It Came From Tumblr #77 | Binge Compilation

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  • @someman66
    @someman66 4 роки тому +3652

    Idk why but "son of a beekeeper" is so strange to me. Like, there's no reason for it, it's a perfectly normal career it just sounds funny to say.

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 роки тому +262

      How does a bastard, orphan, son of a beekeeper

    • @BerkelEHaluesen
      @BerkelEHaluesen 4 роки тому +93

      It immediately made me think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy with Rolf. SON OF A SHEPARD indeed.

    • @unnamedvisitor1649
      @unnamedvisitor1649 4 роки тому +39

      I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)

    • @Cryptid_Robin
      @Cryptid_Robin 4 роки тому +9

      Curly Bug yas!

    • @freshlybakedsadness9251
      @freshlybakedsadness9251 4 роки тому +8

      @@aromanticfranziskavonkarma I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO REPLY THAT OML

  • @Blitz_IngaMCZ
    @Blitz_IngaMCZ 3 роки тому +1490

    “Son of a beekeeper” has such “Rolf, son of a shepherd” energy, I swear to god-

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 роки тому +51

      You dare insult the son of a beekeeper?!

    • @Riot_Bird
      @Riot_Bird 3 роки тому +22

      It really does and I am so here for it

    • @lauramarschmallow2922
      @lauramarschmallow2922 3 роки тому +15

      Their energy while rage reading this horrifically wrong "facts" was *glorious*!

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 3 роки тому +3

      I came here to make this exact comment, I’m glad I’m not alone

    • @GabrielusPrime
      @GabrielusPrime 2 роки тому +5

      As someone who's dad keeps bees, I'm feeling very called out...

  • @Luigi-np8td
    @Luigi-np8td 4 роки тому +4032

    I love how he just raged about bees.

  • @Boiyu
    @Boiyu 3 роки тому +3066

    "bees give consent" is the most hilarious thing to hear out of context

  • @tobi936
    @tobi936 3 роки тому +1762

    My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.

    • @everyonegetselfears1444
      @everyonegetselfears1444 3 роки тому +194

      Squirrels ate the Halloween jack-o-lantern I spent an hour and a half on when I was 8. They deserve squirrel hell

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 роки тому +76

      Grey squirrels are absolutely horrible creatures

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 роки тому +135

      A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.

    • @velvetgaytor
      @velvetgaytor 3 роки тому +100

      There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.

    • @morningglory.2
      @morningglory.2 3 роки тому +13

      I HATE squirrels.

  • @wizardsweetflips59
    @wizardsweetflips59 4 роки тому +1839

    “Son of a beekeeper” is my new expletive of choice.

    • @Kakuretaka
      @Kakuretaka 3 роки тому +33

      By the knees of Barry B Johnson
      Was the other expletive I got from PMs uploads

    • @sirbread621
      @sirbread621 3 роки тому +16

      Son of a beekeeper VS The son of a shepherd

    • @everyonegetselfears1444
      @everyonegetselfears1444 3 роки тому +8

      It really is the bees’ knees

    • @riotroyale
      @riotroyale 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kakuretaka wAit I thought his name was Barry B Benson??

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 роки тому +4

      @@riotroyale Barry Bee Benson

  • @me30000
    @me30000 4 роки тому +2701

    Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +177

      That's the equivalent of a skeleton being smashed over the head with a trumpet

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 4 роки тому +146

      I used the man o' war to destroy the man o' war

    • @spugnoxngubcux9801
      @spugnoxngubcux9801 4 роки тому +69

      Wow. The Portuguese navy is FUCKED!

    • @adrienstarfaer
      @adrienstarfaer 4 роки тому +18

      @@dnicer3486 Or spaghetti

    • @davidmartin9225
      @davidmartin9225 4 роки тому +20

      Gods speed sea leviathan king

  • @noizepusher7594
    @noizepusher7594 3 роки тому +1224

    That vegan one was so infuriating that I shouted out loud “HONEY IS NOT
    B E E P A S T E”

    • @cloudthief8918
      @cloudthief8918 3 роки тому +49

      The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender.
      Edit:typo

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper 3 роки тому +13

      @@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.

    • @cloudthief8918
      @cloudthief8918 3 роки тому +15

      @@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits.
      Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.

    • @unoriginalcomment7502
      @unoriginalcomment7502 2 роки тому +38

      @@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 2 роки тому +28

      @@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.

  • @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084
    @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 4 роки тому +303

    I saw the "fictional character attachment" post and took psychic damage

    • @jotarokujo7582
      @jotarokujo7582 3 роки тому +7

      Yakuza in a nutshell

    • @lemurofchaos9672
      @lemurofchaos9672 3 роки тому +4

      Looks at Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3* You. You did this to me.

  • @railbaron1
    @railbaron1 4 роки тому +905

    When a Joke about Catgirls becomes a history lesson.

  • @dnicer3486
    @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +2262

    Skeletons don't need sleep, that's why we love binges.

    • @DigitalAlexN
      @DigitalAlexN 4 роки тому +5

      Kill the unholy beaat

    • @ftthecartoon
      @ftthecartoon 4 роки тому +6

      Which side of the war are you on?

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +28

      Ft the cartoon whichever side has the trumpets and pasta

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +12

      holymolly guackamole Rude.

    • @DigitalAlexN
      @DigitalAlexN 4 роки тому +6

      @@ftthecartoon we don't need skeletons

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 4 роки тому +1727

    The bee thing and the cat girl thing are probably two of the best things ever.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 4 роки тому +9

      haha yeh

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 4 роки тому +56

      _B E E C E N T R I F U G E_

    • @industrialbro
      @industrialbro 4 роки тому +55

      The *B E E C E N T R I F U G E* is better than the *C O R P S E W I G G L E R*

    • @ichabodlorax7585
      @ichabodlorax7585 4 роки тому +44

      What really makes me mad is the average redditor will tell you about the ONE (count 'em, ONE) person that goes on about bee genocide, but not the THREE (count 'em, one, two, THREE) people that disprove this, so they can say that Tumblr is filled to the brim with insane idiots and everyone just agrees with them, no matter what.
      Nevermind, FIVE PEOPLE!

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I like the longer conversations a lot, too. :)

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 4 роки тому +755

    That whole entire bee thing? That was a glorious roller coaster of stupidity, education, frustration and hilarity.

    • @lykaioskelley4836
      @lykaioskelley4836 3 роки тому +25

      It was more of all of those things thrown in a blender

    • @shintopriestesskikyou5674
      @shintopriestesskikyou5674 3 роки тому +27

      i will never understand how some people can come to completely wrong conclusions and just.. not think about their dumb shit before saying it

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 3 роки тому +7

      @@shintopriestesskikyou5674 Yeah, me neither...

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 роки тому +15

      I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.

    • @thewoollyviking5928
      @thewoollyviking5928 3 роки тому +7

      @@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.

  • @squirrele4495
    @squirrele4495 3 роки тому +618

    “I wish I could see Starbucks employees in doctor’s masks” my guy you posted this at the END of 2020 *HOW*-

    • @cernunnos8917
      @cernunnos8917 3 роки тому +61

      I think he said "plague doctor's masks' which makes a bit more sense.

    • @jethawk995
      @jethawk995 3 роки тому +13

      @@cernunnos8917 but still da fuc

    • @SushiTrap313
      @SushiTrap313 3 роки тому +8

      EXACTLY MY THOUGHT

  • @CrazyRiverOtter
    @CrazyRiverOtter 3 роки тому +90

    "Now I just wanna see all my Baristas in doctor's masks."
    ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SEYMOUR!?
    ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!?

  • @glowinthedarkspider3118
    @glowinthedarkspider3118 4 роки тому +710

    My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them

    • @kearaoshaughnessy1224
      @kearaoshaughnessy1224 4 роки тому +32

      mmmmmmmmm.... B E E P A S T E

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +31

      @@kearaoshaughnessy1224 Mmm, I love *b e e p a s t e* on my bread

    • @kearaoshaughnessy1224
      @kearaoshaughnessy1224 4 роки тому +12

      @@hazeltree7738 E M B R A C E T H E B E E P A S T E

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 4 роки тому +14

      How stupid is the average person?
      Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions.
      Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 3 роки тому +13

      @@kearaoshaughnessy1224 B E E P A S T E

  • @sophiefrankis9476
    @sophiefrankis9476 4 роки тому +456

    Seymour: "YOU HAVE INSULTED THE SON OF A SHEPARD!"

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like this is supposed to be a reference but I don't know to what it's referencing.

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 роки тому +4

      Wait isnt he a bee keeper

    • @sophiefrankis9476
      @sophiefrankis9476 4 роки тому +8

      @@roylim1169 No, it's an Ed, Edd and Eddy Reference XD

    • @sophiefrankis9476
      @sophiefrankis9476 4 роки тому +1

      @@1mariomaniac Ed, Edd and Eddy :)

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 4 роки тому

      @@sophiefrankis9476 Ah ok thanks. I was quite young when the show was pulled from TV so I've never watched it.

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 4 роки тому +1291

    No one:
    PM Seymour: *i’m boutta brighten this man’s whole day.*

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +7

      This town ain't big enough for two Rattlers.

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw 4 роки тому +4

      Dnicer3 Showdown at high calcium?

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +5

      Sunny You bet your pelvis. I'm bringing my quick draw trumpet.

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw 4 роки тому +5

      Dnicer3 *Woah, hey. Bet your own pelvis, I like mine.*

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 роки тому +1

      This reply section is a tumblr post

  • @sparklingdeath1730
    @sparklingdeath1730 3 роки тому +183

    Son of a beekeeper’s backstory.
    I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to

    • @liamsamples
      @liamsamples 3 роки тому +12

      D&D character backstory

    • @NekoChanSenpai
      @NekoChanSenpai 3 роки тому +7

      You do know honey is the most widely used home remedy for allergies? Especially local honey.

    • @ic0nic707
      @ic0nic707 2 роки тому +3

      @@NekoChanSenpai _ironic_

    • @Foxking437
      @Foxking437 Рік тому

      Oh the irony is Rich we better do the X:RA irony dance

  • @shaden.l.m.9506
    @shaden.l.m.9506 4 роки тому +206

    During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.

    • @liamsamples
      @liamsamples 3 роки тому +20

      Dark Lord Hestu requests his Dark Maracas. Do you oblige?

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 роки тому +13

      That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such.
      Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess

  • @thewatcher9237
    @thewatcher9237 4 роки тому +532

    "A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon."
    Did you mean: Moon Truther Furry

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 4 роки тому +21

      I hate this. Thank you.

    • @jamesfilyawDigginGabe
      @jamesfilyawDigginGabe 4 роки тому +14

      Did you mean: John Patrick Douglass, also known by his online pseudonym Jacksfilms

    • @dpsgeo542
      @dpsgeo542 4 роки тому

      DÒctØ_ ØctÓ But I am not the reddit man I am the UA-cam man with an evil spaceman jelly bean for a pfp

    • @lexsamreeth8724
      @lexsamreeth8724 4 роки тому +7

      Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts.
      Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.

    • @lexsamreeth8724
      @lexsamreeth8724 4 роки тому +2

      @Frost E Bear No. He was pretending to be a bumpkin. He was undead already.

  • @Evelyn_onfire
    @Evelyn_onfire 4 роки тому +543

    one time I was playing DnD and my friend joined in and he was a demon bard who played the Trombone. Just felt I should share that.

  • @monalisainspector9248
    @monalisainspector9248 4 роки тому +661

    "Kiryu, you look like a shady criminal" is basically what his brother tells him immediately after he picks his suit in Yakuza 0.
    Also Kiryu is a weirdo. A wonderful, stoic weirdo.

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 4 роки тому +7

      Hello user

    • @Rytex-nh7pm
      @Rytex-nh7pm 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ryan-zi7id I cant belive this happened

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rytex-nh7pm I can

    • @WestOfLee100
      @WestOfLee100 4 роки тому +3

      Sean Taggart
      No it’s BREAK DOWN BREAKDOWN, OR NOT BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN, that is the question.

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 4 роки тому +8

      And then his brother proceeds to wear a white suit, hmm wonder why?

  • @leumasme
    @leumasme 3 роки тому +88

    2:18 "now i just wanna see all my baristas in doctor masks"
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

  • @fork1695
    @fork1695 3 роки тому +63

    “Now I wanna see all my Starbucks baristas wearing doctors’ masks.” Oh. Oh no.

  • @spacewoomy4853
    @spacewoomy4853 4 роки тому +713

    nobody:
    the bees when they enter the bee centrifuge: *T H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G*

    • @adamnakamura8003
      @adamnakamura8003 3 роки тому +7

      The first thing I thought about when reading this was Revtrocity’s “SaLoT as Jevil” bit with the bees.

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 3 роки тому +4

      Ok, that's a good one, take my thumbs-up.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 роки тому +10

      Beekeeper: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
      *bees find themselves in a spinning arena fighting the ahrdest boss in the game thus far*

    • @skyc7089
      @skyc7089 3 роки тому +3

      Hehe

    • @mekiot
      @mekiot 3 роки тому +2

      I saw H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G and it's very funny

  • @GoblinRaccoon
    @GoblinRaccoon 4 роки тому +477

    THOSE SQUIRRELS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID AND THEY DESERVE IT.

    • @PlagueMoo
      @PlagueMoo 3 роки тому +1

      What did they do to you...?

    • @yourhostlu8808
      @yourhostlu8808 3 роки тому

      What happen....

    • @rainniebee
      @rainniebee 3 роки тому +6

      I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.

    • @duck363
      @duck363 3 роки тому +4

      this is extremely terrifying out of context

  • @thajocoth
    @thajocoth 4 роки тому +179

    In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 4 роки тому +29

      Frend snail

    • @derpguy101
      @derpguy101 4 роки тому +21

      Snail Knight!

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 4 роки тому +15

      I want this as a mount

    • @tygor_tora
      @tygor_tora 4 роки тому +12

      @@peggedyourdad9560 If there's a racing snail version, I'd be all for that.

    • @railbaron1
      @railbaron1 4 роки тому +3

      I Know What I'm Taking with Me to Barovia

  • @j.a.m.m
    @j.a.m.m 3 роки тому +68

    I'll be honest, a sentient hat piloting a mannequin sounds pretty dope.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 3 роки тому +1

      sounds like a fun dnd character

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 роки тому +3

      Isn't that the plot of super mario odyssey?

    • @unionjack0638
      @unionjack0638 8 місяців тому +1

      @@hazeltree7738this is implying that Mario is a mannequin

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 8 місяців тому

      @@unionjack0638 he is.

  • @robuswhitewolf4896
    @robuswhitewolf4896 4 роки тому +46

    "Only weird people and grooms wear white suits."
    Me: Unus Annus, Unus Annus, Unus Annus!

  • @lydiacarlise7935
    @lydiacarlise7935 4 роки тому +400

    There's something about this guy that just makes you SMILE

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 4 роки тому +5

      His voice is so comforting!

    • @UN_BOXT
      @UN_BOXT 4 роки тому +11

      SEYMOUR IS AN IRL BARD.
      change my mind

    • @lydiacarlise7935
      @lydiacarlise7935 4 роки тому +4

      @@UN_BOXT I will not, because I agree.

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 роки тому +2

      He just has such a relatable voice and so many voices that feel like a meme

    • @tuc-kaankaraayan
      @tuc-kaankaraayan 3 роки тому

      It's bees.

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 4 роки тому +404

    Fun fact of the day:
    Seymour's dad was a beekeeper

    • @peternoparker
      @peternoparker 3 роки тому +38

      my uncle is a beekeeper, which means that by SOME DIVINE HAPPENSTANCE, me and seymour could be cousins

    • @lokirae3
      @lokirae3 3 роки тому +4

      @@peternoparker 😲

    • @icarusunited
      @icarusunited 3 роки тому +5

      Was

    • @dorkle9085
      @dorkle9085 3 роки тому +3

      What do you mean was?

    • @astronomydemon6312
      @astronomydemon6312 3 роки тому +3

      @@dorkle9085 idk, I thought he said was in the vid. I figured he just retired. I might've misheard tho.

  • @emeraldskies8254
    @emeraldskies8254 4 роки тому +169

    My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets
    Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls

  • @heyyou9472
    @heyyou9472 3 роки тому +22

    one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks.
    being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?”
    and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 4 роки тому +18

    "Son of a beekeeper" is such a fun turn of phrase, I'm stealing that.

  • @Reddneck
    @Reddneck 4 роки тому +285

    2:13 - Seeing Starbucks employees in medical masks on Halloween is almost a guarantee this year.

  • @ShaneGillislover
    @ShaneGillislover 4 роки тому +213

    Couch Fact: Jay Wellingdon Couch created the couch in 1895

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 4 роки тому +5

      I love him

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +5

      Then I, Dnicer3 the Bone Lord, shall be the first skeleton to invent the Pasta Couch.

    • @CalypsoRaven618
      @CalypsoRaven618 4 роки тому +3

      How did it take us until the very end of the nineteenth century to invent wide chairs?

    • @ルシラムス
      @ルシラムス 4 роки тому +3

      I feel the urge to argue against this statement, but I fear I have been set up for public humiliation for not recognising it as an obvious jest. In other words, have I been wooooshed?

  • @cookieebee
    @cookieebee 4 роки тому +115

    I'm a simple lady: I see P.M. Seymour posted,
    I click.
    laughter is a distraction from the pain of existence.

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 4 роки тому +1

      Live is pain- probably someone

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 роки тому +1

      @@diegoolivares1081 Pretty sure everyone has said that at some point. If you haven't... give it time.

  • @sobanoodles4286
    @sobanoodles4286 3 роки тому +71

    “What the f*ck did I just read?”
    The greatest god damn peace of art ever

  • @eliasbischoff176
    @eliasbischoff176 3 роки тому +30

    27:05 plot twist. You actually do know yourself well enough to understand that telling yourself not to go there was the perfect motivation to go there and that, had you just told yourself to visit those places, without the thrill of the forbidden, you would have just procrastinated on visiting those places indefinitely.

  • @mene1in
    @mene1in 4 роки тому +71

    "licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup" is EXACTLY the phrase that explains why most people are miserable right now. Well, not NOW now, because that's Covid's fault. But, you know, now in general.

  • @babydragon1234
    @babydragon1234 4 роки тому +152

    How can 19 people dislike this, he's literally just bringing joy to your day and assembling some of his best works into 1 easily accessible spot

    • @emottoazuka3028
      @emottoazuka3028 4 роки тому +24

      It's the vegans

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 3 роки тому +3

      @@emottoazuka3028 beat me to it

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.

  • @mickey_v174
    @mickey_v174 4 роки тому +186

    “Moron-selfshipper” I relate to this username on an unhealthy level

  • @a_dumb_frog9613
    @a_dumb_frog9613 3 роки тому +12

    "light would no longer appear straight"
    G A Y L I G H T

  • @Appl3forPFP
    @Appl3forPFP 3 роки тому +86

    “People in white suits without a girl are weird”
    Takuto Maruki: ...

    • @blankshades1014
      @blankshades1014 3 роки тому +18

      The implication that maruki isn't weird is killing me

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 3 роки тому +2

      @@blankshades1014 same

    • @TayDoesStuff
      @TayDoesStuff 3 роки тому +7

      That control freak? Yeah, he's a weirdo.

    • @Appl3forPFP
      @Appl3forPFP 3 роки тому +1

      @@TayDoesStuff If you say so. I disagree, but that’s okay.

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 3 роки тому +4

      Did you SEE his Phantom Thief attire!? Mans is weird as FUCK.

  • @sammydoesstuff1014
    @sammydoesstuff1014 4 роки тому +90

    Hearing Bo Burnham referred to as “Goliath twink” made my whole ass day

  • @sirbooper
    @sirbooper 4 роки тому +72

    I grew up with bees so when they were saying honey was made by crushing bees I couldn't frickin breathe I… how can someone think that? Wat

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if they think, this is also how they get cow milk...

  • @marshthemushling333
    @marshthemushling333 4 роки тому +45

    I got a “I put ketchup on my ketchup” shirt because of you.
    If I had the choice to, all of my shirts would be different iterations of that shirt.

  • @daffoplays6616
    @daffoplays6616 3 роки тому +9

    "The world's smallest accountant."
    I'M WHEEZING.

  • @null_focus5512
    @null_focus5512 3 роки тому +20

    To me, Tony Hawk will always be that guy I saw fall off a skateboard and land on his face while I had a deep and meaningful conversation about poetry with his child.

    • @derekdutra4516
      @derekdutra4516 3 роки тому +5

      "Are you Tony Hawk?"
      "Yes"
      "Why?"

    • @bluekeldeo7515
      @bluekeldeo7515 3 роки тому +2

      @@derekdutra4516 *Collapses on the floor*

  • @gat_demon8293
    @gat_demon8293 4 роки тому +672

    Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU
    Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D

    • @KFCGAMING55
      @KFCGAMING55 4 роки тому +11

      In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason

    • @MaximusChivus
      @MaximusChivus 4 роки тому +6

      They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 4 роки тому +9

      Weaponize your heelys so that they fall under the second amendment right and the cops can't take them away.

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 4 роки тому +2

      @@squeaktheswan2007 Don't do that, either, because then they'll be harder to get in certain states.

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 4 роки тому +6

      @@chimblemasterofchimney4771
      Not if you can outskate the authority.
      I AM SPEED!

  • @princequincy5421
    @princequincy5421 4 роки тому +1135

    Everyone talks about catgirls but where's the catboys? The gays want nekos too

    • @DaydreamingArtist322
      @DaydreamingArtist322 4 роки тому +101

      There’s actually a game based on that. Only 5 of the characters you interact with aren’t catpeople. There are 2 catgirls. Everyone besides those 7 is a catboy. It’s called “Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-”.

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 4 роки тому +43

      Please.i've had enough with country vore
      dont please

    • @Psycotiger
      @Psycotiger 4 роки тому +46

      No, the gays want the full on Beastmen.
      No one wants the half-way, everyone wants the complete.

    • @anette.a.e8885
      @anette.a.e8885 4 роки тому +20

      @@Dryfloorsign after you see vore of your own country
      Nothing is normal anymore

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 4 роки тому +9

      @@anette.a.e8885 oh no

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 4 роки тому +20

    friends sending you memes of things you don't watch or play is honestly adorable like they want you to be a part of something they love and that's really cute

  • @cupcake_smoothie
    @cupcake_smoothie 3 роки тому +9

    12:44 OKAY BUT THAT GENUINELY GOT ME
    It is a REVELATION to me how did I never notice-

  • @akatsukilevi
    @akatsukilevi 3 роки тому +14

    This is literally a goldmine for me, i'm wheezing so fucking hard
    Finally found the holy graal of my humor sense

  • @toastwithamonocle5466
    @toastwithamonocle5466 4 роки тому +28

    I love how with P.M.´s binge compilations you always know when the original video ends because he just starts screaming.

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 роки тому +11

    The rage about his bees... This man is so damn caring about his bees and I love it.

  • @Fighting.Flower
    @Fighting.Flower 4 роки тому +50

    Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!

  • @bludraws094
    @bludraws094 4 роки тому +13

    28:25
    🎵I just did a bad thing🎵
    🎵I regret the thing I did🎵
    🎵And you're wondering what it is🎵
    🎵Tell you what I did🎵
    🎵I did a bad thing🎵

  • @michaelar9954
    @michaelar9954 3 роки тому +8

    25:52 i've been thinking about getting into D&D and I just thought about using that character concept but making the character an artificer who essentially augments the mannequin itself like a cyborg while simultaneously dressing like either a secret agent or a cowboy

  • @prettiboyee1436
    @prettiboyee1436 4 роки тому +56

    p.m seymour : posts a new binge
    me : i don't need sleep i need to watch this

  • @stoppickingurnose7852
    @stoppickingurnose7852 4 роки тому +32

    I was NOT expecting a heated discussion on honey. You have my subscription kind sir.

  • @Ryan-zi7id
    @Ryan-zi7id 4 роки тому +149

    Wait Voice actor (Im aspiring to be one), Irish (Im Irish) and son of beekeeper (me too)?
    I think Im past Seymour

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 4 роки тому +6

      Hello were can I find some quality internet service

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 4 роки тому +4

      @@killerqueen6114 Wouldnt you like to know

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ryan-zi7id well yes I would so I can book a flight away from kira

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 4 роки тому +2

      @@killerqueen6114 Ah yeah, Ill book you one

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ryan-zi7id thank you

  • @SkyLimit101
    @SkyLimit101 3 роки тому +4

    Y’know I love toxic fandoms on Tumblr, I’ve always loved watching the chaos go down and watching from above never interfering like some sick sadistic death god

  • @nkkalashnikov
    @nkkalashnikov 3 роки тому +10

    18:05 I mean when the universe was created all matter was compressed down to a point so everyone's everyone's soulmate

  • @seajay9606
    @seajay9606 4 роки тому +11

    I love that you can tell where the separate episodes are by looking out for the perfectly cut screams.

  • @cethlikestf
    @cethlikestf 4 роки тому +255

    Wait. Aro Ace, no attraction romanticly and sexually, and incredibly skilled archer. Artemis, goddes of the Hunt and everything Aromantic and asexual. WAIT A MINUTE

  • @DMN-wy6hr
    @DMN-wy6hr 4 роки тому +24

    The perfect thing for waiting for my teacher to show up to class

  • @pascall0
    @pascall0 3 роки тому +9

    6:58 You can just hear PM get angrier and angrier as he reads

  • @BlazerFox31306
    @BlazerFox31306 4 роки тому +9

    4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie

  • @7-11thuniverse
    @7-11thuniverse 4 роки тому +24

    the weirdest feeling is when you see your small-time mutual on one of these compilations

  • @Aceoffandoms
    @Aceoffandoms 4 роки тому +39

    I love that the first binge compilation after P.M's break came with so much ace positivity!

  • @eomersimbajon2938
    @eomersimbajon2938 4 роки тому +57

    The thumbnail gives me
    "I cant believe you've done this" vibes

  • @alphaareus
    @alphaareus 3 роки тому +5

    27:52
    I'm actually all three. My grandmother on my mum's side is english, and her husband, my grandad, is Irish, and i was born and raised in australia, with my dad's side of the family living here most of their lives.
    I am the perfect specimen of this "confusing accent" trio.

  • @lvlHive
    @lvlHive 4 роки тому +16

    My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.

  • @nicolasreveco3748
    @nicolasreveco3748 4 роки тому +125

    HEY PM, CHECK OUT THE BAND "FIRST OF OCTOBER" pls lmao. it's a two man band that do their albums in one day; writing, recording, everything in one day

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 4 роки тому +60

    This is like watching intellectual Calvinball. These people are just making up the facts of their debates as they go

  • @hollamonm
    @hollamonm 4 роки тому +22

    I still watch these despite already having watched them!

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 роки тому +3

      I’d watch a binge any second of the hour just so I can hear the wonders of absconding bees

  • @ganaraminukshuk0
    @ganaraminukshuk0 4 роки тому +2

    Somehow the idea of blending bees and calling it honey (or effectively putting them on a carnival ride until they puke) is more funny than concerning.

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 роки тому +6

    13:16 same, I have no idea if I'm an enby, if I'm a gal, if I'm everything at once, if I'm genderfluid, if it's Monday afternoon or Thursday morning.

  • @queennyuu
    @queennyuu 4 роки тому +20

    My nephew calls everyone "MOM" when he wants something...
    Oh god

  • @shadeaubetoile9799
    @shadeaubetoile9799 4 роки тому +64

    0:54 by that logic, Jojo's bizarre adventure is also a wizard spell

    • @SentryHasNoTime
      @SentryHasNoTime 3 роки тому +8

      In this assay I will-

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 3 роки тому +5

      Did JoJo develop it? Then yes

    • @liamsamples
      @liamsamples 3 роки тому +3

      **gasp**

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like an enforced version of the 'may you live in interesting times' curse. Things drag you into adventures and weirdness constantly.

  • @MapleZer0
    @MapleZer0 4 роки тому +16

    it took me until now to realize that seymour argues with himself when narrating these posts

  • @ErikWarhammer
    @ErikWarhammer 3 роки тому +4

    Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket.
    Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.

  • @somesortacatperson5492
    @somesortacatperson5492 3 роки тому +10

    18:28 the fact that ranboo is 6’8 (idk his height Ik he’s over 6’0) is great bc he’s basically a ender man
    On the origins smp

  • @ishketchup2794
    @ishketchup2794 4 роки тому +19

    Can we get a video of your parent’s beehives if they still have them? And maybe you have some stuff talking about how you keep bees? Kind of in depth, I would love to just listen to you talk about it

  • @grimmkingadamtaurus1925
    @grimmkingadamtaurus1925 4 роки тому +124

    People go crazy over cat girls
    *Fox girls are better!*

    • @hiagain1463
      @hiagain1463 4 роки тому +4

      I noticed your username, so... Hello, fellow RWBY fan!

    • @captainflarg
      @captainflarg 4 роки тому +7

      by any chance do you know our lord and savior Noble?

    • @nekomataumbreon
      @nekomataumbreon 4 роки тому +3

      As a Ghost- and Dark- type Umbreon I can confirm.

    • @MaverickRiou
      @MaverickRiou 4 роки тому +3

      Ah yes. That’s the good sauce

    • @grimmkingadamtaurus1925
      @grimmkingadamtaurus1925 4 роки тому +2

      @@captainflarg I thought our Lord and saviour was the jelly filled donut

  • @angrypaparazzi8530
    @angrypaparazzi8530 4 роки тому +34

    I want to be a hat piloting a mannequin, who’s wiTH ME-

  • @frauggie840
    @frauggie840 3 роки тому +4

    17:24
    Yeah I think if my parents saw me watching mha cosplayer Tik Toks 24/7 they would think I was pretty weird

  • @juliadonati8245
    @juliadonati8245 3 роки тому +3

    The anime species debate thread reminds me of clown husbandry where different types of clown are different species. It’s an elaborate joke/metaphor and I for one love the catgirl and anime variation on this concept.

  • @wa_akii6873
    @wa_akii6873 4 роки тому +6

    8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao

  • @dracoplayz2757
    @dracoplayz2757 4 роки тому +6

    19:45
    I know that supposed to help but it really makes me thing what is in the corner of my eye when i feel like there's something there.

  • @beatriztrigo4731
    @beatriztrigo4731 4 роки тому +7

    18:54 I don't think I'm a massive pokemon nerd. Yet I didn't need to think about it, I didn't even need to hear the last two and I already knew what was going on and could even name every participant of the bat.

  • @froggyqueen1435
    @froggyqueen1435 3 роки тому +15

    2:19
    "I just want to see all my baristas in doctor masks"
    Covid: *Hold my coffee*

  • @dudemcduder1628
    @dudemcduder1628 3 роки тому +1

    The Official-All-Might guy literally writes the way All Might would talk

  • @bittersweetbea2717
    @bittersweetbea2717 4 роки тому +15

    yes I am binging these tumblr videos to bury the deep sense of sadness in me why do you ask

  • @glanni
    @glanni 4 роки тому +41

    Are you the son of a beekeeper? Very nice, bee brother
    My dad is also a beekeeper lool, and I GET SO UPSET ABOUT THIS TOPICC GAAAAH!
    Edit: My dad is literally friends with some of his bee queens, the bees of the hives of queens that particularly like him don't attack him, even though he works with them bare-handed.
    Edit 2: Also, depending on what biome you live in there are different types of honey, some of which aren't as good for winter food as others. There are types of forest honey that can give the bees diarrhea if they only get to eat this type, and because where I live there are many areas where this honey is common, it would actually be harmful to let the bees keep all the honey instead of replacing some of it with the bee food you give to them when you take the honey. Having diarrhea is a horrible death sentence to winter bees as they can explode in their own poop if the winter is too cold to go outside.

    • @axiodile4623
      @axiodile4623 4 роки тому +4

      I have some bee questions for you, if you don't mind me asking: Do bees let beekeepers handle them like they do because they recognize the beekeeper and know that they aren't a danger?
      I know that when queens die they have to be replaced, but where does the new queen come from?
      Do you ever have to worry about accidentally stepping on bees and squishing them?

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 роки тому +4

      @@axiodile4623 1. Yes, bees do recognize their beekeeper
      2. There is the food that all Bee Larvae eat and there is the Royal Jelly that is like a much better version that is given to the Larvae that will become the new Queen Bee
      3. Bees usually keep off of the ground
      No, I am not a beekeeper nor is anyone in my family, I just live next to a few people that keep bees

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 роки тому +3

      Puts a whole new meaning to Explosive Diarrhea
      I'll escort myself out now

  • @eastia7518
    @eastia7518 4 роки тому +36

    I'm having one of the days where I just can't.

    • @dnicer3486
      @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +7

      Have a trumpet in these trying times.

    • @tomturtl
      @tomturtl 4 роки тому +2

      Well then can

    • @tomturtl
      @tomturtl 4 роки тому +3

      Steal someone else's being able to

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 4 роки тому +9

      I read this as "I'm having one of those days when I just cat." And maybe that s a good plan. Nap in a puddle of sunshine, play with some feathers. Eat, drink. Hope you're purring again soon.

    • @colinnewbury2409
      @colinnewbury2409 4 роки тому +8

      May I offer you a hug in these trying times. ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

  • @Alpha121198
    @Alpha121198 4 роки тому +4

    I freaking love these people from the invasive anime species thread. It’s freaking gold.

  • @lixy99
    @lixy99 3 роки тому +6

    2:36 Antman better have some night vision goggles in the suit then