Baldur's Gate 3 - 'Evil' Astarion is too weird, even for Dark Urge
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- All companions apparently become lunatics and idiots on their evil path. After ruining Shadowheart's and Lae'zel's life Astarion was next on the list. Suprisingly he didn't turn into an insane cultist, but in an insecure melodramatic clown.
This is my 5th playthrough. I make all the worst decisions. Nobody is safe.
THE WIGGLE he does at “yes my treasure👉👈” is so funny I can’t stop playing it back 😭😭😭
He's just so giddy to see you
The “No hesitation” before chucking an alchemist fire and nearly causing a tpk took me out 😂😂😂
That wasn't planned or cut, he just got really excited to kill his boyfriend.
"an insecure melodramatic clown" could not have come up with a more fitting summary of ascended astarion lmao
Are you sitting outside because you’ve been rightfully evicted for arson and property damage? lol
The tavern burned down :(
I love how Lae'zel gets blown back a little and as if coming out of stun she turns around like What. The. Fuck.
Lmfao that reminds me of when I put on the clown paint and talked to Astarian in my party at the carnival. He’s like “How can I tell if any of you are acting off?! >:(“ Then my clown ass just looks at him like “huh?”
The gentle romantic music playing in the background adds comedy points lmao
I am sorry, I had too much fun editing this
You don't leave enough time to read all the options.
@@IndigoIndustrial You can pause the video, technology these days is crazy.
Astarion is the Leonard Cohen of Faerun: 0:38 'First we take Manhatten (Baldur's Gate), then we take Berlin (World)'
I should have expected it, but i didn't, that was glorious
"Little" Love. He's still racist I see.
He also tells you in the first or second night he is usually not impressed by people "of your size". Instant kick in the shin
(facepalm) Can idiotic internet kids today stop yelling "racist" at any old bullshit? The character is four feet tall. He is small. That's simply a fact. Racism is when you take a prejudice about an entire ethnic group and then claim this proves they're "inferior" or "lesser". Not pointing out something that is true with no attached judgement.
And giving lovers pet names that contain diminuitives is a common practice.