The Pros And Cons Of Dating Smart People. Drew Barth - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- The pros and cons of dating smart people are many and they are often times very complex, but Drew Barth is here to help you work through them in his Full Special "Shoulda Tried Harder" If you liked this full comedy special, theres a chance you'll like Dry Bar Comedy's other comedy specials as well, and they are all available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available on all iOS and Android devices.
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“Are we really gonna trust a guy who doesn’t know where the big spoons go?”
"Paid for by the woman who knows where the big spoons go."
In the fountain, BTW how do you know its a guy?
AC/DC beware of those who join house to house dude. Don't take any wooden nickles.
Sometimes I really don't know where she wants my big spoons to go.
@Commie Dog42 yeah what’s your point? That I copied it down in quotation marks and got 2K completely unearned undeserved likes? If it’s any consolation to your offended sensibilities I wasn’t trying to steal anyone’s thunder, I was just stoned and elated enough to share my favorite line. It might not be formatted in “standard” MLA but I’m clearly not claiming the joke as my own.
Worst case scenario would be giving this dude unhelpful negative and or cryptic feedback like you gave me. But if anything Drew Barth can look through the comments section and see that this is one of his jokes people are having an especially positive response to.
"and a bottle of wine because I'm bad at forming interpersonal relationships" OUCH he came for the jugular
Go big or you should have stayed at home.
So spot on.
@ιnvιdιoυѕ тнrυѕт Lmao.
Jumin be like:
That one hit me hard, ngl
This is the only stand up I've heard where I'm not horrified by how the comedian is describing their significant other
Watch Steve Geyer! He talks about his marriage of 31 years and it’s wonderful.
Jon Melany is pretty solid with his wife’s description as well
🤣comics get stereotyped too...loads are funny, clean NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
I know! I find most of these “clean comedy” comedians are just bad mouthing their marriages and/or partners! Liked this guy very much …
Yess 👏 Waluigi 💜
His "Pandora bracelet" bit had me rolling on the floor. He didn't even need to mention how ugly and contrived it all was; his voice did it for him. Hope he fully recovers soon!
“Clap if you’re the smart one in the relationship”
We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.
Hoodwinked
A Red vs. Blue reference?
We've been smeckledorfed
Speckledorfed
@@t5hammer871 besmeckledorfed if you're going for exactitude.
"clap if you're the smart one in the relationship"
Just prevented at least 10 unplanned pregnancies today
LOL!
Zio Lan haha rite though?
Thanks for my laugh of the day
Lol nice
🥇 Best comment I’ve seen all day!
My husband and I took an online IQ test about 19 years ago. We scored the exact same three digits. We each got the questions the other missed.
That's the goal really..
Sounds like you two were meant to be, literally haha that’s perfect. I hope life is still going well for you two
Opposites attract!!
Cute💯
That a perfect match of a marriage! Congrats!!!
"Gluten free corn bread is like biting into a sandcastle." 🤣😂
only if you make it without canned sweetcorn
That’s why they call it GLUten!
"That's too many muscles. You'd scare the cat." (in wife voice)
My favorite part lol
While we watch greys anatomy
⁰
Best
I also lost it at that sentence !!!
his voice sounds like if seth rogen cleared his throat
madisyn Lmfaooo underrated comment
madisyn holy moly, you’re right!
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I was thinkin jim carey but that works too 🤔😅
@@ohsolovely3995 Not really considering its the top one haha
“Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything” hahaha
This guy is hilarious!!! Wasn’t vulgar and didn’t have to say shocking filthy words to try to get laughs. He could have his on sitcom!
that is the main point of Dry Bar: comedy sans the cursing or vulgarity. Also, "OWN sitcom"
I dont think comedian swear or use vulgar language to try to get laughs. Pretty sure its just part of their vocabulary
So what? People can be funny with both.
I think he can have his ON and OFF sitcom
*wedding ring flies off* ". . . That's not an omen or anything, right?" Even this dude's improv is on point.
If hed stop working out like me he wouldnt have that problem with his finger being too skinny...')
Anyone know if he's still married😆
21:15
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@@LucyMankiller yes
That negative attack ad metaphor was actually hilarious
Yes, unbelievable.. too real, but fantastic. I died laughing
@@jfish032 RIP you
Especially the last little brought to you by part
"And if you’re dumb, THANK YOU."
😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm just not allowed to go back to that target" 🤣🤣🤣
“You guys can edit that out right?”
Them: well yes, but actually no.
"We can but we ain't gonna."
It doesn't have a reset button?
Amos 5:11
What actually happened there? Did something fall?
@@basicallybluesky His ring fell by mistake, and he OWNED it
"Diamonds are forever."
"I know, sweetie. And so is styrofoam."
I died.
I LOVED that line--and the one about the big spoons!!
As a smart woman, all I thought was when the two things biodegrade and how to destroy a diamond.
Rip in rip
XGD5layer I dont get it. Can somebody please explain?
Siren styrofoam doesn’t decompose quickly
If Clark Kent were a stand-up comic. He's sweet, funny and wise.
Knowing where the big spoons go is vital. Consistency is a must. You should be able to find the big spoons in the dark.
"So is styrofoam." 😅
Brilllllllllllllliant line.
Cubic Zirconium. AKA shamrock.
The ring that floats 😂😂
Well you can douse styrofoam in gasoline and you have napalm. If you burn that, styrofoam won’t be forever.
*Quietly files this under "comedians who love their wives and don't rely on sexist jokes” * :)
Husband hating jokes are just as common as wife hating jokes. They're all pathetic. Respect your spouses, people.
Yeah that's a breeze of fresh air
Because you "lowkey" enjoy that kind of comedy?
Shadup you nag
@@lfreece2 you seem like a delight
if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...
Why would you steal someone else's comment?
I know, he's so dreamy.
@@kellylyons1038 Why would you bother pointing that out? Not Important ! Take care .
“He probably doesn’t get winded when we make out” IM CRYING 😂😂
"Your guys can edit that out right?"
"Yes"
Proceeds to not edit anything out.
Clean , no racial jokes !!! I really like this guy 😂. No subtle or blatant gaslighting of others . I hope his comedic career takes off .Good luck, keep up the good work.
..You know, he's probably spot on about the chocolate diamonds and the board meeting.
That's what happened with Axe Dark and Gold Temptation during the marketing brainstorms.
haha. I wouldn't be surprised if he's right. LOL
My old jeweler called the "Chocolate Diamonds" Brownies.
Now here is even “salt and pepper” diamond.... wishing the trend go back to quality.
I hope he blows up, first I’ve seen of him. He’s confident on stage and hilarious! Upload more of him
Whelp time for bed . . . I read your first sentence and wondered why you would want him to explode.
@@SUPERMAR10312 I think he meant that he wants his popularity to "blow up." Something got lost in the translation.
Nothing got lost in translation lol, he just didn’t understand a common phrase.
This is one of the best shows I've seen by an unknown comic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole set.
Wishing this comedian the best of luck!
Anybody hear how his health is doing? They posted his stuff awhile ago but he took a hiatus recently because of a major health scare. Wondering if he's doing better or not.
I'm losing it every time he imitates couples 😁😂 He's so spot on
“Can I see the space needle from here?” “They take it down in the winter” 😂
In a way it's yes and no at the same time 🤔
Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly
She listed a bunch of facts ... and then i said whh ... and that was the end of the argument.
imagine how you can manipulate those idiots though
its "but" not "whh"
couldnt even remember half a word from the clip, guess you're the dumb one in the relationship with your hand
@@feYslYa misery loves company.
If it had been reversed, then facts would've meant nothing to her.
@@BrandonAEnglish hehehe... and you're still with her ... nice.
I love the voice he does for his wife. 🙃
Yeah it was good 😁
youd scare the cat! lol
So funny!!
Reminds me of Trevor Moore
He's good at imitating
I like this delivery.
No belly laughs, Just a constant smile and a giggle. Good one.
I love when comedy is not cringy, where you basically feel embarassed for the comdian trying too hard. I find, that the audience always wants the comedian to own the stage & enjoy themselves, and when they clearly got the boat sailing, that's when you as a listener can just truly relax into the ride.
This was nice. He felt like I was having a funny conversation with a friend during a lunch.
It wasn’t a bust-your-gut laughter but it was strangely educational with life advice and the like. Very comfortable to listen to.
if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...
I'mma have to disagree... my gut will take a day to recover after watching this.
You can ruin a wet dream!!
"strangely educational with life and the like" !! ----- yack.
Im pretty sure this is possibly the worst thing you can say to a comedian lol
Comedian: writes script specifically to induce laughter in the crowd
Crowd: well that was pretty comfortable to listen to..
Nice flow. Good timing.
I've heard other MALE comedians say there are no good looking MALE comedians. Because handsome men don't have to be funny. They were wrong.
@@DigitalDaydreams Some male comedian said that on Joe Rogan's show. Some time ago. He said " have you ever seen a male super model that was funny ? " Joe said nothing. Perhaps cos Joe is quite good looking himself.
It's more dependent on whether someone perceives themselves as attractive. If you can rely on looks you feel less pressure to develop a personality
cheong728 he said super models, not good looking there is a difference
@@cheong728 well I mean Joe Rogan isn't really funny so...
cheong728 well sadly usually hot men have bad personalities but not all lol
I laughed so hard when he said "shampoo cocktail" 😄
Give this man a Netflix special NOW! Thank you for the laughs Sir!
Wait!!...bring him back. He’s so animated. Timing is great and his voice is very distinguished. Good audience.
He should be back soon, if not already. I know he was in an accident almost exactly one year ago and did suffer some brain trauma. There's a go fund me account somebody put up to help with the medical bills.
@@jamesthe-doctor8981 a comfortably-off white guy cannot afford medical bills in US ? Man, American healthcare system must be really broken !!! Get rid of those greedy insurance companies soon
He keeps commenting on his weight, but he actually looks good. And he is super talented. I laughed so much. Also love that instead making jokes about woman being “bitchy” like a lot of comedians, 90 percent of this was him talking about how he loves his wife
I’m gonna use that styrofoam bit 😂
I agree, he is a healthy good looking man.
I just saw a stand-up video (on this channel i think) of a guy whose jokes were basically just him complaining about his wife. I left cause it just felt like he had an unhealthy relationship and it made me uncomfortable... This is 100% more funny and refreshing. Like John Mulaney’s “I love my wife” stuff
@@DeathnoteBB I came from the same video, this is far more entertaining the other was just sad.
Wasn't this just his first anniversary? Give him 10-20 years lol (hopefully not, I'm jk)
"So is styrofoam", I guess we know who the clever person is, 😂
Sometimes I forget why I subscribed to Dry Bar. Then the algorithm rolls around and recommends this again and I remember.
"I'm just saying....finish your burrito..."😂😂😂
When the wedding ring flew off, I was first thinking that the fruit boy who stacked the apple made the triangle fall and apples went everywhere LOL
So that's what that was... I thought somebody threw a coin or something. Good eye there
21:12 His next argument at home. "Oh, goodness."
Jessica J I totally thought the same! Lol
@@Agent99c yeah and I thought "wow hes really into it" 🤪😂👌
Extra funny considering the “losing the ring” bit as well
This was so homey :). I love this type of humor, where somewhat ordinary things are elevated by the person who's talking about them. Very comfortable to listen to.
This is the most wholesome hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen
(blush)
GIVE THIS PERSON A NETFLIX SPECIAL
He's better than Netflix
He’s a straight white male though how can they virtue signal with his special
Dry bar has been killing it lately way better then some of the new content out there! Such good content and clean go figure!
Yes!
@@inspectorjavert8443 Wow the edgelord thought he made a point. Are you forgetting how many straight white men comedians there are on Netflix?
Pros: they're smart
Cons: they're smart
It's nice to benefit from the intelligence of another person that puts up with you for some reason, but it's at the expense of being reminded how dumb you are. It's a double-edged sword unfortunately. The smart person in a relationship permanently has the upper hand.
@@troodon1096 Smart people already have a hard time forming relationships with others, both romantic and platonic. It goes both ways.
What if I'm the smart one?
@@codynelson7575 Clap your hands.
That Space Needle thing slays me. I used to have a friend who worked at the Canada-USA border, and he used to bring back stories like this on a daily basis. People are hilarious.
Well done Drew, some of the most original comedy I've heard in a while.
he feels like he would be a slightly prominent but still mildly unknown character in iCarly
Oddly accurate
He could of played her brother
Like Rebecca Berkowitz
I tell ya, these millennials and their references... iCarly? I've never even heard of that phone before... 👴🏼
Could be their cousin who hung out with Spencer just enough to be funny but not enough to be as big of an idiot.
Absolutely refreshing to hear someone who actually loves their wife and doesn't feel the need for sexist jokes about marriage
🤢🤮
@Derrell S Ah. A male who isn't secure in his own masculinity and has below par morals. Hello.
@Derrell S Such a shame you're that insecure buddy. Don't worry, it normally gets better as you age.
Krystal Louve why?
Derrell S why?
I love how he genuinely calls his wife ‘sweetie’ it’s so lovely
This is the FUNNIEST comedian to ever come to the drybar! We saw this years ago and it is still as good today!! We have watched this many times over and shared it with friends and family! Drew, we need more! Also, you are quoted endlessly in our house.
As a jeweler, i can definitely say he nailed this. 😂
I knew it.
HE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXY KERMIT I NOTICED AND CAN'T UN-HEAR IT SOMEONE HELP
You made me notice. I can't un-notice!!
This is so funny it's fucked up
He also looks like a sexy kermit! Haha did I make it better?
Dianna Stroud oh my 😭😭😭😭😂
Well thanks. Now I can't un hear hear it either
That last joke reminded me of Guy de Maupassant, who hated the Eiffel Tower so much he ate lunch at the restaurant there, every day. His reason - because it's the only place in the city where he could sit and not see the tower.
He’s got a great voice for radio, TV, and voice talent. Plus, he’s very funny!
i like the fact that his comedy is so casual like he's talking to a few friends
Agree
Massive compliment. Thank you :)
@@drewbarth it's true!
I really like his shrill-girly voice. It doesn't even sound mocking it's like he knows exactly how those types of women behave and he is merely reflecting that.
That was my favourite bit 😂 it’s so accurate the way he talks as well
Thanks! I'm sensitive about coming across as being mocking or generalizing. I'm not sure I would do it anymore without qualifying it afterwards, "I know that's a bad impression of all the women you know. But, it's an excellent impression one woman I know."
@@drewbarth it was a really good impression. I am a girl and I enjoyed it!
The space needle part was amazing. The timing, the body language, the facial expressions. Like Jim Carrey at his absolute best😂
I've watched this at least 3 times and it never gets old. It shows how much that's great comedy and it doesn't get old.
Drew nailed everything all the way through. He pointed out true facts that are interesting and make you think, and then had the right punchline for them all. Plus, he wasn't mean or nasty about anything, which is amazing. Great job!!
The only thing that I found weird was the peeing thing. There are people who actually use those little dickholes in the underpants!? 😂😂 It's so uncomfortable and might get a pee stain when shaking. The best is to pull down your undies a bit with your thumb and whip it out. That's how I've always done it and assumed that's how everyone does it.
It's like the wiping sitting or standing, toilet paper crumpled or folded thing again
Hope he gets a netflix special
Tommy Heitz he’s (also) hot
i actually think that would be cool
isnt the part of dry bar comedy to give them a special? or am i missing something?
He’s got a perfect voice for voice talent ads and announcements. Plus, he’s very funny!
He’s really animated and uses his whole body which most comedians don’t. Doesn’t try to be funny, he just is with his observations and mannerisms. Plus he’s really good looking and reminds me of this guy I went out with, only most likely not a douche bag since he’s married 😂
His material is FIRST CLASS; he needs to go global.
Right! He deserves his own Netflix Special
He's a natural! He just went on and on and on with no break or silences to think of what was next.
LOL, when I went to the VW Tech Park in Wolfsburg, Germany, I was driving a rental Mercedes.
The valet at the hotel gave it a sneer and did actually ask if I wanted to have it crushed.
It's so awesome to hear a man talk about body image this way, I mean I wish no one felt that way but it's not often talked about with guys.
This guy is hysterical. I love how animated and goofy he is.
You can hear his comedy comes from a place of love and compassion. It is pretty funny and amazing to watch.
**Ring flies off randomly** "This's not an omen or anything, right?"
He looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch and Misha Collins had a baby and a wizard blessed him with sexy kermit’s voice
More like if Chris Hemsworth,Benedict Cumberbatch and Harry Styles had a child😂
Reminds me a bit of James Marsden too.
My wife used her wedding ring to pay her attorney for our divorce. Diamonds are forever. Relationships, not so much.
And she most likely only got like 10% what you paid.
@@lifeiswonderful22 I have anecdotal evidence that this is true. She said I'd hired the biggest scum-bucket in the county, and that her lawyer was crap.
Why did you listen to her?
@@LoveLove-zg4jn Excellent question. Somewhere between "hope springeth eternal" and "take that, (lady dog)!"
God can't deny Himself Gerold. If you put away your wife the bible says that you still have to provide for her. Since you humbled her.
21:25 I had to rewatch this 3 times to realize it was his ring that flew off
Ooh that’s what it was!!
"...is this the same drew barth that was 'pretty sure' the movie started at 815 last week?"
- this is exactly what it's like
I lost it at this part because this is my life lol
Seriously my favorite part 😂😂😂😂
This guy should do voice acting, I really really like his voice
Yeah! Totally agree or just any acting at all!
@@alisabellesimone8924 Disagreeing on the acting.
He just has a lovely voice
that wine bottle interpersonal joke...i died. that said, im the guy who totally buys like 20 bath washes once a year at bath and body works, use a coupon bam, set for the year.
I would just like to announce: your comedy helped me defeat Nightmare King Grimm, thank you! I've been struggling with him for days!
Happy to help :)
Why does this dude sound like the super masculine version of Kermit.
Bold Suitcase right in the money with that. But he also does kind of sound like a “Doug” in my opinion.
@@matthewread9001 indeed this is true
Kermit the Hunk
Tone, intonation & cadence not to mention pitch/
I can't unhear it!
"I'd rather see a puma than see my naked disappointed foggy self in the mirror"
SUCH a great line. And concept.
That’s such a mood
This hit me a little too different.
Same
So rather die as prey, naked than see a mirror.. okay..
This dude just showed up in my list for no reason. He’s really good.
My go-to boat name if I ever get a boat: "Unsinkable II"
Dude, the shampoo cocktail! I thought I was the only one because my sisters made fun of me for it.
i do it with shampoo, conditioner, body wash i mean seriously if im mid shower im not getting out unless that things empty
It's a norm in my house! 2 women, but admittedly the other is my daughter who was trained by none other than myself 😁
Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.
Daniel O'Connor Yeah I think it’s just his bit. Honestly I think he’s been heavily inspired by other comics, so his style isn’t exactly on point with his persona. He reminds me of Bill Burr and Louis CK heavily. Especially his “female” voice jokes
And he well knows it! ;)
Daniel O'Connor its in our nature
@Katharina he is hyena
Everybody relates to self depreciating humor about one's own body. Not many people relate to the top 20% most attractive people, which I think he easily falls under.
I work from home and frequently rearrange everything in the kitchen. Love listening to my wife trying to silently open drawer after drawer in stead of asking where the spoons are. I have seen the woman spread butter on toast using the handle of a fork.
The spoon and ladle line reminded me of my gangly frame and social undesirability.
Naw, you're great :D
@@jenniferannewerezak6897 Why, I cordially thank you.
Speaking from the heart, you're most welcome, Hayden. The sooner you see yourself as desirable, the more opportunities you will unconsciously provide for others to appreciate how desirable you really are.
Credit: my Social Psych professor, Dr Hilary Bergsieker 💖
@@jenniferannewerezak6897 I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm an outcast mostly of my own accord. I prefer to befriend a few genuine people, as opposed to a horde of loyal cronies. My initial comment was a bit of a jab at my... shall we say, odd physique. I'm tall and scrawny, with disproportionate limbs, making me distinguishable from my peers. I also happen to have a particularly stigmatized social disorder. In all honesty, I have a dry, cynical, sometimes improper sense of humor which is poorly conveyed over the internet. Regardless of these facts, I am rarely self-conscious of any of them. Thank you for expressing concern. I respect the gesture greatly. Despite the misunderstanding, you have certainly improved my day. Side note: if I have made any grammatical errors, forgive me. It is late, and I would do well to acquire a few hours of sleep.
I also respect your apparent knowledge of the subject. It seems Dr. Bergsieker has taught you well.
I don't know why, like the whole set was really solid and funny and well constructed, but the elevator joke and that image of sliding down a five hundred foot fireman pole literally brought tears to my eyes laughing.
Things like that happen literally all the time with tourists in Venice, Italy. I can relate so so so badly
“If you want to get down, there’s a 500 foot long fireman’s pole that goes down the middle-chafes your thighs really bad. We take a picture at the bottom, it’s awesome, it’s worth it.” 😂😂😂
The political attack add was priceless.
His voice feels majestic like a king. I wish i had it.
This guy was great. Honest observational humor.
"Would you like it if I were 6% body fat, had a fauxhawk, and spoke Italian?"
Shoot man, I'd love to *be* that. Problem is I love garlic bread and laziness more.
lol same
Missed the "be" part, and got big ace vibes lol (yeah, I know it's in bold)
@@anyaoranastasyarecords4932
As one who isn't ace (I'm still not 100% on what that means but I'm pretty sure I would know if I was), what exactly does it mean?
"garlic bread" is all the italian it is necessary to speak.
@@LuckySketches ace as in asexual! garlic bread is kind of a thing in the asexual community. Asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.
he should do radio or announcing his voice was made for it
I found myself unexpectedly dying of laughter at some points😂😂. This was really a pick me up!! His animations were the best part
“If you’re dumb, thank you” hahahahahhaah
The dislikes are the diamond company CEOs
You too can prove how much you love your significant other by paying way too much money for these shiny rocks we found.
I know this is an old standup but I really hope Drew feels better soon and that he'll feel well enough to return to standup in the new year.
Story?
Got in an accident in March. Pretty bad
Recovered nicely and doing well.
This was filmed in Summer 2017, he was hit by a truck in February 2018, returned to the stage just a few months later.
im so glad he ripped into ‘chocolate diamonds’. its exactly right.
china can synthesise diamonds far cheaper than they can be mined and processed, so all the rough manky diamonds that used to be used on drill bits and saw blades are now being sold to the public as illustrious sounding chocolate, charcoal, champagne, etc.
black diamonds are even worse. theyre so riddled with flaws and inclusions that they have to be radiated until they turn opaque black, so you cant see into the stone.
but hey, it carries the buzzword diamond at least, right?
The Lexus joke about the kid not getting a bike for Christmas - classic!