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  • @alair9286
    @alair9286 7 років тому +2958

    When it's 13 degrees in Ireland everyone comes out with shorts, t-shirts and sunglasses on. I wish I was joking.

    • @jamesm3080
      @jamesm3080 7 років тому +104

      Yeah but we all look cool 😎

    • @atraxuswraithe6031
      @atraxuswraithe6031 6 років тому +134

      Speaking as someone who lives in a country where the temperature regularly goes over 35 degrees Celsius in summer (AKA Australia) and who fucking HATES any weather over 15 degrees Celsius, that sounds like absolute heaven to me, man!!!

    • @justanotherviewer3686
      @justanotherviewer3686 6 років тому +10

      Lol yeah!

    • @regandonohue3899
      @regandonohue3899 6 років тому +30

      Fuckin' tell me about it (Singaporean). It's not as hot as Aussie, but it's humid as fuck. 29 degrees and still sweating my balls off.

    • @lukemmurphy795
      @lukemmurphy795 6 років тому +18

      Regan Donohue The humidity's extremely high so 15°C Feels like 30°C abroad.

  • @brianjones2919
    @brianjones2919 5 років тому +1052

    “I lost me bag.”
    “Have you said a prayer to St.Anthony.”
    Til this day he never fails.

    • @comrademod4503
      @comrademod4503 4 роки тому +39

      Works in Croatia aswell. Every time I lost something my grandmother would give me the "pray to St. Anthony" look.

    • @rosamariamendoza1466
      @rosamariamendoza1466 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, you better believe it!!🙏😊

    • @sunnyroad5644
      @sunnyroad5644 4 роки тому +11

      It works...

    • @ciaran6309
      @ciaran6309 4 роки тому +7

      We still say around here. He always finds..

    • @MartinsGarage97
      @MartinsGarage97 4 роки тому +9

      My mom always prayed to St. Anthony when she lost something, he never let her down.

  • @aidanc4757
    @aidanc4757 4 роки тому +266

    “He drank a full bottle of whiskey and died” “Lightweight”

  • @mrbrian826
    @mrbrian826 5 років тому +989

    You know you're Irish when a six year old Republic Of Telly video pops up in your Recommended.

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 5 років тому +9

      I’ve never related to anything more in my life.

    • @Phil_2007
      @Phil_2007 5 років тому +3

      Spot on..

    • @thomasshelby2757
      @thomasshelby2757 5 років тому +2

      Well bai

    • @VAspeed3
      @VAspeed3 5 років тому +13

      I'm American, but this popped up in my Recommended. How ya 'splain that?

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX 5 років тому +3

      I don't recall being Irish. But who knows, maybe my great great great great grand-grandparents fled Ireland during the potato famine.

  • @java4656
    @java4656 5 років тому +384

    "Cathal, why're you late?"
    "I was on the piss, boss."
    "Alright. Work away."

    • @tph3475
      @tph3475 4 роки тому +8

      This happens all the time in Newcastle, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @ElvisPresley68
      @ElvisPresley68 4 роки тому +1

      That’s me on a Monday

    • @danid3533
      @danid3533 3 роки тому +4

      @@tph3475 Australia too lmao

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass 2 роки тому +7

      That's not a boss. That's a leader of men.

  • @johnpowers2921
    @johnpowers2921 3 роки тому +322

    I worked with a fellow from Dublin who told me, “ two guys were involved in a fist fight going at it tooth and nail. The Angelous bell rang at noon. They both stopped fighting, blessed themselves, and once the bell rang again, resumed beating the crap out of each other” I can’t say it’s true, but I like to believe it is!

    • @tanjaloesch6629
      @tanjaloesch6629 2 роки тому +12

      Only in Ireland! 👍🇮🇪🍀🎶💖🤼🌈🧚😆😆😆

    • @deaftone311
      @deaftone311 2 роки тому +3

      Seen similar happen in the army when reveille, retreat or taps is played during the day hah (we're supposed to stop and salute)

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now 2 роки тому +6

      I thought that bell was at 6pm? You said midday. You're a liar!

    • @tanyaward4401
      @tanyaward4401 2 роки тому +1

      Of coarse it's true I'd do the same myself 😅😅

    • @regandonohue3899
      @regandonohue3899 2 роки тому +4

      @@Google_Does_Evil_Now ? The Angelus is said at noon

  • @ziva6245
    @ziva6245 7 років тому +1528

    For everyone that isn't Irish...
    "Put the messages in the press" = 'put the shopping away'

    • @goodgirlkay
      @goodgirlkay 6 років тому +18

      Z I V A Thanks

    • @acummins1072
      @acummins1072 6 років тому +191

      I’m irish I’ve never heard that

    • @dubmait
      @dubmait 6 років тому +44

      The_Boss107091 it's kind of dying out but my mam would say it

    • @oogabooga2454
      @oogabooga2454 6 років тому +30

      born and raised in ireland and i've never heard that

    • @dubmait
      @dubmait 6 років тому +7

      @@oogabooga2454 ye I mean it's not as common as it used to be

  • @kartel8844
    @kartel8844 4 роки тому +292

    "Get up fer mass". Sent a shiver down my spine..

    • @1958Shemp
      @1958Shemp 4 роки тому +13

      Lemme tell ya, my Slavic mother was a fanatic about attending Mass.

    • @jackbutler3133
      @jackbutler3133 3 роки тому +2

      Thankfully have never heard that phrase from either of my parents

    • @weirdsciencethe2nd205
      @weirdsciencethe2nd205 3 роки тому +9

      I nearly looked for my good shoes 😂

    • @romankotas448
      @romankotas448 3 роки тому +4

      @@1958Shemp my Slavic father’s an atheist so we never really had that problem

    • @Madman-bb2nc
      @Madman-bb2nc 3 роки тому +4

      My Family has alot of Irish Heritage so my dad Always wakes me up at 5AM for mass

  • @cosmicsprings8690
    @cosmicsprings8690 5 років тому +147

    The beautiful thing about the incredible Irish ☘️ people is their ability to laugh and laugh at themselves.. thank you well funny 😂

    • @rangersf.c4536
      @rangersf.c4536 4 роки тому +6

      They have plenty to laugh at.😬😆😆😆

  • @mogadishusneeze
    @mogadishusneeze 8 років тому +871

    "One man likes Tayto and the other likes King,"
    Funny, but a little insensitive to the people watching that lost their loved ones during the whole Lyon's Vs Barry's riots of 1996. That all started off with just two men in a heated debate.
    No one in the affected counties has been right since. The mere whistle of a kettle boiling can induce the most horrific flashbacks.

    • @Slewlok
      @Slewlok 7 років тому +9

      mogadishusneeze nice profile pic ,Liam Neeson in "The grey "

    • @mogadishusneeze
      @mogadishusneeze 7 років тому +15

      Thats the one for sure brother :) Great ending in that movie. I see you went with the greatest Irishman ever to grace our island with the imprint of his foot.

    • @camdoyle4393
      @camdoyle4393 7 років тому +22

      Can't even throw on the kettle anymore

    • @ronanc6324
      @ronanc6324 7 років тому +12

      mogadishusneeze not to mention the thousands who were purged in the Perri show trials of the 70's

    • @darabradley5173
      @darabradley5173 6 років тому +1

      mogadishusneeze my granda used to box him

  • @darraghspain8216
    @darraghspain8216 11 років тому +687

    Forgot about the bottle of 7up when your sick

  • @VelcroKittie
    @VelcroKittie 4 роки тому +161

    You know you're in rural Ireland when the bus route unexpectedly rolls out a brand new bus and the aul' ones come out with phrases like 'we won't know ourselves now'. These are the same aul' ones who come out with lines whilst waiting for the bus like 'ah sure if it was raining we'd be all soaking wet'.
    I don't expect anybody outside of Ireland to understand this.

    • @Animefreakess
      @Animefreakess 3 роки тому +15

      Well what do you expect when the aul' ones have been brainwashed by the tyrannical reign of Bus Eireann?

    • @VelcroKittie
      @VelcroKittie 3 роки тому +13

      @@Animefreakess The buses in Sligo are hilarious. They arrive when they want to, if at all. No notice of course. Depends on the mood the driver is in. It's like the Jamaican Republic of Sligo here.

    • @tuforu4
      @tuforu4 3 роки тому +2

      Or oul ones saying i will die HAPPY knowing i have enough money for my Burial.

    • @tuforu4
      @tuforu4 3 роки тому

      @@VelcroKittie you need watch LADY SAW from jmca.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 3 роки тому +3

      Actually this sounds alot like hillbilly talk.

  • @shannonnorris9026
    @shannonnorris9026 9 років тому +780

    IVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE THAN THIS OMG

    • @teh638
      @teh638 8 років тому +2

      same

    • @lolipops3244
      @lolipops3244 8 років тому +2

      same

    • @nicolerobertson8503
      @nicolerobertson8503 8 років тому +10

      I'm Scottish and I relate to almost of these. The only one I don't is the woman what's for dinner cause if I did those tatties would have been rammed up my arse x

    • @bowekaya
      @bowekaya 8 років тому +4

      Aye same here, a Scot as well....that one's a keeper to show me mammy.....lol....;-)

    • @ree3e717
      @ree3e717 7 років тому +1

      (im a mcconnell so thats proof im irish)i stutter and its apart of my life so thats one.two, when i was younger I would call my dads and moms name until they stopped what they were doing to yell at me.three, ive had to say "yeah, oh really, cool, that sucks"SO MANY TIMES.fourth, you know what ill stop there

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 10 років тому +173

    Mammy: "Im telling ya now!! if ive ta go up dem stay-urs!!
    Me:"It'd be a fucking miracle!
    **THUMP THUMP THUMP**
    Mammy: "I'll miracle ya, ya little shite ya!!

  • @StylishIrisman
    @StylishIrisman 3 роки тому +117

    You know you’re Irish when you have any sort of pain growing up mammy said “they’re just growing pains”

    • @damianbarber6677
      @damianbarber6677 3 роки тому +5

      Hahah so true

    • @ruth722
      @ruth722 3 роки тому +1

      I'm irish and had really bad foot pain for a whole summer and was told they're growing pains 😂😂

    • @damianbarber6677
      @damianbarber6677 3 роки тому +3

      @@ruth722 arthritis absolutely SPRINTS in my family Im 14 and I have really bad bone trouble and im told its growing pains 😂

    • @xg3m1n1xX
      @xg3m1n1xX 3 роки тому +1

      And ya can fix any sickness with a pack of taytos and some flat 7up

    • @dangermouse6687
      @dangermouse6687 3 роки тому +2

      So true. Flat 7up the cure for everything. "Nothing that a good night's sleep won't cure".

  • @barcalkitty
    @barcalkitty 8 років тому +315

    "bollocks,me homework" me every night lmao

    • @g.h7657
      @g.h7657 5 років тому +3

      Ill be your homework every night

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 4 роки тому +11

      @@g.h7657 What does that even mean, you fucking simp.

  • @pleasantsimmer1509
    @pleasantsimmer1509 7 років тому +89

    "Jeezuz thats a' fine lookin' tan ya have der"
    😂😂😂

  • @embojitsu8740
    @embojitsu8740 3 роки тому +257

    You know you're Irish when you're on a foreign holiday and the look of relief and the big smile when the locals realise you're not English. (Sorry but it's happened loads) 😄

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now 2 роки тому +8

      That's so true!

    • @derekmoran885
      @derekmoran885 2 роки тому +3

      People love the underdog.

    • @dannyd83
      @dannyd83 Рік тому +3

      Touché 🇮🇪

    • @embojitsu8740
      @embojitsu8740 Рік тому +3

      @@derek-press Give us back our six counties first. 😘

    • @embojitsu8740
      @embojitsu8740 Рік тому +3

      @@derek-press Troll along now, Derek. I'm off out to meet friends. You enjoy your Sunday. 😁

  • @SK-yb7bx
    @SK-yb7bx 9 років тому +97

    Glenroe on late on a Sunday night. As soon as the music plays "Fuck, I forgot my homework" Done that.

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 9 років тому +4

      Sean Kelly Same! It was on at like 7 or 8 in the evening i think. I died at that part. In fact i was thinking of homework as soon as i heard the music

    • @DashWinterson
      @DashWinterson 9 років тому +2

      Hah Im American and I didn't get that one. Thanks for the explanation!

    • @yellowcougar18
      @yellowcougar18 9 років тому +5

      +DAGATHire 8.30 in the evening...and most of the time you had to be in bed by 9...so the fear of God would go down your spine, as you started wondering if you'd forgotten Math, Irish, English, etc etc. I even start running through the list of subjects in my head when I hear that theme tune.

    • @TheMightyKinkle
      @TheMightyKinkle 8 років тому +2

      Ah right. I wondered what it meant

    • @S-uuuu
      @S-uuuu Місяць тому +2

      It's a collective national trauma

  • @tizwazz
    @tizwazz 11 років тому +161

    Get up ta fuck!

  • @hornetobiker
    @hornetobiker 4 роки тому +14

    Greatest documentary ever.

  • @SilentEire
    @SilentEire 10 років тому +71

    The glenroe skit was genius, brings back memories of Sunday nights

    • @hawkeyepierce12
      @hawkeyepierce12 10 років тому +8

      that was the funniest skit for me... funny 'cause it's true!

    • @mickey2mccool
      @mickey2mccool 3 роки тому +2

      Was 100% true in my case. I thought it was just me 🤣

    • @lisadoyle86
      @lisadoyle86 Рік тому

      Totally true. You knew after glenroe it was time for bed.😂😂 on a Sunday night.

  • @Topnomad
    @Topnomad 9 років тому +1322

    Was in Ireland the other day, saw a guy putting sun cream on his kid whilst it was raining. True story.

    • @excellentcollins
      @excellentcollins 9 років тому +83

      Sounds like Ireland

    • @Topnomad
      @Topnomad 8 років тому +31

      +Denise Petrie sunny with showers lol

    • @DAGATHire
      @DAGATHire 8 років тому +68

      A sure if you don't like the weather in ireland... wait five minuets.

    • @jodieosulivan7539
      @jodieosulivan7539 8 років тому +27

      ya, but it could be lashing rain one sec, then sunny the next, just a few days ago my dog was out enjoying the sun, then she was running for shelter from the hail I swear

    • @segoriskjohnny7916
      @segoriskjohnny7916 8 років тому +11

      +Jodie O Sulivan yeah, your not safe from the Irish weather no matter what, the real eyebrow raiser is the fact sunny is even sold in this country..

  • @rocketqueen7355
    @rocketqueen7355 5 років тому +32

    Im polish ,living in Ireland since 2006 and this is hilarious😂😂😂
    So true, spot on. Bye ,bye, bye,bye,bye,bye,bye

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Рік тому +2

      You got any traffic tickets?

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 8 років тому +109

    I know I'm not Irish but this and the other Republic Of Telly material is some the funniest, smartest and simply best comedy I've seen in years. So happy I stumbled across this! :D

    • @XeaRae
      @XeaRae Рік тому +4

      This one is more of a documentary tbh. Can confirm all these convos happen daily.

    • @Zoe-dr5ps
      @Zoe-dr5ps Рік тому +2

      ​@@XeaRae😂😂😂😂

  • @sarafox2489
    @sarafox2489 5 років тому +63

    *Legend has it he’s still saying bye to his mother*

  • @jackmckee5274
    @jackmckee5274 6 років тому +108

    You know your Irish when your bror shouts upstairs “your wanted”
    Scary shit

    • @StylishIrisman
      @StylishIrisman 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @inosukehashibira69
      @inosukehashibira69 3 роки тому +1

      Absolute fear runs through my body when my little brother says "mammy wants you and she isn't happy"

  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364 8 років тому +106

    The Glenroe thing is just perfect, Sunday evening and then it hits ye, fuckin brilliant.

    • @ciaranac
      @ciaranac 7 років тому +4

      David Murphy panic stations ahh

    • @Kerri36982
      @Kerri36982 7 років тому +5

      we all have been there lol

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel 4 роки тому +1

      When Coming to America started playing on Paramount Comedy for me. Swear they played it every Sunday for about 10 years.

    • @69skobie43
      @69skobie43 4 роки тому +3

      For years that theme music filled me with dread, ‘crap it can’t be half eight already. Right I better buckle down, after this........and the Sunday game of course’.

  • @lizziexbieberx44_
    @lizziexbieberx44_ 6 років тому +80

    I am Russian but I live in Ireland my whole life I can relate to this so much 😂😂😂

    • @tiernanwearen8096
      @tiernanwearen8096 3 роки тому

      @@pewdiepieisgay7345 don't be a clobhead

    • @lazylank
      @lazylank 2 роки тому +4

      Doesn't that make you Irish?

    • @ManlyOBeeferton
      @ManlyOBeeferton 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah I'd regard you as Irish.

    • @derekmoran885
      @derekmoran885 2 роки тому +5

      Sorry but you are one of us now!

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose Рік тому +3

      Friend, you may be Russian by ethnicity, but you are Irish by culture… And it is our culture that makes us who we are, not our ethnicity

  • @lazylank
    @lazylank 2 роки тому +7

    "Get UP!.......T'FUCK!"
    Caught me so off guard, I nearly pissed myself laughing!

  • @somtimesIhateyou
    @somtimesIhateyou 11 років тому +13

    I lived in Ireland for 3 years and you guys are awesome!

  • @bellei365
    @bellei365 9 років тому +501

    going to england for ''another holiday'' jaysus

    • @paullytle246
      @paullytle246 7 років тому +39

      Grainne 26+6= 1

    • @edthegoomba
      @edthegoomba 5 років тому +2

      @@paullytle246 I dont get your comment would you mind explaining?

    • @paullytle246
      @paullytle246 5 років тому +32

      @@edthegoomba 26 counties of the republic of Ireland +the six counties of northern Ireland(UK) will equal one United Ireland

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 5 років тому +20

      Michael Eisenman Big fan of the Ivory Coast are ya

    • @Liamkiernan59
      @Liamkiernan59 5 років тому +20

      @@Irish381 Well Mr Irish American, please note that the Irish flag is green, white, and orange. The flag of the Ivory Coast is orange, white, and green.

  • @stephanieinnocentia1739
    @stephanieinnocentia1739 5 років тому +18

    Simply my husband, plus his family members, cousins, damn 100% accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LeahWolfMSP
    @LeahWolfMSP 9 років тому +252

    My mom spends half of her time on the phone saying Bye.

    • @venmxshadows
      @venmxshadows 9 років тому +15

      Ye but you're not irish tho. Nobody in Ireland calls there mam "mom"

    • @LeahWolfMSP
      @LeahWolfMSP 9 років тому +16

      venmxshadows Lol. You idiot. I'm from Kildare. Everyone here calls there mother Mom or Mam. But my cousins from Waterford call there mother Mum. And my cousins from Kilkenny call there mother mom or mum. It doesn't depend on what country you're from you dipshit.

    • @mrbranflakes11
      @mrbranflakes11 9 років тому +5

      Leah Ackerman ;-; me ma spends half the fecking time chatting on the phone. Can't go anywhere with her either proper chatterbox. Me nanny is worse ah jaysus i went to meath street with her one time and be fecked if we went in at 9 in the mornin and did'n't leave the place till 5 the afternoon.

    • @edelhandmusic8628
      @edelhandmusic8628 5 років тому +1

      Acc me cousins r from Kildale call their mam mam

    • @ryanfitzgerald7076
      @ryanfitzgerald7076 5 років тому +1

      I'm from Dublin and I say ma

  • @EllenRoche1234
    @EllenRoche1234 8 років тому +51

    I love the one where the guys had to shut up 'cause the guy was singing. It's true, in Ireland everyone in the pub needed to be quiet when someone is singing: it has something to do respect!

    • @dangermouse6687
      @dangermouse6687 3 роки тому +8

      And it's a pain in the neck if you've gone out for a chat and someone stands up to sing, 22 verses later you're only ready to go home. And they usually can't sing🤣🤣🤣

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now 2 роки тому +1

      Especially if it's some old slow dull song. You'll never hear them shushing the pub for a mad oul lively tune!

    • @lauralucy1
      @lauralucy1 Рік тому

      Yessss!!! and you want the crack and laughs and everyone keeps sushing you!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣☘️

  • @avidnongetit8710
    @avidnongetit8710 5 років тому +21

    Good night last night?
    Amazing!
    What'd you get up to?
    I can't remember?!
    😎

  • @leeplays9370
    @leeplays9370 10 років тому +95

    your dinner is ready go down for it and it not done another irish thing

  • @ThePilotPenguin1
    @ThePilotPenguin1 8 років тому +32

    so fucking true. especially the one about the house selling for 400 quid and the recession. the one fighting over the crisps and the one about the homework. but they best is the prayer to saint Antony. i was raised on that. you have to leave a fiver to him as well is what i was told. the one about playing for county and all. its so true

    • @epicsnail14
      @epicsnail14 7 років тому +5

      my mam found my granny's checkbook after she died and there was one made out to "st Anthony"

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 роки тому +18

    "You know you're Irish when..."
    _isolated shot of some guy getting thrown out of a random pub onto his arse_

  • @williamunderhill427
    @williamunderhill427 4 роки тому +17

    "Woman, what's for the dinner?" 😂😂

  • @orlakatecampbell2469
    @orlakatecampbell2469 6 років тому +10

    Loved the two lads fighting over the crisps when they're both made by the same company😂😂

  • @chloeandgracevlogs6818
    @chloeandgracevlogs6818 6 років тому +225

    You know your irish when your mammy has told you to "stop cracking your knuckles or you'll get arthritis"

    • @charlotte4112
      @charlotte4112 4 роки тому +16

      I think all mothers say that tbh

    • @soulstorm8806
      @soulstorm8806 4 роки тому +9

      You know your Irish when you say "Mammy" at all!

    • @scottnewton9370
      @scottnewton9370 3 роки тому +2

      I say that to my lad up northern England

    • @charlesmaximus9161
      @charlesmaximus9161 3 роки тому +5

      That's international. I'm American and my mother said that all the time. I don't know though, maybe that's where it comes from originally?

    • @fredericslimane
      @fredericslimane 3 роки тому +5

      @@charlesmaximus9161 same in France!

  • @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm
    @ChrisPBacon-zf5gm 7 років тому +62

    I’m Irish and this is genuinely somewhat accurate

    • @bagel9542
      @bagel9542 3 роки тому +3

      it's accurate you knob the actors are irish

    • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
      @Google_Does_Evil_Now 2 роки тому

      @@bagel9542 how do you know his knob is accurate and that he used it on the actors?

  • @turbogigwoof2321
    @turbogigwoof2321 5 років тому +11

    The hardy bucks crew are very talented, I hope to see more from them

  • @lickaun
    @lickaun 3 роки тому +5

    Still the very best republic of telly sketch ever and the most accurate

  • @indianagnr09
    @indianagnr09 9 років тому +377

    As a Polish immigrant i gotta say this describes irish people sooo much :D Love ye all !

    • @quelaag3829
      @quelaag3829 9 років тому +39

      ***** Ya bleeding eejit, polish are literally irish now, nuff said haii.

    • @GCS88
      @GCS88 9 років тому

      ***** nah now its the IW's fault.

    • @LpsAngelMusic
      @LpsAngelMusic 9 років тому +14

      Yeah I was 2 when I moved to Ireland from Poland, now I'm 13 😊

    • @potatoassassin2467
      @potatoassassin2467 8 років тому +5

      +G11B you're not irish

    • @Joseph-mf3yi
      @Joseph-mf3yi 7 років тому +6

      The Patriot don't even pretend that's not racism or ignorance

  • @patuuuu
    @patuuuu 11 років тому +28

    I live in Ireland for almost 2 years and I lived in England for 1 year, man.. Irish people are for sure the coolest people I ever seen, they are humble and at the same time, fighters for the country :) this kind of thought about Irish join Britain is so old fashion and simple minded people ;)

    • @derek-press
      @derek-press Рік тому

      30% of Brits ..are half Irish... you don't have a fecking clue

  • @stephenrafter1022
    @stephenrafter1022 3 роки тому +7

    The Glencoe clip was so so true. I hated it because it was Sunday evening and had stupid school in the morning that I hated. Then I would remember my homework when the glenrow theme song came on. This was the 80s. Nightmare Sunday evening's lol

    • @MarianMurphy-rz8ej
      @MarianMurphy-rz8ej 5 місяців тому

      I used to just watch the quite depressing ER on Sunday nights which took over from the Glenroe slot and it would get me in the right mindset for school the following week aka. the doom and gloom mindset….

  • @do1wo1
    @do1wo1 8 років тому +61

    "Get up ...ta fuck "

  • @maskellmaolseachlainn6347
    @maskellmaolseachlainn6347 5 років тому +4

    You Know You're Irish When... you watch this multiple times and think it's hilarious every time!

  • @nigelswindles1129
    @nigelswindles1129 4 роки тому +28

    you can tell the news is from America when they have Irish or Scots talking and they have subtitles LMFAO

  • @itsonlysound
    @itsonlysound 8 років тому +113

    The post-mass interrogation was always terrifying. You had to look your Ma in the eye and make sure you'd corroborated your story with your friends/siblings. And also be careful when she asks you "Who did you see?" as it was always a trap. She'd been the night before.

  • @kwc1138
    @kwc1138 3 роки тому +5

    As a kid living in West Cork in 70s, we had two brothers who each had a farm split into two as inheritance.
    They did not get on and every time they got drunk (In our small village with 13 pubs) and ran into each other they ended up in a fist fight brawl and the local Garda was called to cool them off.

  • @dejanbukvic4807
    @dejanbukvic4807 4 роки тому +1

    Legend has it that your man on the phone still saying bye bye bye up to this day. 🤣🤣

  • @Itsallfun3000
    @Itsallfun3000 7 років тому +11

    This is amazing. Being English but having had grand parents from Ireland I never realised how much of this I can relate to!

  • @marcknightly9677
    @marcknightly9677 10 років тому +13

    Glenroe sunday night, bollox me homework, hits the nail on the head

  • @larryl3416
    @larryl3416 2 роки тому +3

    I was born in Sligo Town before emigrating when I was ten. This brings back memories 🤣🤣🤣

  • @crompazuzu6488
    @crompazuzu6488 2 роки тому +10

    3:33 really hit home for me 🤣🤣

  • @melangellatc1718
    @melangellatc1718 6 років тому +3

    Oddly enough, as a hard drinking American (bourbon), I picked up on most of this!!! Bravo!

  • @panzer1364
    @panzer1364 7 років тому +3

    Every bit of this is actualy spot on, so funny. Tayto vs king had me in stitches.

  • @shanegallagher3524
    @shanegallagher3524 8 років тому +2112

    You know ur irish when u were born in ireland

    • @bornready8157
      @bornready8157 8 років тому +146

      no you know your'e ma and da and rest of your'e family are irish if a dog is born in a stable dont make him a horse so just been born in ireland dont make you irish yea understand lad

    • @1948DESMOND
      @1948DESMOND 8 років тому +16

      how come poeple born in our oldest province are NOT called irish?
      they are called NORTHERN irish?
      are they somehow less irish that we here in the south?
      i mean, are there two irelands?
      i couldhave sworn that there was only one ireland but with two different departments if you like.

    • @bornready8157
      @bornready8157 8 років тому +1

      +7542uyhgf5 yeaaa and everyone knows its true 👌

    • @user-gu9ff3jg4t
      @user-gu9ff3jg4t 8 років тому +7

      What if one parent is Irish?

    • @shanegallagher3524
      @shanegallagher3524 8 років тому +20

      +William Then your half irish

  • @altantsetsegbayarsaikhan111
    @altantsetsegbayarsaikhan111 8 років тому +52

    2:58 xD "Woman what's for dinner?"
    *potatos*

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 років тому +7

      Kirito Kadsuta SPUDS*

    • @jack8242
      @jack8242 5 років тому

      Thats y u never say woman or wife cos they do fuck all then

  • @mattfairbanks7621
    @mattfairbanks7621 7 років тому +1

    Who are we waving at? The magpie😂😂
    Do you want to make county😂😂😂

  • @emanonymous
    @emanonymous 5 років тому +5

    after seeing this i can recognize the irish roots in the humor of the television show letterkenny

  • @lowkeydacey
    @lowkeydacey 8 років тому +47

    i am irish and this explains me alot

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 8 років тому +1

      like passing out after "one" pint, not judging

    • @lowkeydacey
      @lowkeydacey 8 років тому +1

      european empire nah, I'm more into vodka and I don't pass out XD

  • @Kr0nicDragon
    @Kr0nicDragon 4 роки тому +3

    Ahh such a mysterious and beautiful land

  • @p_Hak
    @p_Hak 6 років тому +57

    "Yeah, summin like france won that game of rugby yesterday"
    "Why's that important?"
    "THEY BEAT ENGLAND!!!!"
    "WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 4 роки тому +9

    Visiting Inishmore, we needed to find a cab. We asked around about where to find a cab driver and they told us to head to the local pub; that's where they usually hang out. If you're from Ireland this may not be a big deal, but in the US, someone who drives for a living who drinks before driving is just wrong. And yes, we found a cabbie who said he'd take us...as soon as he finished his drink. This is not a joke. This is Ireland. 💚🍺☘️🇮🇪

  • @JoeyJoeJoe1970
    @JoeyJoeJoe1970 3 роки тому +5

    I'm a Yank and my father used to pull the "what was the reading from the Gospel about?" when I was away at college.

    • @Karl_with_a_K
      @Karl_with_a_K 2 роки тому +1

      If you're name is Joseph Murphy then you're only on holiday in America. Is as Éirinn tú a chara. 👍☘️

    • @conlaiarla
      @conlaiarla 9 місяців тому

      😂 yet right ! ​@@Karl_with_a_K

  • @tabbniamh7810
    @tabbniamh7810 7 років тому +3

    Omg so relatable 😂 Especially the "bye bye bye" thing 😂

  • @xtra_krispy693
    @xtra_krispy693 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve lived in Ireland all my life and this only made me realise people don’t do or say these things any where else
    This video was relatable on a personal level

  • @avidnongetit8710
    @avidnongetit8710 4 роки тому +1

    I feckin' love this video! Every time I think "I miss home" I watch this and say I'm still Feckin' Irish!
    No matter where I am!

  • @user-Seb8969
    @user-Seb8969 5 років тому +15

    ".....yhea...yhea...yhea...yhea...yhea..."
    "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nawrasbalkan6911
      @nawrasbalkan6911 3 роки тому

      Exactly my reaction...kept thinking that the weather and humidity gave the locals some kindda of breathing difficulty and worried for myself about how long exactly when im gonna start gasping for air like them

  • @GTiR23
    @GTiR23 3 роки тому +5

    Being Welsh is exactly the same, just with a few different words used here and there!

  • @worldofaek2485
    @worldofaek2485 7 років тому +2

    I love the tan bit I'm on holiday in Italy and from Ireland and I tell you I have a great tan 😂

  • @davidaxman
    @davidaxman Рік тому +5

    I'm proud to say that I understood about one quarter of language and a third of the jokes. Ireland seems like an place on can visit.

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 10 років тому +34

    in my house
    Mammy: "did ya say a prayer to saint anthony?"
    Me: "Anto!! ya thieving bollix!! where's me bag"
    Mammy **SLAP!!!**

  • @PappysCorner
    @PappysCorner 6 років тому +1

    I've never seen anything like this. Some twisted comedy from reality. Good work!!

  • @cassietad3178
    @cassietad3178 8 років тому +138

    jesus i cant believe the kid in the red jumper is the viper

    • @mrmuscle4815
      @mrmuscle4815 8 років тому +22

      fuck it is he? Jesus he is! hahaa!!

    • @kileve
      @kileve 8 років тому

      I said the exact same!!!

    • @eyeballpaul700
      @eyeballpaul700 8 років тому +2

      What?

    • @colmanjoyce5791
      @colmanjoyce5791 8 років тому +1

      Cassie Tad seekersseeker
      Seekers

    • @joegriffin7914
      @joegriffin7914 7 років тому +3

      FUCKIT!!!! HAHAHA, I didn't realize that till I saw your comment XD

  • @horsemoorey
    @horsemoorey 11 років тому +54

    every irish person knows joe duffy

    • @diarmuidslattery
      @diarmuidslattery 5 років тому

      BambiKittens shit yeah

    • @joshdaniels7305
      @joshdaniels7305 5 років тому

      Joe Duffy the man himself

    • @jack8242
      @jack8242 5 років тому

      Bai god they do

    • @jaqian
      @jaqian 5 років тому +1

      Are you sure you are Irish? No such person as Joe Duffy. Are you mixing him up with Jooooooooooooe Dufffffffffffffffffffffy?

  • @harbinger200
    @harbinger200 4 роки тому +1

    Ahaha youtube just recommend this to me, and so much parallels between Ireland, Scotland and Serbia its astounding.

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 2 роки тому +3

    He drank a bottle of whiskey.
    And now he's dead...
    Pffft... Lightweight 😂

  • @TheTradesmenIreland
    @TheTradesmenIreland 10 років тому +316

    You know you're Irish when you come from Ireland

    • @maggiemoo9006
      @maggiemoo9006 8 років тому +7

      thank fuck someone had the sense ta fucking say that

    • @dean4553
      @dean4553 6 років тому +12

      shancake studios I love how whenever Irish people comment on a video with an Irish topic, they throw in an extra bit of Irish dialect to let other Irish know how Irish they are...
      Shpuds

    • @mcivor321
      @mcivor321 4 роки тому

      Tell that to the ones on the shankill

    • @redpanda7967
      @redpanda7967 4 роки тому

      But my great great great great grandfather came over to America during the famine

  • @atraxuswraithe6031
    @atraxuswraithe6031 7 років тому +5

    Seeing a lot of similarities between my mum's family and this video. And we live in Melbourne, Australia!!! Admittedly, Mum's family is originally from Ireland and Scotland, but they came out to Australia back in the 1840s, because of the Famine. Still, it's fucking uncanny!!!

  • @charcoasian
    @charcoasian 9 років тому +14

    the mammy in this is priceless lol

  • @fight4good1
    @fight4good1 5 років тому +9

    Bollox, me homework! Bang on, and 'do you know your man with the head..' Re-living my youth here

  • @gracelee940
    @gracelee940 7 років тому +2

    Guy: Hello ladies
    Girls: Fuck off
    I laughed way too hard at that😂😂

  • @KevinGenocchi
    @KevinGenocchi 7 років тому +7

    I live in Ireland and I can tell ya..the video is 100% accurate.

    • @connerscon
      @connerscon 4 роки тому

      yep, thats irish women alright

  • @jaynewalsh2781
    @jaynewalsh2781 9 років тому +168

    I love being Irish best country in the world

  • @Jopast22
    @Jopast22 3 роки тому +2

    8 years ago I watched this. Now here I am 8 years later watching it again.

  • @anneominous7172
    @anneominous7172 5 місяців тому +3

    The Viper looks fucking weird without the moustache/sunglasses, hey

  • @Jukescreeed
    @Jukescreeed 11 років тому +35

    I think we can all agree. Taytos all the way.

    • @inosukehashibira69
      @inosukehashibira69 3 роки тому

      Now, I don't like crisps in general but I grew up eating them until around 7 so, Taytos all the way!

    • @xg3m1n1xX
      @xg3m1n1xX 3 роки тому +1

      Tayto sandwiches are the best thing

  • @Garthdon
    @Garthdon 2 роки тому +1

    Am in Cork. Saw two guys fighting in the street, their mates steering everyone away from them including myself as we walked past. "They're cousins" was the only thing they said. Later on, was waiting outside a chipper, and the two walk past arms around each other saying they were best mates. Love Ireland.

  • @BillyPurcell
    @BillyPurcell 6 років тому +55

    Who watching and laughing in 2019? 😂

    • @sellout87
      @sellout87 5 років тому

      fuck off will ye

    • @sweetlikechocolate437
      @sweetlikechocolate437 5 років тому

      Me!! 😄

    • @nicolem8122
      @nicolem8122 5 років тому +1

      Greetings from Oakland California. I'm a black woman who's sister married an Irish Lad. I've been to Ireland plenty of times and this video cracked my up. 😅

    • @jamiebarrett918
      @jamiebarrett918 5 років тому

      Yup and I could not relate any more to this

    • @nuberiffic
      @nuberiffic 4 роки тому

      Try 2020 Billy Og ;)

  • @cahillmeister
    @cahillmeister 5 років тому +3

    Top quality Irish at its best right there !!!!

  • @garybrockwell2031
    @garybrockwell2031 Рік тому +2

    I love you boy's ❤️ love from LONDON 😍🇬🇧🙏

    • @morrigansraven
      @morrigansraven 9 місяців тому

      @msmissy6888 Not all of us do. The loudest anti-British voices are just a very vocal, online minority and impressionable people who've been fed a steady diet of Nationalist revisionism and propaganda. ❤

    • @morrigansraven
      @morrigansraven 9 місяців тому

      🥰 Right back at you!

  • @Mojo_3.14
    @Mojo_3.14 3 роки тому +5

    That one at 1:45 really hits home. My mother does this two at least every other week. I'm beginning to think she's cursed, how the hell does she so many people dropping dead?

  • @catalin7549
    @catalin7549 3 роки тому +3

    I lived in ROI for a year , best people I’ve ever met in my life but the weather and taxes were the reason for leaving

  • @colinmackenzie6277
    @colinmackenzie6277 2 роки тому +1

    Fantastic, the ability to make fun of the Culture and no one gets offended!!! TRIFFIC show by the looks of things... Keep it going!!! Billy. T. James used to do that for Kiwis!!! CHEERS!!!! 🍻

  • @steady747
    @steady747 3 роки тому +3

    I worked in Ireland for 6 months and the neighbor boys fought with shirts off every weekend. There were always two boys fighting and one boy telling them "stop, you're lads, you're lads", it was awesome lol