@@CalliphoriBae those games were the genisys of bad terminator Products we hoped for a salvation for the series but in the end the series has met a dark fate yada yada (insert rise of the machines joke here)
I never noticed this until now. At 3:23 look the little screen to the left of Arnold. It shows an elevator door opening and a guy running out. Then a few seconds later that guy shows up and starts shooting. That actually a really cool little thing that they included.
+dorpth They created Bust a Move, Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage and surprisingly Mortal Kombat 1 and 2. So they're not a total ass. Even AVGN stated that Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage is the only LJN game that didn't suck.
Congraturation! Predator is happy end! Thank you! being the strong and corageour soldier that you are you feel strongeth welling in your body. Return to starting point challenge again!
Isn’t anyone gonna mention that the Total Recall game was made by Interplay? The group that would eventually create the Fallout series? You can even see the head of the company, Brian Fargo, in the game’s credits, too! He would still maintain his position when the early Fallout games were released.
Honestly with how well UA-cam Stars been doing lately he probably could have, that would be like my dream right there doing interviews with all the 80s action heroes, top of that list would definitely Arnold and Stallone
I totally recall a young, innocent James. Back before he was angry and was just mildly annoyed. Then Total Recal on NES pushed poor James over the edge...
9:17 Who presses "down" to jump? Yes, it's stupid in the sense of playing a video game; but in real life, wouldn't you squat before you jump up? I don't know, I guess that's where this awkward game control came from.
@@RabblesTheBinx yea, no...if that were true, humans would squat and jump like cats or frogs do. Dynamic tension has a point of lesser returns in humans. We don't have haunches that allow us to spring up the way those kinds of animals do from a squat.
8:18 to this day still has to be one of the funniest jumpcuts I've ever seen, between the ridiculous sounding music and his expression. It goes together so unexpectedly well. It makes me laugh just as hard as it did 10 years ago when this was released.
Another game by interplay (company who made the Total Recall) that sucked is JRR Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings.That game is so confusing that even if you look up a walkthrough on UA-cam its just as confusing and shitty as the game.
Totally Agree, I find myself saying it a lot nowadays so hearing him say it more would be Awesome, PS I know he doesn't do Modern Games but I would love to see at least a James and Mike Review of Mighty Switch Force.
James you 're right about the game "Conan". It's not based on the movie. When I saw it I said "hey.. I 've played that game before on my Commodore 64". The game called "MYTH". Check it out!
I saw that, and realised it looks like a terrible version of the CD32 version of 'Myth'. in Myth the sequence of cutting down the skeleton and then using the trident on the Chimera as it follows real mythology, albeit in a very vague way. I never knew there was a C64 version!
"How could bubbles kill you?" Remember that there are also bubbles in Jabu Jabu's Belly in Zelda OOT wich do damage to you. So the predetor is in Jabu Jabu's Belly there?!
I think they should have made it like contra with a twist: You play as each of the members of Dutch’s team and switch to the next character when the predator picks off the previous person
Wanna know sadistic bullshit? An x files game on the PlayStation let you save a game after you died. I was almost done with the game and hit save instead of load when I died and when I loaded it again just a tombstone picture appeared...what kind of shit is that?
ZakkyBhoy there's a lot of decent ones out there actually, Batman on NES, Batman Returns on SNES, The Spider-Man games from the movies, Riddick as already mentioned, most of the Disney Animated movie games from the 80s and 90s on NES, SNES, and Genesis (especially The Lion King and Aladdin on Sega) Jurassic Park on Genesis was great as well.
Edgar Allen Poe More like Takeshi's Mockery of all Things Sane. There is, however...a code. A code that, if entered while your character is kicking his final kicks on the ground, you can go back to full health and eliminate the threat the street punks and such can cause you. Of course, it won't save you...nothing will...
I know that feeling... When I was young, I ended up running away from a shiny Meditite in Sapphire not realising it was shiny. On the bright side, I made up for it by catching a shiny Zubat, also in Sapphire.
+Enrique Delgado Pressing up to jump is common in fighting games, because you're in 2D, on 1 screen, jumping is just one of the 3 directions you can go. Platforming games on the other hand requires precise jumps, when you press up, you let go of your left/right direction and lose momentum, you have less control over your jump, this is basic game mechanics (btw you can have an "up" jump that is well integrated to the level design, like in prince of persia).
"you can go eat a bowl of fuck" - as I am on my journey to become a developer, I find these types of videos to be invaluable. Thank you James for finding all the bad games and doing solid critiques of bad developing practice. This stuff still happens lol but at least now I know what to avoid.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’m Back Total Recall (1990) Rated R The Terminator (1984) Rated R Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991) Rated R Last Action Hero (1993) Rated PG-13 Conan The Barbarian (1982) Rated R Commando (1985) Rated R Predator (1987) Rated R
I wonder if James listens to Mekong Delta. He's into some obscure bands, so it wouldn't surprise me. Guitar guy's skeleton reminds me of Mekong's fiddling skeleton mascot.
The only explanation I can come up with for that is that the Seal of "Quality" referred more to the quality of the cartridge itself than the software written to it. That's just a guess though...
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cmWhat do you mean, why? Because no one likes Mondays, especially if they have school or work. Also, it's the beginning of the week.
gurvmlk Good. When you watch a man try to kill his wife than try to pull a tracking device out of his brain through his nose, you're never truly the same.
fun fact: the Conan NES game is actually a reskin of a commodore 64 game called "Myth: History In The Making" which has one of the most awesome loader songs ever
I remember playing Terminator 2 and thinking, "This must be the best game ever made! I am witnessing the apex, it just isn't fathomable that any kind of improvement in game design technology can possibly exist."
I have rewatched avgn more than any other entertainment series. It is literally my favorite episodic series ever.
It’s definitely one of mine. I’m tied between AVGN & GradeAUnderA.
this a red letter media for the win
Amazing series! I too have rewatched the whole series so many times
Same here! I've never rewatched anything as much as this
Me too, he is so funny ^-^.
I do have one good thing to say about Predator... at least they spelled "Congratulations" right.
***** did you watch the video?
Congraguration!
MountainsOfDew You Finsh Game!
MajoraMajesty You have prooved the justice of our culture
That brings a tear to my eye
"I already talked about the Terminator games and they suffered the same fate."
Don't you mean... a Dark Fate?
Too soon
At least it was on NES and not...
...Genisys?
Stop with the PUUUUUNS (jk keep doing it)
@@CalliphoriBae those games were the genisys of bad terminator
Products we hoped for a salvation for the series but in the end the series has met a dark fate yada yada (insert rise of the machines joke here)
Hey, Dark Fate was cool. Grace was bad-ass!
I never noticed this until now. At 3:23 look the little screen to the left of Arnold. It shows an elevator door opening and a guy running out. Then a few seconds later that guy shows up and starts shooting. That actually a really cool little thing that they included.
nice catch!
That's a truly brilliantly nostalgic catch! 10/10.
Can the players Sprite go in it?
Ray tracing!
Well that's f****** great
I feel like he missed the opportunity to say “ they should have had a total recall of this game”
It would've been perfect!
Or "You should have a total refund"
I was thinking that too
Same thought!
@@sudicalwig no
"Congratulations.
You have survived."
That summarizes the entire game.
well bearly unless you survived playing the game
That summarizes every game!
@@trevorblue4531 Even racing and sports games? 😆
Lol 0
"They can't all be bad.... right."
"Arnold raises shotgun "Wrong"
That guy sitting and waiting in Arnold's house..
It was not self confidence... it was plain stupidity !
To be, or not to be?...
Not to be.
@@hudsondzc niiice
"I'll be back....suckier than ever!"
Imagine being in The Nerd's gameroom after his "Total Recall" playthrough, and having to clean up all the pixels that flew out of the TV.
You dont own a pixelcleaner?
@@1989Ezal Ha ha,no, I just had the SNES Cleaning Kit, the one with Mario on the front:-).
I'd just smoke the pixels off of some foil.
know what i mean bro?
Better then being in there after the toxic avenger review
"The game is so bad, that even the enemy soldiers commit suicide" lmao :D
"This game is so broken, the enemies can't even play it" hah
+Crichjo32 LOL! best line ever!
"this game is so broken, even the Terminator won't be back to play it"
Crichjo32
July 23rd 1996
7/23/1996
Hilarious how he thinks the game is a piece of shit and yet still carries on playing it lol
Total Recall, a shitty movie license NES game, made by Acclaim, the company that bought LJN.
You can't get away. You can never get away.
They live to make his life hell no matter what form they take
+dorpth
Movie games generally suck!!!!!
+dorpth They created Bust a Move, Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage and surprisingly Mortal Kombat 1 and 2. So they're not a total ass. Even AVGN stated that Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage is the only LJN game that didn't suck.
Nooooo get it away from me why would you do this you're evil
CyborgDoesStuff
XD That's funny. *chases CyborgDoesStuff with an LJN game* Come over here... it only wants to hug you. LOL
"I gotta win before I have a heart attack!"
Every old school NES gamer can relate. 😆 🤣
Ok, wait. This quote was nothing special to mention it really.
I am from the 80's. For reals man. Every game is like this now. I have to beat it before the heart attack comes.
Pretty cringey bro
Yes, because many NES games were stupidly hard.
@@LITTLE1994 matched with awful controls.
Loved how he teabagged the rocks in victory at 18:02 after he finally destroyed that one block.
Congraturation! Predator is happy end! Thank you! being the strong and corageour soldier that you are you feel strongeth welling in your body. Return to starting point challenge again!
You have played a great game! *Mr. Miyagi wink*
*H A P P Y E N D*
@Kris Frederick
r/whoosh
You're winner
A winner is you !
Isn’t anyone gonna mention that the Total Recall game was made by Interplay? The group that would eventually create the Fallout series? You can even see the head of the company, Brian Fargo, in the game’s credits, too! He would still maintain his position when the early Fallout games were released.
Also, the game (alongside the tie-in novel) are in fact advertized in the movie credits.
You forgot they created Parallax Software, creators of Descent - which became Volition, creator of Saints Row, Freespace, and Red Faction.
I've always wondered if the people programed these games has seen Nerd's videos, and if so what their reaction's like lol
Hopefully extreme embarrassment.
@Paul Tincher They are old People now. Probably they wouldn't care its 30 years ago.
They repeatedly say "I tried to tell them" every time they hear "what were they thinking"
It was 30 years ago and they got their money...would you care?
@@houstonhelicoptertours1006 yes
If that was filmed in 2020, he would probably have Arnold as a guest.
Krzysztof Bobkowski how?
That is highly unlikely.
Honestly with how well UA-cam Stars been doing lately he probably could have, that would be like my dream right there doing interviews with all the 80s action heroes, top of that list would definitely Arnold and Stallone
@@Dickkickem460 That's like Daniel Day Lewis making an appearance on his show, which is unlikely to happen.
Bob Kolterjahn Not that unlikely, he’s had other pretty famous movie stars on the show.
I met Arnold recently at a Wal-Mart in Colorado and all I can say is what a nice down to earth cool guy.
I met Bruce Willis at Kmart and he was in the corner crying
i met tom cruise at EB games, he was robbing it
I met Liam Neeson at a Barber Shop, he said he'd find and kill me if I didn't get a good hair cut.
I met your mom yesterday she was fart-flying aroud denmark
Maõ Lucifer damn dude too far...
20:42 Huh, he forgot to feed his guitarist.
Haha :D
or water him
guitarists are plants: confirmed !
A, B, B, A
Bcg
The "Terminator-esque" version of the theme song is beautiful.
+Draven I agree, its awesome :)
8:19 Nerd makes his two most famous faces in 3 seconds
Nice comment dude i actually didn't notice that
From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧
From an angry frown 😡 to a "why" face 😧
"I shot my wife "
Cool son , can i play too
Father i cannot click the book
@@brageok Father why can't I "like and subscribe" to this book
Boomers be like "HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY I HATE MY WIFE"
@花 Ok Boomer
@花 man kann sich nie davon erholen, es ist zu viel
20:32 - 20:42 That feeling when you catch a great Pokemon and you accidentally shut the game off before saving.
srbarkerchan or a Shiny Pokemon
srbarkerchan .....When your dumbass friend kills a Pokemon that you wanted for a long time, is my reaction.
I totally recall a young, innocent James. Back before he was angry and was just mildly annoyed. Then Total Recal on NES pushed poor James over the edge...
"I'm so mad I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck" that's my new favorite quote 😂
(sees the Predator cover)
(sees it's made by Activision)
Whenever a game has the name 'Activision' in it, has a 75% chance of being a piece of shit.
9:17 Who presses "down" to jump?
Yes, it's stupid in the sense of playing a video game; but in real life, wouldn't you squat before you jump up? I don't know, I guess that's where this awkward game control came from.
@MGTOW Hermit could you imagine playing Mario with down then up as the input for jumping?
You bend your legs a little bit, but if you squat before you jump up, you're either a frog or you're doing jumping entirely wrong 😂
@@gst013 tell that to NBA players and gymnasts. The deeper your squat, the higher the vertical jump, afterwards. It's just basic physics.
@@RabblesTheBinx yea, no...if that were true, humans would squat and jump like cats or frogs do. Dynamic tension has a point of lesser returns in humans. We don't have haunches that allow us to spring up the way those kinds of animals do from a squat.
@@gst013 right, go do a standing back tuck without a full squat (90° angle at the knees). I'll wait.
1:31 Total Recall
4:49 Terminator games
5:17 Last Action Hero
8:00 Conan
11:48 Commando
12:08 Predator
Who the hell skips through a nerd episode? Shame on you!
No need for time stamps here.
09:09 you came here for this
It’s true.
I will not deny this.
USING DOWN TO JUMP IS REALLY FUCKED UP
Deus35 Love the Pfp
*Fucked down
"What you thought you can ride on the red scorpions, were you crazy?" Dolph Lundgren approves
Quote from Full Metal Jacket?
“Your Mother your Father your Uncle your Uncle”
I’m dying lol
8:18 to this day still has to be one of the funniest jumpcuts I've ever seen, between the ridiculous sounding music and his expression. It goes together so unexpectedly well. It makes me laugh just as hard as it did 10 years ago when this was released.
I have watched This an unhealthy number of times
Same with every AVGN episode here.
they def. are healthy, because they make you laugh. :-) I can´t get enough of this :-) Because I´m from the Atari and NES- Era, too. LOL
Qq
i watch avgn every night..
every day.every night.every year
The idea of the nerd being a sexual t-rex
Ronald Reaner fan art?
Uh... NO!
Does say fuck a lot
He likes to play with his superscope ;-)
Carrion eater?
Another game by interplay (company who made the Total Recall) that sucked is JRR Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings.That game is so confusing that even if you look up a walkthrough on UA-cam its just as confusing and shitty as the game.
the old PC one was awesome
+Gahl Blah But the SNES version is a complete mockery.
***** yeah they tried to make a horrible Zelda clone with the snes one
At least they made Fallout and Earthworm Jim.
I Saw that game.... It looks like A Shitty Bootleg Final Fantasy Game!
The part between 11:22-11:33 is like one big concise summary of AVGN's whole character.
lol, you called it.
Your Mother!! Your Father!! Your Uncle!! Your Uncle!!
I like how no one ever tries to troll him with the whole "You've offended me, deleted your video/channel" shit. As if trolls fear the Nerd.
poiuytrewq11422 I'd say it's more like his videos are inoffensive.
ybrik222 Or his videos are so offensive, that trolls find it inoffensive.
poiuytrewq11422 wut
ybrik222 Exactly.
poiuytrewq11422 what is offensive about his videos? swearing? oh my gosh nooo
"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? ...I LIED"
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."
@ Line from Commando. One of my all time favorite Arnie lines
My fav line is when Sully says “say it a little louder then GET FUCKED”
See you at the pardy Rictaaaaah
@@theshotmeister2639 :
Fuck you. Asshole. (From Terminator 1)
Let off some steam, Bennett.
20:32 The Ultimate AVGN Rage
"Now it's fuckin' Fuck-time" That should be AVGN-man's catchphrase :P
OmikronWeapon yes
Totally Agree, I find myself saying it a lot nowadays so hearing him say it more would be Awesome, PS I know he doesn't do Modern Games but I would love to see at least a James and Mike Review of Mighty Switch Force.
I'd say "What a shit load of fuck," but that's a good one too.
Ah nothing better than bingeing on AVGN episodes at 4am
I like how he asks "How can bubbles kill you?" when in Super C stage 4 there are killer bubbles at the start!
Maybe the bubbles are acidic
0:54 this scene is gold, also anybody notice that James has a beautiful smile :)
🤨📸
4:41 "I miss Fred Fuchs" xD
Fuchs german for Fox.
James you 're right about the game "Conan". It's not based on the movie. When I saw it I said "hey.. I 've played that game before on my Commodore 64". The game called "MYTH". Check it out!
I saw that, and realised it looks like a terrible version of the CD32 version of 'Myth'. in Myth the sequence of cutting down the skeleton and then using the trident on the Chimera as it follows real mythology, albeit in a very vague way. I never knew there was a C64 version!
fun fact. Conan for NES is a reskinned commodore game.
Jontron?
WH250398 ECH.
Myth from System 3. Which is not bugged.
The only great Schwarzenegger game was contra.
Soon as I can I plan on making a rom hack of contra in the style of terminator 2.
@@Vulpine_Cloaker any updates on that hack?
@@Small_Chungus had to abandon the project, my only computer has been terminated.
@@Vulpine_Cloaker sorry to hear that man :(
Best Schwarzenegger and Stalone game!
" it's fucking.... fuck time!"
lol wtf
when did he say that?
+underarkduke 9 when he was fighting the final boss
+underarkduke 9 about 21:45
Landon T 🤣🤣🤣
Your mother, your uncle, your uncle..
dude. I need your game cave
"How could bubbles kill you?" Remember that there are also bubbles in Jabu Jabu's Belly in Zelda OOT wich do damage to you. So the predetor is in Jabu Jabu's Belly there?!
And zelda 2
I think they should have made it like contra with a twist: You play as each of the members of Dutch’s team and switch to the next character when the predator picks off the previous person
Wanna know sadistic bullshit? An x files game on the PlayStation let you save a game after you died. I was almost done with the game and hit save instead of load when I died and when I loaded it again just a tombstone picture appeared...what kind of shit is that?
Don't buy movie based games. I learned that from Friday The 13th...
I will buy the new one though.
the Riddick games were fucking great.
Movie game from the Warriors was fun, True Lies on SNes... there aren't a lot but som do...
maninthebox0 same deal with earlier copies of fallout new Vegas
ZakkyBhoy there's a lot of decent ones out there actually, Batman on NES, Batman Returns on SNES, The Spider-Man games from the movies, Riddick as already mentioned, most of the Disney Animated movie games from the 80s and 90s on NES, SNES, and Genesis (especially The Lion King and Aladdin on Sega) Jurassic Park on Genesis was great as well.
3:37 obviously you haven't played Takeshi's challenge
Lol that shit was hilarious
I really want to see the nerd play that game. I can just imagine all the rage, it'd certainly make for an entertaining episode.
jontron
Edgar Allen Poe More like Takeshi's Mockery of all Things Sane. There is, however...a code. A code that, if entered while your character is kicking his final kicks on the ground, you can go back to full health and eliminate the threat the street punks and such can cause you. Of course, it won't save you...nothing will...
You can literally murder your wife and children! Literally murder your children. I think I need to repeat that: Literally murder your children.
20:31
My reaction when I accidently kill a shiny pokemon.
you still have it better than I have
i haven't even seen one before
stefanfr13 same!
It's worse when that shiny either kills itself or uses a technique like roar or whirlwind.
PokeShadow77 I have seen and caught ONE legitimately obtained shiny pokemon, and that pokemon was...
...a red gyarados.
I know that feeling... When I was young, I ended up running away from a shiny Meditite in Sapphire not realising it was shiny. On the bright side, I made up for it by catching a shiny Zubat, also in Sapphire.
"You press down to jump."
That hit my soul 😭😂😂
I felt every piece of his pain.
"Total Recall? More like Total Fucking Shit!!"
***** your all right :)
Woah....a youtube commenter apologized for something?!?!? D: A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Giggidy Pop More like total fecal.
Lol
I'm watching this in 2015 witch mean Arnold is 67!!!!!!!!!!!!
James's acting in the intro gives me chills!! 💓🙌
Press Up to Jump? What is this? Super smash bros?
+Enrique Delgado Street Fighter does that too
And Mortal Kombat
+Enrique Delgado Pressing up to jump is common in fighting games, because you're in 2D, on 1 screen, jumping is just one of the 3 directions you can go. Platforming games on the other hand requires precise jumps, when you press up, you let go of your left/right direction and lose momentum, you have less control over your jump, this is basic game mechanics (btw you can have an "up" jump that is well integrated to the level design, like in prince of persia).
+Enrique Delgado *Cough* Y and X *Cough*
+Enrique Delgado eeeee everyone that I Know change the up to jump, its really easy to do.
My god this people.
4:46 - Brian Fargo, you may know him as the founder of Interplay and inExile, who made Fallout and Wasteland 2
The Predator game looks like you are playing as Bret Heart 😎😂
😂
Hart*
The Best there is, The Best there was and The Best there ever will be 🇨🇦❤
Lol just because he wears pink
"you can go eat a bowl of fuck" - as I am on my journey to become a developer, I find these types of videos to be invaluable. Thank you James for finding all the bad games and doing solid critiques of bad developing practice. This stuff still happens lol but at least now I know what to avoid.
20:41 the guitar guys skeleton xD
takeshiC1 ABBA
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I’m Back
Total Recall (1990) Rated R
The Terminator (1984) Rated R
Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991) Rated R
Last Action Hero (1993) Rated PG-13
Conan The Barbarian (1982) Rated R
Commando (1985) Rated R
Predator (1987) Rated R
it's "i'll be back"
No It’s I’m Back trance dj Put That Cookie Down Now
Kinder garten cop
There Is No Kindergarten Cop Now It’s Movie Based Game On Rated PG-13 And Rated R
@@XX-121 arnie did say 'I'm Back in Terminator 3 though
20:18 It was at this moment that AVGN knew.....he would go Super Saiyan!!
Perhaps one day: Dragonball Games?
If I'm honest, that is how I would feel if I accidentally started a new game when Im half way through
21:37 One of the best things ever.
Coming back to this episode it’s really easy to tell that the Nerd is a true nerd. Only he would finish his homework on a Friday.
18:02 You can see him spam those victory crouches after finally blowing up those rocks
i dont blame him at all
20:36 AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!
classic
classic
classic
@@MaryJane-ez9kq zzz waqad point I
Tn
GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!
YOU'RE FIRED
R.J.J. O If it bleeds, we can kill it.
I'LL BE BACK
ASTA LA VISTA...BABY!
ASTA LA BABY...VISTA!
VISTA LA ASTA LA BABY LA VISTA!
R.J.J. O GET DOUWN!
But no one made a game out of his "best" movie, Jingle All the Way.
"Put that cookie down! Now!"
12:19 this goes to avgn without context
20:38 is one of the greatest moments in gaming history
20:28
Idkdkdkkdkd
"Your mother, your father, your uncle, your uncle!" lmao
I wonder if James listens to Mekong Delta. He's into some obscure bands, so it wouldn't surprise me. Guitar guy's skeleton reminds me of Mekong's fiddling skeleton mascot.
Ironically these shitty games have the Nintendo Seal of Quality... wrap your head around that...
The only explanation I can come up with for that is that the Seal of "Quality" referred more to the quality of the cartridge itself than the software written to it. That's just a guess though...
All it means is that Nintendo got money from it.
20:31 When it’s monday morning.
AVGN:
Why
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cmWhat do you mean, why? Because no one likes Mondays, especially if they have school or work. Also, it's the beginning of the week.
1:51 “If you see those men, let me know.”
20:28 - 20:48
Definitely one of the best AVGN moments, or the real best.
20:42 NOOOOOO THE 🎸 GUY!😭
@@tamsuemomwife🎸 skeleton has fainted
"I'm so fucking mad, I could take a chainsaw to a fucking baby's neck right now!"
:D
L0ST S0UL
:D
L0ST S0UL
8D
L0ST S0UL
DO IT! :D
L0ST S0UL
YES!!!!!!!!
+L0ST S0UL it's your turn.
*Holds chainsaw gun*
21:39 "I'm not FFFFFFFFuckin arrrrooooooound." This has become a part of my lingo since this video came out lol
"I'm so mad right now I could take a chainsaw to a baby's neck!", Lmao, AVGN is awesome!
Luke Milbocker kick a baby pony
Luke Milbocker ikr 😂😂😂
@Zamza by awesome, I meant hilarious, not actual cruelness. I thought that was implied.
lol i don't even play videogames and i just watch these videos kuz this guy is fucking hilarious
One of the steps of being a avgn fan. Or atleast liking him!
How can you go wrong? Three letters: L.J.N.
So even so even as far back as the NES, Activision licensed games are still crap.
today, Activision is shit thanks to Call of Duty!
satan u create shitty games u have 666 in ur name
Goes farther back my friend. They had some gems on the Atari 2600, but mostly crap.
doomalucard666 like wreck it Ralph on the 3ds
Take Monster Jam Path Of Destruction for example. Terrible physics, but, they did have nice 3D models.
If I ever want a mindfuck I go back to these AVGN episodes and realize they’re a decade old and yet they feel like they’re still new episodes.
Hey guys remember when Arnold had to dodge maces from the ceiling in Total Recall?
gurvmlk Good. When you watch a man try to kill his wife than try to pull a tracking device out of his brain through his nose, you're never truly the same.
THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE WATCHING?
hijhiysonikku HUH? HUH?
-Vinesauce Joels dad
THE "CONAN" is actually direct ripoff of game called MYTH: HISTORY IN THE MAKING from COMMODORE64. Only the sprite of main character is different.
So it's really a commodore 64 game. No wonder it's so exceptionally shitty.
@@thesmilingvagrants no wonder you got no likes. the C64 doesn't suck, your opinion is invalid and gamers everywhere disagree with you
@@AllGamingStarred Imagine defending the commodore 64 on a youtube comment
The shit you find when you scroll through the comments
@@Wflash00 isn't technology amazing?
The Nerd looking happy is so very wholesome to me for some reason.
That intro with the terminator theme vibe spliced in is so EPIC.
Hit me up immediately 🎁🎁☝️
Total Recall is actually pretty good. As far as movie based games go.
Man, im so jealous of his toaster nes.
His friend built it, you could probably buy it.
That would be sweet, to buy it. For a decent price
Stricken 7th eh, £50 is a good price since amazon has NES for 70 pounds.
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So in other words, AVGN would rather have a scat fetish instead of playing that game.
Thank you James. I couldn’t imagine my life without AVGN. Keep it up!!
That “NO!” at 16:28 lol
8:22 SKELETON HUMPING
fun fact: the Conan NES game is actually a reskin of a commodore 64 game called "Myth: History In The Making" which has one of the most awesome loader songs ever
I remember playing Terminator 2 and thinking, "This must be the best game ever made! I am witnessing the apex, it just isn't fathomable that any kind of improvement in game design technology can possibly exist."
Are you being serious? 🤨
@@thema1998 I also wish to know if he's serious.
@@claudiasolomon1123 me too, we might never know....trolling by exellence
Can you play some sylvester stallone games?
Demolition man was awesome
He played Rocky and Rambo. What's left? Stop or My Mom Will Shoot on CD-I?
@Claudia Solomon It was made by LJN, and personally programmed by Fred Fuchs himself.
'Cause they can't all be bad.
Right?
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True lies was the best Arnold game ever.
Snes and genesis right? Top-down shooter. Pretty amazing!
Im playing it right now. Good stuff
**Cough cough** Terminator 3: Redemption.
21:25 that was the fastest f bombs I've heard in my entire life