absolutely LOVE the last one, getting a normal one and then immediately getting smacked with fucking Ace Attorney out of nowhere was such a lovely ending
1:38 I got another one for you: every person in America wanting to have a dictator president should go visit places under tyrannical rule like Cuba or China
They'll find out if he wins. Imagine replacing everyone with those willing to get on their knees. It's scary. Further, Imagine him with no restraints period. The mainstream media would be doomed.
You saying the ending one wasn't non political, just not politically American, implies there's a country where politics consist of Ace Attourney memes. That's the country I want to live in.
The "We know better than the guy that made it" hits me hard... I can't count the times I've had people explain to me what things *I invented* means or how they are "meant" to be used.
I live in Texas (which is one of those states and really the only reason worth living here is less taxes, food and nature I guess. The government is absolutely f*cking useless and evil) I'm lucky to have an 11.50 paying job that essentially leaves me with barely any hours. The job I wanted in the first place was a Michael's with $9/hour-
15:12 i got to assist with the early voting initiative in 2020, which included ballot counting - sorting by zip code and feeding them into machines, which cut a 48 hour job down to about 13. But the next county over had a massive issue where ALL their ballot counters were out of commission, so counting was extended 2 days while their ballots were processed manually. Neighboring counties were all sending clerks to assist, and we did manage to process the lot by about 10 pm with a little camaraderie and a lot of catering. Shit happens, and there's A LOT of people. The voting clerks work as quickly as they can, but we're only human, after all.
Wut? They have a representative democracy for their legislature and a republican executive (which is heavily influenced by democratic local elections, as in the elections for the states)
10:46 this is grossly misrepresented. Free speech doesn't mean you can insult someone because you dislike them. And it wasn't "just a clip" she completely lied and slandered him. He wasn't even GOING to sue her until other people pointed out just how bad he was slandered
@@mikkj1 Freedom of speech is a principle that supports the freedom of an individual or a community to articulate their opinions and ideas without fear of retaliation, censorship, or legal sanction. This was pulled straight from Wikipedia. Insults are NOT free speech but instead hateful misconduct.
@@KirbysPVS Technically, in the definition you have given, insults are free speech, as they are ideas (ex. the idea that smb is a dick). That is what we call absolute freedom of speech. No nation in the world has that, hence why libel and slander are crimes. An insult can be slanderous or it can be vague enough to not be considered stating an untruthful fact, hence why you cant really convict people who say "you suck, you are stupid" etc. TL;DR: insults are too big a category, some are protected, some are slanderous and can be prosecuted.
I saw this in my recommendations??? How rare is it to see a '15 seconds ago' in your recommendations? Eh pretty cool thing to see when opening UA-cam Anyway yay new video!!! :D
As someone who's currently binge watching the entirety of the ace attorney series (currently on the third game), I was very surprised and happy to see the ace attorney segment being done justice
1:20 I assure you the Ark in Kentucky is still up and running. My mom went there with my grandma and she mentioned how there were cages that had dinosaur names on them. And how there was "take back the rainbow" merch.
18:48 man’s got such a fetish with the letter x he even named his child with it. Worst thing is that he coulda gone with Xavier and saved the poor kid so much suffering
1:24 ark encounter is still in existence. Very cool, just went this summer, and for those who have questions about Christianity, I would highly endorse reading Cold-Case Christianity by J. Warner Wallace.
22:21 sorry to burst the bubble but the only difference between Hitler and Churchill was the fact that Churchill wasn't a fan of Hitler attacking the UK
The last meme is my favorite, I don’t mind political posts, and seeing people get flamed for stupid political tweets is fun, but having the last post be (IMO) one of the best, really speaks to it’s quality, especially the Ace Attorney skit afterwords.
5:40 It's funny how the focus on Dubai like it’s the whole country! Imagine thinking everyone in the US lives like the people in Manhattan! ALSO UAE is a “ socialist” country by their standards ( free health care, benefits for the elderly widowed women and orphans unemployment benefit ETC)!
8:55 Pretty sure that was just a clickbait headline. In their actual article they do go over every shitty thing these guys do. And spoiler alert, those 6.2M openings, most are fake. To get tax benefits (and to disguise unpaid work as "interview and project shows" from prospective candidates)
Who the fuck honestly says "is food a right?". Um, YES, people kinda need to eat in order to live. But what would a greedy, rich politician know about that?
Oh, hey, a clevercomebacks that was actually fun this time and not saturated with hyper specific US politics and what was there of US politics was entertaining, watching this after the last r/Clevercomebacks video was like switching to Bluesky Edit: Nvm there was a big stretch of US politics that wasn't very fun, but then it ended it with one of my favorite twitter threads of all time
16:31 Vehemently is pronounced Vee Hem ent (like the ents in LOTR) lee. I never understand why some words are spelled the way they are. I have a doozy for you on the word Bomb if you want to know. It's old but it's true for American English. 😄
Don't worry, it's not just the US. The brainrot in most political scenes around the world is unreal. Never a chill day with nobody royally fucking over anybody else.
“Every college socialist should try living in Marxist regime for 6 months” “Every capitalists should try living under $7.25 minimum wage” Dear socialists, I just wanted to remind you that those are often THE SAME COUNTRIES. So, miss smart socialist “comebacker”, you just took capitalism at its worst and added gulags and closed the borders👍 P. S. No, I am not US republican, I am Russian liberal, so yea, had some references.
You're better off not understanding the metaphors, but basically the first post is claiming that it's okay for men to be with multiple women but not the other way around
The cognitive dissonance of so-called 'devout Christians' like Kevin Sorbo, who go on about Jesus all the time whilst directly spitting in the face of his teachings (e.g. here literally arguing that 'caring for thy neighbour' is a bad thing) must be staggering.
So....i get the job problem. The requirements are ridiculous. But lets say you meet the requirements. Isn't $10,75 an hour better than being unemployed and not getting any salary at all? Not working is $0 an hour. $10,75 is still better than nothing
absolutely LOVE the last one, getting a normal one and then immediately getting smacked with fucking Ace Attorney out of nowhere was such a lovely ending
also robin's edgeworth impression is fucking amazing lmao
its like light at the end of a dark and fucked up tunnel and finding the light lead to most beautiful fucking mountain range you've ever saw
The fuckin Ace Attorney segment had me rolling dgkdjdfnjklgjn
8:50 there's also a lot of dead "ghost" jobs. They keep filled jobs on their website so the websites look like they're actually useful for something
"democract"
demoman on crack
Well OP was definitely cract
Demcat
DemoCrack TM.
@@sallyparty1978 Demonic Cat
1:38
I got another one for you: every person in America wanting to have a dictator president should go visit places under tyrannical rule like Cuba or China
I feel like you guys dont really understand what the "Marxist regime", or otherwise called true communism is.
@@jellybeat6451 There is no true communist state, at least according to Marxist theory
They'll find out if he wins. Imagine replacing everyone with those willing to get on their knees. It's scary. Further, Imagine him with no restraints period. The mainstream media would be doomed.
You saying the ending one wasn't non political, just not politically American, implies there's a country where politics consist of Ace Attourney memes. That's the country I want to live in.
0:44 Imagine living in south north dakota
Naw...they gonna name it West Dakota, see who complains.
@@pirobot668beta merge both dakota and end up with MEGAKOTA
Me who lives in North Dakota:
i grew up in north south dakota lol
@@pirobot668betaWell, Minnesotans, certainly!
ACE ATTORNEY BEING PULLED OUT WAS SO RANDOM LMFAOOOOO i loved that
Objection! Thanks editor kenny 25:26 really was the best post!
10:12 Last year, when the un voted to make food a human right, 5 countries didn’t vote, and 2 voted against it. Those 2 were the US and Isreal
Not at all surprised
I have to ask. Why is r/clevercomebacks like 85% american politics?
I know right? I swear this sub used to be funny but now it’s all political
8:54 A job opening in IT in San Francisco isn't helpful to an unemployed auto worker in Detroit.
The "We know better than the guy that made it" hits me hard... I can't count the times I've had people explain to me what things *I invented* means or how they are "meant" to be used.
What THINGS have you INVENTED may i inquire?
9:14 some states are still on the $7.25/hr minimum wage and depending on the area the cheapest apartments cost maybe $900+ if you’re lucky
Rent is disgusting **smh**
I live in Texas (which is one of those states and really the only reason worth living here is less taxes, food and nature I guess. The government is absolutely f*cking useless and evil) I'm lucky to have an 11.50 paying job that essentially leaves me with barely any hours. The job I wanted in the first place was a Michael's with $9/hour-
@@anaceweirdo1579 how horrible! Im in New England and im not sure what minimum wage is, but i know it's higher than that! And my rent is $1800
15:12 i got to assist with the early voting initiative in 2020, which included ballot counting - sorting by zip code and feeding them into machines, which cut a 48 hour job down to about 13. But the next county over had a massive issue where ALL their ballot counters were out of commission, so counting was extended 2 days while their ballots were processed manually. Neighboring counties were all sending clerks to assist, and we did manage to process the lot by about 10 pm with a little camaraderie and a lot of catering. Shit happens, and there's A LOT of people. The voting clerks work as quickly as they can, but we're only human, after all.
didnt the republicans get butthurt about supposed illegal voting for the dems, when they actually had MORE illegal votes
There is just no need to know the results immediately. I'm much rather have an ACCURATE count than a fast one.
The Ace atorney debate at the end got me!!!😂😂😂
That meatcanyon drawing scared the crap outta me
American Politics for 25:00 Minutes straight, bro you dont even have a democracy
Wut? They have a representative democracy for their legislature and a republican executive (which is heavily influenced by democratic local elections, as in the elections for the states)
STOP IT WITH THE AMERICAN POLITICS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOORRREEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It will start to slow down in 2 weeks. It'll never stop, but it will slow.
The politic ones are always the cringiest and half the time are not clever comebacks just political agenda pushing. This can go for both sides too.
You think this is bad? I live here. It's 24/7. There is no help for me.
Why is there a Climate Change awarness marking under the video? Shouldn't it be about the election 😂
The Ben Shabibo impression was hilarious
Take a shot everytime a post isnt related to american politics
Least interesting drinking game ever
10:46 this is grossly misrepresented. Free speech doesn't mean you can insult someone because you dislike them. And it wasn't "just a clip" she completely lied and slandered him. He wasn't even GOING to sue her until other people pointed out just how bad he was slandered
Actually, it does mean that. Insults and slander are two different things. That's why you have to go to court to prove that it's slander.
Tim Pool is a Russian asset.
@@mikkj1 Freedom of speech is a principle that supports the freedom of an individual or a community to articulate their opinions and ideas without fear of retaliation, censorship, or legal sanction.
This was pulled straight from Wikipedia. Insults are NOT free speech but instead hateful misconduct.
It's not slander if it's true.
@@KirbysPVS Technically, in the definition you have given, insults are free speech, as they are ideas (ex. the idea that smb is a dick). That is what we call absolute freedom of speech. No nation in the world has that, hence why libel and slander are crimes. An insult can be slanderous or it can be vague enough to not be considered stating an untruthful fact, hence why you cant really convict people who say "you suck, you are stupid" etc.
TL;DR: insults are too big a category, some are protected, some are slanderous and can be prosecuted.
25:19 Brian Tyler Cohen is a rockstar!
16:45 To be fair, the question of whether or not water is wet is entirely dependent on how one defines "wet".
I saw this in my recommendations??? How rare is it to see a '15 seconds ago' in your recommendations?
Eh pretty cool thing to see when opening UA-cam
Anyway yay new video!!! :D
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Now laugh.
Or I am coming for you.😊
I can't laugh. I just relate.
*GET OUT!!*
As someone who's currently binge watching the entirety of the ace attorney series (currently on the third game), I was very surprised and happy to see the ace attorney segment being done justice
Man cold showers also fog meaning they have never taken cold showers
The actual point of the photo was "boobs". Since they missed the point, I guess they lose their "alpha male" card. ;)
Isn't it the same way a window fogs up in winter? or did i understand it wrong?
no, don't call south dakota and north dakota "Dakota" call it "Megakota"
Da' Kota
They split up to get two more Conservative senators... merging would undo that.
0:46 I’m curious what all the Dakota people would have to say about that.
Maybe they'll be ok with it
Well, we need to get another state so its back to fifty. I say we make "North Washington" and its just British Columbia.
@@satratic127 as a Canadian, please don't take our beautiful rockies
1:20 I assure you the Ark in Kentucky is still up and running. My mom went there with my grandma and she mentioned how there were cages that had dinosaur names on them. And how there was "take back the rainbow" merch.
As an European, his excitement at the last post not being about American politics was very relatable
All of this politics is killing me. Why can't the posts all be like the last one?
You know, Kevin Sorbo deserves a title. How about the King of the Self-Own?
Fun fact. While Nebraska's minimum wage went up to 12$ something an hour in 2024, Iowa's minimum wage remained at 7,25$ and hour since 2009
PETITION TO MERGE THE DAKOTAS!!
That Churchill one really overstayed its welcome with the last dummy chiming in.
0:53 THIS GUY. yes the ark thing is still open. My highly religious family member dragged me to it.
Did you know that the word "republican" has "baby eater" in it??? Not a coincidence...
thank you editor kenny
11:01 thank you narrator, for being a sensible human man 🙏
The Celebrity Apprentice producer apologized for the show creating a myth of Donald Trump as a successful businessman
2:17 at least his handle is accurate. gotta give him credit for that.
Dakota sounds so much better
4:52 why does republican have the word "pubic" in it?
Why does Republican have the word “Pub” in it?
Cause we’re going to Tally’s Scotch bar, cmon.
@@MothmanOfficialWva idk why but I read that in a British accent
Pelican, cuz they're naught but loud and obnoxious
18:48 man’s got such a fetish with the letter x he even named his child with it.
Worst thing is that he coulda gone with Xavier and saved the poor kid so much suffering
Got'em indeed
that democract person was definitely high when writing that
Objection! The mirror could be fogged up from someone else in their house taking a hot shower!
Thanks for the heads up Kenny I DESERVE a promotion
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO OIL ME UP 😭😭😭😫😫😫
Nice try, Diddy
Who is stopping you from oiling up yourself?
I love how Emkay got contexted.
Not even gonna lie, I laughed my ass off.
HA GOTTEM
1:24 ark encounter is still in existence. Very cool, just went this summer, and for those who have questions about Christianity, I would highly endorse reading Cold-Case Christianity by J. Warner Wallace.
Why should I trust a tourist trap that demanded special treatment from the state government?
Holy crap this vid just came out
22:21 sorry to burst the bubble but the only difference between Hitler and Churchill was the fact that Churchill wasn't a fan of Hitler attacking the UK
Gottem
Really? The only difference?
“demoncrat”
Ok that last one was great.
What a way to end it.
My friend Eli loves Ace Attorney. Gonna show him the last bit lol
14:37 Barnier is such a fool though.
America, raise your gambling taxes
4:54 "Democrat" actually has the word "demo", like the Demoman and Demoknight from TF2.
This is filled with politics, how human.
The last meme is my favorite, I don’t mind political posts, and seeing people get flamed for stupid political tweets is fun, but having the last post be (IMO) one of the best, really speaks to it’s quality, especially the Ace Attorney skit afterwords.
5:40 It's funny how the focus on
Dubai like it’s the whole country! Imagine thinking everyone in the US lives like the people in Manhattan! ALSO UAE is a “ socialist” country by their standards ( free health care, benefits for the elderly widowed women and orphans unemployment benefit ETC)!
God I fucking loved the Ace attorney bit.
If you want my comeback..... no you don't get it
8:55 Pretty sure that was just a clickbait headline. In their actual article they do go over every shitty thing these guys do.
And spoiler alert, those 6.2M openings, most are fake. To get tax benefits (and to disguise unpaid work as "interview and project shows" from prospective candidates)
Who the fuck honestly says "is food a right?". Um, YES, people kinda need to eat in order to live. But what would a greedy, rich politician know about that?
Me, a 58 year old woman, watching this in the comfort of the cargo van I now live in because I was evicted from my home of 24 years...😂😢
1:21
The Ark Encounter, as of this comment, is still functioning.
If I remember, I'll update this comment if it does ever go out of business.
Replying for later notification.
Objection, just because you like mustard doesn't mean that you hate ketchup
Oh, hey, a clevercomebacks that was actually fun this time and not saturated with hyper specific US politics and what was there of US politics was entertaining, watching this after the last r/Clevercomebacks video was like switching to Bluesky
Edit: Nvm there was a big stretch of US politics that wasn't very fun, but then it ended it with one of my favorite twitter threads of all time
How is everyone doing today mates.
Good maty
Bought 3 baby rats, so good :D
@@liljatupsu I have some sugar gliders.
16:31 Vehemently is pronounced Vee Hem ent (like the ents in LOTR) lee. I never understand why some words are spelled the way they are. I have a doozy for you on the word Bomb if you want to know. It's old but it's true for American English. 😄
Don't worry, it's not just the US.
The brainrot in most political scenes around the world is unreal. Never a chill day with nobody royally fucking over anybody else.
NOOOO YHERES MORE TO THE ACE ATTORNWY ONE
"demoncrat"
I think Dakota would sound way better than there being two parts. But I’m not American so I don’t know if it would work.
Call the new state West Dakota...keeps everyone guessing what happened to East Dakota.
@@pirobot668beta you're the reason I keep watching EmKay
25:35 fog no thats totally ice it has to be
For the love of god, less politics, more funny stuff. I'm so goddamn sick of US politics
“Every college socialist should try living in Marxist regime for 6 months”
“Every capitalists should try living under $7.25 minimum wage”
Dear socialists, I just wanted to remind you that those are often THE SAME COUNTRIES. So, miss smart socialist “comebacker”, you just took capitalism at its worst and added gulags and closed the borders👍
P. S. No, I am not US republican, I am Russian liberal, so yea, had some references.
Yeah I was wondering when this was coming 25:48
15:27 what does this mean and why is this considered a clever comeback?
You're better off not understanding the metaphors, but basically the first post is claiming that it's okay for men to be with multiple women but not the other way around
The cognitive dissonance of so-called 'devout Christians' like Kevin Sorbo, who go on about Jesus all the time whilst directly spitting in the face of his teachings (e.g. here literally arguing that 'caring for thy neighbour' is a bad thing) must be staggering.
Dakota’s name was debuffed because else it would sound too good.
Love your content ❤❤❤
botglazing
19:01 it's pronounced "Kyle"
X æ A-xii, is pronounced Kyle
Geeez, politics has really poisoned this subreddit.
"vee-uh-ment-lee" is how you pronounce vehemently, hope that helps!
OBJECTION
*OBJECTION!*
_Hold it!_
Hello
They could have just put this video with the previous and had a 2.5 hour video
5:40 I live in Dubai...
So....i get the job problem. The requirements are ridiculous. But lets say you meet the requirements. Isn't $10,75 an hour better than being unemployed and not getting any salary at all? Not working is $0 an hour. $10,75 is still better than nothing
The netflixs ting i not true
I feel like I watched this video already, but with a different narrator
Awe, not Kevin Sorbo! People need to go back to keeping their politics private.
The question is did Elon mean the tweet, or was he trolling her? Either way it's bad.