Watching this video with my dad, he found your comment way funnier than I did. It needs more likes, it has the dad seal of approval that teen boyfriends could only dream of achieving.
John Wick: shoots and fights to electronic music. (For his dog.) *MARK WICK: DANCES, RAPS, SHOOTS AND PISTOL WHIPS TO ELECTRONIC MUSIC. (FOR ALL OF US)*
ARC I saw some replies on your top comment on Mark’s last fnaf video saying you were funny so I finally decided to check you out after seeing THIS comment and they were right! Super funny, keep grinding, subbed!
The recommended way of cleaning your VR headset is to use a microfibre cloth or alcohol wipes. If not you may damage the electronics or scratch your lenses. Mark: *ima just stick a fucking vacuum cleaner up in there*
The aim of the game is to kill on beat while dodging, so it would be to much to ask people to precisely aim and fire. That’s why aiming assistance is forgiving, that’s why he’s not missing. yeah he’s good at the game but not for that reason.
Have Matthew Machaugony (did I spell it right?) come and say "Alright, alright, alright. I ain't white but I sure do act like it." (Jesus, this is more likes then I've ever had and this is just a reply)
people in this community are so kind and loving. there is no other community i’d rather be a part of than this one :) i love y’all more than words can ever describe and i am beyond happy to be here for this journey mark is putting is all through
Mark and Ethan: create Unus Annus where the whole purpose is everything dies Mark: finds spider in headset Me: I’m seeing a pattern here that I’m not sure I like
10% of this comment section: posting legendary quotes from Mark Other 90%: posting “I’m not white but I sure act like it” (which I agree is comedy gold)
Yeess, he is using pink Warfstache juice to boost his power... tis the only way to explain how his aim is so good when he's not even duuual-wielding, I mean come ooooon right?
Mark watching this brought me pure joy. Pistols whip is a great game and watching you play and rap and sing and dance is even better. Thank you for existing.
@@SpaceCowboy92 Makes sense. The point is staying on the beat while dodging all over the place. Forcing people to be on-point with their shots at the same time would be just ridiculous.
*Mark disappears for a week* Everyone: Where the hell is Mark? Mark: *back, with a slightly swollen face* So uh... I got hospitalized from spider bites.
Mark, when selecting the levels you can turn Dual Wielding on in the Modifiers section. Hope you see this comment!
Oh, boy will he love this comment
We need to get it to the top so he sees it
He needs to know tho
Remember that how high you go in the comments relies more on replies then likes so if you want him to see this reply
I would want to do dual wielding, too. It seems like a waste of a hand otherwise.
I love how Mark STILL rhymes when he's scared, or when there's music playing
Good Golly Miss Molly same
Yeah remember the sweet raps during fnaf?
Mark spitten the most fire bars on the planet
Also
mark, an intellectual who can make up lyrics while killing people.
He is a artist!
There's is gunna be a remix of this
His music killer name will be "Mark The Hits Hitman"
@@cursedsteve3290 well most people are to close minded tos ee the difference lol
can do the same thing but ill shut up right here
"I'm not white, but I sure act like it!"
- Mark Edward Fischbach
Exactly I died hearing that
-Michael jackson
Markiplier: *Leaves his headset laying around*
Spider: It's free real-estate
I think i laughed harder than i should have😭😂
Top comment god for u
Old meme good meme
ATTENTION: HALF LIFE 3 OFFICIAL TRAILER RELEASED ON IGN's CHANNEL!! Half Life: Alyx IS VR WITH EVERY OBJECT BEING REAL-TIME INTERACTABLE
@@1tsDean if that's the case I demand another portal game
Mark is dressed like a dad mowing the lawn on a Sunday afternoon and I’m here for it
Watching this video with my dad, he found your comment way funnier than I did. It needs more likes, it has the dad seal of approval that teen boyfriends could only dream of achieving.
Oml yes XD
He's mowing, mowin' down the badddiiees
He's not a dad but he sure acts like it
Kids walk in : Dad?
Mark: making up lyrcs
If someone does not make a remix of marks little singing bits and him making noises I will be largely upset
It sounds like a pink guy song
Someone needs to remix every part of this **THAT ISN'T** the singing just for the hell of it
@@WilliamFischerOfficial Shmoyo is on it. No worries.
**upset sounds**
@@StraySilver Actually?
Mark: i cant rhyme.
Also mark: *starts spitting bars*
Mark: “it’s such an elegant way of doing it” *proceeds to gyrate hips and knees and swing VR remote around*
I laughed WAY to hard on this part😂
John wick the musical
I READED THIS COMMENT EXACTLY WHEN HE SAID IT LOL
@@austincde YES
"I'm not white but I sure act like it." ~Markimoo 2019
Talking to my soul man.
he said that as i read this
Seemed like precise aiming wasn't an issue.
@@mikeyymouse305 noooo...!
Wait but he is white tho. :o
I finally got my black card after 15yrs of being called the "whitest black girl" in the group 😁
*Mark synchronizing with the dubsteps*
Me: *Mindlessly staring at him*
haha lol.
@@bigshrimp6458 LOL.
HAHAHA! xD
@@Ren_1106 XD
haha lol.
John Wick: shoots and fights to electronic music. (For his dog.)
*MARK WICK: DANCES, RAPS, SHOOTS AND PISTOL WHIPS TO ELECTRONIC MUSIC. (FOR ALL OF US)*
John Mark, coming in theatres near you
@@amided3816 mark wick
Mark is better than John Wick confirmed
Can we get a compilation of Mark’s camera during VR games? Not the games, just him dancing around and screaming at unseen things.
VR Markiplier out of context
Without the game's audio aswell XD
This is a need I didn't know I had.
I love how mark casually shoots people while dancing and singing
Wilford Motherloving Warfstache
Easy mode
There is aim assist
Same here. I like how he freestyle rapped at the beginning. Better than me. Hahahaha!
@@VanNessy97 Warfstache posessed him
Its like chara from undertale
Mark: "I'm not white but i sure act like it!"
It's the half german. It's too powerful for you to overcome Mark.
Directionally Challenged as a half Malay have German
True af
You can’t just not act German
Ikr lol
Wait i thought Mark was part Asain.....
Holy shit im slow arent i?😔
@Renee Jordan he's half Korean and half German
Renee Jordan. He’s Korean
It’s scary how mark is so good at this
Fr
Not really. I mean, he’s good, but unless you have deadeye in the game is quite easy
Mark is pro
it's actually pretty easy. the aim assist is very generous.
It kinda has a little bit of aim assist
mark: rhymes a lot
Shmoyoho: "I am inevitable"
Alium 61 yessss
Mark literally has the skills of a hitman while he’s also dancing and free styling
Mark Wick
I'd watch the heck out of this if it was a movie.
Doom could have been his middle name
He's Mister steal yo guns
He really does have the best aim of any UA-camr I've seen. Pure hipfire champion XP
Have you watched a hiest with Markiplier
If there isn’t an animated version of Mark being a “Mafia Boss” something is wrong with the world.
Or a trance song
he even has a gangster name 9:30 The Rack
A gangsta mafia boss trance song is what we need X3 lmao
Also if theres no theres spiders in my eyes animation
Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yumegaru
*lets all respect Mark’s dance moves and freestyle talent*
If there isn’t an animated version of this I give up on humanity
Markiplier you can turn on dual wielding when selecting a level
Ok 👍
“Aw screw it I can’t rhyme”
Proceeds to continue rhyming
"Enough of the rhymes, more for the death!"
*The moment Mark went full gangsta*
This was the moment warfstache came out, without actually coming out
*Markiplier intensifies*
“I’m not white, but I sure act like it”
Shen Doodles lmao
😂
I died to that rhyme.
Shen Doodles pffffft
😂😂😂
I cracked up laughing as soon as I heard that 😂😂😂
can we just appreciate mark's on the spot lyric writing tho? shit's fire
Theory: the man we see in this video is not Mark. It is many headset spiders stacked on top of each other, wearing Mark’s clothes
ARC I saw some replies on your top comment on Mark’s last fnaf video saying you were funny so I finally decided to check you out after seeing THIS comment and they were right! Super funny, keep grinding, subbed!
@@loulou5852 cringe
But that's just a theory
@@vivekagupta A game theory?
Or the spiders have took over his brain. He said a lot more random stuff in this video then he normally does.
The recommended way of cleaning your VR headset is to use a microfibre cloth or alcohol wipes. If not you may damage the electronics or scratch your lenses.
Mark:
*ima just stick a fucking vacuum cleaner up in there*
It's probably fine as long as you're careful to not actually touch anything with the vacuum.
My headsets has no electronics where my face goes
he's afraid of spiders being in there, as we now know thanks to distractible
Mark: "Here's a gun and a bullet. I'm not white but I sure act like it!"
Me: "No. 1 hit right there."
i wonder what his neighbors are thinking
“Get off my back, hop off my sack”
-Markiplier, 2019
YESSSSSS
"I ain't white but i sure act like it"
WHEEZING XD
" go take a nap, here comes the wrack!"
9:30 you mean this?
Mark isn’t missing any of the shots and that terrifies me-
Lol
Yup same
Ever heard of the columbine shooting?
Leeroy Jenkins
I haven’t
@@LocusNevernight no what is it
"Might be hard to kill people with the slower beats" -Markiplier
“I know I look really lame, but I feel so cool,” -Markiplier stating VR in a nutshell.
I feel like Wilford would have a field day with this game
Wilford would play it using real guns.
@@maizeandblue5102 I agree
Are you Ready to cry ?? I'm taking you back 10 years just take a look !!!!
Rainbow Kitten there were so many times that mark sounded/acted like wilford he would literally love this game..
It's now my head cannon that this is wilford pretending to be mark and mark found the video and was like: eh, why not.
Mark actually seems really good at this game he can’t seem to miss
The aim of the game is to kill on beat while dodging, so it would be to much to ask people to precisely aim and fire. That’s why aiming assistance is forgiving, that’s why he’s not missing. yeah he’s good at the game but not for that reason.
@@clevernamerighthere9240 Can confirm, aim assist is pretty strong. Still the game is pretty challenging even at easy on some levels
@@casualgamer9728 dead eye is near impossible for me
AIMBOT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Red Fox I guarantee it’s because he has real life experiences
We need a "Markiplier Animated" of him rhyming. It would be perfect!
Just Amy looking at him through the door like 😳
And Mark just spazzing out XD
@@CaLypSO4456 Totally forgot I commented this lol
@@familyunfriendly1732 lol
@@familyunfriendly1732 remember this comment again
@@CaLypSO4456 both of you
“I can’t rhyme.”
Continues to rhyme.
“Pistol Whip” more like “John Wick Simulator: Dubstep Edition”
that's literally the description of the game😂
ah, u made the comment b4 me.
The Matrix
dubstep edition? so the club scene!
Except most of it isn''t Dubstep. It's Midtempo. HVDES was one of the artists in this game. Check her out. She's definitely not Dubstep.
He’s acting like a 20 year old dad to us but to the enemy he’s John Wick
HuskyWolf Gamer89 for real
He is John Wick 2.0
lmao, he is
"I know I look lame but I feel so cool"
Mark you look like a freaking agent
"I'm not white, but I sure act like it."
*Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?*
Because the hardest choices require the strongest wills
Isn't he half white,half korean though?
@@purgatory8871 Yeah, he's German-Korean mixed
@@purgatory8871 This is correct information.
Because he can
Mark with a hillbilly accent: “I’m not white but I sure act like it”
Have Matthew Machaugony (did I spell it right?) come and say "Alright, alright, alright. I ain't white but I sure do act like it."
(Jesus, this is more likes then I've ever had and this is just a reply)
As i read this mark said it in the vid
Accurate
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts thank you
Yet he's half German. smh
people in this community are so kind and loving. there is no other community i’d rather be a part of than this one :) i love y’all more than words can ever describe and i am beyond happy to be here for this journey mark is putting is all through
we all love you, stay strong maliah❤️❤️
Love you!!
:)
♥️♥️ love you and your comments ive been seeing around
❤️❤️❤️
mark: screaming random nonsense in vr
his neighbors: what in the actual f***
Amy: *This is normal*
Mark: *sees spider in headset*
Also Mark: *plays VR games alot*
@Kamarious Antonio Temple uh what
@Kamarious Antonio Temple what
@Kamarious Antonio Temple did i steal it or did she/he steal it
Dr. Rick Roll your just what the dr ordered
Mark after every song: "This is the coolest game ever!"
When John Wick and Deadpool got an adopted son.
CH5Wi5 yup
Named greff
All I can think is, “is this what it’s like for Warfstache when he goes on a killing spree?”
Markiplier’s singing sounded like the “You reposted on the wrong neighborhood” song
Noooo now they're going to copy right strike him
Oof
When?
Was thinking the same thing, someone should definitely make a markiplier mix from this video for that song
Bushman almost every time he sang
Masked man runs with a gun claiming “there’s spiders in my eyes”
I’m happy that Mark is enjoying himself with this one.
He just can't stop himself from rhyming lol
Mark and Ethan: create Unus Annus where the whole purpose is everything dies
Mark: finds spider in headset
Me: I’m seeing a pattern here that I’m not sure I like
"Here's a gun, and a bullet. I'm not white but I sure act like it" Mark lmao
Literally read that as he said it lol
Is this what John wick sees when he’s killing people
andrew davidson Yh if he took LSD 😂🤣😂
Ask him
AntzPranksTv He’s meth taking
andrew davidson Deadpool maybe. Not John wick.
10% of this comment section: posting legendary quotes from Mark
Other 90%: posting “I’m not white but I sure act like it” (which I agree is comedy gold)
Markiplier rhymes better than most 2019 rappers
Amen
Beatboxing also 7:16
amen
Mark and Felix should collab on a song then!!
*Better than any rapper ever*
The Wilford in him seems to be coming out a lot.
Bree Bree just imagine when he finds out he can have 2 guns
@@cowabanger lol no mercy
I feel like this game really brings out Mark's inner dork
And we all love the inner dork. At least I do. ^_^
I can’t get over his dancing 😂
Mark: *gets stuck in a dead-end rhyme*
Also Mark: *furiously begins making up words*
Shakespeare: "Am I a joke to you?"
The CunningHam 😂😂😂😂😂
Bold of you to assume Shakespeare never made up words
“Elbow”
“Bandit”
“Lonely”
Lots more
@@BlizzardofDreams Welcome to the joke, glad you could make it ;3
The CunningHam r/whooosh
@@9dash Me or him?
"Get full of lead"
"Oooo I need some bread"
chara 221B THAT BOI NEED SUM BREEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDD
best rhyme i've heard ever lol
When Mark chooses pink for his gun, I only think that Warfstache is emerging yet again.
Yeess, he is using pink Warfstache juice to boost his power... tis the only way to explain how his aim is so good when he's not even duuual-wielding, I mean come ooooon right?
His aim is crazy! More than once I was like "HOT DAMN!"
reality: Markiplier is a secret agent on acid listening to his favorite tunes
“Imma hit you in the head, your gonna go straight to bed, get full of lead”
Greatest lyrics ever
Joe Hannon OH I NEED SOME BREAD!
Susan Z 😂😂😂
Markiplier can rap way better than any other rapper lmao
8:15 hahaha
He got some bars tbh
Mark: Trys to rhyme in the midst of heated vr combat
Me: mmm beautiful
Someone needs to make a makiplier song out of this, schmoyoho we need you.
I 100% agree
Stryfe Vidmar ikr that would be perfect
I think this is it 😂
@schmoyoho!! Get on thissss
AGREED
I love how marks natural instinct when he gets into the game is to just shoot everyone
Me too
Isn’t that everyone’s natural instinct because I do that to lol
@@CaLypSO4456 yea same though it be funny to point out
Also nice hoodie
@@itsataco8829 Thx!
Lucas the spider trying to get a collab.
more like a cobllab
Game: *starts music*
Mark: *Warfstache mode engaged*
I would love if he actually did the wharfstache voice
@@EzekiesAcheron Yes!
Imagine if there was no game to this, he was just going mad from the spider in his eye
Lol ha ha
This game should be called "John Wick Simulator"
In the description for the game it credits John wick alot lol
There is a set called the john wick, there is no aim assist dual pistols.
Also john wick practice where the enemies don't shoot back
His inner *Warfstach* is coming out in this video. Weird noises, cheesy rhymes, and death.
_Lots of death._
_Lots and lots of death. And it's fun._
Underrated comment
Game: “ Duck “
Mark: * Squats *
Game: :0
Mark is secretly gonna be in the next just dance game and this was his resume for the game
Mark remembered the lesson from Ludvig Von bullingcrusher: NEVER STOP SQUATING TO MAKE MOTHER COUNTRY PROUD
My roommate got this the day it came out
You have to move a lot farther than it seems and squats are necessary
Nobody:
Mark spitting bars
"Get off my back, hop off my sack, go take a nap."
Markiplier 2019
Are you Ready to cry ?? I'm taking you back 10 years just take a look !!!!
@@burakbayrakc3504 5:44
@@selina7515 i need that please just look
@@burakbayrakc3504 oh...
I saw this comment right as he said it lol
schmoyoho's gonna have a f-ckin field day with this vid
This feels like it already is one, without the autotune haha
MARK. THERE IS A DUAL WIELD OPTION IN THE MODIFIERS MENU!!!
@Markiplier
@Markiplier
@Markiplier
needs so many of the likes
@Markiplier
Mark: "Alright I'm just gonna stop rhyming now"
Two seconds later...
Mark: *Starts rhyming*
"pistol whip is like beatsaber, in that, it's got music."
i'm glad that we've established that beatsaber is the only game with music
I wonder how much he would like Audica, since its like this but with 2 guns but more stationary like Beat Saber
It's funny how Mark has more skill than most people in action movies
jackie chan begs to differ
@@MrJizzinmypantz He said "most"...
“I feel like I’ve seen this before, been here before”
A heist with Markiplier reference?
Big Brain comment
"oh, my brain! it got exploded! oh god, i hope i don't get all bloated!" 😂🤣
Mark: Screw it, I can’t rhyme
Nobody:
Mark: *Makes rhymes*
You just gotta believe in yourself!
Not gonna lie, mark made some mad Rhymes! this man is pure. xD
Nothing screams american more than mark dancing while shooting at the air XD he dances so naturally Lmao
Does anyone else get major Jake Peralta energy when he starts doing little songs
“I’m gonna shoot ya in the head
You’re gonna go straight to bed
Oh God get full of lead
Oh I need some bread”
Markiplier -2019
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS RIGHT AFTER HE SAID IT
Bars.
I felt that
i read this right as he said it lmaoo
Mark is a great singer everyone should look up him singing
Oh yeah
Well, anyone who saw Heist will know that is an *awesome* singer.
I mean, he's got quite the talent.
Benjamen Lebedev When did he sing in Heist?
I know right
@@chaos5917 spoilers, but - when you get to the jail segment, you'll see what I'm talking about.
We *NEED* "I don't wanna be free" in this game
Heavy dubstep remix. I can picture that
mega leo yes we do, and then there’s just mark singing and try to dance to it so he fails because he just singing and dancing
Mark watching this brought me pure joy. Pistols whip is a great game and watching you play and rap and sing and dance is even better. Thank you for existing.
Almost all headshots, is he an actual assassin or is it just the game
The aim assist is pretty forgiving haha
@@SpaceCowboy92 Makes sense. The point is staying on the beat while dodging all over the place. Forcing people to be on-point with their shots at the same time would be just ridiculous.
There is a hardcore modifier that turns the aim assist off, it makes the game super hard
@@blastinus3714 well...
Live footage of Warfstache in the army. Before he got his magnum
*Mark disappears for a week*
Everyone: Where the hell is Mark?
Mark: *back, with a slightly swollen face* So uh... I got hospitalized from spider bites.
Wheelbarrow Byers yep
Oof
"I know I look really lame, but I feel really cool"
don't worry mark, if I saw you laying those moves down at a party I would be impressed
Lmao markiplier dancing in the top left is honestly content on its own
I feel like this is the dream of an 80's kid about what the future was gonna be like
Dubstep and this style wasn't around at that time.
this is absolutely what some 80s kid hoped the future would hold
Mark: “I’m not white but I sure act like it.”
Lol
ha *F U N N I N E S S* intesifies
I want that on a t-shirt hahaha
😆💕 gotta love him
Isn’t he half white
@@boygenius538_8 He's half German but if you count that as white then I guess
You know, I feel that VR aiming is easier than Aiming on a PC.
I just think mark is some sort of special agent spy type dude
@@friedtable3161 Damn, you right
Its just as follows: fiddle with calibration, point, and ahoot
It’s not
This game has extremely generous auto aim
Who else is waiting until someone makes a song of mark playing this and him dancing
Soooo, like a Schmoyoho remix?
@@ZachYohama exactly
@@doc3267 nice
Look up "It's raining men" and "the living tombstone."
I feel like this is the game Wilford Warfstache would enjoy.
Wait a minute... MAYBE HE SEES THE WORLD LIKE THIS!!!
I suddenly want a 'Warfstache Plays' series or something where he plays the trippy games Mark finds.
hMmMmMM I wonder whYyYYYyyyy