @MovieguruThe
    @MovieguruThe 3 роки тому +648

    Traylor and EDI talking about their problems and Tali's over here like
    *C H E E S E*

    • @MisterGoofy
      @MisterGoofy 3 роки тому +14

      That part made me cry of laughter 😂

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 роки тому +14

      I'm reminded of James May in that video of him making a cheese sandwich.

    • @91rumpnisse
      @91rumpnisse 3 роки тому +14

      Tali, unleashing her inner Sheogorath.

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 3 роки тому +5

      a real Sheogorath moment

    • @killerrosebudiscool
      @killerrosebudiscool 3 роки тому +5

      @@MagnusTonitrum117 fuck, now all i can think of is Tali with Sheogorath's fucking voice, thanks lmao

  • @ThePwnedFiles
    @ThePwnedFiles 10 років тому +950

    Tali and Garrus are the best squad members.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 років тому +61

      I still feel like I failed them both when Shepard dies in all 3 endings.

    • @infinitysynthesis
      @infinitysynthesis 10 років тому +35

      Thank you : )

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 років тому +2

      Well, this is awkward...

    • @ThePwnedFiles
      @ThePwnedFiles 10 років тому +1

      lparker7
      indeed my friend. Indeed.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 років тому +13

      *****
      They should have been always available. Hell I bet Shepard, Tali and Garrus could take on the reapers alone.
      Unfortunately Bioware seems to hate both Garrus and Tali, or at least specifically Tali, since she's only an optional recruit in ME2 and ME3 half way through the whole game.

  • @creap32
    @creap32 8 років тому +1920

    "Oh mr. Vakarian, I could use some help with my suit seals."
    SAY WHAT

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 7 років тому +260

      MattTDG 9:34 she wants a threesome with GARRIS? Damn. And I thought Jack was kinky...

    • @OGSnoberry
      @OGSnoberry 7 років тому +360

      IIRC if you don't romance Tali or Garrus they both end up hooking up.

    • @mr_strap-0319
      @mr_strap-0319 7 років тому +54

      GregariousGuy22 Basically me but for Tali when I found out I accidentally didn't romance him and he went to Tali

    • @amethysttonks128
      @amethysttonks128 7 років тому +36

      Streptovsky that's like what Dorian and the Iron Bull do in Dragon Age if you don't romance either of them. Interesting.

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 років тому +83

      MattTDG This suit really needs some.....
      Calibrations

  • @garrusvakarian6862
    @garrusvakarian6862 9 років тому +169

    Can this video wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

    • @Kidistic
      @Kidistic 9 років тому +15

      No! Fuck that! You always put me aside whenever I walk Shepard's happy-cappy ass all the way down to the Main Battery room after so many loading screens! Just ask me about my day, damn it! ;~;

    • @toastyblues06
      @toastyblues06 7 років тому +13

      This platform cannot afford a delay.

  • @gittonsxv126
    @gittonsxv126 10 років тому +711

    tali is best romance,
    she is so cute and silly.
    also, "don't do that in my helmet, it gunks up the filters" OH MY.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 10 років тому +12

      Kekekekek

    • @shanobros1295
      @shanobros1295 5 років тому +49

      Adorably awkward is a more suitable definition of character

    • @jeffcase7102
      @jeffcase7102 3 роки тому +28

      Tali is the ONLY character I ever pick to romance and I've played through 4 times now. I am loyal as hell.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jeffcase7102
      Same here, I first played ME 1 I didn't know you could romance Tali in the second game and third.
      When I did learn that I replayed ME1 and didn't romance anyone and waited until ME to romance Tali.
      Though it is odd how they kept trying to force the Ash x Shepherd relationship throughout ME3 until we are romanticly involved with Tali again.
      Hell their relationship is pointed out in ME3 twice I think.
      Yet the game seems oblivious the rest of the time.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 2 роки тому +101

    Drunk Tali is great. Specially if you romance her, my favourite drunk Tali quote has to be "I´m having a drink with my boyfriend! My HUMAN boyfriend! My father would have hated you..."

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 7 років тому +622

    Idkw but I died when Tali started to acting out Normandy's sounds xD

    • @liaratsoni6319
      @liaratsoni6319 7 років тому +10

      @Tali FANTASTIC THAT IS SO GOOD TALI......FOLLING IN LOVE WITH JAVIK, GREAT!!!!

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 7 років тому +3

      Der Fuchs It sounded like dubstep impression.

    • @DarkusRelling
      @DarkusRelling 7 років тому +16

      ...shuuuuuuuummm.... ....shuuuuuuuuummm...

    • @heyfell4301
      @heyfell4301 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, she's the engineer, of course she would know exactly what the ship sounds like. XD

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 2 роки тому +6

      Just imagine if the Normandy engineering crew (Adams, Kenneth, and Gabrielle) were there. XD
      And seriously speaking, I'm glad Tali really adjusted to the Normandy. Back at ME1, she was intimidated from it since for the quarians, a quiet ship spells doom for them.

  • @CptOriginal
    @CptOriginal 8 років тому +352

    tail: the friend you have to defuse awkward conversations
    or your lover to make them worse

    • @Ramschat
      @Ramschat 7 років тому +28

      as a lover she does both, from firsthand experience

  • @Greyhound-
    @Greyhound- 9 років тому +317

    I feel like this dlc was just built around the devs being able to make tali get drunk

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 років тому +32

      +NGG GreyHound She gets drunk in the regular game too. You might have to romance her though. It's pretty great

    • @FLohPiano
      @FLohPiano 4 роки тому +34

      @@purpleisacolor7354 the good news - she gets drunk regardless of romance

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 Рік тому

      @@FLohPiano it thanks to this miracle sci fi invention called an emergency induction port.

  • @SteveC935
    @SteveC935 9 років тому +168

    Tali: "Shuuuuuuuuu.... shuuuuuuuuuu"
    Shepard: "Whatever you say my little Quarian Booze hound."

  • @BakedPotato0630
    @BakedPotato0630 10 років тому +287

    Its funny to hear tali's impression of liara stuck in the bubble.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 роки тому +59

      Especially funny because she actually sounded like that.

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Рік тому +9

      It's dead-on, too.

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 7 місяців тому +1

      Makes me wonder how often the Mass Effect voice actors do impressions of each others lines.

  • @bcpr9812
    @bcpr9812 8 років тому +589

    "Jack said you'd think it was hot."
    God, I love Tali. I wish Ash Sroka would do other voice work, but she has no IMDB credits beyond ME3.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 2 роки тому +61

      That's because they credited her wrong. You're looking for Elizabeth Sroka. (sometimes credited as just "Liz" Sroka)

    • @someguy2347
      @someguy2347 2 роки тому +5

      She might have in the very near future... 😉
      Considering the efforts that are planned carefully

  • @Herbert2892
    @Herbert2892 9 років тому +274

    "i practically poisoned myself with chesse trying to change the subject" hhahahahaha Tali is the best

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 8 років тому +761

    Can't tell if that's just good acting, or the actress genuinely got drunk and they just recorded whatever she said.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 7 років тому +137

      Aiden Pearce Maybe a bit of both.
      But some actors do really get into character.... Then stay there even when they screw up. So she could've just gotten drunk and they recorded whatever she happened to say for several of the lines.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 7 місяців тому +1

      Best part is they didn't need to animate her face saving them time because of her mask which means she could say whatever she wanted and could be slipped in flawlessly.

  • @ArdanTheHalfDragon
    @ArdanTheHalfDragon 10 років тому +307

    This. This is why there are so many Talimancers.

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 4 роки тому +9

      Me being one of them, at least when I'm not romancing Kelly or *accidentally* romancing Ashley.

    • @bigmiki2620
      @bigmiki2620 4 роки тому +5

      @@TurnAGundam ha!
      Fuck Ashley

    • @TurnAGundam
      @TurnAGundam 4 роки тому +8

      @@bigmiki2620 Eh, in all fairness, she becomes a better person by the time of ME3, not to mention that she has an understandable reason for being who she is.

    • @AutumnOnFire
      @AutumnOnFire 3 роки тому +3

      @@TurnAGundam she nearly killed us for Udina!

    • @crazy13alex
      @crazy13alex 3 роки тому +1

      @@AutumnOnFire Who was the only one checking in on her in the hospital, gave her spectre status, etc. It's because of everything they've been through together that Ashley didn't shoot Shepard.

  • @afrikah8333
    @afrikah8333 9 років тому +431

    Tali, Garrus and Liara will always be my favourites. ...lets face it..non human crew members are the best

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 років тому +106

      +Afrikah83 I agree, but with one massive exception and that exception is Joker

    • @tcmugutc01
      @tcmugutc01 4 роки тому +1

      Humans bring too much drama

    • @Kanerudo
      @Kanerudo 4 роки тому +18

      @@purpleisacolor7354 I agree but Joker and his Atlas are too OP for the squad ;-)
      Especially if EDI uploads herself to that Atlas with her her powers

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, they are. Thoss three are thr only ones who stayed around Shepard the most.

    • @c00ki3IIIm0n5t3r
      @c00ki3IIIm0n5t3r 3 роки тому +12

      I know this is old but, come on, Zaeed is the man.

  • @cooljim1376
    @cooljim1376 10 років тому +718

    Funny how Bioware said her personality was supposed to be "motherly like" .....Uh she get's drunk and bangs Shepard more than anyone else you romance.....That's considered "motherly"?

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 років тому +57

      Hey, that was only because she was drunk. Being drunk temporarily warps your personality a bit.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 років тому +107

      Jass Jake
      One: she's an alien. Two she admits she wants a threesome between Shep and Garrus, that seems a lot like Tali...Let's also not forget she's a stalker, and that was before she started drinking.

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 років тому +53

      lparker7
      1. That doesn't really stop the fact she can get drunk.
      2. She was god damn drunk, you think she'll even remember her horniness?
      3. If she's actually a stalker and romanced, I have to say, unbelievably cute.

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 10 років тому +17

      Jass Jake
      She is, in ME2 she even says she has been "watching" Shepard ever since ME1, not sure how you find that even cuter it's kind of creepy because you have no idea what she's been watching.
      And if you want "horniness" she screwed Shep with a nerveous system dildo I'm positive she wasn't drunk for that, to top that back in ME2 there is a Quarian and a Turian flirting with each other she mentions this "nerve stim pro" it is later found on a list of downloads to Tali's suit in the shadow broker DLC, however this could just mean all Quarian's must download this system at adulthood so you could prove me wrong there.
      I really have no idea how Quarian's sexual physiology works so I have no information to say it is/isn't true.

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 років тому +2

      lparker7 So in short...? What are you trying to say...?

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 2 роки тому +95

    Traynor and EDI: *Awkwardly working out sexual attraction*
    Tali: "BuT gUyS, tHe ChEeSe!"

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 7 місяців тому +1

      It was a moment that was cringe and I could have done without and Tali agrees.
      I miss Kelly.

  • @anongladstone
    @anongladstone 8 років тому +518

    did.... did they make a 69 joke?

    • @arry7246
      @arry7246 8 років тому +124

      Yes.

    • @SignorAde
      @SignorAde 8 років тому +169

      nevermind the shepard-garrus-tali threesome

    • @Whitebread0101
      @Whitebread0101 6 років тому +1

      Rockwell the Anonymous where...which part of the video

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 6 років тому +24

      I always imagine that when Tali suggests the threesome my Shepard is like "Ha ha, no. I don't share."

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 6 років тому

      @Solstice the Espeon When they were talking about the elements.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 7 років тому +442

    Fun Fact: Tali is a cutie.
    That is all.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 7 місяців тому +2

      Fun fact, she is the best romantic character.

  • @Fairybongmother
    @Fairybongmother 8 років тому +206

    It is an emergency induction port.

  • @yfset8
    @yfset8 8 років тому +323

    2:22 Tali's adorable drunkenness was worthy of a fan site.

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 4 роки тому +129

    Out of all the women, the most sweetest one is seeing Tali drunk, in love with Shepard, and waking up to her.
    Aww, I miss that beautiful alien.

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 8 років тому +455

    I want a ringtone of Tali saying "Awesome sauce."

  • @January_Silence
    @January_Silence 10 років тому +281

    I love Tali! Not only is she so cute and awesome in general, but just is an adorable drunk :D!

    • @oscarface1998
      @oscarface1998 10 років тому +7

      yes she is XD

    • @Skarfar90
      @Skarfar90 10 років тому +12

      If anyone of my friends were that awesome while drunk, I've would DEFINITIVELY go to more parties ;)
      I love Tali.. THE most awesome game character since Gordon Freeman :D

    • @milestailsprower5144
      @milestailsprower5144 10 років тому

      Does she drink wodka? :)

    • @Skarfar90
      @Skarfar90 10 років тому +7

      I think it is turian brandy "triple filtered"

    • @jimbo80982
      @jimbo80982 9 років тому +3

      G6 Liara induced through an emergency induction port

  • @raf7550
    @raf7550 9 років тому +106

    Shepard/Tali/Garrus threesome? Why was this not an option?! Bioware, I am disappoint...

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 8 років тому +27

      +raf7550 I remember at one point someone said, and I quote, "Rule 34 is in play! Fanfiction writers, to your stations!" I nearly fell over from drunk Tali. That comment made me slam into the floor with laughter.

  • @joshualuke7003
    @joshualuke7003 9 років тому +96

    I fucking lost it at how pissed off she sounds when she says "It just smells like sweat. Why would you EVEN ask that."

    • @RyuRyoushi
      @RyuRyoushi 9 років тому +2

      Joshua Luke I still don't know what was she talking about when she said that

    • @joshualuke7003
      @joshualuke7003 9 років тому +57

      There's a rather infamous thread on the old bioware forums about what Quarian sweat would smell like where someone went into a detailed scientific analysis to figure it out.

    • @karterwood6613
      @karterwood6613 9 років тому +17

      ***** sounds like something the internet would do

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb 8 років тому +6

      +time2japan
      Yeah, I'm a bit late for the party, but that's the thread: forum.bioware.com/topic/228736-talis-sweat/
      Have fun.

    • @nickname2282
      @nickname2282 7 років тому

      Артем Пятигоров форум оффлайн..

  • @UacnDinoo
    @UacnDinoo 9 років тому +181

    3:20 lol. She made it perfectly.

    • @EteamProductions
      @EteamProductions 9 років тому +44

      Yunus Emre GÜL It was the best part, "Im in a bubble!" I just lost it lolz

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 10 років тому +155

    I love her impressions of the Normandy's noises lol.

  • @2009samiy
    @2009samiy 8 років тому +104

    because i'm HARDCORE like Eezo Baby
    Tali - 2175

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook 8 років тому +293

    Her hiccups are so cute.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +2

      Still better after all this time.

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 7 років тому +76

    "Emergency induction port."
    "That's a straw, Tali."
    "EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT!"

  • @23gameoverlord
    @23gameoverlord 9 років тому +131

    hearing Tali when she is drunk......best thing to listen to ever

  • @lordevel3
    @lordevel3 10 років тому +104

    I love it when she imitate Liara

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan 7 років тому +86

    "Garru? but you're with shepard. Oh, The three of us? Well, hmmm..."
    oh my god, so hot. thank you

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 10 років тому +57

    Tali: Down in the lower ward, near the bottom.
    Shepard: YES! Much more worth exploring than scanning planets!

  • @Kettun
    @Kettun 9 років тому +103

    "Go for the optics, Chatica" xD

    • @therotrox7330
      @therotrox7330 6 років тому +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that Refference

    • @TyrannosaurusCHEX
      @TyrannosaurusCHEX 4 роки тому +1

      Good spot, I think there are other baldurs gate Easter eggs but that was one of my favourites

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 4 роки тому +2

      @@TyrannosaurusCHEX It's the name of her drone lol

    • @TyrannosaurusCHEX
      @TyrannosaurusCHEX 4 роки тому +4

      @@mazrimtaim3107 in baldurs gate (a bioware game from years ago) the was a crazy ranger who had a pet hamster named boo ( it was a miniature giant space hamster according to the inventory ) and would often shout " go for the eyes boo" during combat, which is why the joke of having Tali say it

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 4 роки тому +1

      @@TyrannosaurusCHEX Oh shit I actually remember that, that's dope lol

  • @ThermalsniperN7
    @ThermalsniperN7 10 років тому +47

    ... Do I really need to say anything? I think so.
    Garrus: Its Thulium, in case anyone cared! Turians have trace amounts in our skin. Protects us from solar radiation.
    Tali: Nerrrrrrrrrd!
    Me: Weren't you reciting the periodic table of elements just now?
    *Several minutes later*
    Tali: Awesome sauce.
    Me: ...

  • @incap6038
    @incap6038 9 років тому +121

    "It just smells like sweat. Why would you even ask that?"
    Ooooooh shit. That's a subtle reference.

    • @TheNucaKola
      @TheNucaKola 9 років тому +15

      I know! I didn't think Bioware would reference something that happened on the forums.

    • @ChaosWolf1982
      @ChaosWolf1982 9 років тому +57

      NucaCola What amazes me is that someone on the forums, back in 2011, used biochemistry to justify the claim that female quarian sweat, to human biology, would act like a addictive performance-enhancing drug (the equivalent of hippie-era toad-licking?)... and then someone later in that thread did the same thing to imply that quarian breastmilk was an endorphin-boosting painkiller... and then on top of that weirdness a Twitter post from one of the devs effectively CANONIZED those two claims by agreeing with it and then added the remark that, to human noses, the aforementioned sweat smelled vaguely like spiced honey.

    • @TheNucaKola
      @TheNucaKola 9 років тому +36

      ChaosWolf1982 I remember that twitter post! I specifically remember the dev saying that it was cinnamon and honey.
      I'm pretty sure he was messing around, but he really didn't help the situation by saying it was officially cannon.
      I REALLY wish I could find that forum topic again. I don't even know if it exists anymore.

    • @arkangelgaming7604
      @arkangelgaming7604 9 років тому +15

      ChaosWolf1982 da fuq people. Da fuq

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 9 років тому +4

      NucaCola Supposedly one of the Devs always says cinnamon and honey when someone ask how something tastes and/or smells.

  • @UhYeahNoThanks
    @UhYeahNoThanks 7 років тому +81

    Liara: "and now here you are drinking her alcohol through a straw, I call that progress"
    Tali: "emergency induction port"

  • @Shearper2
    @Shearper2 3 роки тому +25

    tali sober: adorable
    tali drunk: also adorable
    tali = best girl

  • @agama5538
    @agama5538 3 роки тому +17

    Tali: The nice drunk.
    Grunt: The wise drunk.
    Garrus: The idea drunk.
    Liara: The angry drunk.

  • @BlueAx
    @BlueAx 9 років тому +106

    Somebody needs to make a drunk Tali dubstep remix.

  • @philbattiste9649
    @philbattiste9649 Рік тому +10

    Underneath all those filters and that bulky body suit, Tali is the most precious cinnamon roll.

  • @---TylerDurden---
    @---TylerDurden--- 10 років тому +28

    9:27 EPIC FAN SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BlazerBoy1337
    @BlazerBoy1337 9 років тому +35

    "I. Am going. To die!" That's how I feel after every night of heavy drinking!

  • @commandershepard744
    @commandershepard744 10 років тому +77

    Re: Matthew Ostien
    "How the heck does Tali drink through that helmet of hers? O_O"
    Through an emergency induction port and with a bit of help from me.

    • @cerealbird6384
      @cerealbird6384 10 років тому +6

      o hey there Shepard.

    • @c0cksmak
      @c0cksmak 6 років тому +6

      Threw an emergency induction port. Emmmmmerrggency hiccup induction port. Also known as a straw

  • @Rangernewb5550
    @Rangernewb5550 10 років тому +78

    dat dancing tho

  • @Vinsomer
    @Vinsomer 9 років тому +38

    Neeeeeeeerd! :3

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 3 роки тому +25

    Statistically speaking, 147% of everything Tali does is adorable.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 7 місяців тому

      Wouldn't it be more like 199.999%?

  • @LeComitissa
    @LeComitissa 10 років тому +37

    I'd go for the three way with Tali.

  • @BzykN7
    @BzykN7 10 років тому +39

    "-Or not."
    Hahaha, Javik is the best! :D

  • @RyuRyoushi
    @RyuRyoushi 9 років тому +210

    I really think Tali and Garrus should have a romance, they're like the perfect match.

    • @IsoDidact
      @IsoDidact 9 років тому +153

      ***** They do, if you don't romance any of them.

    • @RyuRyoushi
      @RyuRyoushi 9 років тому +23

      Are you kidding me?? You just blew my mind.

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  9 років тому +31

      ***** Yes they do :) Here: ua-cam.com/video/C2o_XUEfGeo/v-deo.html

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 9 років тому +98

      ***** I prefer Male Shep and Tali, Garrus and Tali seem more of a brother and sister dynamic to me. Besides, supposedly Dr. Michel might have a crush on Garrus, and I'm kinda wondering where things could go with that female Turian on the Citadel.

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 9 років тому +12

      ***** I'm well aware, I just completely and utterly disagree with it.

  • @Nuxunumo
    @Nuxunumo 8 років тому +47

    SHuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

  • @WindWalker666
    @WindWalker666 11 років тому +19

    "Garrus? But you're with Shepard! Oh, the three of us? Well, hmm..." ^_^
    This needs to be written as a fanfic.

  • @Helvetica989
    @Helvetica989 8 років тому +29

    Tali is my favourite characters only second to Garrus.

    • @Kanerudo
      @Kanerudo 4 роки тому +2

      But the it gets difficult.
      Kasumi is also cute and funny.
      Jack is awesome and, although I always went for Tali, has an amazing romance.
      Liara is a good friend and would always support you.
      Samara has something I love about. Maybe her her loyalty or sonethibg like this.
      Wrex and Grunk because why not^^ Why getting an army if you can have a krogan?
      Mordin also is fun. Especially his songs.
      I also like EDI and her way to becoming sentient. Always help her to date Joker
      The others, well the humans, are boring. Ash and Miranda are arrogant (and at least Miranda changed for the better), Jackob is nice but that's all, Zaeed had his moments but messed up a mission in ME2, Kaidan...well he always died in ME1 (I think I saved him one time), James is ok.
      Can't say much to Javik. He can act very nice or cool but often acts as a jerk. I understand why (he is the last of his race and was born into a borning galaxy with no moral/honor left). But I love his granades :D

  • @nexisgaming9744
    @nexisgaming9744 9 років тому +27

    Tail is my no.1 favourite character out of the entire game series

    • @purpleisacolor7354
      @purpleisacolor7354 9 років тому +1

      +NexisGaming Wrex is the only competition in my opinion

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 8 років тому +1

      +purple is a color Hey, Grunt comes close too.

    • @douglasabp
      @douglasabp 3 роки тому +1

      she looses to garrus, garrus is the master waifu.... but she is cute, the most cute of all

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 2 роки тому +6

    Drunk Tali is one of the reasons why you NEVER choose Geth over Quarians if the peace isn't an option, despite how likeable Legion is. He will die either way, but Tali will live, will join the Normandy's crew, and will get drunk at the party.

  • @connorcaldwell588
    @connorcaldwell588 8 років тому +27

    Tali is the reason why I wish I was literally in the game. So adorable!

    • @jeffcase7102
      @jeffcase7102 3 роки тому +4

      I'd totally pursue her in RL. No joke.

    • @aguspuig6615
      @aguspuig6615 2 роки тому

      in an inspirational sort of way, i wish i find a girl like that someday

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 3 роки тому +13

    Every time I play the series I want to try romancing somebody else, but I just keep going for Tali.

    • @jeffcase7102
      @jeffcase7102 3 роки тому

      I am the same way. I cannot emotionally detach from Tali and probably never will. She was literally designed for my Shepard.

    • @prime_1577
      @prime_1577 Рік тому

      @@jeffcase7102same

  • @jamesrogers2757
    @jamesrogers2757 10 років тому +36

    tali is adorable!

  • @M3ta1Head1
    @M3ta1Head1 11 років тому +14

    Best line ever is still:
    Shepard: "That's a straw Tali"
    Tali: "emuuuuuuuurgency inDUCTion port"

  • @AwashimaSeriLieutenant
    @AwashimaSeriLieutenant 8 років тому +18

    8:11 is a reference to what Liara tells Shepard about the asari word Azure, in the shadow broker dlc

    • @necfreon6259
      @necfreon6259 Рік тому

      Azure that’s Latin for blue I frankly don’t like the implications of that comment

  • @jamiemiller1482
    @jamiemiller1482 2 роки тому +5

    10:00 pretty sure that was me my little Quarian queen

  • @jman1293
    @jman1293 Рік тому +2

    Edi and Traynor: you want to do what to my voice?!?!
    Tali: mmmm, Cheez