Theo why are you so uncomfortable about talking about sex you're the adult.. I hope you hooked up with her she beautiful and knows what she wants in life.
I think she was hitting on him when she said she did not have sex in two years. A lot of times women are on so many medications they have no libido. Which, yea will crush a marriage ect. They do have pills for women though to raise it.
Nikki: “I’ll probably not be talking about sex when I’m 60.” Theo: “Yeah… We could check then?” LMAO the way she takes a second to realize what he’s saying is hilarious.
I felt my eyes glazing over when she was talking. Reminded me of listening to people who have just ingested a certain white powder, and I wanna politely get away but I can’t lol. Theo has the patience of a monk.
8 mins of her explaining why she likes to constantly talk about sex, why she really doesn’t need to talk about sex, and that it’s her choice to talk about sex. . So insightful
@@charles4050 I mean this is literally every clip I've ever seen with this person. Not even exaggerating, it always always always ends up being about her having sex and how important it is, and how much she likes to talk about it. It's not insightful if it's the only thing she ever talks about.
If you care about having a meaningful life, you never stop learning. There’s so much to learn about and figure out and there’s many ways to go about that
@@blue-lotus6943you absolutely get it man. Wish more people could understand that learning doesn't and shouldn't stop when you're a child. All the most important life lessons I learned, I learned as an adult and I was able to because I embraced a mentality of personal growth. It's a life changer.
@adrian ramirez She said she'll stop tlaking about sex when shes 60, Theo said ok We'll see then making fun of the fact that sex is all she tlaks about.
I have a question. Why do people still have sex? Sex is very gross, nasty, messy, and disgusting! I don't see how sex is a good thing. Why don't humans just remove sex from this world? Women can still get pregnant without sex (there's a lot of ways women can get pregnant without sex including artificial insemination). Sex is unnecessary.
Dang, hate that I missed you at RAF Lakenheath!! But, I would like to say, as a retired Veteran, thank you for those folks that got to see you there. It really means a lot to the military members there families when folks come overseas to perform.
@@dbzwwe56 forsure, she also said something about how her doctors said she had “adult adhd” and that’s a good way for them to sell their doctor meth. Usually makes people more crazy
Not to be mean, but she’s a woman you look at and think “why is she single, or has trouble keeping a bf”, because she’s physically attractive, then you hear her talk for a few minutes and it becomes pretty clear
She's explaining exactly why women comics aren't funny. Women comics do their bits based on trying to "empower women." Men comics do their bits based on trying to make people laugh.
@@blairsmith3199 generalization again. Neither are women. Men just aren't critisied scrutinize and judged as closely as women. It's just easier to be a male comedian.
“If I’m doing it I must wanna do it, it must be serving me in someway, so just cut the guilt.” lmao every drug addict I know. The dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. Life is not about continuously pleasuring yourself.
@Matias Martinez I really hate having conversations on social media, because it's rarely constructive. Ok, just deflect and dismiss my argument just because you don't agree, and then say something corny and belittling like "try again kid" to feed your ego or make yourself feel big or whatever. What I was saying is that our duty and responsibility for things outside of ourselves often compromise our immediate, self-interested desires since obviously it's hard to do what you want to do when you have someone else to take care of. For instance it's easy to say life is about doing what makes you happy when you don't have a kid to feed and you may not have enough time or money to find yourself or do the thing that will make you happy in the moment. Life is bigger than your happiness since we aren't isolated beings. The more relationships, friendships, and the more involved you become in your community the harder it is to just simply do what you want. That's all I'm saying.
The thought of Nikki Glaser as a sex therapist instantly made me think of my tattoo artist who’s life is like a legitimate day to day soap opera and whenever he tattoos me, HES the one telling ME some absurd story that you’d think took place last month and was span across 4 days, but it was actually like either the day before or that morning and you just kinda sit there and don’t say anything. Idk just did
@adrian ramirez Being good at roasting is different from being funny or a successful stand-up comedian. Roasting depends on good material written + timing. Nikki sure is good at it, but so were the likes of Martha Stewartewart and Justin Bieber lol. But Nikki stand up is horrendous, she isn't a funny person by nature. She thinks that men are intimidated by her funny personality but I'm sure that they can't stand her, it's annoying as shit being with someone who thinks they are funny but aren't in reality.
I've noticed that Theo is an absolute gentleman when it comes to talking about the dark arts, then he got put in a room with a nympho...feelsbadman, ganggang
Theo: Speaks just over 30 words Nikki: -you tune this out half way through because it sounds like your girlfriend over explaining the same subject for the Nikkith time-
5:13 THEOS FACE!!! Too good, man has that thought in there wanting to get out so bad before he forgets it, and she doesn't even stop to breathe! Hilarious!
Nikki is like that dorky girl in class that you kind of want to make it with for some reason, even though you know that doing so would mean that have to go to Six Flags with her and her moms at some point before awkwardly breaking up with her a week later.
I love how she's like "I'll tell you off air" like its some amazingly interesting thing that everyone wants to know and theo, who could easily find out is just like "I don't wanna know off air" 😅 you could see it bursting her bubble a bit 🤣
@@KINGYANNIC because the first guy he thought of was Joe Rogan. Because Rogan is about 3.5 feet tall and Rogan is responsible for introducing her to millions of people through his podcast.
Asian comics do Asian jokes, women do women jokes. No one is forcing them and most people would agree it's hacky af. They put themselves in these little boxes and blame white men for it.
She has no clue how moral Theo is. Turns him off to hear women talk blunt n nasty. But, he is turned on by bringing it up. She's so used to selling this angle in LA...don't gotta talk like that in front of this gentleman. Relax n enjoy being a lady for a sec.
Theo struggles with the “dark arts”. So I think he struggles with shame and sex.l which I honestly don’t think is healthy. Nikki is just the opposite. Probably too comfortable with her sexuality.
Sex talk for women is like race jokes for black dudes. They can just say whatever they want because they have no backlash for anything on these subjects.
@@HelloThere-uh3ll yeah but with chicks that shit gets old af very quickly. sad girls objectivify themselves and then complain that men are doing it. yay feminism 👏
Her logic is flawless here, just cut the guilt, want to waste time or do things you know aren’t great for you, ahhh just cut the guilt, just shut of the deep moral compass that is telling you the right direction and plunder into the woods nice
Could be, Joey talked about having the open mic chicks blow him cause they were under the assumption it would get them stage time at the comedy store. He even joked about one chick that he ruined because of it, she ended up moving back home and calling him crying saying he ruined her or some shit.
I feel like when Theo said “oh yeah, then tell me about it.” He was actually being sarcastic and didn’t want to hear it, but she took it serious and went on a three minute rant about sex.
bit.ly/theovonclips
Theo why are you so uncomfortable about talking about sex you're the adult.. I hope you hooked up with her she beautiful and knows what she wants in life.
That thumbnail looking like ya boy is ready to make some pottery, you feel me. Sex eyes
Theo you really need to get Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep Smith on to talk about Gerbils and how Big is theyre Biggest ButttPlugs
2:50 It was Joe Rogan right? She seems like his type.
She wanted that Texas Tailgate!
The smile, the hair, the charisma, the humor.......... Theo just has it all.
Ahahah
He must work out.
Lmfao
Hahahaha oh my god that killed me 😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
"I dont want to know off air."
Fucking killed me
He’s undefeated
That's the move
Dark arts deflection
@@beyondbackwater4933 defense against the dark arts
Priceless
I feel like I'm listening to a drunk girl at a house party
Yup, that he whole character on stage, and on Podcasts, its very generic, unauthentic and annoying
Put it on 0.5X playback speed for the full effect
My favorite kind of girl
coke.
@@BenJohnsonDotNetthis is great
“Here’s a woman right here that has a question, she’s obviously not doing well either.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comedy gold😂😂😂
There is a great depth of humility in Theo that we all unconsciously recognize
Well he’s still in the hookup culture and he’s 40 so there’s that
Nikki" Yeah I havent had sex in 2 years...
Theo: "What? 2 years? Heres another woman who called in, shes not doing well either."
😂
I died 🤣
☠☠💀😫😫😫
Sheesh
sheeeeeeeesh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo is giving 0 fucks about what he’s saying to women, it’s pretty wild lately 😂
Theo :.... so anyways want to find out what my semen taste like?
Bringing that mid 90s energy
its the mullet fo sho
that's hot
@@QMS9224 thanks
She's stepping her game up from only talking about sex to talking about only talking about sex. You go girl!
Inception
@@Cheesusrice69222 Egg Zachary 😉
So stunning and brave. What a powerful woman
@@Cheesusrice69222 insextion
Its the only thing men will tolerate coming out of her mouth lol
I couldn't even imagine sitting through that. Theo, you're a strong man.
Do you want to play slot
Persistence for cooch
I agree, he was so respectful. It was heartwarming
Nikki: I’ll tell you who it was off air.
Theo: I don’t wanna know off air.
🐀 👑
Real man, I don't want to know. Not our business to care who women are screwing. Frankly, we do not care. I am more worried about the border.
I think she was hitting on him when she said she did not have sex in two years. A lot of times women are on so many medications they have no libido. Which, yea will crush a marriage ect. They do have pills for women though to raise it.
Theo: Can I taste it off your back?
Niki: Awe that's so nice.
😭💀
It's the reaction guys are expecting but never ever get.
Crazy Person: Can I put you in my basement?
Niki: Awwww, you’d let me go there? So cute.
@@tolbster. 🤣
@@Demion83 facts lol
I can’t stand listening to her a minute longer and I’ve never turned off a Theo clip.
Her only topic is sex. Nothing more to offer.
Nikki: “I’ll probably not be talking about sex when I’m 60.”
Theo: “Yeah… We could check then?”
LMAO the way she takes a second to realize what he’s saying is hilarious.
“Was he tall or short”
“… medium”
“I bet I know who he is”
Hahahahahahha
I could’ve predicted a clip with this title the moment she was booked.
Theo "Sorry that comment was so out of line."
Nikki "Oh that's soooo nice"
...thank u...thank u
Nikki wants it
@@TrollHiddenCave when doesn't she?
Theo has a way with words, he can say the most unfunny shit ever and I’m rolling laughing
Put this in the Bible.
Most male comics are funny because they literally make fun of themselves. Woman comics make fun of everyone but themselves.
Are you Croatian or Bosnian I’m going to guess Bosnian
this is so true
I felt my eyes glazing over when she was talking. Reminded me of listening to people who have just ingested a certain white powder, and I wanna politely get away but I can’t lol. Theo has the patience of a monk.
Baking soda?
@@TPRM1 nailed it.
@@allthingsclassicrock Yeah, I’m pretty hip.
Aderall
One of the funniest ways I’ve heard someone explaining the act of hoofing coke
"Maybe when I'm 60 I won't be talking about sex"
"Well, we can always check then"
hahahahha
8 mins of her explaining why she likes to constantly talk about sex, why she really doesn’t need to talk about sex, and that it’s her choice to talk about sex. . So insightful
COCAINE BABY!!!!
She's the guest. It was insightful if you are interested. Why hate
@@charles4050 who hating? he said it was so insightful. so insightful
@@charles4050 I mean this is literally every clip I've ever seen with this person. Not even exaggerating, it always always always ends up being about her having sex and how important it is, and how much she likes to talk about it. It's not insightful if it's the only thing she ever talks about.
@@seeker156 she’s actually sober, she’s talked about her sobriety on JRE
She sure sounds like she has a lot to prove
Such a powerful woman. So Stunning and brave
@@AudibleVisibIe 🤣🤣
@@AudibleVisibIe she actually cried to her own story
Lmaooo
Any woman in her position would, as your judgmental condescension shows.
Mullet tune up looking great brother. Praise God
*God
well said
Amen
Anybody that really knows Theo, does know his head is buzz cut n he wears a mullet wig this one's darkest.
PTL GANG GANG.
I remember what it was like at her level of maturity, back in the good old days of being 14.
Yeah I was gonna say she reminds me of my high school classmates
When you were just a lil lady. Nah yea I know more mature 13 year olds.
Honestly as silly as this convo may seem to most people, I really appreciate her being genuine and trying to figure things out for herself
That could take a while 💀
Figure things out for herself?She's 38 years old...tick tock.
I recommend more meditation/yoga and less yacking!
If you care about having a meaningful life, you never stop learning. There’s so much to learn about and figure out and there’s many ways to go about that
@@dianem.99 Shes 38 but I absoluty love her. Im 25 and would marry her😂 shes got looks, shes funny as fuck and shes honest
@@blue-lotus6943you absolutely get it man. Wish more people could understand that learning doesn't and shouldn't stop when you're a child. All the most important life lessons I learned, I learned as an adult and I was able to because I embraced a mentality of personal growth. It's a life changer.
Kathy griffin made it in , Jesus. Had me dying 🤣
lmao me too
I didnt think anyone else caught that 😂Theo Wild bruh
2:32 Theo with the Quagmire creeper breath 😂
lmaooo
ahahaha
Giggidy gang gang
Nikki “when my libido drops...when I’m 60...”
Theo “well we can always check then”
that was killer man
Hahahaha
@adrian ramirez She said she'll stop tlaking about sex when shes 60, Theo said ok We'll see then making fun of the fact that sex is all she tlaks about.
Classic theo response, lov it!!!
"I'm not trying to talk about sex with you today"
Also her: talks about sex for straight 9 minutes
I have a question. Why do people still have sex? Sex is very gross, nasty, messy, and disgusting! I don't see how sex is a good thing. Why don't humans just remove sex from this world? Women can still get pregnant without sex (there's a lot of ways women can get pregnant without sex including artificial insemination). Sex is unnecessary.
Dang, hate that I missed you at RAF Lakenheath!! But, I would like to say, as a retired Veteran, thank you for those folks that got to see you there. It really means a lot to the military members there families when folks come overseas to perform.
"Kathy Griffin made it in... Jesus"
Nikki: "yeah I love her"
Lmao
Best part of this clip lmao
Lol Nikki not even paying attention to his sarcasm.
This is who rogan is talking about when he says he has friends who completely changed on adderall
Is she on Adderall?
Probably, she's on klonopin and a SSRI though, i can't remember which one. It's the newer one that has less sexual side effects.
Hes talking about whitney Cummings, go watch the latest episode she is legitimately off her face
@@dbzwwe56 forsure, she also said something about how her doctors said she had “adult adhd” and that’s a good way for them to sell their doctor meth. Usually makes people more crazy
@@ellecee7974 both of them, you can smell the addy through the videos
I lost literal brain cells listening to her reasoning
Not to be mean, but she’s a woman you look at and think “why is she single, or has trouble keeping a bf”, because she’s physically attractive, then you hear her talk for a few minutes and it becomes pretty clear
she's not funny or interesting
@@Renegade15 i have a buddy on Vyvanse. Kind of worried about him, tbh.
Woke. Obscene. Sad.
She’s not really that attractive
@@somethinganything4864 She is though. You don't have to be a model to be considered physically attractive. She's slender and blonde.
Lol, Glaser casually "that was a great backhanded question"
I've never sensed Theo being done with a podcast more than at the end of this one. He was genuinely tired if her shit lmao
I swear to god female comics can't talk about anything but sex. I've heard less sex talk from pornstars than female comics.
Oh she's a comedian ? I'm from the UK so I had no idea wow
Straight up. And the craziest part is that she never picked up on it. And she wonders why she can't find a boyfriend
It’s all that damn adderall she’s taking she tweaked out baby praise god
This is a gold comment right here
“I haven’t had sex for 2 years.”
“Let’s talk about that next”
🤣🤣🤣
Nikki has been saying she hasnt had sex in 2 years for 5 years
@@johnnydeleon8210 I don't give a damn she's beautiful and she can get it
Low iq people crave sex
@@dystopiaisutopia Really? Never thought about that before
@@dystopiaisutopia said by someone obv getting no sec 😭😭
I welcome the ad breaks while Nikki is talking.
LMFAO TOP COMMENT
Theo: I'll eat ice cream off your back.
Also Theo: I don't like talking about it because it's vulgar.
Me: 😂
"It must be serving me in some way" is the best explanation for doing whatever you want that I've ever heard. Love it.
Yeah, but not if you're being completely selfish. Then you're just a dick.
Theo doesn't think she'll stop talking about sex at 60. And neither do I.
At sixty it will be hilarious
Same. She’s just going to be another Chelsea Handler. Chelsea may not be 60, but sure as shit looks like it
She will have an outie by then. Straight Arby’s
@@AliceInPantera Chelsea looks 80 lol
She's explaining exactly why women comics aren't funny.
Women comics do their bits based on trying to "empower women."
Men comics do their bits based on trying to make people laugh.
Exactly. It's constantly, "I'm hoping to make a change in somebody's life through my tired and played out sex material."
And yet here you are, another man saying women comics aren't funny.
Wonder why women need to be empowered more.
Men also aren't afraid to be self deprecating to get a laugh outta people
@@blairsmith3199 generalization again. Neither are women. Men just aren't critisied scrutinize and judged as closely as women. It's just easier to be a male comedian.
Says a stereotypical guy posing in front of his car...
“If I’m doing it I must wanna do it, it must be serving me in someway, so just cut the guilt.” lmao every drug addict I know. The dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. Life is not about continuously pleasuring yourself.
Hey cut the shit! She was talking about sex, not drugs….takin it outta context yo…
@@ShmooyShmoo drugs, sex, gambling. Anything in excess isn’t good for you. This type of reasoning can’t apply to anything in life.
@Matias Martinez Your country, your family, and your adult responsibilities says the world isn't just about you every day lol.
@Matias Martinez I really hate having conversations on social media, because it's rarely constructive. Ok, just deflect and dismiss my argument just because you don't agree, and then say something corny and belittling like "try again kid" to feed your ego or make yourself feel big or whatever. What I was saying is that our duty and responsibility for things outside of ourselves often compromise our immediate, self-interested desires since obviously it's hard to do what you want to do when you have someone else to take care of. For instance it's easy to say life is about doing what makes you happy when you don't have a kid to feed and you may not have enough time or money to find yourself or do the thing that will make you happy in the moment. Life is bigger than your happiness since we aren't isolated beings. The more relationships, friendships, and the more involved you become in your community the harder it is to just simply do what you want. That's all I'm saying.
@Matias Martinez you need Buddha’s 4 noble truths and the eightfold path in your life nigga
The thought of Nikki Glaser as a sex therapist instantly made me think of my tattoo artist who’s life is like a legitimate day to day soap opera and whenever he tattoos me, HES the one telling ME some absurd story that you’d think took place last month and was span across 4 days, but it was actually like either the day before or that morning and you just kinda sit there and don’t say anything. Idk just did
I've known people like that. It's a little overbearing and overwhelming sometimes. I tend to keep my distance around people like thay
i want to get tattooed by your artist
@@danabonnevier2128same sounds entertaining
“Here’s another woman, she’s obviously having a hard time too” I am dead
"we've been silenced about our bodies"
She looks great for being around since the 1950s.
👏
Lol right? That was the weakest argument. Like Amy Schumer (worst "comic" on the planet).
Guys are funnier than girls. 100%
Oh please, women have been silenced about their bodies for a lot longer than that.
@@taylorsmith4128 I'm talking facts, not histrionics.
She just said “if I didn’t have talent.” Oh boy
I love how she’s like ‘people are just going to say’, as if it erases the accuracy.
She has to sing her one note.
I feel like every guy gets caught in Nikki Glazer's trap when they first discover her, then they figure out she's a total head case.
She has more issues than sports illustrated
@@baileyrobinson1279 She has more imaginary problems than a schizophrenic.
@adrian ramirez
Being good at roasting is different from being funny or a successful stand-up comedian. Roasting depends on good material written + timing. Nikki sure is good at it, but so were the likes of Martha Stewartewart and Justin Bieber lol. But Nikki stand up is horrendous, she isn't a funny person by nature. She thinks that men are intimidated by her funny personality but I'm sure that they can't stand her, it's annoying as shit being with someone who thinks they are funny but aren't in reality.
Somebody needs to tell her the raw truth !
Id make her feel good, shes pretty
Theo did a lot of talking over his guests in his old stuff. I'm glad he became a much better listener in recent times.
"I would've let you scoop it with your hands" "theo that's soooo nice" 😂😂😂😂😂
Tapping out at 6:30 on this one Theo. She goes on and on without a break on full defense
She seems deeply insecure.
I loved how Theo said “she’s not doing well EITHER” hahaha Nikki is not ok someone help this woman it’s hard to watch
Nice. I didnt catch that theo is fast as fuck Boi
“i’d let u scoop the ice cream with your hands” lmaoo theo is something else
LMFAO I love how defeated he seems after not getting a reaction out of her with this one 2:55
If I was a comedian I would only talk about my sex life, because it's the only thing in my life that is a joke.
That was funnier than anything she said in this podcast, gang
See, this comment is more deserving of more likes
Gang brother
@@thomasabraham3107 people keep saying that,,what does it mean 'gang"?
@@AngriestAmerican just something Theo says bro 😂 you'll understand if you watch more of him
"Was he tall or short?"
"mmmm...medium."
"Hmm.. I bet I know who it is."
Ded 😂😂
explain?
Chris D'elia
Joe rogan
U got to look out for those medium-sized motherfukers
It was Theo
She's starting to morph into Sarah Jessica Parker.
Except Nikki is hot and SJP not so much
@Anonymous lol exactly
@Anonymous haha exactly
@Anonymous EXACTLY
Noooooooooo. Ok, I'm breaking out the horse blinders JIC😂
Thanks Thro, for not letting her ever tell her BJ story that she seemed to feel was super important and that we needed to know.
I've noticed that Theo is an absolute gentleman when it comes to talking about the dark arts, then he got put in a room with a nympho...feelsbadman, ganggang
Theo: Speaks just over 30 words
Nikki: -you tune this out half way through because it sounds like your girlfriend over explaining the same subject for the Nikkith time-
You win the internet today with that one! 😂
I know mahn😹
Daaayyum how do you do that!
“Nikkith time” 😂
“I would’ve let you scoop the ice creams with your hands”
“That is sooo niiicee”
LOL
5:13 THEOS FACE!!! Too good, man has that thought in there wanting to get out so bad before he forgets it, and she doesn't even stop to breathe! Hilarious!
🤣You can just about hear him doing a faint slow sigh at the same time 🤣
Wow this was very interesting. Cool nuance about why the topic needs to be talked about. Thanks alot
Theo needs a GF
And then what?
@@artemis01 Hopefully he'll be more happy and stay away from the dark arts
Someone who lacks purpose distracts themselves with pleasure.
I love this
Did you stray from your Mennonite Village?
@@tavspop mennonites are based tbh.
Your view
@@derekborba2644 LFG!!!!!
'I dont wana know off air' ... gang shit love that
Nikki is like that dorky girl in class that you kind of want to make it with for some reason, even though you know that doing so would mean that have to go to Six Flags with her and her moms at some point before awkwardly breaking up with her a week later.
5:50 my eyes rolled so hard I had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks
I love how she's like "I'll tell you off air" like its some amazingly interesting thing that everyone wants to know and theo, who could easily find out is just like "I don't wanna know off air" 😅 you could see it bursting her bubble a bit 🤣
he did aske who it was and asked for a physical description before she said that
@@gdrox07 bruh he asked how tall lmaoo
@@KINGYANNIC because the first guy he thought of was Joe Rogan. Because Rogan is about 3.5 feet tall and Rogan is responsible for introducing her to millions of people through his podcast.
"I'd eat that scoop off your back'- damn Theo, hitter
Nikki: Ill tell you who it is off air i cant say on air
Theo: I dont wanna know off air
😂 😂 😂 what is wrong with this dude. Gotta love him
you mean what is *right with this dude.
Tryin to help us out
"Do you think that women don't get broad enough with their topics?" Any honest person would've agreed.
Asian comics do Asian jokes, women do women jokes. No one is forcing them and most people would agree it's hacky af. They put themselves in these little boxes and blame white men for it.
They're talking so comfortably like they're on the same level but gah damn theo is carrying this convo hard
She has no clue how moral Theo is. Turns him off to hear women talk blunt n nasty. But, he is turned on by bringing it up. She's so used to selling this angle in LA...don't gotta talk like that in front of this gentleman. Relax n enjoy being a lady for a sec.
100% correct. This poor girl picked up the nasty talk from NY/LA jewish women and thought it was what men want. We don't. It's weird.
Theo struggles with the “dark arts”. So I think he struggles with shame and sex.l which I honestly don’t think is healthy. Nikki is just the opposite. Probably too comfortable with her sexuality.
@@Sinekyre14 spot on
@@xthexadvantagex what?🤣
Facts
Hearing Theo say “thank you thank” after nikki tells him it’s so nice that he wanted to taste ice cream off her back fucking killed me.
I’m out breath bro lmao and I’m playing it in half speed so she sounds like a drunk girl at a frat party
3:21 Theo literally never fails to make me laugh my @$$ off😂
Theo is a gift to us all. We upstairs!
"If I didn't have talent I'd..." this chick is funny.
“I haven’t had sex in like 2 years”
Theo; “well we’re gonna get right into that”
Hitters have to hit gang gang
Sex talk is a replacement for jokes
Didn’t you know? It’s so “edgy” and “funny” for a girl comedian to talk about sex. Groundbreaking, right?
Sex talk for women is like race jokes for black dudes. They can just say whatever they want because they have no backlash for anything on these subjects.
@@HelloThere-uh3ll yeah but with chicks that shit gets old af very quickly. sad girls objectivify themselves and then complain that men are doing it. yay feminism 👏
People do what is easy
@@breakthecycle5238 for sure. Most things women blame men for, they actually do way more to themselves
Theo deserves a good woman.
Her logic is flawless here, just cut the guilt, want to waste time or do things you know aren’t great for you, ahhh just cut the guilt, just shut of the deep moral compass that is telling you the right direction and plunder into the woods nice
Lmao I thought the same thing! She’s describing this worthless instant gratification lifestyle as if it “serves” her. Truly blind.
7:14 that's like Manson being my behavioral therapist!
Theo obviously uncomfortable with the absurd amount of sexual talk 😂
It was Joey Diaz. Just saying....
Oh I hope so 😂
Lol
Could be, Joey talked about having the open mic chicks blow him cause they were under the assumption it would get them stage time at the comedy store. He even joked about one chick that he ruined because of it, she ended up moving back home and calling him crying saying he ruined her or some shit.
Lol theo von playing guess who with the only hint being "his height is medium"..
I think we know who that might be.
@@JWW60 Norm MacDonald
@@xy-fb8jo Chris Farley.
I feel like when Theo said “oh yeah, then tell me about it.” He was actually being sarcastic and didn’t want to hear it, but she took it serious and went on a three minute rant about sex.
The cut off was perfect🤣🤣🤣
"I actually think it's interesting."
*Crossfade to later in the discussion*
Do you deejay?
@@djkoz78 ugh
@@lerp5555 ugh? Asking if he deejayed that's an issue? Crossfade is a deejay term. Did your mom leave your dad for a deejay?
@@djkoz78 ugh
@@djkoz78 A) it’s a general audio production term
B) nobody ever left anybody for a DJ
"I would be a sex therapist if I wasn't a talented comedian"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She has an uncanny ability for choosing careers that don't suit her.
Especially because therapists are supposed to be doing the listening.
Just. Comedian.
😂
that's a good joke but she's good comedian you can watch her roasts she's great
If she's a comedian, OJ has a Heisman Trophy and Michael Jackson was a great babysitter.
This is gonna be P1ngtrips next super cut video 😂😂😂
Watching Glaser for comedy is like seeking marital advice from a lady of the evening
I knew what I signed up for when I clicked the video, just thought there was going to be a little more Theo..
We all know they went to awkward town all night after
I think she looks incredible here though. Almost as incredible as Theo's mullet.
When Theo said "Sugar Babes" I thought at first he was trying to talk about the Spice Girls. lol
Theo hilarious he straight cut her off & roasted her the whole time 💀
Theo's new stand up regular people is hilarious I like personal stories people write into jokes