Strength Build Golfer
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2022
- No brains, no brawns, no Toadstool spawn.
Originally streamed/recorded on March 9th, 2022.
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remember, he's not actually fast enough to dodge an axe. he's just trying to convince you he is because in reality every point went into charisma
I dare you to swing an axe at this maniac, and then rethink this comment
As someone who's spent years working on their charisma skills through mental temperament and working on my body language and speech patterns, can confirm that's how it works.
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He MIGHT still dodge it though. Remember, he also has his luck maxed out but he can only dodge like Scooby Doo style
All two of the points.
he just convinces the axe to turn around and hit the person using it, because when have they once considered the axe their friend and NOT just a tool for their own selfish desires?
Idk why so many people try to charge him with a battle axe, he'll dodge it every time.
Because he sparks and catches fire if he's charged with a regut power adapter.
Man with an entire food pyramid tier for mayonnaise avoids pistachios over Health Concerns
What the fuck
At least he enjoys the best ice cream, pistachio
First sane take
I was literally going to say “the campaign was so short that I’m surprised he got 45 minutes of highlights” and halfway through he’s playing picross lol
Literally
Bro I work 12 hour shifts everyday for the rich man .. now i also make money by eating food & getting high on my UA-cam channel 💯😂
@@SevenHunnid .
dude i love squisherz
@Finally 🅥ban
I think the funnier thing about the toad stuff was implying that the two jobs he'd have to work in order to support all of his kids is both being a golf commentator and then immediately playing the same game he's commentating.
Jerma's spiral of accidental Toad racism was so funny.
accidental?
I was in tears 😆
replace toad with jerome and a million with six and it becomes the most vile hate speech that has ever been put on the internet
@@rando5708based
I think you guys underestimate how long jerma was hyperventilating during Big Brain Academy. This man was doing math with his LIFE on the line and was *Failing*
Hello stripez
And we never got to see the brain type in this video because the editor decided to cut it. Literally no brains on that guy.
still cant believe he was a substitute teacher
The birth of the "I can dodge a battleaxes" lie that he keeps telling us like he's still the fit and strong gym rat he was 15 years ago.
the assertion that jerma could dodge an axe if you swung it at him is literally the only thing stopping him from going into a meltdown at any given moment
he's not been the same since he got addicted to hard, unrefined copium
He might not be able to do many things. but you bet your ASS he can dodge an AXE!
update: he wants to do an axe-dodging stream
If holly doesnt come at Jerma with a foam nerf axe when he least expects it at some point to see how well he can dodge it i will be very disappointed.
Someone make a petition and link it to chat. Let’s make this happen
it needs to be a real axe. so the adrenaline kicks in and he can dodge it
jerma does the toad voice at 4:57 and stops (hopefully forever) at 5:24
I was hoping he'd never stop 😔
You mean elmo?
I thought it was a Mickey mouse
The way he says "you see" sends me over the moon every time I hear it. Toad Voice for best voice of 2022
@@PastoriosMuppetusit's basically the shpee voice so really its best voice of 2014
Once again I love this 45 minute and 48 second video filled EXCLUSIVELY with Mario Golf content and nothing else
Still kinda miffed he didn’t follow up with Mario Pixel it’s Picross but Mario
@@cats1970 I imagine you mean "Mario Piccross"? While fantastic, it's not very Mario at all. There's only a handful of puzzles that are actually of mario stuff.
@@TheWrathAbove Woah it’s called differently in my country I guess! Sure the Mario parts are a minority but the little animations truly make it up for me :)
His Toad voice was spine-chilling.
The man that can't take off a jumper too quickly and hurts himself laughing is going to dodge an axe
Very glad he plans on signing the Controller Standardization Act
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Jerma’s so fast his brain got left behind
Apt description of adhd
@@JacobKinsley that entire part of the video was so fucking funny as someone who also has ADHD. could literally see how his brain was misfiring because I do that shit too
He really is scout tf2
he's just like me fr
That Toad impression is downright Lovecraftian
help
Its straight up machiavellian
18:35
"Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs."
"Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!"
"Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs."
"Toads don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Toadsworth has a f***ing beard! They're mammals!"
Toad is a mammal that lays eggs which means that they are canonically a platypus
Jerma hasn't been the same since he lost 24 in that car accident.
i personally think jerma's next big stream should consist of him trying to file his taxes and pay rent but every 5 minutes someone comes into the room to annoy him
Jerma being completely convinced that mushrooms lay eggs is certainly one of the things that have happened
you could make a case that spores are kinda like eggs. youd be wrong but still.
I love how his first example of practical knowledge is someone surprise attacks you with a battle axe
5:40 jerma talking how mario characters have a really weird way of comunication, makes me think that jerma could be an actual mario character disguising as a "normal human being".
oh this is just GREAT... ANOTHER Jerma stream to sit through. My day is ruined.
Jerma bragging about his girlfriend plugging in a cable with minimal wiggle room is quite humorous yet charming
I skipped to a random point in the video, and this guy transitions immediately from trying to attack Toad because he’s the most vulnerable person out on the course, to getting a full golf swing right to the balls and complaining about improper golf etiquette. Who is this guy. Who the fuck am I WATCHING
Strength build golfer is an unbelievably good title
2022 and he's still malding over the mario tennis stream from 2018, hope he has a legendary meltdown in this game too
1:37 "Don't I beat the shit out of these people on a daily basis? Why are they, like, fans of mine?"
Jerma has never seen Dragonball Z.
big group of Goombas crowded around the TV in Hell watching Mario’s adventures
this comment is a sleeper hit
Wait he's 37??? In a few years he'll be streaming nothing but puzzle games and sports simulators
What's that new Wii Xstation?
Don't forget game show games like Wheel of Fortune and Family Fued. It already happened to Game Grumps
@@nessesaryschoolthing didn't they have weird Al on one of those?
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS They did
@@nessesaryschoolthing fun
"I'm a visual savant. Except for that one, and that one, and that other visual test too..."
wait until jerma finds out fungi are closer related to animals than they are to plants
do NOT teach him this it will BREAK him
I remember not being able to understand what the hell Jerma was on during some of his Big Brain Academy excuses and rants. I haven't slept for 36 hours and now it literally makes perfect sense. I've gone from "looga this idiot not understand how bugs work" to "yeah what the FUCK they're not cold blooded they barely have any blood yeah right on jerma you'd think of a lizard". I just had to lower myself to his level
Despite being a devout catholic, I usually just smoke a cocktail of meth, crack and freebase dmt to get on Jerma's level. But maybe I'll try sleep deprivation next stream. Thanks for aligning me with my faith without sacrificing my interests
@@DriOXZ look at how this evil jerma has tempted you to sin so. i pray for you and thank the lord you have seen a way out.
Jerma’s toad smoked for 60 years straight
Julie kaffner moment
I thought she was gonna surprise him with an axe but she was nice and plugged the dumb man's headphones in
Seeing Birdo next to a Mii makes this game have an air of the fetishistic that I am not prepared for...
really? it wasn't the "call me mommy" part?
i do not under stand
let me tell you pal, im soon to bust. and thats the truth, its just the truth.
@@phoebelovesYOU ？？？？？
Everytime he pauses like that in any dialog game I already know I'm gonna hear the worst voice
Jerma may be able to dodge an ax with perfect frame precision, but how well can he swing an ax?
Only with two hands
Boomer streamer enjoys elderly citizens' favorite pastime.
I went to sleep with jerma clips in the background, I have not felt so bad in a long time
For some reason the words "Pink Yoshi fucked up big time" is hilarious to me.
36:25 Jerma confirms that he IS in fact the scout from team fortress
"I'm NOT GOING TO PLAY PICROSS"
I swear at this point I may as well just skip a minute ahead to the picross section since the golf section's over apparently
is there a compilation of all the times Jerma has mentioned being able to dodge a battle axe?
There should be, i’d watch the shit out of that
@Marsh Thanks!
"R1 R1 R1 R1"
His first interaction with this world was terrible and violent.
the segment where jerma is unabashedly racist towards toads fucking slays me lol
"not raycis jus dont loike em, simple as"- jerma
I wonder if this guy could dodge an axe
Jerma the egg-layer doesn't realise there's any other way of reproduction
Is your Brain capable of dodging a Battle Axe in point-blank range?
I like how some sprinting at him with a battle ax has happened to him so much that it's now a "practical occurrence"
"The navel orangeworm feeds on a variety of fruits and nuts and is the most damaging caterpillar in pistachio. Almonds, figs, pomegranates, and walnuts are also major hosts. The pistachio nut is susceptible to infestation as soon as hull split occurs." Worms are in pistachios
My theory is that Mushroom Kingdom is like a Westworld style theme park a million years in the future when science has advanced so much that the world is indistinguishable from VR. You can change ur body out like “skins” etc and the entire of Mushroom Kingdom is set up for the guest (Mario) to play a game for entertainment. My dad works at Nintendo and he confirmed this for me.
Imagine watching this video and not knowing Jerma is responding to chat
Shooter mcgavin’s response is a very Jerma response. Although Jerma would proceed to talk at length about how he doesn’t even know what shit tastes like.
I had no idea Mario Golf was like this. This looks way more fun than Wii Sports golf
"golf camp" sounds like the most bougie shit
Wow I can’t believe this golf game has! Really revolutionary when they decide to put new stuff in like. Good job!
Hey, Toad, did you lay this egg?
41:04 Jerma summoning his inner New York Taxi Driver
4:08 - Jeremy almost escaped the simulation
As always, thank you so much for this!
Him confusing Big Brain Academy with Brain Age has to have been a bit. I refuse to believe otherwise
27:54 I thought he was talking about the pixel art and I fucking lost it
definitely right up there in my list of top ten streamers who could definitely dodge an axe
Another day, another jerma video of a stream where no eldritch horror where unleashed. Yep.
Jerma releases a golf video on my birthday? This truly is the best birthday present.
he released it so nobody would come to you're birthday since they'd be too busy watching this
I believe that Jerma would dodge the axe because there's that clip of him snapping a bug out of the air with his fingers while he was drunk
Jerma should get lessons over the winter and come back with the first stream of the year being a 9 hole stream
his toad voice sends shivers down my spine
The phrase “Strength Build Golfer” is absurdly funny to me and I have no idea why
jerma being bad at brain age and defaulting to his physical battle capabilities is so funny
“You don’t understand. Toad *fucks* .“
Best chat message ever read.
Making Jerma play Big Brain is just a humiliation ritual
i will never feel prepared for the toad voice
Jerma teaching chat how to play picross is one of my favourite tropes
"Would you like to see the perfect controller?" as he proceeds to get mad at the controller
Today was the first time I ever heard of "golf camp", I didn't realize Jerma was upper class.
17:27 "you don't understand, toad fucks"
watching Jerma try and complete brain age puzzles is like watching those commercials for shitty mobile games. they make you want to buy them because you know you could do better
i really loved the part when he got an actual axe irl and murdered that family of 4 in front of chat, it was really cool
I fell asleep wathing this video and had a terrible day the next day, thank you Jerma
it was too big to be considered a driver, too heavy, too rough, it would have been more accurate to call it a mace
I'm getting golf ads during this video lmao very appropriate
5:02 the bird from don't hug me I'm scared
20:45 I declare this . . . good enough!
35:30 That's one fast caterpillar.
Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen dodge an axe
the hot mic joke has me dying 😂😂
Golf
Another Chargin’ Chuck W.
Road zerks off in the Forest
4:52 RARE OTTO MOMENT :D
44:44 LOL he IS self aware sometimes
I'm surprised Jerma never knew that Mario games are just performances and the side games like golf and stuff are actually their reality.
The big brain academy segment made me feel seen.
I really want to approach jerma with a battle axe now
this is my favorite episode of birdie wing
30:00 That hurt to watch. We love Jerma
Jerma is a HIMBO
i think my favourite part of the stream was him talking about how amazing the switch controller is and then ranting for the rest of the stream about how it wasn't working properly
his toad impression was unnerving