Craftworld Iyanden - The Chad Eldar

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    VideoNoWork here it is again.
    "There are no chad Eldar hurr durr." - Every other comment the moment they see this video. But alas, they are stupid and wrong, and you shall see why for yourself.
    Also be glad I didn't shove my unwanted homebrew lore into this video, it's all about Iyanden and an offshoot I made.
    0:00 - Intro
    0:45 - Iyanden Lore
    12:32 - Some Reasons Why They Are Best Eldar Craftworld
    14:52 - Do or Don't: Craftworld Iyanden
    18:09 - Conclusion
    18:51 - Something Horrid to Leave Off With
    Music:
    Dawn of War III - Ork Theme, Swordwind (Eldar Theme)
    Sunless Sea - Submergio Viol, Wolfstack Docks
    Age of Mythology - Flavor Cats, The Ballad of Ace Lebaron
    Age of Empires II - Track 2
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  • @pancreasnowork9939
    @pancreasnowork9939  Рік тому +628

    Enough people had trouble accessing it including myself so here it is again, hopefully for real this time.
    Anyways, as I said last time, Why don't you Iyanden some bitches?

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Рік тому +19

      and just for posterity's sake, as I said last time, "Only 25.4 subs left to go!"

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Рік тому +6

      Yeah, I had some weird "try again" issue.

    • @Potemking
      @Potemking Рік тому

      I would fuck any female Aeldari for the most part. No Deldar or certain others.

    • @guyshafor1320
      @guyshafor1320 Рік тому

      If these guys is such chads, how come i ain't got a hardon?

    • @thraknar3363
      @thraknar3363 Рік тому +2

      Awesome. Thank you!

  • @maxanderson2180
    @maxanderson2180 Рік тому +1257

    I just imagine a chaos space marine questioning how the dark eldar are the super villains of 40 when one of them rides in on a barge screaming "PRESENTATION!"

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 Рік тому +148

      Yeah, at least Chaos CAN be honorable, meanwhile a Dark Eldar does not respect anyone at all, even their fellow Eldar and even themselves.

    • @maxanderson2180
      @maxanderson2180 Рік тому +95

      @@kostakatsoulis2922 indeed, although I was mainly just loving the megamind reference

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 Рік тому +76

      To be fair the Thousand Sons do have some amazing bling/sweet drip/ classy presentation.
      I agree that most warbands can't manage that though.

    • @nohrianscum9791
      @nohrianscum9791 Рік тому +94

      "There is no Tooth Fairy, there is no Santa Clause, and there is no Emperor of Mankind."

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG Рік тому

      @@nohrianscum9791 at least not anymore.
      Wait… HERESY!

  • @gafeleon9032
    @gafeleon9032 Рік тому +587

    I like how the standard for a goody two shoes is "they sometimes engage in diplomacy and also said thank you exactly once"

    • @johnsonblue5567
      @johnsonblue5567 Рік тому +7

      😊😊😊

    • @benimel3204
      @benimel3204 Рік тому +60

      Such is the galaxy of warhammer 40k

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 11 місяців тому +61

      The thank you was more than that, they basically said they'd grant any boon within their power as thanks and the Grey Knights, who themselves don't want for much but do have this maximum secrecy thing that means all their great deeds go unsung, simply asked that the members of the Grey Knights who had died in clearing the demons from the craft world be remembered by the Eldar. The Eldar in turn pledged to write their names into the long history of their own craft world. If there's one thing Eldar can do really well, it's remember the ancient past. The only one's better for that are Necrons.

    • @azarshadakumuktir4551
      @azarshadakumuktir4551 9 місяців тому +10

      @@seekingabsolution1907 Every boss in Mechanicus blabering for a minute at least about his past achievments was priceless.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 4 місяці тому +1

      In the grim darkness of the far future, there are no "please"s and "thank you"s

  • @enoughothis
    @enoughothis Рік тому +1829

    Being dead is no excuse to stop being superior. Sending in the Wraithguard armed with D-cannons will do that.

    • @menelar479
      @menelar479 Рік тому +48

      Neither is it an excuse to have colour choice so abominable, the stasis field i deployed got stroke about 5 minutes after i placed one in it

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis Рік тому +22

      @@menelar479, indeed. I prefer Craftworld Iybraesil's color scheme. Grey-Blue and White, it looks very nice without hurting the eyes or other sensory equipment.

    • @jasonravenscroft5321
      @jasonravenscroft5321 Рік тому +1

      @@enoughothis Biel-Tan supremacy!

    • @zacharycoash6380
      @zacharycoash6380 Рік тому +16

      *several necrons are typing*

    • @danielmcarthur8169
      @danielmcarthur8169 Рік тому +9

      Even in Death they still serve?

  • @MyMomSaysImKeen
    @MyMomSaysImKeen Рік тому +1250

    Pancreas No Work is the closest thing to a father I've ever had

    • @novacaesar9303
      @novacaesar9303 Рік тому +57

      Inb4 he abandons the channel like our father's abandoned us 😭

    • @MrDinokilla
      @MrDinokilla Рік тому +48

      Wow, I leave for cigs 25 years ago and all of a sudden I’m not the closest thing to a father you have

    • @tyranidhivemind889
      @tyranidhivemind889 Рік тому +7

      Oh no

    • @Darj_sip
      @Darj_sip Рік тому +8

      Stunning and brave

    • @ian5395
      @ian5395 Рік тому +24

      Unlike our real dad, Pancreas really did just step out for cigarettes and was back in 20 minutes

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Рік тому +273

    Iyanden saw the Tau, noticed the Gundam, said "Hold our beer", and turned like 90% of their army into bone EVAs.

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 Рік тому +26

      i always thought the eldar were more anime inspired than any other faction in 40k. I thought the tau just have more believable looking mechs. They remind me of the titans from titanfall more than gundam.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Рік тому +49

      @@jonathanathor117 the Eldar have guns that use shuriken as ammunition and avoid sex to study the blade, of course they’re anime inspired.

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 Рік тому +8

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 it's honestly werid coincidence that space elves use ninja star guns. I know they're not actually ninja stars and more like the cd guns from cod and far cry but still.

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 Рік тому +1204

    Most of the Eldars are dead?
    *Best Craftworld ever.*

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  Рік тому +470

      Once again funny but also awful, thank you for throwing it back.

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 Рік тому +100

      @@pancreasnowork9939 Rock and Stone, m8.

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 Рік тому +68

      @@giacomoromano8842 Rock and Stone brother!

    • @hohenburg5497
      @hohenburg5497 Рік тому +53

      @@tanker00v25 Did I hear Rock and Stone?! Deep Rock Kindred for life!

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Рік тому +28

      I LOVE THE SMELL OF ELF CARCASS IN THE MORNIN.

  • @Rannos22
    @Rannos22 Рік тому +584

    Iyanden basically being mostly undead is fitting for spooktober

  • @kostakatsoulis2922
    @kostakatsoulis2922 Рік тому +328

    You know, I like these guys. They're like the Eldar equivalent of the Lamenters, constantly their shit kicked in but still here and still fighting

    • @joeblogg2957
      @joeblogg2957 Рік тому +41

      and yellow!

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 Рік тому +33

      @@joeblogg2957 true dat, and also surprisingly nice for everything they've been through

    • @BIGESTblade
      @BIGESTblade Рік тому +39

      @@kostakatsoulis2922 Eldar in general aren't so bad. I mean, they are superior assholes, but they won't try to genocide you for no reason even if it's just because they think you aren't worth their time. Considering everyone else we got that's not too bad.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Рік тому

      @@BIGESTblade Biel-Tan is the only exception. They want genocide.

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 Рік тому +4

      @@BIGESTblade yeah they're not too bad(mostly), although they are basically the hippies of the Eldar race, so...

  • @glasslaughter824
    @glasslaughter824 Рік тому +79

    Gulliman: So lion it has been a while.. un is that an eldar next to you?
    Lion: Yes, he is cool.

    • @churchA.I
      @churchA.I 10 місяців тому +6

      He wouldn't be surprised, he has y'vraine lol

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 Рік тому +392

    So there is ONE moment I know of where the Hive Mind screamed in pain. When I believe Behemoth was invading Baal in devastation of baal, the Hive mind was dealt a MASSIVE blow when the eye of terror ripped open from the fall of cadia. The book even says that for a moment, the hivemind experienced death before it wrangled its tyranids back into control. So technically abaddon hurt the tyranids as well.

    • @andrewamann2821
      @andrewamann2821 Рік тому +71

      But he had to drop a Blackstone Fortress on a planet to do it... Abaddon uses sweatlord effort for mediocre outcomes.

    • @FeatherResonance
      @FeatherResonance Рік тому +92

      @@andrewamann2821 abaddon could blow up the entire galaxy and corpse simps would still say it doesn't count because he dropped a blackstone fortress on cadia smh my head.

    • @andrewamann2821
      @andrewamann2821 Рік тому +45

      @@FeatherResonance Two points:
      1. It will never happen like that, and you know it.
      2. He still wouldn't be that impressive when compared against the OG imperialist force... The Necrons.

    • @concordiaharmony2302
      @concordiaharmony2302 Рік тому +90

      So if I can just state on both accounts, Abaddon's success at cadia really shouldn't be understated. Like yeah he had to sacrifice such a massive resource, but just look at the result. The galaxy is split in half by chaos, and thus they're able to run more freely. It was an absolute success.
      That said, the reason why I'd say it doesn't entirely count for Abbadon is that he had no idea it would happen. It wasn't a clever ploy to attack the hive mind specifically, it was him throwing a hissy fit and rage quitting like a Melee tournament. And even with the galaxy split in half, when he should have all the advantage in the universe, he's STILL being pushed back because of Guilliman's return. THe damage done to the Tyranids was by all accounts accidental.
      So, both right, both wrong.

    • @kinoman4875
      @kinoman4875 Рік тому

      @@andrewamann2821 splitting the fucking imperium in 2 is a mediocre outcome? Im not even a chaos fan but this is just stupid

  • @farseeraradrel4808
    @farseeraradrel4808 Рік тому +394

    Regarding the Invader destroying Idharae, let's just focus on the fact :
    -that saving this Craftworld is the reason Eldrad Ulthran started the 2nd War for Armageddon (and the 3rd and all subsequent conflict in which Ghazghkull messed the Imperium).
    -that Craftworld Alaitoc destroyed the Invader's Homeworld in revenge later on.
    They did their service to us Space Elves, even after death.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Рік тому +81

    Iyanden is the only Craftworld smart enough to make open and official ties with the Imperium. Up to and including Eldar families housing Imperial ambassadors and if I remember correctly an Inquisitorial enclave near their Infinity Circuit that the Eldar may or may not actually be aware of. Grease Monkey from the Last Chancers was put in the Last Chancers for taking an Iyanden ambassador's grav vehicle on a joyride. Which also implies that the relationship is pretty public.

    • @HeatherSchrivener-el2mx
      @HeatherSchrivener-el2mx Рік тому +7

      Does that mean Grease Monkey is a low-grade psyker? Because I thought all Craftworkd Eldar tech was psychically activated/controlled.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 6 місяців тому +1

      @@HeatherSchrivener-el2mx I never thought of that, but I would imagine their vehicles, weapons, etc. have their own source of warp energy. The average Eldar isn't going to be powerful enough to do something like that, after all. And even if they were, they might need their power for something else, so it'd be smarter to have something else handle the draw for them. I've only seen them depicted as controlling their literal techno-sorcery toys through their psychic connection, not powering it.

  • @Darknessblade4me
    @Darknessblade4me Рік тому +75

    the craftworld somehow survives lamenters grade shitstorms thrown their way (given maimed to shit but thats still the better outcome) and manage to bounce back from it somewhat. Plus they curb their arrogance enough to get some alliances going? now thats just chad energy right there.

    • @anuvisraa5786
      @anuvisraa5786 Рік тому +7

      and are probable responsible for the tau

  • @harrykearns5508
    @harrykearns5508 Рік тому +418

    As a craftworld player I am so happy to have one UA-camr who can actually be positive about the Eldar for once instead of pushing them aside to talk about more imperium stuff.

    • @BIGESTblade
      @BIGESTblade Рік тому +48

      Yeah, no shit. Everyone hates Eldar when Eldar actually just want everybody to leave them alone. We are getting way too much shit.

    • @ITouchedYourForeSkin
      @ITouchedYourForeSkin Рік тому +56

      Anything is better in 40k when it's not the Imperium getting the spotlight.

    • @harrykearns5508
      @harrykearns5508 Рік тому +19

      @@ITouchedYourForeSkin No kidding! When the leagues of votann got announced and released I felt so happy with 40k

    • @ionutbalta6607
      @ionutbalta6607 Рік тому +38

      @@harrykearns5508 Hope they dont get the Tau treatment.I want a somewhat good empire to show how batshit insane the galaxy is.

    • @harrykearns5508
      @harrykearns5508 Рік тому +3

      @@ionutbalta6607 If it’s not centered around the imperium they likely will

  • @XDfunnyguy
    @XDfunnyguy Рік тому +221

    This is the most Iyanden lore I've seen in one video, they were already the coolest Craftworld because of their necessary reliance on Wraith units, then I found out they got cooler. And also Prince Yriel is the Eldar equivalent of the Dread Pirate Roberts. No amount of words you say to me will convince me otherwise, I won't let you.

  • @TheIllusiveMan11
    @TheIllusiveMan11 Рік тому +33

    10:32
    The Ultramarines managed to kill a Norm Queen, which is basically a top tier Tyranid leader. It was felt across the entire Hive Mind. Unfortunately whenever the Hive Mind detects a Norm Queen being killed an automatic response is triggered, causing every other Tyranid Hive Fleet to crate two more Norm Queens

  • @cmdrblaster
    @cmdrblaster Рік тому +16

    Iyanden is the Eldar equiviliant of the Lamenters space marine chapters. The only consolation is that everyone of their dead populace is able to come back as wraithguards that's almost as stronk as a dreadnought.

  • @Raist474
    @Raist474 Рік тому +292

    More space elves is always a good thing. Also if any Eldar faction could successfully pull off "love can Bloom", its Iyanden, not Bel-Tan.
    btw while everyone is screeching over Becca vs Lucy, Kiwi best girl.

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 Рік тому +21

      Aesthetic wise? Sure.
      She died to me when she did the thing though.

    • @Yourantsally
      @Yourantsally Рік тому

      Factually incorrect. Lucy and Rebecca are both severely toxic, and kiwi is a backstabbing bitch. Dorio on the otherhand, is mommy

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 Рік тому +3

      Kiwi?!

    • @tannerbarnes7392
      @tannerbarnes7392 Рік тому +15

      David's mom has got it going on

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 Рік тому

      I fucking hate this stupid overspammed anime I wish it’d get out of my fucking face for a god damn day even on a Warhammer 40k lore video I still get CYBERPUNK CYBERPUNK Jesus FUCKING Christ let me have a fucking breather you’re already filling every corner of the internet with this shit.

  • @kurros1270
    @kurros1270 Рік тому +490

    No Way! They made Marge Simpson into a Warhammer Army.

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  Рік тому +198

      You brought it back and I both thank and curse you for this.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Рік тому +32

      FUCK. Everything leads to Homer.

    • @jamespaguip5913
      @jamespaguip5913 Рік тому +6

      @@pancreasnowork9939 Protoss golden starfleet can glass entire planets can time stasis shoot blackholes that can destroy anything in a molecular level and have slipspace tech Al’s antimatter weapons so yeah eldar are no match spear of adun planet level buster attacks the eldar are no match 🗿

    • @jamespaguip5913
      @jamespaguip5913 Рік тому +1

      @@pancreasnowork9939 Protoss golden starfleet can glass entire planets can time stasis shoot blackholes that can destroy anything in a molecular level and have slipspace tech Al’s antimatter weapons so yeah eldar are no match spear of adun planet level buster attacks the eldar are no match 🗿

    • @jamespaguip5913
      @jamespaguip5913 Рік тому

      @@pancreasnowork9939 Protoss golden starfleet can glass entire planets can time stasis shoot blackholes that can destroy anything in a molecular level and have slipspace tech Al’s antimatter weapons so yeah eldar are no match spear of adun planet level buster attacks the eldar are no match 🗿

  • @AgonyAlienai
    @AgonyAlienai Рік тому +21

    jokes on you, i'm already an elf simp

  • @holo525
    @holo525 Рік тому +38

    I have a little homebrew Iyanden focused campaign for Dark Heresy where an inquisition strike team is hunting a Iyanden Warlock who's experimenting with manipulating human souls, a much more acceptable use of canon fodder than precious Eldar souls. This is obviously unacceptable to the Imperium lmao. It was about a Warlock and his team infiltrating a Prison planet to cause mass die off in order to raise a modified army of wraithguard.

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 Рік тому +10

      Honestly the eldar should take a page from the t'au's playbook and just take humans and other species as auxiliaries or as "clients" or have them under protectorates of sorts, y'know offer some sweet magic SPACE elf tech to help life suck slightly less for folks and have some (willing) eldar dudes and babes join the houses or hosts of these other races for...ensuring "bounded alliances" with some eager vassals and BOOM, eldar empire reborn! (I mean Lyanden kinda does this already but I mean have more of that!) Would not even be THAT hard to convince whole sectors or territories of the Imperium or other civilizations to defect to the eldar's banner(s?), again the t'au proves it's more than possible and can be successfully done repeatedly, with a lot of patience atleast, which the "elgi" in SPACE if nothing else have TONS of being so ridiculously long lived and all!

  • @ShaqNasty557
    @ShaqNasty557 Рік тому +11

    "The avatar of Khaine was awakened to probably get one shot by a Termagaunt"
    Honestly you could give a toddler a name and an Avatar of Khaine would get oneshot by it

  • @legokid1902
    @legokid1902 Рік тому +36

    My Iyanden Army basically consists of a Spirit Seer, a Farseer with Warlocks, 2 Wraith Lords, and an Avatar of Khaine, you'd be shocked how well it works.

    • @devildevious2646
      @devildevious2646 Рік тому +2

      Sounds good

    • @eacaraxe
      @eacaraxe Рік тому +7

      Not so much. I played mostly in 2nd/3rd edition.
      Wraithlords were so OP in that edition, I finally got pissed at my best friend and challenged him to a special, no-points-value, match: me playing that one Wraithlord, versus literally every other 40k unit we collectively owned. My Chaos army, my loyalist Space Marine army, the rest of his Eldar army, and his Space Wolf army with IG detachment, somewhere north of 10,000 points in total.
      I won. Pretty easily in fact. The first few rounds were some John McClane BS to take down the units actually capable of dealing wounds to the Wraithlord. But once Abaddon, the Bloodthirster, Papa Smurf, my Land Raider, Eldrad, the Fire Prism grav tank, the Wolf Guard, Logan Grimnar, and Bjorn the Fell-Handed were off the table, nothing left even got a roll to wound which meant I full cleared the table. Eventually.
      The funniest part of the match was when he accused me of cheesing the column of smoke rules to break line of sight.

  • @lelagrangeeffectphysics4120
    @lelagrangeeffectphysics4120 Рік тому +59

    As an eldar fanboi this is not only what i deserve this is what i want

    • @PaxImbrium
      @PaxImbrium Рік тому +5

      It's what we all deserve cousin. We're all gonna make it.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 Рік тому +5

      We’ll all be saved from She Who Thirsts one day brother.

  • @ok_kobold
    @ok_kobold Рік тому +57

    Ork fangirl speaking, thanks for giving us a better appreciation of the spindly older siblings.
    And for something *different*.
    Really a big fan of the wraith units. Ghosts piloting bone robots that were sung into reality? That's metal.

  • @RedOblivion7
    @RedOblivion7 Рік тому +260

    Please make this kind of content for all the Craftworlds please! I love Elves too and it sucks how everyone is "haha, knife ear cringe" that they never get touched on in lore videos except to show the same Greek hubris tale for the quintillionth time.

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace Рік тому +16

      Haha, knife ear fleshbag cringe.

    • @thetaleofzulu3693
      @thetaleofzulu3693 Рік тому +7

      Haha, knife ear xenos cringe.

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 Рік тому +3

      Still look better than the dwarves

    • @likakakaka
      @likakakaka Рік тому +31

      Yeah 40k community is full of npcs

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Рік тому

      Fuck Elves. Only good Elf is a dead Elf. "Only thing worse than a tree is an elf." Gotrek Gurnisson.

  • @hydraph4843
    @hydraph4843 Рік тому +39

    Craftworld eldar have rapidly become my favourite warhammer 40k faction, so I can indeed say they are chads

  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 Рік тому +9

    Asurian, deep in the depths of a demon gods intestine suddenly senses the prince depart with the remains of his fractured psyche: "hold on, I gotta tweet about this"

  • @Blondguyification
    @Blondguyification Рік тому +12

    I love humans and aliens working together in settings where it's insanely rare. That's why I love halo stories with humans and sangheili living together in colonies.

  • @brandonlyon730
    @brandonlyon730 Рік тому +16

    6:40, hey despite how Hollywood protray’s him Hades is actually a pretty decent guy. He arguably has the most stable marriage in Greek mythology as well despite kidnapping his wife.

  • @madmachanicest9955
    @madmachanicest9955 Рік тому +22

    Man that little bit of armor piercing resistance is super useful for eldar especially when you consider that there is no such thing as an eldar unit that's not a glass Cannon.

  • @hangebza6625
    @hangebza6625 Рік тому +17

    40k Lore not focussed on the Imperium or backtracking to the same background event over and over (e.g. war in heaven/birth of slaanesh)? OMG thank you!

  • @dshafterh3897
    @dshafterh3897 Рік тому +27

    So is their relationship with humanity how they've been able to create their Aldi/Lidl/Ikea corporate juggernaut. Thanks for opening my eyes to the color coded treachery of these terrifying space elves. Well played for Orctober Mr. NoWork, well played indeed.

  • @jakespacepiratee3740
    @jakespacepiratee3740 Рік тому +12

    the virgin Ynnari Death-Cultist VS *THE CHAD CRAFTWORLD INDEPENDENT NATIONALIST*

  • @alphariusomegon7374
    @alphariusomegon7374 Рік тому +316

    Virgin humans
    Live short lives
    Inquisition exists
    For le emperor
    Have small hats
    Chad eldar
    Have tall hats
    Super undead mechas
    Are all wizards
    Have immortal demigod warriors
    Real gods that aren't hypocrite's

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 Рік тому +57

      Chad Sigma Grindset Tau:
      Accept everyone who wants to join, cause everyone can work for the betterment of society.
      Use actual tactics.
      Melee fights? In the 41 millenia? Cringe.
      No need for any of that bs magic stuff, cause they have the power of science and logic.
      Mechas.
      Actual health care.
      New kids around the block, achieved to survive this far without major screw ups.

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace Рік тому

      Mega cock Necrons.

    • @evanlight2550
      @evanlight2550 Рік тому +48

      Absolute CHADS OF ALL CHADS ORKS!:
      Like to FIGHT
      only need to FIGHT
      Love to FIGHT
      looking for a good FIGHT
      did I mention like to FIGHT???????
      I did? Well then-
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!!!!!

    • @MrRattlebones640
      @MrRattlebones640 Рік тому

      Elves:
      Physically Weak
      Fucked over not only themselves but everyone else because they like Scat and Feet
      Act Arrogant despite their empire being litterally nothing
      Half of them are crack addicts regarding inflicting pain
      Nice try elf simp, but the Orks, Necrons and the GUARD! are the only chad factions in this franchise.

    • @guywholikesmemes4993
      @guywholikesmemes4993 Рік тому +20

      Greatest of all, the nids:
      *OM NOM NOM*

  • @adrinkwithjam1134
    @adrinkwithjam1134 Рік тому +83

    Fun fact for the whole hive mind hurty gurty. In Dante's book, when chaos came down and nuked most of the nids on Baal (stupid as fuck I know) the hive mind actually felt what it was like to die for like 3 seconds, and was the most scared the hive mind ever had been. That's the only other time the hive went ouchy.

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 Рік тому +17

      I’m going to say that blows the Eldar’s case out of the water. Damn space elves can’t even make a hive mind feel pain the best way.

    • @subatomicseal7789
      @subatomicseal7789 Рік тому +8

      Legit question, why was that stupid? Pulling a Shakuras and nuking a planet when it's currently more nids than dirt seems like a pretty good idea to me, but I'm also fairly entry-level when it comes to Warhammer lore

    • @adrinkwithjam1134
      @adrinkwithjam1134 Рік тому +10

      @@subatomicseal7789 great question! First off welcome to the lore haha. I'd recommend you read the book series, as it was overall good. But if you don't care for spoilers, the answer is below
      So it wasn't a actual nuke chaos dropped on Baal like an inquisitor would do. It was more like khorne showed up, did the whole "blinking into existence" thing chaos likes to do. Problem is when they did that, a laughably large amount of the nid forces on the planet were for some reason wiped from reality, they got absolutely slaughtered out of the blue. For me it just felt like chaos being too op because the author wasn't allowed to have the nids wipe out the Blood angels home world

    • @flaviomonteiro1414
      @flaviomonteiro1414 4 місяці тому

      ​@@adrinkwithjam1134Doesn't that coincide with the opening of the Great Rift? Which made millions of Psykers die and destroyed countless lives? A galaxy wide rift that pours daemons? To be fair if anything can make the hive mind feel like dying The Cicatrix Maledictum is one of those things.

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Рік тому +15

    Remember, being dead doesn’t stop you from beating the shit out of the assholes who killed you.

  • @CarbonMage
    @CarbonMage Рік тому +21

    Still kinda salty Iyanna Arienal isn't a major character in the Ynnari storyline though.

  • @stevenvagolsang3479
    @stevenvagolsang3479 Рік тому +25

    Iyanden Is my main, and I picked them due to the idea of them being basically Eldar Necromancers. So it is nice to see a fellow elf simp. Iyanden and Tyrion for life.

  • @mausolus8466
    @mausolus8466 Рік тому +62

    I can imagine all the Imperium-lovers furiously smashing that "thumbs down" button for your impudence to show any other faction than Imperium in positive light and also mocking Imperium so hilariously (That reaction of yours on space marine group taking entire craftworld themselves? Bulls-eye!). Good job!

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Рік тому +25

      People really will just think a chapter of space marines can conquer every syfy universe in the world with no casualties

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Рік тому +2

      @@calebbarnhouse496 yes, yes they will

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Рік тому +15

      @@myduckisonqauck7227 The Xeelee Sequence and Terrahypt got a few things to say about that

    • @taan1424
      @taan1424 Рік тому +2

      @@calebbarnhouse496 well, that is kinda how the are portraid in the lore and most people dont actually play the table top, so they dont see how hilariously impossible this is.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Рік тому

      @@taan1424 no, even the ultramarine don't come close to that

  • @parallax7789
    @parallax7789 Рік тому +32

    I'm not only sure the eldar can make Wraithbone sextoys, but they do or at least did it often. Weather or not they attach it on a raithguard depends on the consent of said guard.

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 Рік тому +40

    That makes no logistics or even narrative sense how a chapter of Space Marines could purge a entire Craftworld population which have weapon systems on it and super human strength armies with armor and vehicles.
    Unless that chapter of specific Space Marines had like continent level or bare minimum country busting strength there is no possible way they could directly kill all those Eldar themselves because Space Marines scale usually within wall or buliding tier of strength. They would need entire navy fleets and an entire invasion force of dozens of millions with other special chapters with advance weaponry backing them up to be capable to achieve such a thing. Maybe even unsaid factors or unsaid allies.
    Imperium narrative propaganda I say that is to fit their version of history.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 Рік тому +25

      there is no way to make anything space marines do make sense without multiplying the amount of them by 10-100

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 Рік тому

      @@alyssinclair8598
      Maybe we can interpret some of it as largely vague unknown factors or Imperium propaganda as it would be fitting and easy for the Imperium to commit alot of history fraud and give to their populations on alot of planets.

    • @Troupe_Master
      @Troupe_Master Рік тому

      Its because GW Likes gulping Space Marine and Imperium spunk more than a Trap Ho

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Рік тому +26

      In the Night Lords trilogy in which Space Marines are depicted as very powerful, Astartes have a tough time with Eldari Warriors, so yeah, the fuck did they kill an entire Craftworld?!

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 Рік тому +10

      @@nobleman9393
      Writers makes things up as they go along. And many people seek to claim outerversal scaling in Warhammer 40k makes narrative sense.

  • @wraithship
    @wraithship Рік тому +10

    As an Eldar and Nid only player, I'd like to thank you for your dedication

    • @wraithship
      @wraithship Рік тому +4

      Fed up with all the endlessssss imperial content

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 Рік тому +23

    Ah, yes, Iyanden. Home of the Eldar's TRUE lord and savior, Prince Yriel.
    P.S. Fuck you, UA-cam.

  • @PeddlerOfSmiles
    @PeddlerOfSmiles Рік тому +16

    Thank you so much for shining some good light on the Eldar. A faction I've constantly been interested in, but have never found anyone speaking positively of.

  • @ghoststefan4321
    @ghoststefan4321 Рік тому +22

    Great video, although I would say it would be fair to mention that Craftworld Idharae was severely weakened after the battles with Hive Fleet Naga, and the Invaders attacked them only 50 years after the battles with Hive Fleet Naga. And to top it off The Legion of The Damned was also there helping The Invaders. Not to mention any other Imperial Navy ships that would usually support space engagements of this size.
    And don't quote me on this, but I am pretty sure The Legion blew out the great dome of the Craftworld, and that is what killed most of the eldar on board.
    To end the story off after the whole Idharae campaign, the eldar just destroyed the Fortress Monastery of the Invaders and killed off the entire homeworld of the Invaders. Then they had to become a fleet based chapter.

  • @JTheWarsmith
    @JTheWarsmith Рік тому +10

    I am a Saim-Hann elf at heart, but if it wasn't for Saim-Hann I would've loved join Iyanden with their wraith constructs. My 2nd favorite of the known craftworlds.

  • @zcritten
    @zcritten Рік тому +3

    Finding another channel that likes Warhammer elves is real refreshing, I find the empire/imperium focus so many people have gets really boring

  • @fionn2220
    @fionn2220 Рік тому +42

    "if anyone has any other instances in lore where someone hurt the tyranids so bad the hive mind itself was in agony, please let me know" you're not going to believe this, but the ultramarines did this once, sort of. Chief Librarian Tigurus, the second most powerful human psyker alive in 40k, managed to tap into the hive minds collective consciousness to read fleet movements, idk if it caused the hive mind pain but i do remember hearing that somewhere. Also this has since been retconned for obvious reasons but I think it still counts.

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Рік тому +35

      yeah not surprised it was the Ultramarines, everyone else the imperial guard, the other chapters, navy should just all go on holiday and leave everything to the ultrasmurfs.

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Рік тому +1

      Bruh

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart Рік тому +21

      I am going to say it. That elf hurting the hivemind with how badly he beat the tyranids is up there with Eltharion looking at a near immortal demi-god lich and saying square up with nothing but his fists

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail Рік тому +3

      Anything the ultrasmurfs do should be disregarded.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 Рік тому +10

    If there's one additional downside to Iyanden, it's that if you start an army, you're signing up to paint A LOT of yellow. It's like playing Imperial Fists or Lamenters, you're in for a world of hurt.
    Actually I have a second downside(?): the paint scheme is basically a palette inversion of the Ultramarines. So, depends on what your opinion on that is.

  • @bouncycowgirl
    @bouncycowgirl Рік тому +6

    That art work at 3:11 is so pretty.

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 Рік тому +117

    I think these Eldar would get along with the Forerunners the most if they were to appear in the Warhammer 40k galaxy. And probably would call for the Forerunners to spare some Imperium worlds they are friends with and allow them to remain sovereign.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 Рік тому +17

      I mean the Eldar were created by the Old Ones who are more or less like the Forerunners.

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 Рік тому +6

      @@brandonlyon730
      Not exactly as powerful though on many front.

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 Рік тому +4

      @@thorshammer7883 id say at the end forerunners are stronger than the old ones cus people forget they have neural physics basically the power of the warp without the negtives

    • @cjscott48843
      @cjscott48843 Рік тому +17

      @@lordsathariel4384 that would be the precursors not the forerunners.

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 Рік тому +3

      @@cjscott48843 i swear its stated in one of the pieces i read that the forerunners have a basic understanding of neural physics because they use the domain which is neuralphysical construct made by the precusors to house information in the milkyway galaxy and its fed into their suits or head pieces if i remember correctly how would they do that if they diden't understand how to use neural physics when they made their suits

  • @thepukenyancat
    @thepukenyancat Рік тому +15

    Now Talk about the truly Best Eldars, The Harlequins. By far my favourite Xeno faction (With Necrons), and not so Many things are Cooler than Ninja Clowns

  • @Wesson42
    @Wesson42 Рік тому +25

    Hey I want you to know that it’s far too late in the rabbit hole for me to switch right now in 40k as I’m deep into Necrons and White Scars, but for AoS I’ll definitely be doing elves, probably deepkin but who knows we’ll see what happens by the time do or don’t realm lords come out

  • @addoinatrum4339
    @addoinatrum4339 Рік тому +10

    Your videos on the Eldar are converting me- they're pretty awesome!

  • @ElvenSupremacist
    @ElvenSupremacist Рік тому +16

    We need more videos on more craftworlds! You talk about how the elves and eldar need more love, then go make a video about the space marines, the Imperium, or halo.

  • @jcmozart5016
    @jcmozart5016 Рік тому +8

    As far as I can recall the Hive mind was wounded by , I think, Dante in the devastation of Baal before it was factory reset by the opening of the Cirtic Maledictum. And yeah the the human (Astropath)who made contact with Hive mind in that book got K.O'ed.

  • @jujubeans32088
    @jujubeans32088 Рік тому +3

    Whelp, you've done it. Your elf simping, and my undying love for unique styles of necromancy have lead me to buy my first GW minis. Iyanden schemed Eldar army here we come! I fear finishing your backlog, because I'm pretty sure that Nagash guy might own my soul and wallet in the coming days...

  • @SoreonBrokeIt
    @SoreonBrokeIt Рік тому +7

    Only 1 eldar faction can make me happy...MURDEROUS SPACE CLOWNS, LET THE TROLLING BEGIN!

  • @sheepbeeps3369
    @sheepbeeps3369 Рік тому +3

    There is one other incident of the hive mind feeling pain. And that was when it attempted to hijack one of the Imperial Knights. Apparently as it was being eaten one of the former operators whose Soul was bound to the control throne decided to somehow kill itself. When it did so it cost chain reaction of pain and if that caused the tyranids to cut all connection lest the knowledge of what death was spread to the rest of the hive

  • @Troupe_Master
    @Troupe_Master Рік тому +6

    You need to do videos on all the Craft-worlds and on the harlequins

  • @zoltanvamosi4267
    @zoltanvamosi4267 Рік тому +5

    Chaos also hurt the Hive Mind. The Rift opening caused it to die for 13 seconds.

  • @maximbilenko5179
    @maximbilenko5179 Рік тому +6

    Been playing Iyanden for around 10 years by now.
    I entered warhammer back when this craftwold’s lore was more like “we’re very sad, traumatized and hate the space bugs with a burning passion,” although I don’t mind the more recent lore development.
    By the way, the sad necromancy elves had mediocre rules ever since unique craftworld bonuses became a thing, and Yriel had only one EXTREMELY specific instance of being good in the last 4 editions of the game.

  • @ThesuperJc2
    @ThesuperJc2 Рік тому +5

    I'm getting into eldar on the table top and I would love to hear more eldar lore from u

  • @omarboccadifuoco6601
    @omarboccadifuoco6601 Рік тому +3

    0:25.
    Majorkill: I m a joke too you?

  • @langedelamort999
    @langedelamort999 Рік тому +1

    rewatch for the watch time for you. love the work you do

  • @thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247

    Ah, Iyanden... the Craftworld whose motto might as well be a line from the Supreme Being of "Time Bandits."
    "Dead? No excuse for laying off work."
    Also, I like the Space-Elves AND the Ultra-Smurfs.

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma Рік тому +7

    I want to pick an Army from each faction. For Eldar, I now choose Iyanden, tnx Pancreas 👍
    Also, I greatly appreciate the AoE2 music, very beautiful, very powerful 👌

  • @Kuziminski
    @Kuziminski Рік тому +3

    Fair enough.
    You have me liking a Craftworld.... Or even the knife ears in general. They seem pretty awesome.

  • @luanmantilla3575
    @luanmantilla3575 Рік тому +2

    “I will be as petulant as I want”
    I see why you like them so much

  • @sephiroaone-of-nine101
    @sephiroaone-of-nine101 Рік тому

    loved this, love this alot thank you!

  • @xxbigxx4204
    @xxbigxx4204 Рік тому +3

    Truly he asks the questions that we all wish to know

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 Рік тому +3

    Partnerships that could help unfuck the galaxy take 1: Farsight Enclaves and Iyanden Eldar

  • @MonteKowalsky
    @MonteKowalsky Рік тому +1

    I’ve been thinking about getting back into the hobby lately (last time I was collecting the current wraithlord model was new 💀) have been wanting to dive into Aeldari, but haven’t been able to make up my mind on a craftworld.
    This video has pretty thoroughly solidified Iyanden in my mind. Good fun, thank you!

  • @Arkancide
    @Arkancide Рік тому +1

    I don't know why exactly, but after watching a dozen or more of your other videos this is the video that makes me want to subscribe. Huh. Well, in any case, you're doing great.

  • @nflonfox9783
    @nflonfox9783 Рік тому +10

    Smurf wizard Varro Tigurius didn't go insane and was able to make his presence known to the Hive Mind, and while he didn't hurt it it's still impressive.

    • @mausolus8466
      @mausolus8466 Рік тому +1

      He is Ultramarine. Ultramarines are not impressive (despite the efforts of GW to say otherwise) xD

  • @oly3505
    @oly3505 Рік тому +3

    A video on the wood elves/sylvaneth would be pretty cool for orc/orktober

  • @jmagowan12
    @jmagowan12 Рік тому +1

    Glorious! Also I noticed how ya reuploaded this : p

  • @madmachanicest9955
    @madmachanicest9955 Рік тому +2

    And the ability to buff wraith guard units that unlimited range that is really useful as most soccer can only bump buff within a specific range of the model or their own unit.

  • @derrickjohnson4952
    @derrickjohnson4952 Рік тому +3

    I usually don’t care about elves in settings but in 40k they absolutely my favorite!

  • @ryukshinigami13
    @ryukshinigami13 Рік тому +3

    So since Craftworlds seem to get merc'd every other week in 40k Space Marine lore, what happens to the Eldar souls chilling in their infinity circuits when the Craftworld blows up?

  • @Nyctophora
    @Nyctophora Рік тому

    Good to see a video on Iyanden, my favourite Craftworld.

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman Рік тому +1

    As a few other folks have mentioned the Cicatrix opening basically hard-reset the Hive Mind (and scared the crap out of it to boot), and they *avoid* Tomb Worlds of sufficient development, but you are correct so far as I know in that Yriel is the only canon being to personally and in an immediate action cause what we would understand as the sensation of actual pain to the Hive Mind.
    Cicatrix was a team effort at best and Tomb Worlds only really give a spook, so I personally wouldn’t count either.

  • @nanoblast5748
    @nanoblast5748 Рік тому +8

    wraithbussy getting wraithboned is the final plotpoint of 40k

  • @DickbuttDirk
    @DickbuttDirk Рік тому +3

    I like all of the 40k Factions actually. I'll probably like the votann or whatever they're called once more lore shows up

  • @PoorManatee6197
    @PoorManatee6197 Рік тому +2

    Oh, I looooooove the eldar sooooo much now, probably as much as pancreasnowork, you could even say he doesnt need to keep uploading eldar content as the love for them is already so high ;)
    PD: good video

  • @kevlonk
    @kevlonk Рік тому

    Love this. Please do more Craftworlds (Ulthwe, Alaitoc, the Pieces of Craftworld Formerly Known As Biel-Tan, etc)

  • @grimgrom3355
    @grimgrom3355 Рік тому +3

    The insulin deprived man returns! Listen close and listen well. The master of elves speaks

  • @povilzem
    @povilzem Рік тому +4

    Absolute chadhood, in the face of this greenskin madness.
    Iyanden are my favourites too ;D

  • @joenewkirk6136
    @joenewkirk6136 Рік тому

    Amazing as always

  • @Doombringer_r
    @Doombringer_r Рік тому +1

    Please oh please make more videos on the Eldar Craftworlds, this is great

  • @bobbywesker6114
    @bobbywesker6114 Рік тому +4

    The best Space elf craft world is the least elf of the space elves. Who would have guessed? 😂

  • @wytai3015
    @wytai3015 Рік тому +3

    please use the ultramarine theme song every time you talk about them. please

  • @haldir56
    @haldir56 4 місяці тому

    Hey, a video about the Craftworld I actually play! Always appreciated. Iyanden needs more love. Both in the lore and just from the fan base in general. Ah, and I see you also have homebrew lore about an offshoot of Iyanden. I totally haven’t done that.

  • @TheKagar
    @TheKagar Рік тому

    Thank you for Upload :D

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 Рік тому +5

    Ultramarines: Eldar edition
    :^)

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Рік тому +8

    Pancreas is why I have respect for elves and made me realize how brain dead the elf hate can get to where you swear the elf hater entire brain is just water.
    Edit: when I heard that a Space Marine Chapter wiped out an Entire Craftworld, I’m happy that the Custodes got easily killed by Harlequins (Initially anyway, the tears of the soy boy imperium fan boys might’ve forced a retcon to just be Imperial Guards+3 to be slaughtered instead)
    Edit Edit: Iyanden are Chads, especially because they are actually nice guys in 40k standard

  • @HungTran-gz5em
    @HungTran-gz5em Рік тому

    Yes!! Individual craftworlds. Lets go! Please do individual necron dynasties as well!

  • @dabrickshaw651
    @dabrickshaw651 Рік тому +1

    I dont play or understand warhammer but your commentary is amazing