Nikki Glaser & Theo Von Talk About Sex

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  • @TheoVonClips
    @TheoVonClips  3 роки тому +157

    bit.ly/theovonclips

    • @Mr_Snowclouds
      @Mr_Snowclouds 3 роки тому +3

      Theo why are you so uncomfortable about talking about sex you're the adult.. I hope you hooked up with her she beautiful and knows what she wants in life.

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 3 роки тому +1

      That thumbnail looking like ya boy is ready to make some pottery, you feel me. Sex eyes

    • @swiftusmaximus5651
      @swiftusmaximus5651 3 роки тому +3

      Theo you really need to get Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Shep Smith on to talk about Gerbils and how Big is theyre Biggest ButttPlugs

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 3 роки тому +1

      2:50 It was Joe Rogan right? She seems like his type.

    • @MrJaman0083
      @MrJaman0083 3 роки тому +1

      She wanted that Texas Tailgate!

  • @macgruber4689
    @macgruber4689 3 роки тому +11933

    The smile, the hair, the charisma, the humor.......... Theo just has it all.

  • @clab92able
    @clab92able 3 роки тому +4508

    "I dont want to know off air."
    Fucking killed me

  • @Suspro7
    @Suspro7 3 роки тому +8178

    I feel like I'm listening to a drunk girl at a house party

    • @nicksilver_music
      @nicksilver_music 3 роки тому +268

      Yup, that he whole character on stage, and on Podcasts, its very generic, unauthentic and annoying

    • @BenJohnsonDotNet
      @BenJohnsonDotNet 3 роки тому +307

      Put it on 0.5X playback speed for the full effect

    • @ThatGuy-zf8oi
      @ThatGuy-zf8oi 3 роки тому +77

      My favorite kind of girl

    • @randompianist8359
      @randompianist8359 3 роки тому +55

      coke.

    • @travismadden2909
      @travismadden2909 3 роки тому +31

      @@BenJohnsonDotNetthis is great

  • @Mike-os8lv
    @Mike-os8lv 2 роки тому +300

    “Here’s a woman right here that has a question, she’s obviously not doing well either.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EricSmyth4Christ
    @EricSmyth4Christ Рік тому +65

    There is a great depth of humility in Theo that we all unconsciously recognize

    • @no_prisoners6474
      @no_prisoners6474 3 місяці тому +2

      Well he’s still in the hookup culture and he’s 40 so there’s that

  • @matthewalkman386
    @matthewalkman386 3 роки тому +3556

    Nikki" Yeah I havent had sex in 2 years...
    Theo: "What? 2 years? Heres another woman who called in, shes not doing well either."

  • @jeffreywood7311
    @jeffreywood7311 3 роки тому +2590

    Theo is giving 0 fucks about what he’s saying to women, it’s pretty wild lately 😂

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +100

      Theo :.... so anyways want to find out what my semen taste like?

    • @dubisays
      @dubisays 3 роки тому +169

      Bringing that mid 90s energy

    • @dangerdeven
      @dangerdeven 3 роки тому +71

      its the mullet fo sho

    • @QMS9224
      @QMS9224 3 роки тому +9

      that's hot

    • @jollofrice914
      @jollofrice914 3 роки тому +5

      @@QMS9224 thanks

  • @MapleBar777
    @MapleBar777 3 роки тому +5434

    She's stepping her game up from only talking about sex to talking about only talking about sex. You go girl!

    • @Cheesusrice69222
      @Cheesusrice69222 3 роки тому +114

      Inception

    • @MapleBar777
      @MapleBar777 3 роки тому +14

      @@Cheesusrice69222 Egg Zachary 😉

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 роки тому +195

      So stunning and brave. What a powerful woman

    • @ToolforOffice
      @ToolforOffice 3 роки тому +35

      @@Cheesusrice69222 insextion

    • @MmmChipotle
      @MmmChipotle 3 роки тому +38

      Its the only thing men will tolerate coming out of her mouth lol

  • @BoomerBarber
    @BoomerBarber 2 роки тому +237

    I couldn't even imagine sitting through that. Theo, you're a strong man.

    • @Awaisvlog325
      @Awaisvlog325 Рік тому

      Do you want to play slot

    • @GeekinGecko
      @GeekinGecko Рік тому

      Persistence for cooch

    • @unabunny585
      @unabunny585 Рік тому

      I agree, he was so respectful. It was heartwarming

  • @az9498
    @az9498 3 роки тому +1225

    Nikki: I’ll tell you who it was off air.
    Theo: I don’t wanna know off air.
    🐀 👑

    • @shawnmendrek3544
      @shawnmendrek3544 2 місяці тому

      Real man, I don't want to know. Not our business to care who women are screwing. Frankly, we do not care. I am more worried about the border.

    • @shawnmendrek3544
      @shawnmendrek3544 2 місяці тому

      I think she was hitting on him when she said she did not have sex in two years. A lot of times women are on so many medications they have no libido. Which, yea will crush a marriage ect. They do have pills for women though to raise it.

  • @stevieshred682
    @stevieshred682 3 роки тому +1332

    Theo: Can I taste it off your back?
    Niki: Awe that's so nice.

    • @schm0tz445
      @schm0tz445 3 роки тому +27

      😭💀

    • @Demion83
      @Demion83 3 роки тому +118

      It's the reaction guys are expecting but never ever get.

    • @tolbster.
      @tolbster. 3 роки тому +28

      Crazy Person: Can I put you in my basement?
      Niki: Awwww, you’d let me go there? So cute.

    • @stevieshred682
      @stevieshred682 3 роки тому

      @@tolbster. 🤣

    • @bradleypalmer7980
      @bradleypalmer7980 3 роки тому +1

      @@Demion83 facts lol

  • @DC-bp8sx
    @DC-bp8sx 3 роки тому +92

    I can’t stand listening to her a minute longer and I’ve never turned off a Theo clip.

    • @Trackstareman23
      @Trackstareman23 3 роки тому +2

      Her only topic is sex. Nothing more to offer.

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 2 роки тому +135

    Nikki: “I’ll probably not be talking about sex when I’m 60.”
    Theo: “Yeah… We could check then?”
    LMAO the way she takes a second to realize what he’s saying is hilarious.

  • @ShaneMichealCupp
    @ShaneMichealCupp 2 роки тому +35

    “Was he tall or short”
    “… medium”
    “I bet I know who he is”

  • @JRR812
    @JRR812 3 роки тому +295

    I could’ve predicted a clip with this title the moment she was booked.

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 3 роки тому +643

    Theo "Sorry that comment was so out of line."
    Nikki "Oh that's soooo nice"

  • @mirneshreljic468
    @mirneshreljic468 3 роки тому +723

    Theo has a way with words, he can say the most unfunny shit ever and I’m rolling laughing

    • @IAMJAYNOVA865
      @IAMJAYNOVA865 3 роки тому +1

      Put this in the Bible.

    • @jessecooper1556
      @jessecooper1556 3 роки тому +1

      Most male comics are funny because they literally make fun of themselves. Woman comics make fun of everyone but themselves.

    • @brent2004
      @brent2004 2 роки тому

      Are you Croatian or Bosnian I’m going to guess Bosnian

    • @tomatomatomatoma
      @tomatomatomatoma Рік тому

      this is so true

  • @allthingsclassicrock
    @allthingsclassicrock 2 роки тому +227

    I felt my eyes glazing over when she was talking. Reminded me of listening to people who have just ingested a certain white powder, and I wanna politely get away but I can’t lol. Theo has the patience of a monk.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 роки тому +2

      Baking soda?

    • @allthingsclassicrock
      @allthingsclassicrock 2 роки тому +9

      @@TPRM1 nailed it.

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 2 роки тому +7

      @@allthingsclassicrock Yeah, I’m pretty hip.

    • @Stopvotingdemocrat
      @Stopvotingdemocrat 2 роки тому

      Aderall

    • @seumasreel4954
      @seumasreel4954 2 роки тому +1

      One of the funniest ways I’ve heard someone explaining the act of hoofing coke

  • @misschelseawilkinson
    @misschelseawilkinson 3 роки тому +74

    "Maybe when I'm 60 I won't be talking about sex"
    "Well, we can always check then"
    hahahahha

  • @Cryemoar
    @Cryemoar 3 роки тому +1962

    8 mins of her explaining why she likes to constantly talk about sex, why she really doesn’t need to talk about sex, and that it’s her choice to talk about sex. . So insightful

    • @seeker156
      @seeker156 3 роки тому +20

      COCAINE BABY!!!!

    • @charles4050
      @charles4050 3 роки тому +24

      She's the guest. It was insightful if you are interested. Why hate

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 3 роки тому +73

      @@charles4050 who hating? he said it was so insightful. so insightful

    • @Marthyboy88
      @Marthyboy88 3 роки тому +57

      @@charles4050 I mean this is literally every clip I've ever seen with this person. Not even exaggerating, it always always always ends up being about her having sex and how important it is, and how much she likes to talk about it. It's not insightful if it's the only thing she ever talks about.

    • @britter1955
      @britter1955 3 роки тому +6

      @@seeker156 she’s actually sober, she’s talked about her sobriety on JRE

  • @thecannon3448
    @thecannon3448 3 роки тому +392

    She sure sounds like she has a lot to prove

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 роки тому +49

      Such a powerful woman. So Stunning and brave

    • @User18dog
      @User18dog 3 роки тому +10

      @@AudibleVisibIe 🤣🤣

    • @DND09
      @DND09 3 роки тому +35

      @@AudibleVisibIe she actually cried to her own story

    • @benjamin5726
      @benjamin5726 3 роки тому

      Lmaooo

    • @josecarbia8181
      @josecarbia8181 3 роки тому +5

      Any woman in her position would, as your judgmental condescension shows.

  • @ChristisKing77777
    @ChristisKing77777 3 роки тому +696

    Mullet tune up looking great brother. Praise God

  • @owenpalmer8242
    @owenpalmer8242 3 роки тому +53

    I remember what it was like at her level of maturity, back in the good old days of being 14.

    • @GrimboBagworth
      @GrimboBagworth 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I was gonna say she reminds me of my high school classmates

    • @jmartinez2289
      @jmartinez2289 3 роки тому

      When you were just a lil lady. Nah yea I know more mature 13 year olds.

  • @blue-lotus6943
    @blue-lotus6943 2 роки тому +204

    Honestly as silly as this convo may seem to most people, I really appreciate her being genuine and trying to figure things out for herself

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 2 роки тому +11

      That could take a while 💀

    • @dianem.99
      @dianem.99 2 роки тому +12

      Figure things out for herself?She's 38 years old...tick tock.
      I recommend more meditation/yoga and less yacking!

    • @blue-lotus6943
      @blue-lotus6943 Рік тому +8

      If you care about having a meaningful life, you never stop learning. There’s so much to learn about and figure out and there’s many ways to go about that

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin Рік тому +5

      ​@@dianem.99 Shes 38 but I absoluty love her. Im 25 and would marry her😂 shes got looks, shes funny as fuck and shes honest

    • @paulj6805
      @paulj6805 Рік тому +5

      ​@@blue-lotus6943you absolutely get it man. Wish more people could understand that learning doesn't and shouldn't stop when you're a child. All the most important life lessons I learned, I learned as an adult and I was able to because I embraced a mentality of personal growth. It's a life changer.

  • @SS-L.O.T.O.
    @SS-L.O.T.O. 3 роки тому +316

    Kathy griffin made it in , Jesus. Had me dying 🤣

  • @jeffbezos6748
    @jeffbezos6748 3 роки тому +243

    2:32 Theo with the Quagmire creeper breath 😂

  • @jcmorrison5487
    @jcmorrison5487 3 роки тому +385

    Nikki “when my libido drops...when I’m 60...”
    Theo “well we can always check then”

    • @tusharbehera8956
      @tusharbehera8956 3 роки тому +13

      that was killer man

    • @FoxtrotXero
      @FoxtrotXero 3 роки тому +5

      Hahahaha

    • @oSLOTHo
      @oSLOTHo 3 роки тому +8

      @adrian ramirez She said she'll stop tlaking about sex when shes 60, Theo said ok We'll see then making fun of the fact that sex is all she tlaks about.

    • @strmwthr
      @strmwthr 3 роки тому +1

      Classic theo response, lov it!!!

  • @dianisquezada9356
    @dianisquezada9356 2 роки тому +97

    "I'm not trying to talk about sex with you today"
    Also her: talks about sex for straight 9 minutes

    • @searain1573
      @searain1573 Місяць тому

      I have a question. Why do people still have sex? Sex is very gross, nasty, messy, and disgusting! I don't see how sex is a good thing. Why don't humans just remove sex from this world? Women can still get pregnant without sex (there's a lot of ways women can get pregnant without sex including artificial insemination). Sex is unnecessary.

  • @Tom13GN
    @Tom13GN 2 роки тому +1

    Dang, hate that I missed you at RAF Lakenheath!! But, I would like to say, as a retired Veteran, thank you for those folks that got to see you there. It really means a lot to the military members there families when folks come overseas to perform.

  • @alexhurt7919
    @alexhurt7919 3 роки тому +226

    "Kathy Griffin made it in... Jesus"
    Nikki: "yeah I love her"
    Lmao

    • @Mrsaltypickle
      @Mrsaltypickle 3 роки тому +5

      Best part of this clip lmao

    • @krunchie101
      @krunchie101 3 роки тому +9

      Lol Nikki not even paying attention to his sarcasm.

  • @austinsmith2808
    @austinsmith2808 3 роки тому +618

    This is who rogan is talking about when he says he has friends who completely changed on adderall

    • @dbzwwe56
      @dbzwwe56 3 роки тому +17

      Is she on Adderall?

    • @truthseeker5110
      @truthseeker5110 3 роки тому +36

      Probably, she's on klonopin and a SSRI though, i can't remember which one. It's the newer one that has less sexual side effects.

    • @ellecee7974
      @ellecee7974 3 роки тому +79

      Hes talking about whitney Cummings, go watch the latest episode she is legitimately off her face

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 3 роки тому +49

      @@dbzwwe56 forsure, she also said something about how her doctors said she had “adult adhd” and that’s a good way for them to sell their doctor meth. Usually makes people more crazy

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 3 роки тому +18

      @@ellecee7974 both of them, you can smell the addy through the videos

  • @kagehughart1498
    @kagehughart1498 3 роки тому +94

    I lost literal brain cells listening to her reasoning

  • @craighajwan4598
    @craighajwan4598 2 роки тому +210

    Not to be mean, but she’s a woman you look at and think “why is she single, or has trouble keeping a bf”, because she’s physically attractive, then you hear her talk for a few minutes and it becomes pretty clear

    • @honeybut
      @honeybut 2 роки тому +1

      she's not funny or interesting

    • @thepancakemann
      @thepancakemann 2 роки тому +2

      @@Renegade15 i have a buddy on Vyvanse. Kind of worried about him, tbh.

    • @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
      @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 роки тому +6

      Woke. Obscene. Sad.

    • @somethinganything4864
      @somethinganything4864 2 роки тому +10

      She’s not really that attractive

    • @hasselett
      @hasselett 2 роки тому +16

      @@somethinganything4864 She is though. You don't have to be a model to be considered physically attractive. She's slender and blonde.

  • @heartandmindovercome3214
    @heartandmindovercome3214 3 роки тому +8

    Lol, Glaser casually "that was a great backhanded question"

  • @mattpike5264
    @mattpike5264 3 роки тому +1447

    I've never sensed Theo being done with a podcast more than at the end of this one. He was genuinely tired if her shit lmao

    • @persiandoomer9249
      @persiandoomer9249 3 роки тому +259

      I swear to god female comics can't talk about anything but sex. I've heard less sex talk from pornstars than female comics.

    • @tinabolesful5184
      @tinabolesful5184 3 роки тому +121

      Oh she's a comedian ? I'm from the UK so I had no idea wow

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 роки тому +153

      Straight up. And the craziest part is that she never picked up on it. And she wonders why she can't find a boyfriend

    • @ajvasquez8734
      @ajvasquez8734 3 роки тому +105

      It’s all that damn adderall she’s taking she tweaked out baby praise god

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 3 роки тому +6

      This is a gold comment right here

  • @uytdeman
    @uytdeman 3 роки тому +307

    “I haven’t had sex for 2 years.”
    “Let’s talk about that next”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 3 роки тому +41

      Nikki has been saying she hasnt had sex in 2 years for 5 years

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnnydeleon8210 I don't give a damn she's beautiful and she can get it

    • @dystopiaisutopia
      @dystopiaisutopia 2 роки тому +1

      Low iq people crave sex

    • @blakenorman7648
      @blakenorman7648 2 роки тому

      @@dystopiaisutopia Really? Never thought about that before

    • @quentinchapman6987
      @quentinchapman6987 2 роки тому

      @@dystopiaisutopia said by someone obv getting no sec 😭😭

  • @op8995
    @op8995 3 роки тому +64

    I welcome the ad breaks while Nikki is talking.

  • @irrelevantideology9640
    @irrelevantideology9640 2 роки тому +18

    Theo: I'll eat ice cream off your back.
    Also Theo: I don't like talking about it because it's vulgar.
    Me: 😂

  • @BangarrangTV
    @BangarrangTV 2 роки тому +5

    "It must be serving me in some way" is the best explanation for doing whatever you want that I've ever heard. Love it.

    • @chefboiardeeznutz9881
      @chefboiardeeznutz9881 Рік тому

      Yeah, but not if you're being completely selfish. Then you're just a dick.

  • @ianx-cast6289
    @ianx-cast6289 3 роки тому +135

    Theo doesn't think she'll stop talking about sex at 60. And neither do I.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +1

      At sixty it will be hilarious

    • @AliceInPantera
      @AliceInPantera 3 роки тому +6

      Same. She’s just going to be another Chelsea Handler. Chelsea may not be 60, but sure as shit looks like it

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 3 роки тому +4

      She will have an outie by then. Straight Arby’s

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 3 роки тому

      @@AliceInPantera Chelsea looks 80 lol

  • @TheSpaniard
    @TheSpaniard 3 роки тому +285

    She's explaining exactly why women comics aren't funny.
    Women comics do their bits based on trying to "empower women."
    Men comics do their bits based on trying to make people laugh.

    • @jwil4905
      @jwil4905 3 роки тому +27

      Exactly. It's constantly, "I'm hoping to make a change in somebody's life through my tired and played out sex material."

    • @digitalcassette5
      @digitalcassette5 3 роки тому +9

      And yet here you are, another man saying women comics aren't funny.
      Wonder why women need to be empowered more.

    • @blairsmith3199
      @blairsmith3199 3 роки тому +8

      Men also aren't afraid to be self deprecating to get a laugh outta people

    • @digitalcassette5
      @digitalcassette5 3 роки тому +6

      @@blairsmith3199 generalization again. Neither are women. Men just aren't critisied scrutinize and judged as closely as women. It's just easier to be a male comedian.

    • @rotten2209
      @rotten2209 2 роки тому +6

      Says a stereotypical guy posing in front of his car...

  • @daniellozano2262
    @daniellozano2262 3 роки тому +155

    “If I’m doing it I must wanna do it, it must be serving me in someway, so just cut the guilt.” lmao every drug addict I know. The dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while. Life is not about continuously pleasuring yourself.

    • @ShmooyShmoo
      @ShmooyShmoo 3 роки тому +3

      Hey cut the shit! She was talking about sex, not drugs….takin it outta context yo…

    • @daniellozano2262
      @daniellozano2262 3 роки тому +28

      @@ShmooyShmoo drugs, sex, gambling. Anything in excess isn’t good for you. This type of reasoning can’t apply to anything in life.

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 3 роки тому +15

      @Matias Martinez Your country, your family, and your adult responsibilities says the world isn't just about you every day lol.

    • @joungyalen25
      @joungyalen25 3 роки тому +25

      @Matias Martinez I really hate having conversations on social media, because it's rarely constructive. Ok, just deflect and dismiss my argument just because you don't agree, and then say something corny and belittling like "try again kid" to feed your ego or make yourself feel big or whatever. What I was saying is that our duty and responsibility for things outside of ourselves often compromise our immediate, self-interested desires since obviously it's hard to do what you want to do when you have someone else to take care of. For instance it's easy to say life is about doing what makes you happy when you don't have a kid to feed and you may not have enough time or money to find yourself or do the thing that will make you happy in the moment. Life is bigger than your happiness since we aren't isolated beings. The more relationships, friendships, and the more involved you become in your community the harder it is to just simply do what you want. That's all I'm saying.

    • @captainomoplata643
      @captainomoplata643 3 роки тому +18

      @Matias Martinez you need Buddha’s 4 noble truths and the eightfold path in your life nigga

  • @noahbtwofouronethree3225
    @noahbtwofouronethree3225 3 роки тому +107

    The thought of Nikki Glaser as a sex therapist instantly made me think of my tattoo artist who’s life is like a legitimate day to day soap opera and whenever he tattoos me, HES the one telling ME some absurd story that you’d think took place last month and was span across 4 days, but it was actually like either the day before or that morning and you just kinda sit there and don’t say anything. Idk just did

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 2 роки тому +4

      I've known people like that. It's a little overbearing and overwhelming sometimes. I tend to keep my distance around people like thay

    • @danabonnevier2128
      @danabonnevier2128 Рік тому +5

      i want to get tattooed by your artist

    • @KotaBryce
      @KotaBryce Рік тому

      @@danabonnevier2128same sounds entertaining

  • @colebucket1982
    @colebucket1982 Рік тому +6

    “Here’s another woman, she’s obviously having a hard time too” I am dead

  • @charlieparkeris
    @charlieparkeris 3 роки тому +283

    "we've been silenced about our bodies"
    She looks great for being around since the 1950s.

    • @despatrick5602
      @despatrick5602 3 роки тому +6

      👏

    • @Andre-oc7gg
      @Andre-oc7gg 3 роки тому +24

      Lol right? That was the weakest argument. Like Amy Schumer (worst "comic" on the planet).
      Guys are funnier than girls. 100%

    • @taylorsmith4128
      @taylorsmith4128 Рік тому +7

      Oh please, women have been silenced about their bodies for a lot longer than that.

    • @charlieparkeris
      @charlieparkeris Рік тому +5

      @@taylorsmith4128 I'm talking facts, not histrionics.

    • @sallyflanders1608
      @sallyflanders1608 4 місяці тому

      She just said “if I didn’t have talent.” Oh boy

  • @CameronForrester
    @CameronForrester 3 роки тому +32

    I love how she’s like ‘people are just going to say’, as if it erases the accuracy.

  • @jjwallnutts
    @jjwallnutts 3 роки тому +152

    She has to sing her one note.

  • @OGS2099
    @OGS2099 3 роки тому +181

    I feel like every guy gets caught in Nikki Glazer's trap when they first discover her, then they figure out she's a total head case.

    • @baileyrobinson1279
      @baileyrobinson1279 3 роки тому +62

      She has more issues than sports illustrated

    • @joel8750
      @joel8750 3 роки тому +21

      @@baileyrobinson1279 She has more imaginary problems than a schizophrenic.

    • @l.s3132
      @l.s3132 3 роки тому +12

      @adrian ramirez
      Being good at roasting is different from being funny or a successful stand-up comedian. Roasting depends on good material written + timing. Nikki sure is good at it, but so were the likes of Martha Stewartewart and Justin Bieber lol. But Nikki stand up is horrendous, she isn't a funny person by nature. She thinks that men are intimidated by her funny personality but I'm sure that they can't stand her, it's annoying as shit being with someone who thinks they are funny but aren't in reality.

    • @raymondotoole2600
      @raymondotoole2600 3 роки тому +2

      Somebody needs to tell her the raw truth !

    • @signifidelica2819
      @signifidelica2819 2 роки тому

      Id make her feel good, shes pretty

  • @brandongonzalez6277
    @brandongonzalez6277 10 місяців тому

    Theo did a lot of talking over his guests in his old stuff. I'm glad he became a much better listener in recent times.

  • @troyblum3447
    @troyblum3447 Рік тому +5

    "I would've let you scoop it with your hands" "theo that's soooo nice" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pudi1224
    @Pudi1224 3 роки тому +53

    Tapping out at 6:30 on this one Theo. She goes on and on without a break on full defense

  • @yz4043
    @yz4043 3 роки тому +36

    She seems deeply insecure.

  • @humphreybouvier9381
    @humphreybouvier9381 3 роки тому +158

    I loved how Theo said “she’s not doing well EITHER” hahaha Nikki is not ok someone help this woman it’s hard to watch

    • @jmartinez2289
      @jmartinez2289 3 роки тому +5

      Nice. I didnt catch that theo is fast as fuck Boi

  • @insomxniac1200
    @insomxniac1200 2 роки тому +5

    “i’d let u scoop the ice cream with your hands” lmaoo theo is something else

  • @Epicdps
    @Epicdps 2 роки тому +4

    LMFAO I love how defeated he seems after not getting a reaction out of her with this one 2:55

  • @AngriestAmerican
    @AngriestAmerican 3 роки тому +706

    If I was a comedian I would only talk about my sex life, because it's the only thing in my life that is a joke.

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 3 роки тому +53

      That was funnier than anything she said in this podcast, gang

    • @guycleveland5946
      @guycleveland5946 3 роки тому +3

      See, this comment is more deserving of more likes

    • @thomasabraham3107
      @thomasabraham3107 3 роки тому +2

      Gang brother

    • @AngriestAmerican
      @AngriestAmerican 3 роки тому +4

      @@thomasabraham3107 people keep saying that,,what does it mean 'gang"?

    • @thomasabraham3107
      @thomasabraham3107 3 роки тому +6

      @@AngriestAmerican just something Theo says bro 😂 you'll understand if you watch more of him

  • @lukecasio9810
    @lukecasio9810 3 роки тому +194

    "Was he tall or short?"
    "mmmm...medium."
    "Hmm.. I bet I know who it is."
    Ded 😂😂

  • @acidtwin
    @acidtwin 3 роки тому +110

    She's starting to morph into Sarah Jessica Parker.

    • @dumpsterfire7916
      @dumpsterfire7916 3 роки тому +9

      Except Nikki is hot and SJP not so much

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ 3 роки тому +2

      @Anonymous lol exactly

    • @dumpsterfire7916
      @dumpsterfire7916 3 роки тому

      @Anonymous haha exactly

    • @Semba999
      @Semba999 3 роки тому

      @Anonymous EXACTLY

    • @openmythirdeye
      @openmythirdeye 8 місяців тому

      Noooooooooo. Ok, I'm breaking out the horse blinders JIC😂

  • @psychoslingers8732
    @psychoslingers8732 2 роки тому +20

    Thanks Thro, for not letting her ever tell her BJ story that she seemed to feel was super important and that we needed to know.

  • @ferg306
    @ferg306 3 роки тому +50

    I've noticed that Theo is an absolute gentleman when it comes to talking about the dark arts, then he got put in a room with a nympho...feelsbadman, ganggang

  • @TheFailLord72
    @TheFailLord72 3 роки тому +141

    Theo: Speaks just over 30 words
    Nikki: -you tune this out half way through because it sounds like your girlfriend over explaining the same subject for the Nikkith time-

  • @Scottierolls
    @Scottierolls 3 роки тому +82

    “I would’ve let you scoop the ice creams with your hands”
    “That is sooo niiicee”
    LOL

  • @cpie6357
    @cpie6357 2 роки тому +2

    5:13 THEOS FACE!!! Too good, man has that thought in there wanting to get out so bad before he forgets it, and she doesn't even stop to breathe! Hilarious!

    • @jessshreds
      @jessshreds 2 роки тому

      🤣You can just about hear him doing a faint slow sigh at the same time 🤣

  • @bramsoul4940
    @bramsoul4940 Рік тому

    Wow this was very interesting. Cool nuance about why the topic needs to be talked about. Thanks alot

  • @brandonpestano
    @brandonpestano 3 роки тому +133

    Theo needs a GF

    • @artemis01
      @artemis01 3 роки тому +12

      And then what?

    • @voltic7133
      @voltic7133 3 роки тому +27

      @@artemis01 Hopefully he'll be more happy and stay away from the dark arts

  • @TehBliz
    @TehBliz 3 роки тому +221

    Someone who lacks purpose distracts themselves with pleasure.

  • @productofterror
    @productofterror 3 роки тому +15

    'I dont wana know off air' ... gang shit love that

  • @n0-one0
    @n0-one0 3 роки тому +11

    Nikki is like that dorky girl in class that you kind of want to make it with for some reason, even though you know that doing so would mean that have to go to Six Flags with her and her moms at some point before awkwardly breaking up with her a week later.

  • @JohnDee633
    @JohnDee633 3 роки тому +4

    5:50 my eyes rolled so hard I had to wear an eye patch for 3 weeks

  • @jamesoneill6183
    @jamesoneill6183 3 роки тому +213

    I love how she's like "I'll tell you off air" like its some amazingly interesting thing that everyone wants to know and theo, who could easily find out is just like "I don't wanna know off air" 😅 you could see it bursting her bubble a bit 🤣

    • @gdrox07
      @gdrox07 3 роки тому +10

      he did aske who it was and asked for a physical description before she said that

    • @KINGYANNIC
      @KINGYANNIC 3 роки тому +24

      @@gdrox07 bruh he asked how tall lmaoo

    • @Chadthefatherbear
      @Chadthefatherbear 2 роки тому +3

      @@KINGYANNIC because the first guy he thought of was Joe Rogan. Because Rogan is about 3.5 feet tall and Rogan is responsible for introducing her to millions of people through his podcast.

  • @MrKellyv1
    @MrKellyv1 3 роки тому +88

    "I'd eat that scoop off your back'- damn Theo, hitter

  • @zacharybruner765
    @zacharybruner765 3 роки тому +52

    Nikki: Ill tell you who it is off air i cant say on air
    Theo: I dont wanna know off air
    😂 😂 😂 what is wrong with this dude. Gotta love him

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 3 роки тому +4

      you mean what is *right with this dude.

    • @mattw6705
      @mattw6705 3 роки тому +2

      Tryin to help us out

  • @teebone25
    @teebone25 3 роки тому +7

    "Do you think that women don't get broad enough with their topics?" Any honest person would've agreed.

    • @zootsoot2006
      @zootsoot2006 3 роки тому

      Asian comics do Asian jokes, women do women jokes. No one is forcing them and most people would agree it's hacky af. They put themselves in these little boxes and blame white men for it.

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 3 роки тому +8

    They're talking so comfortably like they're on the same level but gah damn theo is carrying this convo hard

  • @amandamcbride256
    @amandamcbride256 3 роки тому +121

    She has no clue how moral Theo is. Turns him off to hear women talk blunt n nasty. But, he is turned on by bringing it up. She's so used to selling this angle in LA...don't gotta talk like that in front of this gentleman. Relax n enjoy being a lady for a sec.

    • @Sinekyre14
      @Sinekyre14 3 роки тому +42

      100% correct. This poor girl picked up the nasty talk from NY/LA jewish women and thought it was what men want. We don't. It's weird.

    • @xthexadvantagex
      @xthexadvantagex 3 роки тому +12

      Theo struggles with the “dark arts”. So I think he struggles with shame and sex.l which I honestly don’t think is healthy. Nikki is just the opposite. Probably too comfortable with her sexuality.

    • @townbythetown
      @townbythetown 3 роки тому

      @@Sinekyre14 spot on

    • @BD-fk9fw
      @BD-fk9fw 3 роки тому +2

      @@xthexadvantagex what?🤣

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 3 роки тому

      Facts

  • @TheBrandonDawson
    @TheBrandonDawson 3 роки тому +70

    Hearing Theo say “thank you thank” after nikki tells him it’s so nice that he wanted to taste ice cream off her back fucking killed me.

    • @Pendragon-dnd
      @Pendragon-dnd 2 роки тому +1

      I’m out breath bro lmao and I’m playing it in half speed so she sounds like a drunk girl at a frat party

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 3 роки тому +179

    3:21 Theo literally never fails to make me laugh my @$$ off😂

  • @FLmetalhead
    @FLmetalhead 2 роки тому

    Theo is a gift to us all. We upstairs!

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast Рік тому +2

    "If I didn't have talent I'd..." this chick is funny.

  • @user-uo7qz7dw2x
    @user-uo7qz7dw2x 3 роки тому +68

    “I haven’t had sex in like 2 years”
    Theo; “well we’re gonna get right into that”

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому +1

      Hitters have to hit gang gang

  • @drdeadbeat1604
    @drdeadbeat1604 3 роки тому +150

    Sex talk is a replacement for jokes

    • @taylorprocker
      @taylorprocker 3 роки тому +30

      Didn’t you know? It’s so “edgy” and “funny” for a girl comedian to talk about sex. Groundbreaking, right?

    • @HelloThere-uh3ll
      @HelloThere-uh3ll 3 роки тому +10

      Sex talk for women is like race jokes for black dudes. They can just say whatever they want because they have no backlash for anything on these subjects.

    • @breakthecycle5238
      @breakthecycle5238 3 роки тому +4

      @@HelloThere-uh3ll yeah but with chicks that shit gets old af very quickly. sad girls objectivify themselves and then complain that men are doing it. yay feminism 👏

    • @nexusobserve
      @nexusobserve 3 роки тому +1

      People do what is easy

    • @HelloThere-uh3ll
      @HelloThere-uh3ll 3 роки тому +1

      @@breakthecycle5238 for sure. Most things women blame men for, they actually do way more to themselves

  • @jaimesswag
    @jaimesswag 3 роки тому +45

    Theo deserves a good woman.

  • @breakthroughtheology
    @breakthroughtheology 2 роки тому +4

    Her logic is flawless here, just cut the guilt, want to waste time or do things you know aren’t great for you, ahhh just cut the guilt, just shut of the deep moral compass that is telling you the right direction and plunder into the woods nice

    • @Chuckschwartz
      @Chuckschwartz 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao I thought the same thing! She’s describing this worthless instant gratification lifestyle as if it “serves” her. Truly blind.

  • @bipolartyranttroller
    @bipolartyranttroller 2 роки тому +1

    7:14 that's like Manson being my behavioral therapist!

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 3 роки тому +74

    Theo obviously uncomfortable with the absurd amount of sexual talk 😂

  • @FishNFreshWater
    @FishNFreshWater 3 роки тому +30

    It was Joey Diaz. Just saying....

    • @Indianaparadise
      @Indianaparadise 3 роки тому +3

      Oh I hope so 😂

    • @joebill663
      @joebill663 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Cryemoar
      @Cryemoar 3 роки тому +1

      Could be, Joey talked about having the open mic chicks blow him cause they were under the assumption it would get them stage time at the comedy store. He even joked about one chick that he ruined because of it, she ended up moving back home and calling him crying saying he ruined her or some shit.

  • @tacti-cool4022
    @tacti-cool4022 3 роки тому +59

    Lol theo von playing guess who with the only hint being "his height is medium"..

    • @JWW60
      @JWW60 3 роки тому

      I think we know who that might be.

    • @xy-fb8jo
      @xy-fb8jo 3 роки тому +1

      @@JWW60 Norm MacDonald

    • @networth00
      @networth00 3 роки тому

      @@xy-fb8jo Chris Farley.

  • @dylancampbell52203
    @dylancampbell52203 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like when Theo said “oh yeah, then tell me about it.” He was actually being sarcastic and didn’t want to hear it, but she took it serious and went on a three minute rant about sex.

  • @thesenate4570
    @thesenate4570 Рік тому

    The cut off was perfect🤣🤣🤣

  • @claytonfilpo
    @claytonfilpo 3 роки тому +57

    "I actually think it's interesting."
    *Crossfade to later in the discussion*

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 3 роки тому

      Do you deejay?

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 роки тому +1

      @@djkoz78 ugh

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 3 роки тому

      @@lerp5555 ugh? Asking if he deejayed that's an issue? Crossfade is a deejay term. Did your mom leave your dad for a deejay?

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 роки тому +1

      @@djkoz78 ugh

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 роки тому +4

      @@djkoz78 A) it’s a general audio production term
      B) nobody ever left anybody for a DJ

  • @someguy2775
    @someguy2775 3 роки тому +560

    "I would be a sex therapist if I wasn't a talented comedian"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    She has an uncanny ability for choosing careers that don't suit her.

  • @territorialamcape2726
    @territorialamcape2726 3 роки тому +25

    This is gonna be P1ngtrips next super cut video 😂😂😂

  • @flyboymcgee8059
    @flyboymcgee8059 Рік тому +47

    Watching Glaser for comedy is like seeking marital advice from a lady of the evening

  • @HAMlLTON
    @HAMlLTON 2 роки тому +1

    I knew what I signed up for when I clicked the video, just thought there was going to be a little more Theo..

  • @nowyouaskbutwhy3082
    @nowyouaskbutwhy3082 3 роки тому +37

    We all know they went to awkward town all night after

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 роки тому +23

    I think she looks incredible here though. Almost as incredible as Theo's mullet.

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 3 роки тому +15

    When Theo said "Sugar Babes" I thought at first he was trying to talk about the Spice Girls. lol

  • @mojojo245
    @mojojo245 2 роки тому +2

    Theo hilarious he straight cut her off & roasted her the whole time 💀

  • @maxhernandez9667
    @maxhernandez9667 3 роки тому

    Theo's new stand up regular people is hilarious I like personal stories people write into jokes