Let me tell you a story 22 verses long about a woman who diloed and didled along {Refrain} With me dildo and didley day I was walking one day just outside of Sligo I could hear a rampant rabbit that was rearing to go {Refrain} She brought me inside and she sang me a song and took me up the back door with a strap on {Refrain} She'd one made of wood, black thorn and bog oak. Her best seller was turf a poke and a smoke {Refrain} She'd all different colors the like you'd never seen and a separate room selling Vaseline {Refrain} She's ones that lit up and sparkled and vibrated I tried it myself now I have titillated. {Refrain} She's one that plugged into a hole in the wall it could send a text message or take a call {Refrain} She sold them to Cork, Westmeath and Tyrone and had factory built just outside Athlone {Refrain} She told me they kept marriages together she also had masks made out of leather {Refrain} She'd ones for your feet to get kinky on your toes and one for the cattle and goats and the yo's {Refrain} Now I'm quite open minded but she went too far she came at me with one speeding strapped to a car {Refrain} She'd one made from barley she'd one made from wheat she'd one made out of Shane Macgowan's teeth {Refrain} She told me a secret I never would share about herself and her sister and a half forward from there {Refrain} She said Miley Cyrus brought back one that didn't work she broke it one morning doing the twerk {Refrain} She made one out of diamonds as a celebrity stunt but you couldn't use it would rip out your *stutter* {Refrain} She'd one made of porridge and chocolate and bread and one in the shape of Vincent Browns Head {Refrain} She's ones for the army and the Guards they could pleasure themselves or do a baton charge {Refrain} She told me she fought in the GPO and rammed a 12 inch black mamba up a black and tans hole {Refrain} She'd one that self cleaned and that you share. She had one with an iron you could straighten your hair {Refrain} She told me she brought one upon a first date and killed the dentist in love hate {Refrain} She told me you could use it to clean out the drains - and I know what your thinking she said I'm thinking the same {Refrain} She said if you buy 2 I'll give you one for free, but I had to sit through Bridget Jones Diary {Refrain} With me hand on me heart now i swear it was true but i have to leave you now 'cause its verse 22 {Refrain}
THANK YOU! Here are the lyrics back at ya, spaced as stanzas sorta thing, if youtube allows the lengthy reply.... Let me tell you a story 22 verses long About a woman who diloed and didled along {Refrain} With me dildo and didley day I was walking one day just outside of Sligo I could hear a rampant rabbit that was rearing to go {Refrain} She brought me inside and she sang me a song And took me up the back door with a strap on {Refrain} She'd one made of wood, black thorn and bog oak. Her best seller was turf a poke and a smoke {Refrain} She'd all different colors the like you'd never seen And a separate room selling Vaseline {Refrain} She's ones that lit up and sparkled and vibrated I tried it myself now I have titillated. {Refrain} She's one that plugged into a hole in the wall It could send a text message or take a call {Refrain} She sold them to Cork, Westmeath and Tyrone And had factory built just outside Athlone {Refrain} She told me they kept marriages together She also had masks made out of leather {Refrain} She'd ones for your feet to get kinky on your toes And one for the cattle and goats and the yo's {Refrain} Now I'm quite open minded but she went too far She came at me with one speeding strapped to a car {Refrain} She'd one made from barley she'd one made from wheat She'd one made out of Shane Macgowan's teeth {Refrain} She told me a secret I never would share About herself and her sister and a half forward from there {Refrain} She said Miley Cyrus brought back one that didn't work She broke it one morning doing the twerk {Refrain} She made one out of diamonds as a celebrity stunt But you couldn't use it would rip out your (feigned stutter) {Refrain} She'd one made of porridge and chocolate and bread And one in the shape of Vincent Browns Head {Refrain} She's ones for the army and the Guards They could pleasure themselves or do a baton charge {Refrain} She told me she fought in the GPO And rammed a 12 inch black mamba up a black and tans hole {Refrain} She'd one that self cleaned and that you share. She had one with an iron you could straighten your hair {Refrain} She told me she brought one upon a first date And killed the dentist in love hate {Refrain} She told me you could use it to clean out the drains - And I know what your thinking she said I'm thinking the same {Refrain} She said if you buy 2 I'll give you one for free, But I had to sit through Bridget Jones Diary {Refrain} With me hand on me heart now i swear it was true But i have to leave you now 'cause its verse 22 {Refrain} That's all folks. I find myself wishing the title were different...
I only noticed (after about the 10+ time watching this) that when the crowd says shh the man in black in the front row is trying to flip off the camera.
I loved it. We badly need diddly di songs these days, instead of the rubbish done by Irish country singers. I loved the jumper. It reminded me of The Clancy's. Maybe this parody, was his revenge on Country and Irish.
I'm not joking if we could do a song like that on Eurovision we would probably win cuz its funny and we'll stand out and it sounds good
Mix it with douze pointe and Socky's revenge(look it up, socky and the moorbegs did a rap) and you've got a banger
ireland would win anyway
Unfortunately we haven’t a hope anymore. We’re a complete joke
Possible the greatest song ever :)
1:25 the lad in front with the cheeky finger
Let me tell you a story 22 verses long about a woman who diloed and didled along
{Refrain} With me dildo and didley day
I was walking one day just outside of Sligo I could hear a rampant rabbit that was rearing to go
{Refrain}
She brought me inside and she sang me a song and took me up the back door with a strap on
{Refrain}
She'd one made of wood, black thorn and bog oak. Her best seller was turf a poke and a smoke
{Refrain}
She'd all different colors the like you'd never seen and a separate room selling Vaseline
{Refrain}
She's ones that lit up and sparkled and vibrated I tried it myself now I have titillated.
{Refrain}
She's one that plugged into a hole in the wall it could send a text message or take a call
{Refrain}
She sold them to Cork, Westmeath and Tyrone and had factory built just outside Athlone
{Refrain}
She told me they kept marriages together she also had masks made out of leather
{Refrain}
She'd ones for your feet to get kinky on your toes and one for the cattle and goats and the yo's
{Refrain}
Now I'm quite open minded but she went too far she came at me with one speeding strapped to a car
{Refrain}
She'd one made from barley she'd one made from wheat she'd one made out of Shane Macgowan's teeth
{Refrain}
She told me a secret I never would share about herself and her sister and a half forward from there
{Refrain}
She said Miley Cyrus brought back one that didn't work she broke it one morning doing the twerk
{Refrain}
She made one out of diamonds as a celebrity stunt but you couldn't use it would rip out your *stutter*
{Refrain}
She'd one made of porridge and chocolate and bread and one in the shape of Vincent Browns Head
{Refrain}
She's ones for the army and the Guards they could pleasure themselves or do a baton charge
{Refrain}
She told me she fought in the GPO and rammed a 12 inch black mamba up a black and tans hole
{Refrain}
She'd one that self cleaned and that you share. She had one with an iron you could straighten your hair
{Refrain}
She told me she brought one upon a first date and killed the dentist in love hate
{Refrain}
She told me you could use it to clean out the drains - and I know what your thinking she said I'm thinking the same
{Refrain}
She said if you buy 2 I'll give you one for free, but I had to sit through Bridget Jones Diary
{Refrain}
With me hand on me heart now i swear it was true but i have to leave you now 'cause its verse 22
{Refrain}
THANK YOU! Here are the lyrics back at ya, spaced as stanzas sorta thing, if youtube allows the lengthy reply....
Let me tell you a story 22 verses long
About a woman who diloed and didled along
{Refrain} With me dildo and didley day
I was walking one day just outside of Sligo
I could hear a rampant rabbit that was rearing to go
{Refrain}
She brought me inside and she sang me a song
And took me up the back door with a strap on
{Refrain}
She'd one made of wood, black thorn and bog oak.
Her best seller was turf a poke and a smoke
{Refrain}
She'd all different colors the like you'd never seen
And a separate room selling Vaseline
{Refrain}
She's ones that lit up and sparkled and vibrated
I tried it myself now I have titillated.
{Refrain}
She's one that plugged into a hole in the wall
It could send a text message or take a call
{Refrain}
She sold them to Cork, Westmeath and Tyrone
And had factory built just outside Athlone
{Refrain}
She told me they kept marriages together
She also had masks made out of leather
{Refrain}
She'd ones for your feet to get kinky on your toes
And one for the cattle and goats and the yo's
{Refrain}
Now I'm quite open minded but she went too far
She came at me with one speeding strapped to a car
{Refrain}
She'd one made from barley she'd one made from wheat
She'd one made out of Shane Macgowan's teeth
{Refrain}
She told me a secret I never would share
About herself and her sister and a half forward from there
{Refrain}
She said Miley Cyrus brought back one that didn't work
She broke it one morning doing the twerk
{Refrain}
She made one out of diamonds as a celebrity stunt
But you couldn't use it would rip out your (feigned stutter)
{Refrain}
She'd one made of porridge and chocolate and bread
And one in the shape of Vincent Browns Head
{Refrain}
She's ones for the army and the Guards
They could pleasure themselves or do a baton charge
{Refrain}
She told me she fought in the GPO
And rammed a 12 inch black mamba up a black and tans hole
{Refrain}
She'd one that self cleaned and that you share.
She had one with an iron you could straighten your hair
{Refrain}
She told me she brought one upon a first date
And killed the dentist in love hate
{Refrain}
She told me you could use it to clean out the drains -
And I know what your thinking she said I'm thinking the same
{Refrain}
She said if you buy 2 I'll give you one for free,
But I had to sit through Bridget Jones Diary
{Refrain}
With me hand on me heart now i swear it was true
But i have to leave you now 'cause its verse 22
{Refrain}
That's all folks. I find myself wishing the title were different...
John Vail i
John Vail .
lol, fucking legend :)
It's a half forward from Clare
Not there
The song would win every competition ever .
This is what your TV licence pays for
DarceyNE willNE is a square
Money well spent
Worth every penny
Pitty now its just shite and nothing like this anymore
*yess* 👌
That one smart arse putting up middle finger in such scene Hahahahahaha XD
Yes, please enter this on Eurovision, I'm so over Estonian teenagers covering Whitney Houston!!! Greets from Czech Republic 😄
She'd one made outta diamonds it woz a celebrity stunt but u cudnt use it coz twud rip out ur c**t Fucking priceless lol . Bernard is a legend
Would you ppost the lyrics so I can try to bust with it at the local session...?
I only noticed (after about the 10+ time watching this) that when the crowd says shh the man in black in the front row is trying to flip off the camera.
thank you for actually making it a song
This is one of my favourite videos
Chords for you ejits:
G . C . D . C .
G C G .
what's the strum ?
@@ryanbyrne9155 aggressive mindless battering of the guitar
so this is the legendary song!
I love koadline soooo much
That was class
I'm glad to be Irish
yep Kaito Akira screams Irish :p
micheal cameron Ah that's a bit rat like
micheal cameron Bad out
I loved it. We badly need diddly di songs these days, instead of the rubbish done by Irish country singers. I loved the jumper. It reminded me of The Clancy's. Maybe this parody, was his revenge on Country and Irish.
The amount of diesel I went through 😂
Best Irish song EVER!
For fuck sake..
brilliant :) pure genius
thats a hell of a performance. not easy to remember all that.
Ok we would win euro vision with this
bernard o shea looks like the russian guy from captain america winter soldier
Wee Joe jesus ur right
i love marvel hope he sees this hahaha
Haha. Love dis
Bernard is Quality !
is that Noel Gallagher in the back? :P
brilliant
Bernard you absolute legend love ya to bits!! :)
Funniest thing about this is that Bernards song is ten times better than any of the shit kodaline ever produced
Best song ever
How did he keep his breath that long
he breathed, that's how.
us Irish are long winded. 😁😉
b i g l u n g
Not everyone is dying from crushing societal self esteem anxiety....that's how....in any sorta he's a lucky little sausage anyhow
Who doesn’t love a good pint of Parp?
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Very funny, sounds like my brother Eric from the Clancy brothers.
were is the lyrics of this i love it :D
Handsome bastard with his hands up in the back top right @ 1:16
MP3 pls!
Fucking Brilliant, Bernard should get his own talk show
LOL best song ever
Turf and a poke 😂😂😂
hahahahahaa, love it! Christmas #1, Bernard O'Shea :)
Can i have this as my ringtone
My 9yr old daughter is learning the guitar, do you think the chords of this tune would be easy to master?
Yeah
What are the chords?
fucking class
I love me a pint of Parp
1:27 the second guy in from the left using his middle finger
"Miley Cyrus bought one that didn't work, she broke it one morning, she was going the twerk." O....M....G
"Basically the biggest band in the world" ... Iron Maiden would like a word.
Can someone please tell me the chords for this?
Half forward from clare!
I love💚💚💚IRELAND!!!!
Оксана Сидорова me to bro 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
a true story...
Ive always wanted to know the lyrics to this song!
10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss
Kodaline trying not to love it
I can only imagine the lad with the England shirt at 1:16 get lynched off air
Anyone have it on soundcloud
i love bernard
Watch this while high
Tow of them went to my school
#Ireland4life
What are the chords and strum pattern
Seán Carolan 2/4 time G/C/D Typical Irish country guitar rhythm.
Was he trying to look like a Clancy brother?
has anyone the chords worked out? :P
And first lol I bet over 1 mill views
Is this song mean't to be a parody of another song?
johnny jump up - christy moore , is the basis for the beginning but not so similar in rhythym
What are the chords?
I think i wet my self
*FOR FUCK SAKE*
Hahaha
I was like "wow, they really managed to make those lads look like a generic boy band"
and then Bernard was like "IT'S KODALINE"
oh...
first? really?
G
First
1st
Slainte.