@Commando23414221998 same! I had a run that felt great. Ante 7 boss blind was the wall. Barely got by and felt great. Ante 8 was the violet vessel and I didn't come close. Then next run got like 5 red seal glass cards that never broke and it was a cake walk
@Commando23414221998 i almost got it first try today, was running heart flush five 6s, ante 7 boss was debuff hearts, I never saw the reroll boss voucher so i insta lost. was quite frustrating to happen at the very last opportunity lol
Right... Everytime he complains about Square Joker he doesn't play better valued hands; ie two pair or three of kind with extra card. Like yeah it's gunna suck 😂
"who the fuck did you donate you, that shits gone its across the world" had me pissing laughing. no idea why. also @northernlion the proper term is BAG-USSY pronounced Baa-G-Uh-see. Source: dude just trust me.
I dont have a source for this, but I've read that all Atlantic salmon is farmed in pretty terrible conditions because we killed off all of the natural Atlantic salmon. So that's probably why most sold salmon even in BC is Atlantic. It's cheaper because it's farmed not wild.
The California Roll, contrary to its name and popular belief, was invented in Vancouver by a Japanese chef named Hidekazu Tojo in the late 70s, and also claimed to innovate the "rice-outside" style roll, but idk about that one.
Where I live, cafes with regular food are on par with prices with fast food chains like burger king or mcD, but they actually have delicious food instead of cardboard nonsense that fast foods provide. And if you wanna, you can go to like a local diner and get a complex lunch for like a third of the price that you would pay in fast food. I personally have it even better - the factory that I work on has a discount for workers in the diner that they own, so I get a 3 course lunch for literally $2
European food be like: Boiled eye jelly and fermented bone marrow smeared on maggot infested cheese North American food be like: butter and fish sandwhich
The only time i throw my dogs poop in other bins is when theyre still out on the street. They picked up trash on friday, its monday morning. Get your bin off the damn street
"UA-cam bad" "Tiktok bad" hey hey guys, chill. We are all civilised people here, let's get along. I personally prefer a different social media platform, prnhub, they post math lectures here.
47:20 yeah guys why can’t you just… hold onto a bag of dog poop until night to then go throw it away at the public park..? NL really thought he cooked with that
16;45 As an HVAC technician, we are not worried about the average person lesrning enough to put us out if business. Same goes for electrical, plumbing, roofing, and other trades. Learn to unclog your shower first lol.
I finally beat the jokerless challenge with a heart focused flush build. Got crazy lucky with glass cards not breaking. Thsnk god its over and i can finally go back to enjoying the game.
Yeah. When the game is officially on the docket, Egg typically has like a 10-14 day backlog in case of extenuating circumstances or just wanting to take a break from a game.
I watch 2x youtube cause I started doing it for school, forgot to turn it off, and now Im used to it. I've been doing this since I was in middle school now so it's jover, I'm stuck with it
We’re Balatro guys, of course we ignore the Jokerless challenge
Rip
so fucking glad I finally finished that mf
@Commando23414221998 same! I had a run that felt great. Ante 7 boss blind was the wall. Barely got by and felt great. Ante 8 was the violet vessel and I didn't come close.
Then next run got like 5 red seal glass cards that never broke and it was a cake walk
@Commando23414221998 i almost got it first try today, was running heart flush five 6s, ante 7 boss was debuff hearts, I never saw the reroll boss voucher so i insta lost. was quite frustrating to happen at the very last opportunity lol
@@frawding9438I got lucky with 5oak kings never running into plant
29:33 an alien proposing what the plan is for tonight
We’re cat guys, of course we- HI TOMO
Time to Tomo: 7:37
Hi tomo!!!!
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Hi Tomo, hey buddy
9:32 me at the interview when they ask if I have any questions
17:18 9 after finding out that 7 is way more into vore than she had expected and doesnt think their relationship is gonna work out
0:42 me when I'm wondering if my hired contractor has finished renovating the exterior of my house
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13:21 Me when I'm a bee
We’re bee guys, of course we pollinate
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Oppenheimer deciding if he's gonna help make the bomb 37:19
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Holy I'm laughing
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We're balatro guys. Despite everything, we're still balatro guys.
Nothing like a tall glass of chili oil and a new Balatro
im all here for balatro and only balatro but let me tell you i can never get enough of random chatters getting analyzed to death
poorly explaining Elf (2003) to my roommate 22:13
0:19 Me when I need to list the names of three Vietnamese people
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We’re we’re we’re, we’re we’re we’re we’re we’re we’re we’re
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We're We're guys, of course We're We're
32:53 Straight dookie >>> Scorable hands
Right... Everytime he complains about Square Joker he doesn't play better valued hands; ie two pair or three of kind with extra card. Like yeah it's gunna suck 😂
"who the fuck did you donate you, that shits gone its across the world" had me pissing laughing. no idea why. also @northernlion the proper term is BAG-USSY pronounced Baa-G-Uh-see. Source: dude just trust me.
9:22 me when I walk into the bathroom that the pope just exited
The momma lizz's chili oil meme got to me so hard I had to make chili oil for the first time the other day (it was goated)
I was kind of hoping Tomo would appear after NL was saying his name for so long in the beginning lol
@14:59 Me watching the tour de france sprint and see the astana sprinter come out the pack
okay, okay, lets watch this guy, lets watch this guy play Balatro.
We're balatro guys, of course we let our overconfidence blind us to the boss blind
When the plumber is attracted to the window 15:03
52:58 Me when I'm at the pot store
I dont have a source for this, but I've read that all Atlantic salmon is farmed in pretty terrible conditions because we killed off all of the natural Atlantic salmon. So that's probably why most sold salmon even in BC is Atlantic. It's cheaper because it's farmed not wild.
we're balatro guys, of course we're dipped to our gord into mama liz' thank you tomo thank you thank you top spin oil
We’re balatro guys, of course we drink Moma Liz’s chilli oil
The California Roll, contrary to its name and popular belief, was invented in Vancouver by a Japanese chef named Hidekazu Tojo in the late 70s, and also claimed to innovate the "rice-outside" style roll, but idk about that one.
The location and identity of its inventor is highly disputed.
11:35 shade on Finland was uncalled for. I know we don't have cuisine akin to the mediterranean, but we tryin' our best, man.
The secret to being a reformed chatter is to just pog a lot. New tech unlocked.
Where I live, cafes with regular food are on par with prices with fast food chains like burger king or mcD, but they actually have delicious food instead of cardboard nonsense that fast foods provide. And if you wanna, you can go to like a local diner and get a complex lunch for like a third of the price that you would pay in fast food. I personally have it even better - the factory that I work on has a discount for workers in the diner that they own, so I get a 3 course lunch for literally $2
“Exactlyyyy” is just the non internet +2
How has NL reached his mid-30s without ever learning how to properly schmear cream cheese on a bagel?!
The banter goes crazy in this one
European food be like: Boiled eye jelly and fermented bone marrow smeared on maggot infested cheese
North American food be like: butter and fish sandwhich
Going to a fresh switch profile after learning on pc for a million hours really does feel like thst though. Got a legendary joker on my first run.
11:26 me when i finish making my lunch in America
A balatro guy dipped in recycled joke oil
NL talking about UA-cam is facts. I looked up how to make an LLC ONE TIME on google and now every UA-cam ad is how to make an LLC
Tomo is 10???? Hes supposed to be the baby boyyy
The funny thing they took most of the shields out of tanks too cause they were too slow and we got too good at poking through things
The only time i throw my dogs poop in other bins is when theyre still out on the street. They picked up trash on friday, its monday morning. Get your bin off the damn street
me watching this is 2x speed metamaxing when he does a bit about it
The plumber's doing what in a window?
Saving this for the dog poop 46:00
"UA-cam bad" "Tiktok bad" hey hey guys, chill. We are all civilised people here, let's get along. I personally prefer a different social media platform, prnhub, they post math lectures here.
Playing SAP, they gave me leaky washers as the name…we miss you NL
13:15 into 13:55 got me on the floor
We're Balatro guys, of course we watch it at 2x speed and get called out for it. 1:03:59
47:20 yeah guys why can’t you just… hold onto a bag of dog poop until night to then go throw it away at the public park..? NL really thought he cooked with that
I havent seen the title screen with the locked ace for what feels like a decade. Mans is an incompletionist
I have that one voucher you get from buying cards from the store still locked because I can't get bothered to grab that voucher 😭😭😭
@DrKratso Yeah, I don't think I've picked that one up since I unlocked it 💀
$3.75 a beer??!!! Holy shit, are you ok Canada?
Egg’s green joker content > NyQuil
we're candlejack guys, of cour-
11:38 me when uh i um gruel
We're Balatro guys, of course we smash that like button
Kenthunk Lomar
16;45 As an HVAC technician, we are not worried about the average person lesrning enough to put us out if business.
Same goes for electrical, plumbing, roofing, and other trades. Learn to unclog your shower first lol.
Tip for the gamers in the betas ballot plus photograph is the ultimite combo plus red seals and sock and bussin
I finally beat the jokerless challenge with a heart focused flush build. Got crazy lucky with glass cards not breaking. Thsnk god its over and i can finally go back to enjoying the game.
I zone out for 5 seconds and bro starts talking about "babalussy" (?)
Feel like i remember this intro
39:10 NL is definitely not remembering correctly.
I think, therefore I am Balatro guys
Tell me you don’t know how to put cream cheese on a bagel…
15:04 he just like me fr
I sometimes tell people I charge extra to watch me work.
Why my guy care about the cleanliness of his trash bin lol
I have no idea why he wouldnt buy the supernova and the multiplier skip joker as well as cavendish that was like the run is won at that point lol
what a deeply annoying end to the first run, brother what do you mean you need more chips, your debuffed five of a kind IS more chips
why does NL refuse to play on the new patch
This stream is from April 22nd, he's streamed the patch when it came out.
Wait a couple of weeks and we'll get videos on the new patch
Yeah. When the game is officially on the docket, Egg typically has like a 10-14 day backlog in case of extenuating circumstances or just wanting to take a break from a game.
I watch 2x youtube cause I started doing it for school, forgot to turn it off, and now Im used to it. I've been doing this since I was in middle school now so it's jover, I'm stuck with it
balatro on switch fucking goated
Me when I lose on the first blind:
I heart huckabees is a great movie
we're blue jays fans, of course we say it's early.
Anyone find it weird there isn't a 7 specific joker? Lucky number 7?
Absolutely.
Lucky Number 7: all 7s are treated as lucky cards
Probably dookie but hell, I'd buy it
When is he going to play on the new patch?
When did he start squealing like this 13:14 ? Been watching on and off since 2016 and I don't remember this
2X UA-cam is insanity.
Why would I want to run out of stuff to watch sooner?
2x daughter or son and tiktok daughter or son are both terrifying
1:02:20 Me walking down seattle not knowing there's a pride parade going on
pretty sure the chatter meant because you pronounce bagel like beggal
We're balatro guys, of course we like and comment before we watch the video.
Why is he so angry in this one
How much of NLs youtube viewers watch at 1.25x or higher? It's gotta be > 50% right?
Why does NL disrespect the power of trading card. It is absolutely top tier joker
It's not that good on higher stakes
I finally beat jokerless
i love stealing
Tomo is 55 in cat years? Okay Boomer
MAMA LIZ'S CHILI OIILLLL
Starting out the stream with some chatter survivorship bias
I don't like the new gold stake. The rental jokers are way too common, can't play anything in the early game basically
Was this part of a "random click challenge" or something? There was no rhyme or reason to anything he did
Northernlion is so damn funny
Tomo age reveal!
We're balatro guys of course we comment before finishing the video
9th grade was calculus what is NL on about lmao
The best Italian food is American, the best French food is Cajun
Has Pareidolia and Photograph, plays an 8 first. We are so back