The madness dream is real (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2025

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  • @grit1
    @grit1 8 місяців тому +321

    This fresh youtube video definitely has a lot of weird type A chatters off screen

    • @BizzleyBear
      @BizzleyBear 8 місяців тому +3

      could you give me the type a/b rundown again¿

    • @steelgunsuit
      @steelgunsuit 8 місяців тому +6

      He's lost in the straw-man forest.

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 8 місяців тому +31

      @@BizzleyBearyou know the people who are like “omg he did X at this point when he could have done Y and got .02 better outcome? A type
      You know the people going lmao so true mamma lizs joker oil? B type

    • @lunarshining7964
      @lunarshining7964 8 місяців тому +2

      Just picture that it's K8 and baby off screen as the other half of the convo.

  • @offbrandDavid
    @offbrandDavid 8 місяців тому +509

    this feels like a stinky vod, not a fresh video

    • @Zaxophone32
      @Zaxophone32 8 місяців тому +143

      NL giving us a VOD but calling it fresh UA-cam content is his version of quiet quitting

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 8 місяців тому +89

      ​@@Zaxophone32 whenever NL is quiet quitting, it generally means he's a week or two away from another Disney cruise.

    • @huntokarthedestroyer2267
      @huntokarthedestroyer2267 8 місяців тому +34

      We're balotro guys. Of course we skip for 180 seconds to watch a hand be played.

    • @feedmewifi_477
      @feedmewifi_477 2 місяці тому

      would northernlion lie to us?

  • @Drazer012
    @Drazer012 8 місяців тому +178

    Not often we get the docket on a VOD, appreciate the little things

  • @XxBonkyxX
    @XxBonkyxX 8 місяців тому +112

    We’re Balatro guys, of course we see the game playing when we close our eyes

  • @partytime1868
    @partytime1868 8 місяців тому +46

    They can just plant me in the ground after NL (maybe intentionally) confused a capybara with a chupacabra. Dying laughing rn.

  • @Ztaticify
    @Ztaticify 8 місяців тому +26

    1:09:38 The irony of mixing up capybara with chupacabra after that entire conversation

    • @IndicatedGoodLife
      @IndicatedGoodLife 8 місяців тому +5

      I fucking lost it

    • @ChunLo21
      @ChunLo21 8 місяців тому +8

      I was so confused the entire time until he called capybara some mythical Mexican creatures

  • @straub42
    @straub42 8 місяців тому +10

    Skipping the Midas Mask with an eternal Vampire killed me

    • @dbalatero
      @dbalatero 3 дні тому

      ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

  • @shirdzz
    @shirdzz 8 місяців тому +6

    finally, we've been getting april 22nd vods for around 4 weeks now it's good to have fresh stinky vods

  • @fadhilbasheer2920
    @fadhilbasheer2920 8 місяців тому +59

    0:41 me when I'm dining at a bougie restaurant for the first and only time in my life, knowing I'll never be here again

  • @benschubert9830
    @benschubert9830 8 місяців тому +56

    NL gets chicot with remarkable consistency

    • @lunarshining7964
      @lunarshining7964 8 місяців тому +16

      And he makes sure to go out of his way to disrespect it each and every time haha

  • @bulkbogan6235
    @bulkbogan6235 8 місяців тому +64

    NL is a kinda guy that shaves with Occam's Razor.

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 8 місяців тому +25

    NL talking shit about Chicot when he loses to boss blinds all the damn time 💀

  • @aereonexapprentice7205
    @aereonexapprentice7205 8 місяців тому +26

    Baseball card, my beloved. How many moons have we failed to include you in a homerun. How many shops have we passed just to have our joker lineup as common as a peasant. Now let us hold hand in hand, boyo, for the 1.5X mult feast that we all deserve.

  • @Haanski
    @Haanski 8 місяців тому +22

    25:18 me when I'm forced to use the public restroom towards the end of a sporting event
    25:27 also me when I finally find a stall that I deem "good enough" 😮

  • @natural_20s
    @natural_20s 10 днів тому +1

    25:03 when I walk up to the banana stand and there’s no pears

  • @Jonathaan_n
    @Jonathaan_n 12 днів тому +1

    22:48 this has me dying as a type A chatter, how can you skip the glorious photochad combo

  • @Sc0ntay
    @Sc0ntay 8 місяців тому +3

    7:23 I needed this so fucking much I can't tell you how good it feels to not experience 4-5 minutes of a chatter getting assblasted

    • @andrewm6470
      @andrewm6470 4 місяці тому

      And if you still want a taste, just read the comments

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 8 місяців тому +13

    44:28 were fibonnaci guys of course we play flushes for no reason even though its anti-synergistic with our jokers.

  • @Pimpega
    @Pimpega 8 місяців тому +14

    25:04 me when im in the supermarket looking for my favourite fruit

  • @tamriilin
    @tamriilin 2 місяці тому +2

    1:11:23 French royalty to the peasantry during the late 1700s

  • @the_chucklenuts25
    @the_chucklenuts25 8 місяців тому +15

    47:47 me when I’m in the East Blue

  • @butchnighthawk1673
    @butchnighthawk1673 8 місяців тому +4

    the pervert rant is so fucking real on god

  • @SquirrelyDude1
    @SquirrelyDude1 8 місяців тому +6

    13:00 sheesh gets my noggin joggin.

  • @maxgeopiano
    @maxgeopiano 8 місяців тому +4

    46:39 what everyone thought before 2022

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 8 місяців тому +1

    13:11 Kejimkujik reference! ive been there when I was in Canada. small world.

  • @VibeJunkies
    @VibeJunkies 8 місяців тому +2

    My ass back in the day with a tummy ache "Its leeching time"

  • @TheSolgrid
    @TheSolgrid 8 місяців тому

    I feel that kids story creep, then you suddenly are reading 5 books

  • @scootscoot5061
    @scootscoot5061 8 місяців тому +3

    9:34 Garfield here, appreciate the shoutout+ the park discussion that I start later

  • @gangstreG123
    @gangstreG123 8 місяців тому +1

    25:04 me when I'm waiting on my holiday order from Harry & David

  • @CrimsonUmbrella
    @CrimsonUmbrella 8 місяців тому +1

    Pogged up for some more Balatro

  • @qwe123337
    @qwe123337 8 місяців тому

    Wow, just an ant on a log. I bet some of these people think they just fell out of a coconut tree

  • @bistrobmusic
    @bistrobmusic 8 місяців тому

    Costco used to have an organic golden kiwi box but it hasn't been around my area in ages.

  • @ragemodeonline7778
    @ragemodeonline7778 8 місяців тому

    I just have to appreciate it that NL pronounced Kejimkujik correctly.

  • @Dino_Nuggys777
    @Dino_Nuggys777 8 місяців тому +52

    This is a stinky twitch vod 🤢

  • @turagamaxil
    @turagamaxil 8 місяців тому

    you switching into a pop-punk voice randomly is wild

  • @WollyChaps
    @WollyChaps 8 місяців тому

    Rose sounds as sweet instead of smells as sweet, mixing up Capybara and Chupacabra... Vintage egg, we're pogging.

  • @Aaku13
    @Aaku13 8 місяців тому +1

    you will not disrespect chicot like that

    • @mschuhler
      @mschuhler 8 місяців тому

      chicot blows, all my homies hate chicot

  • @wyldenites
    @wyldenites 8 місяців тому

    I said Hmm, and then he did immediately after, so I laughed, "Hm-m-m!"

  • @-ScarletTMA-
    @-ScarletTMA- 8 місяців тому

    Mmmm, Tomo the cat dipped in Mama' Liz's kitty litter oil!

  • @Montewtf
    @Montewtf 8 місяців тому +1

    36:00 hmm +13 mult or ×2 mult giving essentially +8. definitely the ×2
    edit: my bad he thought it also copied the holo which would i guess be +18 mult.

  • @juumm
    @juumm 8 місяців тому +1

    59:03 me when I'm melting oh what a world what a world

  • @bigdumpygaming
    @bigdumpygaming 8 місяців тому +1

    I had a run yesterday with 2 copies of eternal Madness and an eternal polychrome Burglar. It was my first run on Gold Stake. Boss blind was Verdant Leaf. You can guess how it went.
    (Nah, I won actually. >:])

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 8 місяців тому +2

    Jokers that only work on the boss which is one third of the game need to be buffed or do something else when not in a boss blind

    • @senpai2.054
      @senpai2.054 8 місяців тому +2

      its a tradeoff. you give up 1 joker space that wouldve gone towards optimizing your amount of score, in exchange for making boss blinds easier.

  • @Blue-sn7xk
    @Blue-sn7xk 8 місяців тому +2

    33:06 me when I'm a surfer and I see a gnarly wave coming in

  • @ericmiller6851
    @ericmiller6851 8 місяців тому +2

    30:42 when my friend sends me an unsolicited link from a sketchy site

  • @GenesisHD
    @GenesisHD 8 місяців тому +1

    He has NEVER CHOSEN THE SON WHAT IS THIS?

    • @ZZalles1
      @ZZalles1 8 місяців тому +2

      My doctor diagnosing my vitamin D deficiency

  • @xWursty
    @xWursty 7 місяців тому

    25:37 me when I'm french and someone says something I agree with

  • @trapperdixon1509
    @trapperdixon1509 8 місяців тому +14

    Chicot should be guaranteed negative

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 8 місяців тому

      Interesting idea.

    • @nullptr5740
      @nullptr5740 8 місяців тому +5

      i saw an idea that chicot should flip boss effects into positives, like manacle = +1 hand size, wall = 75% boss blind, suit bosses debuffed = suit gives +30 chips, needle = play +1 hand, etc

    • @Jack-sy6di
      @Jack-sy6di 8 місяців тому

      @@nullptr5740 I don't think that makes sense. If you wouldn't have survived without the inverted boss blind "buff", you'll just die to the next blind anyway. It sounds cool but is not much of an advantage due to the way the game works

    • @darianfelice5353
      @darianfelice5353 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Jack-sy6dinot if that boss blind specifically counters your build

    • @Jack-sy6di
      @Jack-sy6di 8 місяців тому +3

      @@darianfelice5353 but then disabling it would be enough

  • @rtltrap4ufire2ice14
    @rtltrap4ufire2ice14 8 місяців тому

    The kiwis 🥝 are being picked too green and are not ripe. This is typical when demand is great and drought has plagued the crop.
    4:23

  • @apbeck9
    @apbeck9 8 місяців тому +3

    Something...stinks about this...

  • @franslair2199
    @franslair2199 8 місяців тому

    49:25 not NL discarding a straight that's buffed by a joker

  • @WhiskerDog
    @WhiskerDog 8 місяців тому +1

    1:16 I feel like he just picks the daughter every time in these questions
    2x UA-cam daughter or UA-cam shorts son?

  • @algertman
    @algertman 8 місяців тому

    Good ol'd Merv the Perv.

  • @MOE16R
    @MOE16R 3 місяці тому

    Capybara vs chupacabra is crazy

  • @WASD_ii
    @WASD_ii 8 місяців тому

    Kejimakujik mentioned!

  • @Joe_Molotov
    @Joe_Molotov 8 місяців тому +1

    uh oh, stinky!

  • @scottv5587
    @scottv5587 8 місяців тому

    No one is doing balatro like him

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 8 місяців тому

      yeah, " they" are doing it far better lol. NL can hardly touch E on a good day, and it's the norm for pros

  • @aguy2241
    @aguy2241 8 місяців тому

    Not buying bootstrap was crazy

  • @raulzaha3096
    @raulzaha3096 8 місяців тому

    58:23 How dare you? You piece

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 8 місяців тому +11

    hi tomo

    • @TerraSleet
      @TerraSleet 8 місяців тому +1

      [demonic wailing in the background]

  • @JohnDoe-e4i
    @JohnDoe-e4i 8 місяців тому

    46:27 me when someone starts saying Gen alpha slang to me

  • @OysterKing
    @OysterKing Місяць тому

    Kejimkujik mentioned what the hell

  • @classyhoboclips7805
    @classyhoboclips7805 8 місяців тому

    Chicot buff he still disables boss blind and for every boss blind disables gain 1xmult and he starts at 1.5 stays legendary

  • @oliverhyde4316
    @oliverhyde4316 8 місяців тому

    25:03 me when i’m rick ross

  • @BoffaG1
    @BoffaG1 8 місяців тому +4

    Can't believe bro posts this much, either you're really committed or you have a team NL but props man

    • @dylaningram6896
      @dylaningram6896 8 місяців тому +2

      The Vatican cloned him

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 8 місяців тому +1

      Nah he's just one guy, he just streams a lot and then also makes a video on top of it every day

    • @BoffaG1
      @BoffaG1 8 місяців тому

      @@dylaningram6896 they used blueprint on his ass

  • @dylaningram6896
    @dylaningram6896 8 місяців тому +1

    Did he beat jokerless??

    • @Haanski
      @Haanski 8 місяців тому +1

      If you have to ask... 😢

    • @dallasthomas-rd8hq
      @dallasthomas-rd8hq 8 місяців тому

      Consider me ignorant, but I don't know if this means yes or no and had the same question...

    • @IndicatedGoodLife
      @IndicatedGoodLife 8 місяців тому

      Yes he has

    • @dylaningram6896
      @dylaningram6896 8 місяців тому

      @@IndicatedGoodLife what video?

    • @Haanski
      @Haanski 8 місяців тому

      @dallasthomas-rd8hq I actually wasn't sure either, sorry for the vague response. I just know I have been watching all the youtube videos and I haven't seen it yet...
      So it is possible he beat it and the video just hasn't been put out yet for whatever reason. I guess one of these days we will see it if he did.

  • @butchnighthawk1673
    @butchnighthawk1673 8 місяців тому

    when will bro play orbo's odyssy

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 8 місяців тому +1

    1:03:55 when I'm a Persian messenger talking to Leonidas

  • @mrkamikaze5
    @mrkamikaze5 8 місяців тому +1

    fresh pogs straight off the menu

  • @not_ryuka
    @not_ryuka 8 місяців тому

    1:03:54 me when house of fun comes on

  • @tosuto2906
    @tosuto2906 8 місяців тому +1

    we're

  • @CCCe33
    @CCCe33 8 місяців тому +1

    o dam

  • @tiffanytorgerson5703
    @tiffanytorgerson5703 8 місяців тому

    Capybaras are real brother. Australia lol

  • @boredwools2158
    @boredwools2158 8 місяців тому

    Chicot definitely needs a big buff. Maybe +1 joker slot on top? Maybe too good, but the rest of the legendaries are too good.

    • @TimTim3000
      @TimTim3000 8 місяців тому

      Chicot is just fine imo. Canio is the one that needs a buff.

    • @boredwools2158
      @boredwools2158 8 місяців тому

      @@TimTim3000 H UH????

    • @boredwools2158
      @boredwools2158 8 місяців тому

      @@TimTim3000 You're joking right? Canio is an easy win; except for abandoned deck

    • @TimTim3000
      @TimTim3000 8 місяців тому

      @@boredwools2158 I just have never gotten the cards I needed to support Canio, but maybe you're right and my sample size is too small. Whereas Chicot has saved my butt numerous times.

  • @mauriaagria
    @mauriaagria 8 місяців тому

    You swear? Are you sure?

  • @vader9133
    @vader9133 8 місяців тому

    I've learned a lot of new words from NL over the years, usually when he says something I'm not familiar with I google it and write it down. But at 3:30 he says 'deminim' and I swear to god it's not a real word. I've looked up deminum, diminim, deminim, and the only thing even close is 'de minimis' which is unnaplicable in the context he used it. I'm convinced either bro made it up or used it wrong.

    • @lfr01
      @lfr01 8 місяців тому +3

      demonym

  • @TheBroodingRogue
    @TheBroodingRogue 8 місяців тому +2

    A voucher is better than chicot

  • @totalphantasm
    @totalphantasm 8 місяців тому

    Eternal Rental Golden Joker is a hilariously bad roll. Lose one joker slot for 1$/round. Worst spectral pack card ever

  • @grantdixon36
    @grantdixon36 8 місяців тому

    36:03 Me when I’m gay

  • @jeremyc5570
    @jeremyc5570 8 місяців тому

    UTI son or diarrhea daughter

  • @Tobberoth
    @Tobberoth 8 місяців тому

    Rofl, did a chatter just randomly claim dacia is swedish for no reason? It's romanian, what the hell 😂

  • @hastingsdavin2599
    @hastingsdavin2599 8 місяців тому

    "Pierogi, in my opinion, clears all dumplings" THATS THE WORST TAKE IVE HEARD ON THIS CHANNEL 😭

    • @sbubbieseibbubs
      @sbubbieseibbubs 7 місяців тому

      i refuse to put 2 bad bitches against eachother

  • @TimTim3000
    @TimTim3000 8 місяців тому

    We're ADHD guys, so of course we... look, squirrel!

  • @amrit6252
    @amrit6252 8 місяців тому +2

    32:31 it’s not that modern medicine is the problem. It’s that our medical system under capitalism isn’t geared towards actually benefiting the masses of people to help us get well. The profit motive must be removed and that means we must organize for socialism. 🫡

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT 8 місяців тому

      but how do you do a truly free socialist republic? most of the ones i'm familiar with are thinly veiled dictatorships, at least capitalism gives everyone the opportunity to eat the poor for their own gain--socialist countries don't even give you that most of the time