People said “I’d rather die than be in the same room as a clown” and, to their credit, the clowns responded in the most humorous way possible: making you die if you’re in the same room as them.
the polyamorous post reminded me of an even that happened last year in my friend group. an actual love triangle formed. not one where two people like the one, or anything else like that. Person A liked person B, person B liked person C, and person C liked person A. it was hilarious to watch them run in circles for at least a week before figuring it out, and just all getting together
On the love triangle polyamory idea - it'd also be interesting to see one where the primary love interest dies in some sudden tragedy, and the two left slowly go from each other's emotionally support to romantically involved.
@@viqzen Yes, suffer in your little monoshipper hellscape. You fool, you insect, you troglodyte. I am creating polyships and rarepairs so vastly removed from the canon your pitiful little peabrain cannot even comprehend. The canon is dead and I warp its rotting corpse with a single backspace.
@@GabrielusPrime The former. It was a party of two wolves, a parrot, and some guy named Jim (who has no relation to the druids, he just sort of joined the party and everyone seemed fine with it) searching various townships for their companions.
Once in middle school i was riding public transport to go to our school's mandatory badminton/shuttlecock extraculicullar activity, that day i got left behind by my friends so i went by myself and apparently took the wrong short bus and got carried to the next town over, needless to say my dumbass not being able to pick the right bus the first time forced me to walk back by foot and that made me miss that mandatory activity
There was also a time that i also walked back home by foot (which was bassically a 6 KM walk) because the short busses fleet are doing a boycott because share ride services been taking all their customer (and the bus drivers are kinda having a riot and by that time had killed one motorcycle ride share driver by running them over twice-forward and backward)
the funniest part of the NyQuil post is thay NyQuil DOES contain a dissociative drug and im not sure if pm knew that or not but I just find it very funny
@@ma-am-thats-a-crescent-roll i was addicted to it for 2 months, its fun, very fun but whatever u do, stay the fuck away from it, please in a polite way i say that, of course, i almost got liver failure from it, its very fun but it can also be dangerous please be careful::) dont end up like me
@@astro.mp3348 oh, i wasn't actually gonna start taking it, i was just curious haha. i've already done my fair share of drugs/liver failure so i'm past that. i'm sorry that you dealt with that stuff though. it's not fun at all /srs
@@ma-am-thats-a-crescent-roll yea thats fair, i just dont wanna lead someone down a bad path yk? i regret ever taking drugs at all, in fact im high while typing and i wish i never chose this path sorry if i came off aggressive /gen, just dont want a young kid chugging NyQuil and od'ing yk?
10:35 the one time anyone ever told me "I like your shoelaces" it was for a personality quiz (he was reading the questions and picking what I told him to) I answered, without even thinking, "thanks, I stole them from the president." He doesn't use Tumblr and got really freaked out because that was one of the answers lmao
17:48 I WILL _NOT_ STAND FOR THIS _SLANDER!_ Mario & Luigi are a _pair_ of _brothers_ that LOVE EACH OTHER DEARLY!! You may try to bring up Luigi by diminishing Mario's stature, but all you manage is bringing both of them down for your ignorance. Mario is the charming, kind, brave hero that Luigi aspires to be! Luigi is the equally brave yet more self-preservant brother that Mario equally adores! The two _need each other!_ *DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD LUIGI WOULD BE TO SEE YOU MOCK HIS BROTHER LIKE THIS?!*
My head is also full many thoughts, but they're mostly my beloved Blorbos. They are swirling in my head like a fine soup of daydreams & horrors! Got a whole circus of evil murder clowns in there!
Here's a tip, go in a social setting with people you know. Your mind will be completely black except for a song or three stuck in your head. This always happens to me at school, so I think it happens to everyone else. If it doesn't, then uh, *that's one more thing to add to the list of 'oh no I can't relate to ppl'*
Same but it’s only like, 5. And some of em aren’t evil, they just have a very complicated backstory and life and maybe he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, maybe he want’s his brother to love him again, maybe he’s trying to better himself off camera. I will not Elaborate.
Sadly there's too many blorbos un there so some just endedsup forgotten because I don't have any satisfying ending to them. And sometimes it just change genre all of sudden because it's a love story now apparently.
20:37 okay but that's basically how my boyfriend and I became a thing. We'd hung out like maybe twice before and we were just sitting there talking about our future plans and then out of nowhere he was like "hey what kinda dragon do you see yourself as?" And you know what? Best conversation ever. 10/10 would recommend, will marry this nerd.
me bonding with my bf over TTRPG and now we have Canon character's who's main goal is to get married and take revenge by graffitying a billionaires house
10:55 no but seriously my therapist convinced me to get a cat with this being one of the reasons. The others being they will wholeheartedly force you to make and keep a schedule regardless of how tired or depressed you are and their fluffy presence has been known to decrease depression and anxiety.
The “save Druid as its companion animal” thing would be easy for me. Top three animals I’d pick: 1. Barn owl. Stealthy af. Night vision and superhearing. 2. Honey badger. Damn near immune to everything, treats venomous snake bites like hangovers, shrugs off porcupine attacks, smarter than you’d be comfortable with, will literally die before it cares. 3. American bison. Big and tough, like a ram crossed with a rhino.
Man can sound like everyone whenever he wants. He can sound like Angel Dust, A Narrator, A flamboyantly gay man, a femboy, a demon, ETC. This man should be a voice actor he's talented af.
Just remember that if you ever get isekai-ed into what amounts to a 14th century setting and you are given the choice to carry a shotgun with you or some other boon, do not take the shotgun unless you are intimately familiar with the process of manufacturing gunpowder, lest you run out of ammunition and not know how to make more. Also how to cast, fill, and press percussion igniters into the casings. While a gun would truly be an astoundingly good weapon to carry into the distant past, you'd need either a boon to provide infinite ammo or you'd need to have rather extensive knowledge of the chemistry and metallurgy of ammunition.
PM, I just want you to know that I got so distracted by this binge comp that I am like 90% sure we now have a bruise on our arm from me spinning around a stretchy banana stim toy so fast it smacked into it and left a giant red mark. You are so friend shaped that I get cotton brain watching your videos. - Nev
7:50 on an actual real note here - they can help somewhat. obviously it depends on how much your depression lets you do, so if getting out of bed is a big struggle don’t expect yourself to go do a full on workout at the gym, and don’t beat yourself up about it. dancing about for 10 minutes to some music is better than not doing anything. having a glass of water is better than not having any. having a bunch of snacks is better than not eating all. meet yourself where you’re at, and start with the small steps.
So I can speak to this from experience! On the "Exercise/diet/etc cures depression", it CAN help sometimes. The problem that some people face, myself included, is that often times your body/brain won't let you. When you're struggling to pull the sheets off of you and pull clothes onto you, you can't exactly go out and jog for three miles. When you're having to use all of your energy just to survive, you don't have the extra energy to exercise or plan your nutrition. That's why it can be such a painful cycle to get stuck in without someone else to help pull you out of it. Changing my diet helped a ton, but I couldn't fix my diet until after therapy helped me deal with enough issues that I could use my brain power for meal planning instead of my anxiety disorder taking all of it to worry about every single thing in my life. Exercise is helping now, but I had to fix my sleeping habits before I had the energy to exercise. Fixing my sleeping habits required me to, again, get my anxiety in order so I could actually sleep at night. Some of it was learning how to not spiral into a fear filled mess, some of it was as simple as "play some music while you're sleeping so you don't hear every sound in the house and worry about what it means". Exercise, sleep, and a good diet do help, but it doesn't undo 10 years of living with a violet person who pulled a knife on your mom and tried to throw her down the stairs.
Just as it really can't do much if you have a chronic illness that limits your ability to exercise, or there's a health issue that limits your diet. (For example, celiac, lactose intolerance, GERD, etc.).
15:12 *inhales deeply* the adjective for the emotion you have conjured is GENIUS, as your curse allows me to flex that I partake in the recreational consumption of dictionaries, as I have no cohorts who can match the verbosity of my vocabulary, and I derive great pleasure and much dopamine from feeling smarter than my peers.
18:46 imagine one of those overly sad anime character that's lost their entire family to some calamity or war. And up to now they have just been life's punching bag. Showing up in the middle of an old west town where all the folks immediately say howdy and continue on their way. JUST IMAGINE ALL THE SHINANIGANS THEY COULD GET INTO.
9:49 I think a lot of us have emotional support blorbos that are like this. (If you have any, reply with yours! For me, Ricky "Jupe" Park from the movie Nope is a recent example.)
2:56 I WAS NOT EXPECTING A PERSONA 4 REFERENCE LMAO! IMAGINE ALL OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM AWAKENING THAT WAY. "YOU'RE NOT ME!" "Ah shit, you right. Gib me that Snickers."
26:50 No no no wait, you see the same guy lose his stand earlier in the movie and he screams vengeance as the cars race past. Then at the end of the movie after much hilarity, they are in another car chase, and THEN they hit the stand and get totaled. And as they're getting loaded into a cop car, the stand owner saunters up and says 'I told you you'd get your just deserts.' Or something, I'm not that clever
4:11: This happened to a coworker of mine once. He has a pretty bad cold, and was on some pretty strong medicine. Another coworker reminded him it was the end of his shift. He looks down at the bottle, and goes, "Man, I got the good s***!"
@@dreamingahopefuldream4439 yes indeed, the little menace has been stuck in my brain somewhere since his first appearance in the unreconciled stars event
There were cannons and guns in the later middle ages (at first, the guns were basically cannons that were small enough to carry them around, but they quickly became more complex). Of course, it still took a few centuries for front-loaders to become obsolete.
NyQuil and 5 Hour Energy together is legit a "I don't want to experience this day" potion. You will dissociate _so hard._ I did it once and woke up in another state.
I don't like how UA-cam gives me mental health commercials whenever I watch PM Seymour videos. Do I watch these to feel something besides apathy? Yes. Do I need calling out on it? No.
6:40 better suggestion. Hero’s day job is the cashier at the hot topic so they know the villain gets all the stuff from there but can’t admit they know or risk exposing their secret identity.
When I'm done with something dumb I take my glasses off hand them to a near by friend and walk away (normally into something) while saying "I'm done with this stupidity"
Speaking of Genshin, I was playing Liyue background music while watching this and it made it 10x more relaxing. I don't know what sorcery this is, but I'm not complaining.
The sorcery of Liyue’s music 🤌 seriously though- the soundtracks from that particular region are my favourite. They’re so beautiful and have a special place in my heart. 🥹
This voice acting perfectly encapsulates the very personality of at bare minimum, a good chunk of internet. A good wide range of emotion, with a hint of flare that gives it just that little bit of oomph it needs.
2:22 Funnily enough, a campaign I used to be in did something similar where we did a 'side-session' as a bunch of different animals in more of an 'escape mission', with me being my character's animal companion, which was a raven
God, seeing posts from I-am-a-unovan-yamask in these videos is so wild. Like, damn. I know that guy. He told someone whose lung collapsed that they should be thanking him for apologising for being insensitive about it, and generally tried to make the whole situation about himself. And he also just... is a tumblr person sometimes. Wild.
The devil decided to possess my uterus again..(I swear it's now like every month) so watching this helped a bit, but he still won't leave AND rent is due sooo. Edit: I threw Tylenol at the devil and they are happy. The devil collects Tylenol...
YOOOOOOO PAPER LILY MADE IT INTO A PM-SEYMOUR VIDEO!!!!! THE DC.A FANDOM HAS SOMEWHAT MADE IT INTO THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS “IT CAME FROM TUMBLR” AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
PM your videos are the reason joined tumblr, thank you. now it has become me goal to be in one of these videos, i will keep trying. *you can't stop me*
3:22 isnt that what we already do but for christmas like i dont know about you but i would much rather see holloween decorations in january rather than a christmas tree in october why cant every month be spooky month
23:35 as a rank 3,570,234,001 , I can confirm, the judges like weird. The weirder and bigger, the better. You get brownie points for every time someone tells you your gender is invalid or fake
Nothing better than being able to inform my tumblr-sorta-famous extremely introverted friend who's terrified of being known that their post got into these videos, I bloody live for this :3
People said “I’d rather die than be in the same room as a clown” and, to their credit, the clowns responded in the most humorous way possible: making you die if you’re in the same room as them.
the polyamorous post reminded me of an even that happened last year in my friend group. an actual love triangle formed. not one where two people like the one, or anything else like that. Person A liked person B, person B liked person C, and person C liked person A. it was hilarious to watch them run in circles for at least a week before figuring it out, and just all getting together
Good for them.
The proper response
@@phastinemoonlĺlkkkkkkkķķkkkl
That's perfection
*trifection
On the love triangle polyamory idea - it'd also be interesting to see one where the primary love interest dies in some sudden tragedy, and the two left slowly go from each other's emotionally support to romantically involved.
Love Triangle Polyamory is also the ending of Star Driver. Literally, they could have solved the plot way earlier if they all kissed.
That last one is a KiriDeku prompt I *must* write.
@@okeirany7652 no.
@@viqzen Yes, suffer in your little monoshipper hellscape. You fool, you insect, you troglodyte. I am creating polyships and rarepairs so vastly removed from the canon your pitiful little peabrain cannot even comprehend. The canon is dead and I warp its rotting corpse with a single backspace.
@@okeirany7652 no.
2:23 One of the few "probablybadrpgidea" ideas I've tried. It was exactly as amazing as you'd expect.
I'm sorry, but by "about as amazing as you'd expect", do you exceedingly amazing, or a total mistake of an idea?
@@GabrielusPrime The former. It was a party of two wolves, a parrot, and some guy named Jim (who has no relation to the druids, he just sort of joined the party and everyone seemed fine with it) searching various townships for their companions.
@@ClonedGamer001 Well, that sounds like a hilarious adventure. 😂
@@ClonedGamer001 Jim didn't have any plot relevance, the animals just liked having him around. In other words, Jim was the party's pet human.
Didn't Critical Role already do something like this?
Once in middle school i was riding public transport to go to our school's mandatory badminton/shuttlecock extraculicullar activity, that day i got left behind by my friends so i went by myself and apparently took the wrong short bus and got carried to the next town over, needless to say my dumbass not being able to pick the right bus the first time forced me to walk back by foot and that made me miss that mandatory activity
There was also a time that i also walked back home by foot (which was bassically a 6 KM walk) because the short busses fleet are doing a boycott because share ride services been taking all their customer (and the bus drivers are kinda having a riot and by that time had killed one motorcycle ride share driver by running them over twice-forward and backward)
@@luthfihar3211 did they loose their jobs for that?
@@Tailzy26 here they are basically contractors so i don't know if they were cut off, but i do know the perpetrators was served prison time
Excuse me the other name of badminton is shuttle *WHAT*
@@Tr0lliPop yeah, shuttlecock. it was before 'cock' become weird
the funniest part of the NyQuil post is thay NyQuil DOES contain a dissociative drug and im not sure if pm knew that or not but I just find it very funny
what's the drug called? i'm totally asking for a friend here...
*searching how to get it in UK*
@@ma-am-thats-a-crescent-roll i was addicted to it for 2 months, its fun, very fun but whatever u do, stay the fuck away from it, please
in a polite way i say that, of course, i almost got liver failure from it, its very fun but it can also be dangerous
please be careful::) dont end up like me
@@astro.mp3348 oh, i wasn't actually gonna start taking it, i was just curious haha. i've already done my fair share of drugs/liver failure so i'm past that. i'm sorry that you dealt with that stuff though. it's not fun at all /srs
@@ma-am-thats-a-crescent-roll yea thats fair, i just dont wanna lead someone down a bad path yk? i regret ever taking drugs at all, in fact im high while typing and i wish i never chose this path
sorry if i came off aggressive /gen, just dont want a young kid chugging NyQuil and od'ing yk?
10:35 the one time anyone ever told me "I like your shoelaces" it was for a personality quiz (he was reading the questions and picking what I told him to) I answered, without even thinking, "thanks, I stole them from the president." He doesn't use Tumblr and got really freaked out because that was one of the answers lmao
@@mintytrash i can’t tell if this is fake or not
@@thymecrafter it's real lololol
17:48 I WILL _NOT_ STAND FOR THIS _SLANDER!_
Mario & Luigi are a _pair_ of _brothers_ that LOVE EACH OTHER DEARLY!! You may try to bring up Luigi by diminishing Mario's stature, but all you manage is bringing both of them down for your ignorance. Mario is the charming, kind, brave hero that Luigi aspires to be! Luigi is the equally brave yet more self-preservant brother that Mario equally adores! The two _need each other!_
*DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD LUIGI WOULD BE TO SEE YOU MOCK HIS BROTHER LIKE THIS?!*
My head is also full many thoughts, but they're mostly my beloved Blorbos.
They are swirling in my head like a fine soup of daydreams & horrors! Got a whole circus of evil murder clowns in there!
Frrrr
Here's a tip, go in a social setting with people you know. Your mind will be completely black except for a song or three stuck in your head. This always happens to me at school, so I think it happens to everyone else. If it doesn't, then uh,
*that's one more thing to add to the list of 'oh no I can't relate to ppl'*
“BELOVED BLORBOS”. OMG- 😂
Same but it’s only like, 5. And some of em aren’t evil, they just have a very complicated backstory and life and maybe he doesn’t want to be the bad guy, maybe he want’s his brother to love him again, maybe he’s trying to better himself off camera. I will not
Elaborate.
Sadly there's too many blorbos un there so some just endedsup forgotten because I don't have any satisfying ending to them.
And sometimes it just change genre all of sudden because it's a love story now apparently.
20:37 okay but that's basically how my boyfriend and I became a thing. We'd hung out like maybe twice before and we were just sitting there talking about our future plans and then out of nowhere he was like "hey what kinda dragon do you see yourself as?" And you know what? Best conversation ever. 10/10 would recommend, will marry this nerd.
me bonding with my bf over TTRPG and now we have Canon character's who's main goal is to get married and take revenge by graffitying a billionaires house
@@twicksterr I love that
10:55 no but seriously my therapist convinced me to get a cat with this being one of the reasons. The others being they will wholeheartedly force you to make and keep a schedule regardless of how tired or depressed you are and their fluffy presence has been known to decrease depression and anxiety.
Your therapist is a Druid who understands the benefits of having a familiar.
The “save Druid as its companion animal” thing would be easy for me. Top three animals I’d pick:
1. Barn owl. Stealthy af. Night vision and superhearing.
2. Honey badger. Damn near immune to everything, treats venomous snake bites like hangovers, shrugs off porcupine attacks, smarter than you’d be comfortable with, will literally die before it cares.
3. American bison. Big and tough, like a ram crossed with a rhino.
But also fluffy!
I’d be a robot cat that can only attack to a beat
Just for fun lmao
@@bbloveseevees8984 Hello 808.
Man can sound like everyone whenever he wants. He can sound like Angel Dust, A Narrator, A flamboyantly gay man, a femboy, a demon, ETC. This man should be a voice actor he's talented af.
Are you talking about PM Seymour? Because he is actually a voice actor, he’s done a lot of stuff
My favorite demon
@@infiniteplanes5775 I've learned that now lol
All of those except A Narrator are the exact same person.
Ah my morning dose of serotonin, thank you Dr. P.M. Seymour
Just remember that if you ever get isekai-ed into what amounts to a 14th century setting and you are given the choice to carry a shotgun with you or some other boon, do not take the shotgun unless you are intimately familiar with the process of manufacturing gunpowder, lest you run out of ammunition and not know how to make more. Also how to cast, fill, and press percussion igniters into the casings. While a gun would truly be an astoundingly good weapon to carry into the distant past, you'd need either a boon to provide infinite ammo or you'd need to have rather extensive knowledge of the chemistry and metallurgy of ammunition.
18:50 confirmed: Pukicho is Cerberus, but for a hell site instead of Hades.
Who's Hades, then? Gaud?
@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk Probably
I mean, call Prometheus a fool if you want, but the man knows how to deliver.
I see what you did there 😏
PM, I just want you to know that I got so distracted by this binge comp that I am like 90% sure we now have a bruise on our arm from me spinning around a stretchy banana stim toy so fast it smacked into it and left a giant red mark.
You are so friend shaped that I get cotton brain watching your videos.
- Nev
wait... "we"? and signing your name at the end? are you a system? bc systems are cool and you are cool by association
2:09 They only want me for my power to create infinite garlic bread... which fair, but it still hurts
Twitter is burning right before our eyes should I get a tumblr?
Yes
If you're prepared
If you want to get stuck there
join us
I did
It took me 7 minutes to realise this was a binge compilation and I was just thinking "Havent these already been done?"
9:54
Listen I was not expecting Scaramouche and now I'm both amazed and afraid
7:50 on an actual real note here - they can help somewhat. obviously it depends on how much your depression lets you do, so if getting out of bed is a big struggle don’t expect yourself to go do a full on workout at the gym, and don’t beat yourself up about it.
dancing about for 10 minutes to some music is better than not doing anything. having a glass of water is better than not having any. having a bunch of snacks is better than not eating all.
meet yourself where you’re at, and start with the small steps.
So I can speak to this from experience! On the "Exercise/diet/etc cures depression", it CAN help sometimes. The problem that some people face, myself included, is that often times your body/brain won't let you. When you're struggling to pull the sheets off of you and pull clothes onto you, you can't exactly go out and jog for three miles. When you're having to use all of your energy just to survive, you don't have the extra energy to exercise or plan your nutrition. That's why it can be such a painful cycle to get stuck in without someone else to help pull you out of it.
Changing my diet helped a ton, but I couldn't fix my diet until after therapy helped me deal with enough issues that I could use my brain power for meal planning instead of my anxiety disorder taking all of it to worry about every single thing in my life. Exercise is helping now, but I had to fix my sleeping habits before I had the energy to exercise. Fixing my sleeping habits required me to, again, get my anxiety in order so I could actually sleep at night. Some of it was learning how to not spiral into a fear filled mess, some of it was as simple as "play some music while you're sleeping so you don't hear every sound in the house and worry about what it means".
Exercise, sleep, and a good diet do help, but it doesn't undo 10 years of living with a violet person who pulled a knife on your mom and tried to throw her down the stairs.
Just as it really can't do much if you have a chronic illness that limits your ability to exercise, or there's a health issue that limits your diet. (For example, celiac, lactose intolerance, GERD, etc.).
A.. a Violet person? (I am so sorry.)
16:24 ~ I love that that ended with the Chikn Nuggit cast of Fwench Fwy xD
“Compels you to feel emotions you do not have the vocabulary to describe” that is all of them. I cannot simply be sad. It does not happen.
I watched this and it made me eat an entire sleeve of saltines with honey and a glass of milk- it made me a lil gremlin
cats are great representation for emotions
Everyone agrees with this fact
My immediate response to "Men fear fish women" was to think _"not all of them do-"_ before remembering that I am not in fact a man
you can be a man if you want. as a treat
Much like glasses having hearing aids has advantages too, 1 I can practically make myself deaf if I want, and 2 my ears are bluetooth.
18:31 that person is just sitting there powering up into the most absurd level of super sayian
15:12 *inhales deeply* the adjective for the emotion you have conjured is GENIUS, as your curse allows me to flex that I partake in the recreational consumption of dictionaries, as I have no cohorts who can match the verbosity of my vocabulary, and I derive great pleasure and much dopamine from feeling smarter than my peers.
18:46 imagine one of those overly sad anime character that's lost their entire family to some calamity or war. And up to now they have just been life's punching bag. Showing up in the middle of an old west town where all the folks immediately say howdy and continue on their way. JUST IMAGINE ALL THE SHINANIGANS THEY COULD GET INTO.
P.M Seymour knowing about Scaramouche was so unexpected I had to do a doubletake
Well yeah, I think he voice acts a few NPCs in Genshin Impact
i almost choked on my noodles because i was NOT expecting scaramouche to appear lmfao
Same, and the context somehow hurt
Yep, same here. 😭
Will they do the fandango?
9:49 I think a lot of us have emotional support blorbos that are like this. (If you have any, reply with yours! For me, Ricky "Jupe" Park from the movie Nope is a recent example.)
Pharma from the IDW Transformers comics, More Than Meets The Eye, and Lost Light for me.
Coincidentally.... it is Scaramouche
@@patchyworx SAME-
percy jackson from percy jackson
kel from omori
you know what that's... actually how he is in game
Okay. I love and use the "take a hike" as the ancestral form of "touch grass" all the time. It lives rent-free in my brain.
19:18 in the book wayside school, one of the characters in just a dead rat in a bunch of trenchcoats
“Parasocial relationship? What does that mean?” looks it up and stands up. “OH MY GOD!”
You'll always be prime minister of Tumblr to me.
4:04 my man literally drank lean before school what a guy
2:56 I WAS NOT EXPECTING A PERSONA 4 REFERENCE LMAO! IMAGINE ALL OF THE INVESTIGATION TEAM AWAKENING THAT WAY. "YOU'RE NOT ME!" "Ah shit, you right. Gib me that Snickers."
26:50 No no no wait, you see the same guy lose his stand earlier in the movie and he screams vengeance as the cars race past. Then at the end of the movie after much hilarity, they are in another car chase, and THEN they hit the stand and get totaled. And as they're getting loaded into a cop car, the stand owner saunters up and says 'I told you you'd get your just deserts.' Or something, I'm not that clever
Been thinking about making a MySpace just to mess with the Twitter users
4:11: This happened to a coworker of mine once. He has a pretty bad cold, and was on some pretty strong medicine. Another coworker reminded him it was the end of his shift. He looks down at the bottle, and goes, "Man, I got the good s***!"
before you said "Leave Scaramouche out of this!" my brain immediately thought of him so I felt extremely called out! how dare you read my mind!
GOD SAME
@@patchyworx FELLOW SCARA BRAIN ROT ENJOYER
@@dreamingahopefuldream4439 yes indeed, the little menace has been stuck in my brain somewhere since his first appearance in the unreconciled stars event
@@patchyworx same here. been waiting 2 damn years for this little shit. at this point, he legally owns my brain
@@dreamingahopefuldream4439 too relateable
Scaramouche is getting his emotional support from Nahida
4:35 IM SO PROUD AND DISAPPOINTED WITH MYSELF I UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT
dude i swear i havent seen anyone mention the bmc part
@@rainfox7983 bmc is literally my favorite musical ever lol
9:55 kicked me in the guts HOW DID YOU KNOW? HOW??? *incoherent sobbing *
23:00 There was a game I played where a shotgun was a weapon despite the setting being in a medieval world, it was some mobile rpg game...
There were cannons and guns in the later middle ages (at first, the guns were basically cannons that were small enough to carry them around, but they quickly became more complex).
Of course, it still took a few centuries for front-loaders to become obsolete.
@@feuerling It looked like a pretty modern shotgun... Not a blunderbuss or something...
Shotgun King?
Today is the perfect day to find a Binge Compilation in my feed. Just the exact kinda mood I'm in right now ❤
Ah my Evening dose of serotonin, thank you Dr. P.M. Seymour
Mario being called "crypt rat" is so funny to me.
9:34 the shadow of Fallout: New Vegas makes its mark
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
10:56 If you happen to be allergic to cats, get a rabbit instead. Rabbits chew on EVERYTHING.
NyQuil and 5 Hour Energy together is legit a "I don't want to experience this day" potion. You will dissociate _so hard._
I did it once and woke up in another state.
where can i buy both nyquil and 5 hour energy
I don't like how UA-cam gives me mental health commercials whenever I watch PM Seymour videos. Do I watch these to feel something besides apathy? Yes. Do I need calling out on it? No.
0:23 says the *planet of mercury*
6:40 better suggestion. Hero’s day job is the cashier at the hot topic so they know the villain gets all the stuff from there but can’t admit they know or risk exposing their secret identity.
Ok but the albino raccoon looks a hell of a lot like the principal at UA. 24:52
Oh yeah. Huh.
7:38
I'm can't believe that "think positive" actually WORKED, and yes I'm still mad about it
"I'm not insensitive I'm jist stupid" defines most of my interactions
14:12 i wasnt prepared for that
The best part of not watching this channel is when I stumble across it again, I have new binge compilations with content I've never seen before
i love these compilations
6:43 they encounter eachother in the store and just walk in the opposite direction
awkwardly
Tips for getting into Tumblr and seeming like I belong there? I don't want to disturb the tree witches.
When I'm done with something dumb I take my glasses off hand them to a near by friend and walk away (normally into something) while saying "I'm done with this stupidity"
4:41
Be More chill musical reference if anyone is wondering
when you love somebody you put your pants on for th
14:05
"Well seymor, I made it...despite your directions."
Speaking of Genshin, I was playing Liyue background music while watching this and it made it 10x more relaxing. I don't know what sorcery this is, but I'm not complaining.
The sorcery of Liyue’s music 🤌 seriously though- the soundtracks from that particular region are my favourite. They’re so beautiful and have a special place in my heart. 🥹
This voice acting perfectly encapsulates the very personality of at bare minimum, a good chunk of internet. A good wide range of emotion, with a hint of flare that gives it just that little bit of oomph it needs.
2:18 You're laughing but that is genuinely what I want to do.
If you've ever heard of wukong, this man has so much immortality
Thomas sanders has the other half lol
2:22 Funnily enough, a campaign I used to be in did something similar where we did a 'side-session' as a bunch of different animals in more of an 'escape mission', with me being my character's animal companion, which was a raven
God the realization for 28:17 was a mental flashbang
I'm so lost are you willing to explain?
That's a *Lego* remake of a comic called *Loss*
His favorite character is *Lego-loss*
@@potatonope9774 god fucking dam it
I thought I could escape it for a little
God, seeing posts from I-am-a-unovan-yamask in these videos is so wild. Like, damn. I know that guy. He told someone whose lung collapsed that they should be thanking him for apologising for being insensitive about it, and generally tried to make the whole situation about himself. And he also just... is a tumblr person sometimes. Wild.
the way "gender with G in God" is pronounced is literally how the word is pronounced in Russian.
My headphones started dying and all I got was "I'll be ready for your BATTERY LOW"
The devil decided to possess my uterus again..(I swear it's now like every month) so watching this helped a bit, but he still won't leave AND rent is due sooo.
Edit: I threw Tylenol at the devil and they are happy. The devil collects Tylenol...
Man, me too. I’ve tried giving it a tiny pillow to scream into. It seems to like that.
0:22 love that this was said by "the-planet-mercury" 💀
Now I'm just Seymour
.
Suddenly
13:04
DIO called, he called you useless and that he wants his Exercise Sneakers back.
I love the Crypt Rat
The thirst trap absolutely killed me!!!
7:23 A politician?
YOOOOOOO PAPER LILY MADE IT INTO A PM-SEYMOUR VIDEO!!!!! THE DC.A FANDOM HAS SOMEWHAT MADE IT INTO THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS “IT CAME FROM TUMBLR” AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
Both of my siblings names start with E so I can just yell E, and whoever hears it first respond. (Older brother younger sister).
PM your videos are the reason joined tumblr, thank you.
now it has become me goal to be in one of these videos, i will keep trying. *you can't stop me*
3:22 isnt that what we already do but for christmas like i dont know about you but i would much rather see holloween decorations in january rather than a christmas tree in october why cant every month be spooky month
23:35 as a rank 3,570,234,001 , I can confirm, the judges like weird. The weirder and bigger, the better. You get brownie points for every time someone tells you your gender is invalid or fake
Also I’m pretty sure rank 1 is a gender assassin, so killing and collecting genders also gets you up in rank
I would die for rudy
21:21 i read the text in a flash before hearing the voiceover and thought it was a "kidney moment"
oh my,im on time for once!
1:17 and to quote Brandon Sanderson, “And don’t say “the French.” Everyone knows they’re made up.”
5:05 welp
5:03 I was thinking it would be the meme and like “on your hand? No. Of liquor? Maybe.”
Is Snom the reddit mascot?
what is it ?
It's a pokemon, a worm that eats snow more specifically
@@ragg232 oooh, ty! Now I know
One more question: in 22:02 from what perspective is the Snom ASCII art?
@@spideybot Head is to the left. You can see the eye changing expressions each line.
@@ragg232 thanks
Nothing better than being able to inform my tumblr-sorta-famous extremely introverted friend who's terrified of being known that their post got into these videos, I bloody live for this :3
Well guess i gotta coment while i'm slightly eariler aswell...