It Came From Tumblr #67 | Binge Compilation

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  • @commodore7331
    @commodore7331 4 роки тому +1268

    i like the fact that the octopus not only knew someone was drawing him but actively helped them.

    • @buterassassin1952
      @buterassassin1952 4 роки тому +14

      Kernel Panic it knows its own weirdness

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +57

      “You like what you see? 🐙 “

    • @shairmaneubaos
      @shairmaneubaos 3 роки тому +30

      octopus confirmed more encouraging than humans

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 роки тому +7

      Narcissism.

    • @NexusGideon
      @NexusGideon 3 роки тому +8

      i just wish we knew if they showed the octopus when they were done, and what its reaction was :c

  • @googlybotz
    @googlybotz 4 роки тому +3146

    "self aware unreliable narrator" isn't that just *every* author?

    • @definitelynotninaa
      @definitelynotninaa 4 роки тому +33

      Can relate

    • @10101m
      @10101m 4 роки тому +18

      Yep

    • @Le_Fuqwit2111
      @Le_Fuqwit2111 4 роки тому +47

      Yup. Can definitely relate. I've been writing a cartoon script for months now, and I can confirm, this is a perfect way to describe me.

    • @vvronskyy
      @vvronskyy 4 роки тому +47

      Yes!!! I have several published works online and the ones written in first person are exactly that. I have one written by an 80-year-old man recounting his encounter with a group of devils back in his 20s, and there are a bunch of small details which he doesn't remember. Lots of bits are very vague and exaggerated, but it makes for both a fun read and an enjoyable time writing.

    • @JJ-oe5tm
      @JJ-oe5tm 4 роки тому +38

      I finished my novel recently and I basically did that, but also my narrators were very clearly biased, like “honestly, his mom is a punk-ass bitch, but I don’t possess physical form so I can’t punt her like a soccer ball into the sun”

  • @aquestionablenamee
    @aquestionablenamee 4 роки тому +950

    “THOMAS SANDERS IS A FRICKIN BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH-“ *ad pops up*

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 роки тому +365

    1:38
    The name “Dorito” come from a rough translation of “little flakes of gold” because, when the chip is made, it’s gold. Oro for “gold” ito for “little” and a D in front because why not

    • @totallynotaferret
      @totallynotaferret 3 роки тому +12

      Oroito

    • @julirodas9761
      @julirodas9761 3 роки тому +5

      wouldn't the d be for De? so De orito?

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays 3 роки тому

      gold little

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 3 роки тому

      So basically I've been pronouncing it right all this time. Nice

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop 3 роки тому +6

      Well I want a big flake of gold so GIVE ME THE XL DORO

  • @anxietyfilledmuffin5389
    @anxietyfilledmuffin5389 4 роки тому +627

    IM DYINGAUCBSKF
    PM: SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY-
    Ad: T H E R E
    I S
    A
    W A R
    C O M I N G

  • @gartenmensch1895
    @gartenmensch1895 4 роки тому +672

    3:55 Octopus be like: Draw me like one of your french squids

    • @absent_glory122
      @absent_glory122 4 роки тому +14

      Akira Rivera dude no one likes the
      r/didn’thappen guy

    • @Zaybith_7
      @Zaybith_7 4 роки тому +10

      Hon hon hon
      Feed me ein shrimp

    • @eliotmoon5321
      @eliotmoon5321 4 роки тому +4

      Rain spirit because apparently every story with just a little bit of unnatural behavior is fake

    • @RescueRapscall2
      @RescueRapscall2 4 роки тому +2

      French squid sounds like a tasty snack

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 4 роки тому +1

      Yes.

  • @Wings_Of_Nightfall
    @Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 роки тому +692

    I saw that "THE LEG" reference coming from a mile away.

    • @KikoBean
      @KikoBean 4 роки тому +2

      what is the leg

    • @Wings_Of_Nightfall
      @Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 роки тому +5

      @@KikoBean a joke he made in an earlier video.

    • @Wings_Of_Nightfall
      @Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 роки тому +4

      @@KikoBean Go to Late Night Tumblr Posts #58 and skip to 4:57 and you should be there.

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 роки тому +3

      Don'
      t you mean,
      a foot away? Hahahahahahahahahhaaa, Alright, I'm gonna see myself out now! With "out now", I of course mean over a cliff. MY existence is apain and dread....

    • @TheAndermany
      @TheAndermany 4 роки тому

      I lost it

  • @orphanagearsonist3408
    @orphanagearsonist3408 4 роки тому +552

    The “uncertain” writing style is basically the record scratch freeze frame main character looks at camera and says “yep that’s me I bet your wondering how I got here”

  • @chickenstripper5746
    @chickenstripper5746 4 роки тому +488

    Pm: “they said to draw a circle so.... that’s the Earth...”
    Me: *actual fear and whispering to myself* there is truly no escaping the hell that is hetalia is there

    • @smalcoyote1110
      @smalcoyote1110 4 роки тому +14

      Italy is a bean and no one can say otherwise

    • @defunctchannel4353
      @defunctchannel4353 4 роки тому +7

      why...
      why must you remind me of *that*

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 3 роки тому +7

      friendly reminder that season 7 exists
      An

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 3 роки тому +8

      YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE NE NE PAPA-

    • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
      @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 3 роки тому +6

      Marukaite chikyuu marukaite chikyuu marukaite chikyuu boku hetalia, AHHHHHHH

  • @stxrryknxghts
    @stxrryknxghts 3 роки тому +274

    "THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS FRICKING BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFE." Never subscribed to someone faster before now-

    • @envy7272
      @envy7272 3 роки тому +7

      A lot of my friends call me a bean and I literally don't know what that means like do they just look at me and think *FOOD*

    • @wonderfoolwithgarlicbread
      @wonderfoolwithgarlicbread 3 роки тому +4

      @@envy7272 yes. You are tasty. And I hope you know that. * gently kisses you on the forehead *

    • @envy7272
      @envy7272 3 роки тому +2

      @@wonderfoolwithgarlicbread Lmao do I taste like beans

    • @_Figure_-nn3zt
      @_Figure_-nn3zt 3 роки тому +1

      @@envy7272 I-. What in the world. Love the user though

    • @raiorai2
      @raiorai2 3 роки тому +1

      @@envy7272 Mmmm... *nom nom*

  • @DobroPitanje
    @DobroPitanje 4 роки тому +359

    wait... does the existence of the doro confirm the existence of a Danny Dev. The taller Danny Devito🤔

  • @GodILoveSharks
    @GodILoveSharks 4 роки тому +439

    life is madness and existence is pain......
    BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TODAY'S SPONSOR: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @lizemore187
      @lizemore187 4 роки тому +1

      Well okay then

    • @tofastninj9747
      @tofastninj9747 4 роки тому +5

      Raid: Shadow Legends has confirmed that they have not sponsored anyone

    • @secretzrevealed
      @secretzrevealed 4 роки тому +2

      ToFastNinj they do

    • @courtroomegg
      @courtroomegg 4 роки тому +2

      Thomas Sanders reference?

    • @thescottishgiant855
      @thescottishgiant855 4 роки тому

      Wait I have spoke to an insta profile the exact same as this wtf

  • @Amish5226
    @Amish5226 4 роки тому +290

    I have ADHD and the ADHD time processing thing is completely true, and the thing is we don't even realize were doing it, its just something we do.

    • @divabhardwaj6381
      @divabhardwaj6381 3 роки тому +6

      I’m pretty sure I don’t have ADHD, but I do that all the time, especially when I was younger. I still do it but I’m better at paying attention too/doing it quicker so there’s that

    • @nikolimoon6165
      @nikolimoon6165 3 роки тому +6

      Yea, I can also verify that, I also have ADHD, so yea

    • @saturnsvictory3368
      @saturnsvictory3368 3 роки тому +20

      Either people with adhd need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to a doctor

    • @tairasoul.
      @tairasoul. 3 роки тому +4

      Can verify, I have adhd too and this is what happens.

    • @Amish5226
      @Amish5226 3 роки тому +3

      Hello my fellow ADHD people. I did not expect to get this many likes or comments but I'm happy non-the less, hope you all have a great day, evening, or night where ever you are!

  • @Astr1d_Jp3g
    @Astr1d_Jp3g 4 роки тому +40

    When he said "thomas Sanders is a preCIOUS BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH-" I got an ad, and the first thing I heard? With 88 bra sizes. This man is going to protect Thomas Sanders with 88 bra sizes.

  • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
    @mackenziewoloschuk7375 3 роки тому +44

    Octopus stories: shows that octopi are just as smart if not smarter than humans
    Me, remembering that Octopi have been doing "turf wars" and have two cities they call home just off the coast of Australia: *SPLATTACK INTENSIFIES*

    • @teastitchery3400
      @teastitchery3400 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: The game Splatoon was just an effort to reduce casualties.

  • @redssign
    @redssign 4 роки тому +126

    The concrete - you actually need to add 100 pounds per ton if you're trying to definitively stop it from curing. Adding a small amount of sugar (in comparison to 1 ton) say, 20, 30 pounds could actually make it set harder, making it stronger.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 роки тому +3

      Holy shit

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 4 роки тому +26

      "French anarchists actually make prison stronger through attempted sabotage"
      Of course they did, that sounds like a thing they'd do.

  • @fireballedbard4620
    @fireballedbard4620 4 роки тому +1825

    Yay the semour enjoys the Sanders man

  • @xofreality681
    @xofreality681 4 роки тому +535

    I am HERE! coming to the video like an all might impression!

  • @smalcoyote1110
    @smalcoyote1110 4 роки тому +152

    "He said draw a circle. So, that's the Earth"

    Oh please for the the love of god let it be a Hetalia reference.

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 роки тому +7

      Draw a circle that the earth
      Draw a circle that's the earth
      Draw a circle thats the earth
      *_BOKU HETALIA_*

    • @eclipce-faithdrogonborn916
      @eclipce-faithdrogonborn916 3 роки тому +2

      YESSSSSSSSSSS

    • @soupforfree
      @soupforfree 3 роки тому +2

      obviously what else could it be

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 3 роки тому

      @@missy2375 AA HITOFUDE MIERU SUBARASHII SEKAI-

  • @kanademiyamoto2246
    @kanademiyamoto2246 4 роки тому +25

    "THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY--"
    Ad: DJ HOFF
    ...yes. Protect him with your DJ.

  • @elytraman1809
    @elytraman1809 4 роки тому +546

    have pukicho and gaud ever gone at it in a cursed competition

    • @Dracon350
      @Dracon350 4 роки тому +108

      hey there buddy! let's not try and end the universe within the next two weeks, m'kay?

    • @jessicasimonsson7945
      @jessicasimonsson7945 4 роки тому +57

      The next disaster of 2020 is here... HIDE, TAKE COVER AND PROTECT THE SAND- CHILDEREN i mean

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +18

      @@jessicasimonsson7945 put all the sandwiches in prams and run for the hills

    • @darkix3455
      @darkix3455 4 роки тому +11

      .. *D O I T N O W*

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 4 роки тому +16

      What about a contest between hungwy and i-am-a-fish?

  • @neondotexe6037
    @neondotexe6037 4 роки тому +322

    2:14 that’s where I got my name from
    This is why I’m an octopus
    I would do that

    • @Zaybith_7
      @Zaybith_7 4 роки тому +29

      Also why i named myself after a slightly shittier version of the octopus.
      Hell yeah bro

    • @nerdisnopinata8892
      @nerdisnopinata8892 4 роки тому +4

      This might just be the best comment and reply I've ever read.

    • @lordtoademort8124
      @lordtoademort8124 4 роки тому +6

      Neat. I chose mine because it's a pun and toads look like they're always mad at something like existence itself enrages them

    • @neondotexe6037
      @neondotexe6037 4 роки тому +3

      I love everything about every reply to this comment

    • @jasperdoesstupidthings5580
      @jasperdoesstupidthings5580 4 роки тому +2

      I love all of this. Thank you, unfamiliar humans!

  • @biohalo87freak
    @biohalo87freak 4 роки тому +242

    "members of the onceler fandom LARPing"
    Hello, suicidal thoughts, I haven't seen you in a while.

    • @vannyblutea
      @vannyblutea 3 роки тому +11

      the weak must go

    • @ItsMinnowSeason
      @ItsMinnowSeason 3 роки тому +11

      Reading this and then the reply was a big 1-2 punch i wasn't prepared for

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 3 роки тому +6

      @@vannyblutea but everyone’s weak in some sort of way….
      Being weak does not just mean in the physical area.
      You could be weak with maths which could basically mean your not bad, but your not good at it either.

    • @vannyblutea
      @vannyblutea 3 роки тому +1

      @@Moetron_V2 found another weak one bois!

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 роки тому +1

      What does Larp mean

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +27

    I feel like Cyana represents that soft girlfriend we all want and PM Seymour deserves an award for creating a semi physical representation of her

  • @galaxypotato1286
    @galaxypotato1286 3 роки тому +24

    20:50 I was legit ready to send this to my father when I remembered that it would just get the response: “See! It’s the Internet! Not the fact that I’m transphobic!” *sigh*

    • @jonh3141
      @jonh3141 3 роки тому +2

      Did you send it to him?

  • @ThePinkMonarch
    @ThePinkMonarch 4 роки тому +174

    "THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS FRICKING BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM!"
    Yes. Just yes.

  • @Starryboy
    @Starryboy 4 роки тому +99

    "Thomas sanders is a precious bean and I will protect him with my life"
    same dude let's all just band together and protect Thomas sanders

    • @TheCrimsonRiversSociety
      @TheCrimsonRiversSociety 3 роки тому +5

      I FUCKING MISS THOMAS SANDERS. DUDE LET'S START A PETITION TO PROTECC HIM-
      also sorry I'm late I'm just catching up bc I haven't watched these in awhile.
      wtf is an acronym
      the lack of a question mark makes me believe they are making a statement
      But the fact that people do not use these "marks" often makes me believe it is a question.
      *The Tumblr's paradox.*

  • @eddiefirstenberg1000
    @eddiefirstenberg1000 4 роки тому +80

    So, about that “uncertain narration” thing.
    I once read a book where the author made two characters look, sound, and think exactly alike. At one point in the series, they’re arguing and the author is doing a he-said she-said thing, and at some point he just says, “ ‘(I forget what the guy said here)’ said whichever one was the other(don’t blame me, I’ve lost track too.)” Not even making this up. It’s the Brotherband Chronicles by John Flanagan if anyone’s wondering.

    • @humangarbage3019
      @humangarbage3019 3 роки тому +1

      PPFFF IM READING THAT

    • @SuperiorPosterior
      @SuperiorPosterior 3 роки тому +1

      Wait, which book was that in? I've read all the books afaik and I don't remember that?!

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 роки тому

      I read the first set of them which was this in?!

    • @mafiacat88
      @mafiacat88 3 роки тому

      Oh man I think that might have been a thing in the "Thursday next" series at some point.
      Something to do with the fictional Thursday (as in an identical version of Thursday who is canonically fictional) talking to the "real" Thursday.

    • @jacksonomelette7263
      @jacksonomelette7263 3 роки тому

      The only times I remember it happening are in the first 3 or 4 books. It happens a lot more than once.

  • @phoenix_killer2660
    @phoenix_killer2660 4 роки тому +14

    The mawcdawnalds one just kills me no matter how many times I listen to it.

  • @littlebitbatty3562
    @littlebitbatty3562 4 роки тому +15

    Hey Semour, if Link has a dad and we don’t know about him, does that mean he’s...... the missing Link?

  • @mirenayuki8821
    @mirenayuki8821 4 роки тому +44

    That Hetalia reference hit me like a truck that's on a speed of light.

  • @mimikyulover3411
    @mimikyulover3411 4 роки тому +91

    I love how testosterone is actually written in the same way in Italy, but we pronounce the e.

    • @compassthehybrid6590
      @compassthehybrid6590 4 роки тому +4

      Italy is officially the best place in the world for this.

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 4 роки тому +6

      @@compassthehybrid6590 though we pronounce e as more of a "eh" (not a linguist, this is the closest I can get), so it's like testosteroneh

    • @compassthehybrid6590
      @compassthehybrid6590 4 роки тому +2

      @@mimikyulover3411 I love it even more now

    • @DIO-io3lk
      @DIO-io3lk 4 роки тому

      so your Italian

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 роки тому +1

      @@compassthehybrid6590 I mean, Giorno Giovanna's from there, so you're not wrong.

  • @dapperpat4118
    @dapperpat4118 4 роки тому +254

    can we all acknowledge that he is a Sanders fan that will protect Thomas like the test of us

  • @thatguy5811
    @thatguy5811 4 роки тому +12

    FINNALY! I now know that I've been spelling colour correctly. This has set some of my concerns about if it was spelt right aside.

  • @darkdimare9856
    @darkdimare9856 4 роки тому +15

    14:19 that moment when you realize that P.M. Seymour likes or has liked Hetalia enough to q u o t e it. I’m thriving

  • @riderstrano783
    @riderstrano783 4 роки тому +36

    14:06 fun fact originally cola was meant as a digestive aid, and worked because all the acids and stuff broke down food so it could be more easily processed. Coke is also a phosphate drink, which is a type of soda that is designed to make you salivate, thus giving the impression of more hydration

    • @mangle6850
      @mangle6850 Рік тому

      That’s how I feel about life. I’m 16 right now, but eventually I’m gonna be 18 which is technically an adult, and then I’m gonna be in my 20’s (hopefully) without kids, and then my 30’s are gonna hit and I’m gonna hate life because of back pain, and then 60’s and I’m gonna be a elder, not a grandma because of a lack of kids, and then I’m gonna be 80 and I’m gonna get dementia and then I’m gonna be in my 90’s and I’m gonna die. Therefore, life is incredibly short, and whAT THE HELL HAPPENS AFTER I DIE-

  • @luckyisdumb6396
    @luckyisdumb6396 4 роки тому +79

    0:18
    I have a dnd character who has a pet ferret and honestly this would be him when ever his ferret did anything

    • @luckyisdumb6396
      @luckyisdumb6396 4 роки тому +3

      HE WON

    • @luckyisdumb6396
      @luckyisdumb6396 4 роки тому

      Also I love your work it's great. Have an amazing day be safe and wash your hands

    • @luckyisdumb6396
      @luckyisdumb6396 4 роки тому

      @@Midnight-Starfish The ferret was originally going to be my character but I remember that my DM is new and I didn't want to confuse him with entire new race

    • @luckyisdumb6396
      @luckyisdumb6396 4 роки тому

      He even said that sense he's new he won't do any homebrew besides for the story of the campaign

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 роки тому +2

      @Kiera McCarron H E W A L K

  • @freamoonlight9395
    @freamoonlight9395 4 роки тому +79

    That Hetalia referance came out of nowhere and made my day.

    • @timtam.
      @timtam. 3 роки тому +2

      your comment is 9 months old but also i SCREAMED

    • @sanmoon3543
      @sanmoon3543 3 роки тому

      And it ruined mine.

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 3 роки тому

      What

  • @ginathecookie
    @ginathecookie 4 роки тому +11

    Then there'll just be people like us where when the pressure gets to 'extreme,' temps/levels like when it rains that it *hurts our bones.*
    I vote for how much rain the land needs and no more.

  • @ginathecookie
    @ginathecookie 4 роки тому +1

    Gaudi puts into words what I do and am so perfectly.
    Some perfect attempts are disguised innuendos with a straight face.

  • @shadie-cat
    @shadie-cat 4 роки тому +26

    15:42
    I once said to my cats, "Chris, stop flirting with Cari. She's your aunt for goodness sake!"
    I then thought back to this post and understood even more the power of it.

  • @AriAteAllTheNoodles
    @AriAteAllTheNoodles 4 роки тому +38

    ""H E W O N "" is just a mood and so is this whole video but that in specific

  • @straya_straya2_230
    @straya_straya2_230 4 роки тому +55

    I hate that I understood the ‘draw a circle, that’s the earth’ joke

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G 3 роки тому

      Idgi

    • @soccclown420
      @soccclown420 3 роки тому

      @@Apollo_G i haven't watched hetalia in a really long time but i'm pretty sure it's a reference to the song

    • @soccclown420
      @soccclown420 3 роки тому

      update: i heard the reference and now i'm physically wretching

    • @soccclown420
      @soccclown420 3 роки тому

      @Bunny Fluff Dabu i literally recoiled

  • @orangetangyvideos
    @orangetangyvideos 4 роки тому +4

    "he said draw a circle, *so that's the earth*"
    I didn't expect that hetalia reference.
    Oh my god.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 2 роки тому +1

    I love that octopusses occasionally like to remind us that the Daleks in Doctor Who were based on them like "Feeling cute, might conquer you all later, we'll see." just so we don't get too smug and there's something humbling about that.

  • @Kievitegg
    @Kievitegg 4 роки тому +578

    some a-sexuals do kiss they just don't have a sex-drive and kissing can be separate to that

    • @DragonsDungeon
      @DragonsDungeon 4 роки тому +90

      Yeah it’s my why can be Aromantic(no romantic interests, but still sex drive) or Asexual(no sex drive, but romantic interest) or both. This is how a friend explained it to me.

    • @eindridehavaas2407
      @eindridehavaas2407 4 роки тому +71

      PRE-MARITAL EYE-CONTACT? DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! /s

    • @wendewang673
      @wendewang673 4 роки тому +25

      Your parents gotta go

    • @saffroncoasts6950
      @saffroncoasts6950 4 роки тому +4

      what about the b sexuals

    • @somewhatsuicidaliguess
      @somewhatsuicidaliguess 4 роки тому +33

      Actually, asexuals also can have some form of sex drive. Asexuality is pretty divers itself and is shown in many different ways.

  • @trustworthyguy8645
    @trustworthyguy8645 4 роки тому +45

    Okay, so, my school actually made us get specific color folders for the classes:
    Math was blue,
    English red,
    German (I'm German) Yellow.
    There were obviously more, but those are the main ones.

    • @mattthegizmo
      @mattthegizmo 4 роки тому

      For me, I just had specific colors that I used for every class for basically my entire time from elementary onwards.
      Math was green, history was red, english was orange, and science was purple

    • @globalwarrior16
      @globalwarrior16 4 роки тому +1

      I dont like how people have differnt colors
      Math: Red
      Phy Ed: Orange
      English: Yellow
      Science: Green
      History/Social Studies: Blue

    • @cliffthecrafter
      @cliffthecrafter 4 роки тому

      @@mattthegizmo For me, math was green and history was red, but english was yellow and science was blue.

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 роки тому

      German would be fucking red. French is yellow and english is green

    • @crimruna928
      @crimruna928 4 роки тому

      NO! GERMAN IS GREEN AND PE IS YELLOW

  • @bforblitz4847
    @bforblitz4847 4 роки тому +24

    14:19 I let out a scream and groan at the same time and that's honestly the best way for me to describe my feelings about Hetalia. There's no escape

  • @viktortzarofthexbox2987
    @viktortzarofthexbox2987 4 роки тому +18

    Day 1 of asking PM Seymour to open a comp by saying “it’s a bitch compilation”

  • @beautybard
    @beautybard 3 роки тому +1

    I'm pretty sure giving Cyana a hug would be like hugging a velvet microbead beanbag chair with silk hair that calmly whispered "you're important".

  • @--_Nikita_--
    @--_Nikita_-- 4 роки тому +39

    8:15
    Me: *starts jumping up and down*
    Me: YES HE IS! HE IS A PRECIOUS BEAN THAT NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES!!!

  • @webslingingspider
    @webslingingspider 4 роки тому +35

    My "parents" are threatening me by saying they'll force me to go back to hell Because I overslept. Seymour is really helping my nerves

    • @shadowclaw7210
      @shadowclaw7210 4 роки тому +1

      What wrong with them .

    • @webslingingspider
      @webslingingspider 4 роки тому +1

      @@shadowclaw7210 no clue mate

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 роки тому +1

      What.

    • @xavis7617
      @xavis7617 4 роки тому

      If you're still in that situation then please take a blunt object and use it to unexsist them. You don't know if they intend to make good on such a threat and people who say that sort of shit to their child, whether they mean it or not, deserve to be bludgeoned.

    • @cethlikestf
      @cethlikestf 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, don't worry. Hell ain't so bad.
      Down here we just have 24/7 pride aceptance and throwing karens in lava

  • @demonicartist1920
    @demonicartist1920 4 роки тому +30

    The ADHD thing reminded me to check the time, and I was almost late for class.

  • @Cap_master29
    @Cap_master29 Місяць тому +1

    When you said “You know what this reminds me of” at 5:53 I got an ad.

  • @CooperDonaldson
    @CooperDonaldson 3 роки тому

    Multiple videos later and a crappy night's turned into me laughing and smiling. Thank you so much PM. You've made this stressful time much better

  • @solaris_hereandqueer
    @solaris_hereandqueer 4 роки тому +197

    "Hey"
    "Guess what?"
    "I have- ANXIETY"
    Did that post remind any of yall of Virgil???
    Bout 19:59

    • @backstreetspearstm6870
      @backstreetspearstm6870 4 роки тому +9

      Shh- we don't summon thy ancient ones

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +2

      For some reason, it reminded me of Bill Wurtz

    • @therealmoseph
      @therealmoseph 3 роки тому +1

      @@SniperOnSunday oh my god it is like a bill wurtz video
      The secret third addition to “I hate myself” and “I’m a loser”

    • @tgapcharlie
      @tgapcharlie 3 роки тому +1

      Virgil as in the core from Portal Stories: Mel?

    • @solaris_hereandqueer
      @solaris_hereandqueer 3 роки тому +1

      @@tgapcharlie Virgil an in anxiety from the sander sides series on YT

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 4 роки тому +91

    Roses are red
    Prepare for disaster
    The children were fast
    But I was faster

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 4 роки тому +39

    This man has mad Hufflepuff energy and I love it.

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому

      how does the most meh house in existence have an energy

    • @wickedamoeba8719
      @wickedamoeba8719 4 роки тому +5

      squiggles Hufflepuff energy is wholesome chaotic energy. You want to protect them and stop them from starting trash fires.

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому

      Wicked Amoeba i thought they just made flower crowns and called everyone valid while shouting “uwu” at random strangers

  • @Blue-co1nm
    @Blue-co1nm 4 роки тому +216

    “THOMAS SANDERS IS A PRECIOUS FRICKEN BEAN AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WI-“
    *AD*
    why is this getting likes

  • @kaitlynprice6164
    @kaitlynprice6164 4 роки тому

    I don't genuinely laugh often, but your videos consistently make me curl up into a ball laughing hysterically, so thank you I needed that

  • @morganjack18
    @morganjack18 4 роки тому +109

    There are literally theories that octopus dna actually came from outer space on meteorites.

    • @spidermenace2153
      @spidermenace2153 4 роки тому

      Sources???

    • @poopoo2454
      @poopoo2454 4 роки тому +5

      So Octopi are a little bit alien?

    • @ciaraconnors1715
      @ciaraconnors1715 4 роки тому +5

      @moth man a little bit alien?! They have 8 legs and can squeeze through tiny holes, they are more than a little don’t you think?..😹

    • @poopoo2454
      @poopoo2454 4 роки тому +6

      @@ciaraconnors1715 the alien part is the intelligence the rest is rad

    • @ciaraconnors1715
      @ciaraconnors1715 4 роки тому

      @@poopoo2454 True true

  • @funnyname2518
    @funnyname2518 4 роки тому +99

    PM and Thomas Sanders are on opposite sides of the same scale.

  • @wadehansen3085
    @wadehansen3085 4 роки тому +46

    So someone please, as a semi new Seymour fan...someone explain the elf lore to me. I find videos where she is a robot. Then a space elf, and now is a regular blue elf with kids

    • @tsune3878
      @tsune3878 4 роки тому +9

      *Let the early pm child be confused.*
      *They’ll know soon.*

    • @exyzt9877
      @exyzt9877 4 роки тому +9

      so apparently some christmas ago P.M had constructed an organic body for cyana to inhabit as a gift.
      then later ago fictional P.M had gotten married with cyana (as a subtle jab that he was "married to his work") and they got kids.

    • @dryest-bones
      @dryest-bones 4 роки тому +3

      @@exyzt9877 who? Sorry I'm actually clueless

  • @Galaxa3396
    @Galaxa3396 4 роки тому

    Mr. Seymour I dont know why but your videos always mellow me out to the point where not even subnautica reaper leviathans scare me anymore

  • @cheezcake
    @cheezcake 4 роки тому

    my autobiography will just be a book of links to every single video you've posted

  • @DERPRAIDER-qf4jz
    @DERPRAIDER-qf4jz 4 роки тому +27

    Damn quarantine hitting ao hard this isnt even the first video ive been this early too today

  • @entomolodee
    @entomolodee 4 роки тому +14

    Honestly though, if octopi didn’t live for such a short amount of time. they might’ve ruled the world

  • @RockstarWolfie
    @RockstarWolfie 4 роки тому +148

    8:29
    AGREED! WE SHALL START A THOMAS SANDERS PROTECTION CULT AND PROTECT HIM TILL THE DAY WE DIE!

  • @Psyren_Song
    @Psyren_Song 3 роки тому +5

    14:12 they didn’t specify what dimension so you drew a circle in the third one

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 4 роки тому +14

    Seymor: Ladies, gents, and non-
    Me: non-binary royalty, watch me as I- oh

  • @Alchemy818.
    @Alchemy818. 4 роки тому +53

    Thomas Sanders: exists
    The entire fandom: 8:25

  • @Kielie
    @Kielie 4 роки тому +26

    14:20 I am trying to decide if thats an intentional hetalia reference or not--

    • @tjltl
      @tjltl 3 роки тому +1

      yes, people from other nations watch pm seymour

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 4 роки тому +44

    YES A FELLOW FANDER
    I wasn't expecting this to happen, yet here it is 😂

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 3 роки тому +1

    17:00 I dreamt a new word once.
    Contempilice
    A speech that displays a panicked mix of emotions

  • @Y33nbean
    @Y33nbean 3 роки тому

    i now sleep to these, your voice is soothing

  • @lilmeows6041
    @lilmeows6041 4 роки тому +11

    15:42 That reminded me in the one scene of Brooklyn 99 where they are all trying to figure out if Kelly is Scully’s wife or dog. 7 YEARS AND 7 SEASONS. THEY STILL DON’T KNOW

  • @neoncamcorder
    @neoncamcorder 4 роки тому +19

    22:38 jokes on you im genderfluid, i *AM* the whole set

  • @night_san03
    @night_san03 4 роки тому +123

    Fun fact: your average octopus has a higher IQ than your average human.
    First comment with over 100 likes... either I'm somewhat funny or you guys have no lives... I'm gonna guess the ladder.

    • @ciaraconnors1715
      @ciaraconnors1715 4 роки тому +4

      I’m almost certain that all animals have a higher IQ than me, but an octopus?!😹

    • @Pupqet
      @Pupqet 4 роки тому +6

      How do they measure their IQ?

    • @theonolaivar2840
      @theonolaivar2840 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah you're bringing it down quite a bit

    • @rivaldealer__
      @rivaldealer__ 4 роки тому +4

      Most humans are children and babies, so this works out

    • @interdimensionalgoober8769
      @interdimensionalgoober8769 4 роки тому +6

      Boss_ Block You’re measuring off the animal iq test thus making this an extremely uneven measurement.

  • @chickenwings7116
    @chickenwings7116 3 роки тому +3

    8:37
    GOD DAMN IT THE MERE MENTION OF SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX MAKES MY BRAIN START SINGING AARON BURR SIR I HAVE FALLEN INTO THIS FANDOM-

  • @kiwistudiosYT
    @kiwistudiosYT 4 роки тому +6

    oh god, I'm listening to the ADHD part, no wonder time's flown past me.

  • @onyyxcornish3907
    @onyyxcornish3907 4 роки тому +121

    I have synesthesia so lemme give y'all the real answers...
    math: Patton Sanders blue
    history: sandy yellow
    reading/English: cool green
    band/choir: Virgil sanders/grape purple
    avid/homeroom: calm/cool tone red/orange
    assemblies/school gathering: *DANGER EMERGENCY RED*
    (also depicted as roman sanders red)
    lunch: chartreuse
    hope this helped :)

    • @feytrype3128
      @feytrype3128 4 роки тому +21

      I like how you used virgil as a color

    • @spoopyvirgil4944
      @spoopyvirgil4944 4 роки тому +9

      Is ice blue different from Patton blue?

    • @AmberEAston
      @AmberEAston 4 роки тому +11

      And what is the difference of Roman Red and EMERGENCY RED!?!?!?🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨

    • @onyyxcornish3907
      @onyyxcornish3907 4 роки тому +8

      @@feytrype3128 I don't know how else to explain the shade 😅😅
      its the shade of purple on his cannon symbol

    • @onyyxcornish3907
      @onyyxcornish3907 4 роки тому +4

      @@spoopyvirgil4944 NO they are the same I shall fix it

  • @GFCOLCQuote
    @GFCOLCQuote 4 роки тому +6

    My ADHD Time Processing:
    "Only an hour away until I have three hours left and I'll be halfway done with work. Man, lunch is coming faster than I expected."

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 роки тому +18

    Can we get a video where it's you holding "It's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" for like 20 minutes?
    And at the very end, you get to "-iiiiiiiiiiiinge comil-" and it cuts off.

  • @beexoxo1993
    @beexoxo1993 3 роки тому

    i love the traction of how i perceive pm seymour: travis, travis' voice actor, guy makes funny videos to funny dude say funny thing me haha me no more cry cry

  • @no64256
    @no64256 3 роки тому

    7:48 okay the fact the the character you put up there was a dragon named Fae/Fa is making me feel some unknown emotions parallel to wrath

  • @beepissthe
    @beepissthe 4 роки тому +5

    i am very late but i am watching this and i hear ‘they said draw a circle.
    so thats the earth’
    and i look up and i feel like i have stars in my eyes

  • @Emil-lf3no
    @Emil-lf3no 4 роки тому +14

    everytime someone makes a Hetalia reference I fear for my life

  • @demonicsquid
    @demonicsquid 4 роки тому +11

    Whatever happened to Cyan (probably spelled his name wrong)? I remember him from alot of the old ask Cyana videos but when you did the rating hugs I was surprised to see him not there.

  • @Zora_TheSideCharacter
    @Zora_TheSideCharacter 3 роки тому +1

    I was literally thinking "English is green" before you said so XD

  • @jaydani1092
    @jaydani1092 4 роки тому

    i have been watching these videos for probably an hour or more and my lungs hurt. thank you for this content.

  • @marshthemushling333
    @marshthemushling333 4 роки тому +7

    I just realized, by watching this video, the joke about “Draw a circle that’s the earth.”
    Gaud... FU- [REDACTED]

  • @rosedemond4570
    @rosedemond4570 4 роки тому +22

    Math: blue
    Reading: red
    Sciences: green
    Social studies: purple
    (Extra if reading and writing are different class or have different folders)
    Yellow: writing

    • @arklypurple99
      @arklypurple99 4 роки тому +2

      math is pink
      reading is yellow
      writing is purple
      social studies is green
      science is whatever color i can find a composition notebook in.

    • @DiabeticDingus
      @DiabeticDingus 4 роки тому

      SS is blue
      math is red
      science is definitely green
      reading/writing is 100%yellow

    • @Strawberry-nd4kt
      @Strawberry-nd4kt 4 роки тому +2

      for me,
      Math: red
      History: orange
      Spelling: yellow
      Science: green
      Reading: blue
      Art: purple/multicolor

    • @valentinarivas4214
      @valentinarivas4214 4 роки тому +1

      For me:
      Math: blue
      Spanish/Literature: pink
      English: green
      Science: yellow
      Social studies: orange
      Religion class: purple
      Music class: salmon
      I should probably clarify that I live in a Spanish speaking country so when I say Spanish it would be the equivalent of studying English in the US and when I say English it means foreign language studies

    • @SD-rb5xp
      @SD-rb5xp 4 роки тому +1

      YESSSSSSSS YOU AGREE

  • @ancatatianachivu7577
    @ancatatianachivu7577 4 роки тому +6

    Ahh yes spongebob made a very Nice badge of memes
    like the "allrigth i'ma head out"
    Or "no this is PATRICK"

  • @freakshow1694
    @freakshow1694 4 роки тому

    I was binge watching/listening to your videos, while playing Minecraft and at 5:56 I had a stand off with a ghast. Thank you for this.

  • @villainus957
    @villainus957 4 роки тому

    Octopi not only are that smart but they express gratitude when humans save them. Octopi are acutely aware and thoughtful of the existence of other life and even more so of intelligent life.

  • @ina_eros
    @ina_eros 4 роки тому +45

    nine SECONDS ago??? Eye-

  • @kirbyhasagun9261
    @kirbyhasagun9261 4 роки тому +13

    3:29 you corrected octopuses to octopi which is the completely incorrect term! It’s either octopuses or octopodes because the word is Greek in origin!

    • @kendrahein45
      @kendrahein45 4 роки тому +1

      I love you. Here’s an octo hug

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 4 роки тому +6

    11:01 Charles Dickens: GOD DAMMIT HANS GO HOME ALREADY

  • @jennifercorbett8640
    @jennifercorbett8640 4 роки тому

    That octopus thread has taught me that octopi are kept contained in oceans and aquariums for a VERY GOOD REASON!
    Also, when he read that Beesechurger post, he sounded like the Scout from TF2

  • @-Karma-
    @-Karma- 3 роки тому +1

    20:53 the fact that that post had my name in it just made it a little better because my parents always seem to complain about how i’m not the little girl i used to be and then wonder why i spend all my time in my room :,)