@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
I love the idea of Lixian receiving the file to edit this with absolutely zero context and having to just pick up what's going on and being absolutely confused and scared the whole time.
in my mind lixian wasnt sent this one, mark did it himself because he couldnt deal with the real time conversation of one of his friends seeing him smash and pass animals for half an hour
Mark's Criteria: - looks like it wants to - the right amount of tongue - vaguely feminine and pretty - cute but not too cute - mouth area isn't too dangerous - looks like it got skills - drills? - pile of rocks?? - pile of magnets???
@@thanoid2373 enters computer Smashes Firefox Doesn't elaborate leaves For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
Pokemon Challenge: Beat any pokemon game using only Mark's smashables EDIT: Fine, since you people are actually trying, let's add this rule: It's cool to use any starter but ONLY until your first smashable, and at most until Lv. 12. Also, he DID pick Blaziken, which makes Torchic available, and R/S/E a breeze.
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Smashes by generation: Gen 1: 13 (~8.6%) Gen 2: 2 (2%), its 2s all the way down Gen 3: 6 (~4.4%) Gen 4: 3 (~2.8%) Gen 5: 13 (~8.3%) Gen 6: 10 (~14.1%), although I feel like Florges should count for more points... Gen 7: 16 (~18.2%), with enthusiasm for Salazzle and Tsareena Gen 8: 10 (~11.2%) The order of smashes by density are generation 7, then 6, then 8, then 1 closely followed by 5, then 3, with 4 and 2 bringing up the rear. This data clearly shows that pokemon have been getting hotter with time (The theory that Mark's standards began to dip after gen 4 can be contested by his enthusiasm for Florges, Salazzle, and Tsareena.) The generation 1 outlier can be explained away by familiarity with the pokemon of that generation.
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass. While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
@@thetavernofchaos9418 It's an (atrocious) bot. Seriously, something really needs to be done about the bot situation. I'm certain it extends past UA-cam as well, but it is horrendous here.
I think thats whats extra funny is that like NO EXPLANATION. An impossible metric that only he understands, smashing arbok and ninetails all i know is that hes incredibly based
@@finngspeedruns I mean understandable in the sense that some are human-like enough to the point where there wouldn't be much of a difference between them and a human. Like, Gardevoir, Gothielle, hitmonchan, lopunny kind of. Those I can understand. Picks like weepinbell and the living sand castle are just WTF tho.
Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: smashes many pokemon that would cause unspeakable damage to himself and sells his reality for a smooch from an eldrich horror
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
@@TEAL_INDIGO maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects. half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
My favourite part of this has to be the little "Oddly Enough, Pass" implying that somewhere, deep in that Markibrain, there's a *logic* to what he's doing
Diglett = 2 inches tall Palossand = eats your soul if you enter its mouth Gorebyss = skewers you with its snout like a mosquito and drains your fluids until you die
Absolutely love the little moments when he says "smash" and looks completely surprised like 'really? looks like I just learned a little something about myself there.'
I love this. No introduction, no buildup, just down to business.
And then he leaves when he's finished..
Chadplier.
No foreplay, no pillow talk
Just, wham, bam, Alakazam
@@Puddlesoak oh my
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Never thought that line would be so appropriate.
@@ThatGuy-sf1cx Nah he passed on Alakazam
What I love is how on some of the smashes you know exactly what he’s thinking, but on others you have absolutely no idea.
vanilluxe???
I think some of them he meant literally smash. Like straight just shattering.
And then there's Tsareena.
Easy
55% obvious femininity.
20% are birds (chicken lickin' good).
20% are just buttplugs.
4% flashlights.
1% literal smash.
Like you know... Weepinbell. And for some not even he knows!
He seems to have some sort of rule… that is completely unpredictable
I honestly expected him to just play a loop of him saying "Pass" for each Pokémon, but I had to know he'd go above and beyond for us.
i wouldve liked that tbh
@KelvinBB cap
@KelvinBB no one asked, plus ratio
Don't reply, it only encourages them more
@KelvinBB no one asked kid
"smash, but why"
the pokémon he wanted to smash was so weird he even questioned himself
2:08
"I will not explain anything. I am not taking questions."
You don't have to. This experience pretty much explains itself.
Yeah. That he is a furry in denial.
honestly he got the ones that were clearly designed to cater to a certain audience correct
@@NoThankUBeQuiet I mean, the first two he chose were Ninetails and Beedrill. One obviously is about his denial as a masochist and the other is furry denial. I expected the ones that resembled large women to be on his list. Gardevoir was THE most PREDICTABLE ever.
i feel like he has a thing for wings, considering the amount of birds he said smash to
@@serge263 no
Mark: "that would definitely make me a furry. Pass!"
I think we crossed that line like 10 minutes ago Mark
Pretty sure we crossed that line the moment he pressed record
He said smash
Need a time stamp
@@yipy100 ah I apologize my brain became so traumatized that it hallucinated him saying pass 🧍♀️
@@yipy100 No, he said pass
The smash count doesn't go up
15:28
"That's just the moon, pass."
30 seconds before: *smashes a literal whale*
its like the skitty thing all over again
Good luck smashing that thing because you will spend a year looking for the hole
Just like your mom lol got em
@@rockruff7203 was gonna tell your sister the same thing, but I have to wait 9 months.
@Jolteon3720 what's the point in making sense?
I love the idea of Lixian receiving the file to edit this with absolutely zero context and having to just pick up what's going on and being absolutely confused and scared the whole time.
in my mind lixian wasnt sent this one, mark did it himself because he couldnt deal with the real time conversation of one of his friends seeing him smash and pass animals for half an hour
Okay reading both of these comments makes sense. I can see both scenarios being the case.
I love how he gives absolutely 0 further elaboration
Morte bianca qui questa non me la aspettavo (primo nel tuo commento)
none needed, i understand completely
-makes smash or pass pokemon edition video
-doesn't elaborate
-leaves
Knowing the amount of pokemon and the out of context feel, yep
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Absolutely superb closing statement
chad moment
True
It honestly annoys me, you can't just drop this on us and not explain why
Buh.. buh.. Mista Mawkapwia, we need to know why yed smash
@@rockycuro7737 for me its not why, more like how
"Smash, but why?"
It's like he doesn't know why he's doing this either.
n o o n e k n o w s
It's just his fav pokemon list.
What is a pass or a smash?
@@Mem_Pyroman idk either
@@Mem_Pyroman Get your dirty part of your mind working and you will figure it out.
3:40 he said pass to vaporeon? HE DOESNT KNOW, HE DOESNT KNOW
WHAT DOES HE NOT KNOW
Vaporeon rule 34....
No, it says in some Pokémon things vapereon can breed with humans
that's not funny
Cuz this was before
I love how with Bellsprout, Weepinbell and Victreebel, he was like "not enough", "✨Just Right✨", and "TOO MUCH".
like motherfucking Goldilocks and the Three Bears
teeth is a factor
victreebel*
I had to stop the video and laugh my ass off when he went " ~_~ ..... Smash. " at Weepinbell and "O_O PAAAASSS!!!" on Victreebel. Holy shit...
He definitely said 'what that mouth do?' when he saw Victreebel
"I'll not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions, goodbye"
Wise words Mark
Wise indeed
ABSOLUTE CHAD
How could you explain? Some are self explanatory but others… no clue.
Respect
@@turtlesoup0008 which ones confuse you
Mark's Criteria:
- looks like it wants to
- the right amount of tongue
- vaguely feminine and pretty
- cute but not too cute
- mouth area isn't too dangerous
- looks like it got skills
- drills?
- pile of rocks??
- pile of magnets???
-SANDCASTLE????
ice cream?!?!
Lol
- literally nothing????
- Whale????
1:49 I love how he immediately said pass.
Eowchies
he was like "PASSSSS"
I dunno, those teeth look pretty juicy…
Love how he takes a real long and calculative look and then just-
“Smash”
18:34
Absolutely zero hesitation for liligant though.
"I will not be explaining anything, I will not take any questions. Goodbye."
I respect this man.
Enters playground.
Smashes sandcastle.
Doesn't explain why.
Leaves.
@@omegahaxors9-11 chad
@@thanoid2373 enters computer
Smashes Firefox
Doesn't elaborate
leaves
For context, Mark said that he would smash Ninetails which is a literal fire fox
He ended the video as best he could, there was no better way to end it with just this message. Perfect video.
6 million views for random pokemon picks, it's obvious that he isn't trying and choosing random ones because he'd look like a weird guy if he put 2 seconds of thought into this. Man just wants to get paid today. Also comments are about as "I sniff my mom's panties for fun" as they come. Seen mark on and off for the last couple years. Props to him for getting a bag for such a down bad audience.
Pokemon Challenge: Beat any pokemon game using only Mark's smashables
EDIT: Fine, since you people are actually trying, let's add this rule: It's cool to use any starter but ONLY until your first smashable, and at most until Lv. 12.
Also, he DID pick Blaziken, which makes Torchic available, and R/S/E a breeze.
And pre-evolutions.
Marklocke
I'LL COME BACK TO THIS.
That would make for a killer thumbnail
Honestly not too bad.
20:16
Mark when he sees a sandcastle at a non-nude beach: “DAMN! My dreams must remain as dreams!”
I love how some of the most human-looking ones get passed over, but then he'd smash a whale, a sandcastle and fricking Stonehenge.
Dont forget the snake 😰
@@Salty_catz i mean…
@@boskeep1🤨🤨
@@boskeep1 they do swallow things whole
Font forget the tea cup
i love the ones where he says "smash" like he's just as surprised as we are
@mikoy huio same tho
@mikoy huio timestamp please!
@@vodkabread 0:21
@@vodkabread literally the beginning of the video lol
victreebell 1:48
I love how he’s just imagining the scenarios in his head before he says “smash” so suddenly.
Ikr
just like him imagining weepenbell
him at dugtrio
aw hell naw
just like he did to Lileep
“Smash. Buy w h y?” That’s what we’re all thinking Mark
*Mark looking at diglet:* Smash
*Dugtrio:* Allow us to introduce ourselves
Now we shall get *drumroll*
DUGSQUAD
Triple the fun
@Don't read profile photo did I just get replied to by the super smart person that’s super famous for people reading their profile pic? Wow I’m honoured!!
Mans want himself a whole DugOrgy
Wanted all 3 of them dugussys
I love how Mark says 'Pass' at a relatively okay volume, but most of the time he says 'smash' it's really quiet, like he's disappointed in himself xD
it is understandable
@@anekdoche7055 of course, anyone who calls Carnivine horrifying should be self loathing
cept for when he goes insane with the pass
But blaziken
Like how you be odd and watch r34
Smashes by generation:
Gen 1: 13 (~8.6%)
Gen 2: 2 (2%), its 2s all the way down
Gen 3: 6 (~4.4%)
Gen 4: 3 (~2.8%)
Gen 5: 13 (~8.3%)
Gen 6: 10 (~14.1%), although I feel like Florges should count for more points...
Gen 7: 16 (~18.2%), with enthusiasm for Salazzle and Tsareena
Gen 8: 10 (~11.2%)
The order of smashes by density are generation 7, then 6, then 8, then 1 closely followed by 5, then 3, with 4 and 2 bringing up the rear.
This data clearly shows that pokemon have been getting hotter with time (The theory that Mark's standards began to dip after gen 4 can be contested by his enthusiasm for Florges, Salazzle, and Tsareena.) The generation 1 outlier can be explained away by familiarity with the pokemon of that generation.
This is the under rated comment
This need more likes
Anyone do a smashes by type yet?
Who says math isn't Smashy!?! >.
holy fuck
17:13
"Thats just a sword 😂"
"Ok, how about two swords?"
I love how there isn’t even any introduction he just goes straight into it. He knows what he’s doing and why we’re here, he needs no explanation.
* refuses to explain
refuse to elaborate any further and immediately gets to the point like absolute chad
This isn't just a video, it is *THE* video
Ironically, most of the people who copied this style afterwards spend an excruciating amount of time explaining every single Smash or Pass.
While here it's actually funnier to question ourselves why the Smash here and not there.
I need an explanation
The pauses, the smashes with no further explanation, the incomprehensible metric for smashing... flawless. Best video of all time.
While incomprehensible… by the 600 mark you start get an intuitive sense for the smashes and passes.
@Beast 😈 I like your content, BUT THATS TAKING IT TOO FAR MAN!
Day 15 of asking markiplier to play riddle transfer 2
@@thetavernofchaos9418 It's an (atrocious) bot.
Seriously, something really needs to be done about the bot situation. I'm certain it extends past UA-cam as well, but it is horrendous here.
I think thats whats extra funny is that like NO EXPLANATION. An impossible metric that only he understands, smashing arbok and ninetails all i know is that hes incredibly based
markiplier: that's just the moon pass
also markiplier:
*smashes sandcastle*
He could, with a fist
Smashes lump of concrete
*smashes lunala*
Reading this while mark said it
On basculin he says pbass
3:26
Aged sooo differently now...
It was him no doubt about it we all know now
Wait wdym?
@pastelpython5980 it's an endangered pokemon or at least it was until one kid made them breed with eachother to get the population back to normal
@@GalaxywinghasADHD you mean to tell me that's canon.
@@darklight5562 yes
Barges in without an intro or outro, tells us what pokemon he would fuck, refuses to elaborate or take questions. what a fucking ride.
Definitely unexpected from Markiplier, but also very expected
I think he lost a bet or somethin
I love how Mark's smashes go from "yeah, understandable" to "ayo wtf" with absolutely no in-between.
its disgusting imo
idk what part of smashing pokemon is understandable
@@finngspeedruns thank you he doesn't even say if its satire or not
@@tatevaughan3248im more than certain the video is a joke but the original poster of the comment is a little strange
@@finngspeedruns I mean understandable in the sense that some are human-like enough to the point where there wouldn't be much of a difference between them and a human.
Like, Gardevoir, Gothielle, hitmonchan, lopunny kind of.
Those I can understand.
Picks like weepinbell and the living sand castle are just WTF tho.
the way his face is so blank as he’s doing this is just perfect.
*MARKIPLIER IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
*I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*
Ok
and then he goes 🤨🤨 before saying 'smash' LMAOOO
@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 bots
@KelvinBB 2 bots total found ok good im collecting em all IMA CATCH EM ALL
This really is the perfect UA-cam video, no intro, no outro just straight to the point and then when he’s finished he’s finished
With all the hesitation before every "smash", I just want him to "smash" without missing a beat on one of the most obscure ones
22:10 sandaconda
No
@@toyotacamry-ho1jh there was still a tiny pause there
lilligant was pretty quick
13:37 was pretty fast
Mark: "i'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: smashes a literal hornet with drill arms
also pretty sure wailord was literal smash... could probably smash his house.
But bee do have dat carrot doe
@@rurikaunimoto warlord is lighter then air, good luck smashing anything with it
Cant forget tsareena
he'd smash to a literal bear trap
"That's an owl. Pass. That's another owl. Pass." A third owl appears. "Smash."
third times the charm
@@ARM0RP0WER XD
The 'cooler' owl
moved from denial to acceptance
18:22
We all know what thoughts were thunked when Cloyster reached the front of the line.
The “but I don’t know why” to smashing magneton implies that there was a rational and understanding to all the others.
Hmmmm
Ohh nooooo
Im just glad he stayed away from my favorites
Ya wailord makes so much sense
Lopunny has a rational reason...
I now live with the knowledge that Mark would smash 8.7% of the pokedex
I dont know if i should bee happy to know the statistics now 😂
the statistic of 8.7
@@lemonpit6264 😂
literally googled
@@lemonpit6264 the smash of 87
Mark at Mienshao: “That would definitely make me a furry, pass”
Also Mark: *Smashes pokémon that are literally just birds*
and a fox
I thought the same thing!!!
and a wasp
and things
Hey that’s not furry stuff that’s scaly and feathery stuff aka the furry adjacent
Well...This video just became relevant again...for...reasons...IYKYK
I love this. No explanation, no defending himself, no reasoning. Just a man, 898 Pokemon, 32 million subscribers, and a dream.
If he even attempted to explain himself he would’ve been called a “hypocrite furry pedo” or something.
@@slorchman672 most definitely by the twitter-side of the audience
@Savetion 1OOK UA-camR ik you are a bot ,,, but what the fuck
sounds like a fallout vaulttec experiment
I was surprised when he said he's smashing Gorebyss but not Milotic..
Its impressive how Mark can express such a wide range of emotions in 24 minutes with just two words
Well
He said a few more words than 2
@@Bagel_Ice the person knows, they were saying a joke 😂
Bruh my comment got removed cus it looked like spam
22:06 he didn’t just say two words
Don't forget the occasional "is that a butt?"
Markiplier: “I’m not a masochist”
*Says smash with Magneton*
He just wants to know if his body can take the electricity guys
how would it work tho :(
@Beast 😈 you dont belong here keep your thoughts to yourself
@@styrofoam5097 electro shock stimulation. Basically advanced masochism
yeah it was a pretty SHOCKING discovery wouldn't you say??
I'll show myself out...
@Let's Talk pokemondb
0:46 no way bro passed on nidoqueen
That “Smash, but why…?” on Magneton is just amazing.
It was the first words other than smash/pass. His first words in the video were “But why?”
The fact that I'm on magneton when I read this comment is amazing
@@The_G_in_Jesus you need more likes!
@@The_G_in_Jesus OMG 😂
I thought that it’s probs because he sees Magneton as a bunch of Magnemites which he could see as a challenge.
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: smashes many pokemon that would cause unspeakable damage to himself and sells his reality for a smooch from an eldrich horror
Ln'eta is smokin hot, i’d sell this reality for a smooch from her too tbh
Seems about right
when you say yes to literally a bear trap i feel like thats confirmed
Yeah this video was pretty funny
@@brock7405 they are just making jokes too, but you might not be smart enough to understand that
Not a bad way to kick off the weekend just before Valentines' Day.
😄👍
Your not wrong tho
i’ll take this video any day over valentine’s day
@Don't read profile photo ok I won't
lol
"The worst they can do is say no"
Markiplier: "eughhh" "🤢" "hard pass"
i love how almost every time he looks at something he'd smash he takes a drawn out confused look as if he's considering "why, how, and what's the benefit"
In that exact order
What's the benefit of smashing, let's say, Tsareena?
@@Cysco8575 Getting stepped on by something with the ability Queenly Majesty that looks like a bottom heavy fashion star
@@noctusdoesthings Fair point. Now my dude, what's the benefit of smashing B E E D R I L L?
@@Cysco8575 Spinning insertions, large insertion, normal uses for the holes, plus they swarm so... Yeah. Just gotta get antidote afterwards
"that would definitely make me a furry. Pass."
Also mark when he sees Ninetails: "smash"
beastiality =/= furry
He would sooner fuck a Magnemite than a Lucario
Markiplier's mind is gone
@@cooldud7071 who wouldn't
He said that while recording a video of if he'd fuck a pokemon or not, I think he's well past that point.
I remember in one of his Five nights at Fuckboys playthroughs, he said he searched up what a Dragon Dildo is. He knows alot of furry stuff definitely(also considering the fact his brother is a Furry)
The conviction in his voice anytime he says "Smash" is admirable.
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The little moment of silence before the Smash makes it so much better, like he’s imagining it before making his choice absolute
1.1k likes and only 3 replies
@@jackdamascus4506 hahaha, forreal though. I think the perfect example of this was Lileep. I can only imagine what went through his head.
The way he thought about each and every one
so we all came back after seeing the leaks?
context?
WHAT LEAKS DONT TELL ME MARK DID SOMETHING
@ no a bunch of game freak leaks, beta art, lore and scrapped content. even pokémon folklore and more
Mark halfway through: "Would this make me a furry?"
Mark, this whole video is beyond that.
11:00 *My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.*
Exactly! Thank u!😝
@@jaceangel9916 forealll 💀💀
This makes him something alright
@@TEAL_INDIGO maybe we can coin a new term for people who arent a furry but definitely would smash Pokémon, because they’re definitely not all furry Pokémon of course, how ‘bout Pokeys? Pockeys? Pokemonys? Pocket monster f¥€kers? Little help people😅😝
I can only imagine the look of absolute horror on Lixian’s face when he was asked to edit this
@TECHNOBLADE FAKED HIS CANCER PROOF IS ON MY VIDEOS ok
Lixian: … Mark, why do you keep giving me the weirdest videos to edit?
@TECHNOBLADE FAKED HIS CANCER PROOF IS ON MY VIDEOS Be gone BOT
@TECHNOBLADE FAKED HIS CANCER PROOF IS ON MY VIDEOS You seem lonely
Oh god
Crawdaunt: the worst he can say is pass
Markiplier: *G R O S S*
This made me laugh.
Poor Crawdaunt
smash em all
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Here’s the timestamp for anyone wondering: 8:14
Funny how he passed Typhlosion.... game freaky employees
4:07
And he instantly passed vaporeon which thank god because anybody who passes vaporeon is healing the world
@SpiderDave888 6:50 Still smashed Gardevoir
Somehow, I feel like Mark is learning more about himself than we are about him.
I just did smash or pass with Super Mario characters, feedback appreciated let me know how I did!
@@tedescoyt Don’t care
@@seangiglio didn’t ask
@@tedescoyt ratio + did not ask + fatherless + do not care
@@dogsareyum1996 counter
"Does this make me a furry?"
MARK IT'S ABOUT 22 POKEMON TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION.
I love how the music just stopped
markiplier is a furry confirmed!
Isn't his brother.... I've said to much
He instantly smashed Ninetails, but fucking Mienshao he’s conflicted about?
@@valdemarr.madsen4263 well, he wanted to smash a poisonous snake rather than non poison snake
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for birds, chunks of ice, trees, foxes, and Minecraft bugs.
Foxes, but not Nickit or Thievul.
Don't forget rocks and inanimate objects
I've learned a lot about Mark. Mostly that he has a thing for insects, birds, dildo shaped things, foxes, masculine and male Pokemon (I guess the rumor about him secretly being gay/bi is not so far off, Pokemon that are overweight, weird looking and things that don't even look like they would be possible to screw, inanimate objects.
half of me at the beginning of this thought most of those were just a joke and that he was purposely avoiding the baby and younger Pokemon, but he's definitely got a thing for overweight milf's.
frogs
also specifically 3 magnemites at once
Whole world:- POKEMON: Gotta catch'em all.
MARK:- POKEMON:- Gotta SMASH'em all.
17:20 Mark saying "there's nothing here" immediately followed by "smash" is comedic gold.
Edit: added timestamp, thanks to replies
when
@@katoneba 21
time stamp?
17:22
XD
Markiplier the only person to go from:
*"I'm not a masochist"*
To
*"I'm not a furry"*
In such a short amount of time
Lmfao
He's both and we all know it.
Given his brother is the one who created Twokinds, I'm not surprised
He skipped right past Vapoeron, maybe he's clean
@@Styxintheriver to know the implications of passing Vaporeon you yourself cannot be clean
My favourite part of this has to be the little "Oddly Enough, Pass" implying that somewhere, deep in that Markibrain, there's a *logic* to what he's doing
lmao markibrain
X2
@Anjali I do too, somehow
@@popatropa7552
I mean it’s Lickitung I understand the logic
This video has a new level of meaning after the recent Pokémon leaks XD
“Would this make me a furry if I said smash?” I think we are long past that point Mark…
I said the exact same thing lol
10:23 for anyone wondering
I mean to be fair, the other smashes before that were a lot less, animalish? While Lopunny was straight up a rabbit
@@lordtacocat3138 ninetails
just ninetails
literally like the most furry you can get
agreed
“Does this make me a furry?” Bro, that ship sailed back at Beedrill
Yes sir, this man's got the facts
Nah, that ship sailed way back when he played Blush Blush
That ship sailed when he affirmed smash for Ninetales.
Don't forget he was at club amouros
And then he goes and says smash for Urshifu 🤣
Love how there's no "What's up guys" it's just straight to the content. Makes it all the more serious.
ikr
8:13 "cmon just ask him out the worst he can say is pass"
I can’t tell if he’s being 100% honest, but also knowing Mark, *he's being 100% honest.* Because why wouldn’t he?
Would Mark lie to us? 😏
@@TheJStale neverrrr
@Savetion 1OOK UA-camR gl getting to college
@No 🔥 I didn’t fucking ask lol
@@dantheman8637 report them for spam, maybe it'll do something once all of us do it
You’d think that with every “smash” we’d learn more about Mark”s criteria, but no… it just gets more, interesting….
Yes, think of all of the "Weirdly, Smash"
eyes are one thing. they gotta look at him a certain way
at least he didn't smash any of the ones that look like babies
@@nicosyncixlegendary1888 yep
@@nature9010 wdym those are the best
Mark: "That'll definitely make me a fury"
also Mark: smashes the bee
what means smash?
@@arnemrz i thing it means fu*king
*It's hip to fuck bees*
And the diglet and digtrio 😂😂
@@lazar2112 no way... i thought about cuddling, kissing or something like that, but actually putting his ***** inside it... WHAT?????
Watching this after the recent pokemon leaks is an Experience
"......... smash.... but why?" gets me every time like he's so confused at his own decision
timestamp?
@@finalcartoon1044 2:03 it was magneton
Let me reiterate this he put smash for Diglett XD
@@Game_Hunter47 And Dugtrio too
Thank you for pointing the joke out.
Mark: Does smashing on Lopunny make me a Furry?
Also Mark: *smashes like 4 Pokémon that are literally just birds*
not to mention ninetails
Bro what about diglet and dugtrio
@@akashbinning6194 I dig it
And he reaaaaallly like flowers
is into bird watching iykwim
Rowlet: That’s an owl, pass.
Dartrix: That’s another owl, pass.
Decidueye: … Smash
based
Based and owlpilled
yeah but its like an owl person instead of just a bird
@@mygetbacks7487 m
18:20
Markiplier comes across Lopunny: "Would this consider me as a furry if I say smash?" Also Markiplier: "Yeah I'll smash Ninetails"
And the casual "smash" for Cinderace really gets me 🤣
that was my EXACT that, i was like "nah, but ninetails definently does"
Mark: Still smashes Lopunny
But bro passed on the eeveeloutions 😭
It doesn't make you a furry it makes you a z00ph!le
Mark: "that's a donkey"
also Mark: *smashes a sandcastle pokemon*
xd
And several birds.
Werdly smash he says
And more than 8 different types of snake, POISON SNAKES
so, you say you'd rather smash a donkey than a sandcastle?
"I will not be explaining anything. I will not be taking any questions. Good Bye." Perfect ending Mark, that was hilarious
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@@QueenNyrak too late
Markiplier u might want to change ur mind on a couple of these
First thing i thought of🤣
Diglett = 2 inches tall
Palossand = eats your soul if you enter its mouth
Gorebyss = skewers you with its snout like a mosquito and drains your fluids until you die
“Pass, that’s an apple pie”- markiplier the man himself that said smash to a sand castle
23:04 and a boulder pile...
The man has some weird standards
And a tea cup
And a normal cup
And a magnet
Conclusion: Ditto can breed with everything, even Markiplier
OH GOD NO!!! XD
FOR THE LOVE OF GAHHD
I kinda wanna draw that now😂
@@lilwoofer8333 NO-
Ditto will be anything you want it to be... *wink*
Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
Also Mark: "Smash Magneton."
Smash *Beedrill*
@@TmanTheTdog Smash *Vanilluxe*
@@riardomilos8014 Well there’s Mawile but he passed on that
@@riardomilos8014 Have u not seen Galarian Stunfisk?
Charjabug LMAO
This aged in weird ways.
Absolutely love the little moments when he says "smash" and looks completely surprised like 'really? looks like I just learned a little something about myself there.'
I'm honestly considering doing this now lol
the "smash, but why" sent me out of my chair xD
Snake
@@lillie3029 true
Mark: “will this make me a furry”
Also Mark: *smashes multiple Pokémon that just look like animals*
Including a swan and several obvious furry bait pokemons
The birds like the Swan and pheasants evolutions killed me
He’s okay with animals and humans, but he draws the line at anthro.
Not many furries are into ferals and his brother is a well known furry artist so he probably knows quite a bit already lol
Whalelord
2015 Markiplier: Feels uncomfortable dating a catgirl in HuniePop
2022 Markiplier: Would smash 73 pokemons
Lol
And not even most of the ones in the 'Human' egg group either.
It was a slow descent to this moment
I remember that day. How far Mark has come in 7 years... proud of you, my man.
*smash 73, lunala was put in the wrong category 20:52
0:18 the meme
Markiplier: *sees ditto*
“Smash.”
Ditto: *Transforms into markiplier*
Markiplier: “Definitely smashing.”
That’s probably the reason why he decides to say smash
Turns into toxicity
I’m not so sure because mark said he never got into Pokémon so he might not know what ditto does besides it’s a gooey glob
@@BoiBahoi That makes it worse 😂
@@thomasskye yeah I don’t think that’s better
Mark looking at Lopunny: that'll make me a furry.
Also Mark: *smashes literally an ice cream and a sandcastle*
the sandcastle traps your soul if you stick your hand in it lmao, let alone-
@@jadedfire4351 it's okay, hes not a masochist. Hes just testing his limits
not to mention the *bee*
To be fair, there's a lot of people out there who get some sick joy out of smashing a sand castle.
what about ninetales hmm
He's 100% contemplating the feeling of smashing himself when he got to Ditto
underrated comment
Ditto can be anything as long as it looks at it.
@@mrboerger1620 I mean ditto and zoroak both can be whoever you want, under that category I don't know why he skipped New.
@@aburriiiiiiiiiiido Mew*
@@aburriiiiiiiiiiido He probably forgot considering it doesnt look like he recognizes 80% of these
5:29 Gonna have to revise your ranking here...
I can't believe the news reached this far XD
Mark: "That's just the moon. Pass."
As if he's already been with the moon.
XD I GET IT
Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Markiplier: That's rough, buddy. *Pass.*
Well mark is mark
That's rough, buddy.
Also Mark: “Smash Lunala”
Markiplier, at Lopunny: "If I say smash here does that make me a furry?"
Markiplier, at Zoroark, with zero hesitation: *_Smash._*
and Cinderace
Well wynaut? Zoroark is very smashable i see no problems here.
And ninetails
god imagine him seeing primal/hisuian zoroark
There wasn’t hesitation at Zoroark, but there was an undeniable pain in his voice as he said it.
Mark: I’m not a masochist.
Also Mark: *sees Beedrill* Smash.
Also says smash to Tsareena
The literal "step on me" pokemon
Mark: *sees Magneton* Smash . . . but why?
Us: Masochist.
@@anhilliator1 👌🏼
also instinctively said smash to carnivine before correcting himself…
Funny he'd smash Bedrill, but not Vespiqueen...
Okay, good. He passed Typhlosion immediately, no hesitation. Just had to make sure.
the way mark pauses like he's ashamed of himself before saying "smash" is just the best thing ever
You can hear him get DIGUSTED with himself at certain times, it's so honest 😂😂😂😭 😂
I’m pretty sure he’s imagining the ways of doing stuff with them to decide if he would smash or pass
Not always shameful. Sometimes it's curiosity like "You know what, that's not so bad."
@@thesythe8679 yeah, sometimes he does that as well lmao
@@Aflay1 true