Ranking Every Mario Game by how Safe it is

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  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2025

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  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy  Рік тому +150

    Go to squarespace.com/nathaniel to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

  • @arandomguy3630
    @arandomguy3630 Рік тому +1591

    You forgot about the real safest game, Mario Teaches Typing.

    • @JennicaReis
      @JennicaReis Рік тому +2

      fr

    • @CheShiny
      @CheShiny Рік тому +109

      Nah that's the most dangerous one 😔🤭😩

    • @Its_a_me_mario_wahoo
      @Its_a_me_mario_wahoo Рік тому +78

      Also not safe, Keyboard keys actually are dangerous. The can pop out any minute

    • @meta13gaming
      @meta13gaming Рік тому +53

      Most dangerous for your mental health😵‍💫

    • @cheeki420
      @cheeki420 Рік тому +19

      Thats my favorite mainline mario game

  • @A_Ali173
    @A_Ali173 Рік тому +536

    I’m honestly glad it’s not another painful challenge like a marathon or elbows only, because that’s what we’ve been getting recently. The videos are good but the pain Nathaniel has to go through

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Рік тому +29

      Yeah, he needed a well-desereved rest from crazy challenges

    • @John_Cinna
      @John_Cinna Рік тому +3

      Yeah he has put himself through so much pain to put out great videos. Glad he has a break

  • @TheLordDyl11
    @TheLordDyl11 Рік тому +308

    This has got me wanting a ranking of Mario party mini games based on safety

    • @cesarplays687
      @cesarplays687 Рік тому +14

      There could also be a ranking on Mario kart tracks based on safety

    • @TheLordDyl11
      @TheLordDyl11 Рік тому +1

      @@cesarplays687 True

    • @40susman
      @40susman Рік тому +5

      already exists

    • @hussainperson
      @hussainperson Рік тому +1

      ​@40susman, yeah, it does, but nathaniel bandy hasn't done it befour only other people have.

    • @40susman
      @40susman Рік тому

      *before@@hussainperson

  • @j0rts
    @j0rts Рік тому +116

    Thanks for helping keep the people safe. Keep up the good work!

    • @NathanielBandy
      @NathanielBandy  Рік тому +23

      You too 🫡

    • @Bullfrog777
      @Bullfrog777 Рік тому +3

      I was mad for a second because of the UA-cam plagiarism controversies but good to know you’re getting approval from another safety inspector.

    • @gabrieldossantosscheffer870
      @gabrieldossantosscheffer870 10 місяців тому

      ​@@NathanielBandy How do u get Æ?

    • @SyckoMode
      @SyckoMode 9 місяців тому

      hi J0rts

    • @deannelessard4057
      @deannelessard4057 3 місяці тому

      When will you make the next Randy vid?

  • @shewante2
    @shewante2 Рік тому +50

    How is Mario galaxy safe??? MARIO IS IN SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN

    • @mamamiaawoodenboy
      @mamamiaawoodenboy 8 місяців тому +8

      The planets have trees, so likely an atmosphere

    • @JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024
      @JakeTheStakeNowIn3D5024 8 місяців тому +4

      not to mention black holes right next to each planet

    • @gamesier2400
      @gamesier2400 7 місяців тому +1

      And it is actually really dangerous with all those mortal traps and enemies

    • @Nate_Cochran7182
      @Nate_Cochran7182 Місяць тому +1

      “I’ll steal all the oxygen!”

  • @aidanmoore8751
    @aidanmoore8751 Рік тому +132

    So what we've learned today is mario goes through some dangerous places on his adventures!

    • @NikeonFL
      @NikeonFL Рік тому +4

      How did you comment 4 days ago when the video was uploaded today⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @aidanmoore8751
      @aidanmoore8751 Рік тому

      @@NikeonFL Membership.

    • @AK_804
      @AK_804 Рік тому

      @@NikeonFLit’s a member

    • @carsonscity7670
      @carsonscity7670 Рік тому +2

      Video was made: 7 days ago
      You: commented 10 days ago
      Me: HOW

    • @AK_804
      @AK_804 Рік тому +2

      @@carsonscity7670 he’s a member bro

  • @ChaotixSonicScience
    @ChaotixSonicScience Рік тому +143

    Shouldn't both Galaxy games be the most dangerous since you're in space without a suit and helmet.

    • @DYNAKNIGHT
      @DYNAKNIGHT Рік тому +8

      Yeah no oxygen

    • @isaidelgado2030
      @isaidelgado2030 Рік тому +12

      Yea, that was what I was thinking about

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl Рік тому

      ​@@DYNAKNIGHTplus cosmic radiation giving you cancer

    • @Tonsilsthedemoncat100
      @Tonsilsthedemoncat100 Рік тому +4

      You’re gonna die in space minutes into the game

    • @Mimi.1001
      @Mimi.1001 Рік тому +9

      Also black holes everywhere, which you literally can't ever escape from (if you were to survive somehow). To be fair, most "Galaxies" shouldn't even exist and practically be replaced by one black hole if these would realistically suck up matter.

  • @Miccat87
    @Miccat87 Рік тому +75

    I'm kind of surprised that the Galaxy games were ranked so high. I mean, there's literal black holes everywhere. You can't get much more dangerous than that. I suppose if you stay in the hubs, it'd be pretty safe, but if you ever leave them, you're asking for big trouble.

    • @Mimi.1001
      @Mimi.1001 Рік тому +9

      Outer Space in general is as dangerous as it gets. You constantly have to worry about oxygen, in addition to food and water, which would be even harder to come by. Furthermore, you always risk leaving a planet's or structure's gravitational field (which tend to be pretty damn small in the game) and float into the endless void.

    • @rickyjaymo
      @rickyjaymo 5 місяців тому

      If it was real life, Mario would die immediately due to not having a space suit

  • @biondigiacomo7176
    @biondigiacomo7176 Рік тому +40

    I think that you forgot what Is the least safest object in the entire Mario series and it's present in NSMB2: its Warp Cannons. They are probably even worse than the Wormholes in the Galaxy games. Those Warp Cannons, instead of shooting you into the sky, shoot you on the ground making you run so fast that you break the space-time continuum and warping you into the Sub-Space of SMB2

  • @Lexzim9098
    @Lexzim9098 Рік тому +55

    Well this is a very interesting video, but I guess that Nathaniel wanted to **play it safe** before Christmas Day, which is understandable! Joke aside, love your content as always! ❤

  • @tai456
    @tai456 Рік тому +14

    But Subcon isn't just a dream, it's a world that can only be entered through dreams, so Mario Bros. 2 isn't just all taking place in Mario's Dream, technically Luigi, Peach, & Toad entered it through their dreams too. They are all actually there, subconsiously, but they are there.

  • @batmanbud2
    @batmanbud2 Рік тому +21

    Thus potentially begins a series of ranking every Mario platformer in every way but the actual quality.

  • @BlueWolfZero
    @BlueWolfZero Рік тому +31

    Let’s not forget how the castles in Super Mario Bros have no windows or anything for ventilation inside. The heat from the lava is trapped inside of these castles and walking into one would be like walking into a literal oven. You will be cooked alive within seconds of entering one.

  • @thewafflegamer6152
    @thewafflegamer6152 Рік тому +11

    “Walking bombs are as unsafe as it gets”
    *bomb-ombs: 👁️👄👁️*

  • @Reducedyeti6721
    @Reducedyeti6721 Рік тому +1

    Merry Christmas and also I really enjoyed the video

    • @drum_dragon7574
      @drum_dragon7574 Рік тому

      bro donated only to be all the way down here

    • @Reducedyeti6721
      @Reducedyeti6721 Рік тому +1

      @drum_dragon7574 I really enjoy watching nathaniel's videos and I have been watching him for a long time

  • @mariajimenafigueroa233
    @mariajimenafigueroa233 Рік тому +15

    Plot twist: He originally wanted to rank the mainline Mario titles, but he felt it would too boring. So he ranked them by how safe they are

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush Рік тому +156

    There needs to be more pacifist style of platformer’s, especially with Mario since almost everything wants you dead

    • @theenderkirby
      @theenderkirby Рік тому +9

      That the world of platformers you know

    • @panwasacz2733
      @panwasacz2733 Рік тому +3

      How would you even make such a game without the quality and difficulty making a massive dip?

    • @theenderkirby
      @theenderkirby Рік тому +1

      ​@@panwasacz2733 my main guess is take a page of undertale sure you will easier time to take down enemies so they won't block your way but later on their death is pernament like in undertale and it will lead to alternate events from the kills

    • @RandomBloonStuff
      @RandomBloonStuff Рік тому +1

      Geometry Dash recently released platformer mode and in 4 official levels that the developer made you only kill 2 characters, so it's kinda pacifist I guess

    • @CineScarborough
      @CineScarborough Рік тому

      Sounds like you're basically pitching Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.

  • @THEMIMIK
    @THEMIMIK Рік тому +53

    Currently watching this while crying my eyes out while going through the unbarable pain of untangling me hair. Thank you for keeping me entertained while i feel like im dying every single second 🙃

  • @Kenneth3748
    @Kenneth3748 Рік тому +15

    The galaxy games are for sure the most dangerous. Being that close to multiple black holes at all times already puts it number 1. Also you start in a meteor shower and galaxy one has you floating in space from being blasted away without oxygen. Good video!!!

  • @YoungMrBlue
    @YoungMrBlue Рік тому +4

    13:50 actually according to the manuals, the ending cutscene is what happens at the beginning of the game, Mario dreamt the events in the game then got his friends and did those things in real life

  • @LeviMeerman
    @LeviMeerman Рік тому +7

    Bro mario galaxy is the dangerous one, YOU CANT EVEN BREATH IN SPACE

  • @SeltzerFountain
    @SeltzerFountain Рік тому +7

    I absolutely love this concept. I like the idea of imaginging trying to survive in worlds like these

  • @brykinjarman4625
    @brykinjarman4625 Рік тому +9

    Can't wait for him to rank the mario games based off how good the food is in each.

  • @jpaulocpm
    @jpaulocpm Рік тому +4

    2:42 That's just a theory... A FOOD THEORY!!!

  • @Raph___A
    @Raph___A Рік тому +25

    Now we wait for Nathaniel to rank every Pokémon and Sonic game based on how safe they are :]

    • @X-side694
      @X-side694 Рік тому +6

      For pokemon. As long as you don't venture out. You're safe

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Рік тому +2

      Sonic is easy since stuff like apotos and Station Square exists.

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 Рік тому

      ​@@GUNUFofficialAnd so does Dark Gaia.

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Рік тому +1

      @@bonedude666 Dark Gaia is sealed away, you won't have to deal with it unless it's before Eggman cracks the earth.

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 Рік тому

      @@GUNUFofficial Which is what happens in Unleashed, on top of falling from literal space. Not surviving.

  • @eliezersarcos7813
    @eliezersarcos7813 Рік тому +20

    This guy can just make anything and make it entertaining lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @competitivedishwasher6579
    @competitivedishwasher6579 Рік тому +6

    The ad should've been a VPN, to coincide with the safety theme

  • @tecnofrost1433
    @tecnofrost1433 5 місяців тому +1

    1:42 I love the bloons refrence, I don't see it a lot

  • @UltimateArc
    @UltimateArc 10 місяців тому +1

    I think he forgot the fact that we can't breathe in space and our lungs will explode in 30 seconds.

  • @EpiclydonebyShawn
    @EpiclydonebyShawn Рік тому +3

    I missed Nathan saying Get'r ranked it really brings back
    Bloons reference is great

  • @jumentoqueanima
    @jumentoqueanima Рік тому +6

    J0rts and Nathaniel, what a duo!

  • @Brad766-
    @Brad766- Рік тому +9

    Nathaniel you do realize humans can't breath in space, right?

  • @qwerpiez
    @qwerpiez 6 місяців тому +1

    for some of these games, there's birds in the background. with the fire flower, you could in theory eat those and combined with water, you'd be okay. turtles could work too, but I'm not sure, since I've never even seen someone eat or even cook a turtle

  • @yoshiluva2873
    @yoshiluva2873 Рік тому +4

    anyone know what the graph is at 7:37? It seems intriguing and I want to look at it in more detail.

  • @Joker3180Z
    @Joker3180Z 8 місяців тому

    2:56 Mario Doesn't eat the mushrooms every time he uses them, He can Harness their Power without eating them as he Does in multiple 2D Games

  • @GamerFunOriginallyAarush
    @GamerFunOriginallyAarush Рік тому +15

    This is definitely an interesting ranking!

  • @rickywagner7552
    @rickywagner7552 Рік тому +3

    Mario galaxy 1 and 2 are the most dangerous because you cant breathe in space

  • @Average_Deku
    @Average_Deku Рік тому +1

    6:43 “the only suit that makes things safer is the penguin suit”
    immediately slides and bashes marios head into some bricks

  • @MaiLe-bp6zn
    @MaiLe-bp6zn 10 місяців тому +1

    With galaxy, the comet observatory is in space so you can't breath.

  • @Ale-pb4ux
    @Ale-pb4ux Рік тому +1

    "Mario Odyssey is pretty much safe after getting some moons"
    Mario on the moon at the beginning: 🗿

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm Рік тому +7

    The TRUE safest Mario world is Animal Crossing X Mario

    • @theenderkirby
      @theenderkirby Рік тому +2

      I guess if tom nook not around to do bad

  • @mystic64984
    @mystic64984 Рік тому +2

    did Nathaniel forget that, oh I don't know, there is absolutely NO oxygen in space?

  • @bestgames64
    @bestgames64 Рік тому +4

    Dude your spoiling us😭 so many videos this couple of days!

  • @TsarBomba69420
    @TsarBomba69420 Рік тому +5

    You could eat koopas in any of these

  • @caiusoof
    @caiusoof Рік тому +10

    Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to play Mario IRL

  • @ashnboys
    @ashnboys Рік тому +5

    I would like to take Nathaniel Nandy on my Lost Levels journey!

  • @otakuatarigamer
    @otakuatarigamer Рік тому +4

    You FINALLY used Mario Land DX?? What an evolution lol

  • @ral1009
    @ral1009 Рік тому +3

    The bed in the comet observatory is Rosalinas bed... Youre not gonna sleep with her are you?

  • @tean0
    @tean0 Рік тому +3

    This video idea is the same idea my 6 year old self would think of while playing a mario game. Especially one of the galaxy games, and I love it

  • @DeterminationFrisk
    @DeterminationFrisk Рік тому +2

    I’m just imagining waking up in bowser’s fury and seeing Godzilla out my window

  • @KoolMarioFilms
    @KoolMarioFilms Рік тому +10

    Nathaniel is back to ranking 🎉

  • @Blackoutmauro
    @Blackoutmauro Рік тому +3

    I think you gave someone the idea to recreate the Mario Land 2 Map in the Bloons map creator and honestly im all for it

  • @CaptainCat101
    @CaptainCat101 Рік тому +8

    Who knew that being a plumber could be so dangerous

  • @zaples_128
    @zaples_128 Рік тому +2

    Mario waits for the bus is the true safest game

  • @zacharytosin9881
    @zacharytosin9881 Рік тому +5

    Wouldn’t Mario Galaxy be last, you would die in seconds

  • @osteohiveporosis6882
    @osteohiveporosis6882 Рік тому +2

    Galaxy not being at the bottom is wild💀

  • @LuigiLover85
    @LuigiLover85 Рік тому +5

    Petition for NB to bring back Top 10’s

  • @Daisy23gaming
    @Daisy23gaming Рік тому +3

    Types of Ranking Videos:
    Worst to Best
    Easy to Hard
    Danger to Safe (New)

  • @pinksheep752
    @pinksheep752 Рік тому +4

    tfw the title is misleading… I thought “how safe it is” meant ranking the games based on how many risks Nintendo took to make a great game rather than playing it safe

  • @effie-petrosseferlis3783
    @effie-petrosseferlis3783 Рік тому +1

    Did you forget that super mario galaxy takes place in SPACE?Where there is no oxygen?

  • @TCBlueFire
    @TCBlueFire Рік тому +2

    Mario's universe just isn't as inhabitable to normal humans, they have gravity stronger then jupiter (i think 39.70). But beside that Mario Kart 8 Delexue is the best place to live

  • @roykoopabestboy
    @roykoopabestboy Рік тому +1

    Interesting concept for a video, Nathaniel! Merry Christmas!

  • @collinstewart64
    @collinstewart64 Рік тому +3

    in reality if we were in Mario galaxy 1 and 2, we would die in a few seconds or minuets because no oxygen and lungs collapsing.

  • @CatDonkey
    @CatDonkey Рік тому +3

    New Nathaniel video is MY Safe space

  • @watergirl929
    @watergirl929 8 місяців тому

    I’ve always wanted to live on Isle Delfino since I was a kid lol. I played Super Mario Sunshine soooooo much. And a lot of my childhood hours was me playing around the game pretending that I actually was living there!

  • @glitchy7216
    @glitchy7216 Рік тому +4

    Mario paint is the most dangerous because you can eat paint

  • @thewideawake1
    @thewideawake1 Рік тому +3

    Luncheon Kingdom is very perfect for this.

  • @NikeonFL
    @NikeonFL Рік тому +1

    2:50 hey, robotnik did it for 2 years.

  • @lavbubl
    @lavbubl Рік тому +2

    bloons td monkeys being on the path on mario land 2 was clever lol

  • @TheMarioGamer-hs7im
    @TheMarioGamer-hs7im Рік тому +10

    On my opinion, I have to say every Mario game is safe including The Lost Levels! I really like all your vids and huge like!

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 Рік тому +2

    1:26
    And Wario took over

  • @SpaceEl1VR1
    @SpaceEl1VR1 Рік тому

    “I have ideas I just don’t find them entertaining” also Nate “ Everyone wants a ranked vid!!!”

  • @iitsmeromii
    @iitsmeromii Рік тому +3

    Hold on, aint you

  • @IceHawk100
    @IceHawk100 Рік тому +3

    These mario games are either safe or not safe

  • @BroodingAcorn
    @BroodingAcorn Рік тому +1

    I feel like galaxy 1 shouldve placed at the very bottom. In space without a suit, black holes everywhere and a giant one at the end of the game that swallows the entire universe whole before creating the big bang all over again

  • @wafflemkw
    @wafflemkw Рік тому +3

    how could you not take account of that galaxy is in SPACE?? no oxygen = instant death so galaxy is the least safe.

  • @Jahnlizevjah
    @Jahnlizevjah Рік тому +5

    now, to start, I am not a psychopath.... however, couldn't you just eat the enemies? just murder and eat their insides for hunger?

  • @zachlowe5096
    @zachlowe5096 Рік тому +4

    Oh no the Mario in the thumbnail is from The Final Piece on SMG4’s channel. I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks from that arc and I hate it

    • @Androck124TheGod
      @Androck124TheGod Рік тому

      Um... Actually it's the one from the SMG4 thumbnail "Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spagetteria".

    • @zachlowe5096
      @zachlowe5096 Рік тому

      @@Androck124TheGod I think they used it for both videos but that was the first video that came to mind just because of how bad the arc was

  • @gammayoshi14
    @gammayoshi14 Рік тому +1

    I can’t believe Mario’s Early Years didn’t make the cut

  • @CamdenAndrews-hl3hu
    @CamdenAndrews-hl3hu Рік тому +1

    This is a very interesting way to rank the Mario games, makes me wonder what other game worlds may or may not be safe to live in.

  • @nickolasmcleod2244
    @nickolasmcleod2244 Рік тому +5

    Wouldn’t you die from lack of oxygen in Mario galaxy 1 and 2

  • @chaospxl_
    @chaospxl_ Рік тому +3

    I have to disagree on the "lack of nutrients" thing.
    The Mushroom you see in lost-levels is almost as tall as Mario. Now i dont know about you, but i consider that to satisfy my hunger to a HUGE degree.

  • @TMDTheMaskDirector-ye5oe
    @TMDTheMaskDirector-ye5oe Рік тому

    I’d just pick the comet observatory, it’s pretty to look at, there are loads of Lumas as well as Rosalina so you’ll never be alone, star bits taste like honey which is easily nothing to complain about, if you do fall off you’ll just be brought back on, lots of books and other implied activities so that your brain will always be stimulated and a nice comfy bed (assuming Rosalina is willing to share.
    The only downside I can think of is time. The observatory is in space and it’s constantly night time in space so it will mess with when I know i need to go to sleep.

  • @CocatGaming
    @CocatGaming Рік тому +4

    I did not expect Galaxy to be in the top 5 because space but I”ll take it!

    • @marcoscabezolajr.8408
      @marcoscabezolajr.8408 Рік тому

      Rosalina would likely give you the ability she has to breathe in space so no worries

  • @drybowserman1670
    @drybowserman1670 Рік тому

    0:35 That sound effect gave me many flashbacks to 10 years ago.

  • @Beeps69420
    @Beeps69420 Рік тому +1

    Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 would be the most dangerous because there’s no air

  • @arthur4023
    @arthur4023 10 місяців тому +2

    Wont you just instantly suffocate in Super Mario galaxy

  • @tritonecrisantemo649
    @tritonecrisantemo649 Рік тому +1

    This is a bonkers and fun concept. Nice video.

  • @ZingZangZote
    @ZingZangZote Рік тому +1

    I definitely agree with you at the end, Squarespace is definitely the safest Mario game out there, it could possibly be the safest game ever!

  • @Eggslayerrr
    @Eggslayerrr 10 місяців тому

    So you’re telling me being in a desert with exploding turtles that take time to explode is safer than a whole giant shooting ginormous beams of fire?!

  • @Itsscottstudios
    @Itsscottstudios Рік тому +3

    Already, a video idea like this begs more a ranking video by safety with Sonic levels

  • @CharlesNwizu
    @CharlesNwizu Рік тому +3

    This was a great video NB😊

  • @Not_Kaitlyn
    @Not_Kaitlyn Рік тому +2

    I love the sarcasm in this video 😂

  • @greatazuredragon
    @greatazuredragon Рік тому +2

    Happy holidays.

  • @HRR-
    @HRR- Рік тому +1

    This could make for a really interesting mini-series. You could rank how safe/dangerous the settings of other kinds of games are. Paper Mario games, Mario and Luigi games, maybe even versions of Planet Popstar from Kirby games or locations in Hyrule from Zelda games.
    I also wonder how safe the Mushroom Kingdom from The Super Mario Bros. Movie would be to live in. The city is breathtaking and they at least have fruit as another food source. The only severe danger would probably be Bowser and the Koopa Troop being a very powerful and threatening military,but there’s plenty of community to work together with to stop them.
    Great Video and Happy Holidays!

  • @antone4403
    @antone4403 Рік тому

    I think Super Mario Galaxy is the most dangerous. You’re in space and Mario doesn’t wear a helmet-

  • @vksasdgaming9472
    @vksasdgaming9472 Рік тому +1

    Actors can and do get injuries during stage performances so risk of injury in SMB3 is there. All those flaming special effects may cause serious burns if stunt goes wrong and one false move in fight choreography may cause severe interruption with broken nose. That dodging Bowser's big stomp is very dangerous stunt as he is bulky guy.

    • @Pierced_Light
      @Pierced_Light 8 місяців тому

      Stage choreography would probably be the least unsafe thing about that, fight choreography is very, very trained to a t, more likely those set pieces with no hand rails and connected to the backdrop and not the floor are far more likely to cause injury

  • @SCØPE234
    @SCØPE234 10 місяців тому

    10:52 orders food but ignores the apples

  • @desh206
    @desh206 Рік тому +1

    After 2 Marathon video's,is't nice to have a chill ranking video like this one