I like how Markiplier shouts "Land your taint on my mouth!" while wearing a shirt that reads: Future President... I don't know about you guys but I'd vote for him.
@@Ardeleus, I'm gonna be logical for a second, let's say that Mark is approaching the speed of light with his slow motion, that would mean that he is slapping with the power of a metric schmidt ton of TNT.
@@Radbaguette exactly what I thought. This got recommended to me while i was scrolling while having dinner, and saw this mission. Insane prediction lmfao
@@thecousinerds2145 imagining Mark with fly voice going "Stop. Don't do that. Don't kill him. Rethink your life choices. Don't! Stop! Don't Do It! NOOOOOO!"
Love the fact that no matter how long or how many videos mark has done and how much money he's made. Its still so easy to relate to him as a normal regular guy
you can relate every youtuber like a regular guy cus they are. no matter what pewdiepie is just like us jackseptic eye is just like us bla bla bla. just because they make money out of it and is known on youtube they are a regular person. not a star or anything.
nah, if it did it wouldn't make those moments special. Like a double rainbow, a wonderful thing that needs to be enjoyed while it's there, as a happy accident of creation :P
'Scuse me mister you're doing it wrong. Here, let me take that... **aims bullet correctly and shoots client** Wait I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
HR: We've had multiple sexual harassment claims filed against you. Mark: I don't know what your talking about. HR: It says you stole their clothes... Mark: It was an accident... HR: You accidentally stole their clothes multiple times? Mark: ...yes HR: We're filing a lawsuit against you....
I love how mark says "am I facing the right way?" than looks and says "absolutely not." than a little bit later "how did I get turned around again?" "haha oops."
Now I will tell you a story about a young woman who was sealed in a small room. In the room was a furnace, and five keys. She was told that each of the five keys would unlock one of five doors outside her room. Inside each room was a child that she could take with her as she fled the building. But she was only allowed to leave her own room with one key, not all five. Desperate to find a way to save all five children, the woman melted the five keys together in the furnace to create a single key, hoping it would unlock all five doors. Of course, it did not work that way. Now her key opened none of the doors. Rather than leaving there with the key to one life, she had taken with her the key to five deaths.
Imagine someone, suddenly walks into marks recording room while he’s recording and see’s mark just yelling at his wall Mark: K-KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!! and then slowly walks out the of the room wondering what they’re doing with their life 😂
Mark... Kevin's deaf. You were told this so many times at the meetings. We also need to talk about your sexual harassment. The Employee's have been told to ignore you until such a time as you have completed the necessary courses.
Just watched your 4 year video, and Mark i just want to say. Thank you so much for all the laughter you've made me endure. Your videos make me so happy, so interested, and so euphoric, it's amazing. thank you for the 5 years of gameplay and laughter and happiness. You're the best Mark
I don't have the funds to get a VR setup without also becoming homeless, but this game actually looks legit super fun to play. Thanks for the vid, Mark!
Yeah, it does. As a music tech person myself Im pretty interested in his setup and also as in why his mic goofed XDD my guess is phantom power disappearing, or some software and driver things goofing up...but oh well
26:20: *half naked man suddenly crouches, turns and runs toward flashlight/camera* Me: *gasp* that’s not Billy Bob anymore.... he’s become like HeeHoo...
Bob jumps Mark: Wait I need you to look at your policy! Bob falls to the ground Bob's hair flies. Mark: Well at least you signed your paper work Me: -dying air and breath- XD
I love how he caught the bullet and then did the assassin's job for him, and the music just stops like "wait a minute..."
I imagine that classic record scratch
*I cant breath*
@@Yawnford are you choking or something?
“Sceuse me”
Accidental murderer
@@Yawnford me too
This game deserves more attention. One of the best VR experiences out there.
CaptainSauce hello
Wow didn’t expect captainsauce to be here, I’ve been a fan of your channel for a long time and please continue knockout league
CaptainSauce you should do infinite overtime mechanic in job simulator
Superhot VR and Paint the town red just had a baby and it is beautiful!
CaptainSauce omg lolXD
Love how mark doesn’t question how the gloves slow time and teleport but questions the ability to catch bullets
River York 1:13
River York and the logistics of a guys office being permanently in an elevator
The teleporting thing is because of vr
exactly
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeginningofthevideoandonlyopcandothewooshcertificstion
Mark: *takes knife from mugger*
Me: seems simple eno-
Also Mark: *stabs said knife into Mugger’s skull in a haze of confusion*
Me: ah of course,
I like how Markiplier shouts "Land your taint on my mouth!" while wearing a shirt that reads: Future President... I don't know about you guys but I'd vote for him.
same
Jackson Skipper In the morgue
@@hatstorm1097 😳
Same
I’d vote for him aswell
Mark: *catches bullet* ‘scuse me
Also Mark: *proceeds to turn around the throw the bullet at client*
@Andrew Voza i honestly forgot i commented this. i wrote this comment a year ago lmao
Bc he deserves it lmao
I didn’t know hippees where violent
Lol yeah that was hilarious
Hmm... an old comment with only a few replies! Let’s reply!
Mark: *Drops pan*
Mark: *Starts slapping birds*
Yan
I died from laughing
Who needs pans when you got super time gloves?
@@Ardeleus, I'm gonna be logical for a second, let's say that Mark is approaching the speed of light with his slow motion, that would mean that he is slapping with the power of a metric schmidt ton of TNT.
NononoNOnononononono!
Alternate title: Markiplier shouting at Kevin for 40 minutes.
Pretty much lol
I don't even know what I did.
@@JumbleHumbles you did everything...thats what kevin (one of which is stealing dons last batch of cookies)
41
And Kevin just ignoring him, exactly a Kevin thing to do, that or locking you in a dungeon to make paintings for him to sell.
“Unlike a normal clipboard, it is very expensive.”
Welcome to marketing, kids.
Also, because it shoots out confetti every time he completes a mission
I'm only ten minutes in but that part made me laugh
XD yas queen
That’s how businesses flex on other businesses
i saw this as soon as he said it
Doesn't teleport to save the man, but teleports to the sign to look at vr girls...
Classic mark
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) i would do the same
@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 too bad they are minecrafted though i prefer women to at least look like people not literal blockheads
jaden yuki mark don’t got no preferences
@@larrz4889 ikr but every time i see something like that my first thought is "but pornhub"
@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 Me too :p
Other UA-camrs: *play game normally*
Mark: *confused screaming*
I love how his shirt says “future president”
Man was foreshadowing
YES I KNEW SOMEONE NOTICED. IT WAS SET UP ALL ALONG, HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE DAY HE WOULD BE ELIGIBLE TO BECOME PRESIDENT.
REAL MARKIPLIER FOR PRESIDENT 2024‼️‼️
This game predicted the failed assassination
@@Radbaguette exactly what I thought. This got recommended to me while i was scrolling while having dinner, and saw this mission. Insane prediction lmfao
Not the only thing it foreshadowed 😂
*has wrist bands on*
*drops controller*
*does some badass Mcree shit*
"alright lets go..."
Pew pew it's High Noon
Where’d that tumbleweed come from?
Mark: *catches bullet to stop it from hitting the president*
Also Mark: *launches same bullet at president*
Mark: Oh oops
hahahaha
U act like that's a bad thing
*Music stops*
I know I wouldn't save him.
Lmao i love his shade 😂
"Like a regular clipboard, it can hold information"
"Unlike a regular clipboard, it is very expensive."
Economy
Thrifty, isn't it
gucci in a nutshell
@@zuperdude7701
Really any brand item is the same. It's the name/brand that sells, not the item itself.
I love all of the references in this game like the ROUS from the Princess Bride, the couple from Up and the crows from Alfred Hitchcock’s the Birds.
Also Criminal Minds (Kevin &Garcia)
Indiana Jones
So far I havent seen anyone other than you in the comments talking about the ROUS, I'm glad you got that reference :D
I'm late but also Dio T-shirt
Stop!
He gets the bullet and flicks it at his client.
Oh wait.
(The assasin says thanks)
Wait does he
Ah epic battle fantasy , nice profile picture xd
5:25
Achievement Unlocked: The exact opposite of your job
When someone has a knife and is lunging to kill someone, talk to them. As if they were a dog. *NO. Don't kill him. Don't. DON'T...*
I don't think they'll listen to reason at that point......
Wouldn’t a person that’s 10x the normal speed would sound like a fly?
@@thecousinerds2145 imagining Mark with fly voice going "Stop. Don't do that. Don't kill him. Rethink your life choices. Don't! Stop! Don't Do It! NOOOOOO!"
5:22 it’s so funny how he stops the bullet just to send it exactly where the criminal wanted it to go
He was just making sure he didn't miss
@@DoubleADwarfthat aged well
"How bout you don't do that" *grabs the bullet and immediately turns and kills the person* 😂
Man shark loops law quakes owned sees elks
Demand ends mean sands mamdmsaqsuiwsjxzxmmzpq
Shows how he feels about Trump tbh.
yeah lol
Lol its actually funny cuz i dont think America likes him anymore.
Computer: NOW IM GOING TO PLACE THESE DANGEROUS WEAPONS HERE
Mark:(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
aaantonzzz what time is that
Actually never mind i already saw it
@@popamanraeva8733 yeah acctually watch stuff
@@nathanowen2042 rude
Mark: *Takes shirt off Dianne*
Dianne: *has bra*
Mark: *Takes shirt of kevin*
Kevin: *has bra*
Mark: uhhh...... well I’m gonna assume that’s normal
I just started watching this video and I am laughing out loud
wow
Me too
That is gay ... wait no it’s lesbian cause gay means happy in dictionary
@Craze Guy You’re so self-centered that you think you could change my orientation
Guy shoots ask president
Mark: here just let me help you
*shooter enters and tries to shoot target*
(Mark) hey mister how about u don’t do that
*mark grabs bullet and throws it right back at the target*
LMAO
So stupid yet so hilarious
Or Like the Default Voice for anything.
Well, it WAS a Trump clone...😆
I do the same thing if I could slow down time lol
...
Mark: Am i facing the right way?
Mark: nope.
*turns back around*
At least we got to see that bootay
Glad I watched the same video as you
@@mrjohnfrak6119 had
A hands hand make Asian ma lull km mm ml seowsjsjdsjsmsmmsjjwjwjsjsmwdkd open
epic gamer Lmao
Mark: needs to save a politician
Also mark: grabs assassin’s bullets and kills the politician with them
Love the fact that no matter how long or how many videos mark has done and how much money he's made. Its still so easy to relate to him as a normal regular guy
you can relate every youtuber like a regular guy cus they are. no matter what pewdiepie is just like us jackseptic eye is just like us bla bla bla. just because they make money out of it and is known on youtube they are a regular person. not a star or anything.
I want to talk to you girl HAPPY birthday my love to you love you too soon still love you Your in the yrs
Cool
Adem Bolat he is a normal regular guy
*takes gun from bad guy*
"Thank you, I'll take that"
*throws it back at him with no effect*
I wish Mark's mic would fail more often, that was hilarious!
Mac Foraday agreed 😂 I was expecting a Binging with Babish-type voiceover but this was so much better
Mac Foraday my favorite part was when the computer actually said “hablooshky” correctly
Where?
nah, if it did it wouldn't make those moments special. Like a double rainbow, a wonderful thing that needs to be enjoyed while it's there, as a happy accident of creation :P
I love how he assists in the assassination without hesitation
(Please never stop replying)
Nice pronunciation
Rhyme reunification!!
Great cooperation
tomorrow’s christmas!!! oh, the anticipation!!!
@@anaelizabethp Its christmas now, Cool decorations
'Scuse me mister you're doing it wrong. Here, let me take that... **aims bullet correctly and shoots client** Wait I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
Evil Boobookin. He did a justice for the country of amireca
You don't have to take a political leaning to find it hilarious. In fact, because of how obvious the reference is, it makes the bit funnier.
I think he was trying to set the bullet down and it just continued on it's path instead
No matter the intention, people are getting all fussy over a legitimately funny moment.
keep crying in your hillary pillow.
I think Dianne and Kevin must be office pets to keep the workers calm. They mill about like a roomba but look like coworkers.
Mark: ummm... Ummm.... Return to sender????
Me:*falls out of chair laughing*
Was I the only one to think of Minecraft's "Return to Sender" achievement when he said this?
Yurtle Lurtle yes yes you are.
why did u laught so hard at that??????
@@yurtlelurtle1320 HE STILL KNOWS ABOUT MINECRAFT
@@ExtremusStupidus LETS PROTECT HIM. HE SHOULD NEVER DIE!!!
"I wonder why this video is trending and trying to get into my feed?"
"... Oh jeez... Wow, really guys? You're rewatching this because of that?"
As someone who missed the video when it originally released, I am glad the algorithm raised it because it was an entertaining video.
Game: save the client
Mark: Shots him in the face
Dino Eevee42 shots him lol
*shoot
It's a Trump ripoff. It's fine.
*Shoots
Jesus fuck this entire subthread is one giant stroke
Honestly Mark is the least qualified person for saving lives.
*Has surgeon simulator flashbacks*
Mark: *kills bad guys*
Also Mark: “I feel bad about this”
@WrldboyTheOmega im not a trump hater but some of his hate is deserved
correct me if im wrong
@@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 ur mom
@@yeet7382 oMfG original insult
The enemy soldiers had a family
@@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 If the insult is terrible, why are you so offended?
5:18 That scene is straight up out of a serious / comedy movie. I died laughing so hard of that XD
"I feel like, maybe we should be concerned about the long term repra-kevin, kevin, kevin, k-kevin, KEVIN!" 7:25
Someone Needs To Animate This
Especially bob the clown
HR: We've had multiple sexual harassment claims filed against you.
Mark: I don't know what your talking about.
HR: It says you stole their clothes...
Mark: It was an accident...
HR: You accidentally stole their clothes multiple times?
Mark: ...yes
HR: We're filing a lawsuit against you....
so truue
I love how mark says "am I facing the right way?" than looks and says "absolutely not." than a little bit later "how did I get turned around again?" "haha oops."
*Grabs bullet and immediately kills Ron Clump*
-Mark 2018
I couldn't stop laughing at that🤣🤣🤣
Love that
*Is told to save Ronald bump, immediately shoots bump*
mark subliminally showing us his political view smh
Raghava Matta yes, because shooting a president in the face is soooo subliminal 😂
That's ma boi.
+Raghava Matta I thought the exact same thing. Like at-least be a tiny bit more subtle and make a joke about it. @_@ eck.
Casey Overland I laughed so hard
I love how Mark always just jumps into games all confused :P
Same
Yep
Heh heh...
Heh
This did NOT age well... 5:15 (Or very well...)
Id say it aged really well tbh
@@BurningMarsh fair point
I love that mark immediately shot Clump
@@torrom9207 Perfection
Bru💀
the only thing i heard when the robot was talking was candy cadet😂 “i Am CaNdY cAdEt”
CandyCandyCandyCandyCandyCandy
omg, it's like the exact same voice. i didn't even notice.
Now I will tell you a story about a young woman who was sealed in a small room. In the room was a furnace, and five keys. She was told that each of the five keys would unlock one of five doors outside her room. Inside each room was a child that she could take with her as she fled the building. But she was only allowed to leave her own room with one key, not all five. Desperate to find a way to save all five children, the woman melted the five keys together in the furnace to create a single key, hoping it would unlock all five doors. Of course, it did not work that way. Now her key opened none of the doors. Rather than leaving there with the key to one life, she had taken with her the key to five deaths.
[AIRHORN
I actually just commented about that lol
Mark: *throws balloon in first attempt and sees it float*
Mark but again: “how do level?”
"I feel like we should be concerned about the long term repra-kevin, Kevin ,Kevin...KEVIN"....
A.D.D at it finest..lol
Imagine someone, suddenly walks into marks recording room while he’s recording and see’s mark just yelling at his wall
Mark: K-KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!!
and then slowly walks out the of the room wondering what they’re doing with their life 😂
I believe your talking about amy😂
Mark: literally chops someone’s head off
Also mark: my bad
why did "i like to kick the air" make me laugh so much XD
Mark... Kevin's deaf. You were told this so many times at the meetings. We also need to talk about your sexual harassment. The Employee's have been told to ignore you until such a time as you have completed the necessary courses.
5:00 in and I now know why this was in my recommended videos. -July 14th 2024.
Person: *jumps out of flaming building*
Mark: "Helloooo", "did u make it?"
Person: yes
Mark: what cost?
Person: i lost everything
Kevin rockin' that pink bra though
Courtney Kline You are sexy
What a twist 😂🤣😂
Carpenter Gaming still the bra was the game's plot twist
Kong Fu Panda And no one would fall for you on UA-cam ^-^""
Kong Fu Panda And shes probably like 12-16 what the fucks wrong with you mate.
I just finished the video, thinking it was a fifteen minute one, not noticing that I was watching for forty minutes already.
Nah his videos are just that entertaining
the second mission being "ron clump" and this video being recommended to me only now is... something shshehd
See's a criminal about to stab someone " Stop, don't do that"
I laughed so hard when he accidentally took off their shirts 😂😂
"I'm not short I'm very tall" with google voice lol
Mark making sure Clump got assassinated whilst wearing a “future president” t-shirt was beautifully poetic!
I feel bad for Kevin. He just wants that promotion...
Kevin and dianne: *walks perfectly natural while naked*
Mark: ummmm...
This video was posted JUST IN TIME to make my day a whole lot better
Mark: "I just killed a man"
Me: "mama oooooooooooooo"
mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Mamaaaaa... Life had just begun! But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaay!
@@NateSchulte MAMMAAAA OOOOOOOOOO~ I DONT WANNA DIE~
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cue rock solo(
Im just a poor boy nobody love me HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY spared from this life from this nonstandard
Mark: "Excuse me." *Grabs bullet and aims it at Tr-Clump's head* Way to show a killer how it's done, Mark! Lmfao
I died laughing unlike poor Clump :c
Yep hit the dislike button
google inc get out of here kid
You get out of here kid, Why don't you marry him if you love him so much so go on marry him.
Danielle The Changeling Nice grammar. It is _very_ clear who the "him" is...
Just watched your 4 year video, and Mark i just want to say. Thank you so much for all the laughter you've made me endure. Your videos make me so happy, so interested, and so euphoric, it's amazing. thank you for the 5 years of gameplay and laughter and happiness. You're the best Mark
I don't have the funds to get a VR setup without also becoming homeless, but this game actually looks legit super fun to play.
Thanks for the vid, Mark!
24:19 if you can operate 10x faster than the normal human because those gloves manipulate time or something, he’s going REAL fast
Mark: How are my gloves supposed to deflect the bullets?
Me: Vibranium
I only love my king and wakanda im sorry
“Get this man a shield”
Vanillama728 lol infinity war was good film
Black Hole Gaming lol
@@Leonard_Euler but incredibly sad emotionally it was a good movie though the person kind of sounds like J.A.R.V.I.S/Vision
Oh my god that vr room is awesome. It looks like his music room as well
Yeah, it does. As a music tech person myself Im pretty interested in his setup and also as in why his mic goofed XDD my guess is phantom power disappearing, or some software and driver things goofing up...but oh well
All this looks like to me is...like bots
I find you in every youtuber s chat. Bro
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist.
5 seconds later
XX
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Princess bride
I was hopping someone else would notice that reference
Ha you got the reference
I am so glad that there are at least another 135 people here who get this reference.
Ever heard of capybaras
I love how he forgets forgets to catch the bullet in 5:35 throws it at the president
*insert joke about the robot having the same text to speech voice as candy cadet from ffps*
*C A N D Y*
*C A N D Y*
*C A N D Y*
saygoodbye -sfm Are you I have heard that voice before now I know what it is thank you I will subscribe
OH YEAH I was about to do that but now I can’t because yours is too perfect
Return to saygoodbye -sfm again, and maybe he will tell you a joke.
come get you candy here , i have candy all day candy candy candy , return to candy cadet again and maybe i will tell you a story
I love how they have represented the couple from up.
69th like
I come back to replay 15:22 every once in a while. Wheeze
5:29 - Don't worry Mark, that's a totally normal and instinctive reaction to being asked to save Trump! 😂
So you're a murderer in the making, cool, good to know.
5:23 *shoots the guy*
*Looks forward and then back*
Oh shit.
Great coverup for your mic droping out mark. I was laughing the entire time.
munchie654 Time?
It was at some point in the video above. Maybe try watching it.
Keidryn Winters thanks for the help I didn't know I was supposed to watch the video
Same
Same
My name is Candy cadet. Get your candy here.
Candy. Candy. Candy.
Tim Unternährer CANDY. CANDY. CANDY
Tim Unternährer C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y
Tim Unternährer C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y!
C A N D Y. C A N D Y. C A N D Y.
WHEN HE TOOK TO SHIRT OFF DIANE Mark: Oh...Oh shit Diane-D-Diane I- *takes shirt off kevin* HE HAS A BRA A PINK ONE LOL
Lol I was just wondering about that
17:36 I died when he just took the gun from the guy and threw it😂😂
"Lets get that outta here"🤣
Bonus levels please
Bryce Mckenzie I want those gloves in the beginning!!!!!!!!!
Shock Dojo
Those gloves are awesome, but they remind me of the power glove
@@brycevo "I love the power glove... It's so bad."
k-k-k-k-kevin?
kevin?
kevin!
kevin!
KEVIN!
Yes?
Kevin
Nicholas W. jevin the girl
*K E V I N*
KevLin2408YT ur name is kevlin not Kevin
26:20: *half naked man suddenly crouches, turns and runs toward flashlight/camera*
Me: *gasp* that’s not Billy Bob anymore.... he’s become like HeeHoo...
Mark left the cursor in the screen
Ethan Lim he did
That son of a-
Person
just like teachers do
I hate you for pointing that out
33:09 I guess you could say the crows were a murder of murderers
Get it? Because a flock of crows is called a murder?
genius
Booooooo
"This one's a pickle" don't you mean, a _pickle in the eye_ Mark
terry jeffrey lol too many puns
I came back to watch this and the ron clump person is... Oh the irony
Little did he know that the mouse curser was still there
Bmo Fan ikr
See
JC was Here. I know I was like uhh
I only noticed after reading this...now im so annoyed XD
JC nice eye
Notice that’s it’s like Robo Recall except your not equipped with guns. Your equipped with a hyper/high tech glove.
zjoshuac Glad someone else knows that game. It’s one of the most underrated games I’ve played.
You get it for free with the oculus rift, so I imagine a ton of people have played it, even if it isn't often talked about.
The fact that jimmy exotic has a camera while coming out of the nightclub gives me weird vibes
Hmmmm
5:00 This hits differently in 2024.
I'm insanely proud of the first try at your second mission.
the mouse on the screen the whole time hahahaha
I am so glad I didn't notice that
hahaha lucky!
hahaha you're welcome!
Yeah, you'd think so hahahaha oh well. I guess he's entiltled to a mistake here and there haha
Great. Now I can't unsee it
Bob jumps
Mark: Wait I need you to look at your policy!
Bob falls to the ground
Bob's hair flies.
Mark: Well at least you signed your paper work
Me: -dying air and breath- XD
28:49 Might just be the best content in the whole video. The beauties of editing.
MARKIPLIER
UNIVERSE SIMULATOR
IN VR
YES IT EXISTS!!!!!
WE NEED ANOTHER SONG!!!!!!
X EMPIRE the question is:
Can his brain handle the rendering?!?
Levi Griffin
It probably can't but it would be nice to see him lose his mind again.