Husband DIVORCES Wife for FARTING

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  • @bluenekhbet
    @bluenekhbet 2 роки тому +854

    Ken, outraged: "They're farting on homeless people!"
    Buff, laughing: "He got BLESSED."

    • @kaylahall1219
      @kaylahall1219 2 роки тому +11

      Everybody talks about Florida Man; but this is the crap that comes out of California

    • @grxxiez
      @grxxiez 2 роки тому +5

      @@kaylahall1219 literally

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 2 роки тому +6

      Lmbooo I thought oh ok they’re going to give him money-nope just straight abuse 😭😭

    • @breonnacarter4512
      @breonnacarter4512 2 роки тому +1

      @@mimi_j 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk 13 днів тому

      @@kaylahall1219Florida is incest no comparison but ok Florida man 😂

  • @marli8907
    @marli8907 2 роки тому +396

    I saw in one of my pregnancy aps that there was this woman terrified she might fart while giving birth because her husband had never heard her fart. People were like "I've got bad news. You may do more than fart." lol

    • @ashleyherrera6359
      @ashleyherrera6359 2 роки тому +44

      Lol, when my mom was in labor with me, she told the doctor that she had to go to the bathroom. He told her it was labor pressure. When he went to check down there she let it go. He was disgusted and I was her third. She knew the difference.

    • @marli8907
      @marli8907 2 роки тому +35

      @@victoriahope8371 wow you sound…miserable.

    • @lindsaylouhoo1410
      @lindsaylouhoo1410 2 роки тому +19

      While I was giving birth to my 3rd baby, I did in fact 💩 lol I couldn’t feel it, bc I had the epidural

    • @victoriahope8371
      @victoriahope8371 2 роки тому +23

      @@lindsaylouhoo1410 see, there's nothing to feel embarrassed about with that. I down voted the one saying that her husband has never heard her fart because that's sad. Farting is natural and giving birth with or without medication is natural and so is pooping. Please stop feeling embarrassed by natural functions, ladies. It's more than all right to fart, burp, poop, pee, get our periods and stain stuff, have body hair, or vomit. We mustn't feel embarrassed about natural things. Come on ladies, you deserve to treat yourselves more like humans. Humans do all of the above. It saddens my heart when women get embarrassed about body hair and body functions.....

    • @perrilewis180
      @perrilewis180 2 роки тому +1

      @@victoriahope8371 I hope your trolling because I don't want to share the planet with someone that miserable

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 2 роки тому +1768

    My sister’s husband once ripped one in bed that was so loud, she could hear it in the bathroom downstairs. It made them both laugh hysterically 🤣 That’s when you know you’ve found the one

    • @freedomofspeech2420
      @freedomofspeech2420 2 роки тому +118

      That reminds me of my husband accidentally farting while going upstairs cause he was laughing and I was walking behind him. Oh man. I still make fun of him for that. He fumigated our living room, I almost died on the steps.

    • @opsamot
      @opsamot 2 роки тому +18

      farts seem better when loud than smelly e.e

    • @sandyjamison5929
      @sandyjamison5929 2 роки тому +50

      My grandparents used to gas each other out and laugh until they had tears streaming their faces 😂
      Take care everyone! ❤

    • @emilyreed28
      @emilyreed28 2 роки тому +1

      This

    • @ryanm4319
      @ryanm4319 2 роки тому +11

      Knowing how todays houses are built, that doesn’t surprise me at all lol

  • @CutzMcOnions
    @CutzMcOnions 2 роки тому +66

    Husband: "i have never know any girl to fart in front of me"
    Girls he knows: *deflated and stuffed in a cabinet*

  • @paigeagainstthemachine7550
    @paigeagainstthemachine7550 2 роки тому +600

    "Was that a fart?"
    "Nope. Ghost.Or Demon. Smells like sulphur, get the salt."

  • @criptin4075
    @criptin4075 2 роки тому +96

    She went from a fart hater to a fart sniffer just like that. She went from traumatized from doing it to busting wind inches away from strangers like its nothing lmao..

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 2 роки тому +785

    This reminds me of those game ads where they’re like: “Your wife farted, what do you do?”
    Ignore it. Or DIVORCE

    • @nicollo9077
      @nicollo9077 2 роки тому +8

      Divorce! Easy

    • @cothogaming3451
      @cothogaming3451 2 роки тому +5

      To say it like Adele “divorce babe, divorce...”

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 2 роки тому +53

      Ignore it (pay 200 Diamonds which you have to buy for real money)
      or DIVORCE

    • @vbiviann
      @vbiviann 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
      @mr.beefyboidoody3539 2 роки тому +2

      Or you can pay 50$ and get the option to kill her

  • @lishalovewright7218
    @lishalovewright7218 2 роки тому +75

    I have actually experienced this personally. I accidentally farted in front of my now ex and he got up, grabbed his keys, and got in his car and left. I should have taken the hint that our relationship wouldn’t last. It was the most dramatic and confusing thing. Omg girls fart and poop….how dare they.

    • @MapleToaster
      @MapleToaster 2 роки тому +14

      Dated a guy like that once, worst idea ever cause I'm a farter. I own it. He told me if I ever farted in front of him, even if we were on the interstate he would pull over and make me get out and we were over. I think my rebellious side wanted to see how far I could push it. Guys like that have some personal issues.

    • @lishalovewright7218
      @lishalovewright7218 2 роки тому +5

      @@MapleToaster right! I agree. I’m the same. Lactose intolerance and you can’t hold it in or you’re in big trouble!

    • @MapleToaster
      @MapleToaster 2 роки тому +4

      @@lishalovewright7218 yup! So glad we got away from those "fart-knockers" lol
      We're human and sometimes we got to let it rip! Especially with lactose intolerance and gut problems

    • @lishalovewright7218
      @lishalovewright7218 2 роки тому +2

      @@MapleToaster 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “fart-knockers”

    • @c.jcloete
      @c.jcloete 3 місяці тому

      IBS has gotten me into some fun situations 😂😂😂

  • @kitty0chan444
    @kitty0chan444 2 роки тому +1811

    Tim seems like the kind of guy to be like “wait girls POOP?!”

    • @IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT
      @IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT 2 роки тому +63

      Tim is gangsta until a woman farts

    • @TheSaltySiren
      @TheSaltySiren 2 роки тому +24

      I hope the next girl to cross Tim’s path Carrie’s “Pooopourie” in her purse!

    • @TheSaltySiren
      @TheSaltySiren 2 роки тому +4

      @@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧚💨💨💨💨💨

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 роки тому +6

      Mind blown! 🤯🤯🤯

    • @tealablu3759
      @tealablu3759 2 роки тому +17

      SHHHHH DON’T TELL THEM THAT!!! It’s too secret 😰

  • @spookyblooky4783
    @spookyblooky4783 2 роки тому +45

    Damn near choked on my cookie when "I bear hug her...don't go!" 😂😂

  • @XAutumnXFlowerX
    @XAutumnXFlowerX 2 роки тому +985

    His hair when he's homeless looks better than that haircut before

  • @Spyder_girl_03
    @Spyder_girl_03 2 роки тому +34

    People saying "what was that?" after someone farts is one of the most hilarious things to me

  • @mimi_j
    @mimi_j 2 роки тому +1556

    My husband-an atheist literally called out to God once. I was going vegetarian and those farts were so bad🥲🥲and he was like dear God pls heal my wife 😭😭she’s dying from the inside😂

    • @earthalien7777
      @earthalien7777 2 роки тому +13

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Lord_Messiah_Disciple
      @Lord_Messiah_Disciple 2 роки тому +116

      I tried going vegan but I gave up when it made my gas smell like radioactive toxic waste. Normally people like their own brand but not on that setting. Never again.

    • @enchanteddryad6500
      @enchanteddryad6500 2 роки тому +39

      Oh goodness that reminds me of when I used to eat a lot of leafy greens and bell peppers, onions, etc. I was so bloated and gassy I was burping and farting up a storm! Turns out I am actually intolerant to most veggies! :/ whoopsy poopsy

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 2 роки тому +27

      @@enchanteddryad6500 oh wow I didn’t think you could be intolerant to veggies 😭😭makes sense why broccoli fees like I’m getting murdered

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 2 роки тому +5

      @@Lord_Messiah_Disciple oh Lord 😭😭😭

  • @thecarouselpitch
    @thecarouselpitch 2 роки тому +19

    Y’all he abandoned her in the night and DIVORCED her for farting ONE TIME and the part that offended Ken more was that he got fart justice as a homeless guy at the end🤣

  • @Kir_is_here
    @Kir_is_here 2 роки тому +358

    “That’s just the spiders barking” thank you Danes dad that’s hilarious 😂

    • @angorianka
      @angorianka 2 роки тому +18

      No wonder Dane has arachnophobia xD

    • @ryanholderman4887
      @ryanholderman4887 2 роки тому +7

      @@angorianka I got it cuz one time as a kid I was helping dad move bricks, and a huge leg came out and I threw it and out crawls a ugly ass orange and black spider that I don't know how it got into the brick . But I was scared shitless that day.

    • @Idontcare5225
      @Idontcare5225 2 роки тому +4

      My husband says this all the time lol!

    • @asasquatchwithinternet6846
      @asasquatchwithinternet6846 2 роки тому +13

      My grandad used to say that and “I stepped on a bullfrog” lol

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 2 роки тому +3

      My dad says it's the thunder. Or if my mom hears him, she asks him to articulate lmao.
      I had never heard the spider one before.

  • @millenialmom
    @millenialmom 2 роки тому +8

    Dane's approach to holding it in and trapping the other person in the sheets and letting it rip is exactly my husband 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cherifm710
    @cherifm710 2 роки тому +239

    Ken’s reaction to the ex husband being tortured with farts is pure comedy lmao 🤣

  • @Soupdiva
    @Soupdiva 2 роки тому +8

    Best fart joke for me was when my cousin blurts out, “something smells like burnt hair!” And my dad goes “sorry I farted”

  • @giulianamaria5194
    @giulianamaria5194 2 роки тому +389

    “I’ve never had a girl fart in front of me” boy you walked into it

    • @CosmicAli_TheObserver
      @CosmicAli_TheObserver 2 роки тому +22

      That's what I was saying... He followed her!

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 2 роки тому +9

      He did and when she walked away he absorbed the cloud of fart just to gag

    • @Sakkaz
      @Sakkaz 2 роки тому +4

      @@mimi_j LMAOO HE ABSORBED IT

  • @Lyralye23
    @Lyralye23 2 роки тому +30

    This has to be a comedy sketch. There is no way that they think of this as a life changing lesson.

    • @gregbrown8881
      @gregbrown8881 2 роки тому +7

      Imagine being the person who learned something from watching this video.

    • @joshualuke7003
      @joshualuke7003 3 місяці тому

      It’s one of those channels for children raised by iPads.

    • @alexander9703
      @alexander9703 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, atleast it doesn't take itself so seriously like Dhar Mann.

  • @JulieDmomof3
    @JulieDmomof3 2 роки тому +168

    I have a 2 year old that announces when anyone farts, including herself. The first time we were in a store. She said loudly "daddy farted!" We couldn't stop laughing!

    • @LunaVelvett
      @LunaVelvett 2 роки тому +10

      Aww, that's actually so cute 🤣

    • @JulieDmomof3
      @JulieDmomof3 2 роки тому +17

      @@LunaVelvett I love when she tells on herself. She says Kawlee farted (Karlee) in like a Boston accent!

    • @EclecticGreyWitch
      @EclecticGreyWitch 2 роки тому +12

      You can count on kids for open honesty (unless it'll get them in trouble)! 🤣

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 2 роки тому +7

      😂 thats so adorable oh my god

  • @lorscarbonferrite6964
    @lorscarbonferrite6964 2 роки тому +12

    This reminds me of the oldest known joke, one from ancient Sumeria: "Something that's never been known since time immemorial: a young lady who doesn't break wind in her husband's lap."

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 2 роки тому

      Thought of exactly fhe same thing! Although wasn't it 'her husband's/loved one's embrace?

  • @IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT
    @IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT 2 роки тому +920

    Tim is the most DRAMA QUEEN husband ever lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +2

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ian

    • @anjaxtv
      @anjaxtv 2 роки тому +2

      I have a friend that fart all the time, especially in her sleep. It's shocking. When I stay at her house and we go to bed im up all night trying to breathe through the pillow. Its absolutely vile. I've even thrown up. Its just the worst experience..... to the point that it is affecting me spending time with her. It puts me off my food. 😔

    • @anjaxtv
      @anjaxtv 2 роки тому +2

      Oh and guys stop dating here quite soon after she spends the night... I think I know why....

    • @sm0kiaxel
      @sm0kiaxel 2 роки тому +12

      @@AxxLAfriku bruh, I seen the exact comment u posted 3 times already. Just stfu no one wants to hear you spamm

    • @miltontapia1725
      @miltontapia1725 2 роки тому +2

      Simp

  • @kaylahall1219
    @kaylahall1219 2 роки тому +18

    12 years of marriage, and my husband will still leave the room when he needs to rip a stanky leg. ❤️❤️ true love

  • @celestial.dreamer7028
    @celestial.dreamer7028 2 роки тому +176

    "he found himself jobless , homeless and begging on the streets."
    I died laughing at this 😂 also when they farted on him 😭

  • @juliesquirrel
    @juliesquirrel 2 роки тому +4

    The couple delivering this humor in such a deadpan manner and then buff and Ken reacting it as though it’s real is kind of meta

  • @minaharker5699
    @minaharker5699 2 роки тому +136

    A guy telling me on the first date "you can fart in front of me" screams the type of fetish stuff I don't think I'm comfortable with

    • @SuchDoge4242
      @SuchDoge4242 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah I'd have a major red flag popping in my head for sure.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 2 роки тому +7

      @@SuchDoge4242 you could've used a word that's not as easy to confuse with "pooping", man.

  • @kittym.h.1926
    @kittym.h.1926 2 роки тому +33

    One of my exes hated that I, a girl, could actually fart. We were having some issues anyway, so one day after a failed date, I deadass farted underneath the covers and walked my pretty behind to the F train 🤣. Best way to break up: you weren't even good to me anyway, so eat my fart.

  • @Gravemistake94
    @Gravemistake94 2 роки тому +163

    My now fiancée when we first started dating didn’t fart in front of each other for the first 6 months. One day we both got stoned and I laughed so hard I farted. I looked over at him mortified and he just started laughing his ass off, all puns intended. Then I started to laugh. We’ve been together for 9 years. My stance is farts make relationships stronger 😂

    • @earthalien7777
      @earthalien7777 2 роки тому +6

      Cute story and most definitely 😁

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 2 роки тому +14

      I dated a girl for 3 years and never heard her fart until one time she was trying to blow out a clogged pipe and accidentally farted. I grabbed a sharpie marker and wrote "Kendra broke the sound barrier on this date" on the dashboard lol

    • @xxxstellarxxx
      @xxxstellarxxx 2 роки тому +3

      Why does this sound romantic to me LMFAOO

  • @nerdypenguin9164
    @nerdypenguin9164 2 роки тому +8

    I love how one of the comments said this video was relatable. So relatable. Cant tell you how many times I've been divorced because I farted.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 2 роки тому +472

    If your reaction to your spouse farting isn’t trying to out fart them, then you’re with the wrong one

    • @TheSaltySiren
      @TheSaltySiren 2 роки тому +18

      Amen to that!! 🙌🏻🦨💨

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 роки тому +46

      Definitely! I burp. I fart. I scratch my crotch when it's itchy. I try to be discreet but bodily functions happen. If my SO can't deal we'll never work out.

    • @courtneymaynard3142
      @courtneymaynard3142 2 роки тому +51

      Ex-husband acted like I was the most disgusting thing when I would fart. New hubby thinks it's hilarious!

    • @myrkflinn4331
      @myrkflinn4331 2 роки тому +12

      Lmao true
      I'd laugh and enjoy the moment and start cracking fart jokes just to mess with them that day lol

    • @anvec6145
      @anvec6145 2 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic 2 роки тому +11

    "No woman has ever farted in front of me." THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT.

  • @mimoo-69
    @mimoo-69 2 роки тому +187

    I could NEVER marry a man who couldn't handle a fart.

    • @saynotohookups
      @saynotohookups 2 роки тому +21

      I think that was one of the problems with my second ex-boyfriend. He couldn't handle the fact that women are human.

    • @chaseb6275
      @chaseb6275 2 роки тому +3

      @@saynotohookups sounds like he’s gay 😁

    • @bloodfilledchalice6662
      @bloodfilledchalice6662 2 роки тому +6

      @@saynotohookups Omg! We dated the same guy! I know what you mean! My ex was damn near Mysoganitic about it! He was annoyingly controlling about everything and he lived in MY apartment! He would rip all kinds of disgusting farts in front of me and thought it was the funniest thing in the world, but I only farted in front of him less than twice the whole 7 year relationship because I also had plenty of alone time to do what I had to do, but the few times I did he lectured me like he was my grandpa, it was like, so you're living with ME and I HAVE TO get out of my own bed to fart and go away from you so I dont ruin my perfect ideal image for YOUR pleasure, I am usually the type to do that anyway, but the fact he was so controlling about the dumbest things, threw me for a loop 😒

    • @saynotohookups
      @saynotohookups 2 роки тому +6

      @@bloodfilledchalice6662 Oh yeah. My second ex-boyfriend was not controlling but my first ex-boyfriend was controlling. One thing that I could say about my ex-first boyfriend is that he was not turned off by farting, in fact he found humor in it.

    • @Tonetare
      @Tonetare 2 роки тому +2

      @@chaseb6275 Sure! Insult us gay people whenever you straight people act like idiots within your relationships. Point the finger at our community. You straight people can't even get along. Look at all the women hanging straight men out to dry for sexual assault in the media Metoo. I suppose that's the fault of us gays too? Get over yourself!!!

  • @RammyRiot
    @RammyRiot 2 роки тому +29

    This reminds me of my old coworker. He told me his first date with this girl. They were in the car and he accidentally farted, and he looked over to her and said, “uhhh, was that you?” She pauses and goes, “no” and he proceeded to roll the windows up and put the child locks on the window so she had to smell it. They’ve been together three years now 😂

  • @cothogaming3451
    @cothogaming3451 2 роки тому +381

    I bet Tim always thought that “girls don’t fart”. Poor Tim...

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +4

      Tbf, have you ever seen a girl fart? And I’m not saying they don’t, I’m just saying maybe it’s just snickers when they crap

    • @cothogaming3451
      @cothogaming3451 2 роки тому +25

      @@D44RK_Iced_Yogs you’ve never seen it because we deflate before leaving the house. It’s a power only girls can use

    • @firewolf0065
      @firewolf0065 2 роки тому

      @@cothogaming3451 nah trust me it's not

    • @hamper22
      @hamper22 2 роки тому +1

      @@D44RK_Iced_Yogs Not been to the North East of England then, we let them rip 😂

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 2 роки тому +2

      and it does smell like roses; mildly stinky xD

  • @a14a17k
    @a14a17k 2 роки тому +5

    Dane, your laugh genuinely helps my mental health. The two of you are great for some feel good laughs. Muchlovealways

  • @ShdowSora
    @ShdowSora 2 роки тому +153

    SHOW US THE NEW TAT ALREADY KEN.
    It's legit all I can focus on.

    • @havik6039
      @havik6039 2 роки тому +4

      Same!

    • @jehnalualhati9692
      @jehnalualhati9692 2 роки тому +3

      Ikr im pausing to try and see what it is lmfao

    • @ShdowSora
      @ShdowSora 2 роки тому +2

      @@jehnalualhati9692 it kind of looks like it's peeling back his skin to reveal a bionic arm or something.
      That's my best guess 🤷

    • @slntbtch
      @slntbtch 2 роки тому +12

      It's Pyramid head slicing Monokuma in half. He posted a photo on his Twitter.

    • @ceravix7132
      @ceravix7132 2 роки тому

      Same!!!!&

  • @davidbower9802
    @davidbower9802 2 роки тому +5

    Buffs laughter at farting and holding his wife hostage to it is more wholesome than the entire Internet

  • @michaelaisele4180
    @michaelaisele4180 2 роки тому +56

    also she actually moved away. So she wouldn't even have farted in front of him if he didn't walk behind her...

  • @moosefactory133
    @moosefactory133 Рік тому +1

    "Are you the woman I married or just some big farting machine?" That cracked me up.

  • @Jessica-gk5tt
    @Jessica-gk5tt 2 роки тому +55

    Also tim looks like he's one of those craigslist killers

  • @Tilaic
    @Tilaic 2 роки тому +2

    Buff: "I poop with the door open"
    Finally. My spirit animal.

  • @afeeser
    @afeeser 2 роки тому +29

    "You know she farts?" … like every other human being on the planet.

  • @wolfthorn1
    @wolfthorn1 Рік тому +1

    My 75 year old father farted at a family gathering once.
    My sister exclaimed... "Did you just fart in front of me?"
    He used an old Mel Blank line in response.
    "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your turn."
    LOL!

  • @OwenJunn
    @OwenJunn 2 роки тому +227

    Hey Ken and Buff I just wanted to take a moment and say that I appreciate the two of you for bringing so much laughter, entertainment and the enjoyment of your videos. So thank you 🙏

  • @clarerivers1
    @clarerivers1 Рік тому +2

    You know it’s love when you can lay in bed & have the conversation of ‘what have you been eating today’ 🤣🤣, the first 2 mins of you’re reactions has had me cracking up 🤣

  • @ashleebrown1215
    @ashleebrown1215 2 роки тому +68

    Fart horror story: back in middle school, when I still cheered, my coach was trying to tech me how to do a back-walk-over during practice. I almost had it and he was basically just spotting me, but as he was spotting me..... I farted half way through, with my ass straight in the air, in my coaches face. he laughed about it and was fine to keep going, but I was way too embarrassed and refused to try a back-walk-over again. (the scene with the girl and her trainer reminded me of it)

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 роки тому +6

      lol esp in middle school - i would of just walked away as well

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 2 роки тому +5

      😞- I’m really sorry you never mastered the back walk over because of that -
      middle school has got to be about the most difficult time in a most people’s lives - our self-confidence is so fragile at that age and we’re so easily embarrassed and ashamed

  • @luluisdoingthangs
    @luluisdoingthangs 2 роки тому +4

    When Dane asked, “Do you also like cakes?”
    I died. Iykyk. I had almost purged that from my memory 😂

    • @natasha2q2q12
      @natasha2q2q12 6 місяців тому

      Had a friend introduce me to fart cakes SMH

  • @89PurpleDragon
    @89PurpleDragon 2 роки тому +63

    If you’ve never Dutch ovened your partner before, are you even really a couple? 😂

    • @itsunitysunflower
      @itsunitysunflower 2 роки тому +6

      My husband will dutch oven me but then holds me down with no ventilation 🤣 even our animals will get off the bed as they stare him down and Im trapped🤣

  • @rn780
    @rn780 2 роки тому +2

    Consensual farting. An important conversation for every first date.

  • @NesKills
    @NesKills 2 роки тому +50

    Ive only heard my wife fart twice, both times she was asleep. It made me laugh, i still havent told her about it.

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 2 роки тому +20

      Should tell her,man. She be holding them in XD

    • @kendraabbatoy5935
      @kendraabbatoy5935 2 роки тому

      you should collect them in a baggie

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 2 роки тому +2

    I am sooo happy to see you guys react to this video! This is literally my favorite Sameer Bhavnani video just because it's so dumb. I sill can't get over the way Tim asks "There's more?!?!" when his wife tells him she's been holding her farts in. Did he really think farting was just a one-time thing? It's so ridiculous lmao!

  • @MidnightsAnthem
    @MidnightsAnthem 2 роки тому +76

    One of the best duos on YT. Love watching you guys! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @MSMETALBABY
    @MSMETALBABY 2 роки тому +3

    I'm dying! 🤣 This was so hilariously stupid.

  • @taylorr3750
    @taylorr3750 2 роки тому +66

    My boyfriend said he’s gonna get me cake when I fart in front of him for the first time. 🥴😂

    • @madipete281
      @madipete281 2 роки тому +8

      BRUH 😭

    • @Kayla-dr2zg
      @Kayla-dr2zg 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @MyWorlds303
      @MyWorlds303 2 роки тому +3

      Raise the wages!!! Use this to your advantage!!! How about a new purse? Or a Pedicure? The possibilities are endless here!

  • @stacie7766
    @stacie7766 2 роки тому +1

    Visualizing going on a first date, and the guy telling me over dinner, "Just so you know, if you need to fart, go ahead, it won't bother me. I'm not here to judge you.", is just absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣⚰️

  • @be_me
    @be_me 2 роки тому +112

    My boyfriend and I shared a tiny one-room apartment for a year before the pandemic. There wasn't even enough space for a double bed. People who refuse to burp/fart in front of their partner would be bound to spontaneously combust under these circumstances. Believe you me, you'd get used to these very normal bodily functions pretty fast.
    Also, the worst farts are actually the ones you can't hear, those are some sneaky little f*ckers. Beware 😂.

    • @jessicasweatman2046
      @jessicasweatman2046 2 роки тому +7

      The silent but violent ones

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u 2 роки тому +2

      So true. Also can't avoid farts during a road trip haha

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 2 роки тому +2

      That’s when u walk out to the hall way an hold ur poop till they go to the store

    • @be_me
      @be_me 2 роки тому +3

      @@jborrego2406 Well, in that case I would probably never spend any time inside the apartment because I'm gluten intolerant and that can be difficult to manage at times😅. Wonderful...

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 2 роки тому +2

      The ninja farts. Silent but deadly.

  • @sya286
    @sya286 2 роки тому +2

    If I tell my husband I smell, he purposefully chases me around to smell me 😂

  • @leademi1387
    @leademi1387 2 роки тому +56

    I thought my father was weird calling them barking spiders when I was a kid, but Dane just proved it’s an actual thing!?

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 2 роки тому +4

      Oh yeah it's a thing. My boyfriend refers them as barking spiders around our nieces and nephews and so did his dad when he was a kid. It's usually something adults will say to kids along the lines of "Did you hear that barking spider just now?"

    • @kathywrightjohnson6804
      @kathywrightjohnson6804 2 роки тому

      Yah it's a thing! Even here in Western NY.

    • @EclecticGreyWitch
      @EclecticGreyWitch 2 роки тому +2

      I've never heard of it until now.

    • @leademi1387
      @leademi1387 2 роки тому

      @@kathywrightjohnson6804 I’m from NE Ohio and my father was the only person I ever heard say that. I thought it was just yet another cringeworthy thing he did.

    • @ashcole4122
      @ashcole4122 2 роки тому +2

      In spanish my grandpa says its frogs😭

  • @bloodyleia8769
    @bloodyleia8769 2 роки тому +2

    “You know she farts right?” Like he’d care if he really loved her lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @C.Ross_Faded
    @C.Ross_Faded 2 роки тому +20

    7:55 I was smoking when homie said the woman deserved to die for farting 🤣. Bro, I literally couldn’t breathe for ten minutes and my throat still burns while writing this, that line is too good. Smoking kills 💀🚭

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 2 роки тому

    Lol. The double fart goodbye cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @by9diz8
    @by9diz8 2 роки тому +322

    Buff has got a smile only a mother can love

    • @unknown7879
      @unknown7879 2 роки тому +8

      Maybe if she blind

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 роки тому +8

      And face. And hair. And personality.

    • @original_EL
      @original_EL 2 роки тому

      He's got a smile only his mother can decide to love

    • @pattybear4870
      @pattybear4870 2 роки тому +3

      Sad news for him, mothers fart

    • @minas2947
      @minas2947 2 роки тому +1

      Not even

  • @mim3189
    @mim3189 2 роки тому +3

    Not funna lie, that dude didn't need that fart as an excuse, he just looking for a way to leave into "his" arms.

  • @angeladahmen2811
    @angeladahmen2811 2 роки тому +45

    Ah yes, just the "Justice" got me instantly laughing.

  • @xombified2779
    @xombified2779 2 роки тому +1

    I lost it when Buff said "do you like cakes?" Because if you know...then you know lol

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 2 роки тому +93

    Oh no I’m going to leave a wonderful, caring, successful, attractive, down to earth woman who loves me because she had a natural bodily function that everyone has many times a day. How dare she. Can you imagine if this was real???

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 роки тому +13

      I have IBS so I guess I will find out quickly if a potential SO can't cope with that. 😂

    • @jehnalualhati9692
      @jehnalualhati9692 2 роки тому +21

      I actually had an ex who legitimately thought this way. He told me one day "If you ever fart in front of me and we're married im actually leaving you. You're laughing but im 100% serious"

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 2 роки тому +7

      @@jehnalualhati9692 I'm glad he's your ex. That's a horrible thing to say to someone.

    • @saynotohookups
      @saynotohookups 2 роки тому +1

      @@feraltaco4783 I hear you. I have it too. Don't think that my last boyfriend could handle it.

  • @ThatRedHead146
    @ThatRedHead146 2 роки тому +1

    “Mother tries to burn daughter in law”
    Buff : “Nice 😃”
    😂😂

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 2 роки тому +94

    Nah he deserved those farts at the end, he went homeless from being a complete douchbag, not from hard times like most people. This channel HAS to be a parody, but regardless I still want to see y’all react to more of their vids! They really show how cheesy Dhar Mann is 😂

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 2 роки тому +2

      def ripping off Dhar Mann in the best way possible

  • @codihilsmier3958
    @codihilsmier3958 2 роки тому

    Buff, “ I poop with the door open”. Ken, “ I don’t go that far Bro.
    Hahah I was dying.

  • @moth_belly
    @moth_belly 2 роки тому +23

    Farts?
    No, no!
    They're called "barking spiders".

    • @saynotohookups
      @saynotohookups 2 роки тому

      That's far better than "pull my finger". It's hilarious.

  • @nikkim.5351
    @nikkim.5351 2 роки тому +2

    He makes fun of her farts, she gives him a pink eye 💀

  • @JGGR89
    @JGGR89 2 роки тому +12

    Listen, I'm married for the long haul. We issued a truce, our own peace treaty. She can expect swift retaliation depending on devastation 🤣

  • @missdragonplays
    @missdragonplays 2 роки тому +1

    My husband always says “whoa, did you hear that mouse on a motorcycle?” 🙄🤣

  • @crystalfrederick9281
    @crystalfrederick9281 2 роки тому +24

    At first I thought this was the most cringe acting, but at the end when they farted in his face I fell of the chair laughing. Best video ever. 👍😅🤣🤣

  • @klarawinterain6101
    @klarawinterain6101 2 роки тому +2

    These two actors deserve an Oscar just for the awesomeness of playing the parts. 👏🏻

  • @petrosinella
    @petrosinella 2 роки тому +62

    When I first started watching, I was thinking, "Wow, Dhar Mann's really getting desperate for ideas." This parody is really spot-on--I love it!

    • @nicripolas816
      @nicripolas816 2 роки тому +2

      Dhar Mann doesn't need ideas. Every one of his videos is already exactly the same.

    • @hopemarchant126
      @hopemarchant126 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you! I was concerned because I thought it was real, and I was like _This is incredibly stupid_ at 3 minutes in lmao

    • @rikkicrowder7134
      @rikkicrowder7134 2 роки тому +2

      Sadly, he's not a parody of Dhar Mann, he's just a rip-off. I've seen so many of this dude's videos through commentary youtubers making fun of him

    • @Em-fz5uh
      @Em-fz5uh 2 роки тому

      He's not a parody he's dead serious about the videos lol. Cody Ko made multiple videos on this guy, I recommend they're hilarious.

  • @DPGal
    @DPGal 2 роки тому +1

    My husband is always impressed when I fart (usually it’s at night in bed) hasn’t brought up divorce yet! 🤣

  • @SangriaDracul
    @SangriaDracul 2 роки тому +33

    The yoga teacher heard about what happened to Tim after he complained about her farting that's why he said he loved it and went as far as proposing to her. OUT OF FEAR!!

  • @xxenigmaxx418
    @xxenigmaxx418 2 роки тому +1

    As we say in Canada “damn duck are talking shit behind my back again” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melisa8256
    @melisa8256 2 роки тому +43

    Everyone farts!! And if you’re one of those people who hold them in all day… make sure you don’t have any sleep overs because ALL that trapped has will come out.

  • @razorbladecass
    @razorbladecass Рік тому

    "get your farty hands off me" REALLY got me

  • @ilonamasesie8963
    @ilonamasesie8963 2 роки тому +11

    Pregnant farts are the worst 😂😂😂

  • @kurwacipki412
    @kurwacipki412 2 роки тому +1

    “There’s that damn duck again” -our household fart excuse

  • @thevoiceofseason2465
    @thevoiceofseason2465 2 роки тому +17

    I'm listening to this while playing dark souls and the fart in downward dog made me lose my souls I laughed so hard 😂🤣💀😭😅😆

  • @elrisitas1927
    @elrisitas1927 2 роки тому

    5:04 " get your farty hands off me " 😅
    I'm dead !

  • @SwampCeeMcGee60
    @SwampCeeMcGee60 2 роки тому +20

    My man accidentally farted loudly the second week we were talking and after a ten minute laughing session, we've been inseparable ever since and expecting our first baby who will be equally as gassy.

  • @murphymacmanus2058
    @murphymacmanus2058 2 роки тому

    I wasn't expecting them to fart on Tim at the end!!!! I'm dying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MagdaaAnna
    @MagdaaAnna 2 роки тому +17

    "it's just the spiders barking" is my new favourite quote

  • @ADevlugt243
    @ADevlugt243 2 роки тому +1

    Plot twist: Tim had an fart addiction that he was getting over, she almost made him relapse 😭😭😭

  • @CariAndLenny
    @CariAndLenny 2 роки тому +33

    Dane does the same shit my dad does when he farts. 😂

  • @prestonwarren2692
    @prestonwarren2692 2 роки тому +1

    This is the first episode I've actually laughed outloud. It's so outrageous. Well done.

  • @nihalahmet5137
    @nihalahmet5137 2 роки тому +31

    Dhar Mann can't event dream of quality content like this...

  • @PapiyoneVineland
    @PapiyoneVineland 2 роки тому

    « Yeah, and, you look like TRASH. » 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard.

  • @AnnaAreYouOkay
    @AnnaAreYouOkay 2 роки тому +32

    Imagine being the person who’s just passing by as this couple farts on a hobo

    • @maddyshoemaker5253
      @maddyshoemaker5253 2 роки тому

      I read this before that happened and still wasn’t ready

    • @nullvoid7188
      @nullvoid7188 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine being someone who sees it and for no reason joins in.

    • @AnnaAreYouOkay
      @AnnaAreYouOkay 2 роки тому

      @@maddyshoemaker5253 lol it crossed my mind, but I didn’t expect it to actually happen

    • @AnnaAreYouOkay
      @AnnaAreYouOkay 2 роки тому

      @@nullvoid7188 😂

  • @viztusadronuru
    @viztusadronuru 2 роки тому

    My parents would say every time we’d fart “oh those damn barking crickets” and I’d die every time. Lmfao

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 2 роки тому +14

    "Barking Spiders" omg Dane, my poppa use to always say that! You're awesome for stirring that memory for me.😁💚 btw, I had a mini horse that would run real fast, buck, and then let out a huge fart, flippin hilarious. 😉

  • @kyliejohnson6519
    @kyliejohnson6519 2 роки тому

    I'm sure she loves you talking about her choking you out lmao 🤣love you guys

  • @michim.2452
    @michim.2452 2 роки тому +6

    So… we’re together for 9 years and don’t have a problem farting. Buuuut… we have a 7 month old puppy… I never thought such a small creature can fart such stinky things… like so, so stinky! 😂😂😂 we still love him!

    • @entrepreneurialadventures760
      @entrepreneurialadventures760 2 роки тому +1

      Is he a Bernese mountain dog? They are known for their terrible stank ass😂 used to have one as a kid

    • @michim.2452
      @michim.2452 2 роки тому

      @@entrepreneurialadventures760 no, a Havanese dog 🙈

  • @michaelamendez3929
    @michaelamendez3929 2 роки тому +1

    The part where he said her farts smell like roses made me laugh so hard 😆 that’s what my dad always says about my moms farts 😂🤣🤣🤣 true gentleman