How am I supposed to rule over these peasants without my GOO!? Editor: SwizzlyBubbles @SwizzlyBubbles Originally streamed on February 22nd 2023. Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
I remember that time I found Jerma in the alley behind my home, suckling the grease from an empty pizza box. When he saw me he hissed like a snake and crawled up the wall.
7:34 Absolutely uncanny. I paused the video, came back with a cup of coffee, and right as I took a sip Jerma asked "did you just drink coffee?" They're going to have to increase my pills after this one.
@@noob19087 You're going about it all wrong. I've found that doing *hardcore fent and horse tranquilizer sessions* at least 3 times a day can lessen the maddening influence of Jerma's silver tongue by like 5%. 😊
A week after this stream, there was a patch for Pizza Tower which "moved Gustavo's position to be less confusing in Ancient Cheese in that one bomb section" and I'm absolutely convinced it was in response to 23:33
Funny how he mentioned “nobody sits there trying to whistle for hours. They can either do it or they can’t.” I wasn’t able to whistle until I was 18 years old. I always just thought it was something I would never be able to do. One day I decided that I would practice all day at work. I spent actual hours stocking tires at Goodyear while blowing air out of my lips in different ways until I could finally emit a crude whistling noise
Not until Mario gets Luigi involved, and they break out the bros moves. Peppino can only get hit like what, 6 times in a boss battle? One Green shell and he's DONE.
"You shoulda used Nova Bomb~" "What but I just used a nuke on you 30 minutes ago" "Yes but you shoulda used Nova Bomb, now I win. All mine" "I can't *believe* I lost to this GOO!"
How can Jerma, the living embodiment of a random noise generator, not know how to whistle? That's absolutely jarring, but somehow exactly to code for him.
someone PLEASE tell jerma he can set the deadzones for the analog stick in the options. that makes it so much easier to crawl through gaps and do shinesparks and stuff like that
history class is just "in the southeastern islands, There once was a mighty kingdom, Then there was a crab, It destroyed the kingdom, wriggled through the sea, reached the southern part of our megacontinent and then exploded, creating the biggest lake in the planet."
I remember back in 2017-2018, i think, where Pizza Tower was a really popular Sonic Mania mod, but then it kind of dissapeared from my consiusness until this video came out.
There are almost 3 minutes between Jerma saying "Wild Hearts" and him actually showing the footage. Felt way longer having to scroll through the footage to find the game's name He did this before, where he just shyly says a game's name, slowly describes what happened in it and 10 minutes later shows the footage
Yo Jerma got some good advice for your analog gameplay: usually if your having trouble with moving around in games with analog, there is a way to up the sensitivity on it. id try fiddling with it, could make the games alot easier to play.
@@litkale6329 that’s interesting, I was aware of that but I thought the sprite was different to this. I’ll have to try the grab move mentioned above, I have a lot of trouble killing momentum while dashing
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I remember that time I found Jerma in the alley behind my home, suckling the grease from an empty pizza box. When he saw me he hissed like a snake and crawled up the wall.
Classic jerma
I think that was just a Snake dude.
I need proof of this!!!
Do not disturb the creature during mealtime
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 what's the difference
"I gotta populate the world," he says, as he drops a bear into the exact middle of the sea.
7:34 Absolutely uncanny. I paused the video, came back with a cup of coffee, and right as I took a sip Jerma asked "did you just drink coffee?" They're going to have to increase my pills after this one.
jerma is omnicient after all
@@wodawiod5447 This is the 7th bag of coffee I've buried in the sand for Jerma already, hope this finally works. The pills do nothing.
@@noob19087 You're going about it all wrong. I've found that doing *hardcore fent and horse tranquilizer sessions* at least 3 times a day can lessen the maddening influence of Jerma's silver tongue by like 5%. 😊
@@NewportNibbler If you go to Colombia, *STAY AWAY* from the mountains
@@noob19087 Thanks for the ominous warning teehee! Alright, I'm off to huff some *formaldehyde.* 😁
A week after this stream, there was a patch for Pizza Tower which "moved Gustavo's position to be less confusing in Ancient Cheese in that one bomb section" and I'm absolutely convinced it was in response to 23:33
if jerma was god (which he is) we would be fucked (which we are)
god is dead (silly) & we have killed him
it's fun to pretend that we have a chance!
Jerma is the leader of Capitalism?😨😨
@@aturchomicz821 The Golden Idol of Jermaism
@@aturchomicz821 Mr. Greenz owns all that you know
29:11 i thought that was jerma perfectly immitating the kos scream for a moment
It sounds like him 💀
SAME
Jerma beat Vigilante on his first try but failed the quick-time segment at the end that gives you three whole seconds to press a single button.
Can't react in 3 whole seconds? Whaaaat? This is the guy that can dodge an axe!
Literally the only place I've seen what happens if you fail
"Put it back in the holster."
the sheer idea of jerma being god is hysterical, like he blesses a civillation just get sad and angry when the die to the demons HE summoned
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippy EXCUSE ME?
@@TippyHippy thanks, he must love it there
I guess you could say the sock was free real estate
Sublte animosity in that "Do people just...live?"
Absolute sadist at seeing the living and breathing
he hates all life on earth!
@@dogf421 Animosity Andy
*YEEOOOOWWWWW*
23:09 The way Peppino looks down as Jerma screams makes it feel like Jerma is actually experiencing Peppino's emotions in that moment
Funny how jerma is able to make some of the most demonic unhuman sounds yet hes unable to whistle
It's because whistling is a human noise
Same to be honest. I just can' to do it.
Jerma: *Senses weird impossible incestuous things might be going on with his tribes*
"I... I think I need to hit them with a tornado."
The American Midwest
Funny how he mentioned “nobody sits there trying to whistle for hours. They can either do it or they can’t.”
I wasn’t able to whistle until I was 18 years old. I always just thought it was something I would never be able to do. One day I decided that I would practice all day at work. I spent actual hours stocking tires at Goodyear while blowing air out of my lips in different ways until I could finally emit a crude whistling noise
27:10 he stole the joke a chatter made during the simpson hit and run stream about giving the controller bite marks lol. YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS.
recycled joke andy
Fucked up that pizza face guy tried to blow up Jerma’s house.
What's fucked up is that he failed. Jerma's still out there...
Oh my God, he’s God
How could he be so cruel house
Well, I think you're a big boy.
Man, you should _drop deeead_
A+ reference, gold star for you.
@@CharlieCreedonWells Love some Fesh Pince references in my Jerma
HALLELUJAH
Peppino is such a madman he could probably beat the crap out of other 2d platforming characters like Mario.
peppino would wring marios fucking neck
Peppino solos the entire Nintendo lineup if they piss him off enough
@Fake Slim Shady I wouldn't say that when Wario exists, if they fought it would probably cause a singularity
@@leakyrobot7292 no, they'd just have a scream-off
Not until Mario gets Luigi involved, and they break out the bros moves.
Peppino can only get hit like what, 6 times in a boss battle?
One Green shell and he's DONE.
29:00 that definitely is orphan of kos. If you edit it a little bit, you can make it sound exactly the same, probably
It's because Orphan of Kos samples Mel Blanc
"You shoulda used Nova Bomb~"
"What but I just used a nuke on you 30 minutes ago"
"Yes but you shoulda used Nova Bomb, now I win. All mine"
"I can't *believe* I lost to this GOO!"
Lol I loved that cameo
He can't understand why the npcs refuse to heed the instructions he's shouting at his monitor
“grey goo? What’s this?”
JERMA NO
as a furry i approve of this silly joke
worldbox and pizza tower is a crossover I never expected but don't dislike?
also 19:13 for the potential worst gamer moment of the year
How can Jerma, the living embodiment of a random noise generator, not know how to whistle? That's absolutely jarring, but somehow exactly to code for him.
what if you wanted to develop a civilization with your fellow people, but god said “hey what does this do?”
someone PLEASE tell jerma he can set the deadzones for the analog stick in the options. that makes it so much easier to crawl through gaps and do shinesparks and stuff like that
well hes already beat the game
they only added the deadzone for crawling after this stream happened. honestly i think it was added in response to that one moment in pizzascape
Or he could just learn to use a controller like a normal person could.
@@mountaindewdruggie He's using a controller.
@@mannmctrashYes but not like a normal person would.
history class is just "in the southeastern islands, There once was a mighty kingdom, Then there was a crab, It destroyed the kingdom, wriggled through the sea, reached the southern part of our megacontinent and then exploded, creating the biggest lake in the planet."
So happy to see worldbox get more eyes on it:) By the way, there was a HUGE update not long ago, a lot of stuff was added!
This is his world and we're all just living in it.
26:58 Legendary chat member moment for even remembering that this game exists
Of course the first creature jerma finds is the evolutionary progenitor to the byeah
I remember back in 2017-2018, i think, where Pizza Tower was a really popular Sonic Mania mod, but then it kind of dissapeared from my consiusness until this video came out.
29:23 yeah, I watched a clip of re4make and I swear I heard that rusty gate opening sound buried in the mix. That "chu-HEE-hooouhhh" sound
29:12 PSYCHO STREAMER LOSES IT
Wasnt expecting peppino to be on the thumbnail
Very in character for a god to make a huge island of precious resources "for me" and kill any mortal that tried to take advantage of it.
0:36 yeah thats what we kinda do
this made me burst out laughing
Jerma as God is straight up the funniest concept
It would be nice to have the game title somewhere in the vid or description.
It’s WorldBox and Pizza Tower
15:52 for if y'all are ready to get funky.
you have a playlist with Sargon of Akkad's dogwater podcast in it, your definition of funky is probably Reveille or civil war marching music
@@aidanrock8719 I fail to see how that has literally _anything_ to do with Pizza Tower.
10:11
Commodore Norrington off the coast of Tripoli be like
23:08. omg peppino's face when you drift off an edge! it was at this moment he knew he fucked up.
im so glad im not the only adult in the world who cant whistle
This video should've been titled "Orphan of Krust"
Pizza tower has such strong Jazz Jackrabbit vibes and I love it!
Surprised Jerma didn't start talking about being Amish while playing Pizza Tower
I'm happy that Jerma and Holly play games together. That's awesome.
I love how the guy who started his own kingdom and then outgrew them all, hins name was "Ez".
Ez game ez life
That guy was playing the plot of dragon quest 1
19:00 I couldn't whistle so I set aside a weekend to learn when I was like 7 and I figured it out.
Man can make every noise under the sun but can't whistle
Peppino is if Jerma owned a pizzeria but was also Mario.
There are almost 3 minutes between Jerma saying "Wild Hearts" and him actually showing the footage. Felt way longer having to scroll through the footage to find the game's name
He did this before, where he just shyly says a game's name, slowly describes what happened in it and 10 minutes later shows the footage
Can’t believe WorldBox of all things managed to outshine Pizza Tower
using a steven universe clip for a 2ndjerma upload is disorienting enough in itself but specifically the nge reference is wild
It jumpscared me as well cause I was just looking back through old episodes like 10 minutes ago
i love how that implies jerma is aware of steven universe’s existence.
I like to think it's the perspective of Jerma's people in Worldbox watching him mess up the world with pizza.
@@twindrill2852 highly doubt that, jerma isn't the one selecting the intro clips
dude i saw the fucking into an im like. Holy shit steven universe has an eva reference wtffffffff
Lore of God's pizzabox momentum 100
I'm glad worldbox is so popular now that even the no.1 psychopath is playing it
Watching the gameplay of pizza tower legit gave me a migraine
It is insane to me that a guy who can beatbox and make the noises he can isn’t able to whistle.
I love pizza
Jeremy momment
The Orphan of Koz is just hangry because the hunter killed the pizza delivery man.
I cannot believe that is the source of Orphan of Kos noises...
YERMA!
I could watch Jerma play WorldBox for literal days straight
22:16 Jerma spelling the 5th letter of the English alphabet.
I saw Peppino on the thumbnail
Jerma just samurai jack'd "Honor" I m fucking laughing
I legit thought he clickbaited pizza tower
18:06 Jerma has been known to make unspeakable sounds with his weird mouth yet doesn’t know how to whistle
This was a terrifying video. This man should not be given any sort of power over the lives of others
i really wanna see jerma play cruelty squad, he'll have a fkn stroke lmao
STEVEN UNIVERSE!!
PIZZA TOWER!!!!!
Pizza Time gives me Super Jail vibes.
holy moly
Yo Jerma got some good advice for your analog gameplay:
usually if your having trouble with moving around in games with analog, there is a way to up the sensitivity on it.
id try fiddling with it, could make the games alot easier to play.
what game is this?
ATEVEN UNIVERSE IN A JERMA VIDEO I AMSO HAPPY
JERMA!!!
I rate this stream P for PIZZA
Even when he got two of the worst moments in gaming history...
What if he said *PENIS* instead of *PIZZA?* That would be pretty funny I think
worldbox is underrated as hell
31:55 Why thank you jeremy :)
15:52
If anyone is here for funny pizza Italian man Vinny vinesauce game
Jerma should really see a video on youtube called "Found VHS Australian TV Ads 2006"
SLAYERS X : TERMINAL AFTERMATH : VENGANCE OF THE SLAYER
32:56 appreciate it 🐖
Jerma discovers that there is a lot of incest at the beginnings of civilizations and decides the only option is to destroy them.
bruh yeah
Pizza time
The first game is Super WorldBox.
You’re welcome, everyone.
Grandpa gaming
Literally Tamrielic lore
Not the WorldBox part
Funny Funyun man eats gif and absorbs gis pizza powers
hws the noise guy and cant whistle
if this game had cars jerma would've had a 20/10 experience
YOU CAN CLIMB THE VINES IN ANCIENT CHEESE?
yeah TIL lmao and i have 101%
Does anyone know how he did that spinning dive move at 27:30?
It’s grabbing than switching directions, If you use it than grab run in the other direction it can sometimes be faster than turning around normally
In addition you can do a sort of special dive straight down by performing a regular dive and pressing a at the same time.
@@litkale6329 that’s interesting, I was aware of that but I thought the sprite was different to this. I’ll have to try the grab move mentioned above, I have a lot of trouble killing momentum while dashing
Lol he cut out all the people mocking wildhearts
Jerma on high
15:55 for Pizza Tower
analog andy
what is this, some sort of Pizza Tower?
dave stridder