Vampire Survivors - Cacophony of Visual Stimulation
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2022
- I mean.. its only 4.99$
Originally streamed/recorded on April 23rd, 2022.
Thumbnail artist / twiranux
Editor:
THEFIERYREDHEAD
/ @thefieryredhead
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985 - Ігри
For true Twitch experience back when he streamed this, watch the video in 144p
dont worry, youtube also screws up the bitrate
@@CssHDmonster yeah before i played the game i would only see screenshots and clips and it looked like mud, but the game itself has fine presentation
Jerma still remembers when you would turn the crank to see the horsey run. 144p is absolute luxury
i cant see anything lmao
God literally
I imagine him slumped back on the couch while Holly plays the game and when she asks him if he wants to play, in his head he replied but in reality he just frothed and mumbled incoherently.
who is Holly?
@@doodguytheblank2403 a crazed person that dates this maniac
@@gamerfreak164 💀whatever happend to Kim
@@doodguytheblank2403 Jerma & Kim broke up back in 2020.
@@WEndro333honestly thought it was earlier than 2020
he always feels compelled to confirm that he is indeed wearing pants
he is always gaslighting us
it is a rare occasion
He doth protest too much
This is not normal behavior and he is so good at tricking us into thinking it is
it's the constant NIGHTMARES
this seems like one of those games that i'd randomly play for 13 hours straight one day and then never again for the rest of my life
edit: as of may of 2023 i am over 200 hours deep and i cant fuckign stop someone pls send help oh god oh fuck
played it before, this is exactly what happened
It's shockingly deep and DLC just dropped. I currently have 50 hours logged of it on Steam. Not bad at all since it was on sale for a dollar.
@@anxietyonline1947 just 50 ROOKIE NUMBERS (170hours)
@@notarock42 Yeah sorry, I also have sex with women .
for a game that's only 800 mb it's one of the most addicting games I've played
Jerma brings up stories of him being high more and more often
He's such a stoner bro. No narcs here. He uses the human anal bong he made to smoke fat clouds.
He's always high. He doesn't say anything because he'd get banned for being high on stream
@@kingding9542 jerma thinks weed has nicotine in it and is addicted
Sorry I watched 1 ster video and now am fucked up mentally. But it's funny.
@@kingding9542 His blood is literally made of drugs
Playing Vampire Survivors while watching Jerma play Vampire Survivors. My eyes became pixelied, my vision bit rate is so low right now.
Btw how much did you pay for this game?
@@noviolam2618 3$ at the time and now it's only the cheap low price of 5$ I got a steal!
@@noviolam2618 Xbox it’s free
a bit for each eye
This game reminds me of what it looks like when a character plays a video game in a movie
lmao holy shit. strangely abstract pixel art game where you're constantly levelling up and there's a timer on screen. this is absolutely just a video game they play in a teen drama
@@Isaacandjed Incredibly accurate
All it needs is a very deep voiceover and the person playing it using a ps2 controller and it’s perfect
This is the video game equivalent of jingling keys in a baby’s face
Literally perfect description
And modding this game is the equivalent of learning a new language without being taught it
Not sure if you have played it, but it's not at all like that lol.
@@anxietyonline1947 I mean like, I have played it and any really good run ends up feeling like that by the end.
I played this game for 2 weeks straight getting cooked after work and eating twisties until bed and now I feel sick everytime I think of it
lmao
you are an inspiration
This is it, THIS is the zoomer sensory video turned into a game.
@@telegrandjerma33 SHORTlisted?!
@@telegrandjerma33 I'm COMPACTlisted thank you very much
18:13 Jerma aged like 40 years and his clay molded face began to crack.
It'd be incredibly funny to go back 15-20 years when all eyes were on increasingly advanced 3D tech progress and show people this like "yeah, Half Life 2 is cool and all, but check out one of the best games of 2022"
Maniac streamer folds fried egg and eats it in one bite without breaking the yolk.
this is why he compulsively says “gahlic”
"If you showed a person 15 years ago this what would they think"
'Is this Diablo 3?'
No guys, the bitrate wasn't bad. He just wanted to give a tribute to the old days of internet when 144p was the highest quality video format.
funnily enough 144p was added LATER.
@@luleta1644 I was originally gonna say 60p but I wasn't sure if that was accurate. I remember those realplayer days
Low bitrate can be caused by a lot of visual noise in the video. Video compression becomes a lot less effective. Same thing can happen on UA-cam.
i got addicted to vampire survivors bc of him playing it on stream and i grinded the shit out of it for like 2 weeks straight. literally 100%ed the game bc i was so obsessed but i havent touched it since lol
Bittersweet. Those are some of the best games, and the only alternate situation for me is playing something and having to convince myself that it’s fun/ worth X$
@@JJEERRPP Destiny 2 moment
Best $3 I ever spent. Over 36 hours for that price? Tough to beat that cost-to-entertainment ratio.
@@lilwyvern4 I have 600 hours in pictopix and it only costs like $5.
@@timewellspent8137 my face after $300 in DLC and 1600 hours of sadomasochistic torture
the stream when jerma hires 60thousand ants to walk around the screen
What the hell does this mean
You know, I was once referred to as a "Cacophony of voices" and I'm proud of that
very nice sir
4:30 ive never heard someone sound more like an alien pretending to be a human
It makes me happy Jerma is also a Garlic Enjoyer. I was clowned on for loving Garlic. But now we have Blood Astronomia and it's been beefed up in endgame
WAIT FR? IS THAT WHAT THE LATEST UPDATE WAS?? GARLIC LOVERS RISE UP!!! 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
I used to run garlic as well until I grew up and got some hair on my chest. Try drinking some milk, you might get over garlic sooner.
@@obamagaming9456 Hey there guy, I see it's been 10 days since you made this comment and nobody has liked it yet. I believe in you! You will get one...one day.
this feels like the kind of game that would be on a kids computer in an 80's movie, and i feel like im the mother coming in to tell the kid to go to bed and hes like "one moment mom im almost leveled up in Vampire Survivors!!!"
its weird seeing him get so invested in a game i love it
16:58 jerma would make a good comic accurate wolverine, he’s already got the most important part of the physique (incredibly short)
His excitement at being able to pull off the joker is nothing short of disturbing
Cursed Jerma intros are the best
Honestly if Elden ring and god of war didn’t come out this year vampire survivors would be my game of the year
11:18 I thought Jerma was gaslighting me about having a dog with him. What a treacherous stream environment this fiend creates
4:45
Yes, constantly. I add a bit of dill and some garlic salt and eat them in one bite. And you're right, it's always three eggs when I'm in that mood.
got to love a game that melts my eyes like the bitrate
Thank you Jeremy for making me feel validated for watering down my juice
I was planning on doing homework but now I'm entranced by this video. I am exactly like jeremy was when he was watching holly play
This game truly is addicting as hell and so much fun. I even got a mobile version of it and beat it to completion
Wtf, there is mobile version??? Downloading rn
Didn’t know, thanks
@@Redaft well it’s not called vampire survivors but the one I got is Grim Night heroes. It’s fun, but gets way too easy eventually
@telegrandjerma33 When the account is sus!!
every time he levels up, my pixels are stolen from me 😅😅
Real person: Hey Jerma how do you look so young for your age?
Jerma: I'm a very wet person.
16:27 , also it seems that Jerma is under the impression that having big muscles will make you taller.
dudes say big to mean muscled or jacked
VS is absolutely the best game I've played this year I can't recommend it enough
I wish you guys would render in 1080p all the time because youtube is crushing the bitrate too much on videos that use 720p like this one
Only just started playing this game today and that title is accurate. I'm having a sensory break right now.
This is extremely funny, thank you Andy
Forced egg eating stream waiting room
like, 80 bucks
jerma talking about eating eggs like that gave me a disgustingly vivid mental image and I can't get it out. Thanks, Jerma!
I love my Castlevania-flavored skinner box slot machine crack, mmm-mm. Love picking Queen Sigma max-curse, rings and shrouds, skull o maniac and then whatever weapons/tarots I feel like and just relaxing with music. lol
God that is hypnotic!
Good lord, this game slaughters bitrates like there's no tomorrow. Mangles them, even.
I understand what he means about the eggs. I love eggs.
14:07 why does jerma look so deepfaked here. I'm convinced he has some type of natural camouflage to hide from predators
Anyone else notice that Vampire Survivors has become the latest game to be copied in mobile game ads
This is a perfect Steam Deck game.
I have the flu rn, and when he started talking about eggs in his mouth I thought I was gonna hurl
oh nice this stream ruled!
This is jerma chats cocomelon
Jeremy Sensory Video
I played 70 hours of this game in a week he really wasn't kidding lol. The game is great.
Hey bro! Jerma985 contacted you to give you a FREE pc! You better accept that offer so you don't miss your chance!
I guess store-bought lemonade is different in the US. All the lemonade I buy at grocery stores here is made specifically to be diluted, usually with either four or seven parts water per each part lemonade. Undiluted it's a viscous, undrinkable syrup, basically.
Now I want him to return to Risk of Rain holy shit
Ikr
I thank God I saw this on oney plays and I'm thanking God again seeing g Jeremy play it
this vid is chill
this is me pausing this video because i'm worried I might spoil the perfect video to fall asleep to. Jerma stream more of this because sleeping people are the perfect people to show commercials to.
i know this is a good game because i get a tetris effect with the xp gems after I finish playing.
i heard this guy breathes through his eyes
Have you considered cutting around the yolk and eating it like a savory fruit gusher ?
Chat “This is an ad”
Jerma “Honestly-
*Cuts to ad in UA-cam*
After 50 years of technological advancements in gaming, we have finally made it! Digital heroin!
Digital cocaine!
I need more visual stimulation.
12:00 my dads partner is diabetic so she dilutes orange juice, it doesn't taste awful you just have to make sure you're getting proper orange juice and not the "orange drink" stuff you can find.
Edit to add: reason I bought uo her diabetes is bcs she can't drink orange juice unless it's diluted otherwise her sugars spike upwards
Wolverine is canonically 5’4” so Jerma could definitely pull off a Wolverine cosplay
I can't believe Jerma was banished and cast from the village...
Jerma is epic
someone should make a mod that replaces death's sprite with pinwheel
Sprite modding is stupid easy, I could do it in like 10 minutes
I got a feeling
i think he was high
this is an amazing game
Jesus murphy the bitrate
youtube compression moment
14:07 GAHLIC
14:07 movie highschool bully haircut
4:31 I'm.....I'm not the only one!!!
14:10 Gahlic moment
old Jerma trying to break out
this video is an eric andre special
He's just watching a video
JERMA IS A FELLOW JUICE DILUTER YES
First time I've seen him being genuine. Unless he is on another plane of irony, if so he has me fooled.
somebody should make a mod for this game where you play as Jerma and his attack is the fnaf jumpscare sound
it would scale with duration, area, and amount
UNIRONICALLY GAME OF THE YEAR
I regret discovering the context of the intro
zerma high off the zaza
Ive beat the game but ive never evolved the whip JERMA GIVES ME SCHIZOPHRENIA
Mad man reveals his strategy for consuming unfertilized poultry fetuses
Jerma’s just a slightly more convincing Thin Man.
4:47 jerma proving he is in fact a cartoon character
When the tome is empty! 😳
Jerma that's a good idea to dilute those drinks. They're really bad for you!
8:45 i think this is truly the most pissed i have seen him lol
21:30 i literally feel like im tripping on lsd with the quality of this
18:18 I can only see a pixelated joker streaming a 144p quality game
Wolverine is notoriously short even if he's jacked. Jerma can pull him off.
Holy shit he started on the egg discussion when it hit me that we DO LOOP the same argument every stream wtf
9:34
*barf drinker appears*
The new starting soon music reminds me of bleed by meshuggah
I would force give Jerma my unregistered firearm if I ever saw him in person
Me trying to imagine Jerma eating eggs the way he does actually almost made me vomit.