Breeding Pigs Until This Server Bans Me

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @yeetusdeletus8254
    @yeetusdeletus8254 Рік тому +35381

    You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld

    • @Madi.Adkins01
      @Madi.Adkins01 Рік тому +1532

      Ohmygod this is genius

    • @luzteck5033
      @luzteck5033 Рік тому +162

      bruh

    • @jermasus
      @jermasus Рік тому +681

      Fight smarter not harder - sun tzu

    • @TopPigETN
      @TopPigETN Рік тому +579

      Bro just recreated Minecraft Legends in Minecraft Java

    • @Naliaeclipse
      @Naliaeclipse Рік тому +114

      And they would *never* know

  • @warmchoccy
    @warmchoccy Рік тому +16695

    “The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
    The villains base: 0:27

  • @Kelvoraax
    @Kelvoraax 5 місяців тому +9230

    Never ask:
    - A woman her age
    - A man his salary
    - a Rufert what his family tree looks like

    • @Dapurplehatguy
      @Dapurplehatguy 5 місяців тому +54

      Lol exactly

    • @thebigm8052
      @thebigm8052 5 місяців тому +192

      I call it a family map

    • @MAXIMUMPOWER42
      @MAXIMUMPOWER42 5 місяців тому +74

      More of a pyramid

    • @proot8508
      @proot8508 4 місяці тому +56

      Family tree's a ladder

    • @fluff25g
      @fluff25g 4 місяці тому +17

      That's a family rat king (look up what a rat king is)

  • @tentacryl1201
    @tentacryl1201 5 місяців тому +2671

    8:49 I love that they just left one pig behind for him like "Okay, you can keep ONE pig."

    • @The_Practical_Joker
      @The_Practical_Joker 4 місяці тому +23

      I love how that isn't fucking funny

    • @primeslash
      @primeslash 4 місяці тому +10

      0 comedic value

    • @Dysphoros
      @Dysphoros 4 місяці тому

      ​@@The_Practical_Joker that's not, this is: ua-cam.com/video/FXN5hQjNVOw/v-deo.html

    • @solsolsolomon
      @solsolsolomon 4 місяці тому

      Who's your pfp?

    • @tentacryl1201
      @tentacryl1201 4 місяці тому +1

      @@solsolsolomon Akihisa Yoshii from Baka and Test

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal Рік тому +19831

    “We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…”
    Damn that’s a dirty couple

    • @modables
      @modables Рік тому +563

      I do that all the time

    • @rest6476
      @rest6476 Рік тому +316

      @@modables must be fun

    • @_DeathDreams_
      @_DeathDreams_ Рік тому +107

      @@modables Same

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr Рік тому +110

      me and my ex lol

    • @thiscat567
      @thiscat567 Рік тому +90

      ​@@snifferrr AYO, WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR EX?

  • @NovaGames001
    @NovaGames001 Рік тому +22124

    "For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.

    • @nikolimoon6165
      @nikolimoon6165 Рік тому +239

      I was about to comment bout that, but then I decided to check to see if anyone else already did XXD

    • @corgiboy7478
      @corgiboy7478 Рік тому +40

      Ikr

    • @justahobo
      @justahobo Рік тому +53

      My favourite youtube quote

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 Рік тому +9

      ruined the 202

    • @NovaGames001
      @NovaGames001 Рік тому +7

      @@nikolimoon6165 I am speed

  • @pasmadongkamay010
    @pasmadongkamay010 Рік тому +3985

    He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny

    • @thebingler77
      @thebingler77 Рік тому +105

      "Haha, that guy got hit on the head with a coconut!!"

    • @5starrsam
      @5starrsam 10 місяців тому +11

      turn to Christ❤😊❤😊

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 8 місяців тому +16

      ​@@5starrsamspam

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 7 місяців тому

      @@5starrsamthe pedo prince ❤️

    • @drbright10
      @drbright10 6 місяців тому +11

      @@5starrsam uh no thanks I’m good

  • @cheesychi8317
    @cheesychi8317 6 місяців тому +941

    "3000 ENTITIES" is such a hilarious line for absolutely no reason. When Pangi decided to let you cook, this vid gained so much more narrative cred. Talk about suspense

  • @sethsmith2608
    @sethsmith2608 Рік тому +7588

    "so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night"
    -Jaron 2023

  • @jacoblineberry1788
    @jacoblineberry1788 Рік тому +6174

    I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.

    • @zenn_dragon
      @zenn_dragon Рік тому +631

      These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft UA-camr use this video format for clickbait.
      Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.

    • @species.
      @species. Рік тому +53

      @@zenn_dragonits not lol , its a minecraft server they cant script it

    • @RapidAssaultEuro
      @RapidAssaultEuro Рік тому +654

      @@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 Рік тому +36

      ​@@zenn_dragondude where do you think the coding word "script" came from?

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton Рік тому

      Ah yes, everything on the internet is fake. Do you think Mojang fixed the mob vote, too?@@zenn_dragon

  • @iternitygoesbrrr1580
    @iternitygoesbrrr1580 Рік тому +20328

    The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao

  • @ohhiitsmike
    @ohhiitsmike 2 місяці тому +139

    8:15 that guy who complained about 30fps has no life

    • @vipanshetu
      @vipanshetu 27 днів тому +4

      Lol

    • @thatoneguy611
      @thatoneguy611 10 днів тому +9

      I love it when people think they can fell the difference between 30 and 60 fps. For most purposes, they look identical.

    • @barrymccockinner8878
      @barrymccockinner8878 10 днів тому +7

      @@thatoneguy611 the jump from 30 to 60 is actually decently noticeable, but the jump from 60 to 144 is night and day

    • @Mari-Bio
      @Mari-Bio 7 днів тому

      @@thatoneguy611you’re completely wrong. I recently replayed spiderman miles morales on the ps5. The last time I played it was a few months before then, on the 30 fps fidelity mode. On my recent replay I played on performance (60 fps) mode and felt the difference the whole time.

    • @sategllib2191
      @sategllib2191 6 днів тому

      ​@@thatoneguy611 30 vs 60 is HUGE. 60 vs 144 is also HUGE lol

  • @izzy_lava
    @izzy_lava Рік тому +6900

    after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them

    • @tele_gram_yeahjaron0
      @tele_gram_yeahjaron0 Рік тому

      👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊
      You have been selected among my ongoing giveaway 🎁 winners INBOX ME.

    • @Yeah_Jaron
      @Yeah_Jaron  Рік тому +705

      You wanna know what's terrible. Either next, or next next video is gonna be about a pig too, and I didn't even plan for it to be that way

    • @izzy_lava
      @izzy_lava Рік тому +33

      @@Yeah_Jaron can;t wait man

    • @mustafa.m.alnatsheh
      @mustafa.m.alnatsheh Рік тому +13

      @@Yeah_Jaron we want more pigs

    • @kak732
      @kak732 Рік тому +10

      @@Yeah_Jaron we need pigs 🐷🐷🐷

  • @Be727z
    @Be727z Рік тому +2269

    I did this with turtles once. Got a ban after 2 weeks of extreme turtle breeding. It was beautiful, I had a decoy pen and was the supplier of scoots and eggs for that server. Too bad I got busted, they were onto me pretty early but never expected I’d breed so many…

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 Рік тому +29

      You didn't happen to record that, did you?

    • @ibrahimdalupang
      @ibrahimdalupang Рік тому +63

      ​@@proudamerican183he probably didn't, why can't people on the internet just have fun without having to provide extreme proof like it's a court

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 Рік тому +202

      @@ibrahimdalupang Bruh. I didn't ask for proof. I asked cuz I would love to watch that.

    • @pinkfurret6245
      @pinkfurret6245 Рік тому +90

      ​@@ibrahimdalupangWhy can't people on the internet ask a question without being criticized?

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Рік тому +28

      ​@@ibrahimdalupanghe wasn't asking for proof he just wanted to see it

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe Рік тому +2455

    The ending was heartbreaking

  • @derelictgasstation
    @derelictgasstation 2 місяці тому +46

    3:31 bro thats serial killer behavior, never join in on the search of your victim

  • @denisdubovik228
    @denisdubovik228 Рік тому +3519

    6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀

  • @fatherofratfetus.7844
    @fatherofratfetus.7844 Рік тому +6469

    I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Рік тому +1

      @andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own

    • @hunterhallengren6509
      @hunterhallengren6509 Рік тому

      ​@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on UA-cam. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious

    • @angie.castle
      @angie.castle Рік тому +671

      I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.

    • @davidbarroso1960
      @davidbarroso1960 Рік тому +286

      well he was lagging the server

    • @Cubicflow
      @Cubicflow Рік тому

      @@davidbarroso1960 they still acted braindead

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman Рік тому +739

    I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question

  • @M3TZLEGEND
    @M3TZLEGEND 5 місяців тому +331

    0:03 average life span of a rabbit

    • @Random_Maths_Magician
      @Random_Maths_Magician 4 місяці тому +4

      True though.

    • @JensonRk
      @JensonRk 4 місяці тому +6

      my rabbit just died.

    • @etagere_
      @etagere_ 4 місяці тому +1

      @@JensonRkk

    • @pagawn1640
      @pagawn1640 4 місяці тому +8

      @@JensonRksorry man

    • @Flood-dq1cq
      @Flood-dq1cq 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@JensonRkok bro what are we gonna do with that info

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 Рік тому +628

    Pangi not snitching on y’all is amazing. Fucking legend

  • @prizegotti
    @prizegotti Рік тому +798

    I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement

    • @dabonethug
      @dabonethug Рік тому +20

      and everyone clapped

    • @ssssttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      @ssssttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Рік тому +135

      @@dabonethugdo you just have a boring life or something this is pretty believable

    • @Cringedak
      @Cringedak Рік тому +16

      Bro got a whole Bossfight stage

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 5 місяців тому

      Genius. 😂

    • @Hexcede
      @Hexcede 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ssssttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the wolves would just unload not to mention they'd no longer have a target to follow in the first place, so ummm

  • @Kris-Yang
    @Kris-Yang Рік тому +5459

    The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant.
    Edit: how tf am I this relevant

  • @TodG3482
    @TodG3482 3 місяці тому +58

    Technoblade will be proud...

  • @EATZYOWAFFLEZ
    @EATZYOWAFFLEZ Рік тому +577

    To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.

  • @blueflame21x
    @blueflame21x Рік тому +3005

    6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying

    • @phoenixdabeast1491
      @phoenixdabeast1491 Рік тому +174

      “That’s what they used to call me back in high school” was even funnier

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 11 місяців тому +37

      *"I AM A* _[breeding]_ *machine*
      *READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB*
      *ABOUT TO OH OH OH OH OH EXPLODE"*

    • @ZRIstruck
      @ZRIstruck 6 місяців тому +2

      what

    • @Yourlocalcyan
      @Yourlocalcyan 6 місяців тому

      6:33 🤓☝️
      You have low IQ lol

    • @pyke4life859
      @pyke4life859 5 місяців тому

      No wonder minecraft youtuber are label as pedo

  • @stupidratt
    @stupidratt Рік тому +409

    planet casually betraying jaron so he has an excuse to murder people lmao

  • @daboss8304
    @daboss8304 6 місяців тому +21

    1:30 “The pigs are currently squishing themselves to death. Manical Laughter. OH NO!!!”

  • @ajoke38
    @ajoke38 10 місяців тому +897

    Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities

    • @kyliemoore9013
      @kyliemoore9013 5 місяців тому +26

      As soon as you break the wall all 10,000 are gonna flood into the cave😂

  • @oguardo5434
    @oguardo5434 Рік тому +705

    Dude straight up started his own villain arc that ended with betrayal twist damn💀

  • @AVSplays
    @AVSplays Рік тому +952

    Thanks jaron, next time when I go to a gunfight I'll take a wooden shield with me for safety

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 Рік тому +34

      and don´t forget a Pig. Wooden Shields grant you only max. Protection when held by a Pig.

    • @givemepasgetti4293
      @givemepasgetti4293 Рік тому +3

      how did the gunfight go

    • @AVSplays
      @AVSplays Рік тому +11

      @@givemepasgetti4293 got shot in the chest 27 times :(

    • @ScuttleBugReal
      @ScuttleBugReal Рік тому +6

      Don’t forget to cut a tree on your enemy if they attempt to break your axe

    • @AVSplays
      @AVSplays Рік тому +1

      @@Tow4_subaccount no advertising, bad robot bad

  • @SrMelon_Original
    @SrMelon_Original 28 днів тому +32

    0:34 What?🤨

    • @chscience
      @chscience 7 днів тому +3

      That’s true though

    • @Mag3.1415
      @Mag3.1415 5 днів тому +1

      Wait until like 5th or 6th grade your school will explain it to you then

    • @Liam-g3y1r
      @Liam-g3y1r 4 дні тому +1

      He’s not wrong though, but that’s still a little sus to say

  • @kylesimmons9457
    @kylesimmons9457 Рік тому +673

    I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.

    • @el_perro2436
      @el_perro2436 7 місяців тому +9

      @@singularcrocasking for a friend of course

    • @мистернеля
      @мистернеля 7 місяців тому +7

      litteraly 2b2t chicken breeaders

    • @tyeburch-bowser7311
      @tyeburch-bowser7311 5 місяців тому +1

      It’s too bad you can’t do this with something that fights back. Like deer, or something more dangerous. It would be a nightmare to clean out.

  • @AAAKEVOG
    @AAAKEVOG Рік тому +1896

    “It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30

    • @as-wv8kt
      @as-wv8kt 7 місяців тому +31

      I mean it makes sense what he said if you think about it

    • @mypetrats.
      @mypetrats. 6 місяців тому +16

      Uhhhh, to say that a lot of people do it that wayyyy… yeah it is

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 5 місяців тому +9

      Lines up great with 2:00

    • @Enzodamonke
      @Enzodamonke 5 місяців тому +7

      but you get disappointment 💀

    • @I-Design-Stuff
      @I-Design-Stuff 5 місяців тому

      @@wildfire9280hah

  • @MaoRatto
    @MaoRatto Рік тому +428

    You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!

  • @Spark-Z.
    @Spark-Z. 6 місяців тому +48

    Bros becoming the technoblade of carrots

  • @nubbyboah
    @nubbyboah Рік тому +335

    Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol

  • @Wolfen938
    @Wolfen938 Рік тому +329

    I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!

  • @nuggy9597
    @nuggy9597 Рік тому +406

    Pangi not snitching is gold
    He’s a real one
    Planet should learn from him

  • @Vyo2
    @Vyo2 7 місяців тому +37

    9:23 this dudes villan arc starts

  • @X-10203
    @X-10203 Рік тому +454

    I love how he manically laughs and then gets a stack and ahalf and is like "OH NO WHAT DID I DO"

  • @fa1cyw
    @fa1cyw Рік тому +429

    The pig slaughter will not be forgotten. I am deeply deeply in pain. rip all

  • @thebigfrog0770
    @thebigfrog0770 Рік тому +320

    I love the work and creativity Jaron puts in his video. RESPECT (also the background plot is like, AMAZING!!)

  • @giraffelove12
    @giraffelove12 4 місяці тому +3

    The Great Pig War
    Planet’s betrayal was truly a historical moment we wont forget.

  • @AintNoJohn
    @AintNoJohn Рік тому +234

    0:33 it’s just like humans and alcohol 💀💀

  • @SyncronedStuff
    @SyncronedStuff Рік тому +2295

    The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
    Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?

    • @Chemicalformula
      @Chemicalformula Рік тому +17

      Yooo I’m on drugs too bro

    • @filipkolano5677
      @filipkolano5677 Рік тому +4

      Lol

    • @Zaipher
      @Zaipher Рік тому +44

      Bruh who tf decides to watch yeah jaron funi bloc game man while they’re high 💀💀

    • @Chemicalformula
      @Chemicalformula Рік тому +16

      @@Zaipher don’t worry about it man you just gotta go with the flow bruv

    • @SyncronedStuff
      @SyncronedStuff Рік тому +5

      @@Zaipher I clearly do!

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +346

    I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 Рік тому +8

      Bacon Empire. 😂🥓

    • @EnderCrypt
      @EnderCrypt Рік тому +11

      yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby
      problem solved
      but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away

    • @NotSylvanUnfortunately
      @NotSylvanUnfortunately 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@EnderCrypt That would have disrupted other players who were actually trying to have normal farms. How about you try to actually think about what you're saying before posting it?

  • @THEEGOBLINNE
    @THEEGOBLINNE 2 місяці тому +6

    2:54 "After an hour of us straight breeding"

    • @Afunguy
      @Afunguy 16 днів тому +1

      Their stamina goes crazy😭

  • @ace_w_peck
    @ace_w_peck Рік тому +119

    I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.

    • @forceawakens4449
      @forceawakens4449 Рік тому +21

      and theres no entity cramming so you can put 2000 pigs in a 1x1

    • @ace_w_peck
      @ace_w_peck Рік тому +6

      @@forceawakens4449 Oh, never realized that. The Switch is such a POS that my game would crash before I would even get close to testing that.

    • @ace_w_peck
      @ace_w_peck Місяць тому +2

      @ yeah, but my $250 phone runs Minecraft about as well, plus I can have usually set the render distance to 10 and have everything work okay. My Switch chugs at 10.

  • @joel9104
    @joel9104 10 місяців тому +42

    Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude

  • @username_wish
    @username_wish Рік тому +174

    1:30
    Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:

  • @ElSlayoRS
    @ElSlayoRS 2 місяці тому +7

    5:12 when you got to poop, you gotta poop

    • @wparker8800
      @wparker8800 15 днів тому

      On the toilet while reading this 💯💯

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 Рік тому +104

    "I was a breeding machine. Funnily enough, that's what they called me in high school" 💀

  • @bobbyiscool
    @bobbyiscool Рік тому +123

    I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal UA-camrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !

  • @EdwardKnightsWrites
    @EdwardKnightsWrites Рік тому +133

    My favourite subtle joke is Jaron saying that he asked Bacon and Planet to breed late at night.
    Great video as always

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 6 місяців тому +5

    “It’s just like humans and alcohol” oh my GOD i did not expect that

  • @JeriSmiler
    @JeriSmiler Рік тому +50

    It hurt my soul to see other people spawn a wither in that room and start killing them

  • @kawasakishizuka
    @kawasakishizuka Рік тому +14

    "One, two then boom baby pig in the morning, it's just like humans and alcohol"
    FOR REAL

  • @encrypted6957
    @encrypted6957 Рік тому +72

    “I got my teammate bacon waffles to help breed late at night” 💀

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 місяці тому +1

    I found the side-plot of pig vs capybara going from capybara with gun, to pig with shield, to capybara with throwing axe, to pig with tree felling even more engaging than the pig breeding main plot.

  • @darat_king
    @darat_king Рік тому +117

    6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!

  • @zetasansan
    @zetasansan Рік тому +32

    i cant believe his downfall was his friend flaking out at the most critical moment. bruh.

  • @JumpTheHump
    @JumpTheHump 11 місяців тому +151

    15:54 'rufert 2 got hit by a bus'

  • @bingation
    @bingation Місяць тому +1

    “It's just like humans and alcohol” was incomprehensibly wild.

  • @hank26381
    @hank26381 Рік тому +55

    0:46 that's 200 iq I never thought of this

  • @komodoah
    @komodoah Рік тому +40

    "After an hour of us straight breeding" 2:55

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 Рік тому +50

    “The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
    The villains base: 4:50

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 7 місяців тому +7

    You could have made this immensely more effective with a bit more planning and forethought
    Instead of having all your pigs in one pen to begin with, have a lot of smaller pens spread out in random directions, with pipes of water to funnel them into the central chamber once you'd created enough
    The central chamber could also be dramatically improved by making it several floors tall, placing a lot more pigs in a lot fewer chunks. This would prevent them from spreading out once the attack began, ensuring maximum DDOS potential
    Alternatively to the pipes, nether portals would also be very useful to increase distance and decrease the odds of anyone finding out. Use one portal at the main chamber for the pigs to invade from, breaking the portal on the overworld side so it wouldn't be detected in advance. This would allow the smaller pig farms to be spread out vast distances in the overworld, without sacrificing logistical feasibility. If the farms were initially placed very deep underground and surrounded by a lava box to prevent accidental discovery, it would make the odds of the conspiracy being sabatoged practically negligible.
    For obvious reasons, this would be a logistical undertaking on the scale of a military invasion, but if you're this dedicated to the act then it would make for a very impressive story.

  • @AidenTheRabbit806
    @AidenTheRabbit806 Рік тому +44

    The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
    1:30

  • @permafrozen7696
    @permafrozen7696 Рік тому +47

    I think of myself as a person who appreciates humor very well, but UA-cam videos very occasionally make me actually laugh out loud, and that “it’s just like humans and alcohol” joke almost fucking killed me

  • @TheFreakiestfreakbob
    @TheFreakiestfreakbob Рік тому +63

    If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee.
    CinCereally,
    -The pigs

  • @HarveyCone
    @HarveyCone Місяць тому

    You have earned my Subscription. What a great video and good content!

  • @heroes0844
    @heroes0844 Рік тому +39

    2:55 "After an hour of straight breeding" SUS

  • @Ankhtheanimator
    @Ankhtheanimator Рік тому +49

    massive respect to you for honoring technoblade with this many pigs

  • @randomlafourche
    @randomlafourche Рік тому +13

    This was genuinely hilarious and well made. Wonderful video

  • @oklywright8886
    @oklywright8886 Місяць тому +1

    @6:30 “that’s what they called me back in highscchool” 😂😂😂 I’ve never hit the like button so fast after hearing a comment.

  • @Keindutz
    @Keindutz Рік тому +5

    Jaron: today i was a breeding machine funnily enough thats what they call me in highschool

  • @madlyrandom
    @madlyrandom Рік тому +26

    "It's just like humans and alchohol"
    LOL

  • @lunecker
    @lunecker Рік тому +41

    1:25 that moment of sudden realisation and genuine shock lmao

  • @mushroomking3401
    @mushroomking3401 2 місяці тому

    Jaron: These pigs are just the beginning. We'll sail to a thousand worlds, until every frame is extinguished.

  • @nathanthomas974
    @nathanthomas974 Рік тому +30

    8:51 “So we’re going to pick up the pieces”
    You mean “pig up the pieces”

  • @imma.demigoddes
    @imma.demigoddes Рік тому +41

    1:32 HAHHAHHAHAH The “OH NO!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnslordMC
    @AnslordMC Рік тому +75

    *"I was a breeding machine, funnily enough they called me that in collage"* ( 6:30 )
    _-Yeah Jaron 2023_
    That got me laying dead on the floor 💀💀

  • @Sabrinasenn
    @Sabrinasenn Місяць тому

    I can't believe that this was the first LifeSteal video I ever watched and made me for a entire year to think as this as "That one pig smp." I now got truly into watching Lifesteal, so I decided to remwatch this and go back to my roots

  • @WestGarbage6
    @WestGarbage6 Рік тому +9

    "It can get 42,300 carrots a DAY"
    Technoblade: Hmph, pathetic

  • @redred7702
    @redred7702 Рік тому +58

    The storytelling of this video is better than most network tv shows.

  • @Idk-qy1ct
    @Idk-qy1ct Рік тому +56

    7:06 this is some potato war shit right here

  • @Molo4ov
    @Molo4ov 2 місяці тому +2

    Potatoes would’ve actually been a lot more efficient for breeding considering they drop multiple for each harvest.

  • @rinthehecker
    @rinthehecker Рік тому +33

    so glad to finally see the pig video here! and WOW it was even more of an elaborate scheme than i’d imagined. well played!

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Рік тому +13

    This is an idea straight from the fever dreams of a deranged supervillain... and I absolutely love it! 😂

  • @Synthetic-Chicken
    @Synthetic-Chicken Рік тому +35

    Did this with chickens to a friend on a MC server. His house had a pretty deformed yard and had a bit of a hole, I went into the hole and stupidly scrolled my mouse to the grass seed and had thousands of chickens raining down on me, so many so they all pushed me into the bottom of the hole and I started either drowning from being completely surrounded in chickens or the sheer weight of them crushing me like sand/gravel does.

  • @derrick-mi8ts
    @derrick-mi8ts 2 місяці тому +16

    6:36 That is what they called me back in high school.💀

    • @SusanneBalle
      @SusanneBalle 2 місяці тому +1

      I did it in elementary-

    • @derrick-mi8ts
      @derrick-mi8ts 2 місяці тому

      @@SusanneBalle Makes sense

    • @ralphwuu
      @ralphwuu Місяць тому

      No, no one called him that.

    • @derrick-mi8ts
      @derrick-mi8ts Місяць тому

      @@ralphwuu Yeah I know

    • @Maddoxreplays
      @Maddoxreplays 28 днів тому

      @@SusanneBalleI did it in pre school

  • @tortl9720
    @tortl9720 Рік тому +38

    legend has it that jaron is still breeding pigs to this day

  • @valrend7374
    @valrend7374 Рік тому +13

    Planet really dropped the ball smh

  • @unohanaretsu6132
    @unohanaretsu6132 Рік тому +29

    "When you breed pigs, you get disappointment" damn that hit harder than dad's belt

  • @MrHastygamer
    @MrHastygamer 6 днів тому

    “Where are all these pigs coming from” Guy coming out of big pig house, who also owns carrot farm, “idk man”

  • @FunnySkeleton10
    @FunnySkeleton10 Рік тому +5

    What I would've done is had multiple pig farms running around the map and make them really hard to find so it takes forever for everyone to find them after I would get banned

  • @BroccinRoss
    @BroccinRoss Рік тому +19

    As a pig myself I approve of this world domination, great video :)

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 10 місяців тому +7

    You made a belly laugh inducing, masterful and entertainingly hilarious video without any swearing, crudeness, and soley family-friendly dialog.
    That takes serious talent and a heart of gold (or pork, if you will).
    I lost it at the statue of the Pg Wither and the Pig Volcano. Thank you for making my day!

    • @Feedback287
      @Feedback287 9 місяців тому

      ehhhhhhh not the no crudeness theres the breeding machine joke the 2 people with alchohol joke I think there are one or two more in there tho

    • @tolstartheking
      @tolstartheking 6 місяців тому

      Family friendly?

  • @SnoozieWoozieasmr
    @SnoozieWoozieasmr 4 дні тому

    imagine a pig lag mote around a large plot of land. Anyone without a beefy ass computer just crashes when they try approaching your land.