I have an uncontrollable desire
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- Опубліковано 27 бер 2024
- Sadly, I can only traverse universes
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a meme about having an uncontrollable desire to collect plush toys from the angry birds franchise. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. - Комедії
Sadly, I can only traverse universes
Not since the accident.
Aw man :(
:(
the Angry Birds have not decided yet.
skill issue
my heart was weighed against an angry birds plush and it was heavier so I went to hell :/
May I recommend you the song "Lucifer, is that you?"
Yo they let you keep your phone and have wi-fi down there? Awesome.
And then the wolves came.
i can confirm, i was the plush
I can confirm, I was doing the weighing
Not the worst religion I've heard of.
@aaravpatel7310 he said "It's not the worst religion" though
Which ones are worse
Religion
@aaravpatel7310 Every faithful religious person says that
@@Joaquin_Peyronel Westborough baptists, for a start
This takes "being literally too angry to die" to a whole new plane of existence.
Hi
Hi 2
Hi 3: hello
Asura wrath
Hi 4: Rebirth of Hello
Only the early bird catches the wormhole between universes.
*applause with a tear in my eye* Poetry.
Correction, early ANGRY bird
HAH that is an amazing pun well done
As the prophecy foretold.
i was like "YES FINALLY SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME" and then the second sentence read and i was completely lost
You may be the Choosen One
@@SkullQueen33 i just love plushies when it came to angry birds i just lost all understanding i had of the video
"What is thy bidding, my Lord?"
*ANGRY BIRD NOISES*
"It shall be so, O great and angry one!"
aaaa huya
So let it be written…
So let it be done
@@weswolever7477and then the wolves came
HWAAAAA HEEEE
Aaaa, hinehha
“I- I just collect Angry Birds plushies because I think they’re neat.”
Is this at a meeting of transdimensional beings?
Angry Birds when Emotionally Well Adjusted Birds fly in
🎉
🥳
🐷
I disagree
hilarious joke
*"He who controls the Angry Birds plushies, controls the universe"*
"Save the Angry Bird plushies, save the world."
@@joebenzzis that a max steel reference
the eggs must flow
The person who collects the most pig plushes must duel him for control of the multiverse
You fools, I have already transcended this mortal plane as the expanse of the “Angry Birds” grows larger, consuming the entirety of my realm!
I used to do this all the time. They are still buried somewhere in this house.
OH GOD YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE
traverse universes, o mighty and furious one !
My uncontrollable desire is to collect every video on this channel
Good luck on your quest.
Same
Oh my god, you're the Jeaney Collects
@@santiagoyagustinfurrerwild1443
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Holy shit you're right
“You could make a religion out of this… wait, don’t.”
Ooooh, so THAT’S why the Bomb plushie I had as a kid was speaking in tounges when I found it in my basement years later!!
(But seriously though, that thing sounds DEMONIC and there’s no way to change the batteries. It’s not even that furby slow down speed up type thing, it sounds like someone waterboarded the speaker, ripped it out, blew all the water out of it with an air compressor, and put it back in like nothing ever happened)
Oh my God, I went through this phase several years back, and as a result, I have a collection of Angry Birds plushies. The strangest part of this, is that none of my birds were purchased in the normal way - they were all won from claw machines across the US, and from throwing darts at balloons at the Texas State Fair. Every last one. And I have more than a dozen.
Trying to play God to escape your own mortality will lead to a life of pain and suffering, often self-inflicted. The angry bird plushies represent this, as they only exist as a temporary escape of the fear of death. Is this essay I wi- *I explode into a bloody mess with perfect comedic timing*
Forgot to pray to the black angry bird I suspect
*DISTURBING THE PEAAACEE*
I like how they say that the entire universe will end after the sun explodes
For us the universe will end.
Not that the sun would actually explode. It hasn't enough mass for that.
@@poppers7317It will explode in aroumd 7.5 billion years
@@charlesn.750 the sun won't explode. It will grow in size and lose it's outer layers until there's only the core left. Then it will be a white dwarf.
@@poppers7317 Isn't that considered an explosion?
@@charlesn.750 no, this happens really slowly while an explosion is really quick. A supernova would be an explosion.
Um, sir… that’s the chaos emerald’s jobs
The trials of the great flying fury:
The consumption of the dirt
The war of mild annoyances
The launching of catapults
The genocide of pigs
"Reincarnated with an angry birds summoning system"
Damn! These ideas are writing themselves!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this person implying that they'll live long enough to see the end of the universe???
What mystical powers these angry bird plushes bestow. I must acquire some
ah yes, the angrapture. only the angriest will go to heaven.
I too have an uncontrollable desire.
To do what?
That's the uncontrollable part.
The slow fade in red bird killed me XD
Bro's high on something beyond our understanding
Yeah. High on metaphysical understanding of the universe
If collecting angry birds plushes is the path to true elightenment, then 8 year old me must've been an elder sage.
Dang
You’re the real first comment
Dang
"You can make a religion out of this"
no, don’t
and maybe call it capitalism 🤷🏻♂️
🥹 beautiful... human!
this person… this is what we call a keeper
Keeper of the birds
This is basically the plot of Homestuck but with birds instead of frogs.
Next installment in the MCU - _Angry Birds and the Infinity Plushies_
If I had this information, I don’t think I would’ve told anyone
I had a friend in my middle school who I hung out with a lot. He was really into collecting plushes and never missed an opportunity to get one. One time after school I was at his house and all we did for 2 hours was soaking angry birds in water and throwing them against the house's façade pretending that the water splatter was blood.
I will never have a better 2 hours in my life again.
Ah yes, the newest isekai
"I collected so many angry bird plushies that I became able to traverse the multiverse to collect even more of them"
I love it when manic episodes are represented properly in media
"Are you the strongest because you have the most angry birds, or do you have the most angry birds because you're the strongest?"
Good thing I got an early start in childhood.
I was going to suggest a pillow fight with the plushies, but I guess we're doing this...
Guys if we all follow a different religion then one of us will surely get to heaven and ask to save all the others
On my deathbed I will remember this and curse my lack of Angry Birds plushies; I was warned and did not believe.
i used to have a plushie of the orange bird. hes still my favorite angry bird. rest in pickles, orange bird plushie
The pauses between grammar really made that video a roller coaster
Bro can make a cult out of this
Bad news for him, the person who has the most angry birds is the one who owns the factory they were made in.
And so He spoke, "Wa himee-ma. WOOHOO!" Amen.
"The universe is soft, malleable and flexible, much like the humble plushie. The stitching bounds it all in one much like the fabric of space and time. The claw machine controls our fate, our right to the cuddly plush toys.
Control the plushies, control our fate. Control our destiny, achieve transcendance across thine boundless planes."
4.3k people believe they will ascend through Angry Birds plushies. We are clearly missing out on something.
This makes me happy
Your Angry Bird plush collection pales in comparison to my Pokemon plush collection! GOTTA COLLECT 'EM ALL!
If we’re all thinking the same thing, then no one’s thinking about pancakes
They shall rise *once again*
Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you've confused me for
If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform
I bought stuffed angry birds til I could buy no more
Screaming at the angels as they launched him through the door
You fool! Only the one with the most tungsten cubes shall ascend!
How would you ascend with all this mass??? You shall fall into the previous universe, the one where everyone wear sunglasses indoor
I have a giant angry bird plush who lives on my washing basket. He is about the size of a space hopper for tweens, and filled with real stuffing rather than beans or styrofoam. I won him at Thorpe Park on a day out with my best friend, one of those ladder climbing games. I am proud of him.
So THAT'S what Jeany collects
The businessman who got stuck with a warehouse full of these is going to wake up in the next universe and have no idea how he got there.
Wait a minute, "AGAIN" ?!
This is a brilliant marketing campaign
This video reminded me that Red and Blue have been collecting dust on my dresser. Their speakers don't work anymore but I still love them!
I also have two Stellas but I don't like her.
i am from a different realm to yours because i collected too many angry bird plushies and the universe caved in. however it will not stop me from achieving my goal
"unlimited power"
This... this is just the plot of an obscure anime
*My Brother:* "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our collectors' race will be legendary!"
I've also heard that,if you collect enough touhou fumos then Yukari herself will gap you to gensokyo
Can’t believe a carrot revealed the ultimate way to transcend time and space and become the being beyond human comprehension
*Through Angry Birds Plushies*
Thank you, Werner Collects
...Did I accidentally use the Mandala machine again?
This is one of those posts that just gets wilder with every sentence
Ok but what happens if the maximum number of angry birds possessed by two or more individuals is equal? Do multiple people ascend or do none?
I hope they accomplish their goals
When I reach the Three Judge angry bird plushes down in Hades, I can only hope they deem me worthy of Elysium.
When i saw the thumbnail i literally read this with your voice and accent in my head
Exactly how you did it in the video
This much wisdom from a UA-cam comment is rare.
Dudes gonna get Odium's Shard sooner or later
I couldnt predict a single line coming up
Scientists have yet to tap the unimaginable power of the universe-bending angry bird plushies
I literally listened to this in 2x speed and this changed my life
right, i just bought all of the ones on the market. this fool wont be the one to pull the strings on a new universe. i will.
Just as Prometheus gifted fire to man, the angry birds went against the flows of the god’s laws to grant us access to higher planes.
I love how squishy they are.
welp, i better start collecting
how did i get home just in time for this upload
Angry birds plushies believers when the tungsten cube truth finally is revealed:
I have an uncontrollable desire to collect plush toys from the Battle For Dream Island franchise.
"the end of the universe after the explosion of the sun"
"This white sugar is crazy."
You could make a religion outta this.
Bro collecting Angry Bird plush toys like they're horcruxes.
You fools, you do not know. Snappy the Crocodile is The One True Lord. I serve him as Mr. Lomax and a little Tealeaf did before me.
David Lynch was onto something with his Woody Woodpecker plushies.
Anger is one helluva drug.
How to instantly improve the plot of Starfield:
You will never match my power of THE BAD PIGGIES PLUSHES
I thought it was whoever had the AngriEST Birds.
I Think He’s Having A Mental Breakdown
That one Angry Birds Epic plushie youtube from years ago already did this.
Lol the Herzog style fit this perfectly
"You could make a religion out of this."