"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.
"3000 ENTITIES" is such a hilarious line for absolutely no reason. When Pangi decided to let you cook, this vid gained so much more narrative cred. Talk about suspense
I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.
These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft UA-camr use this video format for clickbait. Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.
@@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.
@@thatoneguy611you’re completely wrong. I recently replayed spiderman miles morales on the ps5. The last time I played it was a few months before then, on the 30 fps fidelity mode. On my recent replay I played on performance (60 fps) mode and felt the difference the whole time.
I did this with turtles once. Got a ban after 2 weeks of extreme turtle breeding. It was beautiful, I had a decoy pen and was the supplier of scoots and eggs for that server. Too bad I got busted, they were onto me pretty early but never expected I’d breed so many…
I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it
@andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own
@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on UA-cam. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious
I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.
I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question
I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement
The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant. Edit: how tf am I this relevant
To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.
I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.
Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol
I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?
I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.
yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby problem solved but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away
@EnderCrypt That would have disrupted other players who were actually trying to have normal farms. How about you try to actually think about what you're saying before posting it?
I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.
@ yeah, but my $250 phone runs Minecraft about as well, plus I can have usually set the render distance to 10 and have everything work okay. My Switch chugs at 10.
Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude
I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal UA-camrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !
I found the side-plot of pig vs capybara going from capybara with gun, to pig with shield, to capybara with throwing axe, to pig with tree felling even more engaging than the pig breeding main plot.
You could have made this immensely more effective with a bit more planning and forethought Instead of having all your pigs in one pen to begin with, have a lot of smaller pens spread out in random directions, with pipes of water to funnel them into the central chamber once you'd created enough The central chamber could also be dramatically improved by making it several floors tall, placing a lot more pigs in a lot fewer chunks. This would prevent them from spreading out once the attack began, ensuring maximum DDOS potential Alternatively to the pipes, nether portals would also be very useful to increase distance and decrease the odds of anyone finding out. Use one portal at the main chamber for the pigs to invade from, breaking the portal on the overworld side so it wouldn't be detected in advance. This would allow the smaller pig farms to be spread out vast distances in the overworld, without sacrificing logistical feasibility. If the farms were initially placed very deep underground and surrounded by a lava box to prevent accidental discovery, it would make the odds of the conspiracy being sabatoged practically negligible. For obvious reasons, this would be a logistical undertaking on the scale of a military invasion, but if you're this dedicated to the act then it would make for a very impressive story.
I think of myself as a person who appreciates humor very well, but UA-cam videos very occasionally make me actually laugh out loud, and that “it’s just like humans and alcohol” joke almost fucking killed me
If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee. CinCereally, -The pigs
I can't believe that this was the first LifeSteal video I ever watched and made me for a entire year to think as this as "That one pig smp." I now got truly into watching Lifesteal, so I decided to remwatch this and go back to my roots
Did this with chickens to a friend on a MC server. His house had a pretty deformed yard and had a bit of a hole, I went into the hole and stupidly scrolled my mouse to the grass seed and had thousands of chickens raining down on me, so many so they all pushed me into the bottom of the hole and I started either drowning from being completely surrounded in chickens or the sheer weight of them crushing me like sand/gravel does.
What I would've done is had multiple pig farms running around the map and make them really hard to find so it takes forever for everyone to find them after I would get banned
You made a belly laugh inducing, masterful and entertainingly hilarious video without any swearing, crudeness, and soley family-friendly dialog. That takes serious talent and a heart of gold (or pork, if you will). I lost it at the statue of the Pg Wither and the Pig Volcano. Thank you for making my day!
You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld
Ohmygod this is genius
bruh
Fight smarter not harder - sun tzu
Bro just recreated Minecraft Legends in Minecraft Java
And they would *never* know
“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
The villains base: 0:27
what are you talking about? that's just a totally normal and vanilla pig.
drake's secret base
Lmao
LMFAO
@@chypethechilean are “normal and vanilla” pigs supposed to look as big as a mansion?
Never ask:
- A woman her age
- A man his salary
- a Rufert what his family tree looks like
Lol exactly
I call it a family map
More of a pyramid
Family tree's a ladder
That's a family rat king (look up what a rat king is)
8:49 I love that they just left one pig behind for him like "Okay, you can keep ONE pig."
I love how that isn't fucking funny
0 comedic value
@@The_Practical_Joker that's not, this is: ua-cam.com/video/FXN5hQjNVOw/v-deo.html
Who's your pfp?
@@solsolsolomon Akihisa Yoshii from Baka and Test
“We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…”
Damn that’s a dirty couple
I do that all the time
@@modables must be fun
@@modables Same
me and my ex lol
@@snifferrr AYO, WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR EX?
"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.
I was about to comment bout that, but then I decided to check to see if anyone else already did XXD
Ikr
My favourite youtube quote
ruined the 202
@@nikolimoon6165 I am speed
He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny
"Haha, that guy got hit on the head with a coconut!!"
turn to Christ❤😊❤😊
@@5starrsamspam
@@5starrsamthe pedo prince ❤️
@@5starrsam uh no thanks I’m good
"3000 ENTITIES" is such a hilarious line for absolutely no reason. When Pangi decided to let you cook, this vid gained so much more narrative cred. Talk about suspense
"so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night"
-Jaron 2023
Hahahha
Ayo
Lmao bro
I’m better at making people breed at night 💀
Jesus loves you!!
I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.
These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft UA-camr use this video format for clickbait.
Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.
@@zenn_dragonits not lol , its a minecraft server they cant script it
@@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.
@@zenn_dragondude where do you think the coding word "script" came from?
Ah yes, everything on the internet is fake. Do you think Mojang fixed the mob vote, too?@@zenn_dragon
The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao
from being what?
@@JustAnotherUA-camCommenter from being
@@tanjerin. from being
From being
@@gmatic_playz3285 from being
8:15 that guy who complained about 30fps has no life
Lol
I love it when people think they can fell the difference between 30 and 60 fps. For most purposes, they look identical.
@@thatoneguy611 the jump from 30 to 60 is actually decently noticeable, but the jump from 60 to 144 is night and day
@@thatoneguy611you’re completely wrong. I recently replayed spiderman miles morales on the ps5. The last time I played it was a few months before then, on the 30 fps fidelity mode. On my recent replay I played on performance (60 fps) mode and felt the difference the whole time.
@@thatoneguy611 30 vs 60 is HUGE. 60 vs 144 is also HUGE lol
after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them
👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊
You have been selected among my ongoing giveaway 🎁 winners INBOX ME.
You wanna know what's terrible. Either next, or next next video is gonna be about a pig too, and I didn't even plan for it to be that way
@@Yeah_Jaron can;t wait man
@@Yeah_Jaron we want more pigs
@@Yeah_Jaron we need pigs 🐷🐷🐷
I did this with turtles once. Got a ban after 2 weeks of extreme turtle breeding. It was beautiful, I had a decoy pen and was the supplier of scoots and eggs for that server. Too bad I got busted, they were onto me pretty early but never expected I’d breed so many…
You didn't happen to record that, did you?
@@proudamerican183he probably didn't, why can't people on the internet just have fun without having to provide extreme proof like it's a court
@@ibrahimdalupang Bruh. I didn't ask for proof. I asked cuz I would love to watch that.
@@ibrahimdalupangWhy can't people on the internet ask a question without being criticized?
@@ibrahimdalupanghe wasn't asking for proof he just wanted to see it
The ending was heartbreaking
Planet betrayed Jaron
planet sold fr
Planet sold him out for 62 cents
@@ciberkid22 to be fair that’s a lot of money
@@placeholderdoe yeah, especially for the 1870s
3:31 bro thats serial killer behavior, never join in on the search of your victim
6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀
How many babies did he have in high school?
I call ur stuff
Oh god
💀💀💀
@@Nulono bout 5000
I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it
@andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own
@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on UA-cam. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious
I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.
well he was lagging the server
@@davidbarroso1960 they still acted braindead
I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question
0:03 average life span of a rabbit
True though.
my rabbit just died.
@@JensonRkk
@@JensonRksorry man
@@JensonRkok bro what are we gonna do with that info
Pangi not snitching on y’all is amazing. Fucking legend
I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement
and everyone clapped
@@dabonethugdo you just have a boring life or something this is pretty believable
Bro got a whole Bossfight stage
Genius. 😂
@@ssssttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the wolves would just unload not to mention they'd no longer have a target to follow in the first place, so ummm
The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant.
Edit: how tf am I this relevant
o7
what
technoblade isnt the #1 potato farmer anymore
But people will still remember him as the number #1
He definitely isn't still relevant
Technoblade will be proud...
W
To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.
6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying
“That’s what they used to call me back in high school” was even funnier
*"I AM A* _[breeding]_ *machine*
*READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB*
*ABOUT TO OH OH OH OH OH EXPLODE"*
what
6:33 🤓☝️
You have low IQ lol
No wonder minecraft youtuber are label as pedo
planet casually betraying jaron so he has an excuse to murder people lmao
1:30 “The pigs are currently squishing themselves to death. Manical Laughter. OH NO!!!”
Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities
As soon as you break the wall all 10,000 are gonna flood into the cave😂
Dude straight up started his own villain arc that ended with betrayal twist damn💀
Thanks jaron, next time when I go to a gunfight I'll take a wooden shield with me for safety
and don´t forget a Pig. Wooden Shields grant you only max. Protection when held by a Pig.
how did the gunfight go
@@givemepasgetti4293 got shot in the chest 27 times :(
Don’t forget to cut a tree on your enemy if they attempt to break your axe
@@Tow4_subaccount no advertising, bad robot bad
0:34 What?🤨
That’s true though
Wait until like 5th or 6th grade your school will explain it to you then
He’s not wrong though, but that’s still a little sus to say
I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.
@@singularcrocasking for a friend of course
litteraly 2b2t chicken breeaders
It’s too bad you can’t do this with something that fights back. Like deer, or something more dangerous. It would be a nightmare to clean out.
“It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30
I mean it makes sense what he said if you think about it
Uhhhh, to say that a lot of people do it that wayyyy… yeah it is
Lines up great with 2:00
but you get disappointment 💀
@@wildfire9280hah
You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!
💀
ram rider x hog rider
@@mrlime-m7x
No
Bros becoming the technoblade of carrots
Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol
I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!
Pangi not snitching is gold
He’s a real one
Planet should learn from him
Planet a traitor
9:23 this dudes villan arc starts
I love how he manically laughs and then gets a stack and ahalf and is like "OH NO WHAT DID I DO"
The pig slaughter will not be forgotten. I am deeply deeply in pain. rip all
@Tow4_subaccount ?!?
Luffy
Techo was one of those
@@zartey why are u following me
I love the work and creativity Jaron puts in his video. RESPECT (also the background plot is like, AMAZING!!)
The Great Pig War
Planet’s betrayal was truly a historical moment we wont forget.
0:33 it’s just like humans and alcohol 💀💀
because its true
Lol
So that how I was born
@@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy💀
Lowkey true ngl
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?
Yooo I’m on drugs too bro
Lol
Bruh who tf decides to watch yeah jaron funi bloc game man while they’re high 💀💀
@@Zaipher don’t worry about it man you just gotta go with the flow bruv
@@Zaipher I clearly do!
I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.
Bacon Empire. 😂🥓
yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby
problem solved
but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away
@EnderCrypt That would have disrupted other players who were actually trying to have normal farms. How about you try to actually think about what you're saying before posting it?
2:54 "After an hour of us straight breeding"
Their stamina goes crazy😭
I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.
and theres no entity cramming so you can put 2000 pigs in a 1x1
@@forceawakens4449 Oh, never realized that. The Switch is such a POS that my game would crash before I would even get close to testing that.
@ yeah, but my $250 phone runs Minecraft about as well, plus I can have usually set the render distance to 10 and have everything work okay. My Switch chugs at 10.
Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude
1:30
Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:
5:12 when you got to poop, you gotta poop
On the toilet while reading this 💯💯
"I was a breeding machine. Funnily enough, that's what they called me in high school" 💀
How many girls did he pull 😦
I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal UA-camrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !
My favourite subtle joke is Jaron saying that he asked Bacon and Planet to breed late at night.
Great video as always
“It’s just like humans and alcohol” oh my GOD i did not expect that
It hurt my soul to see other people spawn a wither in that room and start killing them
"One, two then boom baby pig in the morning, it's just like humans and alcohol"
FOR REAL
“I got my teammate bacon waffles to help breed late at night” 💀
LOL
That sounds gay ngl
I found the side-plot of pig vs capybara going from capybara with gun, to pig with shield, to capybara with throwing axe, to pig with tree felling even more engaging than the pig breeding main plot.
6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power!
dont try it
AAAUAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i cant believe his downfall was his friend flaking out at the most critical moment. bruh.
15:54 'rufert 2 got hit by a bus'
Noooo 😭😢😥 :(
😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺
“It's just like humans and alcohol” was incomprehensibly wild.
0:46 that's 200 iq I never thought of this
"After an hour of us straight breeding" 2:55
I prefer gay breeding.
You edited your comment from 5:55 to 2:55
“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
The villains base: 4:50
You could have made this immensely more effective with a bit more planning and forethought
Instead of having all your pigs in one pen to begin with, have a lot of smaller pens spread out in random directions, with pipes of water to funnel them into the central chamber once you'd created enough
The central chamber could also be dramatically improved by making it several floors tall, placing a lot more pigs in a lot fewer chunks. This would prevent them from spreading out once the attack began, ensuring maximum DDOS potential
Alternatively to the pipes, nether portals would also be very useful to increase distance and decrease the odds of anyone finding out. Use one portal at the main chamber for the pigs to invade from, breaking the portal on the overworld side so it wouldn't be detected in advance. This would allow the smaller pig farms to be spread out vast distances in the overworld, without sacrificing logistical feasibility. If the farms were initially placed very deep underground and surrounded by a lava box to prevent accidental discovery, it would make the odds of the conspiracy being sabatoged practically negligible.
For obvious reasons, this would be a logistical undertaking on the scale of a military invasion, but if you're this dedicated to the act then it would make for a very impressive story.
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
1:30
I think of myself as a person who appreciates humor very well, but UA-cam videos very occasionally make me actually laugh out loud, and that “it’s just like humans and alcohol” joke almost fucking killed me
If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee.
CinCereally,
-The pigs
Thank you.
You have earned my Subscription. What a great video and good content!
2:55 "After an hour of straight breeding" SUS
massive respect to you for honoring technoblade with this many pigs
This was genuinely hilarious and well made. Wonderful video
@6:30 “that’s what they called me back in highscchool” 😂😂😂 I’ve never hit the like button so fast after hearing a comment.
Jaron: today i was a breeding machine funnily enough thats what they call me in highschool
"It's just like humans and alchohol"
LOL
1:25 that moment of sudden realisation and genuine shock lmao
Jaron: These pigs are just the beginning. We'll sail to a thousand worlds, until every frame is extinguished.
8:51 “So we’re going to pick up the pieces”
You mean “pig up the pieces”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:32 HAHHAHHAHAH The “OH NO!” 😂😂😂😂
He realized he killed 50+ pigs just for fun
Well,at least he will never Go hungry again
*"I was a breeding machine, funnily enough they called me that in collage"* ( 6:30 )
_-Yeah Jaron 2023_
That got me laying dead on the floor 💀💀
high school
not college highschool
I can't believe that this was the first LifeSteal video I ever watched and made me for a entire year to think as this as "That one pig smp." I now got truly into watching Lifesteal, so I decided to remwatch this and go back to my roots
"It can get 42,300 carrots a DAY"
Technoblade: Hmph, pathetic
The storytelling of this video is better than most network tv shows.
7:06 this is some potato war shit right here
Exactly what I was thinking
Technodad
RIP potatolord
o7 techno
Potatoes would’ve actually been a lot more efficient for breeding considering they drop multiple for each harvest.
so glad to finally see the pig video here! and WOW it was even more of an elaborate scheme than i’d imagined. well played!
This is an idea straight from the fever dreams of a deranged supervillain... and I absolutely love it! 😂
Did this with chickens to a friend on a MC server. His house had a pretty deformed yard and had a bit of a hole, I went into the hole and stupidly scrolled my mouse to the grass seed and had thousands of chickens raining down on me, so many so they all pushed me into the bottom of the hole and I started either drowning from being completely surrounded in chickens or the sheer weight of them crushing me like sand/gravel does.
6:36 That is what they called me back in high school.💀
I did it in elementary-
@@SusanneBalle Makes sense
No, no one called him that.
@@ralphwuu Yeah I know
@@SusanneBalleI did it in pre school
legend has it that jaron is still breeding pigs to this day
Planet really dropped the ball smh
"When you breed pigs, you get disappointment" damn that hit harder than dad's belt
“Where are all these pigs coming from” Guy coming out of big pig house, who also owns carrot farm, “idk man”
What I would've done is had multiple pig farms running around the map and make them really hard to find so it takes forever for everyone to find them after I would get banned
As a pig myself I approve of this world domination, great video :)
You made a belly laugh inducing, masterful and entertainingly hilarious video without any swearing, crudeness, and soley family-friendly dialog.
That takes serious talent and a heart of gold (or pork, if you will).
I lost it at the statue of the Pg Wither and the Pig Volcano. Thank you for making my day!
ehhhhhhh not the no crudeness theres the breeding machine joke the 2 people with alchohol joke I think there are one or two more in there tho
Family friendly?
imagine a pig lag mote around a large plot of land. Anyone without a beefy ass computer just crashes when they try approaching your land.