The $1,000,000 Per Hour Farm

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  • @Yeah_Jaron
    @Yeah_Jaron  10 місяців тому +3966

    I just got word from the admins that they're REMOVING the ability to sell melons! But development takes time so before they do, farm as many as you can!
    IP is Lifesteal(.)net
    remove the ()

  • @rekrap2
    @rekrap2 10 місяців тому +8511

    More proof Mellons are the best crop

    • @DroopTheSnoot
      @DroopTheSnoot 10 місяців тому +170

      Why don't you do i farmed 1 million melons on the public lifesteal smp

    • @DroopTheSnoot
      @DroopTheSnoot 10 місяців тому +22

      Naaah

    • @ZacsFilms
      @ZacsFilms 10 місяців тому +14

      How is this so buried?

    • @arhamandaghar
      @arhamandaghar 10 місяців тому +46

      melon*

    • @ABread
      @ABread 10 місяців тому +8

      imagine being here after you can no longer reply to the comment

  • @AntOfGods
    @AntOfGods 6 місяців тому +2404

    >Base gets raided
    >A kind soul not only repairs the ENTIRE base, but improves it
    >Jaron immediately destroys all of that kind souls hard work
    >Refuses to elaborate

    • @basharmajar5634
      @basharmajar5634 5 місяців тому +41

      Honestly this guy is insane 😅💀💀

    • @mangekyourinnegan6537
      @mangekyourinnegan6537 5 місяців тому +12

      It's a youtube video
      It's not real lol

    • @alessiosong2816
      @alessiosong2816 4 місяці тому +114

      @@mangekyourinnegan6537not every youtube video is fake bro

    • @mangekyourinnegan6537
      @mangekyourinnegan6537 4 місяці тому +33

      @@alessiosong2816 That's true. It's really easy to tell which are real and which are scripted. When you grow up and develop your brain you'll be able to tell the difference too.

    • @_eclipsis
      @_eclipsis 4 місяці тому +20

      ​@@mangekyourinnegan6537Jaron doesn't script his videos

  • @viper8ful
    @viper8ful 4 місяці тому +516

    I’ve never seen an ad for a server that made me not want to play on it to such an intense degree

    • @zer1337
      @zer1337 3 місяці тому +58

      fr it seems to have so many sweats

    • @tilkilit
      @tilkilit 3 місяці тому +105

      I love the idea of factions. But i hate getting raided. And seeing that he got raided multiple times in 2 weeks is insane. No way im playing on that server

    • @hellcat0142
      @hellcat0142 3 місяці тому +53

      @@tilkilit not to mention that one chat message of a guy saying he got raided 20+ times in 4 days

    • @ACheriBerry
      @ACheriBerry 3 місяці тому +6

      Bruh the ideas you are talking about is a towny... ​@tilkilit

    • @lucasb9285
      @lucasb9285 3 місяці тому +7

      The should be a raid week, only that week people are allowed to raid or days and make it an event

  • @Sebbe_Myhre
    @Sebbe_Myhre 9 місяців тому +1234

    The fact that he says "I have a life" so many times tells me that he in fact, does not have a life.

    • @abrendtro
      @abrendtro 6 місяців тому +35

      Jaron: "I have a life"
      Also Jaron: * spends 500 days in superflat *

    • @Nott_Mika
      @Nott_Mika 5 місяців тому +4

      But he said he was on a date which in his words is "the most have a life thing there is" so it must be true!!

    • @Lamario862
      @Lamario862 4 місяці тому

      @@abrendtro i watched that one too XD (great series tho)

    • @ed_cmntonly
      @ed_cmntonly 4 місяці тому +2

      this is truly a lifesteal

    • @FlipJz
      @FlipJz 4 місяці тому

      If you're playing a gamemode literally called lifesteal its pretty apparent when you end up lacking a life

  • @Pangi
    @Pangi 10 місяців тому +1393

    ''Let me make it clear, I'm not playing with an 8 year old'' Killed me LMAOOO 💀💀💀

    • @The_RepubIic
      @The_RepubIic 10 місяців тому +4

      Fr

    • @icyykills
      @icyykills 9 місяців тому +1

      ...

    • @arandomnon6677
      @arandomnon6677 9 місяців тому +33

      bro i had to check that someone born in 2016 is 8 like damn i feel old

    • @NinjaGamer-hm9iz
      @NinjaGamer-hm9iz 6 місяців тому +3

      Classic Minecraft youtuber moment

    • @purple7056
      @purple7056 6 місяців тому +12

      The fact he read PEPO as PEDO too 💀
      Jaron knows his Minecraft competitors too well 💀

  • @demoncat1511
    @demoncat1511 10 місяців тому +1129

    Every video
    Jaron gets even more insane, both mentally AND metaphorically

    • @Calvinfromcalvinandhobbes
      @Calvinfromcalvinandhobbes 10 місяців тому +12

      needa whip out the enigma machine to decode that comment

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 10 місяців тому +6

      do you english?

    • @Shader1S
      @Shader1S 10 місяців тому +3

      This text is more effective than typical military grade encryption

    • @axolotl482
      @axolotl482 10 місяців тому +4

      guys he means
      "Every video
      Jaron gets absolutely alpha sigma ligma red pill + blue pill grindset mindset skibi toilet and ohio lone wolf power, metaphorically speaking"

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 10 місяців тому

      @@axolotl482 thank you for translation 😊 you have w rizz

  • @Coraledge
    @Coraledge 10 місяців тому +592

    A million dollar per hour farm is collecting glowstone to sell to jaron

  • @christophsiebert1213
    @christophsiebert1213 9 місяців тому +29

    I could never play on servers like this. As seen in the video, I don't see the purpose in building anything, if you just get raided and your stuff is getting destroyed basically the moment you log off.

    • @myceliuh
      @myceliuh 11 днів тому +1

      same, they'd have to ban raiders for it to even seem worth the trouble.

  • @RealMooMan
    @RealMooMan 9 місяців тому +534

    I dont like faction servers i dont want the stuff i build to be destroyed

    • @itsDOOMILADE
      @itsDOOMILADE 6 місяців тому +24

      Good for you

    • @xsmiley6-bs493
      @xsmiley6-bs493 5 місяців тому +61

      Faction servers have build claims like they cant destroy it if you claim it

    • @チャーハンが好き
      @チャーハンが好き 4 місяці тому +4

      Literally vanilla Minecraft

    • @rowancucanic
      @rowancucanic 4 місяці тому +100

      ​@@beaner669 you're posturing about Minecraft preferences. Pretty sad

    • @somerandomguy8690
      @somerandomguy8690 4 місяці тому +72

      ⁠@@beaner669bro cannot be saying that with the user name graham rizzler 💀

  • @yellowdicesam
    @yellowdicesam 10 місяців тому +137

    Hey, the melons were cool and all, but I feel like Jaron getting a date is worth congratulating

  • @AlecHouston-k4b
    @AlecHouston-k4b 10 місяців тому +537

    Jaron is the only person I know who can make a literal tutorial on how to crash an entire economy, while being a family friendly minecraft UA-camr….

    • @Lucasithink1
      @Lucasithink1 10 місяців тому +9

      Your forgot Joe Biden

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 10 місяців тому

      grammar dude@@cowdudedislikeshaters7410

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 10 місяців тому

      @@Lucasithink1covid was a big reason for the economy and we are still seeing its effects today. don’t regurgitate shit ur parents say and learn

    • @CamdenRuperto
      @CamdenRuperto 10 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/qg-jmff947M/v-deo.htmlsi=dNknbgcq-oorpa5l

    • @IonizedCarthage
      @IonizedCarthage 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Lucasithink1right wing propaganda?

  • @Mugxwara
    @Mugxwara 10 місяців тому +464

    I am convinced that there is no challenge that Jaron cannot complete.

    • @thatonefrenchguy937
      @thatonefrenchguy937 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@VeryUnderstandabledudeyou think that there's no woman in his family?

    • @Just_a_random_username
      @Just_a_random_username 10 місяців тому +4

      @@VeryUnderstandabledude he got on a date as shown at the end of the video. Also he has female friends

    • @inyourwalls-q6p
      @inyourwalls-q6p 10 місяців тому +11

      Fly to a small town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year and a half, fight in a tournament, win the tournament, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought so hard

    • @Versai.
      @Versai. 10 місяців тому +1

      @@cowdudedislikeshaters7410LOL BRO LITTLE 5 YEAR OLD LMAO BRO CANT TALK AT ALL

    • @thebestscientificmethod9304
      @thebestscientificmethod9304 10 місяців тому +7

      Said in the video where he doesn't complete the challenge

  • @therealbertiesworld
    @therealbertiesworld 10 місяців тому +103

    So, I saw you manually crafting the melon seeds with multiple clicks. You can just shift click the crafting receipe and it will turn all of your melons into seeds.

    • @maxirunpl
      @maxirunpl 5 місяців тому +13

      Yeah, it was painful watching him craft seeds like that instead of using recipes field.

    • @skibidiBus
      @skibidiBus 4 місяці тому +5

      he also didn't ditch his tools that took up space.

  • @redallahnassreddine4773
    @redallahnassreddine4773 5 місяців тому +17

    22:25 I feel so bad for the guy who repaired it

  • @chaible
    @chaible 10 місяців тому +203

    They call it Lifesteal because the server steals your life.

  • @pology4618
    @pology4618 10 місяців тому +136

    You should have invited rekrap to help, he's the master of farming melons!

  • @Just-Some-Helium
    @Just-Some-Helium 10 місяців тому +251

    Reddons: Nice and forgiving man who doesn’t kill
    Jaron: Murdering Capitalist
    I think someone swapped their souls.

    • @Just-Some-Helium
      @Just-Some-Helium 10 місяців тому +24

      Also, Before you start commenting “Reddon killed someone 🤓” He only killed once. It was self defense and he returned the gear to the dude like Jesus

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 10 місяців тому +1

      redoons killed someone🤓

    • @ActuallyJohn
      @ActuallyJohn 10 місяців тому +1

      lmao

    • @Shader1S
      @Shader1S 10 місяців тому +3

      Reddon killed someone 🤓

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Shader1Sreddons killed someone 🤓

  • @Nydaxe
    @Nydaxe 10 місяців тому +27

    Raids are why minecraft has fallen off...

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 9 місяців тому +6

    I actually did something like this on a different server, but instead of selling melon seeds I sold bone blocks and bone meal. I used observers and pistons to mass produce melons which would then be put automatically into a composter which would automatically drain into chests. It was vital to many other farms to have an essentially unlimited supply of bone meal, and I cornered the market on that to such a degree that it became one of these single cheapest materials on the server to buy on-mass, and large scale builders were using it to fill the voids underneath their mega builds!

  • @followleaderwr
    @followleaderwr 10 місяців тому +53

    o7 for the man that repaired yeah jaron’s farm. Respect

  • @Clapz-d5l
    @Clapz-d5l 10 місяців тому +66

    It’s insane how Jaron hasn’t completely descended into madness

    • @krytzzz
      @krytzzz 10 місяців тому +1

      Jaron itself is madness 😊

  • @fishcraft7323
    @fishcraft7323 10 місяців тому +36

    Ah, melon farming. Rekrap2 is both proud, and having traumatic flashbacks.

  • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
    @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja 5 місяців тому +10

    I once joined a small server. Noticed it had a money system. Also noticed that flower pots and copper ingots sold for a rather large amount of money.
    Took me 8 hours to get first place on baltop. 38 hours to reach 10 mil.
    I sold 200 thousand flower pots and 150 thousand copper ingots. I mined so much clay.

  • @SophisticatTA
    @SophisticatTA 4 місяці тому +7

    After the tricky trials update we got the crafter. Now jaron should add the crafter to the end of the collection system so that he only needs to sell the seeds rather than make them

  •  10 місяців тому +481

    How does Jaron ALWAYS do these things? Good video! ❤

    • @The_RepubIic
      @The_RepubIic 10 місяців тому +3

      Fr

    • @memory_lane4
      @memory_lane4 10 місяців тому +4

      fr fr

    • @Penglion
      @Penglion 10 місяців тому

      shut up you just want attention

    • @StockTurnip
      @StockTurnip 10 місяців тому +12

      Imagine buying a channel

    • @juliekunath79
      @juliekunath79 10 місяців тому +8

      Shut up person who bought a verified account ❤❤❤❤

  • @jabko12311
    @jabko12311 10 місяців тому +33

    you could have asked rekrap, he is an expert when it comes to farming melons in minecraft.

  • @aja-F1
    @aja-F1 10 місяців тому +18

    Didn't expect to see Dom here! Good to see him working with so many creators!

  • @Clownish.mp4
    @Clownish.mp4 8 місяців тому +4

    7:09 this potato farm brought back memories, o7
    12:09 who unironically says 'flabbergasted'
    13:03 why does this sound so angru😭
    15:01 omgg branzy mentioned😍

  • @complexify476
    @complexify476 8 місяців тому +2

    You should've just hired rekrap to do it because he's the king of farming melons

  • @Jzerk
    @Jzerk 10 місяців тому +39

    Jaron can somehow always make something as mundane as farming into an entertaining way of destroying things...

  • @ihz25
    @ihz25 10 місяців тому +49

    At this point, Jaron can complete any challenge on minecraft

  • @Justaguyk
    @Justaguyk 10 місяців тому +8

    Just started watching and this is what i learned from the video so far, it’s fun to be greedy or something like that

  • @Chat_GPT4minecraft
    @Chat_GPT4minecraft 10 місяців тому +7

    Once the new update comes out there will be an auto crafter so then you can make a lot of money by using it, because you turn melons into melons seeds on it and you just afk it over night and get like 100m

  • @O-_-O98086
    @O-_-O98086 7 місяців тому +12

    The great potato war 2:24

  • @NinjofNature
    @NinjofNature 10 місяців тому +12

    Gives lifesteal a whole nother meaning

  • @gonder7241
    @gonder7241 10 місяців тому +82

    The more videos he posts the more mentally deranged he is getting and I love it.

  • @yellowdicesam
    @yellowdicesam 10 місяців тому +18

    I see Jaron is following in rek’s footsteps

    • @idreamofabikeeveryday
      @idreamofabikeeveryday 10 місяців тому

      ​@@kulitpoop4827 rek made a video where he tried farming a million melons in 24 hours, I don't remember if it was actually a million but something like that

  • @TheRealPhoenix155
    @TheRealPhoenix155 4 місяці тому +6

    "I negotiated with terrorists and now the terrorists are best friends" caught md off guard 😂

  • @JustNeutral14.
    @JustNeutral14. 26 днів тому +4

    1:50 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GET LANTERNS

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr 10 місяців тому +7

    it's practically a right of passage for a minecraft youtuber to start growing a bunch of melons

  • @quincyzhou2296
    @quincyzhou2296 10 місяців тому +8

    I never knew one of the most hostile SMPs turn into a farming game

  • @Imakethings5
    @Imakethings5 10 місяців тому +6

    Jaron I love your videos they inspire me a lot keep up the good work!

  • @ItsMeHernandez
    @ItsMeHernandez 10 місяців тому +5

    "It's a panda per minute"
    Ah yes. The best conversion rate

  • @ap_steezy
    @ap_steezy 10 місяців тому +3

    carrots sell for $7 per carrot, could easily become a multi millionaire off of just carrots alone... plus they multiply like crazy...
    love your content as always tho, much love

  • @Pastaboy-jq9kz
    @Pastaboy-jq9kz 10 місяців тому +12

    Jason on his way to complete every challenge he can think of.

  • @HouseFlyer
    @HouseFlyer 10 місяців тому +9

    Finally, some quality content on this platform. It's been a while. Keep it up!

  • @goofygoober120
    @goofygoober120 9 місяців тому +3

    Bill asked “How was I made?” Mom responded, “ 12:57

  • @CoolSaturn
    @CoolSaturn 9 місяців тому +3

    Potato wars but now melon wars

  • @xxvioletvinesxx8375
    @xxvioletvinesxx8375 7 місяців тому +4

    I've watch this multiple times and still love this video :)

  • @DroopTheSnoot
    @DroopTheSnoot 10 місяців тому +5

    It's always a good day when Jaron uploads

  • @aryehzaidel6476
    @aryehzaidel6476 10 місяців тому +25

    the best way to farm money is selling melons to jaron 😂

  • @mizuthecyandrago
    @mizuthecyandrago 10 місяців тому +13

    Yeah honestly in the end people are always gonna try to bring others down no matter who they are no matter what game you play, I don’t like people that destroy things people have worked really hard and long on especially stuff like this that took you quite awhile to make.

  • @PhilVillagerOffical
    @PhilVillagerOffical 9 місяців тому +2

    Only this guy will crush his own created economy

  • @akgunr
    @akgunr 9 місяців тому +1

    this would be so good if Jaron used auto crafters to automate the converting to seeds

  • @CaVeinss
    @CaVeinss 4 місяці тому +4

    Rekrap would be proud.

    • @dona0102
      @dona0102 Місяць тому +1

      He would be 👍😃

  • @number16kelbax
    @number16kelbax 10 місяців тому +5

    Instead of water blocks yoi should use waterlogged top-slabs(spruce look the best imo) or put lillypads on top.
    This way you can walk over them without the annoying dip.

    • @Fishstarthegamer
      @Fishstarthegamer 10 місяців тому

      I have to go to the gym and I'm working tomorrow night so if you want to eat egg fried rice 🍚you can

  • @_DaCrazy_
    @_DaCrazy_ 4 місяці тому +1

    Man Jaron always find a way to turn a crazy idea into an intresting vidoe

  • @boondocgr
    @boondocgr 10 місяців тому +1

    he asked pangi the equivelant of what do you do for a living. hes becoming a tiktoker.

  • @Queue3612
    @Queue3612 10 місяців тому +5

    4:21 why dont you just use jack o lanters? you already have a farm capable of mass growing them (granted currently occupied with melons)

  • @rickypearsall_worshipper14
    @rickypearsall_worshipper14 2 місяці тому +5

    you forgot the iron at 0:49

    • @guard_king269
      @guard_king269 2 місяці тому

      Nah bro 💀

    • @ZeeJoen
      @ZeeJoen Місяць тому

      Bro really commented that for no reason 💀

  • @micahgallo
    @micahgallo 2 місяці тому +4

    I feel like it’s stupid to join a server where if you build something it immediately gets destroyed by some random who has no life

  • @Greninja3366
    @Greninja3366 Місяць тому +1

    You should’ve hired Rek

  • @seankeriby1147
    @seankeriby1147 7 місяців тому +2

    Jaron’s weakness is trading and buying items through players.

  • @Gray_mk
    @Gray_mk 10 місяців тому +12

    wait so if someone gives u a bounty.. they can just follow a compass and instantly raid ur base?

    • @Yeah_Jaron
      @Yeah_Jaron  10 місяців тому +4

      Yea we saw this as unfair, so we made it so you only get their general direction.

    • @McGaming3d
      @McGaming3d 4 місяці тому

      Why is this comment not popular

  • @Frostdagoatfr
    @Frostdagoatfr 4 місяці тому +3

    make a farm with potatos and make 10 chunks of potatos

  • @myfloofydog9068
    @myfloofydog9068 4 місяці тому +4

    17:24 a random guy in top left corner

  • @Alo971beans
    @Alo971beans 6 місяців тому +2

    16:20 "I can finally see my kids and wife!"

  • @BjotSingh07
    @BjotSingh07 10 місяців тому +1

    This feels like watching a new player on Hypixel Skyblock. "I'm getting SCAMMED!"

  • @a_capitalist
    @a_capitalist 4 місяці тому +5

    This is capitalist certified

  • @sleepy_robin
    @sleepy_robin 20 днів тому +3

    WHERE IS REKRAP IN THIS VID?

  • @The_one_with_many_names
    @The_one_with_many_names 3 місяці тому +8

    Server is called lifesteal because it steals your real life

  • @thetraveler010
    @thetraveler010 10 місяців тому +2

    Wow I absolutely adore Pangi's voice

  • @Dragon_Blood77
    @Dragon_Blood77 4 місяці тому +1

    Rekrap would be proud for you farming melons

  • @tvpg3d
    @tvpg3d 10 місяців тому +8

    14 secs ago…

  • @sadhub-oo9wr
    @sadhub-oo9wr 10 місяців тому +37

    For every like I get I will do a push up

  • @Mudskipper-z2b
    @Mudskipper-z2b 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how this whole thing felt like a tycon

  • @Shikaschima
    @Shikaschima Місяць тому +1

    "And so began the downfall of the entire economy :D"
    Yep, this is a Jaron video alright.

  • @sumavenigandla6817
    @sumavenigandla6817 3 місяці тому +1

    Big holes= big commitments -branzy

  • @shrivlet4380
    @shrivlet4380 3 місяці тому

    throughout my youtube recommendation I'm aware that my favorite genre is "inflation"

  • @KasparChannel
    @KasparChannel 24 дні тому +1

    20:25 maybe this is why minecraft added autocrafters

  • @SimpleZenith
    @SimpleZenith 2 місяці тому

    I like how you really thought about the best loophole around the shop!

  • @MrShark-un7uy
    @MrShark-un7uy Місяць тому +2

    17:49 i am litterally playing adventure capitalist

  • @king_creeperz
    @king_creeperz Місяць тому +1

    Imagine the crafter with this farm

  • @SeniorFungus
    @SeniorFungus 4 місяці тому +1

    When he gets his hands on the autocrafter, he’s going to be rolling in money

  • @ThatNerdGuy0
    @ThatNerdGuy0 10 місяців тому +1

    We have a new unit of measurement for minecraft farms (in economies): the panda minute
    a panda minute is equal to 5k coins per minute, so your farm would be about 3.333 panda minutes

  • @jhs2300
    @jhs2300 Місяць тому

    I imagine finding a mega factory that produces a lot of melons (money) in a state of disrepair and making it slightly more efficient, sounds like the plot to some anime

  • @Set_your_handle0-0
    @Set_your_handle0-0 4 місяці тому +1

    This is truly a battle between potato war and melon up rising

  • @Cats.are.great.
    @Cats.are.great. 3 місяці тому +1

    this is a money game that makes it rain

  • @zooble_games
    @zooble_games 7 місяців тому +2

    "nobody had found out about my overpriced melons"
    "big holes big comitments"

  • @Dudetson_QcFr
    @Dudetson_QcFr 8 місяців тому

    Here's many thing you could've done that would have made it easier
    1- Using Jack-O lantern instead of glowstone as they are cheaper and easier to farm in large quantity
    2 - Make smaller farms but build it in more locations
    3- (if possible) use chulker boxes for storing the massive input of melons so it's easier to transform them at a regular paste

  • @kbayero40
    @kbayero40 4 місяці тому +1

    if i had a nickel everytime yeah jaron tried to make 1,000,000 of someting in an hour. I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice

  • @joshewki685
    @joshewki685 10 місяців тому +1

    Ok, imagine this farm on the server, but hooked up to an auto crafter for melon seeds… like we’re getting in the next update

  • @efekos
    @efekos 4 місяці тому

    Reddoons talking about potatoes felt... well I don't even know what to call that feeling but it was not normal

  • @njiko
    @njiko 10 місяців тому +2

    you bought my panda eggs on auction the literal minute it went on sale

  • @mysticmaya9426
    @mysticmaya9426 3 місяці тому

    if there's anything i have learnt in lifesteal, it's to never accept teleports. Not even people you trust..

  • @aidan3979
    @aidan3979 26 днів тому +1

    3:29 jaron i cant really comprehend how much your gettingA PANDA PER MINUITE OMG

  • @HadynMccourt
    @HadynMccourt 4 місяці тому +1

    he has some of the best freinds

  • @Spritschrankbach
    @Spritschrankbach 7 місяців тому +1

    Alternate title : i built amazon in minecraft

  • @cactus_management
    @cactus_management Місяць тому

    “I might lose everything, but then I’ll have nothing to lose”- Homelander 10:24