I had seen that "sacrifice body parts to resurrect people" post before, but despite that, my mind automatically went "They didn't say it had to me MY body parts."
Stormblessed Me: I guess you could say that the business would... _cost an arm and a leg?_ My brain: Yes, that’s what they just said. That joke isn’t funny. Me: Yeah, but... (sigh)
The longer you look at the mural in the doctors office at 1:14 the worse it gets. Like imagine how terrifying it would be to just have some weird dream where the Pringle giraffe is chasing you while yelling different flavor names.
"Wow, you brought me back." "Yeah, but I had to use your leg to do it." "....." "....." "This is just like Hangman, isn't it?" "It's EXACTLY like Hangman."
.... MENTAL IMAGES. Who do you think would be the fairy and who would be the vampire do you think? I think it would work both ways but L has those eyes...
None of Your business I think L would be the vampire and Light would be the fairy not for lore reasons, but just their personality traits. L is pale, typically in a dark room, and always snacking. I think vampires would think blood is sweet like candy. Light, on the other hand, was the popular, genius, model student. The trope, at least in fantasy terms, fits better with a fairy than a classic vampire. Light is also very arrogant much like the fae were stereotyped as in folklore.
@Ottomowha Neat take on the idea. Interesting that such contradictory beings in terms of genres (fantasy and gothic) can be compared to existing rivalries, like Light and L.
When you read “forbidden nesquik,” I literally winced in the agony of that revelation Edit: To the people replying to this who are content with drinking some random ass animal’s blood... why?
I don’t see it as that big a deal, you can buy blood at a lot of grocery stores. On that note, I think it’s safe to say that blood mixed with milk would be really nutritious, but you’re guaranteed to throw up immediately.
Fun fact! it's Naw (pronounced n-eh-w) when you're talking informally in the Arab-Egyptian dialect (I'm Egyptian so that's how I know ahaha) because we grew up hearing it as "n-eh-w!"
I completely disagree with the first post! The Dm/Gm might determine the background music but it is CERTAINLY up to the players weather it’s a fetch-quest like it’s suppose to be or if it becomes a heist, bar-fight, revolution, orgy, or just outright murder scene
4:37 NEW HEADCANON Ganondorf is a defective Pearl who was shot off to another planet for being so horribly swole. That planet happened to be Hyrule. Eventually, the Gerudos took him in as their own, which is why he’s the only “male” of his species. However, he still was pissed at Homeworld, though, over the centuries, this rage turned into just a general anger at everyone.
Apparently after I saw the teeth post I felt my first wisdom tooth coming in and now I may need surgery because there’s no room to accommodate their existence.
I had to have 3 removed I took them home and made a necklace out of my wisdom teeth spaced by bullets... Like I'm some sort of African Warlord... Was asked about it by some goths and they thought it was metal as fuck...
Ok I was watching this and my family were watching a movie in the other room and when everyone started fantasizing over the tiger, epic bagpipes started playing! Like he summoned the music to emphasize himself as the perfect man!
17:35 No that allows for the fairy to lose as the circumstances could allow the vampire to bite the fairy, and though that would make the vampire a poor guest, the vampire would have already won.
18:12 this is really touching from a dnd nerd lol since 'friend' is not a word in the goblin language, the closest word just means I do not wish to kill you yet, so this means a goblin went out of their way to learn a native language that you understand just so you could know that you are a friend
That first line about D&D: the more I think about it, the more I realize how impossible it is to argue that it's not the perfect way to explain the relationship between DM and player.
6:01 I can't tell if he's using his own effects mixed with his voice or using an audio file of Horror from Nuclear Throne Cus part of me thinks that pm hasn't played nuclear throne and used his own audio mixing, but another part of me thinks that it is the voice of the irradiated good boi
On the "Resurrect a dead person for every body part you sacrifice", if you specify that you are sacrificing your cells and then set yourself on fire, you would resurrect every single Human who has ever lived 176 times over. Effectively every single human ever would have 176 free lives because of your single sacrifice. Death would no longer mean anything.
2:06 This is so true, my dm once started describing a small area with diffrent shops, we asked what they were selling and she said one of them was selling jars with honey We bought about 10 in total and managed to defeat a monster with the honey
14:53 Found my namesake :) For those who don't know, Kyrkogrim translates to Church grim and one their favourite targets were the Night Ravens, another type of væsen that would eat little children and spread disease and death. There are some pretty interesting books about stuff like this.
The egyptian Mau cat. Mau is the ancient Egyptian word for cat, so imagine this: Egyptian dude: yo wtf are you Cat: meow Egyptian dude: aight mate have a great day *later* Egyptian dude: so, I met a Mau today-
11:40 I can see this being implemented in a community of assassins, in a sacrificial cult, or a society where blacksmithing is the highest achievable art/profession.
What does it say about me that my first thought about the black dog folklore (14:53) was that I wanted that "job" and would volunteer to be the first one buried at a cemetery?
11:39 actually, in some societies, the bride and groom would exchange things they crafted by hand, including armor and weapons. I forget where I saw it, but there was a picture of a very beautiful sword engraved "To My Husband, May He Be Ever Victorious". Being as the sword survived several centuries, I presume he was victorious. "This thing works great! Thanks Honey!"
Boorango I know I'm just saying that IF they wanted bottom surgery and IF it were in a region or country where it costs money to have the procedure, this would be a great bargain!!
I love listening to this while I'm playing tabs cuz either I'm laughing at whatever though f*** my units are doing or I'm laughing at this absolute absurdity of what PM is reading
That tiger looks like the kind of bro that gives you his note so you can study for an upcoming test “Aw shit I forgot my notes” “Ay no problem bro I gotchu, you can borrow mine”
I feel like PM’s voice when he’s reading text posts with no characters (like at 1:47) he sounds EXACTLY like John Mulaney and now I can’t stop picturing a tall child in the browsing position scrolling endlessly through tumblr, narrating the posts he finds funny out loud, to himself
4:03, I thought op was talking about Sand Bubbled crabs and by gosh defend them because they are adorable and let them build their kingdom. They are like the Mongols in how they made better trade routes, not in the war aspect though; as far as we know.
I'd love to live in a modern fantasy world, going out on adventures with a survivalist orc, a tech nerd dwarf, an elven wildlife specialist, and then a goblin mage
Maaaaan that blog called aqours with my comfort character as the profile pic looks like a real cool person but I'll never find the blog because it's named after a popular thing in a popular anime and might not even be called aqours anymore and I'm gonna cry ;-;
I heard "the forbidden nesquik" and it made me think back to when I watched someone pull out a small thing of some and put it in their water, I've also watched someone eat cheerios with kool aid when their was milk in the fridge
![It Came From Tumblr #27 [Binge Compilation]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wO0k0x6GXAc/mqdefault.jpg)
"Britain is a strange place"
Could have just stopped there and been correct.
Can confirm.
@@vvronskyy can can confirm
Am Brit, can confirm.
Am Floridian so its worse here
yes
I had seen that "sacrifice body parts to resurrect people" post before, but despite that, my mind automatically went "They didn't say it had to me MY body parts."
You start a "bring back your loved ones" business and people start paying fortunes and sacrificing arms and legs!
Sparksly me too
Stormblessed
Me: I guess you could say that the business would... _cost an arm and a leg?_
My brain: Yes, that’s what they just said. That joke isn’t funny.
Me: Yeah, but... (sigh)
I just thought of sacrificing individual cells
Same
High-quality prank: paint somebody's regular face on an egg and send it to the Clown Registry
Would that make them legally a clown?
@@FriskyD. are you saying thats a bad thing
@@FriskyD. Time to draw Trump's face on an egg.
@@xerxsesbreak8455 Well he's already a clown so that wouldn't work
Omk yes
The longer you look at the mural in the doctors office at 1:14 the worse it gets. Like imagine how terrifying it would be to just have some weird dream where the Pringle giraffe is chasing you while yelling different flavor names.
I’m going to have actual nightmares if I imagine that, thanks.
SOUR CREAM AND ONION!
PIZZA
Ketchup
@@rayadoodle MAYONAISE!
8:45 it never said it had to be YOUR body parts. Or that they HAD to be part of a living person.
That is vaguely threatening
Being people back, use their limbs, and then kill them again.
you, sir, will love rimworld
Time to dig up some corpses!
"Wow, you brought me back."
"Yeah, but I had to use your leg to do it."
"....."
"....."
"This is just like Hangman, isn't it?"
"It's EXACTLY like Hangman."
Funny thing about wisdom teeth: I only have three of mine instead of four
Hey same!
I don’t have any, and I never did
I have six. There are an extra 2 under my bottom ones :)
Yeah but why disclose this to strangers
Tooth fairy came early
7:40 be like “obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake”
Ooodddd parents fairy odd parents!!!
@Orange Jello that's the next line of the song.
@Orange Jello what did dan ever do to you?
Me: I haven't heard those words in years.....
The ancient chant...
Ngl, the Vampire/Fairy rivalry sounded like it was starting as a fantasy Death Note
.... MENTAL IMAGES.
Who do you think would be the fairy and who would be the vampire do you think? I think it would work both ways but L has those eyes...
None of Your business
I think L would be the vampire and Light would be the fairy not for lore reasons, but just their personality traits. L is pale, typically in a dark room, and always snacking. I think vampires would think blood is sweet like candy.
Light, on the other hand, was the popular, genius, model student. The trope, at least in fantasy terms, fits better with a fairy than a classic vampire. Light is also very arrogant much like the fae were stereotyped as in folklore.
And THEN there’s a Necromancer who is friends with both Light and L, and tries to get them out of whatever heck hole they’ve gotten into.
@@angrypaparazzi8530 That’s Misa.
@Ottomowha Neat take on the idea. Interesting that such contradictory beings in terms of genres (fantasy and gothic) can be compared to existing rivalries, like Light and L.
When you read “forbidden nesquik,” I literally winced in the agony of that revelation
Edit: To the people replying to this who are content with drinking some random ass animal’s blood... why?
I don’t see it as that big a deal, you can buy blood at a lot of grocery stores. On that note, I think it’s safe to say that blood mixed with milk would be really nutritious, but you’re guaranteed to throw up immediately.
I mean... Milk is just filtered blood, so I don’t know what’s the issue.
Hmm... vampire life hacks
Uhm are you aware of the existence of Blood sausage (Blutwurst)?
@@yuuichimoku4427 Also be aware of the existance of blood stew (Dinuguan)!
11:18 Didn’t the Egyptians call cats “Mau” or something?
Yes
Fun fact! it's Naw (pronounced n-eh-w) when you're talking informally in the Arab-Egyptian dialect (I'm Egyptian so that's how I know ahaha) because we grew up hearing it as "n-eh-w!"
@@wandering_fruitloaf7396 coo
@@tehwhaffle3088 l
@@snuffythefloof5448 ame
I completely disagree with the first post!
The Dm/Gm might determine the background music but it is CERTAINLY up to the players weather it’s a fetch-quest like it’s suppose to be or if it becomes a heist, bar-fight, revolution, orgy, or just outright murder scene
Pirate Swiggity I’m sorry... but wasn’t it the opposite?
Lavender Yoka nope
I... hate that you're right. But it's also what makes DnD so beautiful.
@@josefzalusky7307
DnD:
How the orgy turned into a massacre
@@pirateswiggity5278
Oh
Oh no
4:37
NEW HEADCANON
Ganondorf is a defective Pearl who was shot off to another planet for being so horribly swole. That planet happened to be Hyrule. Eventually, the Gerudos took him in as their own, which is why he’s the only “male” of his species. However, he still was pissed at Homeworld, though, over the centuries, this rage turned into just a general anger at everyone.
"so horribly swole"
amazing
The only proper response the guy could’ve said at 12:09 is “So am I”
I was looking for this exact comment thank you.
Fun fact: I use these binge compilations as "things to listening to when doing work"
Apparently after I saw the teeth post I felt my first wisdom tooth coming in and now I may need surgery because there’s no room to accommodate their existence.
I had to have 3 removed I took them home and made a necklace out of my wisdom teeth spaced by bullets... Like I'm some sort of African Warlord... Was asked about it by some goths and they thought it was metal as fuck...
This is it, I've had it, I declare war on wasps, they had it too good for too long
Burn the demons ⚔️🏹🔪🔫🗡️
@@ben2184 I'm in the process of doing that
@@KFCGAMING55 good
I agree, I have a crippling fear of flying stinging creatures and will not leave the house if I see any outside. Fun.
@@galaxydragon1941 girl same
Yay binging! Who doesn’t love it?
The people who pour milk in first when making cereal
@@lostaccount8222 know who else does that? A synth.
:0
A SYNTH
@@IamaPERSON you mean a sith?
Go to jail
Ok I was watching this and my family were watching a movie in the other room and when everyone started fantasizing over the tiger, epic bagpipes started playing! Like he summoned the music to emphasize himself as the perfect man!
I'm sorry but the thought of a Goblin calling me friend made me happy in a way I could never explain.
I live for these, I watch all the individuals just so I can watch it again all at once
1:24 that's what we have "sorry to rain on you black parade, Gerard Gay" for
* EHEM *
Its the *BINGGGGEEEEEEEEE* Compilation. Alright lezgo
It's a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGE compilation
17:35 No that allows for the fairy to lose as the circumstances could allow the vampire to bite the fairy, and though that would make the vampire a poor guest, the vampire would have already won.
P.M.Seymour totally channels his inner JonTron😂 7:00
15:05
..Casual reminder that Sirius was the first major character death in Harry Potter
With the "treat spiders the way you want to be treated" thing, my immediate thought was just "so, stepped on without hesitation"...
18:12 this is really touching from a dnd nerd lol since 'friend' is not a word in the goblin language, the closest word just means I do not wish to kill you yet, so this means a goblin went out of their way to learn a native language that you understand just so you could know that you are a friend
This is adorable omg
That first line about D&D: the more I think about it, the more I realize how impossible it is to argue that it's not the perfect way to explain the relationship between DM and player.
pm has the energy that I want to cuddle during his recording, I'm not gay but that comedy makes me wish I was
@colten bennion i thought i was outta the closet until i got lucky with a dude, then i found out i wasnt gay
The new orientation: Gay for comedic energy.
The 14 people who disliked are mad because this isnt Aphmau.
28*
@@zoebigmac01 my comment was yesterday-
But 28 likes in 2 days is a fair amount tbh-
94*
3:12
Okay bro, I really didn't need to be called out like that.
We’re almost there guys, we’re almost there; we just gotta survive until the end of the year and then we can see those sweet, sweet fanfics.
16:02 I could not stop laughing at this one. Have to share it with my friends!
11:51
I feel like they're trying to say that they wish murdering would be a lot easier.
6:01 I can't tell if he's using his own effects mixed with his voice or using an audio file of Horror from Nuclear Throne
Cus part of me thinks that pm hasn't played nuclear throne and used his own audio mixing, but another part of me thinks that it is the voice of the irradiated good boi
On the "Resurrect a dead person for every body part you sacrifice", if you specify that you are sacrificing your cells and then set yourself on fire, you would resurrect every single Human who has ever lived 176 times over. Effectively every single human ever would have 176 free lives because of your single sacrifice. Death would no longer mean anything.
2:06
This is so true, my dm once started describing a small area with diffrent shops, we asked what they were selling and she said one of them was selling jars with honey
We bought about 10 in total and managed to defeat a monster with the honey
2:36 Does this mean there’s a Mr. Flufferbutt?
Of course.
Amazing.
Not Anymore! ❤️❤️❤️
@@buzzsawenthusiast1756 THEY GOT DIVORCED???
colten bennion Ah, I see.
17:40 this is the plot of spirited away
Yep, Nico's coming out made me realize i was in fact gay
14:53
Found my namesake :)
For those who don't know, Kyrkogrim translates to Church grim and one their favourite targets were the Night Ravens, another type of væsen that would eat little children and spread disease and death.
There are some pretty interesting books about stuff like this.
It’s a BIIIIIIIIIINGE compilation! Again....for, like, the 72nd time. I can’t wait for the binge compilation of binge compilations at #100
Petition to make it so when the night salmon reads out ‘lol’ he just starts to laugh hysterically
5 months later and i now get the GIR post! Thanks for introducing Invader Zim to me^^
11:38 there's something like that and Scottish culture called a Sgian-dubh
I think the most unrealistic thing about majoras mask is that link, a 10 year old kid with a sword can pull 3 all nighters all at one
The BINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGING compilation
Ok but the last one could also be your vampire lover saying " your not just my snack , you a a hole dam meal"
The egyptian Mau cat.
Mau is the ancient Egyptian word for cat, so imagine this:
Egyptian dude: yo wtf are you
Cat: meow
Egyptian dude: aight mate have a great day
*later*
Egyptian dude: so, I met a Mau today-
6:07 what is that voice changer iTS SO FUCKING COOL MY 'OBSESSED WITH ROBOTS' BRAIN IS DYING AAAAAAAAAA
The peanut one, will always get me, simpler times. (And when $20 went a longer way)
Also, waifu call out. Yee
Hey, Mr. PM, I've been kinda anxious lately and your videos have been making me feel better so I just wanted to say thank you :)
12:20 I wish starting to drink something and.. I- I almost spat it out
11:40
I can see this being implemented in a community of assassins, in a sacrificial cult, or a society where blacksmithing is the highest achievable art/profession.
See, there’s a flaw with the animals being named their sounds
*What is the fox named?*
Yip
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
for the last one id like to add "dragon calls you little one"
15:44 my last name is adams and my family comunicates like this
* inhale *
AND I ENJOY WATCHING THE ADDAMS FAMILY
OMG
Crabs are literally anything but gentle, the little ones even have a strong pinch power.
11:33 knowing my friends they will be doing a t-pose untill they are in the sence again
. . .
*Are you my lost bestfriend that went to get the milk and never returned?*
Thank you algorithm! Everytime I watch a late night tumblr, I get a binge, but it's never the one that the previous was in.
"-a church grim"
Me: I didn't know Sirius went to church???
What does it say about me that my first thought about the black dog folklore (14:53) was that I wanted that "job" and would volunteer to be the first one buried at a cemetery?
5:51
Text: '...the vibes are wrong.'
Seymour: the vibes are *_S T R O N K_*
bruh
11:39 actually, in some societies, the bride and groom would exchange things they crafted by hand, including armor and weapons. I forget where I saw it, but there was a picture of a very beautiful sword engraved "To My Husband, May He Be Ever Victorious".
Being as the sword survived several centuries, I presume he was victorious. "This thing works great! Thanks Honey!"
10:07 What comic number is that?
3:35 Yeah, English is hard, though through tough thorough thought it can be comprehended.
14:27 **stands up**
I remember looking up tumblr posts on google for so long, then stumbling across these videos and loving it so much more.
15:50 Elizabeth Afton vibes
7:50
I’d just like to say that I heard my name in there and legit felt like I was called on in class.
Never looking away from my phone again istg🗿
3:46 Everyone I have found namjoon's tumblr account lmao
Surely the fairy could let the vampire strike. Bc last time i checked attempting to eat someone in their own home would make you a pretty bad guest
16:49 isn’t this just fantasy love is war?
9:48 Oh my goodness my birb doss this too! Not the word, since we use a kind of "eh-eh!" noise to tell off our pets, but the exact same actions lol
8:59
Pre-op trans women:
It's free *bottom surgery*
Exactly what I was thinking! (Note: not all trans women want bottom surgery, also not all transfems are women.)
(This is not directed at anyone in particular)
Boorango I know I'm just saying that IF they wanted bottom surgery and IF it were in a region or country where it costs money to have the procedure, this would be a great bargain!!
Entrapta Of Dryl 👍
3:19 Three weeks??? I've still got tabs open from 2018 for stuff that I didn't even know I opened
No views yet 2 comments when there is 4
Thats UA-cam for ya
UA-cam is just now learning how to count let them be
I love listening to this while I'm playing tabs cuz either I'm laughing at whatever though f*** my units are doing or I'm laughing at this absolute absurdity of what PM is reading
I'm so early theres no dislikes, damn
There is one
@@braydenleclerc5529 I said when *i* got here
That tiger looks like the kind of bro that gives you his note so you can study for an upcoming test
“Aw shit I forgot my notes”
“Ay no problem bro I gotchu, you can borrow mine”
I feel like PM’s voice when he’s reading text posts with no characters (like at 1:47) he sounds EXACTLY like John Mulaney and now I can’t stop picturing a tall child in the browsing position scrolling endlessly through tumblr, narrating the posts he finds funny out loud, to himself
And here I thought I'd be clever sacrificing my appendix, tonsils, and unbothersome wisdom teeth to ressurect all my dead pets.
14:18
Yes yes I am
Re: browser tabs: those are kiddie numbers, I've had DOZENS of tabs open for more than NINE MONTHS!
I HAD CAREMELDENSEN IN MY HEAD FOR TWO DAYS AND TORTURED MY JAPANESE FRIENDS WITH IT
OMG THIS THING
These keep me alive during quarantine. Thanks P.M. Seymour, very cool.
11:22
Youll thank me later
Fun fact! This clown patent is actually referenced in Terry Pratchett's Discworld books during a murder mystery that involves a clown!
Anyone know the comic from 10:17 because I want to read it and I need context to this situation
4:03, I thought op was talking about Sand Bubbled crabs and by gosh defend them because they are adorable and let them build their kingdom. They are like the Mongols in how they made better trade routes, not in the war aspect though; as far as we know.
Hi
Hi
I'd love to live in a modern fantasy world, going out on adventures with a survivalist orc, a tech nerd dwarf, an elven wildlife specialist, and then a goblin mage
I keep getting recommended this video for some reason. I’ve watched it like 10 times.
When the man was talking about the copyright thing I though "oh ok so I guess there are some of those floating around now"
That knife engagement thing is basically how the vikings did it.
Maaaaan that blog called aqours with my comfort character as the profile pic looks like a real cool person but I'll never find the blog because it's named after a popular thing in a popular anime and might not even be called aqours anymore and I'm gonna cry ;-;
11:16 well in the Wiradjuri nation in Australia they call kookaburras “gugubarra” which is thought to be based off of their call.
WHY DID THE MR KRABS LAUGH GIVE ME mEMORIES
I heard "the forbidden nesquik" and it made me think back to when I watched someone pull out a small thing of some and put it in their water, I've also watched someone eat cheerios with kool aid when their was milk in the fridge
It's common in most fantasy worlds for goblins to have few/no words to describe "ally"