These quizzes actually drove us insane...
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Jawsh - / jawshvevo
Traves - / traves
Hugbox - / hugbox
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Slimecicle - / slimecicle
Altrive - / altrive
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Music -
Outro:
Hxmlock - Littleroot / littleroot
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
These quizzes actually drove us insane... - Розваги
“Ratatouille isn’t an avenger”
Who was the rat who saved ant man?
*OH SHIT*
That explains the whole movie. It was ratatouille who killed thanos
Thy mythologies were right
Wow
*THE PROPHESY*
“Pick something red that isn’t a tomato”
*”A TOMATO”*
This shouldn’t be funny, but is is. It really is.
Batzi
Ur what now
Say a yellow fruit
StagmanMiles umm
@The Meme Court r/woosh
I want Cooper saying “ITS CUMIN.” As a notification for whenever something I’ve ordered is being delivered
i think he meant something else by that...
@@-Mason I know
@@-Mason Go on. Make my day.
buhhhhhh sameeeee
Lmao I would pay a good amount of money to get this notification sound so like whenever the driver is coming around the block notification says “ITS CUMIN” and I would laugh so hard that the poor poor poor post mates deliver guy or whatever has to wait until I calm my self down and take the food
I wish it was 2019 again
To be honest same
2018 was such a good year
me too fam
😔
I wanna be who I was before this.
“THANOS IS BALD HE CAN’T EVEN MAKE HIM DO PASTA”
That’s the best quote I’ve ever heard
Dick hairs. Checkmate atheist
@@bigpigeon2384 Ass hair. Double checkmate.
AL Lex2234 no he can’t do ass hairs dumbass how will he see what he cooks
It took me 5 months to understand the joke. I thought it was just a deep fried shitpost
i don't get it
Veggietales: In the future, humor will be randomly generated.
2019:
мun exe they were right because carson + the gang be robots lol
*_S A L A D_*
C H E E S E
SALAD
WEED EATER
That "Sausage Sammy" scene never fails to make me laugh my ass off
🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️
AHHHHHHHHUJBHHHHHHH
I have fake accounts apparently
SAME EVERY TIME I REWATCH IT I LAUGH SO HARD IT HURTS 💀💀
“Sir please there’s a line”
**GROANS**
That McDonalds roleplay was peak performance. These guys need to be hired as actors.
Carson will never get hired anywhere after what happened :(
I got bad news for you buddy.
@@terrorbite2128 They had a whole career ahead of them
I got good news
@@terrorbite2128 Nah if an employer does just a surface level amount of research then they'd see he didn't actually do anything wrong
Carson: Picks picture of orange
Carson’s Friends: *You have chosen instant death*
**war noises**
bruh i got in trouble bc i put the clip of cooper yelling “its cumin” on my sc story
niteshade123 literally how did you get “””””in trouble”””” for that
thanos kermit bc my mom was all like “you think i dont know what cum is”
@@niteshade1235 wow. That sounds like my grandmother.
"I'm giving birth"
"Sir we don't do delivery"
Omg my smooth brain took too long to comprehend this Fucking amazing joke why how did I let myself be this dumb
When I finally understood it I screeched/laughed
Your joke made my night oml
Thats a reply...
𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝘿𝙞𝙂𝙞𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙤
@@BeanColored
same
STOP MUDERING ME I CAN'T BREEAATHHH
AHHAAHAHHA
8:58 “Sir, please, there’s a line.”
*Procedes to tear a galaxy in half*
"WE ARE ALL OUT."
It's honestly depressing to see them getting separated, they really got me through some times.
same, they got me through my anxiety in those years, and to see them all go away is just saddening.
"Heavy breathing"
Travis: "CENSORED"
Flatline*
yup.
“It looks like you’d be eating ash”
*The perfect after heist snack*
Smiles in hitler
How can you eat them if you’re back flipping?
Is that before or after you turn red?
This guy podcasts
I snorted someone's grandma
Highlights I keep coming back to:
0:25 It's CUMIN
2:40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine/Breakup
4:26 "What's even an arugula?"
5:11 Is travis smarter than a 5th grader?
7:05 CHEESE.
7:56 The McDonald's saga begins
8:02 c h e e s y h a m b u r g e r
8:28 McBreakfast/Sausage Sammy
9:31 ????????
11:00 Literally just a salad
12:52 Dry spaghetti
13:09 I watch The Office
13:50 Find the grapefruit (ft. World War 3)
12:30
Thank you
12:42 I CRUSH CLAVICLES
10:13 NO NO NO NO NO NO
As someone who hasn’t finished the video yet the last 5ish have me very concerned-
Im going to miss this so fucking much.
Edit: *the return of the king*
If you download the video before UA-cam removes it you can re-upload it!
@@dense331 wait what?
@@dense331 Fun fact: James Charles won Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2021.
@@dense331 Yes.
He's innocent but I don't think he'll come back. We can only hope he's doing okay.
"Stop giving birth dude"
Imagine saying that to a woman giving birth
Thats my pic
She w0uld comply.
_ok_
Why did this get 600 likes that’s why it was funny
BOY DO I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU, it involves pliers and a tube
“Bottom right”
“BOTTOM RIGHT”
*”b o t t o m r i g h t”*
*(Armageddon)*
Yo mama so fat thanos had 2 clap
Jack And friends ok
*world war 3*
Jack And friends he clapped 2 times he had “2 clap”
*This is my favorite video that i can't stop watching. 2021 really starting off really bad for me..*
Edit: *the return of the king*
@@will_1996 it's still gold so ill probably watch it again and again and again
i can't stop either, but at the same time i feel hurt...
@@chou9303 truth is that the situation is not even that big of a deal, people just made it a big deal because it's Carson.
@@liriksukun2430 Don’t get me wrong, the thing he did was completely immoral, but they are playing it out to be a way bigger thing than it is. I just feel sorry for him, he’s on his way to a tumble and it’s gonna get bad. Seeing the person who’s helped me through my worst times like this sucks, but I can’t help but feel betrayed. It’s like danplan all over again....
@@eggplant7799 agreed..
2:39
They said “GAY” like a barber shop quartet.
me: *flirts at someone*
me: *gets flirted back*
me:
*S A L A D*
You got nope
You got nope
You got nope
You got nope
Nope you got
Carson sounds like he's about to laugh during the entire Honey ad
David dobrick type ad
Hayden Ray yeah I picked up that
honey actually seems useful tho
Like "pfff honey thinks its good enough for my channel"
he’s about to laugh whenever he speaks
I'm tearing up laughing at this but man do I wish he comes out of the controversy well and continues to give us content like this
Ikr he didn’t even do anything that bad
I miss him so much
I don’t think we’ll ever get content like this from Carson again, most of the lunch club cut ties with him after everything came out
It’s happening
@@oknoarguement1804 ?
3:09 anyone realise that 'thats about it' and 'see ya' were Cr1tikals/Penguinzos ending lines? Lmao.
I realized that a couple months ago. That is hilarious
3:09 bro shut the fuck up. Lmao.
Those are literally common phrases to every human ever
Bruh that’s literally just a common phrase
I feel like Carson makes his friends more insane than the quizzes.
C A R O N
profesorcraz 123 fuck
I don’t wanna be that guy, but it’s Carson not Carson’s. I’m want to tell you this early so people don’t go crazy about it in the reply section.
i saw kingani's video so i decided to try out a quiz and the first one i saw was "choose your favorite cuss words and we'll reveal your favorite sex position"
Todd D thanks
The fact that Carson said "Remy" and not the rat just proves that he is cultured.
Ashton Smith Thank god he didn't say the rats name was Ratatouille
@Gavin Hogberg its actually not lol... its "Remy"
I mean... A rat really just saved the universe by just stepping a buttons and saved Ant-Man... You know the rest.
@Gavin Hogberg Uncultured swine
Remy only needs hair to operate, not specifically head hair....
McDonalds employee: "We gotta get him the sausage sammy!"
*The depths of hell opens up*
"Mason, You mind telling me what you're doing in the nurse's office?"
"IM GONNA FROW UP"
“What’s your favorite color?”
*B L O O D O C E A N R E D*
Mr Banana p e r i o d w a t e r
“get him a sausage sammy”
The Official Dwayne the Rock Johnson UA-cam Channel: “ok sammy”
Dare use my name in vain
^ u gay
volunteer 997
B
i legit just got done watching that episode
Video*
it’s so hard every time I watch this to not die at “YEAH CAN I GET THE SAUSAGE SAMMY”
I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard at a video.
Carson’s laugh is three breaths in, three laughs out.
The law of equal exchange
as soon as i read that he did the thing
Thanks Obama
Btw 911 likes let's make os stay os that way.
Time Well Spent indeed
Carson’s Millennial boyfriend would be remy.
ratatouille really be an avenger though, he saved antman from the quantum realm
isn't ratatouille the name of the dish and the rats name is remy
dude his name is remy
"aCtUaLLy iT's fRaNkEnStEiN's MoNsTeR" how y'all look
@strangeling thanks I forgot lol
Slimecicle saying its not funny and immediately saying cheesy hamburger after is the type of person I aspire to be
The sausage sammy part was hilarious i restarted that part so many times lol
“he listened to me... I’m in”
Most underrated line of the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Landon who said that
Mr Dude 10:50
Mr Dude Mason
Wasnt funny
Who's underrating it
Me: "Can I use the bathroom?"
Teacher: "why didnt you use the bathroom during the lunch break?"
Bathroom during lunch break: 9:27-9:38
Underrated
Literal murders are happening
Your comment is best comment I ever seen
I think I busted a lung
**femur breaks**
**screams**
this was my fav callmecarson video and now i’m sad bc everything that’s happening
@Ellamae Thompson people are over reacting
I am gonna miss Carson for real. An irreplaceable person but his career will wither away or withdrawal.
I don't think Carson's career is finished. I'm guessing he'll be out for a year getting help.
@@chaserjohnson2779 that's all we can hope for
@@alexs3322 yes
an
Wtf are you guy talking bout?
Carson’s the only person I know who can collectively start world war three over a grape fruit
Bruh
Breh
brah?
@@JlGGLYPUFF broh
@@godlyhax4172 *B R I H*
" *I HAVE A PERSONALITY.* "
" *I WATCH THE OFFICE,* "
" *ITS OKAY.* "
" *I HAVE* *_A SOCIAL L I F E_* "
_o h o h ohOH ooooooohhhh_
13:16
I read this comment before watching the video and had never been more confused in my life lmfao
I literally lost my mind
yes i re quoted someone in the video in the comments,
I'll take my 1K fucking likes now, i am the king of comedy,
Why did I immediately recognize those oh's as the big time rush theme? lmao (I hadn't watched that part yet)
i return to this every once in a while and just laugh nonstop
Me too lol, there's not a lot of fun stuff to watch anymore on youtube. At least for me....
Mason giving birth kills me everytime first time I watched it I was crying so hard
Mom: Hey, I’m gonna go get some McDonald’s. Do you want anything?
Me: Yeah, Can I get a Sausage Sammy and some Potato Fingers?
C H E E Z Y O N M Y P E E N I E
And the Hand Sandwich pls!
Can I get-uh mcpick 2?
Sorry we don’t serve McBreakfast at this time.
hand sandwich
“So that’s about it”
*shakes hand*
Mr. Strider SHAKES ASSHOLE TILL IT PROLAPSES
*Um*
And im not into that.
Dude, i miss this so much
“Thanos is bald, so he can’t even make him do pasta”
"What is a noun ?"
"Is Antartica the frozen one ?"
Oh boy xD
I genuinely can't tell if Traves is just joking or if he's actually slow.
@@kingchickenwing4887 a bit of both
13:04 when *GUAC* is *EXTRA*
No he’s high af
Traves: You chose a tetradecahedron, not a tetrahedron.
Also Traves: *w h a t a r e n o u n s*
Carson chose tetrahedron and the right answer was tetradecagon so Travis was also being dumb there too
@@kitteninabag7402 u saying it wrong
Edvard19 4:38
You currently have 666 likes. You are the 😈
A noun is a type of word that describes an aaction: flying clicking walking etc......
my favorite was when cooper so graciously unleashed the souls of the damned from the underworld while helping a mcdonald’s customer give birth
I think you mean Charlie
H20 deilerious GIVE BIRTH
i miss 2019. i miss smplive. (as cringe as that sounds lmfao) i miss this so unbelievably much. i miss having the comfort of this channel and new content every so often. i wish carson would’ve just addressed the drama and admitted he made a mistake and just came back. i hope he’s doing well and getting better, honestly.
smplive > dreamsmp
@@big_fat_nuts123 factual information
I'm pretty sure he did admit the drama and stopped posting for a while just so he could get help.
*”CAN I GET THE UH- SAUSAGE SAMMY-“* killed me.
Yes
Do you want cram?
Yes.
*C R A M* The part when Carson clicked on Sausage Sammy killed me. That screech tho.
Yeah uhhh can I get uhhh mcbreakfast?
One bucket of cram. Can I buy 1 bucket of cram. And maybe can u throw in a cram sword?
"Are you saying Remy is NOT an Avenger?"
*cut to scene in endgame where a freakin rat turns on the quantum tunnel in the van*
😶
TheCrimsonComet OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT
😮
😩
🤤
Damn I remember laughing so hard I couldn't breathe everytime I watched this. now it just seems different
I like how Carson is just constantly chuckling during the ad
Dude during his Honey ad it sounded like he's constantly holding back laughter I can't
SteeliestGunz he does
SteeliestGunz he chuckles at the end of every sentence
Amazon... HAebay
you can just tell he is smiling
I love how Traves has two modes:
1. “No you chose tetrahedron instead of tetradecahedron.”
and
2. “WHAT ARE NOUNS?”
also how to draw a four leaf clover for my alligator
It's the same mode
And how he asked if Antarctica was the frozen one
Traves's brain is like a computer
"grilled cheese"
My god, it's been a year already I remember seeing "uploaded 34 mins ago" as if it was yesterday
It’s 2023 and this video is still my favorite YT video ever
"Yeah, can I get the sausage Sammy?"
Me: *And so, it begins.*
I don't know how often I watched that specific part, I lost count at 14
Oh shit, I'm Sammy
ok sammy
@@Sammy-go9tf then get S A U S A G E
BlackMetalBroad Why do you want that?
: *“Sir please there’s a line”*
: *INTENSE MOANING*
You should be a comedian
Omg funny moment that was a whole bit that every one saw
Funny comment bro keep up the creativity
Sethnicity I’m giving birth
7
"Thanos is bald, he can't even fuckin make him do pasta" is a great out of context quote
The "I'm gonna throw up" will always make me explode
FOR THE LAST TIME, HIS NAME ISN’T RATATOUILLE, IT’S RATATOUILLE’S MONSTER
This joke is layered and funny. Well done.
Lmao
@@mickeywilcox4336 do you know what also has layers?
A salad?
@@mickeywilcox4336 *o g r e s*
It went from “Mcbreakfast” to “I’m giving birth” way too fast
𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙣𝙨
*hyperventilates in pain*
I literally almost threw up from laughing at that part of the video
It wasn’t fast enough..
I was WHEEZING for that entire part 🤣
I would pay to watch this for the first time again
Lmao it's my favorite video of all time
This reminds me of salader times
Charlie: It's not- It's not FUNNY
*1 second later*
Charlie: *CHEESY HAMBURGER*
WTF is your profile picture
@@SchrodringersEclipse 😂
@@SchrodringersEclipse umm furrys???????
@@death_kaffee sonic fans
@@death_kaffee uwu
Traves is just a preschooler who somehow evolved into an adult...
woof
He got leveled up on Victory Road.
They just spawned as a adult with no childhood
Sooo...a millennial?
Kristers Feldmanis everyone knows anyone born after 1993 cant cook, all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie 😡
Im gonna miss this so much. I watched this video when it first came out and I laughed so bad I had tears in my eyes. I come back to this video when I’m feeling down. Thank you Carson.
hes coming back pretty soon :D
carson is irreplaceable
I have good news
@@fordunfocus m
"This is the worst comment section"
Everyone: *KALE SALAD*
KALE SALAD Jotaro san
this is the best
TheAniquiler oh god not my name in a salad
*AAOOOGAAA*
i like how Kale is my nickname
No one:
Carson and his friends: going apeshit over *salad*
yes
s a l a d
*_KALE SALAD_*
Grilled McChicken Salad
@@savage_xxotsxx5950 the only salad to e v e r e x ist
Ah yes simple times
This was it, the 14 beers at chilli's bad ending
@@Milton08 yep I went on Twitter and that was my exact thought
These videos don't feel the same anymore because of what happened, It's a shame.
bro i miss this group, it's sad they have gone each their way
I don’t think I laughed harder to the word “Sausage Sammy”
S A U S A G E S A M M Y
it's one comma away from "Can I have your Sausage Sammy?" to "Can I have your Sausage, Sammy?"
That's two words, boomer
That's two words, boomer
That’s two words, boomer
The whole sausage Sammy bit speed runs the 5 stages of grief
And invents entirely new ones.
Its_yaya grief #6 _SAUSAGE SAMMY_
I die equally as much every time I watch that bit
IM GONNA THROW UUUP
#5. Birth
Coming back to this makes me smile :)
it has been 4 years since i first say this video and my desktop background continues to me that salad
Carson has 3 different forms of laughter:
Chuckle,
Helium escaping from a balloon,
h O N K
WTF XD
Also goat laugh lol
Liz and?
Yes
@@johnthereposter5242 goat mode laught
I'm convinced that Travis doesn't have housemates, he has caretakers.
@Toby's 12V DC-Powered Channel and I want to live inside him
Zaz5y ok then.
@@glisteningnip1009 no homo*
i was gonna like but it has 666 likes and i cant ruin it
Man you do not understand how much i miss 2019
I can’t believe they’re gone
I have good news
@@fordunfocus what is it
@@soreboi8067 Carson is coming back
And the gang has always continued to post stuff
“What are NOUNS?!”
-Travis, 2019
edit: a quote from the video you just watched doesn’t deserve that many likes
comments in 2019 be like ^
And it's big stupid
nah for real what are they?
ThePauliusPS nounGRAMMAR
a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any of a class of people, places, or things ( common noun ), or to name a particular one of these ( proper noun ).
english isn't my native language so i don't know what a noun is either
13:10
_I HAVE A PERSONALITY_
_I WATCH THE OFFICE_
_DON’T WORRY GUYS_
_I HAVE A_
_SOCIAL LIFE_
*OH OH OOOH OH*
It is literally impossible to not laugh at that
D33foxtrotlpt indeed good sir
It really demonstrates their mental state
Me trying to convince people that I have friends and a interesting life while sweating profusely knowing that they are right
In most videos about buzzfeed quizzes, the humour revolves around the ridiculousness of the quizzes themselves, however, this video takes an immediate left turn into the realm of pure absurdity.
I have actually never laughed this hard in my entire life. My family probably thought I was dying because of how much I was wheezing.
"I wanna be who I was before this." That really hits different tho
Th Absolute Bagel I’m 14 and this was really deep
DUDE FOR REAL LMAO I WAS JUST BOUTTA COMMENT ON IT
i have never laughed harder than when I heard "I'M GIVING BIRTH" mixed with pure white noise and screaming
Brother
Us chunky turrets unite at last
@chunky turret
Fatty.
SlackSloucher no u
Who was the one who said I'm giving birth
@idk
Daddy Mason.
Time for my yearly Carson binge
"aha.. he listened to me.. I'm in.." Bro that shit killed me lmao
Carson in 2014: “welcome to the ice bucKet challenge!”
Carson in 2019: “can I get a *s a u s a g e s a m m y?* “
_ liv u know Carson didn’t say sausage sammy
xd nebz1465 I know, I was talking about like what his videos leveled up to
Brother!
Mr.Obama father Obama what is your last name
@@linus5597 rasputin
𝑦Ⓤ🄷 🅲𝗮𝙣 𝓲 ᘜ乇ㄒ ል s҉a҈s͜͡a͜͡g͜͡e͜͡ s̸a̸m̸m̸y̸?̸
@@kluup1081 *B̷̺͉̦̾̌̍R̶̜̦̱̫̞͆͌͌̒J̵̩̋̽S̶͍̲̀̆̾̌͠Ḧ̶͔́͂͗̽͝A̴͎͉͇͑J̴̡̉̓͊͝A̸̼̭̙͓͖͗̊̏̇̓H̵͓̟̲̍͋̓́*
Why do you want that?
mayo *IM GIVING BIRTH*
_-FOOD BROKE-_
yes
I miss watching this group make videos together
Same
The fact the rat was instrumental to their success in Endgame makes this so much better.
I HAVE A PERSONALITY. I WATCH THE OFFICE. IS OKAY. I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE-
**BIG TIME RUSH THEME PLAYS**
13:15
Ive never laughed harder than watching this clip, rewinding 5 seconds, and repeat
WOAH OH OOOH OH
@@r3d_r0b1n Make it count, play it straight, don't look back, don't hesitate.
@@ciover4026 when your going big time
Carson: asks questions
Travis: nervous sweating
@@chickenisgood9729 why though?
Really getting hid salad tossed
It’s really sad knowing we are never going to get a video like this one ever again
It feels like visiting a grave rn.
I have good news