I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)
My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.
A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.
There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.
Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War
My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them
How stupid is the average person? Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions. Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.
The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender. Edit:typo
@@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.
@@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits. Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.
@@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.
@@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.
I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.
@@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.
During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.
That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such. Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess
Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts. Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.
Son of a beekeeper’s backstory. I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to
I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.
one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks. being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?” and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them
In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.
My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls
Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.
Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D
In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason
They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle
Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!
8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao
But ngl support your beekeepers, no matter if you‘re vegan or not! Bees are important to our environment, so so are the beekeepers for caring and nurturing them. If you don‘t support them, you do more harm than good, because bees are literally dying.
Pollinators are important to the environment, bees arent the only pollinators Infact, in the americas bees are an invasive species that fucked shit up for aaall the other pollinators KILL THE BEES, EXECUTE THE BEEEEEEEEES
4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie
Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket. Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.
My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.
I'm a vegan and I defend beekeeping and honey consumption. I eat honey since I can't find evidence of the production harming bees. The purpose of veganism is avoiding the harm of any creature, and the people that act like that can go join the cows in factory farms for all I care :) y'all make me ashamed to call myself vegan
I also don't understand how they think demonizing an industry that they rely on to be able to support their lifestyle is a _good idea,_ I mean WHAT My heart goes out to every vegan with at least three braincells, because MAN some of them really bring down the whole group.
16:56 Funny story: at work I was once told that they had silverfish in the wall and would need to get an exterminator and the realization that silverfish are actually real hit me as hard as it probably did for this guy
Are you the son of a beekeeper? Very nice, bee brother My dad is also a beekeeper lool, and I GET SO UPSET ABOUT THIS TOPICC GAAAAH! Edit: My dad is literally friends with some of his bee queens, the bees of the hives of queens that particularly like him don't attack him, even though he works with them bare-handed. Edit 2: Also, depending on what biome you live in there are different types of honey, some of which aren't as good for winter food as others. There are types of forest honey that can give the bees diarrhea if they only get to eat this type, and because where I live there are many areas where this honey is common, it would actually be harmful to let the bees keep all the honey instead of replacing some of it with the bee food you give to them when you take the honey. Having diarrhea is a horrible death sentence to winter bees as they can explode in their own poop if the winter is too cold to go outside.
I have some bee questions for you, if you don't mind me asking: Do bees let beekeepers handle them like they do because they recognize the beekeeper and know that they aren't a danger? I know that when queens die they have to be replaced, but where does the new queen come from? Do you ever have to worry about accidentally stepping on bees and squishing them?
@@axiodile4623 1. Yes, bees do recognize their beekeeper 2. There is the food that all Bee Larvae eat and there is the Royal Jelly that is like a much better version that is given to the Larvae that will become the new Queen Bee 3. Bees usually keep off of the ground No, I am not a beekeeper nor is anyone in my family, I just live next to a few people that keep bees
Oh my god! Ok, so when I started this video, my music app decided to turn on outa nowhere, and for five seconds I legit thought that Seymour was playing Sasageyo, and I was freaking out
Dude we ain’t having Christmas this year either because everyone doesn’t have the money for gifts except the upper class why are you still hoping for Halloween
I can’t get over 11:33. It sounds like a broken man after an intense night of nothing but booze and Skyrim mods, and this is the result he wakes up to.
10:20 so that's why we don't have catgirls, centipedegirls and such. That one catgirl, who disturbed the balance of the universe, accidentally "deleted" them.
10:30 "magical girls are invasive species" This reminds on of an interesting story I found online titlet Magical Girl Hunters. There there is too much magical girls and not enough monsters/villians amd original names (Crayon Knights) so they tend to be a nuisence.
5:24 My grandparents are beekeepers and I've been like.... well I mean I visit them alot so I kinda know some stuff and when I tell you this made me *unreasonably angey*
18:45 the Pokémon are electross phantump cacturn see dot and haunter For the 6 ft lobster I don’t know the only Pokémon that resembles a lobster that’s at least 6 foot is scizor and gliscor every other Lobster or crab Pokémon isn’t 6 foot
2:27 Fun fact: If you ever got shrunk down to the size of an ant, not only would you not be able to see, but it would be impossible for a human being of that stature to breathe. The oxygen molecules in the air would be far too large for your blood to absorb, and you would simply suffocate without access to some form of compressed air supply, like a sealed environmental suit.
Idk why but "son of a beekeeper" is so strange to me. Like, there's no reason for it, it's a perfectly normal career it just sounds funny to say.
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a beekeeper
It immediately made me think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy with Rolf. SON OF A SHEPARD indeed.
I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)
Curly Bug yas!
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO REPLY THAT OML
“Son of a beekeeper” is my new expletive of choice.
By the knees of Barry B Johnson
Was the other expletive I got from PMs uploads
Son of a beekeeper VS The son of a shepherd
It really is the bees’ knees
@@Kakuretaka wAit I thought his name was Barry B Benson??
@@riotroyale Barry Bee Benson
My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.
Squirrels ate the Halloween jack-o-lantern I spent an hour and a half on when I was 8. They deserve squirrel hell
Grey squirrels are absolutely horrible creatures
A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.
There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.
I HATE squirrels.
"bees give consent" is the most hilarious thing to hear out of context
I just did and youre right
Beez nuts
@@bijeshshrestha2450 underated (is this how you spell this?)
More like the most concerning things to hear out of context
@@i.dont..exist_ NO..... you are..... a.................... b e a n.
I saw the "fictional character attachment" post and took psychic damage
Yakuza in a nutshell
Looks at Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3* You. You did this to me.
I love how he just raged about bees.
Who in their right mind wouldn’t rage about ‘righteous’ vegans and bees?
ngl it's kind of hot
prince apoopoo.
It’s gotta be, it’s a heated debate.
@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163
YOU LITTLE...
Luigi, what?
I’m not bee-sized!
Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War
That's the equivalent of a skeleton being smashed over the head with a trumpet
I used the man o' war to destroy the man o' war
Wow. The Portuguese navy is FUCKED!
@@dnicer3486 Or spaghetti
Gods speed sea leviathan king
My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them
mmmmmmmmm.... B E E P A S T E
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 Mmm, I love *b e e p a s t e* on my bread
@@hazeltree7738 E M B R A C E T H E B E E P A S T E
How stupid is the average person?
Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions.
Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 B E E P A S T E
When a Joke about Catgirls becomes a history lesson.
More like ecology, but you've got the right spirit
@@alexanderthegreat6682 yes
Professor Lando would be proud
@Yuki the Neko U^ｪ^U
@Yuki the Neko (Loads Shotgun with malicious intent)
That vegan one was so infuriating that I shouted out loud “HONEY IS NOT
B E E P A S T E”
The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender.
Edit:typo
@@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.
@@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits.
Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.
@@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.
@@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.
Skeletons don't need sleep, that's why we love binges.
Kill the unholy beaat
Which side of the war are you on?
Ft the cartoon whichever side has the trumpets and pasta
holymolly guackamole Rude.
@@ftthecartoon we don't need skeletons
That whole entire bee thing? That was a glorious roller coaster of stupidity, education, frustration and hilarity.
It was more of all of those things thrown in a blender
i will never understand how some people can come to completely wrong conclusions and just.. not think about their dumb shit before saying it
@@shintopriestesskikyou5674 Yeah, me neither...
I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.
@@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.
Seymour: "YOU HAVE INSULTED THE SON OF A SHEPARD!"
I feel like this is supposed to be a reference but I don't know to what it's referencing.
Wait isnt he a bee keeper
@@roylim1169 No, it's an Ed, Edd and Eddy Reference XD
@@1mariomaniac Ed, Edd and Eddy :)
@@sophiefrankis9476 Ah ok thanks. I was quite young when the show was pulled from TV so I've never watched it.
Fun fact of the day:
Seymour's dad was a beekeeper
my uncle is a beekeeper, which means that by SOME DIVINE HAPPENSTANCE, me and seymour could be cousins
@@peternoparker 😲
Was
What do you mean was?
@@dorkle9085 idk, I thought he said was in the vid. I figured he just retired. I might've misheard tho.
During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.
Dark Lord Hestu requests his Dark Maracas. Do you oblige?
That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such.
Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess
"A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon."
Did you mean: Moon Truther Furry
I hate this. Thank you.
Did you mean: John Patrick Douglass, also known by his online pseudonym Jacksfilms
DÒctØ_ ØctÓ But I am not the reddit man I am the UA-cam man with an evil spaceman jelly bean for a pfp
Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts.
Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.
@Frost E Bear No. He was pretending to be a bumpkin. He was undead already.
one time I was playing DnD and my friend joined in and he was a demon bard who played the Trombone. Just felt I should share that.
*doot*
*doot*
*doot three*
*doot doot*
*D O O T*
Son of a beekeeper’s backstory.
I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to
D&D character backstory
You do know honey is the most widely used home remedy for allergies? Especially local honey.
@@NekoChanSenpai _ironic_
Oh the irony is Rich we better do the X:RA irony dance
nobody:
the bees when they enter the bee centrifuge: *T H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G*
The first thing I thought about when reading this was Revtrocity’s “SaLoT as Jevil” bit with the bees.
Ok, that's a good one, take my thumbs-up.
Beekeeper: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
*bees find themselves in a spinning arena fighting the ahrdest boss in the game thus far*
Hehe
I saw H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G and it's very funny
THOSE SQUIRRELS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID AND THEY DESERVE IT.
What did they do to you...?
What happen....
I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.
this is extremely terrifying out of context
"Now I just wanna see all my Baristas in doctor's masks."
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SEYMOUR!?
ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!?
one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks.
being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?”
and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them
In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.
Frend snail
Snail Knight!
I want this as a mount
@@peggedyourdad9560 If there's a racing snail version, I'd be all for that.
I Know What I'm Taking with Me to Barovia
My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets
Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls
"light would no longer appear straight"
G A Y L I G H T
Well, light is rainbow colored
I'll be honest, a sentient hat piloting a mannequin sounds pretty dope.
sounds like a fun dnd character
Isn't that the plot of super mario odyssey?
@@hazeltree7738this is implying that Mario is a mannequin
@@unionjack0638 he is.
How can 19 people dislike this, he's literally just bringing joy to your day and assembling some of his best works into 1 easily accessible spot
It's the vegans
@@emottoazuka3028 beat me to it
Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.
I'm a simple lady: I see P.M. Seymour posted,
I click.
laughter is a distraction from the pain of existence.
Live is pain- probably someone
Yep
@@diegoolivares1081 Pretty sure everyone has said that at some point. If you haven't... give it time.
Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU
Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D
In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason
They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle
Weaponize your heelys so that they fall under the second amendment right and the cops can't take them away.
@@squeaktheswan2007 Don't do that, either, because then they'll be harder to get in certain states.
@@chimblemasterofchimney4771
Not if you can outskate the authority.
I AM SPEED!
2:18 "now i just wanna see all my baristas in doctor masks"
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
28:25
🎵I just did a bad thing🎵
🎵I regret the thing I did🎵
🎵And you're wondering what it is🎵
🎵Tell you what I did🎵
🎵I did a bad thing🎵
“Moron-selfshipper” I relate to this username on an unhealthy level
6:58 You can just hear PM get angrier and angrier as he reads
"The world's smallest accountant."
I'M WHEEZING.
Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!
This is so friccing wholesome
@@jamesfilyawDigginGabe I like it when my mind is kind to me!
"Only weird people and grooms wear white suits."
Me: Unus Annus, Unus Annus, Unus Annus!
20:42
Oh god I thought they were Snom
Wait Voice actor (Im aspiring to be one), Irish (Im Irish) and son of beekeeper (me too)?
I think Im past Seymour
Hello were can I find some quality internet service
@@killerqueen6114 Wouldnt you like to know
@@Ryan-zi7id well yes I would so I can book a flight away from kira
@@killerqueen6114 Ah yeah, Ill book you one
@@Ryan-zi7id thank you
8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao
But ngl support your beekeepers, no matter if you‘re vegan or not! Bees are important to our environment, so so are the beekeepers for caring and nurturing them. If you don‘t support them, you do more harm than good, because bees are literally dying.
Pollinators are important to the environment, bees arent the only pollinators
Infact, in the americas bees are an invasive species that fucked shit up for aaall the other pollinators
KILL THE BEES, EXECUTE THE BEEEEEEEEES
@@bloodyhell8201 Would you prefer _WASPS?_
13:16 same, I have no idea if I'm an enby, if I'm a gal, if I'm everything at once, if I'm genderfluid, if it's Monday afternoon or Thursday morning.
This is literally a goldmine for me, i'm wheezing so fucking hard
Finally found the holy graal of my humor sense
I love how with P.M.´s binge compilations you always know when the original video ends because he just starts screaming.
19:45
I know that supposed to help but it really makes me thing what is in the corner of my eye when i feel like there's something there.
The thumbnail gives me
"I cant believe you've done this" vibes
18:05 I mean when the universe was created all matter was compressed down to a point so everyone's everyone's soulmate
6:14
That’s not honey.
That’s bee cream.
The rage about his bees... This man is so damn caring about his bees and I love it.
the weirdest feeling is when you see your small-time mutual on one of these compilations
4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie
Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket.
Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.
HEY PM, CHECK OUT THE BAND "FIRST OF OCTOBER" pls lmao. it's a two man band that do their albums in one day; writing, recording, everything in one day
Which day
hypnochonk, it’s a mystery that evades all of us.
15:16 for anyone who's interested that's Aiden Gallagher from Umbrella Academy.
18:28 the fact that ranboo is 6’8 (idk his height Ik he’s over 6’0) is great bc he’s basically a ender man
On the origins smp
He is 6ft 6 irl!
My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.
People go crazy over cat girls
*Fox girls are better!*
I noticed your username, so... Hello, fellow RWBY fan!
by any chance do you know our lord and savior Noble?
As a Ghost- and Dark- type Umbreon I can confirm.
Ah yes. That’s the good sauce
@@captainflarg I thought our Lord and saviour was the jelly filled donut
11:18 basically a parallel to how people look at actual cats?
I'm a vegan and I defend beekeeping and honey consumption. I eat honey since I can't find evidence of the production harming bees. The purpose of veganism is avoiding the harm of any creature, and the people that act like that can go join the cows in factory farms for all I care :) y'all make me ashamed to call myself vegan
I also don't understand how they think demonizing an industry that they rely on to be able to support their lifestyle is a _good idea,_ I mean WHAT
My heart goes out to every vegan with at least three braincells, because MAN some of them really bring down the whole group.
This is like watching intellectual Calvinball. These people are just making up the facts of their debates as they go
Hey i got that reference!
16:56
Funny story: at work I was once told that they had silverfish in the wall and would need to get an exterminator and the realization that silverfish are actually real hit me as hard as it probably did for this guy
Yeah I found a shit ton of Silverfish in my locker in my middle school and it was SHOCKING
I love that the first binge compilation after P.M's break came with so much ace positivity!
17:31 THANK YOU
I was NOT expecting a heated discussion on honey. You have my subscription kind sir.
Are you the son of a beekeeper? Very nice, bee brother
My dad is also a beekeeper lool, and I GET SO UPSET ABOUT THIS TOPICC GAAAAH!
Edit: My dad is literally friends with some of his bee queens, the bees of the hives of queens that particularly like him don't attack him, even though he works with them bare-handed.
Edit 2: Also, depending on what biome you live in there are different types of honey, some of which aren't as good for winter food as others. There are types of forest honey that can give the bees diarrhea if they only get to eat this type, and because where I live there are many areas where this honey is common, it would actually be harmful to let the bees keep all the honey instead of replacing some of it with the bee food you give to them when you take the honey. Having diarrhea is a horrible death sentence to winter bees as they can explode in their own poop if the winter is too cold to go outside.
I have some bee questions for you, if you don't mind me asking: Do bees let beekeepers handle them like they do because they recognize the beekeeper and know that they aren't a danger?
I know that when queens die they have to be replaced, but where does the new queen come from?
Do you ever have to worry about accidentally stepping on bees and squishing them?
@@axiodile4623 1. Yes, bees do recognize their beekeeper
2. There is the food that all Bee Larvae eat and there is the Royal Jelly that is like a much better version that is given to the Larvae that will become the new Queen Bee
3. Bees usually keep off of the ground
No, I am not a beekeeper nor is anyone in my family, I just live next to a few people that keep bees
Puts a whole new meaning to Explosive Diarrhea
I'll escort myself out now
16:51
What's not to love about the Wine Dude?
it took me until now to realize that seymour argues with himself when narrating these posts
The perfect thing for waiting for my teacher to show up to class
12:29 Was not expecting ace or aro memes but I was pleasantly surprised
14:01 Same, same
12:23
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
KARKALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKE TEREZI LOCO-
I still watch these despite already having watched them!
I’d watch a binge any second of the hour just so I can hear the wonders of absconding bees
11:40 ralof I told you to stop testing the nightshade
Why is no one talking about the fact that Link is a bard. And why did I just imagine a Venti and Link fusion.
I freaking love these people from the invasive anime species thread. It’s freaking gold.
2:19
Obviously, this particular comment didn't age too well.
Oh my god! Ok, so when I started this video, my music app decided to turn on outa nowhere, and for five seconds I legit thought that Seymour was playing Sasageyo, and I was freaking out
15:07 Hey look it's me!
17:24
Yeah I think if my parents saw me watching mha cosplayer Tik Toks 24/7 they would think I was pretty weird
Wait guys if the coronavirus doesn't end until October we won't have a good spooky season OH GOD NO
2021: Oops! All Halloween
Everyone is gonna be dressed as plague doctors
🦠IDK spreading the plague around sounds pretty festive to me🦠
@@aquicha8168 I was actually going to do that if corona ended by October but I guess not
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Dude we ain’t having Christmas this year either because everyone doesn’t have the money for gifts except the upper class why are you still hoping for Halloween
8:49 i-ive worn those before..
It was surreal.
I can’t get over 11:33. It sounds like a broken man after an intense night of nothing but booze and Skyrim mods, and this is the result he wakes up to.
10:20 so that's why we don't have catgirls, centipedegirls and such. That one catgirl, who disturbed the balance of the universe, accidentally "deleted" them.
23:54 All Might came to save the day, in an unexpected way.
10:30 "magical girls are invasive species" This reminds on of an interesting story I found online titlet Magical Girl Hunters.
There there is too much magical girls and not enough monsters/villians amd original names (Crayon Knights) so they tend to be a nuisence.
5:24
My grandparents are beekeepers and I've been like.... well I mean I visit them alot so I kinda know some stuff and when I tell you this made me *unreasonably angey*
you know watching the outdoor catgirl bit again makes me wonder how they would explain catgirl magical girls in that analogy.
Cross breeding
Just. Cross breeding
@@arising.sights I mean, what else did you want?
@@dinoteri3162 I have no idea
Mutation due to overhunting. The magical girls adapted by imitation of their new predators features to hide.
PM: “Now I just wanna see all my baristas in doctor masks-“
Me: BrUh nO-
3:59, who uploaded a virus into my brain?
18:45 the Pokémon are electross phantump cacturn see dot and haunter
For the 6 ft lobster I don’t know the only Pokémon that resembles a lobster that’s at least 6 foot is scizor and gliscor every other Lobster or crab Pokémon isn’t 6 foot
The cat girl one made me so unreasonably happy
21:09 Hence why I play paladin, a tank who heals people
"You're going to Brazil": Lame
"You're going to the bee spinner": Terrifying
That bee debate was hilarious, infuriating, and enlightening.
I give the experience a 10/10 would do again
2:19
"I just want to see all my baristas in doctor masks"
Covid: *Hold my coffee*
3:00 accurate assessment of NH, can confirm
21:14 i felt that
Somehow the idea of blending bees and calling it honey (or effectively putting them on a carnival ride until they puke) is more funny than concerning.
2:27
Fun fact: If you ever got shrunk down to the size of an ant, not only would you not be able to see, but it would be impossible for a human being of that stature to breathe.
The oxygen molecules in the air would be far too large for your blood to absorb, and you would simply suffocate without access to some form of compressed air supply, like a sealed environmental suit.
14:09 How did you get this audio recording of my brain overheating when someone complinents me??
19:37
Friendly reminder Among Us was made 2 years ago