I want to get off John Balatros wild ride This was recorded as part of the Jingle Jam for charity, thank you everyone for your support for Whale and Dolphin Conservation
being in the discord lab during this was genuinely the closest i think humans have gotten to recreating the feeling during the moon landing, except it ends with the moon exploding
this stream was CRAZY. You had to be there, the Discord professors were desperately trying to get RT to not sell Showman but after getting drowned out by Twitch chat, they spent the next hour or so trying to find a way to save the run with a seed calculator, only to realize their calculations didn't take planet/tarot/playing card vouchers into account. As this happened, the Discord livestream lab burnt down and the person who drew Balatro University's pfp made a bunch of doodles based off the stream events as it happened. You truly had to be there.
@@Sergetheblahaj The one on the thumbnail I assume, Dostoevsky must have been scared shitless of this game’s power The actual quote belongs to The Heavy from Team Fortress 2 though if anyone’s interested, so… I guess he counts as a Russian Philosopher? I’m no TF2 expert but I’m pretty sure he has a degree in something like literature
If you weren’t there on this stream, it was pure INSANITY. Everything didn’t explode until showman was sold, then the discord lab literally went on FIRE as everyone was trying to scramble together some sort of solution to keep the run alive We had people screaming and running the seed to search for possible routes but the sheer panic and confusion left us with misguided hope and crazed theories. The end result was the discord lab literally exploding and being renamed to “nearby parking lot.” Never in my life have I ever been so stressed over what should be such a menial problem and Dan, I’ll be in contact later about the bill for the therapy I need now
Ah yes, a seeded run with instructions. Im sure that there won't be any mistakes causing dan to restart the entire thing Love balatro, always a treat to see these vids
RT, just letting you know Balatro has a intense modding community, and one mod removes all caps Modding is absolutely the event horizon for you btw, you be unable to jonkle your joker the same way after
Not to mention the fact that afterwards Dan had to go on a live stream for Jingle Jam to do trivia immediately afterwards this stream lmao, so much fun
RT is so powerful in Balatro that he’s managed to kill and overthrow God with just the Death Note. God save us all Also, I would highly recommend playing Modded Balatro in the future, specifically the Cryptid Mod which adds unbalanced Jokers, removes the score cap and can go past Ante 39 if you want to really scare John Balatro himself!
If you hypothetically wanted to go even further beyond I’d 100% recommend Tailsman (it’s a mod designed around uncapping the game to a limit even further beyond score wise)
I just got Balatro myself a week or so ago, so I'm doing okay, chugging along and making steady progress. Watching this is like seeing a dark wizard conjure interdimensional demons while riding a meteor through the deepest reaches of unknown space.
Once again, I am asking Daniel to play the Cryptid mod. If normal balatro is killing god, then cryptid is breaking through the physical boundaries of the universe to attack the streamer itself
had chinese for lunch today and my fortune cookie said peace and tranquility was close. then i saw rt had uploaded. i think the cookie got it severely wrong.
I think the way to look at it is that selling Showman makes your run intrinsically finite, as after you sell it you will be unable to add any more jokers to your combo (barring almost impossible levels of luck with an Invisible Joker). So you only sell it after you are absolutely certain you can do nothing more.
This was the first stream of his I was able to actually be there for in a very long time, and it was definitely a crazy ride from start to finish 😂 the polychrome taunting was the most relatable thing to come out of this stream
It's hilarious to me that this game, made with LUA and spaghetti code, just powers through stacks of recursive calls to more than 300 cards without a sweat. Fucking amazing
Dan has successfully gotten me to play WAY too much Balatro. Recently got the achievement of getting over 1,000,000 score in one hand, that was absolutely ridiculous
I discovered balatro through your streams and at first I though it was just a fun card game but now I don’t want to play it as I’m scared it will give me existential dread
I want to get off John Balatros wild ride
This was recorded as part of the Jingle Jam for charity, thank you everyone for your support for Whale and Dolphin Conservation
when the drift king finds out about Talisman, the mod that increases the maximum score you can have to numbers we cant comprehend, we will be cooked
The Day we get the Balataro UA-camr DLC pack with Mr Drift King in it is the day John Balatro will fall...even further
When are you going to play TCG card shop simulator again? You still got to open up all those packages
now play the cryptid mod
Oh that's why the sound is different xD
DANIEL:
GOD OF LUCK
SIGNATURE MOVE:
TURN THE LEFT CARD INTO THE RIGHT CARD.
John D. Balatro :
Signature move :
Play Tarot card : Death twice for free
REMINDER: TURN THE LEFT CARD INTO THE RIGHT CARD
@@RTGame INESCAPABLY, YOU WILL USE A DEATH CARD, AND THEN REALISE...
IT TURNED THE RIGHT CARD, INTO THE LEFT CARD...
@@RTGame Special Stance: Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!
Discord Professors truly were NASA trying to land Apollo-13
oh god. You’re right.
"It costs 400,000 gigabytes of storage to run this build... for twelve seconds."
LMAO
WHO TOUCHED MY CARD?
being in the discord lab during this was genuinely the closest i think humans have gotten to recreating the feeling during the moon landing, except it ends with the moon exploding
the moon is not supposed to do that
this stream was CRAZY. You had to be there, the Discord professors were desperately trying to get RT to not sell Showman but after getting drowned out by Twitch chat, they spent the next hour or so trying to find a way to save the run with a seed calculator, only to realize their calculations didn't take planet/tarot/playing card vouchers into account.
As this happened, the Discord livestream lab burnt down and the person who drew Balatro University's pfp made a bunch of doodles based off the stream events as it happened. You truly had to be there.
We were left in the car parking lot for the fire assembly, 10/10
The image of seeing everyone’s messages on fire as the last hand was being played will forever be burned into my retinas
I hope there's a second attempt
this is downplaying it so bad, you genuinely had to be there. this might be funnier than the circle incident
@@landorusfan the what incident?
I believe Dostoevsky said that famous quote after playing Balatro for 5 minutes.
Wait, which one?
The heavier one of course @@Sergetheblahaj
@@Sergetheblahaj The one on the thumbnail I assume, Dostoevsky must have been scared shitless of this game’s power
The actual quote belongs to The Heavy from Team Fortress 2 though if anyone’s interested, so… I guess he counts as a Russian Philosopher? I’m no TF2 expert but I’m pretty sure he has a degree in something like literature
@brycj14128 ohhh i didn't see the thumbnail haha. Also not a TF2 player so thanks.
@@Sergetheblahaj "Convert the left card into the right card"
If you weren’t there on this stream, it was pure INSANITY.
Everything didn’t explode until showman was sold, then the discord lab literally went on FIRE as everyone was trying to scramble together some sort of solution to keep the run alive
We had people screaming and running the seed to search for possible routes but the sheer panic and confusion left us with misguided hope and crazed theories.
The end result was the discord lab literally exploding and being renamed to “nearby parking lot.”
Never in my life have I ever been so stressed over what should be such a menial problem and Dan, I’ll be in contact later about the bill for the therapy I need now
And John Balatro wept, for there were no more wheels to fortune
"A wheel! A Wheel! My casino for a Wheel!"
@Granolora More like "my kingdom for a red seal" amirite
Ah yes, a seeded run with instructions. Im sure that there won't be any mistakes causing dan to restart the entire thing
Love balatro, always a treat to see these vids
RT, just letting you know Balatro has a intense modding community, and one mod removes all caps
Modding is absolutely the event horizon for you btw, you be unable to jonkle your joker the same way after
Idk what’s better Chaos the clown coming back over and over to rejoin the fight or game teasing RT over the polychrome red seal the entire run
Not to mention the fact that afterwards Dan had to go on a live stream for Jingle Jam to do trivia immediately afterwards this stream lmao, so much fun
21:03
im so proud, the little two that could.
from rags to riches
Your balatro videos inspired me to lose all my life savings gambling ❤
I'm so happy for you
shoutout to the ironclad deck for singlehandedly manifesting a slay the spire two trailer at the game awards
Can't believe this is how I learn about slay the spire 2
okay but the polychrome 2 going all the way to king was a better side plot than most blockbusters
RT is so powerful in Balatro that he’s managed to kill and overthrow God with just the Death Note. God save us all
Also, I would highly recommend playing Modded Balatro in the future, specifically the Cryptid Mod which adds unbalanced Jokers, removes the score cap and can go past Ante 39 if you want to really scare John Balatro himself!
The only problem is that the game hates cryptid and it tends to be a little unstable, especially if you build around retriggers.
@@saltire_2825one time my game crashed before I could even go past ante 8
So glad to be able to have the full live experience of having my eardrums get blown out at 27:57 amazing work
I just learned recently this game was coded in Lua. I'm just amazed at how good this game plays
Sun Tzu once said :
"Convert... the right card... into the left card..."
If you hypothetically wanted to go even further beyond I’d 100% recommend Tailsman (it’s a mod designed around uncapping the game to a limit even further beyond score wise)
I see Balatro, I see Drift King playing Balatro. I click.
Also I'm super excited to see how you tackle the new Friends of Jimbo DLC when it comes out!
At this point. He must try the balatro cryptid mod. New jokers, Busted Decks, Code Cards, new vouchers, and scores that reach beyond inf
We must go again. We must redo this seed and repeat everything up to the point you sold Showman. We must correct the timeline.
I just got Balatro myself a week or so ago, so I'm doing okay, chugging along and making steady progress. Watching this is like seeing a dark wizard conjure interdimensional demons while riding a meteor through the deepest reaches of unknown space.
I was watching this thinking, oh, I'm gonna go to sleep when the run finishes..... boy was I in for a long fucking ride
He was the Death King back in college
31:02 Triboulet: "should've gone for the head"
This run had a score that was MASSIVE. But not nearly as MASSIVE as the low taper fade meme
It’s still massive
20.06.2054
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A beverage of sorts‽
"And now I am become Death, the turner of left cards into right cards"
-John Balatro, upon reaching naneinf for the first time
I was here for this stream, it was an absolutely WILD ride.
10/10, I hope the discord professors are ok after this one
Ah my favourite notable russian philosopher "Heavy thinker"
Hes up there with my favourite notable german medical professional "Medic Ludwig"
I really hope RT tries doing modded Balatro. Id love to see his reaction to some of the crazy jokers in the game, especially in the cryptid mod
41:40
Damn. Not even Jimbo was up to commenting on that loss.
Every video he makes brings him closer to the cryptid mod, and the day he finds it is the day we die.
that accordion wind-up is [UA-cam] crazy
9:32 Oh, so he's gonna first try it then.
EDIT: OH MY GOD HE ALREADY SOLD BOTH OF THEM
These are some of my favorite streams of yours RT, you just seem to enjoy yourself so much in them.
A wise man once said. "Sir, send the 250 Jupiters."
RTGame attempting to reach the end of an endless game like the Irish he is
I love the quote on the thumbnail. I think it was popularized in the novel "Crime and Sandviches."
The END Of Balatro!
In this video, RT defeats gambling.
as a victim of the great livestream-lab fire, great run! everything i ever owned was lost
Once again, I am asking Daniel to play the Cryptid mod. If normal balatro is killing god, then cryptid is breaking through the physical boundaries of the universe to attack the streamer itself
There are jokers with exponents
Oh my god
More balatro
Someone get this man to the casino and count how much money he makes
This man actually scares me.
Rt, you need to play the cryptid mod for balatro, this is not the peak of insanity
RT, PLEASE, try the cryptid mod for this game, I BEG OF YOU 🙏🙏🙏
They Used to call him the Balatro king in college
had chinese for lunch today and my fortune cookie said peace and tranquility was close. then i saw rt had uploaded. i think the cookie got it severely wrong.
Next video, I pay back 6000$ to dougdoug to play balatro with my "baby in a blender" contrôler
sir a second balatro video has hit
didn´t god suffer enough
Love the balatro stuff :) in terms of what next, I've heard mods are hype? i've heard of the cryptid mod which sounds fun
You should play the balatro cryptid mod
YES PLEASE
I think the way to look at it is that selling Showman makes your run intrinsically finite, as after you sell it you will be unable to add any more jokers to your combo (barring almost impossible levels of luck with an Invisible Joker). So you only sell it after you are absolutely certain you can do nothing more.
I realised im too deep into balatro when i recognized the seed
It’s actually really fitting that the kings are the ironclad as he sold his soul for power just as Dan did for balatro
RT hit is original goal, a google score @ 27:10
99% of balatro players quit before rerolling one more time for blueprint
nobody tell Dan about the Talisman mod
Or Jen's almanac
This game should have been game of the year
RT: I’ve broken Balatro!
Balatro: Oh, yes, break me harder, Drift King!
RT: What?
Balatro: What?
You need some Jesus
I fear the day RT discovers jens almanac
Why does RT's mic make it sound like he's chilling in an IKEA cabinet this stream?
*Balatro: The game that yearns to be broken.*
I just watched all your Balatro videos today, how convenient!
"WAIT A MINUTE... WE SOLD TRIB TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN" had me losing it
Good to see RT continuing to pursue his true passion. Good old gambling
"...and Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds left to conquer."
"We need to sell Triboulet so we can make a random joker! It could be anything! Even another blueprint (copying Triboulet)"
Praying for Dan to try to do this unseeded
This was the first stream I actively watched live. It was an experience. I will watch more.
There has to have been something going on for twitch chat to have NEVER told him about the fact that played steel cards do nothing
This was the first stream of his I was able to actually be there for in a very long time, and it was definitely a crazy ride from start to finish 😂 the polychrome taunting was the most relatable thing to come out of this stream
This whole run is
"yeah ill take this joker"
*Reroll*
"Bye bye joker"
He has become Balatro, Destroyer of Casinos....
No one can save us now...
If nobody got me I know that chaos the clown got me
I admire RT's dedication to chaos.
You should play the insanity that is the Balatro Cryptid Mod
I can’t believe Dan played his blueprints wrong the whole time…
It's hilarious to me that this game, made with LUA and spaghetti code, just powers through stacks of recursive calls to more than 300 cards without a sweat. Fucking amazing
Dan has successfully gotten me to play WAY too much Balatro. Recently got the achievement of getting over 1,000,000 score in one hand, that was absolutely ridiculous
Congratulations RT! You have completed the tutorial for Balatro!
I ought to buy this game myself. Saw a physical copy on sale for just 20.
Perhaps the true [naneinf] was the [TURN THE LEFT CARD INTO THE RIGHT CARD] we made along the way...
this video teaches you How 2 Become King
goes to show how important interest and savings are
very well played RT
33:11 me when im building a taxi in lego marvel superheroes
What's left of Balatro? Mods!
I'm watching this while waiting for day in don't starve
RUMBLE TUMBLE BALATRO TIME!
WHOOOOOP!
30:21 THE TIMING OMG
*When there are so many ways to break Balatro,*
*Is it truly broken, or is it merely baked into the design?*
I discovered balatro through your streams and at first I though it was just a fun card game but now I don’t want to play it as I’m scared it will give me existential dread
Just found your channel. Subbed for more!
get off here blawg you dumb bot
Congrats to Balatro for winning a few awards at the VGAs
As someone who has watched someone else play this seed; I could tell from the beginning Dan would fail. He started scaling his planets far too late.