WADE LITERALLY BREAKS HIS HAND | UNO

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  • I'm not joking, somehow Wade managed to dislocate his own hand in a fit of rage... You have to see it to believe it!
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  • @marbleswan6664
    @marbleswan6664 5 років тому +13645

    Two rules of UNO: Don't show your hand, and don't dislocate your hand.

    • @crimson_ichor
      @crimson_ichor 5 років тому +28

      @Artistic tomato lol

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 4 роки тому +61

      @Artistic tomato Depends on the game. Showing the playable backside of your cards is a main mechanic in UNO Flip.

    • @Ttomgap07
      @Ttomgap07 4 роки тому +6

      Great rule

    • @PunkyPlays
      @PunkyPlays 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @kairu_aname
      @kairu_aname 4 роки тому +28

      @@dansattah
      In this case just break your wrist every time the cards flip.

  • @mycommentsmayoffendyou6194
    @mycommentsmayoffendyou6194 5 років тому +15991

    “I JUST DISLOCATED MY HAND”
    Everyone else, calmly: “Really?”

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 5 років тому +580

      I mean, it's such a weird situation, between Wade being awfully collected about that, the fact he popped *his entire hand* off, which is rather uncommon I'd think...
      And yeah knowing later that he did that because of *Jazz Handing* is just frosting... Do Wade has hyperlax joints?

    • @lincolnsand5127
      @lincolnsand5127 5 років тому +47

      @@NWolfsson what's a hyperlax joint?

    • @thecrazycat4723
      @thecrazycat4723 5 років тому +6

      Karate Potato ya lol 😂 XD

    • @zerlichr426
      @zerlichr426 5 років тому +165

      @@lincolnsand5127 aka elastic joints that can dislocated easly. And i don't think he has.
      Still how you can DISLOCATE hand by Jazz handing. When i get angry i slam desk so hard, that desk bend and i NEVER had that problem.

    • @AlkalineSphere
      @AlkalineSphere 5 років тому +79

      I've seen wade slam his desk and even that never made him dislocate his hand.

  • @yourmomandthetapeworms8611
    @yourmomandthetapeworms8611 3 роки тому +5223

    Wade: “I wanna do something nice for my wife”
    Also Wade: *dislocates his wrist*

  • @panboo4628
    @panboo4628 2 роки тому +4291

    Wade: "Call me Achilles cuz my ankle hurts!" (15:50)
    Wade, not even a minute and a half later: *dislocates wrist* (17:00)
    F O R E S H A D O W I N G

  • @charlespip9562
    @charlespip9562 5 років тому +15265

    "I just jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated,"
    -Wade

  • @prajakthamallya9818
    @prajakthamallya9818 5 років тому +14941

    Wade: *legit dislocates his wrist*
    Mark & Bob: *casually continue playing*

    • @lonelypidgeon9519
      @lonelypidgeon9519 5 років тому +419

      Prajaktha Mallya I think they thought it was a bit, which is why they freaked out AFTER 😂

    • @jakedavis2954
      @jakedavis2954 4 роки тому +189

      Mark sounded concerned

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 4 роки тому +112

      Reminds me of the time when i broke my arm at school and none of the kids helped me (except for the teachers)
      It’s true i did break my arm. I was 5 years old and i think it was on a Thursday. I still have the scars from the operation from 8 years ago back in 2012. You know that scene in the 2nd harry potter movie where that dumb professor makes harry’s arm all bent? That was pretty much my arm. Anyway, imma go now. Bai

    • @absolutezer32
      @absolutezer32 4 роки тому +12

      Wow that's a good story

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 4 роки тому +17

      Absolute Zerø i dont even know why i even do this with my life. I just go from normal conversation to full on story lol

  • @snailmail2000
    @snailmail2000 3 роки тому +10209

    Everyone is talking about the jazz hand dislocation I'm just trying to figure out what Mark thought Wade said.

    • @desleastevens783
      @desleastevens783 3 роки тому +874

      He thought he said “I’ll make you sin” I think

    • @tiptoetallyhoe4439
      @tiptoetallyhoe4439 3 роки тому +989

      @@desleastevens783 I thought it was “I’ll suck your sin” I’m so confused and curious

    • @desleastevens783
      @desleastevens783 3 роки тому +155

      To watch I’m not quite sure about my guess. You could be right

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 роки тому +45

      same bro

    • @pingus1038
      @pingus1038 3 роки тому +53

      We a bit late to this vide but that’s okay

  • @annaisme16
    @annaisme16 3 роки тому +531

    Bob's softest most genuine little "no..." After Wade "beatboxed" was just.. painfully hilarious

  • @thinthle
    @thinthle 5 років тому +7652

    I thought he was gonna break his hand in a *RAGE* fit no no turns out it's *JaZz* Hands who could've known.

  • @olivermoth
    @olivermoth 5 років тому +27648

    doctor: so how exactly did you dislocate your hand?
    Wade: listen you’re gonna laugh

    • @ivodijkman137
      @ivodijkman137 5 років тому +1114

      I actually laughed so hard when reading this...
      So I guess YOU RITE!

    • @krewlex_ghost
      @krewlex_ghost 5 років тому +459

      @@ivodijkman137 Aww, me too, man

    • @Voltgloss
      @Voltgloss 5 років тому +191

      Perfect comment.

    • @OhStylerrYT
      @OhStylerrYT 5 років тому +35

      300th like

    • @juliansoria7733
      @juliansoria7733 5 років тому +41

      I laughed though

  • @emmasullivan2274
    @emmasullivan2274 3 роки тому +4284

    4:06
    Wade: "The clock is ticking"
    [Redacted] fans: *panik*

    • @churnedgnome752
      @churnedgnome752 3 роки тому +52

      top hat mark!

    • @jaimebibelot4398
      @jaimebibelot4398 3 роки тому +49

      He was so thrilled when he got the top hat. It's a shame he's dead now...

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 роки тому +42

      what's your pfp? I don't recognize it
      probably cus it's redacted

    • @sohanierampersaud7424
      @sohanierampersaud7424 3 роки тому +21

      I SAW THAT AND DASHED TO THE COMMENTS

    • @creeperqueen1805
      @creeperqueen1805 3 роки тому +7

      @@largeboy5577 Oh you poor soul. Whos gonna tell him?

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender 3 роки тому +3526

    Everyone's talking about how Wade dislocated his hand, or what Mark thought he said, but I'm just appreciating the fact Wade went ahead and waited to give his wife a raid.
    Just... so cute.

    • @Sophia-fk6km
      @Sophia-fk6km 2 роки тому +36

      What does that mean? I've been looking through the comments to understand

    • @Sophia-fk6km
      @Sophia-fk6km 2 роки тому +27

      What does giving her a raid mean?

    • @Sophia-fk6km
      @Sophia-fk6km 2 роки тому +270

      WAAAIT, like sending all your stream watchers over to her stream?? That's sweet- nvm, my brain figured it out through cRiTiCaL tHiNk ThOnKs

    • @pjesmile
      @pjesmile 2 роки тому +81

      @@Sophia-fk6km glad you figured it out, man!

    • @ericbelander2319
      @ericbelander2319 2 роки тому +7

      What did he think he said

  • @addison2038
    @addison2038 5 років тому +6340

    Mad respect for Wade continuing Uno after dislocating his wrist 😂😂😂

    • @codemorio
      @codemorio 5 років тому +101

      I can tell you that a dislocated elbow hurts like hell, a wrist must be as painful if not more

    • @addison2038
      @addison2038 5 років тому +63

      CodeMariokids oh for sure, I dislocated my shoulder and and my God did it hurt 😂 I can’t image a wrist

    • @gavincarle3063
      @gavincarle3063 5 років тому +25

      I've done both, wrist isn't as bad personally

    • @JTRAPDOOR1
      @JTRAPDOOR1 5 років тому +26

      Not all heroes wear capes

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 5 років тому +13

      The wrist should hurt less cause you move you're shoulders more often just keep your wrist staright it's harder to keep your shoulder straight

  • @electricanimations6183
    @electricanimations6183 5 років тому +5490

    Highlights of this video:
    1. Wade dislocates his hand. 16:58
    2. Wade beat boxes as a robot. 12:58

    • @katesmallwood4192
      @katesmallwood4192 4 роки тому +129

      Electric Animations don’t forget his ankle pain moment lmao

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 4 роки тому +73

      And when mark thought wade said a dirty word

    • @imnotusingthisanymore2300
      @imnotusingthisanymore2300 4 роки тому +9

      where timestamps?

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 4 роки тому +2

      10 subs with videos just watch the video

    • @OscarBoscar889
      @OscarBoscar889 4 роки тому +5

      your our savior. and the reason why im reading the comments

  • @MiningOrik
    @MiningOrik 3 роки тому +2462

    "The clock is ticking." Not anymore Wade.

    • @mementomori3411
      @mementomori3411 3 роки тому +47

      Don’t do that don’t give me hope

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 роки тому +49

      The clock never stops ticking
      Death is inevitable
      ~ Unus Annus

    • @nishinyaa
      @nishinyaa 3 роки тому +16

      🖤🤍

    • @Lou-Lou-
      @Lou-Lou- 3 роки тому +16

      Unus Annus

    • @Unlucky1238
      @Unlucky1238 3 роки тому +17

      Memento mori

  • @XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX
    @XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX 4 роки тому +545

    Anyone else think it's real sweet how Wade was willing to slog through more Uno to give his wife a sweet raid? And Bob and Mark are happy to help?

    • @savanna4898
      @savanna4898 3 роки тому +7

      Memento Mori

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +1

      @@savanna4898 Unus. Annus.

    • @bubblenest2572
      @bubblenest2572 6 місяців тому

      What does this mean to “give a raid”?

    • @XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX
      @XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX 6 місяців тому

      @@bubblenest2572 it's a twitch thing. Streamers on twitch "raid" each other when they're done streaming, as in bring their viewers to another stream. It's a big boost to their viewers and it's a nice thing to do.

    • @hiwaga7399
      @hiwaga7399 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@bubblenest2572 it's a twitch feature where at the end of your livestream you can send all your viewers to wath someone else's livestream.

  • @figgy4540
    @figgy4540 5 років тому +4383

    Wade: OW MY WRIST JUST POPPED. I JUST DISLOCATED MY HAND!
    Mark: rEaLy

    • @withdrawn_illustrator356
      @withdrawn_illustrator356 5 років тому +51

      Anthony Figueroa Bob: Huh?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +63

      You gotta wonder, Mark is in disbelief, but I can't determine if it was lack of faith, or of the stupidity.

    • @obamamii1790
      @obamamii1790 5 років тому +6

      I was the 1,000th like

    • @bdubmcgee1953
      @bdubmcgee1953 5 років тому +2

      @@obamamii1790 I was the 1010 like

    • @paceclark9766
      @paceclark9766 5 років тому +1

      When did he break it

  • @saraliz241
    @saraliz241 5 років тому +6639

    “I jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated” is such a mood

    • @chickenchoicejudy
      @chickenchoicejudy 4 роки тому +7

      How?

    • @saraliz241
      @saraliz241 4 роки тому +77

      For people confused about how I find this a mood....I’m an awkward theatre kid........I tend to do jazz hands often

    • @armaanahmad6504
      @armaanahmad6504 4 роки тому +5

      Artistic tomato I think it could also symbolise how u do dumb stuff so much that u eat urself in problems (that’s what it can symbolise, not talking about u)

    • @kellym9190
      @kellym9190 4 роки тому +3

      That’s the whitest injury ever 🤣

    • @redisaverycoolcolor6520
      @redisaverycoolcolor6520 4 роки тому +3

      Actually... it’s not

  • @aidanvannynatten2787
    @aidanvannynatten2787 2 роки тому +310

    0:38 “He loaned it to me and I’m giving it back, with interest” Wade Barnes, you drop some intellectual gems every now and then, despite them being subtle and easy to miss.

  • @Romandy13
    @Romandy13 3 роки тому +435

    14:00 Mark laughing so hard that he nearly misses his timer made me internally panic for a minute.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 роки тому +2

      Why are they even laughing I don’t get it

    • @Lol-sv1zy
      @Lol-sv1zy 2 роки тому

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 wade being stupid

    • @_riddlemethis
      @_riddlemethis Рік тому +3

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 it’s just funny, you’re playing with friends so you’re gonna laugh

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Рік тому

      @@_riddlemethis well yeah but…. At the time stamp nothing funny has happened

    • @_riddlemethis
      @_riddlemethis Рік тому +3

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 YOU don’t have to find it funny, they did though, things are funnier when you’re again, with friends

  • @FredbearOfficial
    @FredbearOfficial 5 років тому +13682

    🎵 I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS...🎵
    **LOUD CRACK**
    🎵*wade cries in tune*🎵

    • @Skippito2004
      @Skippito2004 5 років тому +242

      Fred bear this actually made me laugh. I applaud you 👏🏻

    • @christytompkins4518
      @christytompkins4518 5 років тому +21

      Lol

    • @bettrthnur1039
      @bettrthnur1039 4 роки тому +205

      🎵I CAN MAKE YOUR HAND CRACK🎵
      Same thing

    • @RednightPpman97
      @RednightPpman97 4 роки тому +16

      The time?

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 4 роки тому +37

      I'm trying not to laugh because I'm in a reastraunt

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 років тому +2110

    I need to see Wade's footage now. An achievement as magical as obtaining an injury by jazz hands-ing too hard needs to be seen to be believed. Lmao..

    • @anastasiadzincioloski4911
      @anastasiadzincioloski4911 5 років тому +44

      I'm waiting for his upload lol

    • @royalradio1976
      @royalradio1976 5 років тому +12

      you can find him on twitch. just go there.

    • @theun-bearablefriends8014
      @theun-bearablefriends8014 5 років тому +112

      I was in the stream and it was kinda funny and sad at the same time cause he jazz handsed and all of the sudden he doubled over and then when the stream ended we went to Molly’s stream because they raided and everyone was telling her that wade needed to take care of his hand and that he broke it

    • @irrelevantperson785
      @irrelevantperson785 5 років тому +14

      @@theun-bearablefriends8014 Oh, dang. She took care of him shortly afterwards, yeah?

    • @Effect-Without-Cause
      @Effect-Without-Cause 5 років тому +33

      The streams name was "Three Peens in A Pod (July 9, 2019)" just after 04:53:30 in case someone wants to look up the vod.

  • @stabbamonroll
    @stabbamonroll 4 роки тому +150

    Okay but like...Wade in a super good mood from doing something nice for Molly is so wholesome

  • @sittin.on.da.counter4122
    @sittin.on.da.counter4122 3 роки тому +380

    "My wife streams in five minutes" 🥺🥺🥺 I hope that molly and wade stay together forever they're so adorable and he wanted to be there

  • @harig6028
    @harig6028 5 років тому +1834

    First, Wade explodes. Then, Wade breaks his hand.
    Next Video: Wade literally cleaves himself in half

    • @juicymoose8968
      @juicymoose8968 5 років тому +19

      This comment is so underrated

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 5 років тому +5

      Wasn't that in an animation?

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 5 років тому +22

      Wade literally shits out his kidneys and needs a machine to live!

    • @J-Boy69420
      @J-Boy69420 5 років тому +5

      Probably. Most likely. And it'll be by Barbara's hand.

    • @keekee2880
      @keekee2880 5 років тому +1

      Wade f*cking dies xD

  • @silverlight6074
    @silverlight6074 5 років тому +2786

    11:45
    *Globox AI reveals Mark's hand to everyone*
    Wade: "Hey Mark, you have a +2?"

    • @remwastaken
      @remwastaken 5 років тому +55

      @@ianknowlton5172 no, i'm 100% sure everyone could see it

    • @Gokuisa
      @Gokuisa 5 років тому +18

      @@remwastaken They even mentioned that the AI was looking at Mark's cards, they couldn't see his hand, it was a card that specifically let the AI look at someone else's cards.

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 5 років тому +26

      Haidenisa no it’s everyone, in he past you could see through marks perspective other peoples hands hat were revealed

    • @silverlight6074
      @silverlight6074 5 років тому +9

      @@ianknowlton5172 Counter-point; go to "REVERSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE!! | UNO" at 36:39, where the AI plays the same card and reveals Wade's hand to the table. Or at least to Mark's perspective, maybe it discriminates against Bob.

    • @silverlight6074
      @silverlight6074 5 років тому +13

      @@Gokuisa You're thinking of when someone challenges a Wild Draw Four. In *that* situation, only the challenger gets to see the other player's hand, to check for cards matching the previous color

  • @foxworthh3264
    @foxworthh3264 3 роки тому +619

    doctor: so how exactly did you dislocate your hand?
    Wade: you’re gonna laugh

    • @alyssanash8230
      @alyssanash8230 3 роки тому +12

      Knowing how you dislocate something is a lot better then waking up with dislocated wrists and not knowing how it happened

    • @MattEddsworld
      @MattEddsworld 3 роки тому +13

      You stole this comment

    • @boopexists6294
      @boopexists6294 3 роки тому +7

      @@MattEddsworld jokes are meant to be shared

    • @Shark_Gutz
      @Shark_Gutz 3 роки тому +2

      I dislocated my kneecap by kneeling and I- ummmmmmm...........yeah- o,o"" (i've done this multiple times)

    • @xxlemonkiaxx610
      @xxlemonkiaxx610 3 роки тому +2

      Copied comment -_- this is 7 months old and the original was 1 year ago

  • @KaiKatasukii
    @KaiKatasukii 3 роки тому +181

    mark: *calls bob wade*
    wade: uhh that's bob
    a few minutes later
    mark: *asks bob what color he needs*
    wade: *answers for bob*
    bob is the confirmed braincell that wade and mark are not allowed to have

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 5 років тому +3493

    Wade dislocated his wrist when NOT playing with Barbara.
    A statistical improbability!!

  • @shygamegeek5330
    @shygamegeek5330 5 років тому +4384

    Wade in the hospital.
    Doctor: “Ok sir. How did you break your hand?”
    Wade: “Well....... it was just a typical day of Online Uno with friends........”

    • @xplrscar1201
      @xplrscar1201 5 років тому +5

      Bruhhhhh

    • @lead_tv
      @lead_tv 5 років тому +98

      "I unoed too hard"

    • @datgamerulike4239
      @datgamerulike4239 5 років тому +34

      "...and I was listening to "All That Jazz"..."

    • @anonymousperidot7446
      @anonymousperidot7446 5 років тому +24

      Doctor: “That’s the 5th case this mouth.”

    • @dan-xl4mg
      @dan-xl4mg 5 років тому +7

      U was playing tag once with my friends and he jumped over a fence and I tried the same thing and I fell on my hand and broke it lol😂😂 the funny part about it I didn't stop playing tag for 5 more minutes when I noticed it

  • @DrunkenHorseman
    @DrunkenHorseman 4 роки тому +116

    Wade: Hand gets dislocated for 3 seconds and in pain
    Mark: *flabbergasted*

  • @ashleyberkowitz8772
    @ashleyberkowitz8772 3 роки тому +121

    “Oh, I dislocated my hand!”
    *Everyone else keeps playing*

    • @aethstan2330
      @aethstan2330 3 роки тому

      It popped back in so there's no reason to.stop it when he's using his right

    • @dexeronstarsurge
      @dexeronstarsurge 3 роки тому +1

      @@aethstan2330 well, i mean.. He should have immediately got himself to a doctor..

    • @aethstan2330
      @aethstan2330 3 роки тому +2

      @@dexeronstarsurge they'd have done nothing, if anything they'd have popped it back in place but he already did that so there's no need, if anything they'd say to have painkillers if it Hurts

  • @Mothkid666
    @Mothkid666 4 роки тому +6919

    Mark: Talk slower Wade, talk slower
    Wade: *M A S T U R B A T I O N*

    • @inferno367
      @inferno367 4 роки тому +24

      Time?

    • @tanisha9621
      @tanisha9621 3 роки тому +74

      @@inferno367 19:47

    • @brynh.9311
      @brynh.9311 3 роки тому +37

      I was looking through the comments and I saw this and was like “wtf?”
      And then Wade said it at the exact moment I thought that🤣😂

    • @sinney4900
      @sinney4900 2 роки тому +1

      Okay, but like, most left-handed people still masturbate with their right hand

    • @sinney4900
      @sinney4900 2 роки тому +3

      @@luminary_ how do you think?

  • @starchild3238
    @starchild3238 5 років тому +1247

    Wade’s wife: How did you hurt your hand?
    Wade: Jazz hands 👐

    • @ConfettiBerg
      @ConfettiBerg 5 років тому +11

      It's very dangerous you know.

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 5 років тому +9

      Specifically, "Jazz hands-ing to hard"

    • @axolotl0424
      @axolotl0424 5 років тому +6

      Molly: Yeah, that makes sense

    • @samrzhevskyy
      @samrzhevskyy 5 років тому +2

      Molly: idiot 😂
      Because Molly is a savage

    • @naulathecat991
      @naulathecat991 5 років тому

      @@samrzhevskyy I read that Mongelly

  • @codyblencowe8914
    @codyblencowe8914 3 роки тому +81

    I love wade right at the end: "go give my wife love... not the kind that would make me jealous" 😂

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +151

    1:55 It's a small detail, but that strangled noise Wade makes when something terrible happens always makes me smile.

  • @jessica.a295
    @jessica.a295 5 років тому +2969

    0:31 I’m sorry but this editing deserves more recognition.

    • @nonjostreams
      @nonjostreams 5 років тому +14

      Jessica. A i agree

    • @Xazyv
      @Xazyv 5 років тому +28

      You're right, that's pretty good
      :3

    • @nikoletak
      @nikoletak 5 років тому +2

      I rate it a sold 11 out of 10

    • @CM-rt6ki
      @CM-rt6ki 5 років тому +2

      Jessica. A
      10/10 would recommend

    • @browhattheactualfu-2659
      @browhattheactualfu-2659 5 років тому +1

      You sent me to an ad XD

  • @freakinidiot2796
    @freakinidiot2796 5 років тому +4236

    17:00 Markiplier: **snaps**
    Wade: *_*Hand pops*_*

    • @novajohnson4302
      @novajohnson4302 4 роки тому +172

      i knew that if i scrolled down far enough i would find it

    • @SKII7LES
      @SKII7LES 4 роки тому +92

      I don’t think mark, snapped I think that was wade’s hand popping

    • @freakinidiot2796
      @freakinidiot2796 4 роки тому +75

      @@SKII7LES ik but u dont have to ruin the meme that markiplier is kinda thanos lmao

    • @jaredargento1511
      @jaredargento1511 4 роки тому +31

      Que the X-Files theme!

    • @ralphlotus
      @ralphlotus 4 роки тому +13

      That pop was nasty yo

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost 3 роки тому +179

    The fact that wade kept streaming so he could raid his wife to makeup for last night it so sweet.

  • @emmettseggsack8750
    @emmettseggsack8750 Рік тому +63

    To this day I wanna know what mark possibly could’ve thought wade said

    • @andyt6119
      @andyt6119 Рік тому +1

      I think r*pe your sins instead of sake your sins

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 7 місяців тому

      I know, I'm very confused by that one

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 6 місяців тому

      if you guys never figured it out, he thought wade said "ill r*pe your sins"

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 6 місяців тому

      at least i think so

  • @PineappleGamen
    @PineappleGamen 5 років тому +637

    “I jazz handed so hard that I dislocated my hand” Wade 2019

  • @mmortimus
    @mmortimus 4 роки тому +8726

    Wade: *breaks his hand*
    Doctor: how did you break your hand?
    Mark: tHiS iS fUcKiNg BaRbRaS fAuLt!

  • @avagene3335
    @avagene3335 3 роки тому +67

    Common: Mark and Wade fighting for Bob
    Rare: Bob and Wade fighting for Mark
    A myth: Mark and Bob fighting for Wade

  • @preston3048
    @preston3048 2 роки тому +28

    I love how you can straight up here his wrist pop back into place 17:05.

  • @artwizardsam3238
    @artwizardsam3238 5 років тому +6588

    That ending is Hilarious I've watched it like five times!
    *"Go give my wife love, n-not the kind that makes me jealous"*
    **Mark flinches**

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 4 роки тому +29

      Wait wot

    • @artwizardsam3238
      @artwizardsam3238 4 роки тому +50

      @@roro_lea 20:28

    • @Rin-cx3hd
      @Rin-cx3hd 4 роки тому +14

      I read that as it happend

    • @drea94
      @drea94 4 роки тому +5

      That's not a 'flinch' though?

    • @smokinggnu6584
      @smokinggnu6584 4 роки тому +80

      @@drea94 That's more of a ''please stop talking'' face.

  • @the_doot_slayer4301
    @the_doot_slayer4301 5 років тому +1579

    "With great power, comes with great ass."
    - Wade2019

  • @crazycarter5205
    @crazycarter5205 3 роки тому +79

    Mark: "i can't win on tuesday..."
    Bob: "haha...oh it is tuesday"
    me: "HOLY SHIT ITS TUESDAY"
    *runs out the door*

    • @Sophia-fk6km
      @Sophia-fk6km 2 роки тому +1

      HOLY CRAP IT'S TUESDAY!! AUGUST 17 2021

    • @siren_oleander3
      @siren_oleander3 Рік тому

      Watching on Tuesday, December 20, 2022 what are the freaking odds of that

    • @Sammi238
      @Sammi238 Рік тому +1

      Heat of the moment?

  • @lindsm01
    @lindsm01 2 роки тому +29

    how did Bob & Mark not absolutely lose their sh*t when Wade started beat boxing as a robot at 13:00 ? my and my sister just laughed for five minutes straight so hard we couldn’t breathe..

  • @r8cubing666
    @r8cubing666 4 роки тому +13061

    Wade: *jazz hands*
    Wade's wrist: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

  • @SasukeTheCursed
    @SasukeTheCursed 5 років тому +3355

    I think Wade needs to be escorted to the hospital. He refuses to go on his own, and it seems like hes falling apart. I mean Jazz hands dislocated his wrist? His pinkie has been tingling for several days? I think its time for an intervention.

    • @kimjohnson2742
      @kimjohnson2742 5 років тому +71

      tru dat it seems like he has some problems

    • @SuperAdnan117
      @SuperAdnan117 5 років тому +92

      Turnip soup.

    • @nikkit.5959
      @nikkit.5959 5 років тому +99

      The pinkie thing likely isn't a big deal, probably just an irritated nerve that needs time to heal. My arm and some of my fingers were numb/tingly along my medial nerve for a couple of weeks earlier this year and everything's fine now. Medication can help it along too tho.

    • @logandavis5738
      @logandavis5738 5 років тому +20

      The pinkie thing sounds like a mini stroke

    • @falu3615
      @falu3615 5 років тому +10

      sans

  • @rev0568
    @rev0568 3 роки тому +34

    I love how after the first match when Bob wins, Wade near instinctively begins to yell out Barbara.

  • @babicrisdias100
    @babicrisdias100 3 роки тому +416

    "The clock is ticking!" Oh, the ptsd...

    • @ne0n_bl1tz
      @ne0n_bl1tz 3 роки тому +2

      Ack-

    • @lydielooo
      @lydielooo 3 роки тому +13

      i can’t tell what’s worse; the ptsd, or the fact that ur name is barbara

    • @babicrisdias100
      @babicrisdias100 3 роки тому +3

      @@lydielooo HAHAHAHA yeah, about that...

    • @poof5412
      @poof5412 2 роки тому

      I feel you don't know what ptsd is

    • @kani5970
      @kani5970 3 місяці тому

      ​@@poof5412you dont know what a joke is

  • @k1lljoy07
    @k1lljoy07 5 років тому +788

    “Alright Mark, you can have your hand back”

    • @Jvcksoo
      @Jvcksoo 5 років тому +10

      Butterpillar Person scrolling through the comment section I hope you have a super excellent day!!!!! 😊 Love from a small youtuber💕

    • @victoriatal7842
      @victoriatal7842 5 років тому

      If u know what i mean

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 років тому

      MEB_TIC_96 yes.

    • @skarrynight3360
      @skarrynight3360 5 років тому +1

      That's weird Wade's the one who messed up his hand.
      Yes I know it's a joke.

  • @samuelgross5554
    @samuelgross5554 4 роки тому +6372

    I love how when wade tries to be funny, it results in an awkward silence, but when he is just being Wade he just naturally says or does something that is just so rediculous or.......wade-like, it ends up being hilarious

    • @micahdadbeh5955
      @micahdadbeh5955 3 роки тому +198

      That’s kind of like what people say about me. When I try to be funny and never works out but when I do something stupid on accident everyone just start laughing

    • @chevyj9789
      @chevyj9789 3 роки тому +86

      @@micahdadbeh5955 Dude fucking same bro,
      I just feel like everybody fucking hates me

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +118

      I can't think of a single time Wade made a joke and made everybody break down laughing. Like you said, though, I can think of several case where he nearly killed Mark or Bob or both with laughter just saying stuff.

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 2 роки тому +25

      Thats actually how it goes for most people who are trying to be funny on purpoise

    • @karissaruppert-kan3726
      @karissaruppert-kan3726 2 роки тому +26

      13:58 perfect example of wade being hilarious without telling a joke

  • @noone4302
    @noone4302 3 роки тому +27

    honestly just the fact they all wanted to raid the stream afterwards is just so wholesome...like aww

  • @natalielukens4525
    @natalielukens4525 3 роки тому +252

    Wade: "The clock is ticking!"
    Mark making fun of him: "Oh oh yeah the clock."
    *4 months later*
    Unus Annus is born

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter 5 років тому +1355

    I once sneezed and dislocated my shoulder and then went on with my day so yeah, Wade, I feel you

  • @slimmii111
    @slimmii111 5 років тому +1827

    17:57
    “No the hand bone connects to the wrist bone, Mark”

    • @dramaticate1885
      @dramaticate1885 5 років тому +38

      So i was going through the comments and right as I read this he said it.

    • @slimmii111
      @slimmii111 5 років тому +3

      Savannah Rushing nice😂😂

    • @dennisparraga9626
      @dennisparraga9626 5 років тому +3

      Savannah Rushing
      You lucky bastard

    • @ButterTaint
      @ButterTaint 5 років тому +11

      Oh yeah it's big brain time

    • @lillieteehee6953
      @lillieteehee6953 5 років тому +2

      Savannah Rushing lmao I constantly get a weird kind of luck with that

  • @kylie7177
    @kylie7177 3 роки тому +128

    “the clock is ticking”
    mark: “tHe ClOcK iS tIcKiNg? oH rEaLlY?”
    mark on november 15th, 2019: *the clock is ticking*

  • @kyrandix5458
    @kyrandix5458 2 роки тому +41

    wade: AHHHHHH I DISLOCATED MY HAND AHHHH
    His hand is dislocated and screaming
    Pops into place*
    Also wade (calm) oh it popped into place thank god it popped into place
    Me: 😂🧐😂🧐😂🧐😂🧐

  • @biscuitfacegamer256
    @biscuitfacegamer256 5 років тому +1025

    "With great power comes a great ass."
    -Wade, 2019

  • @melodybishop6279
    @melodybishop6279 5 років тому +731

    Mark: We have to go for another minute.
    Also Mark: **wins immediately**

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 4 роки тому +42

    I miss the multiple face cams whenever Markiplier and his friends play Uno.

  • @lumintree3139
    @lumintree3139 3 роки тому +16

    I was really weirded out by the beginning of this video because everyone was so calm but then I realized I just watched Mark and Wade rage at Pogo stuck.

  • @jazmin5616
    @jazmin5616 4 роки тому +6566

    16:57 Wade starts talking and then injures himself.
    17:07 you can hear the pop as Wade pops his wrist back into place. (Also, ow?!)

    • @wannabemoiramain9227
      @wannabemoiramain9227 4 роки тому +537

      Jordan Mills oh god just click that time stamp over and over and the pop gets worse every time. And yes ow

    • @mercuryboy7448
      @mercuryboy7448 4 роки тому +115

      Holy shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhh sjdgeonsgjwjshdkeeeceuisnals dear God I'm dieing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 4 роки тому +281

      That's actually not the sound of Wade's wrist that's just the sound of the game. You can tell if you watch the clip on his Twitch.

    • @AtlanticGiantPumpkin
      @AtlanticGiantPumpkin 4 роки тому +103

      Thank you for this cause I got PTSD from dislocating my joints many times a year.

    • @jamisanmatalonis8458
      @jamisanmatalonis8458 4 роки тому +36

      I legit almost vomited

  • @gamerman0252
    @gamerman0252 5 років тому +1339

    Let’s hope Wade went to the doctor after this because dislocating your hand from just jazzing is a really bad thing

    • @isabellamcburnett2622
      @isabellamcburnett2622 5 років тому +41

      Gamerman02 A.O.N I read that as just jizzing....I blame Mark for my mind🤣

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper 5 років тому +52

      @@isabellamcburnett2622 If he dislocates his hand from Jizzing, he should probably still go see a doctor. 😁

    • @theabsoluteworstest
      @theabsoluteworstest 5 років тому +20

      In a previous installment of uno wade says his pinky had been numb for a few days

    • @elitememes5048
      @elitememes5048 5 років тому

      Gamerman02 A.O.N 1000th like

    • @Ali_Radmard
      @Ali_Radmard 5 років тому

      Your 1000th like

  • @aoishiro7113
    @aoishiro7113 3 роки тому +20

    16:03 my bad sense of humour kicked in when I started DYING of laughter when Wade said "Thats why they call it ankle (window) pane". I literally couldnt breathe for like a solid 2 minutes XD

  • @dawnwolf6755
    @dawnwolf6755 2 роки тому +5

    The Eminem song Wade was talking about was 'love the way you lie' the line was: "Get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane" for anyone wondering.

  • @novaofthenorth
    @novaofthenorth 4 роки тому +4134

    "That's why that call it ankle pain"
    Most underrated moment of this episode. Go wade 😂✊

  • @d-man779
    @d-man779 5 років тому +626

    Wade wins The First Person To Break Their Hand In Uno Award

    • @aidenroy2569
      @aidenroy2569 5 років тому +22

      dennis min clearly have never played a good old fashion family game of uno before... shit gets real, bones break.

    • @Amixan0402
      @Amixan0402 5 років тому +2

      Virtual uno

    • @thegooobley1993
      @thegooobley1993 5 років тому +10

      @@aidenroy2569 my brother won 2 rounds in a row.
      He's still taking his dirt nap

    • @jaemae-td1qk
      @jaemae-td1qk 5 років тому +5

      Hahahahaha ha... well y’see, I won that first-
      I slammed the table so hard that my wrist fractured. Please do not ask.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 років тому

      Maain X and nothing gets broken playing virtual gold either, right?

  • @Fortyjw2oq
    @Fortyjw2oq Рік тому +24

    13:54 this shit made my day

  • @BruceHenals
    @BruceHenals 3 роки тому +14

    Imagine explaining that to the doctor; “I broke my hand after jazz handing whilst playing an online game of digital uno”

  • @limelacroixcan
    @limelacroixcan 4 роки тому +16953

    "Is that the same hand that your pinkie tingles on?" Idk why that's so wholesome to me, they're like an old married couple lol

  • @spencerphillips5019
    @spencerphillips5019 5 років тому +385

    Well to be honest i was expecting wade to rage and smash his wrist against his desk but nope he committed jazz hands wrist dislocation

  • @evelynjenkins4456
    @evelynjenkins4456 3 роки тому +19

    I feel like not enough people are talking about Wade beatboxing as a robot

  • @jacksoupticeye
    @jacksoupticeye 3 роки тому +9

    I just chipped my tooth by biting on soft licorice too hard, and now all I can think of is Wade saying "It's so funny because that's such a stupid way to get hurt!"

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 5 років тому +656

    The thumbnails are always so high energy and then it’s just three dudes chilling all calm for a bit

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 5 років тому +25

      Wade is not calm.

    • @gabrielross3659
      @gabrielross3659 5 років тому +15

      @@marinaraman8238 Two dudes chilling all calm for a bit while Wade breaks his hand doing jazz hands at double twos

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 5 років тому +2

      @@gabrielross3659 I'm a little scared for Wade.
      No joke.

    • @zipzedziltch1813
      @zipzedziltch1813 5 років тому

      I uh....for a BIT

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 5 років тому

      @Kahlistra I am the 668th like.

  • @toverstaf3847
    @toverstaf3847 5 років тому +561

    Right when Wade dislocated his wrist I got a notification of jablinski games' new video "Broken wrists and old friends"

    • @silverraxtus9622
      @silverraxtus9622 5 років тому +21

      Coincidence? I think not.

    • @aerofbreath
      @aerofbreath 5 років тому +2

      For some reason I read that as mark

    • @tickles61
      @tickles61 5 років тому +1

      That is just too perfect....

  • @ThePigeonsNest
    @ThePigeonsNest 2 роки тому +16

    Does anyone else wonder what Mark thought he heard what Wade said? "I'll take your sin." If anyone knows, please... I am wondering even to this day :c

    • @miraclewolf2760
      @miraclewolf2760 Рік тому +1

      Idk I want to know as well

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on 6 місяців тому

      if you guys never figured it out im pretty sure he thought wade said "ill r*pe your sins"

  • @XIVs_abyss
    @XIVs_abyss 3 роки тому +13

    "The clock is ticking!"
    "Oh yeah? The clock? Uh YeAh ClOcK."
    * Unus annus flashbacks intensify *

  • @bendrowned4021
    @bendrowned4021 5 років тому +171

    This was surprisingly the most chill part of Uno... *Wade causally breaks hand whilst using the power of jazz*

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 5 років тому +159

    Okay but it’s actually really cute that wade wanted to prolong the game (despite being hungry) so he could send all their viewers to his wife

  • @stupidthefish4981
    @stupidthefish4981 3 роки тому +17

    Wade: The clock is ticking!
    Me: Yeah, yeah it sure is...

  • @The_Firevenus
    @The_Firevenus 3 роки тому +7

    I rewatched this and man, that sweet of Wade wanted to raid his wife stream. The jazz hand was funny, but that moment was sweet and Bob+mark on board with that aww

  • @cjthesorceress7937
    @cjthesorceress7937 5 років тому +411

    Wade: Oh, look at this, it's so nice and blue!
    Globox: *plays a blue draw 2*
    Wade: *has a mental and physical breakdown*

  • @messed.up.sleep.schedule4588
    @messed.up.sleep.schedule4588 5 років тому +1933

    Doctor: So tell me again how you hurt your hand?
    Wade: *_I jazz handed too hard_*
    Edit: Woah, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten. Thanks soo much! ❤️

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 5 років тому +29

      "I jazz handed too hard" thats wade language for: I did what i do in my spare time to hard

    • @lycanthis9963
      @lycanthis9963 5 років тому +2

      *insert JJJ's laugh from SP2*

    • @jaylincarey8436
      @jaylincarey8436 5 років тому +8

      5 bucks says the doctors mistakes him for saying jizzed in his hand 😂

    • @colonelcrockett2250
      @colonelcrockett2250 5 років тому +2

      @@supereststinger I made the mistake of drinking water while reading that lmao

    • @jakobdylan26
      @jakobdylan26 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • @carlagonzalez3669
    @carlagonzalez3669 3 роки тому +26

    Wade: “Mark do you have a plus two?”
    Mark: “sure don’t”
    Wade: “alright (:”
    *gets plus twoed”
    Mark:👁-👁
    Time stamp 11:56

  • @nerdydrawer7265
    @nerdydrawer7265 3 місяці тому +2

    the thing making me laugh is mark and bob's sounds of utter confusion that jazz handing dislocated his hand

  • @DestroyCirca
    @DestroyCirca 5 років тому +428

    I love how Mark remembers his friend has a tingle in his pinky. What a cute friend 😂

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 5 років тому +8

      I think this was filmed after the last UNO video.

    • @electricanimations6183
      @electricanimations6183 5 років тому +6

      @@marinaraman8238 Yea they did this vid and the last in one session so.

  • @UserDude
    @UserDude 5 років тому +2209

    Video title: "Wade literally breaks his hand"
    Me: "Did he rage so hard it broke?"
    Me: "Did his dogs made him trip on his wrist?"
    Me: "Did a dragon bust in the room and telepathically compelled him to hammer his own hand, and he failed the Will saving throw???"
    Wade: "I tried to do jazz hands..."

  • @tienshinhan4164
    @tienshinhan4164 3 роки тому +6

    Wade: The clock is ticking.
    Mark: WRITE THAT DOWN LIXIAN!

  • @ThePoorQualityCrew
    @ThePoorQualityCrew 3 роки тому +8

    THE CLOCK IS ALWAYS TICKING. MOMENTO MORI MOMENTO MORI *Rocks back and forth in the corner*

  • @hufflefluff3236
    @hufflefluff3236 5 років тому +5084

    Wade 2015: "I'm pretty sure I just broke my finger."
    Mark: "Wait really?!"
    Wade: "No. I don't think so."
    Mark: "What?! then why did you say that? There's No hyperbole here!"
    --Drunk Minecraft #67
    Wade 2019: "I just jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated,"
    Mark: "........."
    --Uno

    • @JustBeingACactus.
      @JustBeingACactus. 4 роки тому +47

      Anastasia Zito I just went back for the Minecraft video and was not disappointed lmao

    • @persiawiebe5761
      @persiawiebe5761 4 роки тому +9

      when did that one happen lol

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 4 роки тому +4

      @Gabrielle The Trickster Angel WAIT- SUPERNATURAL?
      -Please?-

    • @243CJ
      @243CJ 4 роки тому +8

      Damn the continuity in this show is fanatastic

    • @crimsonphoenix1175
      @crimsonphoenix1175 4 роки тому +8

      Did people literally not read #67

  • @erebus6335
    @erebus6335 4 роки тому +1502

    Mark: “Bob, I don’t do this out if spite-“ *draws a +2*
    Also Mark: *saves his +2 to screw him again later, this time WITH spite.*

    • @MrSirWivd
      @MrSirWivd 3 роки тому +35

      1st +2 - this one does not spark spite
      2nd +2 - this one sparks spite

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 2 роки тому +16

    13:10 the "no" of a very scared man

  • @J4C0B_F1RY
    @J4C0B_F1RY 3 місяці тому +4

    7:24 the pain in his voice
    “You know what? I’m regretting that decision.”

  • @kawaiikrystals7618
    @kawaiikrystals7618 5 років тому +784

    *Goes To the doctor*
    Doctor- “How did you dislocate your wrist?”
    Wade- “I Jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated”
    *Crickets*

    • @seangriffith1899
      @seangriffith1899 5 років тому +5

      Kawaii Krystals “you’ll never guess.”

    • @chessinator3000
      @chessinator3000 5 років тому +14

      Mark:Yeah we were just playing Uno.
      *crickets intensify*

    • @DanersMann
      @DanersMann 5 років тому +5

      Bob: Wade got to jump in on himself
      THE ROOM IS FILLED WITH CRICKETS

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 5 років тому +9

      “Get out of my office.”

    • @chessinator3000
      @chessinator3000 5 років тому +3

      @@ktony859
      "Aww....."

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 роки тому +9

    Wade: I shouldn't say the words "baby" and "peen" so close to each other.
    Me: Why not? Dan Avidan sang a whole song that was just that.

  • @treycalico8944
    @treycalico8944 2 роки тому +10

    Surprised no one gave him a shout out like “hey go sub to wade. So dedicated to getting content he dislocated his wrist mid-game and kept playing.”

  • @christalize763
    @christalize763 5 років тому +312

    Wade: OW! MY WRIST JUST POPPED!
    Everyone else: *Totally calm*

    • @hydrahayday5090
      @hydrahayday5090 5 років тому +13

      I keep watching that part over and over. I feel so bad for Wade but Mark's "really" is hilarious

    • @christalize763
      @christalize763 5 років тому +3

      @@hydrahayday5090 ikr

    • @evelynellis1962
      @evelynellis1962 5 років тому +3

      I have a feeling they were either confused or didn't believe it

    • @alexdrawsstuff5894
      @alexdrawsstuff5894 5 років тому +1

      Me: *Laughing my ass off*