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  • @syrupsyche
    @syrupsyche 3 роки тому +2752

    38:16
    "We should all gang up on Odysseus now" isn't that just The Odyssey

  • @ellalasagna2857
    @ellalasagna2857 3 роки тому +7406

    Mark doing a "Portuguese" accent gives me great memories of Ethan trying to do literally any accent lol

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 3 роки тому +133

      It reminds me a lot of Ethan's "Spanish" accent in the nail-art episode of Markiplier Makes.

    • @blueberrymoocow
      @blueberrymoocow 3 роки тому +106

      Ohh yeah!!! The video on [REDACTED]!

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 3 роки тому +10

      @@blueberrymoocow That too.

    • @richinluv07
      @richinluv07 3 роки тому +42

      For example.
      “Austria”

    • @cheezywizard5292
      @cheezywizard5292 3 роки тому +62

      Woah woah woah it’s the *Dance of Eetalee*

  • @mabe4322
    @mabe4322 3 роки тому +14689

    Ok, now you HAVE to bring Lixian to play a game with the boys. Poor man needs to be able to fight back in real time.

  • @TemplePate01
    @TemplePate01 2 роки тому +4169

    Past Markiplier - "I don't get naked for nobody"
    Current Markiplier - "I only get naked for charity"

  • @crazyman4485
    @crazyman4485 3 роки тому +5464

    Mark: "I dont get naked for anybody."
    Me: **remembers all of unus annus**

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +3888

    Mark: "This is not a cult"
    Also Mark: "Don't click it yet. You're not allowed. If you do, the punishment will be severe"

    • @Kagutsuch1i
      @Kagutsuch1i 3 роки тому +7

      I have cancer

    • @joshcameron5519
      @joshcameron5519 3 роки тому +43

      @@Kagutsuch1i you’re welcome.

    • @erifox3626
      @erifox3626 3 роки тому +1

      I don't have to worry about that. I can listen to the podcast on my PS4 on Monday, when the next segment comes out.

    • @bluekozmox
      @bluekozmox 3 роки тому +46

      I'm noticing a trend of Mark's projects gradually becoming cults

    • @erifox3626
      @erifox3626 3 роки тому

      Hi, Lapis!

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 роки тому +7123

    Mark: *Makes fun of Lixian’s Portuguese*
    Lixian: “So you have chosen death”

    • @tree2378
      @tree2378 3 роки тому +235

      funniest thing is he said "I HATE ALL OF YOU" in the accent

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 3 роки тому +92

      Lixian prepares to commit a hate crime.

    • @diogopascoa3521
      @diogopascoa3521 3 роки тому +39

      I am portuguese! This is kinda relatable 😆

    • @III1IlIIlIllIl
      @III1IlIIlIllIl 3 роки тому +5

      I make funny Gta videos

    • @pedromiranda1000
      @pedromiranda1000 3 роки тому +19

      Lixian is Portuguese?? Small world! :D

  • @Blazieth
    @Blazieth 3 роки тому +6261

    Wade: "You just screwed all three of us in one play!"
    Well, Aphordite *is* the Goddess of *Love* after all...

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 3 роки тому +167

      And she does like to cheat on her husband a lot... Usually with Ares though. Maybe that's just because Zeus forced her to marry Hephaistos

    • @craftmasterMk64
      @craftmasterMk64 3 роки тому +76

      Like father like daughter if you look at Zeus`s love life or whatever you want to call it

    • @craftmasterMk64
      @craftmasterMk64 3 роки тому +11

      At least I think thats their relation to one another

    • @misslockwood6530
      @misslockwood6530 3 роки тому +25

      @@craftmasterMk64 Zeus and Hera are Ares' parents. In some sources, Zeus 'adopts' or fills-in for the father figure in Aphrodite's life, so...

    • @oooooopppps12
      @oooooopppps12 3 роки тому +1

      u right

  • @em_em_4
    @em_em_4 3 роки тому +5189

    Bob: "I'm sorry is Aphrodite the goddess of being a psychopath?!"
    People who know greek mythology: "....well....."

    • @an_fiach
      @an_fiach 3 роки тому +253

      *Trojan flashbacks*

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 3 роки тому +247

      Was just about to make this comment. I could not stop laughing I was like "Well, yes, but actually yes."

    • @em_em_4
      @em_em_4 3 роки тому +18

      @@mothkeytv lolll i love that

    • @em_em_4
      @em_em_4 3 роки тому +8

      @@an_fiach 👀👀

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 3 роки тому +129

      ikr, she's honestly more chaotic then Ares, which is saying something

  • @alexisjordan9055
    @alexisjordan9055 3 роки тому +3392

    “Athena is the protector of something. Cause she has like, a shield”
    *Well yes but actually no*

    • @thomwg6785
      @thomwg6785 3 роки тому +52

      She is the godess of tactics and smarts and hades is satan in greek mythology

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 3 роки тому +229

      @@thomwg6785 uhhh you're kind of right? Athena was the god of tactics. But she was also the patron goddess of Athens. So she would in fact protect that city.

    • @mohammadqasimawais9155
      @mohammadqasimawais9155 3 роки тому +289

      @@thomwg6785 Are you serious? Hades is like the nicest of all the Greek Gods. Zeus and Poseidon raped people and killed them afterwards, Hades made sure the people who got raped were sent to heaven while cursing his brothers.

    • @eieyntia
      @eieyntia 3 роки тому +71

      @@mohammadqasimawais9155 theres no heaven in greek mythology lmaoo everyone goes to the underworld

    • @Dramoklos
      @Dramoklos 3 роки тому +140

      @@eieyntia ever heard of the fields of Elysium ?

  • @Pandorah013
    @Pandorah013 3 роки тому +6659

    I like that mark turns into a demon when promoting distractible

    • @domenicofoschetti5419
      @domenicofoschetti5419 3 роки тому +31

      if the intro has anything to say about that I say your statement is valid

    • @alkemi9946
      @alkemi9946 3 роки тому +74

      Man just dipped his face in glitchy ketchup

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 3 роки тому +2

      @@domenicofoschetti5419 op inion

    • @salmondragoness
      @salmondragoness 3 роки тому +36

      I was just thinking that sales mark may be the demon brother of Darkiplier 🤣

    • @BlueFlameBird
      @BlueFlameBird 3 роки тому +43

      Darkiplier took an interest in retail and advertising

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 3 роки тому +4850

    "Isn't Aphrodite the goddess of being a psychopath?"
    Well... in a way, yes, but I think Hera deserves that title more.

    • @Atanukileaf
      @Atanukileaf 3 роки тому +287

      Nah bc she has to deal w Zeus, and anyone that has to deal w him would probably be insane

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 3 роки тому +169

      @@Atanukileaf I think she's both insane AND a psychopath, seeing as how every time Zeus gets a new lover, she tries to either kill them or make their life a living hell.

    • @Atanukileaf
      @Atanukileaf 3 роки тому +180

      @@lilbluridinghood6296 i mean her husband is blatantly cheating on her- and shows absolutely no affection for her, and she loves him, and he's a prick, soooo,,, but like i agree

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 3 роки тому +129

      @@Atanukileaf She's also his sister. Not step-sister, not half-sister, not adopted sister, full blooded sister. Yeahhhh the ancient Greeks were weird.

    • @Atanukileaf
      @Atanukileaf 3 роки тому +28

      @@lilbluridinghood6296 though its mythology it does get rlly weird-

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +3834

    This video be like: Whoever wins, Lixian loses.

  • @jacky-brawlstars823
    @jacky-brawlstars823 3 роки тому +1561

    Family at Uno: *Destroyed!*
    Markiplier's Homies at Uno : *Existantial laughter and insanity*

    • @RaiosSephi
      @RaiosSephi 3 роки тому +6

      They are probably not even friends anymore at this point and probably hanging out to save face. UNO can do things unimaginable

    • @hannes9788
      @hannes9788 3 роки тому +12

      @@RaiosSephi i don't think their friendship is that flimsy, they've been together for a long time, they've went through worse times, plus as competitive as UNO is, I think they're mature enough to know that it is still just a game. A penny for your thoughts, if u don't want the penny just throw it back into the comments ocean

    • @sushiroll111
      @sushiroll111 3 роки тому +5

      @@RaiosSephi They’ve been friends before Mark even went into law school so I doubt a game of Uno would ruin that so easily.

    • @deafgate7473
      @deafgate7473 3 роки тому +13

      Do you guys hear that?
      You don't?
      Listen carefully
      **woosh**
      Do you hear it now?
      **wooosh**
      You hear it guys too?
      **woooosh**
      _The joke was faster than the wind, nobody saw it pass over their miniscule heads_
      _A storm is coming_
      _I said to myself_

    • @solomonbardalez4285
      @solomonbardalez4285 3 роки тому +1

      @@deafgate7473 that is perfect man

  • @yellowmaster52
    @yellowmaster52 2 роки тому +1648

    29:44 Aphropdite screwing everyone but Hephaestos is accurate.

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil 2 роки тому +83

      She screwed with Hephaestus... By cheating on him with Ares.

    • @MaxTax3D
      @MaxTax3D 2 роки тому +33

      I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @bucketOfPenguin
      @bucketOfPenguin Рік тому +9

      Magnificent

    • @ghost_b3loved
      @ghost_b3loved 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@0nullnil Screwed with Hephaestus by screwing (with) Ares

  • @gamerguy19981
    @gamerguy19981 3 роки тому +592

    I could honestly spend an entire day just listening to Mark try to explain mythology based off what he could figure out from God of War and Hades.

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 3 роки тому +9

      I loved his "education speech" on American history back when he played Vanish lol.

    • @fathisaharudin7067
      @fathisaharudin7067 3 роки тому +3

      It would be better if he shows us a gameplay of him playing God of War or Hades

    • @armleg
      @armleg 3 роки тому +3

      I can't laugh -- all of *my* knowledge of Greek mythology comes from the first Percy Jackson series

    • @kairos4484
      @kairos4484 3 роки тому +3

      @@armleg Percy Jackson, good book series, but does not stay true to the mythology at all.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 3 роки тому +1

      @@kairos4484 Hades is pretty chill though, so at least he got that right

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 3 роки тому +5845

    It took so long to get into the game, and It was glorious. Wouldn't have It any other way.

    • @sixbytes6362
      @sixbytes6362 3 роки тому +70

      Lathrix? What are you doing here?

    • @stardino9475
      @stardino9475 3 роки тому +26

      What the fuck are you doing here

    • @stardino9475
      @stardino9475 3 роки тому +4

      @Jackson Carpenter clearly

    • @ojgunner31
      @ojgunner31 3 роки тому +7

      Yooo I use to watch ur robocraft videos

    • @Rickle0160
      @Rickle0160 3 роки тому +5

      hello checkmark

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 3 роки тому +7041

    Wade: that Hephaistos guy looks like me
    Hephaistos: *got kicked off of olympus as a baby for being ugly*
    Wade is doing it to himself and doesn't even know it

    • @tenserebel
      @tenserebel 3 роки тому +391

      Damn, you killed him with his own words..

    • @santiagogil7508
      @santiagogil7508 3 роки тому +37

      Lmao

    • @SoicAngellis
      @SoicAngellis 3 роки тому +112

      I thought being kicked off Olympus is what MADE him ugly

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 роки тому +72

      @@SoicAngellis I think it's both

    • @SoicAngellis
      @SoicAngellis 3 роки тому +87

      @@handfulmousefly I think it’s either because of Hera being pissed at Zeus for being a cheating ass again, or Ares getting mad cause he got to get with Aphrodite.

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 3 роки тому +714

    You know what i want, is a game mode on Uno just called "Absolute chaos mode" in which all the weird cards and mechanics from EVERY game mode are mashup up together into one abomination of a game mode and there is constant chaotic choir music with the background being just hellfire and things flying in the distance. It'd be so dumb and so awful and so amazing!

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 2 роки тому +46

      Would it have both the normal colors and the Flip colors? I also want to be able to stack +2's and +5's and the Wild Draw Card/Nonsense Card all with each other.

    • @sackfu7952
      @sackfu7952 2 роки тому +36

      @@Angry5704 sure, why not? Bring on the chaos, may it consume us all.

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk 2 роки тому +1

      I cannot tell whether your profile picture is transparent or has a dark background.

    • @sackfu7952
      @sackfu7952 2 роки тому +6

      @@Blue-Maned_Hawk it has a dark backgroud

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk 2 роки тому

      @@sackfu7952 oh

  • @danivee8572
    @danivee8572 3 роки тому +3483

    Their Portuguese accent sounds like Ethan's Austrian accent.

  • @adonisssssss5694
    @adonisssssss5694 3 роки тому +1193

    The best thing about this is mark saying "fourno" in italian "forno" means "oven" so..
    *I am a man who own five ovens*

    • @SierraAAM
      @SierraAAM 3 роки тому +46

      Also in french, "fourneau" means oven

    • @adonisssssss5694
      @adonisssssss5694 3 роки тому +6

      @@SierraAAM that's cool

    • @JaniFerraz
      @JaniFerraz 3 роки тому +41

      Forno also mean oven in portuguese!

    • @ZZ--
      @ZZ-- 3 роки тому +5

      Ah yes i see your a person of culture as well

    • @xgcsurreal2608
      @xgcsurreal2608 3 роки тому +19

      that's because Italian, French, and Portuguese are all descendants of Latin and are closely related.

  • @IAAFMIG
    @IAAFMIG 3 роки тому +2049

    Mark's "hey guys its lord minion here" sounds like hes been smoking and is addicted to ketamine

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому +3

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current subs 9164

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому +1

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 9165

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 роки тому +20

      @@ceegeetee no

    • @hat_to_the_mask
      @hat_to_the_mask 3 роки тому

      yes tru

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 3 роки тому +1

      @@ceegeetee canu fu of

  • @hbombtx9551
    @hbombtx9551 3 роки тому +502

    Wade: Hephaestus kinda looks like me
    Hephaestus: gets thrown off a cliff as a child for being to ugly

    • @connordean2446
      @connordean2446 2 роки тому

      Seriously, even Wade is being a dick to himself now. Wether he realizes it or not.

    • @Dizzy8203
      @Dizzy8203 Рік тому +8

      Lmao

    • @k8_cringe
      @k8_cringe Рік тому +13

      He was also married to Aphrodite bc he was ugly (it’s more complicated but I don’t remember and am lazy)

    • @XylitolEnjoyer
      @XylitolEnjoyer Рік тому +1

      @@k8_cringeand also got cheated on by aphrodite

    • @k8_cringe
      @k8_cringe Рік тому +19

      @@XylitolEnjoyer a lot of the gods and goddesses cheated and committed immoral acts, so in comparison to like, Zeus and Poseidon I think Aphrodite was pretty tame lol

  • @generalkenobidaily4642
    @generalkenobidaily4642 3 роки тому +704

    “I’m gonna talk for 12 minutes before this video starts”
    Yeah that’s about right

  • @narutofoxlover4693
    @narutofoxlover4693 3 роки тому +1835

    Mark’s version of a “Portuguese” accent sounds more like the stereotypical accent of someone who wears lederhosen XD

    • @fleeb1540
      @fleeb1540 3 роки тому +55

      That's bc it's the same accent he uses to mock Felix 😂

    • @rhiannonharrigan6738
      @rhiannonharrigan6738 3 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri 3 роки тому +12

      His german roots are coming through

    • @kibi3072
      @kibi3072 3 роки тому +12

      Oh no ..I have yet to watch the video and as a Portuguese, I am very excited to see this

    • @starsceedmpt3155
      @starsceedmpt3155 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kaitri he has german roots??0) 0o0

  • @A_Tay101
    @A_Tay101 3 роки тому +10510

    I love how lixian is 'ᵗʰⁱˢ' close to committing war crimes😭

  • @MrGoose-vn1lp
    @MrGoose-vn1lp 3 роки тому +828

    Game: has tidbits to help you understand what everything does
    Mark: "what's going on?! Why is this happening?!"

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 2 роки тому +13

      Sometimes they don't even explain or help at all cus it's so vague though

    • @auroralane8523
      @auroralane8523 Рік тому +10

      I loved the part where he went into the game settings instead of pressing the question mark when he wanted to remember what bob's guy did.

  • @chlopaig
    @chlopaig 3 роки тому +331

    When you've already listened to every episode of distractible but Mark tells you to go and watch it so your stuck in a continuous loop of listening to the same episodes of ferrets having axe body, and growing new organs

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 3 роки тому +6

      Why didn't he say it has ferrets with axe bodies, now I _will_ go check it out

    • @naqidoesps4
      @naqidoesps4 3 роки тому +1

      SPOILERS

    • @Dragoon9252
      @Dragoon9252 3 роки тому +4

      wtf are they talking about over there

    • @slendertv3616
      @slendertv3616 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @satroop7396
      @satroop7396 3 роки тому

      @@Dragoon9252 entertaining stuff

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +1569

    Mark: "Say it in the accent"
    Lixian: "I HATE ALL OF YOU"
    Mark, Bob, and Wade: *laughs* "Here we go!"

    • @tntblaster137
      @tntblaster137 3 роки тому +33

      3:21 for all who wish to revisit :3

    • @Kagutsuch1i
      @Kagutsuch1i 3 роки тому +9

      @@tntblaster137 your cool

    • @5uvklo789
      @5uvklo789 3 роки тому +17

      @@Kagutsuch1i yro'ue*

    • @staleloser6459
      @staleloser6459 3 роки тому +10

      @@5uvklo789 you. i like you.

    • @5uvklo789
      @5uvklo789 3 роки тому +4

      @@staleloser6459 yes

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 3 роки тому +616

    What I've learned from the Distractible Podcast:
    Wade has an army of stank clown assassins which he will airdrop on us.
    In the future, humans will be turned into organ growing sacks.
    The new merch is gonna be a big block with busts of Mark, Bob and Wade, and carvings of their junk jutting out of the blocks themselves.
    Palpatine shooting out hair from his finger tips as he shouts "Unlimited HAIR!!" is genuinely the best thing since Baby Yoda.

    • @YaBoiJay999
      @YaBoiJay999 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah that about sums it up!

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 3 роки тому +22

      "You want Russian? You want Mexican pube? I've got it all here. Quality Columbian grundle." This Is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile

    • @sakeprincess1414
      @sakeprincess1414 3 роки тому +3

      Accurate summary, my friend 😂

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +4

      “Darth Vad-hair will become more powerful than both of us!”

    • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
      @vesperfromtheinternet5588 3 роки тому +2

      fun fact: the third one already existed! and in ancient greek times, no less! they're called _herms,_ and they were used by greeks and romans to delineate boundaries. literally they're just. a head on top of a pillar w a dicknballs on it. look em up, it's hilarious.
      what a funny coincidence that this version of uno uses greek myths! humans never change i spose

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 3 роки тому +1404

    This gamemode in a nutshell
    “If everyone’s overpowered, no one will be”

    • @parham1023
      @parham1023 2 роки тому +10

      Wait, that's dota2. XD

    • @commanderdemonno9819
      @commanderdemonno9819 Рік тому +19

      except for haphaestus who's able to transcend being overpowered

  • @SGHmemories
    @SGHmemories 3 роки тому +538

    You can see Mark thinking "oh shit I hope this doesn't actually offend Lixian" when Bob and Wade get on the teasing train

    • @BlazinInfernape
      @BlazinInfernape 3 роки тому +35

      @Fatty Gaming lol why

    • @relishcakes4525
      @relishcakes4525 3 роки тому +43

      @Fatty Gaming literally no.

    • @theDeathgirl045
      @theDeathgirl045 3 роки тому +3

      @Fatty Gaming what are you talking about

    • @jojokeen3689
      @jojokeen3689 3 роки тому +4

      @Fatty Gaming wtf

    • @skullbeatbox230
      @skullbeatbox230 3 роки тому +55

      @Fatty Gaming does map mean molesters and predators? thats what that sounds like to me yikes

  • @kj.champ.04
    @kj.champ.04 3 роки тому +1075

    “You chose poorly”
    Top ten anime betrayals

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 3 роки тому +1256

    Bob’s intro as Mark at 0:19 was so disturbingly accurate

    • @wyntr0
      @wyntr0 2 роки тому +5

      Timestamp. Please.

    • @silverfoot6079
      @silverfoot6079 2 роки тому +9

      It sounds a lot like him actually lol

    • @gemsngold
      @gemsngold 2 роки тому +30

      bob is really good at doing mark’s speech inflections for some reason

    • @wyntr0
      @wyntr0 Рік тому

      @Sash I was busy and there wasn’t a time stamp

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 7 місяців тому

      Frfr

  • @FanaticRock
    @FanaticRock 2 роки тому +862

    Mark: "I don't get naked for anybody"
    Also mark: I now have an onlyfans

    • @BabyBird16
      @BabyBird16 2 роки тому +6

      I straight uo was gonna say this lmao

    • @LesbeansSplatoon
      @LesbeansSplatoon Рік тому +13

      Bruh why does it feel like this vid came out in 2022 and not 2021. Mark really needs to make more UNO stuff or I’m gonna start feeling even older 💀

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious 3 роки тому +245

    Why is no one talking about how not only accurate Bob's Mark intro was but also how close to voice changer was to Mark's actual voice?

    • @Dove_SnowLY98
      @Dove_SnowLY98 3 роки тому +2

      FR I was actually pleasantly surprised-

  • @laurakastrup
    @laurakastrup 3 роки тому +355

    The Gods:
    Aphrodite: the goddess of love and beauty. She had 3 major “versions” or aspects Aphrodite Aria (Warlike), Aphrodite Uranus (Otherworldly) and Aphrodite Pandemos (By the people)
    Uranus and Pandemos is the ones you see in the myths, is she helping other people? It’s Uranus. Is she being petty? Pandemos
    Haephestus: Aphrodite’s Husband, god of Volcanoes and Smithery
    The most major myth there is about him is when his mother, Hera, yeets him off Mount Olympus as a baby and his father, Zeus, “gives” him Aphrodite as wife to make up for it
    Ares: God of War
    Probably the most hated of the Olympians, unless you’re Sparta. Generally from our understanding Ares is the “bad” parts of war, the death, the ransacking etc.
    Athena: Goddess of Wisdom, War and Arts
    Athena embodies the noble parts of war (Unless you’re Sparta) for an example Strategy and Logistics. Whereas Ares is the dude who brings all the chaos Athena is the one who brings all the stability
    Typhon (the curse of Typhon in this game): is a primordial being of chaos, His life mission is destroying the Olympians which is why he’s currently locked away under one of the active super volcanoes in Greece and is the reason why it’s active. He’s also the father of most of the monster’s in Greek Mythology
    Fenyx isn’t a Greek Mythology being but she does seem to be based on a mix of Odysseus, Perseus and Heracles (Hercules but the Greek version because Hercules is actually Latin and there’s notable differences, like Heracles being an absolute shit faced dick in the beginning)

    • @mementomori.goodbye.5104
      @mementomori.goodbye.5104 3 роки тому +4

      Do u have any tips on getting more into Greek mythology and reading the correct stories/myths about the gods? I'd like to get into it :))

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup 3 роки тому +10

      @@mementomori.goodbye.5104 If you want an accurate depiction of the Olympian gods, Herodotus’ Mythos are your best bet. He’s one of the earliest scholars that take a mix of history and mythology and mixes it together. If you’re more into the Latin versions (I.E Jupiter, Juno, Venus etc.) it’s probably going to be Metamorphius by Ovid. Bare in mind the original texts are boring as shit and takes about 2-3 weeks to finish. This is mostly because I study classical literature and mythology.
      The Illiad, Odyssey and Aeneid is probably also where you’d find a lot since they’re written in the Classical Greek age but takes place 300-600 years before they’re written down

    • @twnmikecrete7553
      @twnmikecrete7553 3 роки тому +3

      @@mementomori.goodbye.5104 here in greece we learn about greek mythology in primary school

    • @c6rn6g2k1d
      @c6rn6g2k1d 3 роки тому +1

      The specific mountain where Typhon is supposedly imprisoned in is Mt. Etna.

    • @MissOnana
      @MissOnana 3 роки тому +7

      Don't know if you know or not, but Fenyx is the star of her own game, Immortals Fenyx Rising, which has way more greek mythology in it than most people care for, the game this expansion pack is based off.

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +281

    Well, Bob getting Hephaustus is fitting since he's one of the smartest in their group, Mark getting Ares is VERY fitting, and Wade getting Aphrodite...I dunno about that...

  • @cosmeevanson2977
    @cosmeevanson2977 Рік тому +55

    I love how despite the filter, when Lixian yells "I hate all of you" you can totally still here the accent

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 роки тому +316

    Mark actually interacts with Lixian like he's just some little 2D dude constantly floating around him

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 3 роки тому +15

      @@reesecarlton you make a valid point my friend

    • @wahbanger
      @wahbanger 3 роки тому +16

      He's the friendly neighbourhood mini-Lixian

    • @0_0ethan67
      @0_0ethan67 3 роки тому +1

      @@wahbanger yes

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 3 роки тому +589

    Me: "If you stack two slices of pizza on top of one another, you'll still have two pizzas. But if you stack two pieces of lasagna on top of each other, it's just one piece of lasagna."
    The mailman: 11:41.

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 3 роки тому +31

      Smart use of timestamp

    • @kcthefrogusedyt8319
      @kcthefrogusedyt8319 3 роки тому +9

      Wise words i tell ya

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 3 роки тому +5

      two pizza slices *
      :D

    • @prplghst5141
      @prplghst5141 3 роки тому +3

      @@SebHaarfagre no, if you put a pizza slice on another pizza slice it becomes a whole pie, hes right

    • @demonheart13
      @demonheart13 3 роки тому +5

      Have you seen the podcast, "Is a HotDog a Sandwich" by the mythical kitchen crew? They had an entire episode about whether or not you can stack lasanga and at what point is it one and or two

  • @lizardking5255
    @lizardking5255 3 роки тому +748

    Lixian: i hate all of you
    Giggleplier has joined the chat

  • @connorsmith5445
    @connorsmith5445 2 роки тому +86

    I have watched these videos 100 times over. I think I could quote them word for word by now. They have brought me comfort in the most awful times of my life as well as when I was just simply having a bad day. These men just making jokes and fooling around had no idea how much light they would bring into my dim world they had no clue that I would be here on this account almost everyday looking for a well needed laugh. Thank you Mark, Bob, and Wade for enjoying this game and recording it while playing together. Thank you for providing the world with your light and comedy I wish you all the absolute best life and I wish that you make bask in the glow of joy you give. I know you may never see this comment but I hope you all know how much joy you bring to the world.

  • @hollowknight7536
    @hollowknight7536 3 роки тому +353

    Man can’t you admire how Lixian is just menacingly standing there.

  • @donttouchb00uwo82
    @donttouchb00uwo82 3 роки тому +265

    Since mark and the lads were curious;
    •Ares is the god of war; particularly the brutal and gruesome cruelties of war.
    •Athene is the goddess of war- specifically the planning and strategy side of it- as well as wisdom and handicraft.
    •Hephaistos is married to Aphrodite. He is the god of fire, and is also the blacksmith of the gods; he created Zeus’ lightning bolts
    •Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, passion, pleasure, love, and procreation.

    • @Lily-sw3fw
      @Lily-sw3fw 3 роки тому +4

      Small correction... Athena* and Hephaestus*
      Hope this helped :)

    • @donttouchb00uwo82
      @donttouchb00uwo82 3 роки тому +14

      @@Lily-sw3fw I was using the Greek spelling for all of them rather than the more commonly known English equivalents. (Though Athena has been spelled both with an a or an e at the end in all fairness)

    • @AnIridescentWolf
      @AnIridescentWolf 3 роки тому +4

      @@donttouchb00uwo82 if you wanted to be more faithful to the Greek spellings it would’ve been Athina and Ifaistos

    • @Cinderspark9
      @Cinderspark9 3 роки тому +3

      Also depending on which stories you read, Hera *May* have thrown Hephaestus off of a cloud in a fit of jealous rage while arguing with Zeus and that's why he limps.

    • @donttouchb00uwo82
      @donttouchb00uwo82 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cinderspark9 I’ve also read that he was thrown away because he was the one child Hera had with Zeus and he was born with like a deformed leg? But that was from a middle school library book so I have no clue how accurate that is lmao

  • @bononcrusher2
    @bononcrusher2 3 роки тому +797

    "[Athena] is the most broken god in the game."
    -a Hephaestus main, maybe.

  • @nerdyoldguy
    @nerdyoldguy 3 роки тому +283

    Bob: “I’m sorry, is Aphrodite the goddes of being a psychopath?”
    Me: Well yes but actually yes

  • @Thechaosmaster1997
    @Thechaosmaster1997 3 роки тому +649

    The fact that Mark's god is Ares, the God of War, is so hilarious, that it is almost like, him being shown his real self. Markiplier, God of War.

    • @syndipirate2598
      @syndipirate2598 3 роки тому +19

      Ya... about that... technically I’m pretty sure Ares is the god of offensive war specifically while Athena is the goddess of wisdom and defensive warfare... but I guess that works even better...?

    • @Neoreaver
      @Neoreaver 3 роки тому +24

      The dude eats the powder off of Takis, so I don't think any deity association is appropriate.

    • @narius4241
      @narius4241 3 роки тому +29

      @Fatty Gaming and prison is just a place

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 3 роки тому +2

      @@Neoreaver probably the party god, lets be honest

    • @spaceduck4132
      @spaceduck4132 3 роки тому +17

      @Fatty Gaming Know what else is a number? 911

  • @awsm253
    @awsm253 3 роки тому +205

    Lixian becoming a 'side character' in the videos he helps edit for Mark was the best thing to happen to this Chanel.

  • @xancarter1927
    @xancarter1927 3 роки тому +343

    In case people only watch Mark's perspective, Bob's and Wade's came out first. You have no idea how we've been waiting for Lixian's reaction to this!

    • @nefariou5
      @nefariou5 3 роки тому +6

      shitting on lixian is what mark does. i'm sure he's used to it by now.
      he reacts to it the same way he always does.
      i don't even understand why though, lixian doesn't have much of an accent.

    • @thedarkness3223
      @thedarkness3223 3 роки тому +4

      I watched bob’s first it was hilarious

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 3 роки тому +242

    I like how the "sealed god" cards go from a crowned lady, a chicken, a statue lady and The Iron Giant's grandpa to a warrior, an angry warrior, a lady and Wade but with a bigger beard

    • @SeraphimCramer
      @SeraphimCramer 2 роки тому

      It's probably something to do with the game this deck is based on

    • @KinKod1
      @KinKod1 2 роки тому +2

      The game is immortals fenyx rising I would check it out the game was pretty fun

    • @d4rksh4d0vv5
      @d4rksh4d0vv5 2 роки тому

      @@KinKod1 I have beat the entire game and all DLC

  • @oomerkabaoo
    @oomerkabaoo 3 роки тому +105

    Mark: I don't get naked for anyone
    Me: *having several flashbacks to UA and the Hee Hoo documentary*

  • @GigaChadsAreReal
    @GigaChadsAreReal 3 роки тому +772

    Markiplier and the Crew: Play Uno
    Wade: *My time has come*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear kev

    • @logicalwren8061
      @logicalwren8061 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku I'd say you and everyone who makes comments that are self promotion such as this are cancer but the only difference is that cancer kills people

    • @GigaChadsAreReal
      @GigaChadsAreReal 3 роки тому

      @@logicalwren8061 I'm disappointed that these are the only two comments that replied to my joke :/ No "lol" or "XD" replies

    • @logicalwren8061
      @logicalwren8061 3 роки тому

      @@GigaChadsAreReal well it was funny at least

  • @nightwolfkakana
    @nightwolfkakana 3 роки тому +102

    Honestly the ring light in Mark's eyes when promoting distractiable, Is really cool!

  • @Febrezerr
    @Febrezerr 3 роки тому +182

    “I’m gonna talk for 12 minutes before the video starts” realist thing I have heard in any of marks videos. Well said

  • @stupidthefish4981
    @stupidthefish4981 3 роки тому +679

    “We have a new podcast called Distractible”
    Oh sick
    *Goes to description, clicks link, gets it cued up and then goes back to video*
    “But don’t click it now”
    Shit

    • @squishy9178
      @squishy9178 3 роки тому +37

      Do you feel your impending doom?

    • @SnarkyZazu
      @SnarkyZazu 3 роки тому +24

      He got you

    • @Leelectric
      @Leelectric 3 роки тому +4

      Memento mori my dude

    • @zoeybiggers520
      @zoeybiggers520 3 роки тому

      I WANT TO LIKE IT BUT I CAN'T, IT'S 666:(

  • @pinkythestrongestyoshi1626
    @pinkythestrongestyoshi1626 3 роки тому +98

    I cannot believe this. The first time in all of the uno games that mark didn't try to stack +4s on someone when he had one, and it was also the only time it ever would have worked.
    Wow.
    Truly astounding.

  • @bluemario610
    @bluemario610 3 роки тому +46

    17:12 that was a noise wade made
    23:34 8 wasn it
    29:22 Mark's master plan
    31:51 "who wants to sha-boing me?"
    36:12 THE SWEEP
    39:08 you chose...poorly...
    44:04 getting a little hostile here
    45:44 Cursed
    47:09 "This is on you wade!"

  • @plumpero
    @plumpero 3 роки тому +1352

    Mark: "I don't get naked for anybody. ''
    Me: *[REDACTED] strip poker flashbacks*

    • @whenthe0007Owen
      @whenthe0007Owen 3 роки тому +28

      Memento mori Unus Annus

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 3 роки тому +6

      You can say the channel name, it's not banned, because people will not remember the name just the dumbasses saying [REDACTED] as if it was a cover up.

    • @MonochromeMochi
      @MonochromeMochi 3 роки тому +28

      @@cogcog5264 dude it's as a joke.

    • @tasha7642
      @tasha7642 3 роки тому +11

      @@cogcog5264 your not a real fan if you don’t get the joke

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 3 роки тому +3

      @@tasha7642 You're not a human if you can't take a joke.

  • @thomasknapp6434
    @thomasknapp6434 3 роки тому +313

    "The punishment will be... severe."
    Don't you threaten me with a good time, Markiplier.

  • @JTQA_Tester
    @JTQA_Tester 3 роки тому +432

    UNO is not UNO without Barbara being in there and Wade in troubling grief and turmoil.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +132

    I love that the accent Mark does for Lixian is the accent he does for every accent.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +8

      @Fatty Gaming Don't ever talk again.

    • @sairuhbby
      @sairuhbby 3 роки тому +3

      mark's "indistinguishable european"

  • @HelloyouTheSmiley
    @HelloyouTheSmiley 3 роки тому +297

    mark: "i cant do math"
    me: ah... thats why he dropped out of the engineer thing

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 роки тому +787

    If you look at their face icon it tells a story:
    Bob: "Fuck the police!"
    Wade: "Is that the police!?"
    Mark: "Hi! I'm the police."

    • @dipmybutt616
      @dipmybutt616 3 роки тому +11

      Why the police

    • @smolscarfu
      @smolscarfu 3 роки тому +9

      Because it's the police.

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 3 роки тому

      Police is kinda random.. YOU DOWNLOADED SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE AND NOW THE POLICE WILL GIVE YOU A STERN TALKING TO

    • @thatoneperson0001
      @thatoneperson0001 3 роки тому

      That's funny because of da police

  • @BookNerdAMVs
    @BookNerdAMVs 3 роки тому +310

    Mark "almost an engineer" Fischbach: "I can't do math wdym"

  • @David-ll4xv
    @David-ll4xv 3 роки тому +2357

    People who read Percy Jackson as kids laughing quietly like "Yes, yes, greek gods! It's relevant again!"

    • @idork7302
      @idork7302 3 роки тому +19

      @@AsiMeroA have you read the new ones? Their all still great

    • @tearose3587
      @tearose3587 3 роки тому +47

      It's not just those kids (pagans laughing)

    • @reubenwade6554
      @reubenwade6554 3 роки тому +7

      Oh yes it’s all coming together

    • @reubenwade6554
      @reubenwade6554 3 роки тому +9

      @@idork7302 what? The hero’s of Olympus? Ya greats books

    • @rebeccadurbin2069
      @rebeccadurbin2069 3 роки тому +17

      Also some of those people "they got the lore wrong... how?"

  • @alphalunablue8918
    @alphalunablue8918 3 роки тому +264

    Mark: "I don't get naked for nobody"
    Me:*has flashbacks to about half of the videos from [REDACTED]*

    • @galaxythebat
      @galaxythebat 2 роки тому +9

      You can say Unus Annus. the entire point was that even though it's gone, it's not erased from all human knowledge. The *entire point* is the memories of it.

    • @mentallyinsane
      @mentallyinsane 2 роки тому +19

      @@galaxythebat even mark calls it [REDACTED] its part of the joke that its gone lmao

  • @nathan-tj4gz
    @nathan-tj4gz 3 роки тому +498

    “Everyone’s doing cool stuff except for bob”
    *My entire life in a nutshell*

  • @auburn_g_art
    @auburn_g_art 3 роки тому +262

    Why do I feel personally threatened every time Mark promotes distractible like I'm following the podcast and have already listened to both episodes that are currently out I have no reason to fear Mark's wrath

    • @laurakramer4888
      @laurakramer4888 3 роки тому +15

      @@nibonz5414 we should probably just ignore that guy, he's obviously a troll and is under all of the comments.

    • @M00NBL0SS0M
      @M00NBL0SS0M 3 роки тому +5

      @@laurakramer4888 just report

    • @urlocalpphead
      @urlocalpphead 3 роки тому

      samee

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 3 роки тому +132

    Anyone: *talks about Greek mythology*
    Rick Riordan fans: Who has summoned us?

  • @TelorSiKucing
    @TelorSiKucing 3 роки тому +17

    36:30
    THE SWEEP, THE SWEEP, THE SWEEP UNDER THE RUG
    *_WOOOOOO_*

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 роки тому +385

    A real UNO mode? Surprised this video isn't 5 hours long.

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 3 роки тому +1

      @Fatty Gaming Silence subhuman

    • @jojokeen3689
      @jojokeen3689 3 роки тому +3

      @Fatty Gaming What the actual fuck

    • @BeanColored
      @BeanColored 3 роки тому

      @@nightwalker174 what is he on about?

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 3 роки тому

      @@BeanColored no, no no, if you don't know, i promise you if you're ever going to blindly trust someone one the internet, trust me. You're better off not knowing.

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 3 роки тому

      @W I D E P U T I N yeah, 15 years??? That's sssssoooooooo old, not like us youngsters

  • @skedy257
    @skedy257 3 роки тому +165

    Someone: is not interested in distractible.
    Mark: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!*

    • @charlatan5432
      @charlatan5432 3 роки тому +7

      I’m on the run from Mark. It’s been 4 days. Send help

    • @skedy257
      @skedy257 3 роки тому +2

      @@charlatan5432 Hang on out there

    • @akijabarosa7882
      @akijabarosa7882 3 роки тому +1

      @@charlatan5432 YOU FOOL, now we know your location. You will listen to Distractible. There is no escape.

    • @charlatan5432
      @charlatan5432 3 роки тому

      @@akijabarosa7882 you’ll have to catch me first

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +801

    Bob : "Aphrodite, God of being a Psychopath"
    _I mean, Aphrodite DID start drama by making Hades fall in love with his own niece._
    _So yeah, you could call her that..._

    • @Dollitys
      @Dollitys 3 роки тому +100

      Honestly the greek gods have more drama than the beauty community..

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 роки тому +107

      If they were around in the modern Era, the Greek gods would ABSOLUTELY be part of the commentary/tea-spilling community. Change my mind.

    • @Atrasimi
      @Atrasimi 3 роки тому +67

      Aphrodite was the og beauty guru, it makes so much sense I’d be mad if she hadn’t been reincarnated as one

    • @Kroododile553
      @Kroododile553 3 роки тому +1

      Wait… what?

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 3 роки тому +27

      The Greek gods have more drama than Twitter

  • @sammmmmp1455
    @sammmmmp1455 3 роки тому +50

    31:06
    Mark: “My odd cards! No!”
    The 3 and 5 in his hand: 😢

  • @biscuitstheanteater7306
    @biscuitstheanteater7306 3 роки тому +285

    All the guys calling Hephaestus broken
    Hephaestus, a cripple: º.º

  • @samsonguy10k
    @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +115

    I love how they figured out the mechanics of this game and yet they could never remember what the Draw to Color card in Uno Flip did.

    • @unicornpotato0751
      @unicornpotato0751 3 роки тому +1

      What did it do, I have the physical uno flip game and I still have no clue what it does

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +6

      @@unicornpotato0751 next player has to draw until they get the color chosen. It can be one to a hella number of cards. Successful challenge puts it on the one who played the card.

  • @TheWolfHound7777
    @TheWolfHound7777 3 роки тому +77

    Mark, I really hope you continue your The Fall series. I was hooked on that playthrough.

    • @RaidenStorms88
      @RaidenStorms88 3 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 3 роки тому +2

      Could you also return to Raft and Minecraft?

    • @darkrockman2389
      @darkrockman2389 3 роки тому

      Mood

    • @flameball5373
      @flameball5373 3 роки тому +1

      I’m waiting for more The Fall, Huniepop2 and Amnesia:Rebirth. I know there was a bug/glitch that softlocked him or sumthin in Rebirth, but I’m still waiting.

  • @chorizo_jose
    @chorizo_jose 3 роки тому +34

    When Mark did the “WhY dId YoU dO tHiS tO mE?” with the hand, I thought back to Ethan’s chef’s kiss.

  • @helloworld9764
    @helloworld9764 3 роки тому +306

    Literally nothing:
    Lixian while editing: why im still here just to suffer

    • @onyxxbabe6291
      @onyxxbabe6291 3 роки тому +3

      For his cute little pop ups of him 🥰

    • @dominicklipari
      @dominicklipari 3 роки тому +4

      Answer:
      Paycheck

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 3 роки тому +4

      At this point Lixian has half of Marks fan base in love with him. I love Lixian. XD

  • @xorvictia
    @xorvictia 3 роки тому +178

    The fact that Bob said “Okay, Villager” and then Lixian then put up a picture of an *Illager* both bothers and amuses me

    • @FoxGloveDrawing
      @FoxGloveDrawing 3 роки тому +3

      … Illagers are grey. Lixian put in a Villager face.

  • @lukereeves5141
    @lukereeves5141 3 роки тому +36

    as a unique fan of both Markiplier and Trixie Mattel, i can honestly say Mark's Portuguese accent is as good and on the same energy level as Trixie's Swedish accent XD.

    • @AllysonYates
      @AllysonYates 3 роки тому +3

      Why did I read this and immediately hear Trixie promoting Klarna in that Swedish accent?! 🤣

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 3 роки тому +4

      “vut eez pehwuhrr?”

  • @Verifiedsinger
    @Verifiedsinger 2 роки тому +53

    I need more Uno guys! The banter is phenomenal!

  • @Lord_Azazel_Official
    @Lord_Azazel_Official 3 роки тому +75

    Wade's Intro to this: "Hello Everybody my name is Markiplier!"
    Mark's Intro: *Darkiplier Engage*

    • @TenchixRyoko
      @TenchixRyoko 3 роки тому +2

      Except Bob did Mark's, Wade did Bob's and Mark did Wade's and his own?

  • @MsCellaneous
    @MsCellaneous 3 роки тому +531

    Ares: God of War; apparently hot enough to get Aphrodite to sleep with him; anger issues
    Aphrodite; goddess of love, sex, and beauty. Born out of sea foam, and drifted to shore; became a goddess; was married off to Hephaestus; very unhappy with her marriage, ended up cheating with Ares.
    Athena: goddess of wisdom & crafts & strategy. She is the protector and guide of Odysseus in the odyssey & the guide of Perseus. Born out of Zeus’s head in full armor with a spear, already an adult b/c reasons.
    Hephaestus: God of fire & blacksmithing. Born to Hera (Zeus’s wife and sister; don’t ask) after she got pissed about Zeus giving birth to Athena. Tossed from Olympus as a baby b/c he was too ugly; has a limp; was found and raised by someone else. So talented that Zeus (King of the Gods) offered to marry Aphrodite off to him. Caught his wife cheating with Ares, and trapped them in a net that was impossible to escape.

    • @QuisNawar
      @QuisNawar 3 роки тому +8

      Thank you.

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 3 роки тому +44

      I know of a different version of why Hephaestus was offered Aphrodite, where out of revenge Hephaestus captured Hera in a golden throne and he was offered Aphrodite as an apology to let her go

    • @hycolm5899
      @hycolm5899 3 роки тому +29

      _"sea foam"_

    • @ant_erv
      @ant_erv 3 роки тому +9

      @@hycolm5899 👀

    • @stormhawkdude
      @stormhawkdude 3 роки тому +33

      [Laughs in Greek Myth kid, following the stereotype of "either gay, ends up worshiping the gods, refuse read anything now, or all three at once"]

  • @mmilcz833
    @mmilcz833 3 роки тому +294

    Bob’s version of Mark’s Portuguese accent sounds like Trixie Mattel’s Swedish

  • @darkspedicey1418
    @darkspedicey1418 3 роки тому +60

    I love how Bob calls Lixian “editor” at the beginning knowing full well it’s him

  • @catgrab8049
    @catgrab8049 3 роки тому +451

    All the Percy Jackson fans watching this is in pain at Marks Pronunciation of Haphaestus

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +44

      We’re also in pain at your spelling.

    • @mossmortis
      @mossmortis 3 роки тому +18

      To be fair, I'm awful at names and I still don't know how to pronounce Hephaestus.

    • @afabfelix
      @afabfelix 3 роки тому +4

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 I mean, even pronounced "correctly" in American, Latin and Greek sound very weird.

    • @ChloeIHill
      @ChloeIHill 3 роки тому +2

      @@mossmortis i pronounce it he-fes-tus but im assuming its right

    • @afabfelix
      @afabfelix 3 роки тому +3

      @@ChloeIHill "correctly" in Greek would be heh-fa-is-tos but with "fais" as one syllable

  • @fyra_cat2119
    @fyra_cat2119 3 роки тому +60

    30:03
    This made me laugh way more than it shouldve

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus 4 місяці тому

      Can someone make a compilation of Lixian editing Mark's face to make funny warbled & distorted sounds?

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 роки тому +87

    It all comes back to Aphrodite. Haphestus is married to her. Ares has lots of affairs with her. Athena has a rivalry with her because of the Trojan War.

    • @piscestheaquamarinedragon1088
      @piscestheaquamarinedragon1088 3 роки тому +7

      So what I'm getting is that Aphrodite is the goddess of thots

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 3 роки тому +6

      Well, Aphrodite and Athena don't like each other because Paris picked the former when the goddess promised the shepherd Helen of Troy.
      Which in turn caused Athena to side with Trojans.

    • @Alia-bc3rc
      @Alia-bc3rc 3 роки тому +2

      @@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088 considering Aphrodite made Helen cheated her husband to go with Paris, yes she definitely is.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 3 роки тому +7

      @@piscestheaquamarinedragon1088
      The Thottess, if you will.

  • @noneofyourbusiness2953
    @noneofyourbusiness2953 3 роки тому +39

    Jesus I was looking away to take a sip for three seconds and at the end when Mark said DID YOU FORGET? I got so scared I dropped my cup and spilled my drink

  • @cade281
    @cade281 3 роки тому +160

    that “did you forget” at the end scared me IMAO

    • @Mel0nMel
      @Mel0nMel 3 роки тому +4

      I took it out of full screen at the perfect time to not get scared

    • @xqcommunity
      @xqcommunity Місяць тому

      You've been playing too much roblox😭😭

  • @BurneyDeux
    @BurneyDeux 3 роки тому +29

    20:45 "Fourno" has me in tears

  • @urielmarron8576
    @urielmarron8576 3 роки тому +82

    Wade: oh, this hand just got soiled
    Mark: soiled it

  • @coalmine0073
    @coalmine0073 3 роки тому +89

    This game mode should be its own stand-alone game. It's an interesting concept. But, here's a problem. How can anyone end up with one card? (And not lose the chance to win afterward.)
    Plus, Hephaistos can win easily with a one-color hand. Ares can too if he is low enough. Athena can with low enough cards and an odd number card. Aphrodite can with low enough cards and an action card.
    How in the world can anybody lose with the right strategy?

    • @galaxythebat
      @galaxythebat 2 роки тому +2

      I believe the point was to make it a more competitive card game- If you're in a lobby of four and everyone has a good strategy, it should be more challenging.

  • @unbelie8013
    @unbelie8013 3 роки тому +761

    And that's how, Mark stole everyones intros. . .and made it better.

  • @cyberwolf5075
    @cyberwolf5075 3 роки тому +45

    I love how Lixian has the freedom to be a sentient editor

  • @skwerwl
    @skwerwl 3 роки тому +315

    Mark on his laptop realizing how UNO is not a game that you can play on just ANY computer. The game would literally crash my old crappy gaming computer.

    • @OGTanMan
      @OGTanMan 3 роки тому +8

      You are so right. I had the cards in my hand and I tried to deal them and they just froze in mid air. Such a waste of money

    • @snethies
      @snethies 3 роки тому +1

      @@OGTanMan it’s cheap tho-

    • @cpuirisheart7064
      @cpuirisheart7064 3 роки тому +11

      @@snethies still a waste of it doesn’t work properly

  • @tuskerne42
    @tuskerne42 3 роки тому +90

    31:42 screaming at mark for not stacking the plus fours! He coulda done so good with that!

    • @emilyfisher30
      @emilyfisher30 3 роки тому +6

      I was thinking the same thing! I was looking for a comment that also noticed that 😂💀

    • @tuskerne42
      @tuskerne42 3 роки тому

      @@emilyfisher30 well you found one lol

    • @emilyfisher30
      @emilyfisher30 3 роки тому

      @@tuskerne42 big preesh 👌

  • @zoekyles2760
    @zoekyles2760 3 роки тому +438

    Let's face it Lixian's edits makes Markiplier so much enjoyable to watch.

    • @MaxxCoyote
      @MaxxCoyote 3 роки тому +6

      I will say that yeah, Lixian is a big draw for Mark's videos.
      I can only do Markiplier in spurts, and then have to take a break to detox from how agitating he can be. But the bits with him and Lixian are always a delight.

    • @Mightylcanis
      @Mightylcanis 3 роки тому +46

      @@MaxxCoyote I genuinely wonder why you would watch a youtuber that you find agitating at all. It's not a criticism of you, I am just sincerely curious why you would do that to yourself.

    • @cookiemonsta633
      @cookiemonsta633 2 роки тому +10

      @@Mightylcanis to be fair, there can be qualities you dislike in a person you like or even love. so i get what they mean, i don’t really agree but i get what they mean.

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum 2 роки тому +2

      And all the other editors, they do an amazing job to make videos the best! :]

    • @mychemicalromancewillpierc5241
      @mychemicalromancewillpierc5241 2 роки тому +6

      @@Mightylcanis I love mark a lot, however he is SERIOUSLY agitating with the way he plays games like resident evil or the evil within and other big triple A games. I love him to death but it gets irritating watching him put it on the hardest difficulty, then proceed to scratch his head in confusion as he dies over and over again, not to mention ignoring the games pointed messages telling him that he needs to be stealthy so he just runs in over and over and dies because he refuses to just fucking CROUCH AND TAKE IT SLOW. I have the same issue with game grumps and I’ve just learnt to not watch games that I’m thoroughly invested in be played by them. If I want a great overall play through with seriousness where it needs to be, I watch Jacksepticeye. However that doesn’t make me hate the grumps or mark. It’s just a process many viewers go through with people they enjoy watching.