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Disney Corporation is a cia asset. freakshow hollyweird is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where they researched human behavioral techniques using stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions
Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media
Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthr*pology. This stuff stems back to mk***tra programs where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media
They actually had this in the pipeline for YEARS and were suppose to drop it earlier apparently but I’m pretty sure that single South Park episode actually did damage to this entire franchise to the point they tried to delay the project so people will hopefully forget about the joke but that will literally never happen 😂😂
It’s almost like hiring people whose whole personality doesn’t ever evolve beyond their sexuality is a mistake. Great art requires depth which is something Hollywood is sorely lacking.
As a gay man i can attest that I love representation more than anyone but for once id like a gay character to just exist and it not be a big deal as it should be.
I remember those robots in college who were so hell bent on making everyone know their stance on sexuality. They pushed me away as they were too gay to talk to. Hopefully they go to college to learn, not show-off or hook-up. I felt that college courses took an easy/cheap route by focusing in these characters/persons instead of actual education. Now look at all these college graduates in media and workforce. Go woke go broke. I feel that they want me to be gay or something so I can vote Democrat
as a black person im so sick of hollywood pushing the killmonger dreadlocks on black characters when hardly any black people wear the killmonger dreads in real life
Two crazy women trying to cry because deep down they have no soul to actually cry. People don't want to talk about it but the history of psychology tells us that men do bad stuff, but more women suffer from narcissism and are more incapable of empithy.
For some people, Star Wars saving their lives is a legitimate thing. When Leslie headland, Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant says it... I don't believe her.
She must have been like "If you don't let me do this, I'll spill the beans on all your creepy secrets then kill myself!", in which case she wasn't lying...
That story she gives has to be about the fakest attempt at crying I think i've ever seen. The insane level of narcissism you'd have to have to do that is mind boggling.
That was my first 1st thought as well. She probably saw a dead end career saved by Disney. And the ethics and life she gave up for that dead end career is horrifying
It's crazy that assistants of Hollywood executives that answered phones, got coffee, and most likely did sexual favors for a living are now head creative show runners for star wars.
And Gina Carano got kicked for not being in line with Disneys woke agenda. Has Bobby Iger not just taken the ex- assistant of Harvey, but the island and clients too?
I’m fully expecting them to drag both Plagueis and Yoda into this mess to utterly destroy them, they are among the few characters left in Disney Star Wars who haven’t been completely ruined yet.
Unless they completely destroy cannon then Yoda can’t be in it. The Jedi alive during Episode One had never encountered a Sith and the last reported encounter was over a thousand years prior to that. Plagueis would be around 15 during the time period and was raised from infancy as a Sith, so the Sith in the show probably is him or his master unless they break cannon again.
This is like Star Wars The Eternals, a prequel nobody asked for, filled with characters nobody cares about, and will never be mentioned again anywhere in the franchise lol
@darthrevan454 How do you think they get so many things "right"? It's called predictive programming. They just do it in a funny way but that is a result of the greater evil.
@@darthrevan454 How else do you think they get so many things "right"? Jeez some people are so naive. There is NOTHING on TV that will even remotely tell you the truth about anything
Between "YAAAASSSS! YASSSSSS!" and "Star Wars saved my life (sob)" I didn't even need to see the trailer to know this was gonna be brown note level sh!t.
There's NO WAY IN HELL that woman worked with that man and never saw anything creepy/fucked up/inappropriate. She's got secrets, and this show is most definitely a way to keep her quiet.
No, she spoke to the right people. If harvey was still around we would be watching his movies which weren't woke. Notice how drastic the movies changed when he got locked up.
Like Reva saved Luke's life. By deciding not to kill. Robot Head has saved all of our lives, by choosing not to become Darth Vader. Thank you, Robot Head.
"It's about power and who gets to wield it". Kind of odd how Kathleen Kennedy and Leslie Hedlon both seem to have a lot of power in Hollywood. What is the source behind this power? Hmmm, I wonder....🤔
That's not that big a deal tbh, they sit there and say a line; if at all. Guess the less attractive kids were put in alien suits, poor kids will get teased about that.
Ninja Kamui. The adult swim anime going on rn, is essentially John Wick but ninjas. They even have sci fi katanas. It’s the closest to Star Wars John wick we are likely to get.
They ru8ned their IP... its okay Star Wars is dead bro - we still got 6 movies, Rouge One, EU and the good games from it... nothing lasts forever and disney is much like Midas except turning everything to 💩
The only thing that catches my attention in this trailer is seeing the damage that a lightsaber can do to these trees, and remembering all the times someone who was hit by this powerful weapon came out alive and walking a short time later in Star Wars from Disney. An elegant and completely harmless weapon now.
I'll never understand how the disguise that Obi-wan Kenobi was wearing in ANH, to blend in with the residents of Tattoine, has become retconned as the default uniform of the Jedi order. Either everyone on the planet was a jedi or no one was 😂...and yes, I know that George Lucas carried that motiff forward into both Empire and ROTJ, but still 😂
When I was a kid I always assumed Luke’s sick black outfit from the end of ROTJ was the “uniform” of the Jedi…. Which would make a lot more sense. Sadly the prequels decided otherwise.
Thank you. I've been saying this since the time of the prequels. I guess Uncle Owen was a Jedi knight too. The Jedi 'uniform' should be an approximation of what Luke wore in ROTJ. Fighters who wield laser swords wouldn't be wearing baggy clothes and a robe. While we're on the subject, there's too many Jedi. Better to present them as smaller in number but mysterious & powerful, rather than armies of them that are easily disposed of. That would also help sell why their presence and use of the force is seemingly forgotten in the original trilogy despite so little time having passed.
I agree with you guys but my in Universe excuse is that the Jedi robes became stylish to the Plebs & that's why older people dressed like them. Like and his buddy's don't because the Jedi was their Dad's things.
Speaking of bringing Earth stuff in Star Wars I remember an article begging that Star Wars bring in characters with Muslim names. The author's reasoning is that since Christianity is already represented by Luke, a name from the the Bible, so now Star War should diversify its roster of characters. I don't remember when exactly this article was released but I know that the current meaning of the words "woke" and "diversity" haven't yet to appear. I think this was back when I was still mostly read articles from websites and have yet to become a full time UA-cam content consumer.
Reall,y I think what we got was South Park insider info- and they made an episode (in a week's time) to bemuse us. NOW we have the fruit of their labors to aid in our own level of mockery.
The fact that they had to create a story involving Leia in the Obi Wan series, and that Luke was not even considered at all, says a lot about the attention to even macroscopic details of these productions... who needs more protection? To a little girl who is part of a very powerful family, who lives on a peaceful planet...or to a boy who resides with his aunt and uncle on an isolated farm in the middle of a desert, populated by aggressive natives, dangerous animals and various others dangers? Not to mention that Leia won't mention all this mess when she records her distress message in ANH, only mentioning the Clone Wars...and, indeed...the way she talks about it ("you served (you, Obi Wan Kenobi) under my father in the Clone Wars") suggests a story told to her by her father Bail Organa, and that therefore she has never met Obi firsthand.
Yes, as an Alaskan Inuit, I was wondering why I wasn't a Star wars fan all these years. Having finally seen actors that look similar to me, I'm now fully engaged in this magical inclusive well written world!
It would never be made, that would imply there is a strong white male that is utterly self reliant. Disney believes only coloured people can be in their shows and if there are white males they must be pathetic and leashed to strong women for guidance/protection. I mean just look at the state of the two hippos running Star Wars, there is a mission going on because they are unhappy they look like fucked uncooked eggs.
Why dont Disney just put out the trilogy they really want: Episode 1: Trans Awakening Episode 2: The last Straight Whitey Episode 3: Rise of the Diverse LGHDTV+ Community
@@KydaWoIfI'm gay myself but it doesn't make me unique or special. Its 2024 and is practically normalised at this point. Im just bored of directors expecting praise purely because of their own background or casting choices. Aren't you? The overall story, production and actual talent is what matters most. The sexuality of a character or the actors involved is irrelevant...but Disney seem to think otherwise.
It’s absolutely insane what Disney and Kk had done with a 5 billion franchise. The only positive is I’m such a fan of UA-camrs channels that skewer Star Wars content, and there are so many!
Reva doesn’t have dreads, she has corn rolls which form into braids.. which in my opinion is more horrible to include in the Star Wars universe. Corn rolls are way worse to include in this universe. It immediately takes me out of the show (even as a black woman myself) and ruins the immersion that was already lacking to begin with.
The tired 'Yeah' from the lady shill at the 9:53 mark was hilarious! Trying to be excited 😅 thank you in advance, Robot Head for sitting through this one you legend!
@@ThespianPrince13 I think you are assuming her gender which means you are phobic and stereotyping and now I'm triggered and need to go eat ice cream to relax but I have this mask on because I don't want to catch the covid so now I'm anxious and don't know what to do and I can't get up off my couch because I have lupis and was sexually assaulted by the patriarchy which is why I can't work anywhere but starbucks or target. I really hate pretty women and I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
Why the hell were there so many yellow light sabers?! There are only a small handful of sentinels in the whole universe for Christ sakes. You are either a temple guardian or a sentinel who acts on their own, they virtually never operate with other Jedi…
Best Acolyte video! I was with you in 2015. I even suppressed Hans terrible death scene after watching it...Who could screw up a franchise that everyone "wanted" to love? Anyway great review and gave me some good memories of seeing the trailer of the Force Awakens again. Respect Robot Head!
When I saw TFA I picked up on The Message... had low expectations.. gave it 3.5/10 after seeing the movie.I was checked out afterward.. glad many have finally caught on.
"You take the blue milk...the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red milk...you stay in a galaxy far far away, and I show you how deep the trash compactor goes”. 😂😂😂😂 the Acolyte trailer comments are gold!
I'm not watching it I'll just watch robot head rip it to shreds because EVERYTHING I have felt watching this gen star wars he skillfully elaborated what I've felt about it.
You are the only SW commentator who has ever brought up the Force super speed in ep 1! I expected obi wan to pay it off at the end of the movie from the first time I saw it in theaters, and couldn't believe i never heard anyone point that HUGE plot hole out! Finally a couple yrs ago I mentioned it in an EFAP chat, and a friendly ewok there said that there is a DVD commentary where the editor or someone says that its NOT actually force speed run, but an unintended glitch in the movie edit that was incomprehensibly left in rather than cut or corrected.
I remember reading the novelisation of TPM when it first came out, and it definitely said the Jedi force run from the droidekas. So that editor or producer was talking bollocks. It wasn't any overlooked glitch.
@@whos-the-stiff well then I'm back to my original question of WHY the hell didn't obi wan force run fast through the reactor shields and stop qui-gon from being the only person killed by lightsaber poke to the torso?!
Wow. Pumped for this one. Looks so beautiful and brave. Almost as if, there is a ceiling, made of glass, and the glass was a gender/race, and this somehow breaks the glass. So message. So brand.
the black male haristyle that will be used from now on is the "Myles Morales" look, @ 10:49 that's the only way leslie will be seen in the future, through bars. Also...why is no one using the term SITHUATION...
Yoo you brought back the old outro! On younglings with lightsabers: I don’t think it’s fair to call out lightsaber mechanics when you claim to not have read the books from before the prequels (EU). They have power settings that can be turned down for younglings. Instead of dismembering, it causes burns.
I generally can't bring myself to care in the slightest anymore towards Star Wars. Neither anger nor frustration. Just complete apathy and embrassment. There's nothing left to get angry about anymore. The damage was done with the destruction of the OT characters and their accomplishments in the Sequels alone. Everything after is just beating a long dead horse. I've just accepted the franchise is gone now and forever and have just moved onto other ventures.
OMG! Why have i never seen or thought of that, Keanu Reeves as a Jedi! I would actually pay to go see that in the cinema, even after swearing never to pay for another Disney movie ever again
i mean i always try to first judge something after i seen it, but i know this probally like the other shows were it has some interesting plot set up in the first few episodes and then completly ruins it by forgetting about it for the most part or make others act stupid so the bad guys can get away (like with asoka).
How about that one kid with giant eyes and no eyelids? How does she "close his eyes"? Or how does she not get her eye poked out by a light saber, or a paper clip?
I felt that great disturbance in the force, as if 1000 voices cried out and then suddenly, there was silence. Like today’s modern music Disney Star Wars won’t be talked about in 50 years.
I think the problem with disney in general, at this point, even if they do make something good, we've been conditioned to expect it to be trashy. they need to "subvert our expectations", at this point that means make something good, and I don't think they're capable with current management, hopefully this show will be a wakeup call that no matter how much funding they get from multinational hedge fund stock holders and such, they can't force people to like or buy what they're trying to sell us literally or metaphorically...
A lot of trusted people are going to have to tell me this show is amazing before I even consider watching it. I have no faith in Disney to make a compelling story here.
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If it’s good, I’ll watch it. Simple.
I would also love to see Keanu in Star Wars. I always envisioned him playing an older version of Ezra after he was trained completely.
All hail robothead!
Lolol no. I let you suffer for me then get to listen to you shit on it. I find that much better than watching all this shit coming out.
It would take glowing reviews from people I trust to go anywhere near Disney Wars at this point.
"It's about power and who gets to wield it". Modern Hollywood writers are obsessed with power and that is the trait of a villain.
Lets be fair, modern Hollywood writers don't know what a HERO means or how HEROES are written.
Beautifully put. Might one add that the additional ignorance of mastery of one's passions similarly indicates villainy?
Disney Corporation is a cia asset. freakshow hollyweird is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where they researched human behavioral techniques using stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions
Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media
Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthr*pology. This stuff stems back to mk***tra programs where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media
It’s almost like they took the Southpark episode literally.
Maybe south park called it but they were too invested to make changes lol either way, hilarious.
Kathleen kennedy after watching panderverse: *furiously taking notes*
They actually had this in the pipeline for YEARS and were suppose to drop it earlier apparently but I’m pretty sure that single South Park episode actually did damage to this entire franchise to the point they tried to delay the project so people will hopefully forget about the joke but that will literally never happen 😂😂
Disney: "And i took that personally"
Star Wars: The Revenge Of The Kathleen Kennedy.
It’s almost like hiring people whose whole personality doesn’t ever evolve beyond their sexuality is a mistake. Great art requires depth which is something Hollywood is sorely lacking.
As a gay man i can attest that I love representation more than anyone but for once id like a gay character to just exist and it not be a big deal as it should be.
I remember those robots in college who were so hell bent on making everyone know their stance on sexuality. They pushed me away as they were too gay to talk to. Hopefully they go to college to learn, not show-off or hook-up. I felt that college courses took an easy/cheap route by focusing in these characters/persons instead of actual education. Now look at all these college graduates in media and workforce. Go woke go broke. I feel that they want me to be gay or something so I can vote Democrat
Ah yes. Depth...A thing Star Wars is totally known for...
Narcissists don't have real depth.😂
as a black person im so sick of hollywood pushing the killmonger dreadlocks on black characters when hardly any black people wear the killmonger dreads in real life
Seriously, i have only seen 2 IRL and they were both little kids
Where the waves at?
i keep it obama style because it's cheap and easy. haven't paid for a haircut in 16 years.
Hollyweird is out of touch with real life.
I agree with Robothead. They should bring back the jheri curl.
"Star Wars saved my life 😢" has the exact same energy as "My dog stepped on a bee 😢"
Two crazy women trying to cry because deep down they have no soul to actually cry.
People don't want to talk about it but the history of psychology tells us that men do bad stuff, but more women suffer from narcissism and are more incapable of empithy.
Close your eyes. What do you see?
Leslye Headland: Nothing, Harvey.
well played
👀
😂
"Star Wars saved my life (sob)",.. translation: I have a job everyone!
For some people, Star Wars saving their lives is a legitimate thing.
When Leslie headland, Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant says it... I don't believe her.
She must have been like "If you don't let me do this, I'll spill the beans on all your creepy secrets then kill myself!", in which case she wasn't lying...
That story she gives has to be about the fakest attempt at crying I think i've ever seen. The insane level of narcissism you'd have to have to do that is mind boggling.
That was my first 1st thought as well. She probably saw a dead end career saved by Disney. And the ethics and life she gave up for that dead end career is horrifying
It's crazy that assistants of Hollywood executives that answered phones, got coffee, and most likely did sexual favors for a living are now head creative show runners for star wars.
And Gina Carano got kicked for not being in line with Disneys woke agenda. Has Bobby Iger not just taken the ex- assistant of Harvey, but the island and clients too?
Silence has a price.
It looks like SW became Disney's talentless dump.
SW is now just SJW, nothing surprising.
That's show bizzz!!!
Yaaaassss, Yaaaaassss!
I’m fully expecting them to drag both Plagueis and Yoda into this mess to utterly destroy them, they are among the few characters left in Disney Star Wars who haven’t been completely ruined yet.
I can smell the speech Yoda has about pronouns and trans rights coming from a thousand miles away.
ah man don't remind them !!
Unless they completely destroy cannon then Yoda can’t be in it. The Jedi alive during Episode One had never encountered a Sith and the last reported encounter was over a thousand years prior to that. Plagueis would be around 15 during the time period and was raised from infancy as a Sith, so the Sith in the show probably is him or his master unless they break cannon again.
Yoda jumping around like a _Tom & Jerry_ cartoon in the Prequels was ruined almost 30 years ago.
@@fuferitoHow is less than 22 years "almost 30 years"?
This is like Star Wars The Eternals, a prequel nobody asked for, filled with characters nobody cares about, and will never be mentioned again anywhere in the franchise lol
Cannot wait for all the Acolyte toys end up in the dollar stores next to the Rey toys
Sorry, i know eternals doesn't have a big fanbase or was really good but, my guy, Eternals is probably a 100 times better...
Southpark was spot on 😂
That's because Southpark is also in on the agenda, always has been
@@manoz6194Yeah no bro, don't forget to take your meds
@@manoz6194cringe comment
@darthrevan454 How do you think they get so many things "right"? It's called predictive programming. They just do it in a funny way but that is a result of the greater evil.
@@darthrevan454 How else do you think they get so many things "right"? Jeez some people are so naive. There is NOTHING on TV that will even remotely tell you the truth about anything
Between "YAAAASSSS! YASSSSSS!" and "Star Wars saved my life (sob)" I didn't even need to see the trailer to know this was gonna be brown note level sh!t.
👏🏼
My favorite part was when the intersectional person was on screen
Me: So what's this new show about?
Leslye Headland: I'm Queer
scissoring in space
If a straight White man shows up, and he isn't the villain or a simp, I'll be shocked to my core
🏳🌈
@@makeitsonumberone1358Heh. Lesbian death bed is a thing. Sometimes it's more about not wanting men than actually wanting women.
Its about a chick and she is gay
Made by Big Harv's assistant and starring her wife as one of the main characters.
Gotta love nepotism under Kathleen Kennedy.
They have indeed, put a chick in it, and made it lame and gay.
South Parks getting to be like the Simpsons. Except they predict horrible social trends exploding
And the answer to that is, "This is The Way."
😂
The Force is gay with this one.
@@tyrannozilla camp as a row of tents!
They really pulled a fast one on us with the Force Awakens trailer. How naive we all were.
The Mando trailer as well... we thought we were getting armored cowboys in space. But it turned into the baby yoda dinosaur show.
I saw through it, immediately
@@majorgear1021Me too.Something about they reusing X-wings and Tie fighters didn't sit well with me.
@@majorgear1021 Same. I wasn't interested regardless but it was easy to see the trailers for it were nostalgia bait.
woMandalorian did I post begrudgingly back in the 2015(6?) time of dark shadows to come
Old star wars makes you feel like a kid, Disney star wars makes you feel like a child.
God tier comment.
And a cringe child at that.
Correction: Disney 'Star Wars' IN NAME ONLY, contemptuously treats us like a child.
Feels like children made it.
@@Dazgul Even a six-year-old child can think of a better, MORE ENTERTAINING story, than anyone working at "current year" Disney!
There's NO WAY IN HELL that woman worked with that man and never saw anything creepy/fucked up/inappropriate.
She's got secrets, and this show is most definitely a way to keep her quiet.
Leslye Headland is actually a transitioned Robert Z'dar - he obviously faked his own death and has been living as a woman for years.
Most likely because she’s doing creepy things in the back herself so it was normal for her. Her vibe is definitely off!
No, she spoke to the right people.
If harvey was still around we would be watching his movies which weren't woke.
Notice how drastic the movies changed when he got locked up.
@@1stAmendmentorDie1776 That pervy jew produced some good films for sure
@@ethanwright752
He was doing what his people do.
They do worship the devil after all.
It's time for disney to let the Starwars universe go.
Disney's cia overlords will not allow that to happen
"and give it back to us... The people."😂😅
- Bane, Dark Knight Rises
"...kill it (at the box office) if they have to."
it’s time for disney to let itself go
Nah they need to continue to pound it into the ground and burn billions of dollars until they are forced to sell it to Young Rippa.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?"
"Not a white person in sight. What happened to them all?"
They're the bad guys
They were purged by the matriarchy
Ah you miss the good ole days when Mace and Lando were the only black guys in the entire galaxy. Well they’re never coming back.🤣
Are the white girls not considered white now? Or are they DEI hires as well lol.
@@theruggedindoorsman Mace's gone and Lando's still got his dick stuck in the Falcon's exhaust pipe.
"Robot Head saved my life" there, I said it.
…I thought you typed “ Robert Head” 😜 I’m like “Who’s that?” ….. never mind me, carry on.
Robot Head saved my life too.
Like Reva saved Luke's life. By deciding not to kill. Robot Head has saved all of our lives, by choosing not to become Darth Vader. Thank you, Robot Head.
with a song?
"It's about power and who gets to wield it". Kind of odd how Kathleen Kennedy and Leslie Hedlon both seem to have a lot of power in Hollywood. What is the source behind this power? Hmmm, I wonder....🤔
All those kids are not actors, their friends and creators of the shows kids
With this quality I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re the writing staff😂
that is fairly common though? even Lucas used his kid and some friends kids in the prequels
That's not that big a deal tbh, they sit there and say a line; if at all.
Guess the less attractive kids were put in alien suits, poor kids will get teased about that.
I heard Kimmel's niece or nephew is in the Mandalorian. It's all about who you know.
@@theaces3697 Sure, Will Smith also got his super talented son into movies, it's all good...
"This is not about good or bad. It's about power." - this phrase was written by Kathleen Kenedy herself
While she pooped on an Indiana Jones poster.
"Close your eyes, what do you see?"
"The Panderverse is the pathway to abilities some consider to be..... unnatural."
“We wuz jedis n sheeet.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
John Wick with a lightsaber, yeah I'd watch that.
I second to that.
Third, that sounds fuckin badass
Ninja Kamui. The adult swim anime going on rn, is essentially John Wick but ninjas. They even have sci fi katanas. It’s the closest to Star Wars John wick we are likely to get.
Except no white men allowed
“It’s not about good or bad, it’s about power.” That’s a sentiment literally expressed by Lord Voldemort. 😅
It’s a Sith story. What else do you expect? “It’s about saving the galaxy and being friends with everyone!”?
Stop calling it Star Wars
They ru8ned their IP... its okay Star Wars is dead bro - we still got 6 movies, Rouge One, EU and the good games from it... nothing lasts forever and disney is much like Midas except turning everything to 💩
Star Wars
SW
Shit what
Yknow, that's a great idea... What do we dub it? I suggest "Star Quislings"
💯 starwars is dead
Is it. Cope. Or cry to mommy as you usually do.
*Original Star Wars: A Galaxy Far, Far Away…*
*Disney Star Wars: A Galaxy you should stay far, far away..*
It's not about if the shows is good or bad, it's about who gets to decide whats goes in it
As we know, "the force is female" (and non-white), so that kinda narrows down the things that can go into it...
It's about power and who wields it.
The only thing that catches my attention in this trailer is seeing the damage that a lightsaber can do to these trees, and remembering all the times someone who was hit by this powerful weapon came out alive and walking a short time later in Star Wars from Disney.
An elegant and completely harmless weapon now.
Yup, but his name was not Solo. They threw him off a cliff just to be sure. No grave for that guy.
No Star Wars Bomb is complete without a Robot Head takedown.
I'll never understand how the disguise that Obi-wan Kenobi was wearing in ANH, to blend in with the residents of Tattoine, has become retconned as the default uniform of the Jedi order. Either everyone on the planet was a jedi or no one was 😂...and yes, I know that George Lucas carried that motiff forward into both Empire and ROTJ, but still 😂
Excellent point!
When I was a kid I always assumed Luke’s sick black outfit from the end of ROTJ was the “uniform” of the Jedi…. Which would make a lot more sense.
Sadly the prequels decided otherwise.
Thank you. I've been saying this since the time of the prequels. I guess Uncle Owen was a Jedi knight too.
The Jedi 'uniform' should be an approximation of what Luke wore in ROTJ. Fighters who wield laser swords wouldn't be wearing baggy clothes and a robe.
While we're on the subject, there's too many Jedi. Better to present them as smaller in number but mysterious & powerful, rather than armies of them that are easily disposed of. That would also help sell why their presence and use of the force is seemingly forgotten in the original trilogy despite so little time having passed.
@@ron5545 Came here to mention Uncle Owen too. And I second literally everything else you said.
I agree with you guys but my in Universe excuse is that the Jedi robes became stylish to the Plebs & that's why older people dressed like them. Like and his buddy's don't because the Jedi was their Dad's things.
“some really cool hair”
and then bro pulled up with the KILLMONGER😭💀
I know people are ragging on it a lot. But, I actually like it. 🤷 I do see it being like a cliche or trope though, for sure.
a Jedi mind trick is NOT the lasso of truth. They really don't understand the force.
its space magic, you don't understand it either. Its a mcguffin.
She looks like the old dude from "Up"
"I see fire."
Ed Sheeran called, he wants his song title back.
Or maybe adele
Speaking of bringing Earth stuff in Star Wars I remember an article begging that Star Wars bring in characters with Muslim names. The author's reasoning is that since Christianity is already represented by Luke, a name from the the Bible, so now Star War should diversify its roster of characters. I don't remember when exactly this article was released but I know that the current meaning of the words "woke" and "diversity" haven't yet to appear. I think this was back when I was still mostly read articles from websites and have yet to become a full time UA-cam content consumer.
The author of that article should just read Dune instead. If that’s what they want
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 They’d unironically call Dune (the OG Dune) Islamophobic
@@Anayoth they already call the new ones “white savior”. These people are mental.
That view of Leslye behind bars looks good to me.
😉
Always a great day when Robot Head drops a new banger video about the ongoing tragedy that is "Disney Star Wars".
“It’s not about good or bad Star Wars content. It’s about ownership and who gets to exploit it.”
Any sliver of interest I may have had in this show evaporated with that dimwit going "Yassss! Yassss!".
Nah, you must watch it or you're officially a misogynist...
"Star Wars saved my life."
And I, for one, will never forgive it.
hahaha just another reason to dislike it.
Saved her life but ruined millions
Fun Fact: Carrie-Ann is only in the 1st episode of the show, he presence in the trailer is a bait and switch.
If she's your bait your show has big problems
@@HiddenHandMedia I mean, shes the biggest name on the show, so of course she is the bait.
@@HiddenHandMedia the acting in this show is going to be dumpster tier
I think Disney is just trolling us all now.
The lack of self awareness at Disney is astounding
Reall,y I think what we got was South Park insider info- and they made an episode (in a week's time) to bemuse us. NOW we have the fruit of their labors to aid in our own level of mockery.
No they genuinely think this is awesome. Hollywood is one big insane asylum
The fact that they had to create a story involving Leia in the Obi Wan series, and that Luke was not even considered at all, says a lot about the attention to even macroscopic details of these productions... who needs more protection? To a little girl who is part of a very powerful family, who lives on a peaceful planet...or to a boy who resides with his aunt and uncle on an isolated farm in the middle of a desert, populated by aggressive natives, dangerous animals and various others dangers?
Not to mention that Leia won't mention all this mess when she records her distress message in ANH, only mentioning the Clone Wars...and, indeed...the way she talks about it ("you served (you, Obi Wan Kenobi) under my father in the Clone Wars") suggests a story told to her by her father Bail Organa, and that therefore she has never met Obi firsthand.
Yes, as an Alaskan Inuit, I was wondering why I wasn't a Star wars fan all these years.
Having finally seen actors that look similar to me, I'm now fully engaged in this magical inclusive well written world!
Here is a question. How many white male kids you counted in that kids group? Huh, interesting, isn't it.
They put them in the Sith camp
@@BlackGold-fc7tu If you happen to spot one in this show, he’s 95% probably evil
Exactly 0 by my count.
Only females, POC and aliens. Then again, "the force is female" (and POC/alien, I guess), as we know...
Why does there have to be white males?
Haven't watched any of Disney's disasters in a long time. The more people that watch, the more they keep making
I'm inexplicably hyped by keanu Reeves as Revan. Oh my lord, the potential glory
no better character could be cast
It would never be made, that would imply there is a strong white male that is utterly self reliant. Disney believes only coloured people can be in their shows and if there are white males they must be pathetic and leashed to strong women for guidance/protection. I mean just look at the state of the two hippos running Star Wars, there is a mission going on because they are unhappy they look like fucked uncooked eggs.
You definitely hit the nail on the head when you say it all looks the same. I do wonder how anybody gets excited for this IP anymore.
I sure as heck don’t. The closest I get to watching it are youtube videos tearing it apart.
A detail I really appreciated in Andor was that a lot of people had hairstyles that looked like they were from the late 70's / early 80's.
"Close your eyes! What do you see?"
"I can see the (dislike) numbers, Mason! What do they mean?"
Star Wars is dead to me.
Disney killed it unfortunately
Star wars died the moment that George Lucas sold his soul to Disney four four billion dollars.
@@danielestey7780 well honestly who wouldn't? 🤣🤣🤣
Kathleen: "What are your Qualifications?"
Leslye: "I'm Queer"
Kathleen: "You're hired."
Yo, Robot Head! At least we can all have some fun comiserating over a once great IP. Cheers from Brasil! All the best 🇧🇷🤘
With all these planets in a vast universe they could explore and the means to create it, they always end up in Scotland
LoL sounds like my summer holidays. "Bl**dy Dundee again?"
Ahaha
With few exceptions such as Andor and moments from The Mandalorian, that trailer was the last Star Wars "Star Wars-thing" that we had.
Andor doesn't count because half of us hated it.
@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz Yes! Andor was very lame
4:35 not to mention some of these kids are standing way too close to each other if those are indeed 'real' lightsabers, someone's gonna lose an arm.
They're supposed to be trined enough to be well aware of themselves and their surroundings
The opposite of love is not hate….
…..it’s indifference.
Apathy is death.
The opposite of love is this comment section
Why dont Disney just put out the trilogy they really want:
Episode 1: Trans Awakening
Episode 2: The last Straight Whitey
Episode 3: Rise of the Diverse LGHDTV+ Community
what's wrong with having gay people in star wars? you know they actually exist as real people going about their day to day lives just like you, right?
@@KydaWoIfI'm gay myself but it doesn't make me unique or special. Its 2024 and is practically normalised at this point.
Im just bored of directors expecting praise purely because of their own background or casting choices. Aren't you?
The overall story, production and actual talent is what matters most. The sexuality of a character or the actors involved is irrelevant...but Disney seem to think otherwise.
if only they could show us evil baby Palpatine, pooping his pants all over, we can only dream 😔
A prepubescent palpatine pooping in his pantiloons?
It will be revealed that he was originally a black gay girl, but turned into a straight white male as he become more and more evil.
But still with Ian's voice! "I SENSE A POOPING!" lol
My first reaction to the acolyte was * i cant wait for robotheads breakdown
Thanks RH! At least I have you, the Drinker and Reaper to look forward to when there's a new Star War.
It’s absolutely insane what Disney and Kk had done with a 5 billion franchise. The only positive is I’m such a fan of UA-camrs channels that skewer Star Wars content, and there are so many!
"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before" -Butthead-
Reva doesn’t have dreads, she has corn rolls which form into braids.. which in my opinion is more horrible to include in the Star Wars universe. Corn rolls are way worse to include in this universe. It immediately takes me out of the show (even as a black woman myself) and ruins the immersion that was already lacking to begin with.
No, , that was a dumb looking "BeeHive Weave" on her head. She would fit right in, at a big city DMV with that
The tired 'Yeah' from the lady shill at the 9:53 mark was hilarious! Trying to be excited 😅 thank you in advance, Robot Head for sitting through this one you legend!
If you find yourself using the line...
"This isn't about good or bad. This is about power, and who's allowed to use it..." You might be the baddie.
To me a Sith female like her could never be a great villain. We want some old creepy man mysterious
Someone OBVIOUSLY never read Darth Bane.
@@ThespianPrince13 darth Bane is a male
@@guillaumeinjjuz1744 And his apprentice was female. That’s what I’m saying.
@@ThespianPrince13 I think you are assuming her gender which means you are phobic and stereotyping and now I'm triggered and need to go eat ice cream to relax but I have this mask on because I don't want to catch the covid so now I'm anxious and don't know what to do and I can't get up off my couch because I have lupis and was sexually assaulted by the patriarchy which is why I can't work anywhere but starbucks or target. I really hate pretty women and I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
Why the hell were there so many yellow light sabers?! There are only a small handful of sentinels in the whole universe for Christ sakes. You are either a temple guardian or a sentinel who acts on their own, they virtually never operate with other Jedi…
I like the part where star wars saves her life. So stunning.
Best Acolyte video! I was with you in 2015. I even suppressed Hans terrible death scene after watching it...Who could screw up a franchise that everyone "wanted" to love?
Anyway great review and gave me some good memories of seeing the trailer of the Force Awakens again. Respect Robot Head!
When I saw TFA I picked up on The Message... had low expectations.. gave it 3.5/10 after seeing the movie.I was checked out afterward.. glad many have finally caught on.
"You take the blue milk...the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red milk...you stay in a galaxy far far away, and I show you how deep the trash compactor goes”. 😂😂😂😂 the Acolyte trailer comments are gold!
I'm not watching it I'll just watch robot head rip it to shreds because EVERYTHING I have felt watching this gen star wars he skillfully elaborated what I've felt about it.
You are the only SW commentator who has ever brought up the Force super speed in ep 1!
I expected obi wan to pay it off at the end of the movie from the first time I saw it in theaters, and couldn't believe i never heard anyone point that HUGE plot hole out!
Finally a couple yrs ago I mentioned it in an EFAP chat, and a friendly ewok there said that there is a DVD commentary where the editor or someone says that its NOT actually force speed run, but an unintended glitch in the movie edit that was incomprehensibly left in rather than cut or corrected.
I remember reading the novelisation of TPM when it first came out, and it definitely said the Jedi force run from the droidekas. So that editor or producer was talking bollocks. It wasn't any overlooked glitch.
@@whos-the-stiff well then I'm back to my original question of WHY the hell didn't obi wan force run fast through the reactor shields and stop qui-gon from being the only person killed by lightsaber poke to the torso?!
Three cheers for RobotHead!
RobotHead is so sexy, I want to have his baby!
Robothead for President!
Wow. Pumped for this one. Looks so beautiful and brave. Almost as if, there is a ceiling, made of glass, and the glass was a gender/race, and this somehow breaks the glass. So message. So brand.
Honey wake up, new robot head video just dropped.
YIPPEEEEEE!!!!
3:46 "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, "1984" ='[.]'=
the black male haristyle that will be used from now on is the "Myles Morales" look, @ 10:49 that's the only way leslie will be seen in the future, through bars. Also...why is no one using the term SITHUATION...
AT-AT crushing Lamo Headless was the highlight of the week.
Perfect timing, I was just looking for something good to listen to
Yoo you brought back the old outro!
On younglings with lightsabers: I don’t think it’s fair to call out lightsaber mechanics when you claim to not have read the books from before the prequels (EU). They have power settings that can be turned down for younglings. Instead of dismembering, it causes burns.
Uh…quick epiphany about Carrie Anne Moss-
Wouldn’t she have been a good Bastila to Keanu’s Revan 😮
FOR SURE!!!
I generally can't bring myself to care in the slightest anymore towards Star Wars. Neither anger nor frustration. Just complete apathy and embrassment. There's nothing left to get angry about anymore. The damage was done with the destruction of the OT characters and their accomplishments in the Sequels alone. Everything after is just beating a long dead horse. I've just accepted the franchise is gone now and forever and have just moved onto other ventures.
OMG! Why have i never seen or thought of that, Keanu Reeves as a Jedi! I would actually pay to go see that in the cinema, even after swearing never to pay for another Disney movie ever again
A Gerry curl for Wookies ! Brilliant !
i mean i always try to first judge something after i seen it, but i know this probally like the other shows were it has some interesting plot set up in the first few episodes and then completly ruins it by forgetting about it for the most part or make others act stupid so the bad guys can get away (like with asoka).
How about that one kid with giant eyes and no eyelids? How does she "close his eyes"? Or how does she not get her eye poked out by a light saber, or a paper clip?
Doesn't even seem like any type biological/evolutionary advantage to not have eyelids or eyelashes
Poor shrimp head - always ostracised 😂
Maybe the kid can't see already? 😅
I didn’t realize that was an add until you were halfway through it, so good job.
It's like this was written by the same AI that created the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow
I felt that great disturbance in the force, as if 1000 voices cried out and then suddenly, there was silence. Like today’s modern music Disney Star Wars won’t be talked about in 50 years.
Disney is killing jedi. It doesn't make sense. 😅😂😅
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The Jedi Knight "with the really cool hair" looks like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld... XD
I think the problem with disney in general, at this point, even if they do make something good, we've been conditioned to expect it to be trashy. they need to "subvert our expectations", at this point that means make something good, and I don't think they're capable with current management, hopefully this show will be a wakeup call that no matter how much funding they get from multinational hedge fund stock holders and such, they can't force people to like or buy what they're trying to sell us literally or metaphorically...
A lot of trusted people are going to have to tell me this show is amazing before I even consider watching it. I have no faith in Disney to make a compelling story here.