Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Garrus Romance (All scenes)

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  • @commander-krios5764
    @commander-krios5764 10 років тому +2425

    I love how Zaeed and Garrus spend the entire party plotting ways to keep Shepard safe. It's adorable in a crazy way.

    • @impofan6915
      @impofan6915 5 років тому +174

      and i love how much fun they have while doing it

    • @Corbeaux08
      @Corbeaux08 5 років тому +119

      I dunno, but given the craziness of some of the schemes they come up with, I think “safe” might be a relative term here LOL. But then again, I suppose years of living as a mercenary and a vigilante respectively might screw with your priorities ;)

    • @Gooberwares
      @Gooberwares 4 роки тому +51

      Kristin Bond oh I wonder what precautions he’d do if they adopted a baby turian or otherwise

    • @ChloeStarz_
      @ChloeStarz_ 4 роки тому +29

      Anonymous Invader Whoever is stupid enough to break into their home will have a not so nice surprise waiting for them. XD

    • @Gooberwares
      @Gooberwares 4 роки тому +30

      Lynlee 831 good gosh garrus baby proofing

  • @NoFinalAnswer
    @NoFinalAnswer 11 років тому +2000

    I love how Garrus acts like he's some sex god, but when it finally gets to it he's a nervous wreck.

    • @smexyskelator3209
      @smexyskelator3209 4 роки тому +68

      Daddy thinks this is painfully true

    • @The_Great_Spirit_Robot
      @The_Great_Spirit_Robot 4 роки тому +186

      He comes off as being a “No plan survives contact with the enemy” when it comes to what happens once’s they’re in the sheets. Smoothest talker, but not quite the smoothest of walkers in that department

    • @Eisaku2
      @Eisaku2 3 роки тому +43

      @@The_Great_Spirit_Robot I'm pretty sure he's fine there too, smashing the most famous/infamous badass in space is a tall order.

    • @eliasnilsson6604
      @eliasnilsson6604 3 роки тому +48

      He's at least done it before. He mentions a...."Tie breaker", when he and a female turian failed to determine a winner in a series of sparring matches in his serving days. "I had reach, she had flexibility."

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 3 роки тому +43

      @@The_Great_Spirit_Robot tbf I don't think anyone would be smooth when it's their first time in different species "fun time".

  • @tannerhudson3382
    @tannerhudson3382 8 років тому +2379

    The thing I love about Garrus is that he tries so damn hard. The man learned a human dance, just to make their date special. And he learned it so well, that he managed to make Shep dance well! If that's not love, I don't know what is.

    • @thestarcaller7323
      @thestarcaller7323 8 років тому +156

      Khalshaza456 Dresden I know right?!?!!! The dance gets me everytime! I am in love with a completely fictional character, but I still regret nothing! lmao

    • @theultimatedragoon2231
      @theultimatedragoon2231 7 років тому +13

      Now is when.. we want to live in ME space. I just only want to be with Kasumi

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 7 років тому +24

      The Ultimate Dragoon
      I'd love to be with either
      -Kasumi
      -Tali
      -Liara
      Be bros with
      -Garrus
      -Grunt
      -Wrex
      -Zaeed
      If they're together in the same room, even better!😂

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 7 років тому +6

      Commander of the Grey marry me buddy.

    • @HammyWolf90
      @HammyWolf90 6 років тому +7

      Khalshaza456 Dresden Exactly. I'm gonna have to ask Garrus for some dance lessons.

  • @elll93
    @elll93 8 років тому +3661

    Garrus did the impossible: he actually got Shepard to dance properly!

    • @kevintravers3988
      @kevintravers3988 8 років тому +400

      That means he is the best love interest.

    • @FoieGras4u
      @FoieGras4u 8 років тому +10

      elll93
      Ohhhhh you mean that wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle he/she does xD

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 7 років тому +51

      They should form a trio relationship. You know. As long as Tali's immune system can keep up. And Sheppard doesn't swallow too much tissue. Ive a feeling it would be totally worth though XD

    • @maximdebusschere5334
      @maximdebusschere5334 7 років тому +1

      elll93 THAT I JUST NOTICED !!!!

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 6 років тому +1

      Guys I hate to say this, but Im for Javik

  • @daddymcdoob7862
    @daddymcdoob7862 8 років тому +1898

    Hearing Shepard and Garrus calling each other sweetie and honey is so god damn adorable XD

  • @thedutchwolf97
    @thedutchwolf97 10 років тому +1962

    Lol, Garrus' impression of Liara saying 'by the goddess' is priceless XD

    • @quent6679
      @quent6679 6 років тому +32

      Tom Jon i love it soooooooooooo much i cant breathe

    • @lavellans
      @lavellans 5 років тому +17

      HAHAHA XD

    • @mayrabranham9764
      @mayrabranham9764 4 роки тому +19

      I laughed so hard when he said it 😂😂😂😂

    • @scottm8292
      @scottm8292 2 роки тому +8

      18:31

    • @kayleighbrown965
      @kayleighbrown965 Місяць тому

      Brandon knew what he was doing with that line lol

  • @IceboundStar
    @IceboundStar 11 років тому +2249

    Shepard: Is that supposed to melt a girls heart?
    Garrus: No, but this voice is.
    Melted my heart from day one. *Sigh*

    • @LiathsVibes
      @LiathsVibes 6 років тому +64

      His and Thane's

    • @Gooberwares
      @Gooberwares 4 роки тому +16

      IceboundStar girl who you telling that voice got me through puberty

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому +11

      Anothe good turian voice is kendros from mea

    • @ffflustered9qr
      @ffflustered9qr 4 роки тому +32

      Brandon Keener knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he recorded that line

    • @julietsmith5925
      @julietsmith5925 3 роки тому +1

      Same.

  • @xavierfulton1203
    @xavierfulton1203 11 років тому +1331

    This is how a romance should be, loved the relationship between them. Also Garrus is the only love interest that actually mentions and says he's your Boyfriend. You actually feel like your seeing someone

    • @ventus12312
      @ventus12312 11 років тому +131

      tali says at one point that shepard is her boyfriend after horizen wen shes drunk

    • @xavierfulton1203
      @xavierfulton1203 11 років тому +86

      Yea but she was drunk and your like Whaaa. Other BioWare games like KOTOR and Dragon Age you can still have dialogue with your romanced party member. Mass Effect kinda failed at that. But did amazing with Shep/Garrus even the Shep/Garrus Bromance

    • @DaOS159
      @DaOS159 11 років тому +51

      Xavier Fulton Tali for me it's the best Mshep romance!
      And yep, they did a amazing job with the FShep/Garrus romance, for me the only LI choice for FShep, it's so natural and beginning with a friendship then love, can say the same with Tali, but she already have a crush in Mshep since the beginning... Then for me it's Fshep/Garrus and Mshep/Tali
      Best LI in Mass Effect IMO

    • @xavierfulton1203
      @xavierfulton1203 11 років тому +32

      Daan OS...true!! Didn't realize that but Tali did indeed have a crush on Shepard before the romance pursuit in ME2. I hated how they basically pushed Liara on male shepard wanting to make it canon but it just didnt feel right, besides Liara was so damsel in distress like and it was annoying.

    • @DaOS159
      @DaOS159 11 років тому +34

      Xavier Fulton Yep, it's like Liara always gonna overwrite the plot if your shep don't have a LI, It's Liara that going to help you if you don't have a LI in Citadel,, and Liara that going to shep quarter after the tuchanka mission (that disappoint me, because garrus says that time that he's going there, but in the end it's Liara ¬¬') and in the ending without Extended Cut, it's Liara again that appear to you in the flashback...
      Like you said, i just didn't feel right...
      LOL damsel in distress, but that true
      PS: But i like Liara as a friend! I just don't like her in romance, but friend for sure (:

  • @QueenofSilence101
    @QueenofSilence101 4 роки тому +487

    "Indulge your crazy boyfriend, I need to know you're safe."
    Oh, Garrus.
    He and Tali are definitely the most attached to Shepard when romanced, compared to other characters.

    • @madurcrazy2990
      @madurcrazy2990 3 роки тому +51

      There is just something special/extra about Tali and Garrus. I love them.

    • @aurorialgaming1935
      @aurorialgaming1935 3 роки тому +5

      @@madurcrazy2990 I couldnt have said it better so I'll just leave this for you.

    • @Niskara
      @Niskara 3 роки тому +38

      Liara is pretty damn attached. I mean, she did save Shepard's corpse

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 2 роки тому +19

      @@Niskara Also she didnt care about if Shepard has romance or not. Still wanted to meld their minds in finale.

    • @hi-sm6dx
      @hi-sm6dx Рік тому +1

      kaidan is super dedicated tbh. he's even says you're the only one for him QQ

  • @yugiohvampire
    @yugiohvampire 9 років тому +1214

    Garrus: "SPARE NO EXPENSE FOR MY HONEY."

  • @BrutalKnight55
    @BrutalKnight55 10 років тому +2123

    My favorite Male-Shep romance is Tali. As for Fem-Shep, there's no Shepard without Vakarian.

    • @BrutalKnight55
      @BrutalKnight55 9 років тому +188

      Garrus is, well, Garrus. How can you not love him? And Tali is just so adorable! XD

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 9 років тому +3

      +Jalen Berry ashley

    • @BrutalKnight55
      @BrutalKnight55 9 років тому +24

      Agent Washington​ Whatever you say. We all have our favorites lol

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 9 років тому +2

      and mine is ashley for maleshep. garrus for femshep

    • @BrutalKnight55
      @BrutalKnight55 9 років тому +22

      Agent Washington Garrus is irresistible lol

  • @Shermy203
    @Shermy203 5 років тому +166

    "Shepard, sweetie, love of my life...let me blow up people for you" Garrus is the boyfriend every man should want to be

  • @ffflustered9qr
    @ffflustered9qr 10 років тому +764

    Hearing the phrase "no, but this voice is" turned me on more than it should for being from a video game. Dammit, Garrus.

    • @aswertyuiol
      @aswertyuiol 9 років тому +60

      Kelsey Robinson it's okay, we all suffer from love of garrus

    • @GamingSuccub
      @GamingSuccub 9 років тому +51

      Kelsey Robinson Hey, Garrus has turned me on more times than I can count too. He is every womans dream boyfriend.

    • @iownamemepage5511
      @iownamemepage5511 9 років тому +34

      MiyuChan maybe guys to *cough cough* me *cough cough*

    • @sierragarabed1227
      @sierragarabed1227 9 років тому +3

      Kelsey Robinson Why can't he be real so I can have a interspecies relationship with him and go on awesome intergalactic missions!

    • @sierragarabed1227
      @sierragarabed1227 9 років тому +6

      ***** I would too, if Maleshep didn't creep me out so much... The only emotions he expresses are anger and boredom. "I was joking." Bullshit you were, you sounded very serious when you said that. But otherwise, totally.

  • @CelestialCaesar
    @CelestialCaesar 8 років тому +1563

    Ah yes, Shepard. Legendary hero of the galaxy, conqueror of the Collectors, Savior of countless worlds, famed hero of the Alliance Navy... is terrified of dancing.

    • @choy9166
      @choy9166 8 років тому +207

      Now all the Reapers have to do is challenge Shepard to a dance-off and BOOM the Galaxy is theirs.

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 8 років тому +166

      Shepard: I'm about to activate the crucible
      *a DDR (dance dance revolution) machine pops out as a form of security*
      Shepard: you've got to be f*cking kidding me

    • @anthonyfanchin1144
      @anthonyfanchin1144 8 років тому +47

      Chloe Chen The Reapers challenge Shepard to a dance-off, the galaxy will fall.

    • @anone.mousse674
      @anone.mousse674 8 років тому +13

      Alex FDSR She has her priorities in order.

    • @ivoryrosett1980
      @ivoryrosett1980 5 років тому +8

      Alex FRD everyone has their strengths and weaknesses,that’s what makes us who we are

  • @Mina_Katana
    @Mina_Katana 9 років тому +717

    17:03 "Shepard is it just the alcohol, or do you have vids running in your head of us mostly naked, completely alone, and shamelessly rolling over a couch ?" I died.

  • @jakomioftherose2434
    @jakomioftherose2434 11 років тому +1450

    What Garrus and Zaeed needs to do is starting a home-security corporation.

    • @renadex4905
      @renadex4905 7 років тому +105

      Jakomi of the Rose arma-fucking-geddon corporation

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 7 років тому +66

      They'd also need to start a cleaning service to deal with all the blood and body parts left behind by their 'security measures'

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 років тому +79

      “Massani-vakarian home defense,intergalactic.If you die then the instillation is free”

    • @audradixon8286
      @audradixon8286 7 років тому +55

      The Gareed Home Security Company. Defending your home from the unjust galaxy with extreme calibrations.

    • @fireteamdelta9108
      @fireteamdelta9108 6 років тому +11

      James.T .Adams that a good one

  • @grimreaper3882
    @grimreaper3882 8 років тому +593

    "I hung out a lot of places last night. Your upper body, your lower body.. pretty much all the parts in between". "And you don't lack for places to get lost"
    God damn it Garrus. You are good. Really good. I want to know his secret...

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 6 років тому +119

      _C a l i b r a t i o n s_

    • @N7TA141
      @N7TA141 6 років тому +8

      Puppeteer Master 😂😂😂😂

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 роки тому +7

      He's a better hero than Batman

    • @TheRogueMan27
      @TheRogueMan27 Рік тому +2

      His voice is his damn secret😢😮

  • @selenagallegos4297
    @selenagallegos4297 11 років тому +708

    Garrus sounds so protective while Zaeed is just like "get a room" lol

    • @sjsharp2007
      @sjsharp2007 11 років тому +63

      yeah I've just completed with Garrus as my LI I find it quite a nice sweet relationship funny in places as well especially the scenes in ME2 when you propose hooking up with him in the first place

    • @Corbeaux08
      @Corbeaux08 5 років тому +50

      I love how Zaeed tries to act disgusted, but it’s so obvious he’s shipping the two as hard as anyone else at that point.

    • @Gooberwares
      @Gooberwares 4 роки тому +8

      Selena Gallegos imagine if shep and garrus adopt a kid all the dad vakarian home defense

    • @FusRoDont
      @FusRoDont Рік тому

      Imagine Garrus baby-proofing a house

    • @bluesrike
      @bluesrike Рік тому +2

      If Zaeed was honest with himself, he'd probably say the two of them are "goddam adorable".

  • @АнастасияЕздакова-ж3л
    @АнастасияЕздакова-ж3л 10 років тому +505

    -At least we threw one hell of a party. Probably the last one.
    -That doesn't sound like my girl. You'll find a way to win. And when this is over, i'll be waiting for you.
    I'm crying :'с

  • @Ramarielana
    @Ramarielana 9 років тому +487

    The way they are rigging the apartment, they are more likely to kill Shepard than any clone.

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 9 років тому +33

      Well they are drunk XD and they keep forgetting any trap designed to hurt a clone but not shepard wouldn't work because the clone essentially IS Shepard XD

    • @Striker345ify
      @Striker345ify 9 років тому +6

      +HinataElyonToph Unless you count the fingerprints. Fingerprints are different even to identical twins

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 9 років тому +2

      Striker345ify true. I forgot about that.

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 9 років тому +8

      +HinataElyonToph Actually, even keying the dffenses to Shepard's DNA maybe effective. Each cell undergoes small mutations over time, so clones DNA is not 100% identical to Shepard's. Off course, it would require scanners capable of compering a whole 2m DNA helis.

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 9 років тому +5

      Slaaneshi Rubric Marine oh, I didn't know that. But then again, they are drunk XD

  • @sophiastrangford5570
    @sophiastrangford5570 11 років тому +324

    So cute when he calls Shepard love of his life...

  • @Kyra-qn3nh
    @Kyra-qn3nh 8 років тому +1463

    I don't like calling Garrus my boyfriend. He's not a boy, he's a manly as hell dinosaur batman.

    • @renegadecosplayer3239
      @renegadecosplayer3239 8 років тому +54

      You can always say life partner. :P

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 8 років тому +119

      he is archangel

    • @KampucheanDemon
      @KampucheanDemon 8 років тому +23

      Kyra Moloney he reminds me of an Elite because of his mouth

    • @johnerrol3813
      @johnerrol3813 8 років тому +8

      Kyra Moloney more like Dinosaur dead shot! XD

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 7 років тому +4

      He is a boy to Sheppard x3

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 10 років тому +679

    Garrus just did something no one else in the galaxy can do, get Shepard to dance well.

  • @mrfantastic407
    @mrfantastic407 10 років тому +420

    "I don't suppose you need anything around here...calibrated" should be one of Garrus's pick-up lines, not one of his sorry-about-last-night excuses.

    • @stevenlittrel2648
      @stevenlittrel2648 3 роки тому +10

      XD “hey baby? Do you need anything... calibrated?”

  • @sacredsymbol821
    @sacredsymbol821 11 років тому +485

    You know what? Garrus was running out of banter, so to shut Shepard up, what did he do? Take Commander Shepard to do her only fear: Dancing. Well played, Mr. Vakarian. Well Played.

  • @mr5kicksass
    @mr5kicksass 6 років тому +311

    “Archangel is your boyfriend.” Four words everyone wishes they can hear 😍

  • @gabrielleacosta3303
    @gabrielleacosta3303 11 років тому +225

    Garrus: "By the goddess"
    That line gets me everytime.

  • @JannaGalaxy
    @JannaGalaxy 11 років тому +368

    I always find it amusing that Garrus mentions his "voice" like he KNEW women found it HOT. It is like the people who made this have been looking on the net. Wouldn't surprise me :)

    • @BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll
      @BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll 11 років тому +37

      Just women... every man in the galaxy wants that voice for his own.

    • @JannaGalaxy
      @JannaGalaxy 11 років тому +5

      I wish my hubby had a voice like that! ;)

    • @elliesart_
      @elliesart_ 4 роки тому +38

      FOR SURE they have. all those fan jokes about 'calibrations' and 'i should go' added in? this is fanservice in all its glory

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 4 роки тому +17

      @@BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll can attest that despite being hetero man, I both want this voice as mine and to have someone woo me with it.

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 2 роки тому +1

      I have the headcanon that Shepard has straight-up told him she finds his voice hot. He learned to use it to his advantage from there 😏

  • @jackie6057
    @jackie6057 10 років тому +637

    By far this is the best romance in the Mass Effect series...my opinion.

    • @ScotishChristian
      @ScotishChristian 10 років тому +50

      Really for me it is second best but that's because I love Tali.

    • @HammyWolf90
      @HammyWolf90 6 років тому +3

      Jackie I ship this romance!

    • @TheHalloweenSpirit
      @TheHalloweenSpirit 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, that is totally true, the best romance in the series

  • @karasutenka
    @karasutenka 10 років тому +606

    Anyone else notice that when they all start dancing at the party, Garrus and Shepard have the exact same dance animation?

    • @kaitlen823
      @kaitlen823 9 років тому +205

      I know and he's sitting there picking on her for the way she dances lol

    • @Corbeaux08
      @Corbeaux08 5 років тому +56

      Shepard being a bad dancer is at this point a fundamental universal truth that transcends mere dance style.

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 роки тому +17

      But he does it with style

    • @ParadoxicWasHere
      @ParadoxicWasHere 3 роки тому

      Wrex has it too :P

  • @jasonmiller2379
    @jasonmiller2379 8 років тому +275

    Garrus and Zaeed Home Defense. Remember, if something goes wrong...blame Zaeed...and run like hell.

    • @arksigma7709
      @arksigma7709 5 років тому +4

      XD

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 роки тому +4

      That is official policy, it is in the contracts and everything.

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 3 роки тому +3

      I want to see this as an ad.

  • @JadeRaven0588
    @JadeRaven0588 10 років тому +511

    Garrus is the only one to use terms of endearment with Shepard or to actually refer to himself as Shepard's partner (calling himself her boyfriend). Wonder why Bioware didn't do the same with the other LIs.

    • @sawedoffshotgunz
      @sawedoffshotgunz 6 років тому +114

      Tali calls Shepard her boyfriend.

    • @Eiamii
      @Eiamii 4 роки тому +74

      Thane calling Shepard "Siha" is a term of endearment too

    • @wasbear
      @wasbear 4 роки тому +26

      Liara's dad refers to Shepard as Liara's boyfriend/girlfriend.

    • @ZA-7
      @ZA-7 4 роки тому +6

      Ashley calls you "skipper" after she builds feelings for shepard, and after, they were in a relationship going serious. Ashley loves him and shepard loves her too. She doesn't need to call herself her girlfriend, they both have a serious relationship.

  • @colonelneo805
    @colonelneo805 9 років тому +462

    Has anyone else of you guys imagined that it was Vega who taught Garrus to tango? I mean, Vega and Garrus dancing and Vega was the 'woman'. That'd be a sight for sore eyes.

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 9 років тому +70

      I think it's a widely accepted headcanon at this point :)

    • @colonelneo805
      @colonelneo805 9 років тому +11

      It is? Well, damn. Awesomesauce : D

    • @HunterKiller762
      @HunterKiller762 9 років тому +75

      You guys will thank me for showing you this. padzi.deviantart.com/art/ME3-Tango-Lessons-on-the-Side-439366810

    • @MauroEnfermoDeLepra
      @MauroEnfermoDeLepra 8 років тому +40

      +Inira Stultus
      Admiral Hackett was born in Buenos Aires, maybe he gave Garrus an online course

    • @alexandrojavierpinto2501
      @alexandrojavierpinto2501 5 років тому +5

      Hackett was from Argentina? Damn, I didn't remember that

  • @fotobow
    @fotobow 9 років тому +358

    I love Shepard and Garrus - they're bros, and they make a great romantic couple!
    Anyone else feel sad at the end of that DLC? It was so fun, and so bantery, and everyone just got to cut loose and be people instead of saviors...and then it was over, and you knew it was all going to get so much worse.

    • @thatcrazygio3250
      @thatcrazygio3250 7 років тому +12

      Fenmore Beaumont yeah the ending got to me more than it should have... the game had me crying for a while 😂😂😭

    • @Corbeaux08
      @Corbeaux08 5 років тому +19

      That’s why I’m going to install the Citadel Ending Mod... I get to experience all this as a fun reward and optimistic coda, rather than something that I know is doomed.

  • @SwimmerGotSoul
    @SwimmerGotSoul 9 років тому +1437

    I'm really excited for andromeda, but no character will top garrus. I don't care that he isn't real, he's the fucking love of my life.

    • @jenifer1638
      @jenifer1638 9 років тому +31

      +SwimmerGotSoul As for me, I'd flip the hell out if even turians don't exist in andromeda.

    • @adaikonen
      @adaikonen 8 років тому +17

      +The Illusive Quarian Yeah we know there is a Krogan and maybe Asari. Hell if there isn't a possibility for a turian (preferebly romancable) sidekick. (I could do with another cute/hot/cool new species chara that is romancable as a sidekick too)

    • @Raintalon89
      @Raintalon89 8 років тому +39

      +SwimmerGotSoul AMEN!!! I think he's the sexiest sounding/looking alien in ME and any recent sci-fi games. Drell/Thane come close, but Garrus will always be my babe. :D Hope to god there's a turian romance in the next one or I'll riot!

    • @GamingSuccub
      @GamingSuccub 8 років тому +23

      +SwimmerGotSoul Preach it. I never thought I would expect the day I say "Im in love with an alien."

    • @SwimmerGotSoul
      @SwimmerGotSoul 8 років тому +13

      MiyuChan An alien who looks like a dinosaur.

  • @uberpwnage50
    @uberpwnage50 10 років тому +142

    Garrus complains about Shep's dancing, yet dances exactly like her.

  • @myAlinet
    @myAlinet 4 роки тому +86

    Garrus all worried for her security in her apartment:
    "Fine is good for someone else, not the love of my life"
    Awwww he is so adorable.

  • @AnonJuggerbot
    @AnonJuggerbot 10 років тому +447

    I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite romance on the Citadel.

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 9 років тому +587

    Damn. I'm a straight guy, and Garrus seduced even me with that dancing.

    • @jawadisdead
      @jawadisdead 9 років тому +47

      +James Bennett have you seen gamerpoop? they changed that scene with maleshep, its hilarious

    • @lunakaitv3951
      @lunakaitv3951 6 років тому +6

      @@jawadisdead OMFG!! LMAOOOOO that was hilarious! I was watching it last night was cheesing all night!😂😂😂😂

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 років тому +1

      @@jawadisdead What just happened?

  • @TSKLaon
    @TSKLaon 9 років тому +217

    18:30 Garrus's impression of Liara's voice made me laugh my ass off way more than it should have "by the Goddess" xD then I magine she slammed him into the wall with biotics...then you remember that's the first thing she said after she wakes up from your sexy time in ME1 lol.

    • @sierragarabed1227
      @sierragarabed1227 9 років тому +13

      Andrei Neatu Oh my gosh, I'm glad I found someone else who thought so because I found it more hilarious than I should have.

    • @kayleighbrown965
      @kayleighbrown965 3 роки тому

      It did me too. And being part of a faith that has Goddesses in it myself, I tend to laugh to myself when "oh my Goddess" and "by the Goddess" slips out

  • @JadeHeartOfFire
    @JadeHeartOfFire 10 років тому +826

    I do have to wonder why everyone stopped and stared at them during the tango scene. So far, I've come up with three possible answers:
    1. It's a casino and people generally don't dance like that there.
    2. It's a human and a turian doing something that's clearly romantic. I imagine that combination isn't very common because of the First Contact War.
    3. The crowd recognizes who they are and are intrigued.
    Which one do you guys think it is?

    • @jesterlaureate
      @jesterlaureate 10 років тому +142

      Probably 2 and 3.

    • @jesterlaureate
      @jesterlaureate 10 років тому +163

      Probably 2 but not because of the First Contact War, but the fact that Turians and Humans are genetically incompatible.

    • @notpaulsen
      @notpaulsen 10 років тому +138

      Since when you see a turian that knows dances from Earth. And I am pretty sure not every race knows everything from each other.
      Well, maybe, considering Admiral Hackett is from Buenos Aires, dossier from him goes to Garrus, and Garrus become interested about...tango?

    • @JadeHeartOfFire
      @JadeHeartOfFire 10 років тому +132

      I like to think Vega taught him. XD

    • @notpaulsen
      @notpaulsen 10 років тому +4

      ***** I missed that one then. But I believe there a lot of popular dances on Earth known on that era, not sure why to pick tango.

  • @saturn1594
    @saturn1594 4 роки тому +149

    Shepard: is that supposed to melt a girl's heart?
    Garrus: no. but this voice is...
    Me: THEY KNEW! BIOWARE KNEW! THEY KNEW ALL ALONG

  • @cloudgirl150
    @cloudgirl150 8 років тому +485

    God, I'm going to miss him ;(

  • @damn_son9683
    @damn_son9683 9 років тому +185

    The worst part is, Garrus is doing the EXACT SAME dance as Shepard.

    • @damn_son9683
      @damn_son9683 9 років тому +98

      Also, Garrus' imitation of Liara is fucking hilarious

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 4 роки тому +9

      It's to give his girl some courage

  • @ivanauy8871
    @ivanauy8871 9 років тому +497

    3:03 Shepard: "bitch, this Turian is mine"

    • @sierragarabed1227
      @sierragarabed1227 9 років тому +51

      ivana uy That look said that and even flipping more.

    • @rachymn7883
      @rachymn7883 9 років тому +66

      +ivana uy
      finally someone says it i thought i read something wrong but shep was infact jealous lol and marking her territory which was a surprise coz boy is she confident remember me2 she went straight for the tie breaker.

    • @massivedamagegaming9004
      @massivedamagegaming9004 2 роки тому

      It's so catty, I love it.

  • @Tynuki_Kabuki
    @Tynuki_Kabuki 8 років тому +150

    Garrus:
    //whispers
    "Rig the refrigerator?"
    I died XD
    Bless him, and bless Shepherd for putting up with her man's crazy ideas. XDD

  • @ahn0x
    @ahn0x 10 років тому +489

    Vakarian & Massani, Home Defence Pte Ltd.
    Make it so.

    • @ahn0x
      @ahn0x 10 років тому +16

      That's the American spelling. I'm not American, so...

    • @ahn0x
      @ahn0x 10 років тому +4

      Andrew S No harm, no foul, Andrew. Don't sweat it.
      A quick Google search next time would help, though! lol

    • @jacobgordon9447
      @jacobgordon9447 9 років тому +21

      Andrew S my god people apologizing on the internets and being nice to each other heresy

  • @Lishaaaaaaa
    @Lishaaaaaaa 10 років тому +88

    Fuck, I melted when Garrus called Shepard his honey.

  • @erniesbiscuits8691
    @erniesbiscuits8691 10 років тому +204

    I'm more concerned by the fact that Garrus never takes off his armour!

    • @jenifer1638
      @jenifer1638 10 років тому +34

      He didn't get his pay check, that's why

    • @Rosebunse
      @Rosebunse 10 років тому +50

      He's wearing normal clothes in the dance scene. Just armor literally everywhere else.

    • @jenifer1638
      @jenifer1638 10 років тому +6

      Rosebunse There goes my joke...

    • @Rosebunse
      @Rosebunse 10 років тому +29

      Jenifer Leo And he's wearing normal clothing in the love scene in ME2. I think the animators got lazy and what goes for normal clothes to turians look like armor to everyone else.

    • @redbloodkill1448
      @redbloodkill1448 10 років тому +11

      It must be very dirty. ):

  • @nslater1388
    @nslater1388 9 років тому +159

    Shepard: Turians certainly don't lack for a sense of direction.
    Garrus: And you don't lack for places to get lost:
    Shepard: Thanks. But would it have killed you to lose the armor? I'm sore all over!

  • @The7thDraconian
    @The7thDraconian 11 років тому +116

    And this is why playing as FemShep is better than MaleShep.

    • @ScotishChristian
      @ScotishChristian 10 років тому +24

      I could have swore the reason why FemShep was better was because of voice actors.

    • @The7thDraconian
      @The7thDraconian 10 років тому +5

      ScottishChristian That's one reason, but this is a better one.

  • @Raptor-jo7ck
    @Raptor-jo7ck 7 років тому +51

    I like how it's implied that Shepard actually asked Garrus for a real first date

  • @MasterChick184
    @MasterChick184 11 років тому +160

    The only man that could calibrate Normandy Weapon systems and Commander Shepard into a better dancer ;P

  • @f_l_e_u_r_y8932
    @f_l_e_u_r_y8932 10 років тому +150

    luckily for you archangel is your boyfriend hahaha oh garrus your awesome

  • @limetcm12
    @limetcm12 8 років тому +73

    It's Garrus's awkwardness that makes him adorable.

  • @NehnBellanaris
    @NehnBellanaris 8 років тому +66

    I loved the part where Garrus tries to imitate Liara. "By the Goddess!"
    I almost choked on my food.

  • @undyne1
    @undyne1 3 роки тому +29

    I never imagined Garrus and Zaeed to be a very terrifying duo, those two are crazy geniuses when it comes to traps and explosives.

  • @GibbyCat
    @GibbyCat 11 років тому +179

    The house scenes makes me wonder how he's going to react when he's a daddy. Poor kid's going to have dating hell. (boy or girl)

    • @Animefan1803
      @Animefan1803 5 років тому +3

      Well considering the ending of ME3. It´s highly unlikely that Femshep ever starts a family.

    • @AzrothBoi
      @AzrothBoi 5 років тому +12

      She found a way to impregnate him.

    • @EllieBeanz637
      @EllieBeanz637 4 роки тому +25

      @@Animefan1803 hey now...she takes a breath...she survived damnit 😭😭😭🤣🤣

    • @xaleypoo4779
      @xaleypoo4779 4 роки тому +15

      "Honey, have you seen my sniper rifle?"

    • @colinmajors4819
      @colinmajors4819 4 роки тому

      Uh oh

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 4 роки тому +26

    Rest In Peace Robin Sachs, Zaeed Massani was a fantastic character, glad you got to finish his journey before you passed.

  • @Salocinist
    @Salocinist 8 років тому +43

    I love how Garrus' only two modes are either Batman or massive hopeless dork.

  • @LolaShepard
    @LolaShepard 10 років тому +104

    Garrus is sure the most awesome and best Love Interest in Mass Effect. He's loyal, loving, careing and funny :3 Garrus

    • @karlyr259
      @karlyr259 10 років тому +21

      I completely agree! I adore Garrus, and he's the only person I have my femshep romance throughout my multiple play-throughs. Aside from Thane, the other male romance options for femshep are boring and I feel like they try to push you towards picking Kaiden or Jacob.

    • @AsteaFrosty
      @AsteaFrosty 10 років тому +10

      He's so awkward at times, but in the end you shake your head, facepalm and love him anyway ;)
      "other male romance options for femshep are boring"
      Javik is awesome, although you don't really get an actual romance with him :(

    • @Queenofasgarduk
      @Queenofasgarduk 10 років тому +2

      Karly R I completely agree with everything you said right there!

  • @AkantiaVT
    @AkantiaVT 10 років тому +67

    "No. But this voice is"
    Bloody hell Garrus. He's trying to kill me

  • @TomoEriGoto
    @TomoEriGoto 10 років тому +110

    Damn it, I want to see the wedding now. Oh well, back to fanfics... for now.
    "Exploding... bouquets.."

  • @GrimReaper4322
    @GrimReaper4322 10 років тому +56

    When I watched the tango scene and I was like wow the universe that they have created and they way they can make you actually feel like you have been there all the way it makes me sad that we will never see Shepard again.

    • @Loremaster_29
      @Loremaster_29 7 років тому +2

      what are you talking about the MEHEM ending is cannon right that means shep is still alive.....
      RIGHT?

    • @10kazimkocan
      @10kazimkocan 6 років тому

      shootemup29er you do know that you can get a canon ending where Shepard is alive right

    • @Loremaster_29
      @Loremaster_29 6 років тому

      #CaptainRedBleach yeah i know i just prefer the MEHEM ending

  • @543resident4
    @543resident4 11 років тому +307

    That dance scene was my entire inspiration for doing a femshep playthrough.

    • @543resident4
      @543resident4 11 років тому +24

      Pretty much, yeah. Suffered mass effect 1 and the sheer amount of side quests just for Garrus in this game.

    • @Kwtsoss
      @Kwtsoss 10 років тому

      One question....garrus died in my mass effect 2 story, so i wont bumb into him in mass effect 3?

    • @Kwtsoss
      @Kwtsoss 10 років тому

      I dint have only ones loyalry

    • @graidstinHitlerRants
      @graidstinHitlerRants 10 років тому

      Betaman156 >implying ME1 wasn't the best

    • @Loispealz34
      @Loispealz34 7 років тому +9

      How did you manage to kill garrus man. Seriously that is reaaly impossible to do.

  • @reznov316
    @reznov316 10 років тому +48

    Be it with a sense of brotherhood with Mark Meer/Shepard or the charisma of a badass boyfriend with a Jennifer Hale/Shepard....Garrus Vakarian steals the GODDAMN show every single time.
    Best character of Mass Effect!

  • @LtBasil
    @LtBasil 9 років тому +24

    I love that smug look that Shepard gives that Turian lady in the corner. It's like "this is my turian go get your own". And James' first reaction shot during the tango! He's just like "what the… SHEPARD??"
    Ugh, I love Garrus so much… it's so hard to choose between him and Kaidan though. I guess that's why you replay the game over and over again…

  • @anckothehaflinger
    @anckothehaflinger 11 років тому +37

    'What is she doing with her arms?' The exact same thing as you Garrus lmao

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 11 років тому +139

    Garrus just made the impossible....making Shepard a good dancer.

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 років тому +1

      Only in Tango though.

    • @SMAXZO
      @SMAXZO 10 років тому +1

      But still...he made Shepard dance.

    • @jassjake5137
      @jassjake5137 10 років тому +6

      SMAXZO
      That's true. Still, her freestyle dancing needs work. ;)

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 3 роки тому

      @@jassjake5137 You tried doing tango though, its tricky

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 8 років тому +64

    I hope in Andromeda that the aliens have "casual" clothing when in the hub location. Because it just looks awkward with Garrus ready to go full force on FemShep's body.

    • @atotalfiasco4213
      @atotalfiasco4213 7 років тому +9

      Richard
      GOD THAT PHRASING MADE ME LAUGH-

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 6 років тому +1

      Well to be fair everyone else looks normal...except turbans and krogans...but well....their turbans and krogans

  • @TheDarkenangel91
    @TheDarkenangel91 8 років тому +186

    I am trying so hard not to make inhuman fangirl noises right now XD

  • @mi55_terious
    @mi55_terious 9 років тому +44

    Garrus saying "By the Goddess" never fails to make me giggle 18:25

  • @tanalya4366
    @tanalya4366 8 років тому +41

    "Nice outfit" by Garrus is the most emotional and natural version of this dialog. The others sounds not that sexy...

  • @RXdash78
    @RXdash78 6 років тому +21

    I love how garrus is simultaneously incredibly dorky but also suave as hell.

  • @Annarasumanara3
    @Annarasumanara3 11 років тому +87

    I truly want a shirt that says "Arma-fucking-geddon!" on it

  • @Legboy1129
    @Legboy1129 10 років тому +95

    The Turian is probably the only one who would 'make out' or 'cuddle' with his sniper rifle when he is alone.

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 10 років тому +23

      Aside from Zaeed, you mean?

    • @Legboy1129
      @Legboy1129 10 років тому +10

      Yes, I also mean him. I wouldn't be surprised if the Turian started to 'make out' or 'cuddle' with the Normandy's main batteries.

    • @Prince_of_Dor-lomin
      @Prince_of_Dor-lomin 10 років тому +38

      Cmdr. Javik
      Why would I do that? I have Shepard.

    • @Legboy1129
      @Legboy1129 10 років тому +22

      Garrus Vakarian
      I have seen you when you are alone, Turian. This is going to be one awkard affair if it gets out.

    • @Momo_Minomo
      @Momo_Minomo 10 років тому +15

      CDR. Javik No more akward than you revealing you're peeping on Garrus when he's alone.

  • @vm7528
    @vm7528 3 роки тому +10

    The look she gives the Turian girl at casino bar is worth more than thousand words. She was ready to rip that poor girl apart with her bare hands.

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 2 роки тому +3

      Not even close. She was overconfident there. Shes like try your luck youll never get him =)

  • @superluismigueL100
    @superluismigueL100 8 років тому +110

    Fucking love the garrus zaeed banter

  • @olli316
    @olli316 11 років тому +108

    Garrus is like a Turian version of James Bond! xD

    • @Dracongard
      @Dracongard 11 років тому

      Wrong if maybe. I wouldve wanted a Garrus dlc of what he does and his hijinks.

    • @olli316
      @olli316 11 років тому

      ***** sure, whatever...

    • @Dracongard
      @Dracongard 11 років тому

      ***** Yeah Bond is not a one woman guy. Dang it im gonna be pissed if there isnt a Garrus in 4.

    • @Dracongard
      @Dracongard 11 років тому

      ***** Aggh stop reminding me. That smile at the end.

    • @Dracongard
      @Dracongard 10 років тому

      ***** Too many rumors. Its a prequel, or some weird side story that runs linear, or a different universe similar to ours yet different in setting.

  • @bandgeek9723
    @bandgeek9723 10 років тому +36

    So it isn't so much that Shepard can't dance, so much as she isn't good at club dancing. I can relate to that.

  • @Goddess_Ishtar
    @Goddess_Ishtar 3 роки тому +13

    "what is she doing with her arms?!"
    Same thing you're doing pal.

  • @crazy4sian
    @crazy4sian 10 років тому +185

    Shepard CAN dance after all! My life is now complete.

    • @thedutchwolf97
      @thedutchwolf97 10 років тому +50

      Yeah, but only the female Shepard XD

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 10 років тому +16

      Not with mods, she isn't.

    • @DivaQuinzel
      @DivaQuinzel 10 років тому +1

      FemShep was decent in ME1 as well though :P

  • @Antgirl89
    @Antgirl89 8 років тому +41

    I still blush whenever I watch these videos. Garrus is so smooth. -sigh-

  • @Gangerworld
    @Gangerworld 10 років тому +185

    I like seeing Garrus so obviously and deliriously happy. They're gross together, but it's adorable.

    • @ayaleo6839
      @ayaleo6839 3 роки тому +4

      Lol. I agree. I am happy that he's happy, but I can't get into this romance. Love his lines but I prefer his bromance more so than the romance.

  • @moonprismgirlie
    @moonprismgirlie 10 років тому +30

    I lose it every time he mocks Liara. "By the Goddess."

  • @LactoseintolerantWis
    @LactoseintolerantWis 11 років тому +78

    feel like the Garrus romance had more effort than the rest.

    • @ventus12312
      @ventus12312 11 років тому +30

      to me both garrus and tali r the best theyre not spontanias like the me1 romances and more detail then the me3 romances theyre more natural from good friends to lovers

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 3 роки тому

      Either way I love it.

  • @calibdallimore6264
    @calibdallimore6264 8 років тому +33

    Garrus: just punch in the pass code I HEART GARRUS on the keypad of your new furniture preferably before the timer runs out however if you don't then blame Zaeed and run like hell
    Hahahaha lol

  • @Basty135
    @Basty135 10 років тому +22

    I love the Garrus Zaeed bromance that goes on.

  • @xaviergentile8025
    @xaviergentile8025 9 років тому +26

    Does anyone else get teary eyed when the video ends?

  • @mokarichu
    @mokarichu 8 років тому +26

    You can hear Jacob talking while Zaeed and Garrus evaluate the apartment. I don't know about you guys but he wouldn't be invited to my party. Tried romancing him once (didn't enjoy it) and when I saw that he left me in ME3 I was like "Oh hell no. You get out."

    • @seoulbornetakehiko8635
      @seoulbornetakehiko8635 8 років тому +14

      But the prize...............

    • @mokarichu
      @mokarichu 8 років тому +17

      Pfft. I won't ever romance anyone other than Garrus. He's my boo. And it's a damn shame that there probably isn't many guys like Garrus out there-- y'know, the worry for your safety, the banter and jokes, yet the loving side.. Ugh. >n

    • @TripedalTroductions
      @TripedalTroductions 8 років тому +1

      Men like that are men of few words, and therefore often go unnoticed.

  • @Elementroar
    @Elementroar 10 років тому +47

    Could they at least have Garrus in the cloth-thing when he's on the couch? Sleeping in/on that armor looks so fucking uncomfortable!

    • @DrChillin
      @DrChillin 10 років тому +5

      theres supposed to be comfterable padding in there, as well as A/C

    • @Rosebunse
      @Rosebunse 10 років тому +5

      DrChillinDYLAN Wait, the turians get AC in their armor?

    • @TheBurningGaze
      @TheBurningGaze 10 років тому +14

      Rosebunse Yep, they just need to calibrate it.

    • @lauracrocbateman
      @lauracrocbateman 8 років тому +2

      exactly! they had him in his casual wear in the scene before the final mission

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 6 років тому +1

      Rosebunse its their body kinda like opposite of cold blooded...at least from what I've been told

  • @AnderzzGaming
    @AnderzzGaming 9 років тому +24

    they're an odd couple but this is the best damn relationship in the game

  • @unmessable12
    @unmessable12 8 років тому +8

    my favorite thing about Garrus and Zaeed's home security schtick is that the only intruder they talk about is clones. I just find that so funny for some reason.

  • @cerickson017
    @cerickson017 8 років тому +30

    Garrus is the baddest ass, and smoothest mother fucker in the Milky Way.

  • @AsharOzborne95
    @AsharOzborne95 4 роки тому +7

    "Who says kitchen faucets are just for water? Cyanide's a liquid too you know." -Zaeed Massani, 2186.
    I'm commander Shepard and this is favorite out-of-context quote in the entire ME OT.

  • @Cobramodder
    @Cobramodder 10 років тому +22

    *Shepard stands in middle of crew*
    *normal dance is normal*
    crew be liek *MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!!1!!1!11!!!!*

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 8 років тому +59

    That little bit with Vega X-D
    Why do people not like him again?

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 8 років тому +9

      because he is a jock and most gamers don't like them, its unfair really.

    • @NightmareDonut
      @NightmareDonut 8 років тому +9

      He is just a normal hard ass soldier just wants to do his part but focuses too much on it

    • @mermidion7552
      @mermidion7552 8 років тому +1

      pretty much what nightmaredonut said. he is a very boring Military sterotipical soldier.

    • @aleksander.ciaciura
      @aleksander.ciaciura 3 роки тому +5

      I like Vega actually

  • @JoeCoolMaveric
    @JoeCoolMaveric 10 років тому +30

    18:27
    Liara: Hey, Garrus.
    Garrus: Yeah?
    Liara: Fuck you.

  • @DeathofInk
    @DeathofInk 4 роки тому +12

    Ashley: "Commander, I don't think we can trust other races on this ship."
    *Shepard proceeds to sleep with and romance a Turian*

  • @greyfox6786
    @greyfox6786 8 років тому +23

    Archangel dancing...I never thought I see the day.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 8 років тому +1

      Shep dancing properly.... I never thought I'd see the day.