That last clip…. The struggle of the piston to do what it was created to do. To finally achieve anything it wanted. I honestly have never emotionally connected to a frickin block so much before EDIT: Until it killed he player but to be fair I can’t blame it for being pissed at bedrock (put down your pitchforks I’m talking about the block)
@Sherri T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me uhhhh the video has been removed for violating UA-cam's terms and services and i don't know what you're talking about
The domestic pig (Sus domesticus) is usually given the scientific name Sus scrofa domesticus, although some taxonomists, including the American Society of Mammalogists, call it S. domesticus, reserving S. scrofa for the wild boar. It was domesticated approximately 5,000 to 7,000 years ago.
Piston lore: he trains all day pushing things. If he wants to do things himself he does it the hard way. No matter if he dies, he will run, fight, and grab what it takes to do a hard task. But never mess with him, if you take his hard work to a funny, he will take it serious and use optimal ways of attacking.
For anyone who doesn't understand the "smithing table" (1:06), an iron pressure plate is made of 2 iron ingots side by side and a crafting table of 4 planks in a square. The smithing table requires 4 planks in a square with 2 iron on top. [Edited Edit]: 1.4k likes... thanks guys!
Phoenix SC at 0:59: "Do not, under any circumstances, look up for the scientific name of a pig." Me: *searches for the scientific name of a pig*... Google: **Sus* scrofa domesticus*... "Oh dear"
The domestic pig (Sus domesticus), often called swine, hog, or simply pig when there is no need to distinguish it from other pigs, is an omnivorous, domesticated even-toed ungulate Wikipedia
did you know that there’s an enemy in Pikmin and it’s called the blow hog, there are firery blowhogs, watery blowhogs and puffy blowhogs and they are pretty SUS
*picks up obsidian, then runs to the hole and digs below Y-12, finds lava, gets water, gets 3 iron, puts crafting bench down and picks up the water and then turns the lava into obsidian, and the finds the diamond vein he found, revealing a 5 diamond vein, and then climbs up to kill some cows and farms sugar cane* done
entertain us more like entertain sus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah0ahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
@@joetheoldman no u didnt think it urself and got "inspired" by someone else *1 month later* u post the comment that the guy that "inspired u" put and then this guy has the same thing but with u and thats what maybe happend
For the millionth time, I've been seeing the scientific name of pig. At this point the word sus is officially going to be part of my vocabulary of puns
Meme: “Under any circumstances… do not look up the scientific name for pigs” Me: *Looks up the scientific name for pigs* Me: BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM,BUM BUM BUM
I would have liked to see the piston mine more obsidian, build a portal, journey to the nether, find ancient debris, craft a netherite pick, and mine the bedrock.
ok but first he has to kill endermen and blazes, then craft 16 eyes of ender, then find a stronghold, then go to the end and beat the dragon, respawn it and beat it 9 more times to make 10 dragon kills in total, and enchant his netherite pick with dragonhunter V and sharpness V and efficiency V and Mending and unbreaking ||| to break it, Which would break the pickaxe. But, the piston can now replace the bedrock one block away *misclicks* OH COME ON!!!
1:04 , Phoenix : seriously don’t look up the scientific name for a pig Me:* does not follow what he says and looks it up anyway * Me: bruh I have been scarred for life for what I saw till this day . I just went 😵. My eyes saw only three letters “S “ “U” “S” . Long story short I killed my pepper my pet pig after seeing that .
That last clip…. The struggle of the piston to do what it was created to do. To finally achieve anything it wanted. I honestly have never emotionally connected to a frickin block so much before
EDIT: Until it killed he player but to be fair I can’t blame it for being pissed at bedrock (put down your pitchforks I’m talking about the block)
Well he is free now since he killed his owner
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i was gonna say the same thing lol
When the piston becomes self-aware
I have to admit that the piston one was hilarious.
That "Axojang" logo isn't cursed, it's actually a very good and blessing design
Very blessed
Engineer gaming
Please laugh
Huge respect to the designer on that one.
and the piston thing was cool
Engineer Gaming
Piston really did speedrun so cool.
Dreamston.
I’m pretty sure that’s a ice bucket speed run world record
@Craftonia - fapdos Illuminaston
Ur cringe
@Sherri T[A]P Me!! To Have [S]EX With Me uhhhh the video has been removed for violating UA-cam's terms and services and i don't know what you're talking about
All jokes aside, that piston speedrun actually broke my heart.
The domestic pig (Sus domesticus) is usually given the scientific name Sus scrofa domesticus, although some taxonomists, including the American Society of Mammalogists, call it S. domesticus, reserving S. scrofa for the wild boar. It was domesticated approximately 5,000 to 7,000 years ago.
@@TylerTMG pretty sus
@@jacobwilks9204 lol
Therapist: speed running piston is not real, it won't hurt you
Speed running piston:
No $
Psychiatrist: I can summon it if you don't pay me
I wanna make that in vanilla
Piston when obsidian: *does diamond pickaxe speedrun*
Piston when bedrock: *"you know the rules, and so do i, say goodbye"*
Sets up bedrock removal machine
@@Nightshade-Aurora but then how does it place it back down? 🤔
I thought it would just leave the game lol
@@Glytchon /gamemode creative
That dang bedrock
The piston joke was such a great joke, he could do the rayz works bedrock trick, that would be funny.
And then get the bedrock item like scicraft xd
Would not have been good for comedic timng tho
@@redyau_ yeah I thought about that
U know, prototech also have bedrocks if i'm not mistaken
@@williammouthfitondeeznutz8733 you know rayz works is they guy on prototech LOL
Piston lore: he trains all day pushing things. If he wants to do things himself he does it the hard way. No matter if he dies, he will run, fight, and grab what it takes to do a hard task. But never mess with him, if you take his hard work to a funny, he will take it serious and use optimal ways of attacking.
IM SOBBING AT THIS 💀
We need redstone lore and we need to make them have a baby
I need that piston to be my friend
I Love how the music follows the piston and gets muffled when it is underground
Why are there so many bots these days??
For anyone who doesn't understand the "smithing table" (1:06), an iron pressure plate is made of 2 iron ingots side by side and a crafting table of 4 planks in a square. The smithing table requires 4 planks in a square with 2 iron on top.
[Edited Edit]: 1.4k likes... thanks guys!
Ty. I was genuinely confused xD
@@logang-- ikr even I was I had to re-watch it once
I got it without looking up even twice XD
@@rishabhmittal9552 lol
@@sassychip26 nice lol
1:58 Same thing as regular totem of undying, except you'd be revived as an Axolotl.
And maybe get only regen but better than normal
god plz no
@@betprolol3 too late
The mod is ready :)
Or turn you very slow and invisible if below 3 hearts to give you regeneration of high level, until you've gained all your health back.
wait so, you're telling me that when u use a regular totem of undying, you come back as a villager?
Fellow memers, in case you don't know, the scientific name for a pig is Sus Scrofa Domesticus
1:43 axolotl mojang
@@Blue_guyon.TikTok i agree too
look for boar scientific name, much better. It's just sus
@@luxterna1106 yeah thats very sus
Yes u is corrects
That last clip was litterly the best thing ive ever seen
So dumb that the washing I’ve heard anybody say
Oh my God when you get there but so cute
witnessed*
My eyes went from ō-ō to
O_O
The guy who made it put it up on his youtube: ua-cam.com/video/5vAkzbVj_FY/v-deo.html
The most cursed part of the last clip was the player taking no knockback
That's right
True
pistons dont launch players
@@whamer100 pistons also cant attack players. Thats the joke.
He's hacking
Phoenix SC at 0:59: "Do not, under any circumstances, look up for the scientific name of a pig."
Me: *searches for the scientific name of a pig*...
Google: **Sus* scrofa domesticus*...
"Oh dear"
That last clip was legendary
Ikr
Yes
The creator is danjon masuta
XD
Ikr
3:08
Player: *places bedrock, flicks lever
Piston: /gamemode creative
That's what i thought would happen first
i expected the piston to just put one of those frame butchering PC destroying modded TNT blocks
???
Scientific name for pigs: *SUS* DOMESTICUS
I appreciate the effort to move that obsidian, Piston.
The last part of the video is legendary. I wish I could watch it for the first time again.
@Averie Anastasia bro copying other peoples comments isnt cool and wont get you likes
@Averie Anastasia Also you should make it in a comment not reply..
@Averie Anastasia video got taken down due to offensive attitude. GG
@@jakeh4n you're replying to a bot that automatically copies comments you know
@@habajuza you're replying to a human that automatically copies comments - see where you went wrong? 😐
Why is the guy in the first clip so good at making launchers?
Video idea Minecraft Manhunt but in Rlcraft, the speedrunner has to kill a stage 3 dragon
what
E
Be a redstone engineer if u wanna know why
hello!:) yellow
In case you are wondering, the scientific name for pig starts with *sus*
The domestic pig (Sus domesticus), often called swine, hog, or simply pig when there is no need to distinguish it from other pigs, is an omnivorous, domesticated even-toed ungulate
Wikipedia
did you know that there’s an enemy in Pikmin and it’s called the blow hog, there are firery blowhogs, watery blowhogs and puffy blowhogs and they are pretty SUS
We have domesticated the Sus
Okay, but what about a Grizzly bear.
SUSSY
_"Idk m8, but the pig is Sus"_
*- veterinarian, while investigating the farmland murder mystery*
PhoenixSC: "It's that time of the month again"
Everyone: *HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING!*
*HE DID IT HE SAID THE THING*
@Kadir Garip okay?
Piston has made the advancement: "Loyalty"
I like how the piston has spreedrun music
now imagine the piston speedruns silk-touch to move an ender chest
*picks up obsidian, then runs to the hole and digs below Y-12, finds lava, gets water, gets 3 iron, puts crafting bench down and picks up the water and then turns the lava into obsidian, and the finds the diamond vein he found, revealing a 5 diamond vein, and then climbs up to kill some cows and farms sugar cane* done
Or gm1 for bedrock
Laughs in bedrock
The mods in r/PhoenixSC never fails to impress me
Now if only Discord mods were like this, the internet would be a better place.
Thanks
-an r/phoenixsc mod
Someone: *Posts fungus among us*
Mods: This is definitely not related to PhoenixSC content.
Ah yes, time for my monthly does of beautifully cursed minecraft. Thanks phoenix.
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Just for a speed up, here's the scientific name of a pig:
Sus scrofa Domestica
↑
Yeah... I already know
I need to see the word "Piston" in the minecraft wr speedrun leaderboard
@@The_Vyper- UA-cam thinks it’s not English and so as translation it adds more mud
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 yeah i noticed too lmao
@@dualityofsoul3841 meaning it’s not enough mud
@@The_Vyper- kip
@@SavageMudkip ????????
Phoenix: "Don't search the scientific name for pig"
Me: ... I hate you for this
He told you "dont search it"
Because...
Because...
When the pig is "sus"
Why did i do that
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sus
Sus
I haven’t seen many good quality, and actually funny memes that made me laugh harder than a sharp exhale in a while. But the piston one really got me!
@@The_Vyper-
"Dum" if you're looking to the left in first person mode. ;)
3:16
_[Piston: Set own game mode to Creative Mode]_
Aboooo laungauge is sus
with SUS
when the comment is sus
entertain us
entertain sus
Amogus
@Thx ❤ just why?
entertain us more like entertain sus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah0ahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
The scientific name for a pig is literally just the word “sus”
when the pigs are all sus
Hmmm…. That’s kinda *sus* if you ask me…
sus
dont search up the scientific name for pine tree
@Thx ❤ all fax, no printer
New alternative to the word Sus: Quite Untrustful.
When the Glowstone display is *quite untrustful that you should vote him out*
Its probably gonna be deleted because UA-cam is mean to me but I feel the need to make this joke anyway: Hey that’s my name!
@@untrustfool5646 well at least your not sus..
1:11 Relaxing chicken 😌
Btw the ending is super funny. 🤣🤣🤣
the last clip made me fall down while laughing
yes lmoa😂
That's called ROFL
Before I used to be a fan, now after this masterpiece I’m a whole air conditioner
hey, that was MY joke
Well im such a fan, you can call me a turbine
@@joetheoldman no u didnt think it urself and got "inspired" by someone else *1 month later* u post the comment that the guy that "inspired u" put and then this guy has the same thing but with u and thats what maybe happend
I'm a helicopter blade!
Fafaffafafafafafaafaffaafaffafafafafa
The last one brought tears to my eyes fucking hilarious!!
Even the detail of ice bucket challenge, awesome!
mudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmud
2:12
piston: you want me to move this, no
also piston: you're boring, imma speedrun
Phoenix’s followers: what random Minecraft thing should we make cursed today!
That piston really went dream speed run mode.
2:12
2:15 😂
Possibly a new world record speedrun getting diamonds?
The piston one actually made me chuckle
0:23 The way the Minecraft world curves as he flies is both really satisfying and completely unexpected I love it.
Among us is immortal, you can’t kill it.
Dam, the fnf sword broke and Amogus is aiming to kill Susan Wojciciciciciciki now.
Pov: you just posted sUs, are you the red imposter from iPhone Amongus? ( I just posted funny joke of 21th century, why aren't you laughing? )
Well you can kill it, but then you would be........
Sus
And if you are the imposter, they are still living spirits.
imagine using the scientific name for a pig in a normal sentence like: I have a pet sus and she is very nice
I mean you wouldn't be wrong haha
PFFFFFFFT AHAHA-
Correction : I have a Sus scrofa domesticus and she is very nice.
Unless they aren't domesticated?
@@J4CKS0N_D34R3ST sounds pretty sus to me
great news pig=sus
"When the Minecraft sus again"
"When the Minecraft is pig again"
sus scrofa domesticus is the scientific name for a pig..
"We are not watching any further"
I just loved that phrase
tbh that pink thing is a good fuel source but you need to gather alot of them
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Lol
First Reply Oh Shi-
Sussy
Stop
Hi Phoenix
2:02 The best part of the video xD
in the last clip, did the person who make it actually have the account username "piston"? that is so cool if they managed to get the username "piston"
Probably a nick on the server, but that'd be amazing if they actually got whoever has the Piston account
They probably just used commands for the messages
@@marshaenderheart /tellraw @a {"text":" any message you want"}
yerawis very useful yeah
@Kia Sutu don't follow that link, unrelated and leads to his latest non MC video
0:23 Can someone tell me how is that round world effect possible? Is it a mod or something? It feels epic.
I looked up the scientific name for a pig, I’m hust gonna say it sure is really S U S.
"Stop the sus meme" is just a part of the meme, Phoenix. Never stop the sus memes. That is not a request.
The scientific name for a pig is
Suscrofas Domesticus..
Nothing SUS about that.
SUS DOMESTICUS
Suscrofas Domesticus
It's actually Just sus i searched it
@@themobiusfunction lmao translate thinks you mean household sus
😂
The scientific name for pig is "Sus"
That last video was amazing. Very touching to the heart, and soul.
the piston mined dirt with a pickaxe… *another failed creation :(*
Oh hi
It was speedrunning to Ice Bucket Challenge, so...
More importantly he left the tree floating
@Nina Liv stop giving junk links im not tapping on them, no one is
It mined dirt with the pickaxe to mine through the stone faster.
For the millionth time, I've been seeing the scientific name of pig.
At this point the word sus is officially going to be part of my vocabulary of puns
I did a speed run in its self for looking up what the scientific name for a pig is after you told me not to.
I thought I'd never see the pig post ever again. Thank you Phoenix🙂
Low key expecting the piston to do a sci craft level strat and make a slime machine bedrock destroyer
3:16 wouldve been funnier if the piston used the headless piston trick to break the bedrock.
The last meme, the speedrunner piston had me laughing so hard~
This is the equivalent of putting a cuddlefish in the bioreactor in Subnautica
I love when my score is -7100 I achieved a lot.
Meme: “Under any circumstances… do not look up the scientific name for pigs”
Me: *Looks up the scientific name for pigs*
Me: BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM,BUM BUM BUM
SUS
i usually dont add commas when i bum out a song in text
also amogus drip action he sussy tho
@@Solorius_The_Eevee yes
Are we supposed to know what song that is?
The science name for pig is
SUS
3:22 Score: - 1200
How did the player get -7100 score when they died in the last clip?
it might be an animation but im not sure
They said Taiwan is a country
the piston was like "Ah shi- here we go again..."
That last clip was absolutely amazing
The piston with the player abilities made me laugh. :)
The piston one made me laugh, since it was so unexpected
That piston is going to be the next dream
the second speedrunner
The piston was speedruning
Scientist: “How about when mojang is sus”
Comments: “No how about when everything’s sus”
Me: “both have been done before”
I would have liked to see the piston mine more obsidian, build a portal, journey to the nether, find ancient debris, craft a netherite pick, and mine the bedrock.
ok but first he has to kill endermen and blazes, then craft 16 eyes of ender, then find a stronghold, then go to the end and beat the dragon, respawn it and beat it 9 more times to make 10 dragon kills in total, and enchant his netherite pick with dragonhunter V and sharpness V and efficiency V and Mending and unbreaking ||| to break it, Which would break the pickaxe. But, the piston can now replace the bedrock one block away *misclicks* OH COME ON!!!
Or of course the piston could /gamemode 1
@@toebrother gamemode for mobile becomes c
bedrock will break if mushrooms are grown underneath and the block can be tackled
When the impersonator is dubious! 😳
2:16 WHAT IS THIS GONNA BE LOL
3:16 - *Piston's gamemode was updated to Creative Mode*
02:43 speedrunner piston yeah
Phoenix: Don’t look up the scientific name for pig
Me: *Hehe*
*searches it up
Wait a minute
Thats sus
The last one everybody just died
Wow, I didn't know pistons could wear masks with a smile for hours at a time!
Neither did I. But we are all aware that sticky pistons wear a mask made of slime, for hours at a time.
damascus
While also cheating and lying about it
noNO NO NO NO
@@badyears9750 facts
0:17 are we just gonna ignore those pigs
*Y E S*
2:33 It's the most random thing I've seen in my life
Phoenix: don’t look up the scientific name for a pig
Me: *pauses video and looks up right after he says it*
0:21 is my favourite part
When the Among Us is blocky
Sus
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That Dream piston meme at the end had me laughing for 5 minutes straight
2:13 speedruns epicly
Piston: YES
Me: Since when were pistons having access to chatting
sus
BONC?????
OMG HI BIONIC🤩
Susq
1:04 , Phoenix : seriously don’t look up the scientific name for a pig
Me:* does not follow what he says and looks it up anyway *
Me: bruh I have been scarred for life for what I saw till this day . I just went 😵. My eyes saw only three letters “S “ “U” “S” . Long story short I killed my pepper my pet pig after seeing that .
I searched up the scientific name for a pig and died laughing. And that piston probably just set a Minecraft speed run world record. XD.