Jaron missed like 7 diamonds exposed by mining because he was too busy farming COBBLESTONE. This really shows his great dedication to make everyone’s life terrible.
The idea of creating an elaborate pipe system just so you can send the cobblestone equivalent of a zip bomb to where ever you desire at the flick of a lever is genuinely hilarious. This video was the one I subscribed on
“I love that this is the skill I’m growing in and not something useful” has the same energy as TechnoBlade’s “I’m having fun… I dropped out of college for this…”
I would love having 40 fps.I've been to 0 fps by the way and it didn't happened because of entities or anything else.It happened because my computer sucks
I was not expecting him the blow up the barrels but that added SO much to it, I love watching jaron mess with people constantly, the chaos brings me such joy
10:30 As a technical player, you're right about it being laggier because you have to track the movement, but it's actually even worse because of the particles.
I actually did do this on a skyblock server that had ore gen in the cobble gens, so i made a bunch of these feed into a massive storage system. It was really cool we had like a planetary design with like 25 of the machines inside operating at the same time. It wasnt as efficient though because we couldn't waterlog leaves, but the design is almost near identical.
"No one else would want 1 million cobblestone per hour." You ever heard of the Scicraft group? They built a whole new ice farm because their previous one was only like 99.86% efficient, after they'd gotten more ice then they could need in several lifetimes.
10:17 the movement doesn't make a difference for lag. The += 0 movement takes the same performance as calculating += 50. What is causing the lag are the additional water particles, as just having more objects with more to render is one of the most computationally expensive parts of minecraft
Some youtubers seem to find it hard after a while to still make interesting content. Yet I find things like this that you do are so out of the box and hilarious! Nice work on both a creative/funny idea and a successful result
i love you man, this is the best content you can find. just breaking games is the best and more interesting thing someone can do. and it’s my go to high videos so keep the work up
Fun fact, there are farms made to produce like 2 million cobblestone per hour. granted, they are kinda annoying to make, very dense and exact timings. But much smaller than the hole that was carved out
@Yeah_Jaron i think you can make it lag ALOT more by putting redstone below where the cobble comes out, because redstone emits particles when something is dropped on it, i think that it will lag a bunch more with the amount of items on the redstone (basically making it so that theres a TON of redstone particles emitting) Edit: (REDSTONE ORE)
your videos are so good that i missed out on two hours of My hero academia i am suppose to watch 😭😭😭😭 be proud jaron, you are replacing my fav show and youtuber, im subbing and liking
5:53 Wow, 1 AM is "incredibly late" to you? Sounds like you have a bad case of "actually good sleeping habits that can be implemented by many peolpe who complain about insomnia and being tired in the afternoon"! Uh oh!
a few years ago, when i didn't have my own PC, i played minecraft on my dad's computer... it was over 13 years old and had windows 7 pro or smth. Well, i made a server for me and my friend and happily played with 4fps. Then i got the great idea of downloading the "The Flash" mod... the PC shut off almost instantly
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Bro likes cobble a bit too much 💀
Ten hours ago?!?!
nahhh
10 HOURS??
ITS 3 MINUTES AGO!!!
ggs
“1am, that’s about my max” Jaron being literally the only UA-camr on the planet who has somewhat of a sleep schedule
im watching this at 2am
Only minecraft youtuber*
He pulled an all nighter
Only minecraft youtuber*
@@redburnouts Same
Jaron missed like 7 diamonds exposed by mining because he was too busy farming COBBLESTONE. This really shows his great dedication to make everyone’s life terrible.
Rock and stone to the bone, as they say.
ROCK AND STONE
Diamonds? You mean another blu Rocc? 😹😂
ROCK AND STONE
Or just ignored them lol, they're basically useless unless you're crafting an obscene amount of netherite upgrades or have a strange jukebox obsession
Jaron sure loves to upgrade a server. Whether with pigs or cobblestone
no one cared of it sothey kick him out and *get rid the evidence of his existance*
@@lolliii5477 damn
The idea of creating an elaborate pipe system just so you can send the cobblestone equivalent of a zip bomb to where ever you desire at the flick of a lever is genuinely hilarious. This video was the one I subscribed on
8:30 Dude just threw a camel in there and expected no one to notice it. 😂Nice selective attention test.
bro wtf how did i miss that? its so obvious haha
No shot I missed it as well lmfao
*Camel* 🐪
How did I miss that?!
I saw it, but just moved on, bruh
“I love that this is the skill I’m growing in and not something useful” has the same energy as TechnoBlade’s “I’m having fun… I dropped out of college for this…”
In hindsight what techno chose was much better than any degree
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 🥀
@@Bix-lw6hbhe did, tho
@@forwenein2669 go to hell
@@forwenein2669
he lives on in our hearts
Jaron: has 100 fps with multiple stacks of items on the ground, "It's lagging my game"
Many players would love to even have 100 fps 😭
speak for yourself bud 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
I can get 150 with sodium
without it however...
Bro was like I havnt seen 0fps before me casually seeing it every time I log on hypixel skyblock lobby 1 how’d this gets 100 likes wtf
I would love having 40 fps.I've been to 0 fps by the way and it didn't happened because of entities or anything else.It happened because my computer sucks
as an xbox player ( a crappy xbox tbh) 60 is normal but most of the time im on 30 - 50
@@zac634 true bro
5:26 somehow the cobblestone arcing into the air by the momentum of the pipe transport is beautiful and comical at the same time.
8:15 he’s not only talking about infrastructure, the Roman’s and Greeks used cobblestone to lag their enemies PCs as well
13:00 "1 frame per sometimes" ahh moment
He said seconds
@@weirdmarioplushies6122i mean it's like a very laggy moment.
1 frame per when i feel like it
Jaron is slowly turning his PC into a microwave and I'm all here for it.
Edit: I've been discovered, the jig is up.
I know what you are.
@@TheRealestKit I know what u are.
@@TheRealestKit What am I?
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Jaron using Countdown music for his cobblestone machine building speedrun lowkey jumpscared me
Fr 😭
He prob searched for countdown music and found music FROM Countdown 😅
Thanks Jaron, my base is still being clogged with cobblestone to this day…
camel
CAMEEEEEEEL
You know not what you speak of
CAMEEEEEEL
i like camels
is he gonna flood the server with camels 🤨
I was not expecting him the blow up the barrels but that added SO much to it, I love watching jaron mess with people constantly, the chaos brings me such joy
10:30 As a technical player, you're right about it being laggier because you have to track the movement, but it's actually even worse because of the particles.
so he was right
I actually did do this on a skyblock server that had ore gen in the cobble gens, so i made a bunch of these feed into a massive storage system. It was really cool we had like a planetary design with like 25 of the machines inside operating at the same time. It wasnt as efficient though because we couldn't waterlog leaves, but the design is almost near identical.
It probably was equally efficient
5:48 caught me so off guard 😭
Jaron sure loves testing people's patience, first the pigs, now the cobblestone
LMFAO
“And then I was looking at cleavage. The rock”
"No one else would want 1 million cobblestone per hour." You ever heard of the Scicraft group? They built a whole new ice farm because their previous one was only like 99.86% efficient, after they'd gotten more ice then they could need in several lifetimes.
Well nothing can really be 100% effieicnet
@@hiddenguy67Afficent
@@hiddenguy67 eviction*
Sybau
@@leesmith8083 bro it's efficient Nat afficient
0:16 "it was lagging my game"
120 fps😭
The real and only lag is anything under 30 FPS.
I like the "do not operate under the influence" sign Jaron had at the farm lol
As someone who loves having optimized storage, the cobblestone into the storage system made me phayically recoil in pain
10:17 the movement doesn't make a difference for lag. The += 0 movement takes the same performance as calculating += 50. What is causing the lag are the additional water particles, as just having more objects with more to render is one of the most computationally expensive parts of minecraft
The “DID YOU FEEL THAT” when you blew up the barrels was so funny to me
Average YeahJaron idea - Crashing the server with pigs, cobblestone, dirt
Imagine if Knarfy sees this. Then he uses his ideas
if I had a dollar every minute jaron didn't make a rock pun, I'd be broke
Jaron is the type of guy to think 100 fps is laggy
Paul
it is
@@rejnix2k???
Bro I can only reach 80frams on a good day
My laptop runs at 30-40 at max. Maybe 50 on a lucky day. I play war Thunder.
9:40 The Stonehenge was a cobblestone farm all along
12:58 I saw that number thousands of times without those farms!
0:16 "it was lagging my game"
*shows game at 109FPS*
Bro just roasted us all with his NASA computer
even 60FPS is a luxury for me 😭 this caused me physical pain
bruv thats a Ryzen 9 5900 and a rtx 3070
@@eggi4443you get more than 20?
@@it.sy.you get more than 15?
I have a 10 yr old xbox one...
Bro was too into the lag he ignored two whole veins of diamonds
"so how much lag do you want?" Normal people, "as little as possible". Jaron, "All of it".
Anyone gonna talk about how jaron name his diamond pickaxe “diamond baby eater conspiracy”
👽
Some youtubers seem to find it hard after a while to still make interesting content. Yet I find things like this that you do are so out of the box and hilarious! Nice work on both a creative/funny idea and a successful result
The cobblestone bomb was laggier than i expected
i love you man, this is the best content you can find. just breaking games is the best and more interesting thing someone can do. and it’s my go to high videos so keep the work up
4:44 you love WHAT!?
Piping
He’s gonna pipe cobble stone all over the server 😫
out of context would be crazy
Mumbo Jumbo: look at what he need to mimic a fraction of my power.
Ive obtained 0 fps just by playing the game regularly, nothing insane, medium graphics, no shaders, not mods, resource packs, or data packs
A repeating comand Block summoning XP? That's how I once almost crashed a server.
@rotsteinkatze3267 it didn't crash, it just was at 0 fps
What device are u playing on?
0 fps technically is a crash.
Its considered a solft crash.
2:49 “there now releasing there virgin, 1.7 update. Lmao”
Jaron is the type of goofy guy who just does the most random things
Says you 💀💀💀
Bro somehow still has a better sleep schedule than me
There is no way that 100fps is considered “lagging” 💀
True
people have monitors with a non 60 hz monitor so anything below their refresh rate is lag. although some people consider anything below 30 fps as lag
I consider below 20 is lag 💀
a pentium can get 100fps just fix your settings
I can deal with lag until its below 15
i love these sort of videos dude keep up the good work youre one of the few minecraft youtubers who are actually funny
Fun fact, there are farms made to produce like 2 million cobblestone per hour. granted, they are kinda annoying to make, very dense and exact timings. But much smaller than the hole that was carved out
@Yeah_Jaron i think you can make it lag ALOT more by putting redstone below where the cobble comes out, because redstone emits particles when something is dropped on it, i think that it will lag a bunch more with the amount of items on the redstone (basically making it so that theres a TON of redstone particles emitting) Edit: (REDSTONE ORE)
This would hit the particle limit and would not do very much in terms of lag
@ 6:00
I can already imagine stepping back and watching this masterpiece unfold. The only words uttered, "It's beautiful."
5:25 yeah it was a funny amount... but it could be funnier deserves jaron minecrafter of the year award
3 Jaron videos in a month? It really is Christmas or Jaron is hostsge
Today I learned that you can waterlog leaves.
THIS VIDEO ROCKS!
8:30 That man is playing camel! Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.
Nice reference bro
“Jaron, how do I shut off the machine?!”
“You can’t. It’s self-sustaining now.”
5:55 its 2 A.M. rn 💀😀
T i m e z o n e s
It’s 450 am rn
Same...
Its sommer season here thats why I only play Minecraft in underwear rn
You know it’s a good year when jaron decides to post!!!
@@ToastBoi496 yeah, jason
“I pulled an all nighter but got distracted by staring at cleavage” is crazy
4:46 "guys I gotta confess I love piping" WHAT LMAO
I can confirm this is a certified yeah Karin classic!!!
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Bro says his computer is not that good when he has a 3080ti and an 12th gen i9
2:08 the diamonds 😭
“i gotta confess i love piping” - jaron 😭 4:47
jaron is the piping goat
5:52 “I stayed up incredibly late. 1 am, that’s about my max.” As I’m watching this at 2:20 am
u know its a good day when jaron
Yeah always is haha
jaron
“I stayed up incredibly late, 1am that’s my limit” I’m watching at 3am 💀
4:47 me too buddy
your videos are so good that i missed out on two hours of My hero academia i am suppose to watch 😭😭😭😭 be proud jaron, you are replacing my fav show and youtuber, im subbing and liking
“Did you do it?”
Yes
“What did it cost?”
The cobblestone machines themselves
Cobblestone generators so efficient that a lag spike is enough to break them... Well done.
How many more are you going to build for your ext video?
13:04 ive hit 0 fps to many times sometimes by playing mc just normally
When the Powerpoint presentation lags: 12:25
"yeah it already was a funny amount... but it could be funnier" I found this funnier then I should have
Bro 5:48 i was looking at a game and i genuinely stopped for a whole 10 seconds to process that statement
Him getting 108 fps and saying he’s lagging
FACTS
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@@Xprozh A minute of cringe
Hsr is a good game
3:03 I just got ratioed💀
5:53 Wow, 1 AM is "incredibly late" to you? Sounds like you have a bad case of "actually good sleeping habits that can be implemented by many peolpe who complain about insomnia and being tired in the afternoon"! Uh oh!
10:44 “My computer isn’t that good”
*Casually has a 2022 Core i9 and an rtx 3080 ti*
6:11 kinda sounds like rekraP
He’s his roomate
5:44 Alice in Chains!!!!
hell yeah!
It went from FPS (Frames Per Second) to SPF(Seconds Per Frame)
sun protection factor
sun protection factor
sun protection factor
Jaron: Casually using his computer to cook his eggs.
Him not mining the diamonds in the cave at the beginning is a war crime
8:16 hmmm i don't know about that
Can we just appreciate the effort he puys into these videos
No
bro can't even copy paste properly
Bot
0:16 Bro really 100 fps is lagging
My most fps I ever had was 60 lol
Should see the horrors snowmen can create, nice to see a lag machine that doesn't require anything too crazy.
7:14 Jaron is using the countdown timer I LOVE IT
You sound like NileRed
Oh my God he does
I may be watching WAY too much of Nigel because I don't hear it 😭
Why does he sound like Ryan Trajan too?
Your content is being stolen by tiktok
That's sadly 75% of tiktok
TikTok sucks.
The next day he will probably post a video about him going to war with tiktok
😂@@Unknown_Noob0319
@@JesseBadut14and the other 15% is brain rot and low attention content and the 10% is just woman shaking their ass
0:07 tutorial please
Shulkercraft made a tutorial
Alternate Title: YeahJaron’s audition tape for SciCraft
Dude probably broke a world record to crash a server, good job
3:23
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10:43 interesting names of ur tools
1:01 that was pretty rough
a few years ago, when i didn't have my own PC, i played minecraft on my dad's computer... it was over 13 years old and had windows 7 pro or smth. Well, i made a server for me and my friend and happily played with 4fps. Then i got the great idea of downloading the "The Flash" mod... the PC shut off almost instantly
5:59 that's a satisfactory moment
Actually, this entire video is a satisfactory moment xD