You Don’t Know Your Mom Is Crazy Until You’re Older. Jose Sarduy - Full Special

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  • @kNotAfrayed
    @kNotAfrayed 3 роки тому +2896

    "That thing in your hand, it FLOATS!"
    I died...

  • @amandavirgadamo4196
    @amandavirgadamo4196 2 роки тому +1830

    The laughter from this show helped to ease the pain of childbirth for me. I listened to this while I was having contractions with my youngest and it kept my spirits up and had my midwife dying laughing. Normally people choose music and other things to relax and I chose this episode. It was wonderful

    • @cedarpoplar
      @cedarpoplar 2 роки тому +91

      Mis. You're not alone. Sometimes I have very stressful days working in Construction and the only thing that keeps my head straight is a good laugh. Congrats on your giving childbirth.

    • @saryntoews
      @saryntoews 2 роки тому +39

      That’s so amazing!! Also congratulations to you and those in your life- wishing you a speed recovery as well

    • @jmatt4life
      @jmatt4life 2 роки тому +8

      He does look Mexican.

    • @Angel2011
      @Angel2011 2 роки тому +3

      Congratulations 🎊

    • @katrinagraves1088
      @katrinagraves1088 Рік тому +5

      That's an awesome idea!

  • @maryburr3145
    @maryburr3145 2 роки тому +1209

    Came upon this by accident and am blown away- his material is so original and he’s hilarious!

    • @Guitarbarella
      @Guitarbarella 2 роки тому +11

      Hes also gorgeous with being funny which helps.

    • @katlinekate3971
      @katlinekate3971 2 роки тому +8

      Cubans can relate to this. I saw a chicken die at 7 , pigs, cows etc all delicious.

    • @LostboyXWife
      @LostboyXWife 2 роки тому +1

      me too

    • @navdeepsingh3508
      @navdeepsingh3508 Рік тому +5

      Blown away by the last joke.. 🤣

    • @tspks2128
      @tspks2128 Рік тому +2

      Yes he is hilarious 😂

  • @synergy2222
    @synergy2222 4 місяці тому +37

    Cuban Latina here, first born American generation. This guy is one of the best comedians I've ever listened to! My mom and dad were in the Air Force Civil Air Patrol - dad was a Major, mom a First Lieutenant, and her brother was a jet fighter in the Air Force. I learned a lot about that military life and being on bases in So. CAL. The cadets were the nicest, wholesome young Patriots I'd ever met. Every so often dad would invite them to our house and he and they would all jam with their instruments to songs from the early/mid 60's. I'll never forget those days. I felt so proud to be a part of it at an early age. In grade school I'd teach my friends the military alphabet and they would come over to my house and I'd let them listen to our HAM radio traffic. For me it was normal. I hope it inspired any of them to enlist in the military! ❤

  • @lizashworth5315
    @lizashworth5315 3 роки тому +4826

    I thought I would finish watching this act to help me fall asleep.. My husband just begged me to go out of the room because I was laughing too hard and shaking the bed. And yes, I am tearing up.

    • @Freedomhunter24
      @Freedomhunter24 3 роки тому +62

      Same… I almost busted a gut laughing so hard! I forwarded to my kids (my daughter’s bf family is Mexican) and all my latino(?) spanish(?) mexican(?) friends… Don’t know which label is PC… just know they all fire off rapidly in a language I only know what ‘puta’ means (& 1st learned word when an Italian patient called me that at 16 & my co-worker had to tell me it was not a compliment! Lol)…. This guy is hysterical

    • @jamiehatcher9785
      @jamiehatcher9785 3 роки тому +102

      Omg thats so freaky .....me too thats exactly what I did in my difance I did put hand over my mouth but the bed was still shaking n I woke him up! 😅 I guess comedy wasn't what we should hav choose to help us fall asleep next to our husbands...🤣🤣🤣

    • @Freedomhunter24
      @Freedomhunter24 3 роки тому +38

      @@jamiehatcher9785 well at least y’all were not laughing at your husbands… that’s dicey. Hahaga

    • @DebHenry
      @DebHenry 3 роки тому +26

      it's 4am and i agree.

    • @CaliforniatoWestAfrica
      @CaliforniatoWestAfrica 3 роки тому +54

      that was funny by itself...a husband begging his wife to get out of bed hahaha!

  • @inyofacekid
    @inyofacekid 3 роки тому +4575

    I shadowed this guy during his approach shift as a student pilot and he’s was real funny cracking jokes with the others there. He’s in the perfect career field.

    • @RW-ob4en
      @RW-ob4en 3 роки тому +108

      So what you’re sayin’ is...I don’t want see him sitting in the cockpit of my commuter flight...!

    • @vmgreenspoon
      @vmgreenspoon 3 роки тому +5

      L

    • @Positivekitten
      @Positivekitten 3 роки тому +130

      Now all I can think of is the old bill Engvall routine; “oh great, I got the funny pilot!”

    • @damiangrouse4564
      @damiangrouse4564 3 роки тому +114

      @@RW-ob4en With his training and experience. I would want him in any flight my family is in

    • @larrydee9370
      @larrydee9370 3 роки тому +55

      I'd pay to se em
      My new comedian
      Can't wait to hear
      More

  • @SlimKeith11
    @SlimKeith11 3 роки тому +4292

    This guy is awesome!! I've never seen him before. I"m having a lousy morning, my brother died and this guy made me laugh for the first time in a few days. I'm grateful.

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 роки тому +66

      Hello
      How are you doing

    • @vickilark2608
      @vickilark2608 3 роки тому +135

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @elfaygobaca
      @elfaygobaca 3 роки тому +101

      I’m so sorry to hear about your brother.

    • @themostcraftynurse3914
      @themostcraftynurse3914 3 роки тому +81

      I’m so sorry about your brother friend. How are you? Please know I’m keeping you in my prayers.

    • @melissamartindale4431
      @melissamartindale4431 3 роки тому +66

      Laughter IS healing. Then again, I can't imagine the loss...how are you doing? Truly asking.

  • @lydiakvlogs
    @lydiakvlogs 2 роки тому +778

    This dude is AMAZING!! His chicken story had me in tears!!! First time I've cried crying listening to any stand-up. No cursing, no dirty jokes. Just pure talent.

    • @Aunnie12
      @Aunnie12 Рік тому +8

      My mom actually wrung a chicken’s neck in front of me once! I was so horrified! But heck I was a grown woman!!! Love this little dude!

    • @thepinkBra1
      @thepinkBra1 Рік тому +5

      That's one of the rules of dry bar comedy in Provo, UT

    • @franbowstherapycenter9319
      @franbowstherapycenter9319 Рік тому +4

      His chicken story is absolute **GOLD**

    • @tunanocrust5089
      @tunanocrust5089 Рік тому

      You should check out Jim gaffigan

    • @sybilmayo415
      @sybilmayo415 5 місяців тому +1

      When I was five, a headless chicken chased me from the backyard all the way to the front of the house, before it dropped. I was running, screaming and looking over my shoulder. I never went outside on the day we "harvested" the chickens again.

  • @bow_wow_wow
    @bow_wow_wow 3 роки тому +2019

    "How am I going to explain this back at accounting?"
    - I'm an accountant and this had me in tears!

    • @LY43537
      @LY43537 3 роки тому +137

      Am I the only one that was thinking, “Who is gonna know what a pirate’s signature looks like? Just scribble something.”

    • @waynelkduarte45
      @waynelkduarte45 3 роки тому +29

      This Joe guys a riot

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 3 роки тому +21

      Sounds like it could be an episode of MASH lol 😂

    • @yevettebamber4273
      @yevettebamber4273 3 роки тому +31

      Oh I agree. I know the ppl I have dealt with in accounting. I was crying I laughed so hard

    • @AdaraAhab
      @AdaraAhab 3 роки тому +32

      Same here!!! I was like...SIGN IT!!!

  • @cassandrastone7297
    @cassandrastone7297 3 роки тому +4220

    This man seems so pure and wholesome, very rare. Somebody that I’d let my children watch. I hope he goes far in his career and doesn’t change. He’s perfect!

    • @hawaiigirl8089
      @hawaiigirl8089 3 роки тому +33

      He is hilarious 😆 i love this!

    • @robinbaker6465
      @robinbaker6465 3 роки тому +108

      It's so refreshing to hear someone that's so funny and doesn't ruin it with filthy language. Go far Jose. You're also very easy on the 👀 eyes. Keep up the good work.

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 3 роки тому +38

      @@robinbaker6465 👩‍🎤 This version was for Dry Bar. He’s got many other stand up performances for those of us who believe in the 1st Amendment to The Constitution of the United States of America 🇺🇸 which is Freedom of Speech.✌️

    • @robinbaker6465
      @robinbaker6465 3 роки тому +5

      @@christinepierce7560 absolutely. I have the right to carry a concealed weapon too and I'm licensed . Can you exercise those rights, or do u have no cwp?

    • @Happyhippy70
      @Happyhippy70 3 роки тому +2

      @@robinbaker6465 agreed

  • @sixtyfiveroses2968
    @sixtyfiveroses2968 2 роки тому +1568

    I loved the totally new, non-repetitive material! So refreshing to watch, I also love that he doesn’t curse, but he still managed to make everybody laugh just as much.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 2 роки тому +37

      well it is dry bar you're not allowed to curse. i've seen some awesome acts on here and then you find them on youtube and they are disgusting with the cursing and vulgarity. Being military he's probably not a clean comedian!

    • @christinagonzalez6010
      @christinagonzalez6010 2 роки тому +15

      He has other stuff that’s not on DryBar and he drops the F bomb in the first minute. Very disappointing. 😏 I turned it off.

    • @Mamacat1357
      @Mamacat1357 2 роки тому +21

      words.
      "I don't think anybody should have to pay money at the box office to hear what they can read on restroom walls," Red Skelton

    • @susanostmann7273
      @susanostmann7273 2 роки тому +10

      This guy is hilarious 😆

    • @deborahwood9304
      @deborahwood9304 2 роки тому +17

      I hadn't even noticed ... that speaks to how unnecessary it is when the humor itself is outstanding.

  • @shannaa4101
    @shannaa4101 Рік тому +169

    My sister 39 and I discovered Jose when she was going through intense Chemotherapy. It really helped us to be able to laugh together then my 4 young sons heard it and fell in love with this routine and they can all literally quote it word for word so now we watch it in remembrance of laughing with her during that hard time. It helps remember her as happy . If you ever come to Chattanooga or Atlanta area to do this routine I will definitely want to bring my boys .

    • @htmc2022
      @htmc2022 10 місяців тому +7

      Does that mean she passed away - I am so sorry - sad for you and your kids. Glad you have happy memories❤❤❤❤❤

    • @juanitacoleman-l6v
      @juanitacoleman-l6v 6 місяців тому +3

      Aww sweetie, those are good memories

  • @DarkHemlock
    @DarkHemlock 2 роки тому +663

    Now anytime I see someone playing a cello I'm only going to be able to hear a Cuban man yelling "THAT THING IN YOUR HAND IT FLOATS!!"

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 роки тому +38

      THE INFLECTION WAS SO GOOD LOOOOL

    • @dennisrod5808
      @dennisrod5808 Рік тому

      And the one playing the little one, nah, he’s gonna die 🤣🤣🤣

    • @OGMann
      @OGMann Рік тому +22

      The guy with the small one is going to die, though.

    • @777LadyPhoenix
      @777LadyPhoenix Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @agamum1
      @agamum1 5 місяців тому +3

      ROTFL!!!🤣😂 my stomach hurts😂😂

  • @ZapDash
    @ZapDash 3 роки тому +1894

    This was solid the whole way through, but the ending had me in stitches.
    I hope he gets more specials!

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 3 роки тому +15

      ✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 3 роки тому +16

      @@tedtod4489 keep going with the science! Get rid of the god delusion and be liberated!

    • @jesusislord3164
      @jesusislord3164 3 роки тому +4

      @@tedtod4489 amen brother

    • @hmwhitt82
      @hmwhitt82 3 роки тому +13

      @@tedtod4489 I believe in Jesus also, but was this REALLY the place? As a true Christian we are supposed to "love one another" and lead others with kindness and show God's love by our actions. Not shove our beliefs to others who are not interested. Be ready to share, don't barge in and force it. Forcing your beliefs on others won't convince them to join your beliefs, it will push them in the complete opposite direction. All the same, Be blessed.

    • @marilyns6209
      @marilyns6209 2 роки тому

      @@hmwhitt82 Missionaries both in America and overseas go to places where no one is thinking or caring about Jesus. Some people may have never been exposed to the ramifications of the Good News of Jesus and how important He is for their eternal welfare. This may be the first time some people have had to think about Him. Ted Tod just gave them some food for thought. I considered it to be a commercial break. 🙂

  • @AlaskanGeezer
    @AlaskanGeezer 3 роки тому +504

    "I'm in the Airforce not the Cirq du Soleil". That is fantastic, I couldn't breathe. Great writing, impeccable performance. 10/10

  • @dennisrod5808
    @dennisrod5808 Рік тому +113

    As a Cuban born and a US service member as well, I couldn’t be more proud of this guy. So funny my stomach and jaw hurts from laughing. Can’t wait to see more from this guy. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @hookbeak3516
    @hookbeak3516 3 роки тому +2924

    I'm of the age most comedy just washes over me with an occasional smirk, but this guy bought tears to my eyes. Its his animated body behaviour, his facial expressions, his timing is spot on being former USAF. Brilliant show, the audience is his barometer of comedy.

    • @scorpogee6280
      @scorpogee6280 3 роки тому +60

      Couldn't stop laughing! I'm a former AF and I went to see the Academy and the cathedral while in the AF. Flew there in a DC-10. Scared all the way there since we had to fly low enough to breathe. No pressurized cabin. Looking down at the ground below 10,000 ft gives you an appreciation of how hard the ground would feel if you crashed.

    • @ponytailalogginalong5882
      @ponytailalogginalong5882 3 роки тому +51

      SAME HERE. HE IS GOLDEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN THE BARRACKS.

    • @ponytailalogginalong5882
      @ponytailalogginalong5882 3 роки тому +14

      I also think he EASILY IS THE VOICES of Cotton Hill & Dale Gribble!!

    • @ponytailalogginalong5882
      @ponytailalogginalong5882 3 роки тому +54

      Oh JESUS! I am now crying, wheezing , & laughing & about peed my pants. My Lord, we deserve a real comedian again!! TAKE MY MONEY FOR REAL.
      "I just tried to punch a fart in the air!"

    • @scorpogee6280
      @scorpogee6280 3 роки тому +25

      @@ponytailalogginalong5882 I bet he could come up with a dozen jokes alone on bouncing a quarter on the bed!

  • @Luv_brd
    @Luv_brd 3 роки тому +1157

    He’s amazing! Such a nice breath of fresh air. I listen to a lot of comedy and I appreciate that he isn’t vulgar like most comedians I watch haha plus I like that he doesn’t just joke about his shortcomings or how depressing life is and stuff, he’s wholesome and such a joy to watch!!

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 3 роки тому +18

      I love drybar

    • @grandmalovesmebest
      @grandmalovesmebest 3 роки тому +12

      Im from Miami. I love Hispanics making fun of themselves.

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 3 роки тому +3

      ✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

    • @agonizin
      @agonizin 3 роки тому +3

      @@tedtod4489 growing in size yes. There’s nothing diminishing, only thing that’s happening is slowly energy is being converted to heat. You’re comparing different things :/

    • @sarahdoanpeace3623
      @sarahdoanpeace3623 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

  • @bearlyalive9669
    @bearlyalive9669 3 роки тому +705

    I love how expressive he is with his hands and face, the one with his mom and the construction worker made me know exactly how the mom reacted I love it

    • @celinasantana1815
      @celinasantana1815 3 роки тому +11

      It’s probably because he’s Latin and I am the same way. We use our hands A LOT and very animated.

    • @anianthony2902
      @anianthony2902 3 роки тому +6

      @@celinasantana1815 same with Africans

  • @princesscarla2089
    @princesscarla2089 Рік тому +69

    As soon as he said he went to the Academy. I literally got tears in my eyes. What a great kid. Welcome to the USA. Glad you’re here and you make me laugh.!!!!!❤

  • @u4ea-841
    @u4ea-841 3 роки тому +154

    This is one of the first guys I've seen on here that I can not get enough of! Please bring him back!

  • @lawnmowerman8922
    @lawnmowerman8922 3 роки тому +1315

    Jason killed it

  • @colinzwiebel6770
    @colinzwiebel6770 2 роки тому +264

    I saw him live about 10 years ago in Fort Wayne, IN. He put on a great show and I laughed so hard! Loved his energy. Even met him and talked after the show. Super nice guy and very down to earth. Hope things keep working out for him!

    • @sues5961
      @sues5961 2 роки тому +2

      Hi, do you recall his name. Ty

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 Рік тому +2

      I was six when my dad did this. 😮. I couldn’t eat any chicken that day.

    • @CH-ls1ts
      @CH-ls1ts 10 місяців тому

      I would love to see him live

    • @CricketsBay
      @CricketsBay 10 місяців тому

      His name is José Sardui.

  • @lindalape8493
    @lindalape8493 2 роки тому +1053

    He proves comedy can be clean and still be hilarious 😂

    • @lytuy7952
      @lytuy7952 Рік тому +7

      His last joke sure wasn't too clean. Lol

    • @navdeepsingh3508
      @navdeepsingh3508 Рік тому +5

      Clean? He had a whole as nuclear joke in end

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Рік тому +11

      Can we just stop with the sanctimonious “clean comedy” posts already? It’s tiresome and unoriginal.

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 Рік тому +5

      Bro, his content features cough drops being shoved up his butt and chickens being killed in front of him. What about that is clean?

    • @eeslagrakee1514
      @eeslagrakee1514 Рік тому

      so does all of dry bar 😂

  • @happinesscomesinwaves5534
    @happinesscomesinwaves5534 2 роки тому +493

    As a Cuban myself, I am so happy to see another Cuban be funny and great.

  • @magpie5710
    @magpie5710 3 роки тому +565

    Jose sees the humour in his life and knows how to tell its story. Really great set, and I can't wait to share it with others. This is really a laugh out loud kinda show.

  • @meno4054
    @meno4054 3 роки тому +4673

    Never heard of this guy, but he is freaking hilarious.

    • @paulfrank4551
      @paulfrank4551 3 роки тому +78

      Hope he makes it big and makes good money at it

    • @TheTyrann0s
      @TheTyrann0s 3 роки тому +96

      This video randomly showed up as a suggestion, the only reason I actually clicked on it because I also have a crazy mom, and now I couldn’t be happier I did lol 😂

    • @tonimausey
      @tonimausey 3 роки тому +44

      Same I havent laughed this Hard in a while.

    • @aliciagarrison6299
      @aliciagarrison6299 3 роки тому +22

      I'm right there with you. This randomly popped up and I decided to click on it. This guy is hilarious 🤣! Never heard of him. It's so weird bc he looks like someone I went to school with in Alabama that also went into the military but Army and for the number of years and they're the same age SMH. Anyway needed a good laugh! Thanks so much!

    • @Irishjay-gu5pb
      @Irishjay-gu5pb 3 роки тому +18

      YES!!!! So glad I found him, he's sooo funny!!

  • @sarasolomon4812
    @sarasolomon4812 2 роки тому +115

    I CRIED laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. His timing is impeccable as well!

    • @Patricia-go3wg
      @Patricia-go3wg Рік тому +3

      Yes..me too..
      I got some good new his morning about my cancer..but this video made my day..

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 6 місяців тому

      "Why is there cocaine falling from the sky?!?" Killed me!

    • @MassachusettsBeachDreamer
      @MassachusettsBeachDreamer 3 місяці тому

      Me too. His last bit had me rolling around laughing.

  • @marlene-rr2ih
    @marlene-rr2ih 3 роки тому +2823

    "You never know how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you"

    • @MsGingerBread0216
      @MsGingerBread0216 3 роки тому +102

      It's the truth too. My most beloved and perfect child is weird as can be. Preturnaturally odd. And kids treat her the same way they treated me at her age. (It's all good, her time is coming, people often don't appreciate real redheads until about Senior year of HS, then we are magic.) But not long ago, my mom mentioned one of her quirks in the context of how I needed to break her of it. And I'm like--- Uh, why do you think I can break *her* of it, **you** couldn't break **ME** of it, and ***Nannaw*** couldn't break ***YOU*** of it either!!! She's basically boned, until she hits the age when kids figure out she's awesome enough to be worth the weird!

    • @caligulasAquarius
      @caligulasAquarius 3 роки тому +34

      BAHAHAHA. My dad said the same thing too me. He said i was the clone of Him

    • @crazyratlady3438
      @crazyratlady3438 3 роки тому +30

      Lol I knew..and my son is so me, about to be 21, so he's actually more like I was 20+yrs ago..so I get to be mad and sorry at the same time lol.

    • @dorothymcmahon9995
      @dorothymcmahon9995 3 роки тому +9

      Great observation

    • @MsEss2011
      @MsEss2011 3 роки тому +9

      Yes 😆

  • @Tobaccorhoda
    @Tobaccorhoda 3 роки тому +593

    I wish my dad, who was deputy chief of staff at the Air Force Academy, could’ve heard this.He flew cargo planes too, Jose. C124s. He’s buried at the Academy. Thank you for your service and thank you for your comedy.

    • @GrumpyHappySleepy
      @GrumpyHappySleepy 3 роки тому +18

      I’m sorry for your loss Rhoda 🙏🏻
      There are so many things I wish I could share with my Dad too. I’m more like him with every passing year.

    • @graceamerican3558
      @graceamerican3558 3 роки тому +5

      🇺🇸

    • @sarahdoanpeace3623
      @sarahdoanpeace3623 3 роки тому +4

      So sorry for your loss. Thank you for your sacrifices too.

    • @Daniper1
      @Daniper1 10 місяців тому

      ❤❤

    • @NOTME858
      @NOTME858 4 місяці тому

      YOU'RE SWEET 💗 GOD BLESS YOU & YOUR FAMILY. I THINK THEY HAVE COMEDY SHOWS IN HEAVEN

  • @Roselady7
    @Roselady7 3 роки тому +731

    I’m so happy he’s clean and easy to listen to! No bad words or bad music... thank you!!! Enjoyed this!

    • @redbetta2191
      @redbetta2191 3 роки тому +23

      what are you? 5 years old?

    • @Roselady7
      @Roselady7 3 роки тому +41

      @@redbetta2191 how old are you? in English, clean means with little to no vulgar language...IMO his voice is simplistic... it’s a compliment on his basic routine. You don’t have to agree. Just MO.

    • @lilyraestudios8289
      @lilyraestudios8289 3 роки тому +33

      Same here. And I can let my kids watch because they love this kind of humor

    • @sf9046
      @sf9046 3 роки тому +26

      I once made the same comment and people flipped out at me. This channel, Dry Bar Comedy, is meant to only have clean humor.

    • @anniemunson3675
      @anniemunson3675 3 роки тому +5

      @@redbetta2191 what are you, 2?

  • @debraseale6867
    @debraseale6867 Рік тому +54

    Don't know Jose popped up on my phone this A.M. but my day is gonna be fantastic because he did. Start every day laughing!

  • @renee2292
    @renee2292 3 роки тому +780

    I laughed so long and so hard that my cat became concerned and came to check on me. She is literally crawling over me as i type this. Thank you. :D

    • @Roller76
      @Roller76 3 роки тому +9

      Haha classic. Funny how our pets will check on us like that.

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 3 роки тому +5

      🐱😻Sweet kitty.

    • @Yosho359
      @Yosho359 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of my kitty when he’d do this when I watched comedy stuff.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 3 роки тому +1

      "literally"

    • @jjleb85
      @jjleb85 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @syborgtt
    @syborgtt 3 роки тому +231

    Hands down the funniest Dry Bar Comedian I have listened to and the last 6 minutes I had tears from my eyes because I was laughing so hard

  • @es_three232
    @es_three232 3 роки тому +793

    As a cuban from Miami that joined the Navy but worked as an Aircraft mechanic. I found this very relatable.

    • @rhythmicmessenger
      @rhythmicmessenger 3 роки тому +30

      Thank you for your service!

    • @l.correll
      @l.correll 3 роки тому +19

      You are American, and human. Thank you for what you've done for us.

    • @joshuaamericanevans
      @joshuaamericanevans 3 роки тому +18

      I'm an Oklahoman conservative and I say thank you for serving our country Freedom ain't free brother thank you

    • @mtndew2013hg
      @mtndew2013hg 3 роки тому +11

      Thank you for your service man

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen8652
      @anastasiabeaverhausen8652 3 роки тому +2

      AMS3 here! What kind of airdale were you?

  • @andreakimwilliams1224
    @andreakimwilliams1224 2 роки тому +97

    Omg, he needs a big time comedy special! The ability to have me dying laughing with clean comedy is rare; that's talent!

  • @mamaduck308
    @mamaduck308 3 роки тому +588

    Laughing so hard while nursing my baby that I did that deep cough/laugh. Baby stopped nursing and looked truly worried at me. I’ve never laughed so hard since he’s been born (and probably not for any other comedian on this channel). This guy is amazing. 😂

    • @lydiaj7492
      @lydiaj7492 3 роки тому +12

      I felt that in my soul 😅

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 3 роки тому +34

      Reading your comments, and got an ad for cough drops.
      The first time my baby had that look of deep concern on his face was when he was 90 seconds old, and saw his father for the first time

    • @maryj7423
      @maryj7423 3 роки тому +19

      Congrats on your new baby! Postpartum laughter is much needed!🥰🙌

    • @juliemc9947
      @juliemc9947 3 роки тому +6

      Bless 😇🌺💌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿but how could you not 😂I’ve got the worst headache now with laughing tooooo much ✊🏼⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @jdmandsuch6739
      @jdmandsuch6739 3 роки тому +10

      This comment made me laugh all over again... 😂

  • @astarte66
    @astarte66 3 роки тому +422

    Side splitting stitches of laughter, haven’t laughed this hard in years. I was calling out for help because i was in pain doubled over From laughing so hard. Thank you!

    • @rohypnotist6263
      @rohypnotist6263 3 роки тому +8

      Sounds like a hernia ...

    • @LillianOglethorpe
      @LillianOglethorpe 3 роки тому +9

      I honestly can’t remember the last time I was bent over double in laughter. I saved this one to a playlist and have it bookmarked to share with a friend ASAP so I can cry again.

    • @girlnextdoorgrooming
      @girlnextdoorgrooming 3 роки тому +3

      You gotta get out more.

    • @po5960
      @po5960 3 роки тому +8

      He is good! My second time watching this.

    • @_i_am_unceded
      @_i_am_unceded 3 роки тому +3

      @@rohypnotist6263 STOP IT

  • @linebrunelle1004
    @linebrunelle1004 3 роки тому +333

    as a veteran I appreciate your humour. as a mom I nearly died laughing. thank you

  • @kaijade588
    @kaijade588 2 роки тому +135

    You, sir, are absolutely brilliant!! One of the funniest Dry Bar sets I've seen!! I also don't believe you are 42!! You don't look a day over 25!!

    • @aubreybain7751
      @aubreybain7751 Рік тому +3

      It’s because he doesn’t have children 😂

  • @dallasmore6703
    @dallasmore6703 3 роки тому +1009

    This guy is hillarious! Cubans are some of the most America loving, patriotic people i've ever met.

    • @Housee01
      @Housee01 3 роки тому +25

      🙄

    • @ZeeroDubs
      @ZeeroDubs 3 роки тому +22

      @@Housee01 What even is this response?

    • @hanseldsilva2393
      @hanseldsilva2393 3 роки тому +22

      @@ZeeroDubs That's called a lazy troll

    • @jonathanbeets397
      @jonathanbeets397 3 роки тому +52

      Because they have actually lived socialism and see the difference in real time... USA is a gift to the world.

    • @theperson431
      @theperson431 3 роки тому +10

      @@jonathanbeets397 That's true. As a person who lives in a country that's neither capitalist nor socialist, I think both are undemocratic systems.

  • @seancain2216
    @seancain2216 3 роки тому +799

    The last 6 minutes of this is the hardest laughed in at least a decade. There was a moment where I was worried I was either going to pass out or puke. Thank you so much for that laugh.

    • @herrington1975
      @herrington1975 2 роки тому +11

      🤣💀⚰️ I almost choked to death on my dinner! Don't eat and watch this ⚠️ hysterical!

    • @angelamarieeberhart8546
      @angelamarieeberhart8546 2 роки тому +5

      I know right!!! 🤣😂🤣

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 2 роки тому +1

      I know that feeling all to well. Though I almost pissed myself on top of it all.

    • @watchdog4454
      @watchdog4454 2 роки тому +2

      It’s 3:13 am I wasn’t 100% sure I was gonna make it an the worst part is I’d have to wait 10 hours until they realize I wasn’t asleep

    • @meeofcourse4152
      @meeofcourse4152 2 роки тому

      Agree😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @Itching2bfree
    @Itching2bfree 3 роки тому +340

    This guy is a great storyteller!! And his act is clean!!

    • @summerd7668
      @summerd7668 3 роки тому +12

      I think he is more funny because of how clean his act is. There are so many comedians I want to like so much but, I don't because they can't keep it clean.

    • @xaphire6m.860
      @xaphire6m.860 3 роки тому +11

      If any comedian performs on Drybar they all have to keep it clean. Standard procedure.

  • @nathantinsley783
    @nathantinsley783 Рік тому +18

    Absolutely hysterical!!! This guy is great! I have tears in my eyes, my abs hurt, and I feel to the floor. 5 out of 5 stars!!!!

  • @ivyhofmann1077
    @ivyhofmann1077 2 роки тому +254

    Nearly forty minutes of non-stop laughter. He is hilarious--perfect timing, great stories. I came upon this by accident, but I am now a huge fan!

  • @Yocasta05
    @Yocasta05 3 роки тому +843

    I saw this with my 8 year old son and he was “ his mom sounds just like you.” 🤣 I love everything about his show and I have to agree with most of the comments here. He is an excellent story teller!
    ¡No me aburrí en lo absoluto en ninguna parte del video! 👏🏼

  • @purpledog9494
    @purpledog9494 3 роки тому +123

    What an incredible story teller! He hit every beat and paused just long enough to get good laughs. Loved the whole act and even the transitions between jokes felt natural. Very talented guy! Bravo Jose! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Guy had me in tears!

    • @startrackqef
      @startrackqef 3 роки тому +1

      I had to stop watching the video for a few to give my stomach muscles a break, : ) Well my break is over going back in. Hope he stays the same by staying true to self.

  • @irener3259
    @irener3259 7 місяців тому +15

    🤣🤣🤣 I have not laughed that hard in ages. I almost couldn't catch my breath. My ribs hurt and I got a good core workout from all that laughing. Thank you!

  • @jenhuffine7030
    @jenhuffine7030 3 роки тому +1504

    He’s like the Cuban Andy Samberg, love it. Laughed my butt off!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 роки тому +42

      He _does_ kind of look like him.
      Funny comparison!

    • @jesusislord3164
      @jesusislord3164 3 роки тому +9

      @@kingayy9267 oh good. I thought OP was calling Andy Samberg funny there for a minute.

    • @eps3154
      @eps3154 3 роки тому +19

      I was thinking he looks like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was funny instead of crazy

    • @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859
      @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 3 роки тому +9

      and he sounds a bit like Hiccup from How to train your dragon.

    • @taylorpratt6287
      @taylorpratt6287 3 роки тому +3

      @@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 kinda, thats jay Baruchel from knocked up, she’s out of my league, this is the end.

  • @anamazingtime8354
    @anamazingtime8354 3 роки тому +2874

    Omg, Jose is so fricking funny! He DOES look like a cop. 😅

    • @JR-lv9nb
      @JR-lv9nb 3 роки тому +6

      You must be high . Cause this e glish cigarette isn't funny at all

    • @phillipstroll7385
      @phillipstroll7385 3 роки тому +36

      He looks like a good and proud American to me.

    • @suzanneblaylock9598
      @suzanneblaylock9598 3 роки тому +14

      No he doesn't look like a cop he looks more like a funny guy playing soccer on a Saturday

    • @MsZzSmith
      @MsZzSmith 3 роки тому +59

      It’s that military background. You can’t beat it out of them.

    • @davidelder756
      @davidelder756 3 роки тому +3

      Adrian brody

  • @originalquizmoe
    @originalquizmoe 3 роки тому +247

    This guy is great! No cursing, tearfully funny, intelligent and gorgeous! Wow. ♡

    • @ellybear81
      @ellybear81 3 роки тому +11

      Agree!!! Gorgeous and hilarious

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 роки тому +7

      Yup! Clean cut; smart; accomplished; Hilarious; patriotic immigrant: humble, good looking; and to top it off- Latino! As a Latina immigrant myself, I think he's a quite the catch!😍

  • @lennefujimura
    @lennefujimura 2 роки тому +184

    As a fan of dark, offensive and brutal humor, dripping with irony, satire and verbal terrori*m, I consider a sign of a true comedic genius to make me fall in love with so called "clean material".
    I've rewatched him more times than Bill Burr himself.

  • @suprchickn7745
    @suprchickn7745 3 роки тому +107

    This guy is a future star! Hilarious, clean-cut, great storyteller--he's going places! One of the best on here!

    • @heatherbalda3985
      @heatherbalda3985 3 роки тому +3

      Love this guy. He had me laughing until i had tears. I would ay to see him. Everything he talked about was hilarious. Hope we see more of him.

  • @Reman1975
    @Reman1975 2 роки тому +729

    Well, I started playing this stand up show just for some background noise while I fell asleep........ Unfortunately, this guy got me laughing so hard that I'm now fully awake, but worse than that, my laughter woke up my dog, and I think my dogs barking might have woke up the next door neighbour ! :D
    Brilliant set man. That was epic.

  • @KittyBittyBoo
    @KittyBittyBoo 3 роки тому +1105

    I NEED MORE OF THIS GUY

    • @LillianOglethorpe
      @LillianOglethorpe 3 роки тому +18

      Agree 1,000%

    • @0508ladyluck
      @0508ladyluck 3 роки тому

      Iskakzk

    • @karahunter5015
      @karahunter5015 3 роки тому +7

      Same!!

    • @jenniferyoung5932
      @jenniferyoung5932 3 роки тому +13

      Yes! I do too! 😂😂😂😂 I'm coughing bc I'm laughing so hard!

    • @jilianvan8165
      @jilianvan8165 3 роки тому +4

      @Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Yes, he's a natural!
      Can anybody tell his last name ? It is not on my you tube site.
      Thanks!

  • @alicebrunette3057
    @alicebrunette3057 10 місяців тому +31

    I just saw him at the USAF Academy. He’s as nice in person as he is on screen. Self deprecating about his USAF career. A pilot! Amazing! Bravo on ur success, Jose!

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 роки тому +2053

    This guy isn't a comedian. He's a great story teller and hero

    • @scarlettpildes163
      @scarlettpildes163 3 роки тому +38

      BRAVO TO BRAVE AMERICANS LIKE THIS GUY!

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 3 роки тому +73

      That's what makes him a good comedian. Fluffy is like that and so was robin williams

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 3 роки тому +34

      you can be all three of those things

    • @Crossword131
      @Crossword131 3 роки тому +27

      He's worked hard to be that good. Don't take comedian. Just add the others.

    • @Agentname69
      @Agentname69 3 роки тому +29

      Proof that you can come to America and be anything

  • @kabindu
    @kabindu 3 роки тому +633

    He is genuinely funny. Real easy on the eyes too! He killed me with "She was a pretty lady, she got ugly real fast"🤣🤣🤣

    • @russproffitt2820
      @russproffitt2820 3 роки тому +12

      That last story practically had me rolling on the floor! It was so hilarious and my sides are hurting from laughing so hard and long!! Really enjoyed his humor!!!👍👌

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 роки тому +16

      Looks a little like a young Tom Cruise (back when I used to like him)

    • @huneebunee
      @huneebunee 3 роки тому +3

      @@adorable3817 yep .. I agree with you on that.

    • @huneebunee
      @huneebunee 3 роки тому +3

      Just need shades

    • @andiesbeauty
      @andiesbeauty 3 роки тому

      That was a great story

  • @DrStout_onYT
    @DrStout_onYT 3 роки тому +315

    This is my third time watching, and it’s still hilarious! Hoping José is still performing and that I’ll see him in person one day.

    • @debbieapperson3026
      @debbieapperson3026 2 роки тому +6

      Don’t know where you live but if your anywhere close to Provo Utah he’s coming May 6th and 7th. We will be there. 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏.

    • @gingercultleader5500
      @gingercultleader5500 2 роки тому

      I'm on my fourth or fifth time and I die every time. I made the mistake of listening to it at work... With a lot of people who were working too...

  • @VelvetSerpent
    @VelvetSerpent 2 роки тому +44

    It has been so long since I have seen such a gifted comedian! José's physicality and timing is so spot on!! Definitely, an entertaining show!!

  • @miiasiin
    @miiasiin 3 роки тому +475

    this guy deserves a Netflix special. request sent! ^^

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 роки тому +1

      Hello
      How are you doing

    • @miiasiin
      @miiasiin 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesmaddison4493 after seeing this special? great!! :D

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 роки тому +2

      @@miiasiin cool, I came across your comment here and decided to say hello
      It will be nice to know you better
      I live in Los Angeles, would you mind to tell me little about yourself!

    • @boytigerrockin
      @boytigerrockin 3 роки тому

      💯

    • @paradise9414
      @paradise9414 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamesmaddison4493 creep

  • @poppylove3673
    @poppylove3673 3 роки тому +402

    I was listening to this around 1:00am, and accidentally woke up my husband, laughing out loud! I had my earbuds, listening and trying to be be quiet, but laughing without making a sound at first..., my husband told me later, he thought I was silently crying, until I couldn’t hold back any longer! I broke out laughing out loud! I was apologizing to my poor hubby, I’m sorry honey, 😂 and he was just glad to know everything was alright, and amused that I was finding something so funny to be laughing like I was! 😂

    • @ijebubaby
      @ijebubaby 3 роки тому +9

      I love a story like this

    • @jamieleeleblanc
      @jamieleeleblanc 3 роки тому +8

      Hahaha hahaha, I just did the same thing to my wife.

    • @deanabriscoe4767
      @deanabriscoe4767 3 роки тому +5

      To funny 😁 Same. Earbuds in bed watching laughing was glad I found something so amusing that made laugh.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 роки тому +5

      You share a bed with your husband??? 😅
      I get to have my own room 🥰🙏
      I can laugh whenever I want, talk on the phone, turn on the light - any time of day or night 👍
      I know that no everyone can afford separate rooms, so I apologize if you're in a bad financial Situation.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamieleeleblanc you and your wife share a bed. It's what society exepcts - that's normal. Nothing to do with common sense though 😊✌🌈🌱💜

  • @kevinoffuttisagirl259
    @kevinoffuttisagirl259 3 роки тому +181

    I would pay good money to go see this guy I’ve never heard of!!! He’s gonna be huge!!!🤩😎

  • @riz4261
    @riz4261 2 роки тому +157

    Brilliant - just brilliant at painting art with words an mimic.
    I watch a ton of stand up but man, the best policeman ever 😂😂

    • @pony3284
      @pony3284 2 роки тому +5

      Ya he could stop criminals with his jokes easily 😂

  • @YoastKaBoom
    @YoastKaBoom 3 роки тому +281

    Jose was the funniest comedian I’ve heard in a while. I loved his set.

    • @ljoyelevier1898
      @ljoyelevier1898 3 роки тому +3

      Definitely the funniest! I could not breathe!

    • @ljoyelevier1898
      @ljoyelevier1898 3 роки тому +3

      Jose was the funniest comedian since Brian Reagan! I could not breathe for the last 20 minutes, I was laughing too hard!

  • @crazychick4x4
    @crazychick4x4 3 роки тому +258

    My boyfriend started telling me to breath because i was laughing so hard it was causing my asthma to act up! XD The ending had me in stitches!!!

    • @Etuffly
      @Etuffly 3 роки тому +3

      I had a full-on wheezing asthma attack because I laughed so hard.

    • @toniamcdonald1838
      @toniamcdonald1838 3 роки тому

      Same. I need my inhaler. 😂😂

  • @jiphy
    @jiphy 3 роки тому +412

    I have never
    Laughed this hard
    For so long
    At a fart joke.
    I'm literally Wiping my eyes dry now.

    • @yaganomabaatuolkuu3702
      @yaganomabaatuolkuu3702 3 роки тому +9

      Same here, still trying to calm down.

    • @AARON_McKenzie
      @AARON_McKenzie 3 роки тому +10

      Same, it's funnier being veteran. 8 years in the Army. Omgosh that was so funny

    • @RomyaRana
      @RomyaRana 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah being a veteran this hits so hard, you imagine you and your roommate standing there waiting for the inspection and this just cracks you up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anneearley6328
    @anneearley6328 Рік тому +72

    I can relate to this guy. I grew up on a ranch in southern Az. About four times a summer my tiny little, very ladylike grandmother, who spoke perfect spanish, would call the mexican ranch hands up to the house to help butcher the young roosters. She would use a hatchet, finish off a dozen roosters in ten minutes. The ranch hands would just twist their heads off. My brother and I would head for the hills for the whole day to avoid the feathers, heads and feet. We never back talked my grandmother. When you see a five foot ninety pound woman hack a rattlesnack into a dozen pieces before it even has a chance to rattle, you know who's in charge.

    • @RobertJarecki
      @RobertJarecki 5 місяців тому +5

      Dad was in the Navy and wanted to start an egg business. He bought an old chicken ranch in a box canyon that had its own inversion layer. 500 chicks arrived by mail in early spring, and Dad went on a voyage around the Pacific, leaving Mom with 4 children aged 6 to 10 years and 500 chicks. When summer hit, Mom found out why the chicken ranch had failed. She had a chopping block, a hatchet, and a huge chest freezer. She spent her days killing and cleaning chickens that would otherwise die in the heat.
      My sister found a pocket knife and spent the days finding and killing rattlesnakes.
      Dad had given up the chicken ranch idea by the time he got back home.
      Edit: spelling

    • @dawnevans6775
      @dawnevans6775 5 місяців тому

      You sound very blessed 🙏🤗💗 You're fortunate to have known yours 🫂💥

    • @lisapalmucciramsay920
      @lisapalmucciramsay920 4 місяці тому

      How to kill a chicken

    • @thegreymama
      @thegreymama 4 місяці тому +1

      I grew up on a farms. Parents had a small one. Grandma had 96 acres. Headless chickens run like crazy. Then my gf and i at the time would dip in boiling water and pluck. I have seen alot. It's life. I was transplanted to NJ. I would give it up to move back to simple life.

  • @somerandomdude4365
    @somerandomdude4365 3 роки тому +222

    He is so good at shaping a mental image for me I felt like I was watching an actual comedy movie

  • @hawaiigirl8089
    @hawaiigirl8089 3 роки тому +249

    He’s a combat veteran! God bless him

  • @michelleg.8190
    @michelleg.8190 3 роки тому +104

    He has a gift of story telling and it’s so rare. I could laugh and listen to him all night long with my family! So enjoyable

    • @angelshimai
      @angelshimai 3 роки тому

      See if you can find Bil Lepp stuff. He's a comedic storyteller. Hilarious

  • @MidWestLife2022
    @MidWestLife2022 2 роки тому +32

    Mr. Sarduy thank you so much for this skit!! Its so refreshing to hear clean comedy and it still make you laugh til you cry. I truly needed the laughter you provided me with tonight. Laughter is one of the best medicines available to us. Thank you for providing just what the doctor prescribed.

  • @cloudysky2
    @cloudysky2 3 роки тому +1078

    Not only is he funny and hits home with my childhood history, he's also nice eye candy!

    • @StretchOnYT
      @StretchOnYT 3 роки тому +38

      hahahaha he really is a young looking fellow

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 3 роки тому +27

      Imagine if a man said this about a woman lol

    • @justtagrrly
      @justtagrrly 3 роки тому +7

      So objectifying pfff lol

    • @haunted-but-holy
      @haunted-but-holy 3 роки тому +50

      @@antayafairless9028 they do. All the time. What's your point?

    • @victoriaalexander512
      @victoriaalexander512 3 роки тому +16

      Yes he definitely is ! 👏😁

  • @Gabethesloth
    @Gabethesloth 3 роки тому +493

    The “why is there cocaine falling from the sky” got me

    • @sirnicholas5542
      @sirnicholas5542 3 роки тому +12

      Musta thought the other Floridians got there before him

  • @Happensmaker
    @Happensmaker 3 роки тому +421

    Finally! Jose Sarduys full Special. The wait was so worth it.

  • @beteljuice5252
    @beteljuice5252 2 роки тому +33

    Most hilarious guy without cussing I've heard besides Mike Birbiglia. I save this video to watch after work to relax and have a good laugh. Thank you Jose Sarduy, I salute you! Love this ♥️🔥😂😂
    Showed this to my husband and he was on the floor 😆

  • @luckystar12315
    @luckystar12315 3 роки тому +693

    As a parent to a sore loser, the "thank you" resonates in my soul.

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 роки тому +53

      @Lydia Hughes I realize where I went wrong with my son. He talks down to me and thinks he knows more. I should have killed a chicken in front of him a loooong time ago.🤦‍♀️

    • @LowSlungBadBitch
      @LowSlungBadBitch 3 роки тому +3

      @@milliesecond102 That are me?

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 роки тому +6

      @@LowSlungBadBitch late night typing and the auto correct on my phone 🤦‍♀️

    • @islandbotanysoapco
      @islandbotanysoapco 3 роки тому +3

      I did kill a chicken in front of my daughter when she was 10! She pretended to faint and yelled you’re a monster! Good times. Lol!🤣🤣🤣She still turned out rude and entitled. She’s an only child.

    • @KB-zh4dx
      @KB-zh4dx 3 роки тому +5

      @Lydia Hughes lol we live on a farm. Killing a chicken and then having your kids help you clean it then made a large pot of chicken and dumplings. It's called teaching your kids the facts of life. My daughter was 4 at the time. She bragged about how good that rooster tasted🤣 what do you teach your kids the burgers are grown at McDonald's?

  • @angelamarieeberhart8546
    @angelamarieeberhart8546 2 роки тому +311

    The farting part had my crying, laughing uncontrollably and just about out of my seat!!! This guy is worth his salt. Best comedian ever!!!

    • @rachelgarcia4301
      @rachelgarcia4301 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know if it was on purpose to get rid of the inspectors, or was it luck?

    • @Thoughtmage100
      @Thoughtmage100 2 роки тому

      @@rachelgarcia4301 It would be pretty impressive to be able to fart on command, but I'm leaning to them just being lucky.

    • @jamesgroce3125
      @jamesgroce3125 2 роки тому +2

      @@Thoughtmage100 I had a college roommate who could fart on command.

  • @Taylor-uh3od
    @Taylor-uh3od 3 роки тому +364

    "We're at a taco bell in Denver, BRAD" Got me 😂😂

  • @diedtolive1383
    @diedtolive1383 2 роки тому +39

    If they made his life into a movie, you betcha I'm running to theaters the moment it comes out ready to laugh my heart out

  • @mariroerig2991
    @mariroerig2991 3 роки тому +118

    Omg he is hilarious! One of the best I’ve seen! So nice to be funny without foul language etc!

  • @leahnewyork
    @leahnewyork 3 роки тому +39

    3:45 imitation of Mom is sooo lovely, I keep rewatching it ... he has not just the accent but also the music of it and the gestures

  • @AdalynLeigh
    @AdalynLeigh 3 роки тому +95

    This guy is hysterical! His cadence and timing are fantastic.

  • @aquachonk
    @aquachonk 2 роки тому +550

    This guy is good: spectacular comedic timing, smart observations, solid show. We need a lot more of him.

  • @jamesshank7918
    @jamesshank7918 2 роки тому +107

    Great job. A former Marine myself, from a long Military line. My daughter and her husband are Air Force, son Coast Guard. Tye tradition continues. Glad to see the Col is killing it. So funny.

  • @stephanieduran9078
    @stephanieduran9078 2 роки тому +378

    I did the mistake of doing my makeup while listening to this special… usually it’s not a problem but with him I was laughing so hard that I cried a few times and I had to redo my makeup. He is hilarious 😂

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn 2 роки тому +8

      I hope your makeup turned out fine 😂😂😂😂

    • @diybronwynsmith263
      @diybronwynsmith263 2 роки тому +2

      And he’s so adorable too 😊

    • @Cntsvevrybdy
      @Cntsvevrybdy Рік тому +3

      Very bad idea, but I wish I had seen you after. LMFAO, I'm just thinking of it. 😅😂

    • @marvac-r7916
      @marvac-r7916 Рік тому +1

      🤣I'm picturing a "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" lipstick-across-the-face scene

    • @Patricia-go3wg
      @Patricia-go3wg Рік тому +2

      Yes...I was wiping tears off my cheeks thru his whole performance...it felt so cleansing of my recent troubles..

  • @bbocfreak
    @bbocfreak 2 роки тому +103

    So glad he has a second special!! 😂😂😂🎉

  • @deni0.0.7
    @deni0.0.7 3 роки тому +137

    In a nursing home, found Jose a little while ago, but couldnt remember his last name. Thank goodness for google! Jose helps me get thru my dsy! I love you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @blamemama
    @blamemama 3 роки тому +169

    SO FUNNY for the whole 38mins. He would do so great on a Netflix special.

  • @lisacaley7834
    @lisacaley7834 3 роки тому +164

    One of the best story tellers. His timing was impeccable. I want to hear more.

    • @startrackqef
      @startrackqef 3 роки тому +6

      Felt the same way. A gift like his doesn't come along by chance, your born with it.

  • @kgejalaxmikanthaswamy5551
    @kgejalaxmikanthaswamy5551 Рік тому +11

    One of the best Dry Bar comedians... clean and great jokes!

  • @carrissamcwilliam5757
    @carrissamcwilliam5757 2 роки тому +220

    Absolutely hilarious. My absolute favourite DryBar set of all times. Funny guy and easy on the eye too 😘. Bring him back. I wish him great success now and in the future

    • @roxbad1157
      @roxbad1157 2 роки тому +11

      yeah....he's an eye catcher...

  • @stephaniesojovelazquez3324
    @stephaniesojovelazquez3324 2 роки тому +46

    When someone makes me laugh so hard for so long, I give back. These are the true gems.

  • @jennifercoleman6218
    @jennifercoleman6218 3 роки тому +176

    Why haven't they made a movie from his military experiences. Omg I would so watch it. I've never laughed so hard in my life. His stories are just awesome

    • @Tom-cn4cm
      @Tom-cn4cm 3 роки тому +1

      Because his experiences are over exaggerated, just like all other comedians.

    • @shirleyparker4829
      @shirleyparker4829 3 роки тому +1

      What a brilliant idea! 🥰🥳

    • @sunnydaysatl
      @sunnydaysatl 3 роки тому +2

      They use to make military comedies Private Benjamin , stripes, n in the army now. It would b nice to have something new to laugh at.

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 3 роки тому +1

      A humorous book would do!

  • @NHgoldendragon
    @NHgoldendragon 3 роки тому +143

    I laughed so hard during the room inspection that I was choking. I had to pause because I thought I was going to have a heart attack. This fellow is AWESOME!

  • @annebodee
    @annebodee 3 роки тому +39

    Loved listening to this guy. I grew up in Miami and have many Cuban friends so I really enjoyed the descriptions of his family life. He truly is one of the best comedians around these days.

  • @jdawg119
    @jdawg119 3 роки тому +8546

    HE’S 42?! Wow he looks like he’s in his 20s

    • @husbeard
      @husbeard 3 роки тому +465

      I thought he was maybe 32.

    • @mal_verdegaming6621
      @mal_verdegaming6621 3 роки тому +438

      He stays active and healthy- crazy what physical excersise can do on the long run & a good diet too

    • @roxaskinghearts
      @roxaskinghearts 3 роки тому +184

      thats what happens when you work out like a soldier you cant just work out you have to work out like a soldier

    • @vanillagod8966
      @vanillagod8966 3 роки тому +107

      he. Is. wHAT-

    • @Lizarddqueen79
      @Lizarddqueen79 3 роки тому +102

      He looks good. I’m also 42.

  • @vilhelmhammershoi3871
    @vilhelmhammershoi3871 Рік тому +10

    I can't believe how incredibly funny José is! Brilliant! Had me laughing out loud!

  • @patmatt1987
    @patmatt1987 3 роки тому +233

    He was SENSATIONAL!!!! Extremely relatable to his storytelling especially the part with killing the chicken. I felt like he was with me telling my story when I saw my mom take out a chicken to make a soup in Venezuela when I was a kid!!

    • @lisadial9740
      @lisadial9740 2 роки тому +11

      My grandmother in Kentucky did the exact same thing to a chicken when I was about 6 years old. It was 25 years before I would eat chicken again.

    • @alexade9
      @alexade9 2 роки тому +2

      Probably why he’s a vegetarian

    • @DJItaloxalnatural
      @DJItaloxalnatural 2 роки тому +1

      happened to me also! I'm from Venezuela too, but in my case, was my nonno (Italian grandpa), hahahaha that poor chicken ran a good couple of meters before the body collapsed hahahaha I was about 6, I still eat chicken! lol

    • @marcialefebvre5365
      @marcialefebvre5365 Місяць тому

      Same here!😂​@@lisadial9740

  • @suzannemiranda3987
    @suzannemiranda3987 3 роки тому +191

    I love it! A comedian who's funny without foul language!

    • @lindaangel5299
      @lindaangel5299 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @Shado902
      @Shado902 3 роки тому +8

      it is called "the dry bar" for a reason

    • @waynebranagh
      @waynebranagh 3 роки тому

      He's very good. Funny! Is there a go fund me?

    • @j.michaeljefferson60
      @j.michaeljefferson60 3 роки тому +1

      vocabulary clean are showsBarDry

    • @KimberlyLovesRIchard
      @KimberlyLovesRIchard 3 роки тому

      It's not called drybar because the show is clean, it's because it doesn't serve alcohol in the club...