Atari Pork - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) CENSORED
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
- Angry Video Game Nerd episode 32 on UA-cam for the first time and with only minor censorship! In this classic episode from AVGN Season 2, The Nerd reviews a bunch of Atari Pork games including Custer's Revenge, Philly Flasher, and Bachelor Party!
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This isnt just censored. This is a TV edit. Some real "Monkey fighting snakes" stuff
Well.Sometimes you just have to spit on a fish.
What if this was the 4Kids TV airing?
Thank youtube
Yippee ki yay Mister Falcon!
Well, sometimes UA-cam finds their creators in the alps.
Enough is ENOUGH. I have HAD IT with these MONKEY FIGHTING snakes on this MONDAY TO FRIDAY plane!
I *_still_* don't get that edit. 🤣🤣🤣
Classic
Yippee ki Kay, Mr. Falcon
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
We would be sloppy, you callin' us sloppy?
I originally didn't plan to watch this because I saw the original when it was uncensored and new. But hearing James have to purposefully butcher the censoring while pointing out that it was 100% youtube's fault was top tier.
That honestly made it even better than the og.
I love how James pulled the classic cable network censorship. Just a bunch of close sounding words that at times make complete and utter nonsense out of what was once clear dialogue.
Funny to think this is now one of the most family-friendly AVGN episodes.
Holy funky ship!
is avgn is now getting demonitized for excessive swearing on an avgn episode from 2007?
The censorship is a bit excessive but the editing is like a Stitched together YTP, which I'll take any day.
Swordquest
Well, I'll find a stranger in the Alps!
Not only he censored the naughty bits, he also censored the colorful language. Truly a classic AVGN episode
He also censored "ascot"
@@JIF882well, that IS a useful service
The language is way more colorful I have no idea what you're talking about
No wonder this wasnt funny
@@Robd07 If the entirety of your comedy hinges on a curse word, then I don't think your opinion is very reliable.
The censorship is somehow grosser than the real lines
Except for some reason he said Stranger in the Alps
Imagination fills the space
@@Jackson-9mkthat’s a line from the TV edit of The Big Lebowski
This is the funniest retaliation to censorship I've ever seen.
James is an OG
is avgn swearing? yes and no. it was a reupload due to avgn's adult joke episode and banned swearing is easily taken down for demonitization
@@notkimpineHe censored it intentionally as a satire to TV censorship.
@@daniellejackson6543he censored it for money
@@CULT_OF_TRAGEDY That too, why can't it be both?
2:51 "UA-cam was offended", I loved this.
Indeed it was.
It aged so well
I can't believe he squeezed the juice out of that cactus. Absolutely deplorable
"I guess he's supposed to be a mugger or therapist."
That broke me.
I think this was actually funnier than the original one "is this censorship even helping??" had me rolling
Censored AVGN feels really weird. Like when your friend that wears glasses takes them off.
Blame youtube
Blame today's society gen Z
The who hurt my feeling gen XD
@@onisfury8264no, it’s cause of youtube
@@snoozley853 hard agree here (I am a Gen Z myself).
Never thought to see a AVGN episode to be censored.
Dark times for sure.
UA-cam is becoming a dystopic platform.
Television makes a lot of sense.
Blame UA-cam
@@commentarysheepwell what is youtube suppose to do? Run it at a lost? Lol
To be fair, this episode had to be censored on youtube before. Its why it was mainly on his website and not on youtube even over a decade and a half ago.
I'm trying to get angry at UA-cam's censorship policy but I'm too busy laughing at the censors. A truly talented artist can sculpt from any clay, it seems.
You can still find the uncensored version here on UA-cam
Finally, an AVGN video the whole family can watch!
Not recommended lol
"But no eggs and chicks. Lickety split." I laughed way more at this than the uncensored version.
"Fluff a feather chick against a cactus" is going to make me laugh randomly at some point of my days.
SQUEEZE THE JUICE
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarineWatch The prickles
The bad guys being either a mugger or a THERAPIST destroyed me
"68 +1"
I hope that's a jab at UA-cam, because if a number is actually unacceptable...
The uncensored version lives on in our hearts
It still exists, but it has to stay on the archive site.
And on Dailymotion somewhere probably
I remember it was uploaded by someone else who wasn't James. I don't know if it's still around.
@@greninja3360 They're around, and it's also on Cinemassacre.
I just saw it on Odysee. Kinda wild considering they normally relegate nsfw content to other instances of LBRY.
AVGN is the one guy that can censor his episode and still make it funny.
Heavy is Dead's family friendly version is another comically censored video
"Fluff the Feather Chick against the cactus, to squeeze the juice out", hilarious! 😂😆
2:45 "This game stirred allot of controversy when it came out, people were offended, UA-cam was offended"
I didn't know that UA-cam has been around since 1983.
I think it's a cheeky reference to how he has to severely edit the video. A lot of the video has been edited because of reasons. Update he actually did so on purpose to reference TV censors.
The censorship is more hilarious than it could ever be without it.
Agreed!
No it's not
@@edwardmasino9416yes it is
Argeed
@@navi2257No it isn't. You're just a puritan.
I love how he censors everything with hilarious nonsense. This is the kind of censorship I love, a "fight a stranger in the alps" moment.
Update: He referenced it! 8:08
Honestly this counts to me as a distinct avgn episode. The puns were very powerful.
Absolutely
James just basically made his own official YTP and I'm all for it
“You sick bass fish”
Top 10 AVGN lines. 💀
"A miserable shoelace of fog." is up there, too.
So is "a flippin' pint of 'shine!"
"Nevermind what I call it."
This made me laugh way more than it should have. I'd love to see more classic episodes with a censored version.
I love that he censors parts that aren't even offensive like "What kinda sense does that make?"
I like how you even hesitated and second-guessed the famous "what were they thinking?" line. UA-cam! *Shakes fist*
no way this is actually recognised in the avgn lore
@EvaFull Somone put up the uncensored version and it's been on UA-cam for awhile
My favorite level in the AVGN video game ^^ the pork level.
@@SgtTankDempsey The uncensored version can also be viewed on his website.
Superb mockery of UA-cams censorship policies. Bravo 👋
So is this parody or is this UA-cam forcing him not to swear anymore
"UA-cam was offended" nice jab there, James
@@MORON_GamingI think it's both
Reminds me of RTGaming censoring the more stronger swear words to a censored like bleep that has just him saying “UA-cam”.
The entire video should have been a few pink pixels with nothing but a long beep for audio.
4:33 This sentence just fries my brain 😂
6:05 "I'll take 'The Rapists' for $200, Alex"
This is definitely a certified AVGN classic
Definitely a censored AVGN classic
His older videos are way better anyway
@@Heinz-bx8sd George Lucas could learn a thing or two.
68+1 points ROFL
Definitely the certified Nerd gaming classic.
It’s sad that it had to be censored, but at least you actually made the censorship funny
"What a buttload of crud!"
Mike's tried a few times to get this episode up, years ago, but UA-cam wasn't having it. At least it's up now, butchered as it may be 😂 but if you wanna see the real thing, it's already on UA-cam... elsewhere. 🤫
"fluff a feathered chick up against a cactus"
@@fwobebe5164 I haven't been to the cinemassacre site in years, but that's where I used to watch all the videos.
"squeeze out the cactus juice to stay hydrated"
I know y'all don't ever speak much on how awful UA-cam's policies are, but this may be the absolute best slamming of them I've ever heard. Absolutely hilarious comedy genius.
Every censored rant he goes on sounds like a weird dream I’ve had before
It took me a while to realize that it's titled "Atari Pork" but I love it. This is one of my favorite AVGN episodes ever!
I love how this new video's audio is like 10% of the original content
.. and now it makes 0% sense 🤣
@@noisetv1863 0%? More like negative 69% sense.
@@noisetv1863 Fr, it's borderline incomprehensible 😆
I love how the censorship VoiceOver when he’s standing in front of the TV has echo to it. What a legend, man
Ah yes, the 'Mildly Irritated Barely-Understandable Video Game Nerd' that we all know and love!
“Is this censorship even helping?” Yes James it made it even better
A Nerd episode with no swearing? Now that *IS* unbelievable.
Guess you didn’t watch the crossover with Captain S.
Lame
@@bigglouugh....don't remind me. 😩
Mike was the real master of profanity and was, in fact, the real angry asp fookwad jongo-tron.
Sorry about that, lol.@@dalime605
James is a FIGHTING genius. Peak satire
I never expected to see a more family friendly AVGN episode that's still funny.
These edits make it even funnier to me. The "clean" AVGN episode I never thought we'd have
I'm actually surprised that you could get away with it back then. Now, UA-cam is VERY strict when it comes to graphic violence and all that stuff.
Also UA-cam: Let’s make a show called ZERO F**S!!!
Actually this was a problem back then too, I remember signing up on Screwattack in order to view this.
@MrGojira95 they've always been inconsistent. Hypocrisy is integrated into their business model
The original version is still up. Someone else uploaded it
The original version as far as I know was never actually officially uploaded by James himself. It was exclusive to screwattack's site for so long.
Censorship sucks but "a flipping pint of shine" is gold.
For some reason that line in particular just killed me. That and "a miserable shoelace of fog".
6:03 I like how "therapist" has the word that was originally said. Kind of clever.
I'm glad this classic is back. It's a shame that it had to be censored, but at least the censors are really funny.
Agreed
Very true.
You can find the uncensored still here on UA-cam
This is like when TV channels would dub swears in the worst way possible.
that's the point
Cheese and rice
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps
Right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it
Do i dare say this may POSSIBLY been funnier edited than the original???
2:50 +
UA-cam was offended... I just completely lost it 🤣
I'd like to think this is a protest against the state of youtube. Especially with how ridiculous and funny the edits are.
UA-cam wants to beat all the angry out of AVGN
a protest would have been to upload the original tbh
Yes, sure, so UA-cam takes it down. What would be the point of that?
2:52 "UA-cam was offended"
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I don't think so.
@@karlimo4034 UA-cam wouldn't take it down tho, it would just get demonitized
It may be just me, but the re-dubbed lines just make this funnier.
Yippie-kah-yah mr Falcon.
Its just you. This is as lame as it gets
It's just you.
3:27 "What the fudge" 😂😂😂
I love how he’s so meta about UA-cam taking down the og video and his censoring is very creative. That’s cool.
6:44 “Is this censorship even helping?”
it feels so weird to see the censored version after seeing countless reuploads of the uncensored one.
The fact that its censored have new jokes is same level of funny as the censored versions of the songs from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
agreed
“68 + 1 points…” 😭
You can’t censor art
Unless you make the censorship art as well
That's a demonstrably false statement.
@@Apanblod 😈
The original is very easy to find if you google it.
@@ApanblodYou're a lost soul
UA-cam does things that a vacuum cleaner is usually seen doing
James, you need to update your list, I saw on Atari Age that a guy in Italy is making a new one.😂
Yes, it's called Figo Beo. 😉
Figo Beo! I was at the presentation event!😂
6:48 "Is this censorship even helping" :D
“Find a stranger in the Alps”. Absolutely hilarious.
You see what happens, UA-cam? You see what happens when you *find* a stranger in the *alps?*
You, sir, have done God's work: You gave me great sound clips to use in my YTPs!🤣🤣🤣
i love how around half way through the video james rolfe realized how desperating the censoring of this video is regarding the subject and just gives up
As soon as he started talking about Custer I IMMEDIATELY knew where this was heading. We’re entering the really weird part of Atari history, the part they likely want us to forget
Mind you this is an old school avgn episode but it got taken down years ago. If you look around you can still find the uncensored version
@@darlordvaderyou dont even need to look, james left a link to the uncensored episode on his website
@@johnmehlman5195 they're talking about on UA-cam, which re-uploads of still exist uncensord
@@loggior.speedweed4345 ah, nevermind then
The censors he did are actually funnier
Now I can watch AVGN when my grandparents are around!
2:51 "UA-cam was offended" 😂 love that new line
I died when the number 69 was censored to 68+1 😂
2:51 "UA-cam was offended."
Finally an AVGN episode I can show to my 5 year old nephew. There’s no swearing or nothing.
the censoring is 10/10
Well, this was certainly unexpected. Glad to see it make it's way back to UA-cam after all these years, even if it has to be heavily censored.
the original is still up on UA-cam
@@loggior.speedweed4345where??
@@loggior.speedweed4345 I don't count unofficial reuploads tho lol.
This sounds like insane ramblings of a nonsensical madman with all the censors
The way he kept the episode family friendly is an art
"Find a stranger in the Alps"!! what a great quote from John Goodman in Big Lebowski!!
this almost feels like a YTP.
I'm glad the uncensored version is not visible to just anyone.
"UA-cam was offended" was the funniest *swope* I've ever heard xD
This censorship is hilarious. It's like watching a completely new video even tho I've seen the original a million times. Kudos!
YES now every single AVGN episode is officially on UA-cam. And I think this is even funnier than the original.
Are all the Turtle reviews here?
5:02 I highly disagree. The character looks more like a Ninja Turtle. Which is quite an achievement since TMNT didn't even exist back then.
You can find it uncensored on UA-cam easily, AVGN episode 34 there are fan uploads.
I love this censored version. Even the slight jab at UA-cam.
"UA-cam was offended"
lol
If 4Kids Entertainment owned AVGN.
"UA-cam is offended"
Man, I remember watching the original version of this episode on the Cinemassacre website so many years ago. I nearly forgot it existed.
"This guy just wants a pet cat but he's poopin' around and he still has the frenzy to spew pudding over yonder, that's a cactus"
Made me laugh more than I probably should have
The censorship honestly makes this more hilarious than the original episode. I’d love to see more like these.
I’d love to show this to MySpace Angry Nintendo Nerd. I wonder what he would say.
The editing on this video is absolutely amazing!!!! Well done, Nerd! Well done!!! Love this 👏👏👏😂😂😂
I remember as a kid, my cousin had Beat ‘em and Eat “em on Atari. I’ve told people about the game over the years and nobody has ever believed me.
Sure. Your "cousin".