Theo if you didn't OM this girl immediately after the interview, after all the mad vibes she was sending your way, then you might just need to be gay or something.
@John Failphins Theo is the most naturally funny person I've ever seen. I've met a couple like him too. However his ramblings are much funnier than his stand up imo.
I mean, *thrown from a horse then hit by a bus* ... things Theo causally spits out in passing are often funnier than the most carefully crafted punchlines by top comics.
You're right, she alley-oop'd the joke, but Theo got the assist for providing the material for her to put together. She basically edited his stream of consciousness and made it funnier.
Nicholas Pagano hahaha your mom sure doesn’t count. by the way dumbass. Since your comprehension sucks. It was in reference to that guy turning her on from his stories, not because she has a dirty pussy. But then again you probably never saw a woman turned on. It’s understandable.
@Nicholas Pagano what's up with the violence on several comments, are you like legitimately in love with that lady, is she your sister or something? Relax dude it's a fucking UA-cam comment, quit projecting your virginity in public, it's embarrassing and cringy as fuck
I'm only halfway through but Theo is so naturally funny it's ridiculous..."Clitoral King Midas" and "That ol HB combo" we're just so quick and smart like damn I'm impressed.
Plebeian. Gloves are for amateurs.... As for one of the great poets of our generation once said ..... " If you ain't willing to die for it, you don't really want it! " - Tracy Morgan
I have seen many women too. What he said on vagina out of about 7 to 10 smells bad is very true. Either the women do not care, tolerate it or do not know. That smells is extremely awful.
“I was the best looking man AND woman in the entire place.” 😂 I’m dead
@Nicholas Pagano That killed me. 🐴
I wouldn’t even let her lick my fart box haha
I think Theo is literally the only human being on the planet who is capable of rocking a mullet in this day and age.
You've never been to North or South Dakota.
It looks good. I'd never rock it.
Can you stop saying literally
Literally
@@seanpaulson9098 it literally took you that long to reply
see how fast she said 'ex' in the first minute. that's dark arts secrets right there boiiii
"my boyfriend.... Err I mean ex boyfriend" riiiiiiiight
I was like "Sweet! I have a chance" :D
🤦♂️
Yo she was quick with that.
Good eye Son!
“Some lady even farted” I was like holding onto things in my kitchen laughing I almost fell on the ground
tattoofthesun That was pretty funny
Theo if you didn't OM this girl immediately after the interview, after all the mad vibes she was sending your way, then you might just need to be gay or something.
he totes banged nikki
If Nikki needs a taste tester, I'm her man.
No need for gloves I'm diving face first.
Dry
Nah Theo is just a player and treats the ladies with respect.🤔
$10 says Theo hit Nikki with that index after this.
Omg seriously. Hilarious
With the ol "John Wayne's". Hahaha.
John Wayne Gacy. LOL.
Nicholas Pagano No. Get a life. Please stop and think. Realize what a joke is. Only desperate losers take jokes literally.
That index hitta, bruh.
Theo has without a doubt the best mind in comedy right now
Na delia
agreed
yup, him and Kyle Kinane. I could listen to them tell stories the rest of my life.
@@JimmyChibsTv Fuck Chris Delia
@John Failphins Theo is the most naturally funny person I've ever seen. I've met a couple like him too. However his ramblings are much funnier than his stand up imo.
I mean, *thrown from a horse then hit by a bus* ... things Theo causally spits out in passing are often funnier than the most carefully crafted punchlines by top comics.
Nikki said that..6:06
You're right, she alley-oop'd the joke, but Theo got the assist for providing the material for her to put together. She basically edited his stream of consciousness and made it funnier.
That HB Combo
"from exotic animals you've never even heard of, like chimpanebras and Alipacakeets"
Theo was out peddling hamps to ravers when the rest of us were working our first jobs in fast food or as baggers in grocery stores.
This dude has the funniest one liners.
"clitoral king midas"
Theo Von might be the coolest dude to have ever lived
God I wanna hear him talk about this with Joey Diaz 😂😂
I could listen to Theo all day and his life stories are so funny.
“Nobody’s raping anybody, there’s *not a lot* of that...” hahaha holy shit I love the way Theo words things sometimes.
When Nikki says, "I will lick myself off your face," i started googling wedding rings
Brent Carlson right on lol
Lol
lmao
Welp, didn't think I was gonna have to fight someone today
Lmfao. U get the Win
Theo is so incredibly chill and nice. He makes this sound so simple and natural; anyone else would reek of creep talking about this
Bet she left a snail trail on that seat
Nicholas Pagano hahaha your mom sure doesn’t count.
by the way dumbass. Since your comprehension sucks. It was in reference to that guy turning her on from his stories, not because she has a dirty pussy. But then again you probably never saw a woman turned on. It’s understandable.
Theo should demonstrate the technique for us. Nikki seems like she'd be down.
mewkatlol woah bruh hahahhaa wtf u wild
More pressure
John Wayne Gacy!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JWG is were you go around finger bangin randoms to death, with only a sociopath, emotionless stare
Holy crap when he slipped with the gacy with what he was talking, I honestly haven't laughed that much in more than a decade
"Now slide"
"so you got all this chi built up." he knows what's up.
Theo "clitoral king midas" von
Theo's storytelling style is one of the funniest I've ever seen. Seems like both are getting pretty squirmy during this.
She got the tingles...thats why her legs are crossed👹😈👿
@Nicholas Pagano what's up with the violence on several comments, are you like legitimately in love with that lady, is she your sister or something? Relax dude it's a fucking UA-cam comment, quit projecting your virginity in public, it's embarrassing and cringy as fuck
Those legs tho
You ain't lying.
Yea Theo been working out
Only decent part.
Sleep Long lol yea she’s busted
What i would give to have patrice o neil back and present for this convo.
Jesus Guevara thats a great comment
Lord a Mercy....wtf am i listening to? sounds fun.
i actually appreciate that he's looking to learn how to make women feel good in a sexual way, so many guys don't care about it at all so props to him
legend says Theo gave her a lesson backstage
Nicholas Pagano lmao why did you say that
Walked outta there feeling like John Wayne Gacey cous! Finger Poppin and body burying under the front fucking porch bruh.
Theo Vonilo: Male Gigolo
I'm gonna he-bitch man slap you.
“He felt lighter” killed me
you got all this chi 😂😂
The thumbnail says mediation lol
Why tf did he say she allegedly came on his podcast lmfao
Theo Von is so nice, open and genuine. And hilarious as well. Love that guy.
This is by far my new favorite podcast… Sorry Joe Rogan
Theo doing his community service...
This.... Was amazing.....
Orgasmic Meditation? You fucking kidding me, how the hell do I sign up in the East Coast? Sounds very educational & interesting
God Bless 😂
John Wayne Gacy...
Man, she is giving off some strong vibes for the Theo OM experience.... Sponsored by greyblock pizza.
"you didnt get to bust so you got all this chi built up"
I'm only halfway through but Theo is so naturally funny it's ridiculous..."Clitoral King Midas" and "That ol HB combo" we're just so quick and smart like damn I'm impressed.
She's a freak. Love it.
If only they did Gandhi’s classes for all the clueless inconsiderate jerkers out there
Wtf am i watching?
all of us need to know if the guy ate the gummy worm , let us know glaze
This is absolutely awesome at first I was like what the fuck is this but brilliant I love this dude where he is he been my whole life?
"... toss a mint in there" says the guy with the mullet.
1,000 magic kits. Theo is the 1-liner king.
"That fuckin HB combo"
Theo fingerblasted Glaser moments after this
I don’t know who this mullet dude is but he is so sexy?
"The spread eagle should be the national bird"
Lady: cracks up
Comedians, mention the female anatomy, and you're comedy gold!
Theo your OM is on NETFLIX
Thumbnail says "Orgasmic Mediation" lol
It's all fun and games until you get HPV from bitting your fingernails....
That's why you wear the special gloves
Plebeian. Gloves are for amateurs.... As for one of the great poets of our generation once said ..... " If you ain't willing to die for it, you don't really want it! " - Tracy Morgan
When is guy’s night though?
Ive always thought she was a beautiful woman. When she said she thought tasting herself was hot... I want to marry her.
theo is a fricking assassin
Glaser's legs!
what?!!! EG Daily aka sexhead is a rob zombie movie superstar!! you are luckyyyyy!!!
3:55 serious question here; where is he looking all the time?
"i was the best looking man AND woman in the whole fuckin' place..."
this man is an absolute savage. long live theo.
Theo is the man we didn’t know was “The Man”
Theo made that shit funny and chill, but thinking about is creepy as fuck. Especially the feminist spin on it, ughhh sheesh.
‘This aint a family y’ know’ …OMG I’m CRYING 😂😂😂
now slide
Damn guys gotta pay Asians to rub them out
I have seen many women too. What he said on vagina out of about 7 to 10 smells bad is very true. Either the women do not care, tolerate it or do not know. That smells is extremely awful.
The part he said about that there was no pressure of pleasuring any man on the women, hit home.
And now can we get a live demonstration right here and now on the Podcast with Nikki...?🤔🤔🤔
I was unsure about theo, after watching this i love the man, the thing about him deep down being an overweight cafeteria lady was awesome lol
Sounds like a good place for blue balls.
Look at them legsss
Sooooooooooo many funny lines in here but, “you diddle whoever shows up.”😂👍
I think Nikki looking for trial session.
Most entertainment I’ve had from 2 people talking.
i want the youtube mods to explain to me how i got here
Seems like the man should get paid for it.
Netflix Special.
Theo Von: Vagina Whisperer
That looked like some serious Basic Instinct @ 0:12
Lol it's just "meditation" . I cant feel bad, because meditation is good.
Now I know why they always say OM when they meditate
I sure hope Theo had E.G.'s permission. Otherwise a terrible violation of privacy.
4:18 how many fucking legs does she have.
That whole thing and the chow line had me rolling.
That HB combo 😂
Theo is insane lmao
god damn, this is fucking strange
Is that Iliza Scheshzsinger
John Wayne Gacy lmao
They should date.
Theo von is awesome! Haha
Lol @ safe process, what the zuck. Well done Theo disclosing this ladies name and picture. Bravo for privacy, not!
The way Nikki's face melts at 8:40 when she realizes Theo's being vulnerable is the crux of his comedy: You NEVER know when he's being serious
“I got attacked by dogs and cats on my birthday” Theo Von’s life is like god constantly slamming a button that says “RANDOM” every couple minutes
You know peewees big adventure? The first right?
For some reason that killed me why specify what other peewees big adventure is there
4 more ladies lmao omg
But those calves bro
"I shared a room with a Chow too, when I was in college - not an Asian person, an actual fuckin' animal.." HAHAHA