Schllat always gives of the vibe of a chaotic, corrupt business man who sold his soul to some eldritch demigod and is now on the run from beings beyond his comprehension, no matter where he goes or what he is doing.
Oh Carson, oh Carson, I watch your videos with my parrot all the time (even your streams) and now he has developed the same laugh as you and I am now cursed to hear your laugh come out of my bird at 4 in the morning, scaring, no, frightening my dog thinking there’s and intruder in my humble abode, thanks to you I am cursed with my Carson like parrot
Joe’s mic cutting out and the audio quality in general is the funniest fucking thing Loud does not always equal funny.. but he always delivers with such *passion* that the power becomes irradiating
@@voixmin They didn't show how you also make captions for the shirt, then the shirts and captions are randomly distributed, then everyone makes their own combo
I can't believe they laughed at "like most people in this twitch chat, I'm a Catholic" but missed the bit right after where he says "I believe in God, I'm not a Protestant"
4:54 As you can see here, this creature is called a Carson. A Carson has a laughter that causes everybody to wheeze from how funny it is. Here is an example of theirs pieces laugh-
Ubesa N never even got to donate to his streams because the first stream i watched his dono ammount was 50 bucks and i dont havs that much money *JOYCON BOYZ FOR LIFE*
Look guys, I get it. I’m as sad as you all are that etika is gone. But is there any reason to flood a completely unrelated video with a bunch of RIP Etika comments? I don’t want to sound insensitive or anything but saying rip Etika does nothing but kill the mood, and doesn’t do anything to honor his death.
Because people start hearing about how Etika is dead and the thumbnail says "RIP" in it. I know the thumbnail had nothing to do with Etika but that's why.
Jo_Bjera Etika was an UA-camr with no relation to these guys. He was just well known for his gameplay and reaction videos. He went missing 4 days ago and they just found his body in the Brooklyn river. He jumped off a bridge.
Jo_Bjera he's mostly known for his reactions, especially the one for smash bros, but he was a genuinely funny creator as well. However, he had suffered with mental health which lead to multiple episodes and even some arrests. Apparently he had finally reached his breaking point and had recently gone missing. Today the NYPD had discovered his body in the East River, confirmation of his death
Jo_Bjera He was a big streamer who primarily reacted to smash. He has been suffering from mental illness and recently posted a video(it got removed) expressing suicidal thoughts. The NYPD posted a tweet saying that he was missing. Yesterday they found a body in a river which supposedly fit his description. Today they confirmed him to be dead. He never got the help that he needed.
3 years later. I actually went on the official website where you could buy some of the shirts seen in this video. I am the proud owner of a Fondle tee shirt I can never wear in public
@@izibane9295 God damn your rude he was fan of Etika he can feel sad about it to. Etika made people happy and help people get through tough time, he or she probably is one of them.
@@izibane9295 let's take the example of someone who's starving, and you're hungry. just because somebody is starving, does that mean you're not hungry?
@@izibane9295 if your favourite content creator was to die mate how the fuck would you feel? I wasn't even an avid fan of his and I feel fucking horrible after hearing about it. Get a fucking life, dickhead.
i love how they just glossed over the donation that said: one time i screwed a girl so hard she almost came back to life
lmao what??? whats the timestamp
Pretty basic copy pasta type shit
@@caesthoffe 13:40
6:21
And fucking Obama Bin Laden
I love Schlatt's voice so much, Jesus Christ. The sound board he did once on one of Carson's Minecraft videos was just priceless.
DevilsDebt4Becky fuck schlatt
@@disdain7143 why you so mad over the great businessman
Jschlatt sounds a bit Italian.
OOPS
@@OGMagaro no
13:20 Nothing screams desperation louder than *"WE'RE ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS"*
clicked it and instantly got a chick fil a ad
@@rbrbnd Fitting
What if,
You wanted to go to heaven,
But God said,
*_Shole Weat Bread_*
Those are the words of acceptance, idiot.
you kiddin?? you speakin to the Jewish G-d my dude!!!
Shole, the *Pit of Which You Sleep,* and bread!!!
fuck yeah budd y!
i dont want to go to work
Emerald Break I love how you 🅱️ut the comma before “You”
@@mitochondria6247 Hey powerhouse of the cell, how are u doing today?
@@shupp6267 Pretty decent, mario kart Powerup
Schllat always gives of the vibe of a chaotic, corrupt business man who sold his soul to some eldritch demigod and is now on the run from beings beyond his comprehension, no matter where he goes or what he is doing.
grunkle stan from gravity falls
@@sofias.1922 omg youre right.
Ok.
Sofia S. i was thinking guts from berserk but you do you
He sold his stole to get rid of stal
Jschlatt could literally convince me to buy anything
*Hot Sweaty Men*
*big ball*
**Hot steamy men fucking**
*big hot sweaty man fucking ass*
I bought 1 million schlatt coins from jschlatt
"I just paul walker'ed a hot wheel across my room"
So you crashed it?
Epic
That's when I died
what does this mean
@@elliescoot Paul walker was Brian in fast and the furious and he died in a wreck on set I'm pretty sure but yeah lol
“hits my give”
_he is speaking the language of the gods_
cool kids don't hit the dab
@@grirrat I beg to differ young man
hits my give is so powerful
That language is English
oka-
“I WANT to walk and I NEED to gamble”
I see schlatt’s got his priorities in order.
Oh Carson, oh Carson, I watch your videos with my parrot all the time (even your streams) and now he has developed the same laugh as you and I am now cursed to hear your laugh come out of my bird at 4 in the morning, scaring, no, frightening my dog thinking there’s and intruder in my humble abode, thanks to you I am cursed with my Carson like parrot
I agree
Please show us your parrot laughing
please tell me this is a true statment
carson needs to see this holy shit
how is this a curse
I can’t stop replaying 4:05 I love Travis so much lmao
same he’s so underrated
HurriCaine. ̄\_ツ_/ ̄ Vlogs haha thanks :)
noice picture ;) and i also agree, travis is so uwu
*_"We had a bonding moment"_*
potato! at the disco Why are you calling him by his real name? You don’t know him whatsoever.
I love when Schlatt says "party city" the immediate presumption is that party city is just full of goblins
Is it not?
“I just Paul walkered a hot wheels car across my room” - Mason 2019
i don’t get it can someone explain
@@natalie-sg3xh paul Walker died from a car crash
@@natalie-sg3xh you know how they made a rap about Paul Walker? Well Paul Walker took the rap literally and wrapper himself around a tree
Ohhhh thanks
I had to relisten just to make sure he wasn't australian, hah
IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH
Link
Zelda
It's truck month
Me drivi g my trunk down the highwaty
How did this get that many likes
4:03
i come to this video everytime for traves laughing at "Spongebob"
ComputerHeadGFX
Haha yeah he laughed way to hard at that
I have to go to the original sometimes cause it has like unadulterated minute and 10 seconds or so of him laughing at JUST SPONGEBOB
You make every game you play 20x stupider than it needs to be....
I have the same profile picture !! I love creamy mami
16:07 C’mon, IT’S TIME TO GO- *_DO THE MARI-_*
-O SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
@Shina If you don't watch the super mario super show you go to hell before you die
Joe’s mic cutting out and the audio quality in general is the funniest fucking thing
Loud does not always equal funny.. but he always delivers with such *passion* that the power becomes irradiating
please
Girls t-shirt: 💗
Boys t-shirt: *f o n d l e*
This is so underrated wtf
i'd legit wear that in public tho
Everyone's shirt: *Demise*
*the simpsonsthe simpsonsthe simpsons*
These are some amazing T-Shirts.
“I want to be the first person to fight a living goblin” missed the chance to say “just fight Carson”
13:23 just the fact that it says “we’re are” makes me laugh
5:27 Carson’s facecam is blocking the c in Carson so it looks like arson and the avatar is a little fire guy
PARKINSONS
Arson, more like ARSE-son
@@funnyandclevername5599 OBJECTS THAT I SHOVED UP MY ARSE
call me arson
Big Pogger oh the funny
When Carson wheezes, you know it’s good or absolutely horrific
Edit: bafroom
*_I think he'd horrificly wheeze at your pfp_*
@@gabr1elawesome damn
Keep at 666 k thanks
Obama
BAFROOOOOOOOOOOM
Can we get a "Fondle" T-Shirt?
no u
and a please one
I would love that
No u
Could i have a fondle sweater
mason is genuinely so funny the statement "I just Paul Walker'd a hot wheel across my room" will always make me go batshit
“There’s a real risk I might die of cancer so let’s just...”
“Wait....”
“It’s just a matter of time.”
(Quiet applause)
Cram shirt
It was quiet because most people already bought it...
“well...”
My time has come.
*"GUN"*
_"sleep forever"_
13:21 “we are are going out of business”
hi cupster
He went out of business
how is Crumb not verified?
crumb :}
CRUMB MY BELOVED
You’ll never win against a professional businessmen like schlatt!
i think schlatt has the real potential to be a cryptocurrency businessman.
@@sparkkoo0 I'd buy all of the schlatt coin. That man irradiates pure charisma.
@@nanos1267 Yeah i'd buy too
Nanos damn well said
I see
I think I peed a lil, I gotta go use the
BAFROOM
Feel good
"I want to walk and gamble at the same time!"
*walks in a minefield*
Carson the whole stream: "none of this is funny you guys are dumb"
also Carson: *makes a whole vid on his second channel about it*
I like how they don’t explain the game
It’s pretty self explanatory your just a little slow buddy
@@theinternet2019 how tf is tee ko self explanatory
@@classin2421 You make a shirt. Does it win vs another shirt? Thats about it.
@@voixmin They didn't show how you also make captions for the shirt, then the shirts and captions are randomly distributed, then everyone makes their own combo
@@theinternet2019 *you're
I can't believe they laughed at "like most people in this twitch chat, I'm a Catholic" but missed the bit right after where he says "I believe in God, I'm not a Protestant"
4:54
As you can see here, this creature is called a Carson. A Carson has a laughter that causes everybody to wheeze from how funny it is. Here is an example of theirs pieces laugh-
The elderly keep appearing on my doorstep!
SO WE MAKE *A H O L E !*
RapidRecharge DROP THE ELDERLY TO THEIR DOOM
RapidRecharge Another viable strategy is to set up an M2 Browning nest.
6:31 i can’t stop replaying
don't let this video distract you from the fact that
IT'S TRRRRRRRRUCK MONTH
Not any more it gay month now
@@tirnan4266 No. Get that shit out of here.
ITS TRRRRRRRRRRRUCK MONTH
@@jeepercreepers9 Only at select dealers.
*ITS TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK
MONTH, Baby!!!!*
I would genuinely buy a shirt with T-posing Peter Griffin with a caption "Obama"
Menacing Thinker
Dude, same
I want mine to say "fondle"
Help
Yare yare daze
@@jamkithotlinemiami901 ew
Miss this era of UA-cam so much
yeah
Too bad everybody backstabbed him once the media had heat on Carson
Me too, quackity was also fire at this time
Thanks carson, I needed this vid
Rest in peace Etika
@Timothy Saridakis It's horrible, I was hoping it wasn't him but when I watched the 8 minute apology video I knew it would happen...
The legend
Rest in peace u legend
Ubesa N never even got to donate to his streams because the first stream i watched his dono ammount was 50 bucks and i dont havs that much money
*JOYCON BOYZ FOR LIFE*
Bro stfu I don't care about him
9:02
Carson: “I know exactly what this is!”
Ted: “Imma end this man’s whole career”
Oi, nice profile picture
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL.
7:29 for his neutral special, joker wields a walking stick
6:31 I can't stop laughing please help.
The first seconds gave me an aneurysm.
EDIT: So did the rest of the video
8:01
Can we appreciate that it says: "Sleep forever"?
Party City
"We're are going out of business."
"Everyone liked that"
I would absolutely buy the "oh my god please" shirt
Avery Colucci I was In the stream and still have the page up for the shirts games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/EMP72NQCuzHdEj8ZM9Seckzu0Alcbbpp/
Avery Colucci I would buy the fondle shirt
Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
Someone's daughter: 15:09
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@@projectpimpmyneon8234 That's a lot of respects.
Carson, I have many pictures of Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson I want to share with you. How can we make contact
touch pp with pp to transfer the photos
They are extremely sexy pictures
He will regret it if he does not accept my offer
This is a threat
Motamentum got any of Tom Holland?
use discord or an email probably
14:08 - Mason's big moment.
What did Mason say?
360zShot NoScope “i just paul walker’d a hotwheel across my room” i can’t with himmmmm💀
@@mikrokosmos674 thanks
Travis laughing and going "SPONGEBOOOB" at 4:11 gets me everytime
"When life gives you lemons, you should be like 'Why're you buttering me up with these lemons, life?" 10:07 XD
"Josh how do you draw these?"
"hêêëéè"
6:31 when mom takes away your cheerios
Look guys, I get it. I’m as sad as you all are that etika is gone. But is there any reason to flood a completely unrelated video with a bunch of RIP Etika comments? I don’t want to sound insensitive or anything but saying rip Etika does nothing but kill the mood, and doesn’t do anything to honor his death.
Parker FML I know right?
Agreed. The top 10 or so comment on every video is now “RIP Etika”
Thank you
Why people did the same with stan lee, X and others
Because people start hearing about how Etika is dead and the thumbnail says "RIP" in it. I know the thumbnail had nothing to do with Etika but that's why.
13:23
...so no one’s gonna talk about “we’re are”?
You’re aren’t
I'm won't
Come to think of it the word You'ren't doesn't exist
Qwert you’ren’t is such an amazing combination
*epic backflip*
6:24 "BRO GIMME A MINUTE!" 6:31 "heuegh!"
Go absolutely bonkers yeah...
Go wacky!
Also Rest In Peace: Etika
daniel
i know he is dead
but this video is supposed to be funny
im kinda new here, so i'm wondering about whom this Etika is.
Jo_Bjera Etika was an UA-camr with no relation to these guys. He was just well known for his gameplay and reaction videos. He went missing 4 days ago and they just found his body in the Brooklyn river. He jumped off a bridge.
Jo_Bjera he's mostly known for his reactions, especially the one for smash bros, but he was a genuinely funny creator as well. However, he had suffered with mental health which lead to multiple episodes and even some arrests. Apparently he had finally reached his breaking point and had recently gone missing. Today the NYPD had discovered his body in the East River, confirmation of his death
Jo_Bjera He was a big streamer who primarily reacted to smash. He has been suffering from mental illness and recently posted a video(it got removed) expressing suicidal thoughts. The NYPD posted a tweet saying that he was missing. Yesterday they found a body in a river which supposedly fit his description. Today they confirmed him to be dead. He never got the help that he needed.
2:11 "The best character in Carson's videos"
Josh is a made up personality confirmed.
God I miss these videos so much
Same
Same
same :/
Same
Same
I have the same t-shirt as Carson because it was in the WOMEN'S clearance section at Kohl's.😳
Cars on trans? 😳😳😳
Bafroom
he looks...
*licks lips*
like a fine young man in that shirt...
@@sandycrow omg what
@@sandycrow hot
Bro no jokes but Carson has a laugh that puts me in stitches every five seconds
U de best man
4:11 I love traves’ laugh
this is an absolute carson classic
Soupe a l’ognon: I can win the whole thing!
Shole weat bread: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career
"I'm bout to end this man's shole career"
change it to shole please
Welcome to Shole Foods
we're begging you change it to shole
please change it to shole
5:37 "oh that's the fart" my favorite line from all of Carson's videos
15:10 he sounds like a demon
The funniest moment in the video was “we’re are going out of business” “we’re are”
Everyone talking about how Schlatt can make them buy anything. Well, Noah. Noah can make me buy literally anything
Youre the best carson and it makes my day when you post, thanks for all the great work
BenGuarnacciaisshitarguitar you’re the reason thanos should have snapped twice
No one:
Not a single soul:
Carson: You guys heard of twitch prime?
3:12 Meme quality these days:
When Carson uploads Jackbox i think i may die of laughing
Engrish?
15:10 Here we have a prime example of a sound that is not regular in the wilderness. The wild Carson Mating Sound.
6:28 BRO, GIMME A MINUT-
6:38 BS BAR-
7:47 Jawsh’s laugh is incredible
I'm still waiting on ted coming out w/ that "oh my god please" tomato boy merch
I would buy it before it was even out
i want a Fondle shirt so bad
3 years later. I actually went on the official website where you could buy some of the shirts seen in this video. I am the proud owner of a Fondle tee shirt I can never wear in public
14:06 just what a hotwheel
“paul walker-ed” he threw it.
Schalt saying i'm a cathlic got me laughing for 10 minutes straight
oh it hurts
At least Ted is uploading again
me when i. hurter
simpler times.,..
I miss it
i hope he returns… one day…
The video started and all I heard was Travis saying “NO” than I died of laughter
6:31 most underrated part of the video
7:12
TRUCK MONTH
16:40 this is the lockpickinglawyer and today we're going to be picking the chastity belt
6:31 Every toilet in my house when I’m sick and I say “I’m bringing the palm to nam (Napalm to Vietnam).”
I almost lost my shit at “Ted Bundy: he has a leather jacket which is really sexy”
The first 5 seconds i watched this I was thinking “oh no”
Thanks Carson you're helping me get over etika I know I'm making people think about it but you're really helping me through a tough time
@@izibane9295 God damn your rude he was fan of Etika he can feel sad about it to. Etika made people happy and help people get through tough time, he or she probably is one of them.
@@izibane9295 let's take the example of someone who's starving, and you're hungry. just because somebody is starving, does that mean you're not hungry?
@@izibane9295 "My adoptive parents of 15 years died, but I don't care cause they're not my real parents." Get out of here.
@@izibane9295 if your favourite content creator was to die mate how the fuck would you feel? I wasn't even an avid fan of his and I feel fucking horrible after hearing about it. Get a fucking life, dickhead.
@@martyreaves3236 The only thing making me sad here is your grammar.
CallMeCarson asking for pogchamps in chat is such a non-2021 concept
What are you talking about? This was made in 2019
Just comparing how much things have changed
@@homobabiens2437 ah my bad, it sounded like if you thought this video was recent
I liked that sly dig at Syndicate and T Martin or whatever with "I have nothing to do with this, i just found it!"
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
simpler times
13:57 - I was really expecting him to say, "Oh SHIT! A Schlatt!"
6:30 when u see an Etika meme on insta, but it’s actually kinda funny
Just offensive memes in general
Rip
This aged poorly
@@OutOfCharacters he was already dead when this was commented
“SHOLE WEAT BREAD”
Why in the fuck does UA-cam find the need to make me relive the good old days
0:05 me when I stub my toe.
13:24 “We’re are”
👏🏼...
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼...
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
18:17 ok that scream-
Lol
At first, I thought this was a re-upload...
but then I realized I actually watched that stream