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I love how Pukicho’s replies are either “I am a god and the center of the universe” or “I exist” and there is no discernible way to figure out which one you’re getting
Hey hey you do you have a moment to talk about *M A T H*
He's a god at the center of the universe who is perpetually annoyed by his own existence
@@hassanalmansory2195 n o I shall not
@@hassanalmansory2195 pukicho invented math?
@@realmofrandom3696yeah pretty much
Ok but the "that's why I married her" had huge John Mulaney energy for some reason...
I now need an adaptation of Greek mythology where Hades isn't considered evil and is played by an exasperated John Mulaney
So I'm not the only one who noticed...
Oh, yes. He should play Hades at some point.
Tumblr Alignments: Back 4 More
(thanks for 1k likes)
Pukicho: Chaotic Evil
Gaud: Chaotic Neutral
Fish: Chaotic Good
AM: Neutral Evil
SomeGuy: Neutral Neutral
PM: Neutral Good
Smallest Feeblest Boggarts: Lawful Neutral
Janus "Classy" Sanders: Lawful Evil
Cyana: Lawful Good
EDIT: The lawful evil spot has been given to a new person, big thank you to Sophia Smalley for actually suggesting something for this spot instead of insulting me, so here we have it guys, the true Tumblr Alignment list.
We don’t need them, we just need chaotic
lawful good?
What about hungwy?
Oh wow this got some attention, cool
Definitely gonna update this with possibilities for the other alignments if anyone’s got any ideas
counter argument:
Fish: True Neutral (Is fish. I need not explain more)
Gaud: Chaotic Good (what he says is always completely random and tries rationally explaining it while getting a laugh from some people)
Pukicho: Chaotic Neutral (The literal embodiment of rare threats, but also has his wholesome moments)
PM Seymour reading gibberish then saying “father”, ASMR
I’m so sorry for making this comment
don't be
My life in a nutshell
If he said "daddy" instead of father im pretty sure the channel would have a crisis (ima so sorry)
as a gurl scout I can confirm that COOKIE TIME is a free for all thousand day war
Ah a fellow comrade of the GS revolution, hello there
People Talk Alot Many thanks comrade I hope to work with you on winning the war
How fellow Girl Scouts
I would say more but I’m tired, I’m on melatonin, and it’s night
Hello fellow comrades of the GS war :D
Me, a hardened GS Veteran turned Rebel Scout: *nods knowingly*
Am I the only one who thinks he sounded like John Mulaney when reading "Hades: I'm going home to my wife. Because I love her. THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HER." at 16:08?
Oh my god
How bout at 7:22
Hades is John Mulaney confirmed
Honestly tho-
This has not aged well…
I just started drawing, so I’m really happy that I have something to watch and listen to while I’m working on my art!
Same I just started painting
ooo good luck!!! i draw to pm seymour all the time it’s very relaxing
What's your style
SAME!
Hi again Mikey, good luck with your art
I love the John Mulaney voice for Hades, cause there are certain words that can only be said in his voice. Those words include "there's a horse" "my wife" and most "when I was a kid" stories
You thought this was a "nice" comment.
YET NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
I expected the Spanish Inquisition
Sylveon Cheesecake You did not expect the Spanish Inquisition. NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ITS IMPOSSIBLE! IT IS FAR TOO INQUISITIVE
Daamn you got me
I expected a “But it was me DIO!” But the Spanish Inquisition works too.
Cole Dewey absolute problems of an internet junkie: is this statement gonna end with that asshole vampire or the Spanish Inquisition?
Hearing these in binge has made me notice that Gaud is actually consistent in their desire to have their ashes scattered in the ocean
Cursed fact about space: There are 40 billion earth sized planets orbiting their stars in the habitat zone, 11 billions of those has a Sun like star and yet we have never had confirmed contact with any alien lifeforms.
😳....😰....😭
‘Habitable’ zone. Also referred to as the ‘Goldilocks zone’ because it’s the perfect zone for life to form, it’s not too hot and not too cold.
Actually the CIA released old videos of aliens on earth so......
Are you sure aren't those alternate universes?
never had "confirmed" contact...
hehe...
1:44
I'm also allergic to bananas and it took me way too long to think "Hey, maybe this isn't normal..." So I asked my mom and, lo and behold, bananas making your mouth all itchy and stuff isn't normal. Who knew?!
So I just started reading out the gaud and pukicho stuff, and random accents developed for the both
Gaud sounds like an average middle-class Englishman (like yours truly) that sometimes slips into a posher accent and Puki kinda sounds like Kermit. I don't know why he sounds like Kermit, my brain just decided like he does.
This is gold, thankyou for sharing this knowledge with us. 2020 has just gotten a little bit brighter.
Waiting for a good mic to put this into practice
gaud to me sounds like the voice in your head if it wasn’t your voice. just a faint whisper of a voice you’ve never heard before. pukicho just kinda sounds like a guy named james but whenever he threatens someone he slips into the voice of demon, as his true form is surfacing
I agree jon :)
cool lol
Nobody:
Pukicho's Tumblr: babies be like * has seizure *
Father
Being an American, I can call 69 nice because it's a comfortable room temperature.
As a British person 69 is not nice as I would literally be on fire. Aka Australia.
You mean as a Burger Idiot?
@@slowdriver6868 But I'm Canadian, so -69 is Nice.
As a normal person who uses Celsius, I don't know how many degrees it is right now, but it feels like 69 degrees dammn
SmileyFace GR imagine using celsius, beta move ngl. fahrenheit makes are more sense as it follows the traditional rule of 1-100 without having like nine being the literal surface of the sun
16:32 Fun fact: coconut crabs have been known to eat human remains, they store the bones in their caves, but at least they don't eat people when they're alive!
Not so fun fact: there's footage of a group of them eating a bird alive.
For now.
That we KNOW OF
Puki:"feeling highly ambuguous tonight"
Edgy-fella:"like in a sexy way?"
Puki:"like in a: 'voices of the damned' "
P.M. Seymour: "so yes."
On the subject of Aphrodite - Fun fact, Ares was ALSO historically considered to be 'ugly'. I've got this little head canon that it wasn't that she was unsatisfied with Hephestus, it's that as the goddess of love she couldn't stand that they were considered unloveable. Bonus fact - one thing that the ancient greeks considered unattractive was large 'members', so it's entirely possible that Aphrodite was just the original size queen.
you missed the chance to sing
"what a wonderfull ocasion"
"it's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge compilation"
69th like c:
@@cupf1sh
nice!
This i like this idea wht didn't this happen
You have such a biiiiig binge. I'd love to watch it all day looooong.
"Throw a pokeball at that shit." My favorite line ever said my PM
fandomstuck reviving day 16: if i revive a dead fandom, that will be the biggest accomplishment. come on everyone lets go back to 2013.
better times
better places
better fandoms and fandomstuck.
The nonPerfectionist what’s fandomstuck???
@@mysteryofthecards fandomstuck is fandomstuck.
@@mysteryofthecards yes
Well homestuck's being back up with faygo shoes and maybe more things in the future but let's fucking pray that we don't ever bring up homestuck2.ever.
Consider me on board
Recurring Tumblr classics:
- Someone finds out they're allergic to some food
- Someone forgets the existence of Spain
P. M. Seymour: reaches Tumblr binge compilation #69
Us: we won Mr Stark
Now on to 420
7:06 Killer Jontron impression! And I thought your Hades and John Mulaney were your limit BUT NO you go beyond human...
I had a dream last night
It had a Malfoy in it
Malfoy hair does feel like kittens
Lol.
I dreamed of a a square vibrator that looked like the universal eraser, I am disappointed they do not exist.
I fear this comment string
Harry...
Is that you?
one time i dreamt that i called a vanilla bean frappuccino a "veen been frapeen" and then my brother teleported into my car
The timing of the ads in your videos is hilarious and makes me kinda like them. I watched a video and it was like, "the best kind of revenge is-" and then an ad was like, "BUYING A NEW TOYOTA!"
Wait-
Have I already seen these ALL of these posts or am I crazy-
Quisas
Yes.
*YES.*
Yes, you have, because these videos are just a bunch of short videos he makes
@@smileyfacegr6691 Oh.
So I'm just dumb :"D
5:04 I find it funny that the biggest dog, the saint bernard, is the best friend to have and most harmless (besides suffocating you with fur when you wake up) and the smallest, the toy Chihuahua (yes, it exists) is the most lethal thing you could release onto a human
DAMNIT! I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING EARLIER BUT IM STUPID AND I GOT DISTRACTED WATCHING MHA STUFF
It okay
Same
Same but not really sam3
You’re not stupid, you’re actually really nice and have good taste(you’re here). And you’re aloud to be late
Ok "Potato Child :3" my friend made an Aizawa meme that says "when 2020 so bad you're out of sleep and ready to fight God" and I want to share it because it is true
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE "in charge of scheduling I was" JOKE, THATS FUNNY
(Stands up and claps)
HA HA! IT'S THE FUNNY SEX NUMBER!
4:55 i mean u ain’t wrong the largest villager I have in my animal crossing island, tutu the polar bear, is a straight up bully if not evil. she seems all innocent on the surface but little do u know she’s been bullying my girl rhonda with pitfalls & possibly torturing other villagers too
It is time:
THE DABITUDE IS VEEERRRYYY STRONG
YESSSSSSSSS
69th like nice
0:22 every part of a dandelion is edible, anxiety deflected.
Wooooowwwww the day has finally come. Everyone has been waiting to make the joke. Good job, Mr. Seymour. Good job.
Nice.
PM, I've just considered a reality breaking scenario. Reaching out to Gaud and Pukicho, have them do a tumblr reading WITH YOU.
Current mood : pm reading an entire keyboard smash because extra
Nature is beatiful
is that a croissant?
Every two saturdays i visit my aunt
Nature is beautiful
Is that a crossiant
Cause it looks like a bird
but i think it might be bread
That'd be absurd If it was a crossiant instead
Beautiful poetry, someone should make a remix.
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 see Marshall does stuff'a channel
Said a nun with a gun
@@alexanderthegreat6682 i didnt know. but im gone don
Hey! This is your daily reminder that you’re all amazing human beings, now go have a great day you beautiful beans
Love your videos!! They always manage to make me smile and laugh like no tomorrow, even when I’m feeling down in the dumps
1:34 I have been having problems for the last 3 _months_ because shadow people are living in my home rn apparently, and y'all have no clue how god dang comforting this sentance was. Good job Gaud, ya did it again.
Gaud is God, Pukicho is Jesus
But then.... WHO'S THE SPIRIT???
I'm afraid to wonder, who would play a "Satan" role?
Kneeco's Highjinks fish
@@Stitched-Bones oh.
@@mateololero4091 Seymour.
9:18 the voice at this part is just perfect
We have reached the 69th binge compilation. I am ready to die now.
5:52 his phone was blowing up with people telling him it's not, and he's like "you all playin"
16:15 Poseidon: Speaking of her, Demeter wanted me to remind you she's still pissed at you.
Hades: I ONLY SEE HER HALF OF THE YEAR, AND DEMETER GET THE OTHER HALF! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!
So, what exactly is Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronusess? Is he just a pile of hot pink slime? Is he a clown? (I think he's mentioned that a time or two?) WHAT IS HE
Actually Gaud uses they/them pronouns also to answer your question Gaud is God
The witch doctor
gaud is the embodiment of death.
Gaud is a trickster spirit and they are here to cause chaos for us puny mortals.
@@SugarVampieArts so he's Jevil the devil jester from deltarune?
lol the Grandmother hitting the aunt funniest ish I had heard to day.
It'd be funny, if it didn't reek of "and then everyone clapped"
that one post about the “cursed stuffed animals” made me think about my old teddy bear that got ripped a bit from using it for so many years so I had to put it up because I damaged it from wear and tear and I cried, thanks gaud! :D
I had this dolphin plushie since i was a smol chils and to this day i still love him
Wonder if he could get along with a Blähaj
The "OH BURN" grandma bit is infinitely funnier with the detail of the grandma hitting the aunt with a fucking flyswatter. A fucking _flyswatter_
I love that I can just listen to this without looking, and still know the exact moment it hits the gaud part
Perhaps Nightmares don't try to scare us but instead comfort us but fail horribly.
Binge time!
Totally not trying to feed the algorithm
as a (former) girl scout, I can confirm the growling thing. me and the girls would always growl at other girl scouts trying to set up near us, just very quietly, since my sister was the leader.
As a girl scout I can confirm that we are very territorial if any other girl scouts try to sell cookies MY marijuana dispensary they're going to regret it
You girls are scary af
As a former girl scout we do growl at each other to make sure we are in the same pack
As a former girl scout I can verify that seeing two troops interact with each other in the wild was... Territorial
5:26 lmao I always know it had to do with sailing on the stars because in portuguese we call celestial bodies astros and like nauta reminded me of nautic stuff
15:15, that is legitimately what happened to me last night when I was playing New Vegas
1:10 ok i get really bad anxiety when it comes to subjects like this and that really helps.. dang, gaud, i didn't think this could be a thing you said
16:28
But did you remember to give the boy a pat on his lil head before he was deployed
this is a very important thing
as soon as i learnt puki made music i immediately searched for it and now i am listening to both this video and puki's sick beats in each ear
16:14 the fact that demeter isnt even poseidon's wife, its Amphitrite, who he had SEVEN KIDS WITH
ya he's trying to cheat on Amphitrite with demeter, he's going to see if demeter is home so he can cheat with her
@@cassiefromooo ohhh-
Gaud and Puki have similar energies, but also vastly different energies...
Like- they both give off the vibes of cosmic gods/monsters who can manipulate anything in the universe that just kinda... stand over earth and occasionally lean down to speak to us lowly humans...
but also- they speak in very different ways and talk to us in completely different ways. Like- gaud just sets out to make us all as uncomfortable but loved as possible, even if that just means like... killing everyone (gaud was really the reason for the great flood lol) and Puki is just dark and likes to add fucked up animals for no reason and likes answering questions either unnecessarily cryptically or just strangely normally (eg: “Puki, what should i have in my sandwich” “the sliced up corpse of a pig or berries that have been crushed within an inch of their life” “okay! Hey puki, whats the meaning of life?” “Idk *shrug*”)
Technomancers are magic... Dangit I can't þink of a profession þat makes sense but also isn't literally just William Afton.
Pukicho and Gaud are exactly alike and completely opposite at the same time. Like Pukicho has a major god complex and Gaud is Naruto if he never stopped doing pranks. But if they were to have a shit post war...
The universe would be in great peril.
I've been looking for my phone while watching this video for about,, 5 minutes.
I'm watching on my phone-
F
Well, if the ain't a big mood, I dunno what is
notes to self! using these as clips in an animatic
0:27 - 0:41
4:36 - 4:54
7:56 - 8:01
8:01 - 8:06
8:06 - 8:13
8:13 - 8:18
9:26 - 9:43
"Then Beg."
Yess Daddy...
Seeing my ask answered in this by Gaud and THEN read by PM is surreal.
3:01 did you know that the majority of deaths attributed to scorpion stings isnt actually from the venom? It comes from the shock caused by the pain and the preconceived notion that a scorpion sting will kill you. Basically we worry ourselves to the point of going into shock and then die.
Granted, the pain is super severe and adds to the worry because our body figures something *THAT* painful has to be deadly, right? Better off not getting stung but if you do and manage to keep calm, your probably fine.
"stop threatening to eat my ashes" was hilarious to me.
Ya know, doesn't the phrase "I see the light at the end of the tunnel." probably refer to seeing hell? Hell is depicted with a fudge ton of fire & lava probablly making it extremely bright. Meanwhile while Heaven is depicted being on the clouds, you rarely ever see the actual sun in the depictions. So shouldn't Hell be extremely bright & Heaven be an eternal land of darkness?
Purgatory has harsh incandescent lighting
In the Divine Comedy (where basically all of our ideas about Heaven and Hell come from) depicts Heaven as just pure light and SUPER bright. Hell, despite having a lot of fire and stuff, is depicted as being really dark - more like how smoldering charcoal and fire embers are, instead of the actual flame (and, tbf - red light is the first color to get absorbed, so it doesn’t actually illuminate very well)
I will never be afraid of whats in the dark again because of what he said about the shadows.
I never was.
*I am what's in the dark*
YES YES YES YES YES YES NICE YES NICE YES NICE YES NICE YES YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*Kinnundo.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report?*
_yes_
@@smileyfacegr6691 it seems that Kinnundo cant respond
@@griffinwindom5533 Have we tried turning it off and on again?
@@surelyyoujest3200 i forgot if we did oops
his hades voice is perfect i vote a animated sitcome like b99 but gods edition and he plays the voice of like the majority of characters in it
Fun Fact: The "catgirl" that flashes onscreen at around 15:47 is felix argyle from re: zero, who is in fact, not a girl.
We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled
she is a cat girl, she's trans
@@pigeonroach He's not but you're welcome to your own head canon
...Is there a word for getting tricked but the result being better than the expectation?
@@InsanePigeon in the re:zero novels, felix describes herself as a "girlish young woman, a wonderful and cute girl" and she's glad that she didn't develop things like body hair and a beard from puberty
@@pigeonroach really? The way I always heard it was that felix wanted to make crusch happy because she was sad she couldn't be girly and dress up so felix did that to fill her void. He's still a man, he just wanted to make a friend happy and found he liked it as a hobby. If he's actually trans, why does he seem just as happy in men's clothes like his uniform? Why do things like the Wikipedia for re:zero, what should be the collective for all information on re:zero, use he/him for felix? Side note, I found these quotes on that Wikipedia.
The Web novel: "I'm a man in body and soul, nya!"
Author of the series: He's male because I wanted to make a cute guy character.
Actual chapter title from one of the light novels: Felix Argyle is a Pretty Boy.
Ferris at the end of the bonus volume focusing on his relationship with Crusch: "It’s true. I’m a man, just like he said. I'm a man. I'm a man."
Look, I have no issue with trans anime characters, in fact I like them, but instead of defending those canon transgender characters like lily from zombieland saga, or kiku from one piece, or magne from my hero academia, you're trying to make a character fit your agenda regardless of canon. It's like you're trying to say that all femboys are just trans women that don't know it yet and that gets under my skin.
Screw gender norms, you can't call a man a trans woman just for wearing a skirt, take Scotland for example.
The thumbnail is Puki, a cream bun thing and the words "you're safe this time" and out of context it is hilarious
15:38 I'm not even fucking kidding I *saw* catgirls to. I was in Walmart about to check out when I saw *A WHOLE FUCKING PACK OF CATGIRLS!!!*
I feel like Gaud is the polar opposite of Pukicho
Gaud:You ground me into dust
Pukicho:I will grind your bones into nothing but dust
You thought it would be a "nice" comment...
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!!!!!
I just realized that his Gaud voice sounds like he’s doing a bad impression of Garroth from MyStreet
15:47 PM. That cat human
*it ain't a girl*
P.M. Seymour and One Topic at a Time radiate *☆dad energy☆*
6:50 I love that persons grandma, they are a great grandmother XD!
3:49
As a past Girl Scout I can confirm this entire post is 100% true.
*cuts off a part of someones skin and puts it on my arm* M Y S K I N C E L L S OWO
14:01 is just... moisturize me.... two words that can summon an entire fandom
Binge comp: gets to 69
a group of people who want to make the joke associated with 69:
let us introduce ourselves.
I just hope he will continue, so we will eventually have binge compilation #420
As a former Girl Scout I can attest that what Gaud has said is indeed 100% accurate
6:33 it is 1am and this post made me scream laugh for like 20 seconds straight and i couldn't breathe
15:32
It’s actually a pretty good song IMO, would highly recommend listening to it.
Last time I was so early I had a joke for being early
I was a Girl Scout the entirety of my educational career and I can confirm that we do in fact growl at each other to either determine dominance or to locate the other members of our troop.
We're already at binge compilation number 69?
Last time I remember, we were at number 13.
Also, nice.
I've never heard anyone switch from JonTron to John Mulaney so smoothly
I remember watching happy tree friends
It was gory as hell
4:13
Ah yes, I also have experienced this, the fact that that boots the monkey plush and my furby both seemed to be on even when turned off or out of battery still scares me to this day, the fact Boots had a worn voice box which made it sound like it was half-drowing could not have helped.
15:46
*oh god that's not a cat girl not a cat girl, I REPEAT THAT'S NOT A CAT GIRL*
How are you the only one I see saying that as Im scrolling comments specifically looking for people pointing that out
Thank you for noticing aswell
5:00 i love how this implies youtubers arent people, theyre just UA-camrs. the funny on my screen that do the funny and i have control over their income :)
13:43
Is-
Is that Eyeless Jack?!?!