5:01 is my favorite. What a wholesome version of the infamous quote. Also, awww! Love this little animation, especially how she covers her little eyes with her sleeves. (Or perhaps that’s a sleep mask? Idk)
how do you know its not waxed🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
but can he sing.. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and Desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and Hurt you
1:14 I get really emotional when it comes to this scene. in real life, you never really slow down and enjoy things, but this animation reminded me to do just that. So please enjoy your iron axes ❤
Fun fact: A turtle's shell is a fusion of its extended ribcage and spine with a thin sheet of keratin plates covering it. They can feel the shell and love being brushed The only way for a turtle to not have a shell is with a condition that makes them grow without it. But these don't survive for long
This is unironically my favorite of the hmmmmm's so far. It literally has everything that I love from watching the series rolled into one video. Great animations, the phoenix ai voice, those cursed 144p videos, phoenix finding the posts actually funny, learning something new, cursed skins, amogus, mojang fumbling with their own rules, wordplay, the camel joke, minecraft nostalgia, a rick roll, alex's armpits, and the best of them all, eating tools
3:20 I actually gasped. There are so many pains at play in this one clip, I cannot even begin to describe the gruelling horror this player must have felt wash over them when they returned to the game.
2:41 I remember i went to natural disaster survival and i saw a person that talked like a villager, and he sounds EXACTLY like the one in the timestamp no cap.
I loved the ones that look like they're low-quality recordings! the anvil after all of that gravel was hilarious, and then the guy being sent around the world by an iron golem was even better!
4:10 I think I know why it censored the sign - the T on the end of "chest" combined with the T on the start of "Take" with the exclamation mark in the middle would be (if typed on its own) an obvious attempt to bypass filters and say a certain non-PG word Flip the exclamation mark upside down & you'll see what I mean. Actually kinda interesting that it picked up on that.
@@miro_theburger don't wanna disrespect anyone but he has to know. Especially phoenix. Minecraft is published by the same company that published halo. Minecraft has made several references to halo. And there is no way you where browsing the internet and didn't see master chiefs mask once. Halo infinite was also quite popular at release and thats how a lot of people also found halo. Does phoenix live under a Minecraft boulder or smth?
The fact that you don't recognize Halo made me very upset for a moment but then I was more upset by how much health those zombies have. That gun is one of the most powerful (if not thee most powerful) in the game!
@@Monkeymario. Pipes will never be not funny. Even more so for me because I work in construction and I *HAVE* dropped a pipe. GOD it's so loud and scary
1:29 translation! I [leather] use me I took her for [granite] I want to [diorite] now She [netherrack]tually liked me translated: I let her use me I took her for granted I want to die right now She never actually liked me
5:01 is my favorite. What a wholesome version of the infamous quote. Also, awww! Love this little animation, especially how she covers her little eyes with her sleeves. (Or perhaps that’s a sleep mask? Idk)
Here's the original!
www.tiktok.com/@definitely.dante/video/7262660403581275425
hmmm nice.
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Aww its adorable
I don't know why but to me it looks like those cucumbers they put over your eyes at spas
"I exposed cut copper stairs"
Truely the words of a wise man
Those cut copper stairs could never hide
how do you know its not waxed🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I waxed weathered cut copper stairs. so sad.
Wtf is it meant to mean
@@NickelWnothing
7:23 I'm slightly dissapointed by the lack of bait and switch where they make you think they'll eat the pickaxe but then switch items and eat the axe
exactly
...they didn't though...?
as certain someone said...
You made the same joke about three times already. I don't think it is funny anymore.
I axe you why not
@@yata_yataif you've made the same joke three times already it's time for a subversion of expectations.
I'm convinced now that pheonix is a gigachad singer and can sing anything
For risk of getting myself wooooshed, it's an AI deepfake
but can he sing..
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and
Hurt you
Thats a deepfake.
@@paleconfidant380cap
@@arenacloser7528nah
1:14 I get really emotional when it comes to this scene. in real life, you never really slow down and enjoy things, but this animation reminded me to do just that. So please enjoy your iron axes ❤
life is short, so make the most out of iron axes ❤
OMG WHITTY
Its always that song though
Swoswo
this is a good comment
0:32 Man, I knew exactly what was gonna happen as soon as the player approached the gravel stream in confusion, but it still got me real good
Why is that one so funny 😂😂
Slightly disappointed that Phoenix didn't recognize Halo 1, extra disappointed the Halo 1 pistol took so many headshots to kill zombies
Bet he could not beat halo CE on legendary if he tried! My man only ever plays minecraft.
He probably played halo 5
Same here
I got a little hyped when halo was shown and he didn't know what it was
Someone should replace his voice with the chiefs using ai to confuse him
Underrated comment
Fun fact: A turtle's shell is a fusion of its extended ribcage and spine with a thin sheet of keratin plates covering it. They can feel the shell and love being brushed
The only way for a turtle to not have a shell is with a condition that makes them grow without it. But these don't survive for long
a REAL fun fact for once
Wow cool fact!
1:38 he waxed the lightly weathered cut copper stairs.
Good job, Phoenix!
0:37 Did you see that he never actually removed the torch? That means that the torch would have broken the anvil, and he would not have died.
the intro brought me to tears on how truly beautiful it was
Frrr
Phoenix SC on an accent.
fr
My content is better lololol 😂😂😂😂😂
@@WONDERFULWAYS516 You will not wake up tomorrow!
Someone better make a movie where Ken is replaced with Phoenix, even the character and voice
Ken Penders was the best Ken, but Gregtech New Horizons is the best Modpack.
I’m just Phoenix. Anywhere else I’d be a ten-ix
Kenix
@@carterdunlap9957FUCK YES
@@carterdunlap9957he's phenough
This is unironically my favorite of the hmmmmm's so far. It literally has everything that I love from watching the series rolled into one video. Great animations, the phoenix ai voice, those cursed 144p videos, phoenix finding the posts actually funny, learning something new, cursed skins, amogus, mojang fumbling with their own rules, wordplay, the camel joke, minecraft nostalgia, a rick roll, alex's armpits, and the best of them all, eating tools
Raid Mojang
Let’s kill fake phenox
where was the amogus?
Beetroot soup@@Ecl1psed276
7:30 “can i eat that” got me dying 💀
1:40 "I waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs." 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“Can I eat that?” Pheonix then realized he exposed himself for the trillionth time
To kids, no less!
Legends says that Phoenix is still singing to this moment
btw add me if u can steveeemanny
I'm a Barbie girl
@@PhoenixSC In the Barbie worlddd :)
@@Aqua_Blox life in plastic
@@Mr.WhiteWolfIt’s fantastic!
That running joke of the "Ah, Minecraft nostalgia. *eats tools*" was funny the first time and just didn't stop being funny haha!
5:18 I'm sorry, but my humour... Yes, this is one of the funniest clips I've seen today
Oh also i gotta use this redstone contraption. I'm so noob at redstone
*humor
*tumor
hi that was mine lol
@@ThatBSgamer if real then that's very cool thanks
"it is that time of the month again"
HAHA NOT FOR ME
3:20 I actually gasped. There are so many pains at play in this one clip, I cannot even begin to describe the gruelling horror this player must have felt wash over them when they returned to the game.
At least they weren't in hardcore mode so the game will still be there
WAAAAAAAAA also no wonder iron gollems like creepers
The villager version of your voice surprisingly works quite well.
Ah yes, AI Phoenix singing "I'm a Barbie Girl", Exactly what I needed to watch at 4:38 am, thanks PhoenixSC
British 😨
@@Cat-uv7dy It was actually 3:38 In the UK when I wrote that
@@Dalynx09 it was 4:00 somewhere in Europe, and I assumed it was England because they speak English
Wow I actually watched that at exactly 4:38 as well!
Who said it was AI? 🤨
5:35 Caught me off guard
2:15 also, anyone else notice golem pick up items?
6:42 The *But NO* with the loud door sound absolutely killed me
then how did you send this comment
hello?
@@SoIarDrift it's in your head man, just let it go
@@Just_A_Red_Guy uhhhhhh
6:34 SLAPS SO HARD
Slams*
2:25 bro came back for another round
"I'm not done with you yet.."
I'm thoroughly persuaded that Phoenix is a supremely talented singer, capable of mastering any song effortlessly.
2:37 NASA would like to classify this as an UFO sighting
MoJang: End Rods, now called End Lamps, and are added to the list of blocks that cannot be pushed by pistons.
Then we want blaze rods to be placable ik u can combine blaze rod with to slimeball to make sticky cock or sticky rod which can stick with piston (:
I was born genius.
"Can I eat that?" 7:30
Possibly most recognizable game of all time;
Penix: *who is John Halo?*
I said the same exact thing 🤦♂️
He's played to much minecraft he forgot other games exist
Yeah, how doesn't he know what halo is.
Well i didn’t know what it was
XBox nerds
Halo is definitely not that recognisable
I don' think I know a single person in my non-internet life who knows that Halo is.
4:42 be nice to him, he is trying his best.
1:38 "I... "Exposed copper stair""? I don't get it.
edit: wrong second in the time thing
i waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs
@@DavidGaming69 lol that also makes no sense.
I expose copper stairs
@@Ducko_YTthat's kinda the point. I think that used to be like the longest word in minecraft
i waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs, meaning that you got lightly weathered cut copper stairs, then waxed it
0:10 100% made my day
2:30 Steve was able to go around infinity
“I waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs.”
-Phoenix SC, 2023
0:05 WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE OVERWORLD WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
0:38 scared me!
1:55 Phoenix, you're gonna have to play Halo: Combat Evolved now.
Cursed Halo would be even better.
someone finally said it
2:41 I remember i went to natural disaster survival and i saw a person that talked like a villager, and he sounds EXACTLY like the one in the timestamp no cap.
damn that's interesting
0:05 his sound is kinda like "i feel fantastic" video
ŶĒ§
You unlocked a trauma of mine
Oh god I forgot that video existed.
STOP REMINDING ME OF THAT
1:34 I waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs.
That’s just such a mood.
Sword
Sauce
SWOSWO
-The words of a Legend
We finally found it after all these years 2:02
2:15 so we're just gonna ignore that the iron golem picked up items huh.....
YES.
Even if it’s fake, it’s still funny
6:00 look at the big shadow in the middle of the water
amogus
AMONUS
Bro I saw swatstika 💀💀💀👨🦳
@@Fartfeeder9000 AMONG HITLUS?
2:12 Lets just ignore iron golem casually collecting wheat and seeds
0:31 Got me laughing how that anvil fell
i really liked the clip at 3:40. thanks for playing it *twice* feeny 🥰
I think he did that on purpose to make the 3rd one feel just as painful, hoping they finally wouldn't eat the axe..
Different clip, one is a birch tree and the other is oak
Yummy iron axe
4:09 Minecraft Bedrock is now Roblox, i hope they won't add that to Java Edition
4:03 Roblox players who have had to deal with this BS for 10+ years honest reaction:
Pheonix: "Ewww, can i eat that?'"*instant regret*"Ohh I mean no... I"
6:53 This. This is the moment, the moment I truly began to fear for my life.
I loved the ones that look like they're low-quality recordings! the anvil after all of that gravel was hilarious, and then the guy being sent around the world by an iron golem was even better!
Ain’t no way I’m the only one that saw an among us in the water at 5:55 !!!!??!!!
I was wondering for a good 30 seconds if that was intentional or not
I saw a swastika
I saw it
Me too
i saw naz!
0:38 forget horror game jumpscares that gave me a heart attack XD
Same lol
I really hope Phoenix was joking and actually knows what Halo is, also I love halo mods
3:22 no wonder iron gollems like creepers
The song truly changed my life and I am now in the same place I was a second ago; Thank you peenix :)
4:25 Roblox x Minecraft censoring system?? REAL?!11?!
Chest kind of make sense cause it could be used to refer to bewbs.
But still makes no sense.
i truly feel the moment of when becoming nostalgic with the music, even more when the kids in the basement with the picks start eating them
0:05 is just magestic
It's concerning how many people don't know that the shell is a part of a turtle's skeleton
"I Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs."
Such wise words
it's "I *Exposed Cut Copper Stairs* "
4:10 I think I know why it censored the sign - the T on the end of "chest" combined with the T on the start of "Take" with the exclamation mark in the middle would be (if typed on its own) an obvious attempt to bypass filters and say a certain non-PG word
Flip the exclamation mark upside down & you'll see what I mean. Actually kinda interesting that it picked up on that.
chestitake?
@AmenKing1999read "5318008" with your screen upside down
@AmenKing1999Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died...
Bosom
@@EddieWelch-hk8vsthey meant to say "T¡tt¡es"
1:04 "Im Coming"
The most cursed thing about the realistic Steve is that the creature thought his beard was a mouth.
I, too, lightly weathered cut copper stairs.
the sequel has come 6:52
The only way I play Minecraft is if I’m listening to the song “Dupe - Balling” 😅😅
3:21, no, please no, LEAVE THE FRICKING DOG ALONE YOU MONSTER.
2:39 hilarious
2:04 disappointment my friend. That structure is called disappointment
Pheonix be hitting those vocals fr 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:53 Sangan + Witch of the Black Forest = Sanwitch
1:15 oh my lord I didn't expect to laugh
Introducing the newest vocaloid:
PhoenixSCloid.
Mage: You have to use the sword.
The sword: 1:10
1:50 its only...
CURSED HALO COMBAT EVOLVED WDYM WHAT GAME IS IT??? lmao
Lmao
4:31 I do know there’s a Chinese cartoon about fish that had something like this
1:45 bro just disrespected me and my favorite game Halo
Same
not everyone has to know what game that is smh
@@miro_theburger don't wanna disrespect anyone but he has to know. Especially phoenix. Minecraft is published by the same company that published halo. Minecraft has made several references to halo. And there is no way you where browsing the internet and didn't see master chiefs mask once.
Halo infinite was also quite popular at release and thats how a lot of people also found halo.
Does phoenix live under a Minecraft boulder or smth?
@@ProbNotCrossYeah, even I a guy that never played any halo game ever knew it was a halo video.
@@el_gatoNegro damn. Where were you guys on the golden age?
0:38 scared the crap out of me and idk why
5:43 i think he used string
8:05 Phoenix SC fart Sfx
The fact that you don't recognize Halo made me very upset for a moment but then I was more upset by how much health those zombies have. That gun is one of the most powerful (if not thee most powerful) in the game!
5:13 Ah, another Realistic Minecraft post
if they take our endrods, we'll just us lightning rods.
i love the words undress me everywhere ESPECIALLY when its coming from pheonixsc
5:37 'We're no strangers to trolls'
you know the rules and so do i...
@@ThinkingCrimson No spamming or phising, do that on any other website!
5:25 my favorite :DDD
YAY
@@Monkeymario. Pipes will never be not funny. Even more so for me because I work in construction and I *HAVE* dropped a pipe. GOD it's so loud and scary
"It's that time of the month again" CATCHES ME OFF GUARD EVERY TIME. if only my time of the month was this entertaining :(
7:15
I hope this trend never dies
1:29 translation!
I [leather] use me
I took her for [granite]
I want to [diorite] now
She [netherrack]tually liked me
translated:
I let her use me
I took her for granted
I want to die right now
She never actually liked me
Not sure what's more cursed
Phoenix singing Barbie Girl or not knowing what Halo is
1:22 I need this video, *now*.
WHAAAAAT? 6:06 PHOENIX SC SAID "MOE-JANG", not "MOE-YANG" :0000000000000
5:14 in bedrock the version when phantoms entered the game a glitch happened where if you crouched and went into the bed you would be under the covers
Phoenix definitely going insane..the intro is the proof