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  • @JeremyJJMill5035
    @JeremyJJMill5035 11 місяців тому +136

    perfect transition from Lost Keys to Rosetta Stoned! good shit!

    • @CadenHall-w4l
      @CadenHall-w4l 10 місяців тому +3

      Rosetta Stoned near the end is great… “I shit the bed again” is funny in its own poetic way. Funny but not the laughing funny, you know? And I’ve seen only one video of the entire album. There’s a long ass delay in the album video between the song, not here.

    • @malanao
      @malanao  10 місяців тому +17

      @@CadenHall-w4l this is actually a joke song which is even more funny considering it’s probably one of the best songs THEY ever made, and best metals songs EVER made. and the fact they didn’t even think about it that much, putting previous riffs and licks they played live or just guitar, bass, drum or vocal noodles during rehearsals

    • @Aytekwg
      @Aytekwg 10 місяців тому +5

      Actually perfect transition is listening first
      "Faaip de Oiad" from lateralus then "lost keys" and " rosetta stoned" if you check the lyrics, you ll get what i mean.

    • @williamburnett2198
      @williamburnett2198 5 місяців тому +1

      I was just here listening and thinking about how we need more musical stories like this...

    • @1Lo1L
      @1Lo1L Місяць тому

      @@malanao i love that

  • @d4steo103
    @d4steo103 10 місяців тому +51

    FINALLY, A GOOD TRANSITION

  • @lorenzop.8249
    @lorenzop.8249 10 місяців тому +40

    it just blows up your soul

  • @AlbertCooper-y1l
    @AlbertCooper-y1l 7 місяців тому +24

    Yes this is need to be played more of these days

  • @bparrish99
    @bparrish99 Місяць тому +24

    This is the peak of everything Tool has accomplished. Phenomenal musicianship, power, and tongue-in-cheek comedy, all rolled up into the best 15 minutes they ever did.

    • @brofist8696
      @brofist8696 12 днів тому

      Well said, sir. Will I ever be coming down? lol

  • @jimmyguitar9431
    @jimmyguitar9431 10 місяців тому +47

    You won't know and you won't ever know

  • @nathanwray7643
    @nathanwray7643 3 місяці тому +30

    Cant listen to rosetta stoned without lost keys it still gives me chills everytime i listen. Petfect set up to the epic mind bending tale of Rosetta Stoned

    • @jamierobertson3992
      @jamierobertson3992 3 місяці тому +5

      You need the context and the "alrighty then. Picture this if you will....."

    • @nathanwray7643
      @nathanwray7643 3 місяці тому

      @jamierobertson3992 ikr...that transition blew me away the first time I heard it

  • @drewcult
    @drewcult 3 місяці тому +16

    i remember hitting a DMT vape trying to have a psychedelic break through. casual weekend plans right.
    doing the procedure necessary to have a breakthrough, fear inoculum came on, and my brother had left the room. i was alone. nothing but the audio of the beginning of the song. i felt everything shift, the chair in front of me was waving back and forth as if i had poked a water bed and watched the ripples compliment each other. as soon as i felt myself pull through my brother came back in the room and i snapped out of it. oh, to experience such a thing again.

  • @yogo4295
    @yogo4295 10 місяців тому +26

    I love you so much for this! The transition is perfect and the sound quality is amazing. Rosetta Stoned is absolutely my most favorite song of all time and I simply cannot listen to it without Lost Keys.

  • @jeremysookey8811
    @jeremysookey8811 10 місяців тому +9

    One of my top favs from tool

  • @BingusTheArtman
    @BingusTheArtman 5 місяців тому +16

    in all my time listening to tool, I never took the time to listen to lost keys, only cause I would only listen to the ones my brother played, and my god I wish I did,

  • @patrickbonner4841
    @patrickbonner4841 2 місяці тому +9

    Never let this iconic track disappear again, every mortal needs to connect with this to escape the mundaine Bullshit that is life as we know it , A rat race !

  • @n1codabosh878
    @n1codabosh878 4 місяці тому +22

    Lyrics:
    Excuse me? Doctor? If you have a moment?
    A moment? What's the question?
    More of a situation, a gentleman in exam three
    What's the problem?
    That is the problem, we're not sure
    You got the chart?
    Right here
    Not much here is that?
    No doctor, no obvious physical trauma, mm, vitals are stable
    Name?
    No, sir
    Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them
    Let's get some background on this fella
    No ID, nothing, and he won't speak to anybody
    Well, let's say hello
    Good morning, I'm Dr. Lawson, how are you today?
    How are you today?
    Look son, you're in a safe place
    We wanna help in whatever way we can
    But you need to talk to us
    We can't help you otherwise
    What's happened? Tell me everything
    Rosetta Stoned transition:
    All righty then
    Picture this if you will
    10 to 2 am, X, yogi DMT, and a box of krispy kreme's in my "need to know" pose just outside of area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my birkinstocks, and me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"
    Then the X file being, looking like some kinda blue green Jackie chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla chig champa, did a slow mo matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope uncle martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin pants!!"
    So light in his way, like an apparition, he'd had me crying out...
    "Fuck me!
    It's gotta be
    The dead head
    Chemistry
    The blotter got right on top o' me
    Got me seeing E mutha fuckin T!"
    And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said. "you are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me!!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!!
    (You'd better listen)
    Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes
    Don't even know what that means
    Must remember to write it down
    This is so real
    Like the time Dave floated away
    See, my heart is pounding cuz this shit never happens to me.
    Can't breathe right now.
    It was so real
    Like I woke up in Wonderland
    All sorta terrifying
    I don't wanna be all alone
    While I tell this story
    And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like peanuts parents?
    Will I ever be coming down?
    This is so real
    Finally it's my lucky day
    See, my heart is racing cuz this shit never happens to me
    Can't breathe right now.
    You believe me don't you?
    Please believe what I've just said
    See, the dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head
    See they took me by the hand
    And invited me right in
    Then they showed me something
    I don't even know where to begin
    Strapped down to my bed
    Feet cold and eyes red
    I'm out of my head
    Am I alive? Am I dead?
    Can't remember what they said
    God damn, shit the bed
    Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position
    Such a heavy burden now to be the one
    Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
    To write it down for all the world to see
    But I forgot my pen
    Shit the bed again
    Typical
    Strapped down to my bed
    Feet cold and eyes red
    I'm out of my head
    Am I alive? Am I dead.
    Sunkist and Sudafed
    Gyroscopes and infrared
    Won't help. I'm brain dead
    Can't remember what they said
    God damn, shit the bed
    Can't remember what they said to me
    Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
    Can't remember what they said
    Bob help me
    Can't remember what they said
    We don't know and we won't know
    God damn shit the bed

    • @Oltiemal
      @Oltiemal Місяць тому

      You copy pasted that from the lyrics in desc
      Nothing wrong just wanted to say I know

    • @n1codabosh878
      @n1codabosh878 Місяць тому

      @@Oltiemal but theres no lyrics in the desc

    • @Oltiemal
      @Oltiemal Місяць тому

      @@n1codabosh878 from the desc of the original songs
      I checked and it's exactly the same
      Not an accusation I just think it's neat that I realised

    • @n1codabosh878
      @n1codabosh878 Місяць тому

      @@Oltiemal ooh ok

  • @frankrizzo6404
    @frankrizzo6404 2 місяці тому +10

    Time can not exist sometimes..

  • @coderedskyrim
    @coderedskyrim Місяць тому +2

    Ate 9 grams last night. Couldn’t stop repeating the lyrics to this lmao

  • @AlbertCooper-y1l
    @AlbertCooper-y1l Місяць тому

    Went to the music bag of music and found this great tool of energy and light

  • @benjamingibbs8788
    @benjamingibbs8788 11 місяців тому +17

    Pink Floyd-esk. But with an eerie middle eastern ambiance, and then all hell breaks loose.

  • @slimfraud
    @slimfraud 11 днів тому

    even if i'll hopefully never take DMT this song will always remind me of the sheer amount of info to absorb from such a mind bending experience. Tool is fkn awesome

  • @travis32271
    @travis32271 8 місяців тому +1

    Just roll with it, best advice from a been there

    • @dinadaughtry8993
      @dinadaughtry8993 2 місяці тому

      The only thing you can do it ain't gonna stop till it stops and then you wanna go again but it is not the best idea to drop more until you get head straight again and contemplate the experience, to many times in a short time and it takes the away from the whole point of it like watching a 3d movie on a black and white TV

  • @TheJameslehr
    @TheJameslehr 8 місяців тому +8

    Then next thing you know, I'm of to GENIUS LYRICS to see what exactly Maynard is singing here. Reminded me of the time I did this with LZ's CAROUSELAMBRA. also, HOFMANN as in Tale spinner or the LSD guy.

    • @increasement
      @increasement Місяць тому

      Genius is rarely accurate. For TOOL lyrics check Toolshed. Heck Darklyrics is better than Genius.

  • @Frozendan1
    @Frozendan1 3 місяці тому +11

    "But I forgot my pen..."

    • @Oltiemal
      @Oltiemal Місяць тому

      SHIT THE BED AGAIN, TYPICAL.

  • @CrazyHeadassery
    @CrazyHeadassery Місяць тому

    That transition is a fucking masterpiece

  • @victor_.
    @victor_. Місяць тому +2

    I think lipan conjuring should be added for the real FULL rosetta stoned

  • @dinadaughtry8993
    @dinadaughtry8993 5 місяців тому +9

    First time taking acid was 11 years old and they were white micro dots took 3 at one time, one of the best nights of my life

    • @malanao
      @malanao  5 місяців тому +3

      Starting early I see

    • @dinadaughtry8993
      @dinadaughtry8993 2 місяці тому

      ​@@malanaoi jumped in head first,i moved to where i am now as a born again Christian that didn't know anything about drugs but that they were evil and met my neighbor who tought me that I could trade pot for the other kids ADHD meds and then sell them to the older people and met a chick who didn't have cash but said that she had some mescaline but it was LSD, but my friend said it would be a good trade and that started my journey, and the funny thing is that the next week I found out that we could trip for free,i am in South West Florida and shrooms grow like crazy in the summer so you can imagine how much I was doing,it cracks me up when people talk about a heroic dose , getting older now and getting ready to eat about 28 grams with my son in law that should be enough for a good ride into the altered,im 54 now and still having fun with my brain

    • @dinadaughtry8993
      @dinadaughtry8993 2 місяці тому

      I guess, I moved back to my father's house and he didn't want me around because his new wife could not stand me and I was ignorant to drugs because i was living with my aunt and uncle who was a real Christian who thought everything was evil, she made me burn everything i had as a kid like my kiss cards and all my records so when I got back to my father's i just said fuck it i felt worthless and didn't care if I lived or died, I got in with a messed up crowd and that night probably saved my life, it showed me the joy in the mundane and that it didn't matter what anyone else thought i was part of the universe and part of the universe was in me and low and behold the very next week I found out that shrooms grow every summer in the pastures all around here in Florida we were eating grocery bags of them and tripping out on the thunder storms while the high started until we were in some other place where you no longer exist in any physical sense when you were peaking, that was 42 years ago and getting ready to eat about 28 grams with my son in law soon wanna spiral outta here for a while and he wants to try them and the best way is all the way

    • @davidbeddoe6670
      @davidbeddoe6670 2 місяці тому +1

      That's shocking.

    • @dinadaughtry8993
      @dinadaughtry8993 Місяць тому

      ​@@davidbeddoe6670how so?

  • @애경박-o7i
    @애경박-o7i Місяць тому

    I Love~!!!!
    TOOL
    👍👍👍

  • @pricc-om
    @pricc-om 10 місяців тому +9

    lookz like blotter, makez me want a hit...

  • @micahhurst8986
    @micahhurst8986 Місяць тому +3

    God Damn Shit the Bed!!!

    • @brofist8696
      @brofist8696 12 днів тому +1

      Ugh, thank you. You get it!

  • @agustinfandino8950
    @agustinfandino8950 11 місяців тому +10

    Sick transition man, could you do parabol+parabola next?

    • @malanao
      @malanao  11 місяців тому +18

      Absolutely not, spiral out buddy. 🤙

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 11 місяців тому +9

      Tool has that on their channel.

    • @LuxHM
      @LuxHM 10 місяців тому +7

      @@malanaoloooool

  • @JoseGonzalez-vd2lv
    @JoseGonzalez-vd2lv 3 місяці тому +3

    9:46
    Hate it when that happens:/

    • @brofist8696
      @brofist8696 12 днів тому

      It happens, we all shit the bed at times. Clean the shit up, and press on lol.

  • @secretsanny
    @secretsanny 2 місяці тому +2

    Damn it hofman!
    You lost the keys xD

  • @alanamason2184
    @alanamason2184 8 місяців тому +1

    Sunkist The lights are the colour of Sunkist Profound Realization from the bottom of a KHole

  • @frankrizzo6404
    @frankrizzo6404 2 місяці тому

    No one is ready the first time. If you are satisfied, stop. Otherwise explore🎉

  • @eraborealis111
    @eraborealis111 4 місяці тому +1

    💚

  • @So-Be-It_890
    @So-Be-It_890 5 місяців тому +3

    Lost Keys

    • @brofist8696
      @brofist8696 12 днів тому

      Keys to what?

    • @So-Be-It_890
      @So-Be-It_890 12 днів тому

      @brofist8696 Which key do you want to play in? Do you prefer major scales or minor scales?

  • @DaydreamOrca
    @DaydreamOrca 11 днів тому

    This is just Lost Keys (Blame Hoffman) but with extra steps

  • @bradyeckerdt1758
    @bradyeckerdt1758 9 місяців тому +4

    Awesome, the guitar sounds a bit louder in ths

    • @malanao
      @malanao  9 місяців тому

      I did use an uncompressed .flac file so maybe that’s why

  • @anytorp
    @anytorp 10 місяців тому +5

    it sounds like the song pauses than unpauses at 9:22. is that part of the song?

    • @malanao
      @malanao  10 місяців тому +5

      Aaah, probably a bug exporting in Audacity. Mb

    • @malanao
      @malanao  10 місяців тому +3

      Nope checked the file, it was probably UA-cam compression

  • @slums7604
    @slums7604 2 дні тому

    I was off 7 grams of shrooms laying in bed fetal position little did I know I was being reborn. 10,000 days is a beautiful album highly recommend you trip off it.

  • @wesguymon3689
    @wesguymon3689 Місяць тому

    Gotta have those orange slices

    • @Oltiemal
      @Oltiemal Місяць тому

      And fetal spooning

  • @riffmasterification
    @riffmasterification 5 місяців тому

    This is how they do it exactly live...

    • @DeamUp
      @DeamUp Місяць тому

      I wish I would have been in the moment more the shit they play on the screens during this one is wild 👽

    • @DeamUp
      @DeamUp Місяць тому

      I was buggin out sober 😂

  • @AlbertCooper-y1l
    @AlbertCooper-y1l Місяць тому +2

    Walking into the offices with this playing and nobody yet told me to turner it up and let's make so money sharks ready to eat 2000 we hold after the first 60 •% of the yelled then split the baby we need to share wisely

  • @M._the_model
    @M._the_model 3 місяці тому

    Damnit Steve 😂

  • @Dreaming_Gerd
    @Dreaming_Gerd 28 днів тому

    Tool is NOT a Band... Tool is a spiritual Tool

  • @FVZCB
    @FVZCB 9 місяців тому +2

    Eccezionale

  • @MarkHaskins-y4b
    @MarkHaskins-y4b Місяць тому

    I took a whole 4 way of orange sunshine in 1970. 4 way means it should be divided by 4 not

  • @maruscaberni
    @maruscaberni 2 місяці тому

    👽

  • @thisdude5711
    @thisdude5711 Місяць тому

    tool

  • @AlbertCooper-y1l
    @AlbertCooper-y1l Місяць тому

    So its cane that vrought the kinef to Abeles back and yet a brothers bond still and will never die by my brothers hands but its the unspoken words and aaction that I kboqe tge teuth and brorher trust me when I tell you are dead to me no fucks given. On you both just knowe that when you die I am not coming to your funeral

  • @martinsantur9384
    @martinsantur9384 10 днів тому

    the perfect drug ....heroin for my soul!

  • @MisterKristopher
    @MisterKristopher 2 місяці тому

    Roger

  • @jonmurphy2889
    @jonmurphy2889 Місяць тому

    I'm a banana 🍌

  • @seandenzelrhymer760
    @seandenzelrhymer760 Місяць тому

    Pay up Disney

  • @ChaoBei
    @ChaoBei 4 місяці тому

    The intro has me imagining an intro to a new Far Cry video game scene.

  • @LIND3N
    @LIND3N 3 місяці тому

    12:25

  • @BOUNCER48
    @BOUNCER48 29 днів тому

    data corrupted

  • @lukemiehe9924
    @lukemiehe9924 11 місяців тому +1

    Blame 73gate timber rights b.m.w. f o.b..

    • @beardo9890
      @beardo9890 11 місяців тому +7

      what

    • @FracturedAnomaly
      @FracturedAnomaly 9 місяців тому +6

      what kind of drugs birthed this comment????

    • @JeniOnly
      @JeniOnly 9 місяців тому

      @@FracturedAnomalyyes

    • @SunRser
      @SunRser 5 місяців тому

      you think man likes the song

  • @JeniOnly
    @JeniOnly 9 місяців тому +2

    Drukqz.

  • @tonyliang8099
    @tonyliang8099 2 місяці тому

    🤦

  • @nateb6241
    @nateb6241 Місяць тому

    All ai bots

  • @neromax4424
    @neromax4424 11 днів тому +1

    The most overratted band in existence. By the time 10k days came out their genre was already long dead it was funny