Bro im sitting in a dining hall with my phone on the table watching this and the fucking TONY THE TIGER pic comes up and i have to grab my phone and close youtube so fast lmao
This has to be one of my favorite genres of videos, Carson and his friends fucking around with photoshop and creating abominations out of recognizable things
Carson: "JJ can we talk about some of your jokes?" JJ: "Mmhm what about them?" Carson: "Okay so this one you have written down here; it just says 'bring up 9/11'." JJ: "... And?" Carson: "JJ that's not a joke, that's just a national tragedy." JJ: "I guess you could say that joke will *crash and burn*!!!"
by far the most ive EVER laughed at one of your videos, and ive seen all of them. absolutely hilarious. this video just had all the right stuff dawg :)
The LEGO Racers 2 music in the intro brought me BACK. Like seriously. Also my family is disappearing before my eyes and the walls keep gossiping behind my back
Dude I was so convinced this video was just beyond help and god damn I was trying to stifle laughter in the office by the end of it. Your stupidity is so infectious, I’m always coming back for more Great video!
I just wanted to say Carson I'm glad you didn't leave UA-cam. I know it's been 3 years but you really did handle the situation well and I appreciate you took responsibility. I think it's very telling how badly things could've gone had you been a different person or handled the situation differently, just look at MiniLadd, dude basically blamed his fans, gaslit anyone he could yell at, and never owned up to what he did. He even weaponized his own mental health. I appreciate you being you bro, though we'll all laugh at how dumb you continue to be for the internet, I'm glad we aren't laughing or angry towards you being dumb off the internet anymore. :)
15:53 carson definitely put something like “Red M&M and Yellow M&M Sharing a blunt” Into bing ai image creator and had it filtered so he decided to just draw it
This was the longest half hour of my life. When the video ended my brain aged a thousand eons and I cannot process basic thoughts anymore because of Woodermart doodli
I rebranded your FACE with my FIST 🤜
@@phonkequinox2602 you know who else didn’t ask?
@@trustedcelery7596 didn't ask
@@phonkequinox2602 Do you fart?
banger
thats siiiiiiick
graphic design is carbons passion
carbom
carbonius
car
scerboondus
Bons
Bro im sitting in a dining hall with my phone on the table watching this and the fucking TONY THE TIGER pic comes up and i have to grab my phone and close youtube so fast lmao
did you see how big and pink his nipples are
Yes they are awesome but the people sitting next to me didn’t feel the same
@@CallMeCarson I have bigger tits then tony the tiger and i have CONFIRMED this
@@Bubbles_552 would you give them a little lick??
Dude, I just had a similar experience lol. Watching this video at a bar and I had to skip it so fast
The fwiffy beba gebor woobler doodli sequence has me laughing so hard I’m getting a whole core workout at like 1 AM
Barfwon "CleebeeBarfwon" Pring
This has to be one of my favorite genres of videos, Carson and his friends fucking around with photoshop and creating abominations out of recognizable things
You said this before you watched the video. You're that kind of person. Despicable, and also, cringe
i domt care
I domt care
See guys? He dom’t care
god i feel like this kinda video hasn't been done since before the incident
20:09 gavin is the funniest guy ever. The way he says everything oh my god.... Can't wait for HD ALEX
you put my thinking cap on had me rolling
25:30 Genius bit
dude he had all the possibilities lined up just in case
That's right, Comd
The second he said "I'm considering scrapping this" you knew it was gonna be a banger vid
I’d like to point out JJ’s tabs:
“rd angry birds”
“angry birds space”
“yellow angry birds”
“blue angry birds”
“angry birds smosh”
“green angry bird”
“pink angry birds”
“evil angry birds”
“angry birds vore”
“angry birds 9/11”
“ninja turtles walking with splinter”
"angry birds vore" is the most concerning one
he looked up evil angry birds. a horrifying glimpse into his twisted fucked up mind.
I'm sorry, what was that last one???
@@gibsy4843It's the second most concering compared to "angry birds 9/11"
@@gibsy4843 angle bar bo
this may be one of your funniest videos on this channel i'm LITERALLY crying
someone on your friends list redeemed a blood clot on you
@@Pepper2B me and my friends. we peanut.
No doubt tears of uncontrollable sadness
wait when did it say crying i thought it said dying wtf??
@@Pepper2BCLOT
26:46 When Gavin went “clot” I thought he casted another secret spell of his and felt it in every part of my body
6:33
I miss Angry Birds, Rovio took them from us
JJ can’t go 2 minutes without making a 9/11 joke lol
Carson: "JJ can we talk about some of your jokes?"
JJ: "Mmhm what about them?"
Carson: "Okay so this one you have written down here; it just says 'bring up 9/11'."
JJ: "... And?"
Carson: "JJ that's not a joke, that's just a national tragedy."
JJ: "I guess you could say that joke will *crash and burn*!!!"
@@sammyjones8279Bro made a hypothetical scenario
@@IzzyIsntRealIt's a skit from one of jjs videos but without the muppets
@@IzzyIsntRealit's a parody of one JJ's skits about the Muppets
Fozzie you're a horrible person
I love how Carson keeps insisting that the recording isn't worth keeping within the first five minutes of a 35 minute-long video
"I don't have opps. I killed them all"
-Mr Clean 1942
24:35 The way gavin says "Introducing OR" so damn fast lmao
2 people in the first minute of the video being out commented "Balls" with no context
Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls
balls
1:15 Shiori Katase blushing gif (My Tiny Senpai)
1:17 Vladilena Milizé blushing gif (Eighty-Six)
I want to ask. But I don't want to know.
go away
:(
Yuri manga
I legit paused the video when I saw Lena
Loki literally just turned minecraft into miniclip
Ohh m&ms
nsfw bait pfp
you approach us asking to rebrand companies then you pull some random bullshit. -rep
Mad cuz i had the best presentations. Crazy from the Miss Minutes holding a gun guy
@@CallMeCarson hey Carson wood fired pizza
@@CallMeCarson hey carson wood fired pizza
@@CallMeCarson hey Carson wood fired pizza
@@CallMeCarson hey cawson wood fiwed pizza (,,>﹏
I've never actually spit water out of my mouth from laughing, congratz Carson you have sucessfully dehydrated me.
this video was 50% redesigning logos, 40% off topic goofiness and 10% realizing m&ms
by far the most ive EVER laughed at one of your videos, and ive seen all of them. absolutely hilarious. this video just had all the right stuff dawg :)
Bethal Bompany
barson bing
Bello Babin
bony basketball
Bm bopening ba boor
brain bambage
13:45 in case anyone was wondering, the tiger is cooking crack
he know about that soda whippin up yola getting skrilla
@@syntrussok yumi
toner da tig
I can’t believe how good of a CEO has been running Carson Co
bro i just noticed how fucking cool you are, thats insane
"Hosportal" was a missed opportunity
woodermort doodli
Hasbro
5:20 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH 😮😮😮 hope he gets well soon
32:37
(Near tears) "I'm emittn' the heat... the oven..."
This made me laugh so much it HURT
bro really gave everyone a prompt and said I'm gonna do my own thing and salvage the reconding, bro think he is Him 😂
RIP Target Dog my man
What the fuck I've never cried so much laughing over a video holy shit.
same was genuinley bawling at the end from laughter
That intro gave me hemorrhoids
🤙
Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls
balls
I like the part where Gavin lost all human functioning
The LEGO Racers 2 music in the intro brought me BACK. Like seriously. Also my family is disappearing before my eyes and the walls keep gossiping behind my back
for REAL man that song brought me BACK I am so sorry I had to do that to you I'm just going through a rough time
“I’m thinking about scrapping this one” is the hallmark of a perfect video
29:46: The speaking emoji guy combined with the stupid sentence combined with the somewhat dramatic delivery of the sentence is so good
29:40 "you put my thinking cap on" has permanently cemented itself in my vocabulary.
HOLY SHOOT SO THATS WHY YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ANGRY BIRDS IN THE LIVE STREAM OM G AHAHA IM FADED
"me and my friends, we peanut"
-Gavin 2024
I read that as "We rebranded lethal company"
Dude that’s absolutely lethal
Dude thats so friggin lethal
Dude thTs oethal
Let me out. It’s cold.
I’M STARTING TO BUBBLE WHAT THE HELL IT HURTS
no
@@Wyref waa waa waa
cope
@@Wyref Sorry I pressed the clot button
Dude I was so convinced this video was just beyond help and god damn I was trying to stifle laughter in the office by the end of it. Your stupidity is so infectious, I’m always coming back for more
Great video!
I just wanted to say Carson I'm glad you didn't leave UA-cam. I know it's been 3 years but you really did handle the situation well and I appreciate you took responsibility.
I think it's very telling how badly things could've gone had you been a different person or handled the situation differently, just look at MiniLadd, dude basically blamed his fans, gaslit anyone he could yell at, and never owned up to what he did. He even weaponized his own mental health.
I appreciate you being you bro, though we'll all laugh at how dumb you continue to be for the internet, I'm glad we aren't laughing or angry towards you being dumb off the internet anymore. :)
15:53 carson definitely put something like “Red M&M and Yellow M&M Sharing a blunt” Into bing ai image creator and had it filtered so he decided to just draw it
29:56 new verbal stim unlocked... 👆😳
Love that Loki’s was so bad Carson reconsidered making the video lmao
My brain was rotting so much I was expecting Baskin to show his hollow mug again
when callmecarson uploads he makes me suffer
Carson's extesnive "how to rebrand" research finally paying off
29:38 gavin’s realisation like 3 slides into quack’s presentation that your stupid renames had permanently changed him kills me
OH like M&MS!
Missing the opportunity to change Libman to Ligma is criminal
The country accent I thought he was gonna turn libman into RepublicMan or smth idk
Both of these ideas are less funny than what he ended up actually doing.
Nothing beats man
This was the longest half hour of my life. When the video ended my brain aged a thousand eons and I cannot process basic thoughts anymore because of Woodermart doodli
We “Milked” Every Company Dry! (this is not commentary on Carson milking content he just owns a milk farm up north)
He literally milked them. Like, actually pumped milk out of them on a farm, using devices. Moo
@@pancakes8670hngffhgghh
JJ's whole segment had me in stitches. Dude's naturally hilarious 🤣
“This video is unsalvageable.”
The half hour of video left:
I love this kind of video, long-winded and intoxicating, the kind that elevates my BAC to miserable measurements
The bass population is never gonna recover after this video….
10/10 another 30min of my life I will never get back and I couldn’t be happier
wait i literally JUST got the M&M's ! Because there are two M's in his teeth !
"He was mislead" caught me off guard and made me laugh way harder than it should have.
23:12 gavin’s was probably the funniest one if you ask me
they all compliment each others humor so well 😭😭
Carbondioxide is my favorite yobuber
this is a dangerous video to watch while drinking water
7:23 sorry but man is already a super well known super hero
"Opps wanted some initiative, so I blew up their entire quadrant. I'm moving like Oppenheimer."
-Mr. Clean, probably
That felt like an hour off of my life that I never want to take back ever.
This was one of the funniest ClegeMiClampkin videos I’ve seen in a while.
5:27 THEY DID SURGERY ON A SANDWICH??!??!??!
This is like jackbox talking points but they’re somehow less prepared
I was fucking crying at "LOKER"
jumpscare at 10:15
you're welcome
The cake is a lie
Thanks, that jumpscare was so loud and scary I wouldve freaked out if you didnt warn us
scary 😨
why was the dog found dead under the arch why he shotgun 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you for the new video Carson King, i will be consuming it within minutes.
"we got some feedback from the fruit group, they didn't have much to say" is genuinely one of my favourite jokes ever made
i can feel my brain withering away in my skull
This is just another presentation video but this time it's company and brand themed.
I love it!
27:35 tears in my eyes
its actually impressive you managed to get more than like 3 minutes of content out of this
This video only came out a couple of minutes ago but I can say that this is the best fucking video ever.
I love how JJ presents his slides as if he were playing that one Jackbox game
25:30 I cant stop laughing at this😭
Carson and Gavin at the end of the video were like two classmates trying to make each other laugh
carson just letting you know theres a single uncensored frame in the angry birds part
geborf had me at the brink of throwing up
There was a notable shift in the tone of Carson’s videos. Where all the people in the videos changed from drugs into sleep deprivation and it shows.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you car
My brain has been bruised and I gained a six pack from holding book cases on my stomach
man they really knocked the park with this one, congartulation cranberry!
These usually feel like a stroke but this one made my brain rot alive so hard i am speechless
Garlic designation is my passive
Car-son (crazy that a car made you) I can't even count (I can't) how many times i had to rewind the video because I needed to hear a bit again.
THE RETURN OF BABAHAN LININ🤯
no name rebrand: name. Name Jeff.
Oh
my reacrton
oh no
@@dovebinreply to comment speedrun amy%
There in fact were two Ms
Oh boy, a new CallMeCardiovascular Illness video for me to enjoy!
I sure did enjoy watching it! I lol'd so hard at "geborf". Great job! 😀
You guys know Subway.
What went wrong?
Jared
This is easily the best video you've made in quite a long time. This is an all-timer, and will probably go down as the beginning of Carson's New rise.
reminds me of times
16:35 actually one of the hardest images of all time
Dude what if someone rebranded twitter and called it “X” wouldn’t that be crazy??
This whole video sounds like an AA meeting for lobotomy victims