We don't need 5 jokers (Balatro)

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  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 9 місяців тому +474

    What the general consensus would have been if Q, Sal, Joe and Murr tried to add another member to their show:

    • @heeho33
      @heeho33 9 місяців тому +19

      +2

    • @sp0pie928
      @sp0pie928 9 місяців тому +4

      except joe's not on the show anymore over some drake shit which makes him tonight's biggest loser

    • @feli_boi
      @feli_boi 8 місяців тому

      @@sp0pie928 he been hanging with a-minor????????

    • @BudewFan_
      @BudewFan_ 8 місяців тому +1

      @@sp0pie928joe hasn’t been on the show for years bc of personal stuff, tf are you on bro

    • @thecasualsperspective
      @thecasualsperspective 8 місяців тому +5

      @@feli_boi I mean, technically. He had a child and decided playing pranks isn't what he wanted for his life anymore. He enjoyed it but he wanted to spend most of his time supporting his family now that he's already been successful. I'm sure he's still working on projects but working with tv networks... you dont really control your life. They do.

  • @alexanderwales7870
    @alexanderwales7870 9 місяців тому +155

    Great run. Type A chatter comment at 26:00 though: Dumping Vampire for invisible Joker would have been the correct call from a score standpoint. The two good outcomes are if it copies Trib, which would be x2^10, or it would copy Sock and Buskin, which would be x2^5. Both would be way higher than Vampire could ever get. The bad outcome is Gold Mask, but I think it's worth the risk if you wanted to go as far as you possibly could.

    • @ParkCarolina
      @ParkCarolina 9 місяців тому

      I mean probably dump Midas at that point instead of Vampire since you’d still keep the 9 mult or whatever Vamp was at - without vampire the Midas is pointless anyways unless you’re trying to go bankerpilled

    • @alexanderwales7870
      @alexanderwales7870 9 місяців тому +83

      @@ParkCarolina Midas was Eternal

    • @zoe7696
      @zoe7696 9 місяців тому +26

      i think honestly, taking vampire was a mistake if ur only worried about endless, and especially eternal midas, cuz they don't scale well in endless. it did guarantee an ante 8 win tho

    • @ArtofClown
      @ArtofClown 9 місяців тому +5

      the funny thing i did the exactly what you said, i was doing the math on how much better it is to dump vamp joker while in class😅

    • @cyan_god
      @cyan_god 8 місяців тому +2

      I kinda want to use the seed and do this. The potential is wild, especially since you can throw glass cards in the mix

  • @maestromarat6195
    @maestromarat6195 8 місяців тому +86

    Vampire gotta be the biggest endless killer out there. Taking it basically gurantees the run won't see E. It's great for getting to ante 8 tho

    • @gothenmosph5151
      @gothenmosph5151 Місяць тому +4

      Does endless actually ever end? If not, isn't every joker an endless killer?

    • @teppa4191
      @teppa4191 Місяць тому +6

      ​@gothenmosph5151 it feels a lot like tetris tbh theres a theoretical endpoint but getting there will need a lot of math and time

    • @kiranthomlinson3056
      @kiranthomlinson3056 22 дні тому +1

      @@gothenmosph5151 Vampire kills endless because at a certain point just jokers wont cut it and you need the ideally glass enhancement, that would mean every queen he played if glass would give an extra 2 mult, then doubled, so (2^2), then times 5 cards so ((2^2)^5), which is (2^10) which is a 1024 mult... slightly better than the 20 odd mult he got from vampire

    • @aSenatorial
      @aSenatorial 4 дні тому

      ​@@gothenmosph5151 Yes, there is an overflow point where the score is impossible to reach and the ante is unbeatable. When you get to "NaN" score required, it's the "end" of endless.

    • @gothenmosph5151
      @gothenmosph5151 4 дні тому

      @@aSenatorial ah ok, so it shouldn't even be called endless in the first place then

  • @biglad3129
    @biglad3129 9 місяців тому +296

    me when im hosting a tight budget comedy show

  • @colesweed
    @colesweed 9 місяців тому +49

    3:57 I gotta love how he praises the change to the magician card as he skips it lmao

  • @gz7006
    @gz7006 9 місяців тому +570

    we're no longer balatro guys. not since the incident.

    • @techdifics6639
      @techdifics6639 9 місяців тому +68

      +2001

    • @DrNaCl
      @DrNaCl 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@techdifics6639 💀

    • @kanevasquez3608
      @kanevasquez3608 9 місяців тому +17

      Oh no, what did I miss while away! Which episode do I need to watch

    • @Alliclare
      @Alliclare 9 місяців тому +2

      Sic semper tyranus?

    • @LL43216
      @LL43216 9 місяців тому +4

      What happened

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 9 місяців тому +230

    "I find myself buying it every time" *skips magician on literally the next pack*
    Never change, bro

    • @Demmykyoung
      @Demmykyoung 9 місяців тому +2

      15 bucks is 15 bucks, what can I say

  • @Ronubis
    @Ronubis 9 місяців тому +57

    20:19 when my tarot card reader reads my fortune

    • @ras0k
      @ras0k 9 місяців тому +6

      +2

    • @unga02
      @unga02 9 місяців тому +12

      you are a mega ☹.

  • @austinhill9814
    @austinhill9814 27 днів тому +10

    8:13 when I'm a therapist with a gambling problem who always wanted to be a rapper

  • @Mr_Brawls
    @Mr_Brawls 9 місяців тому +68

    We’re caught up to current balatro we are so back

  • @musoumiko4730
    @musoumiko4730 9 місяців тому +15

    28:05 when they don't send me daughters for once

  • @Frickenheck
    @Frickenheck 9 місяців тому +32

    I lost my shit a little when he deathed the foil rather than the red seal holy shit

  • @noblepeaceprize8913
    @noblepeaceprize8913 9 місяців тому +33

    13:06 Me when I forget the lyrics of Misery Business by Paramore

  • @calvinbeall2068
    @calvinbeall2068 9 місяців тому +23

    the boss that debuffs previously played cards gets reset if you apply or remove an enhancement, since you had the golden vampire stuff happening all of them were clean

  • @Manivelarino
    @Manivelarino 8 місяців тому +5

    crazy to think Balatro was the game that showed he was capable of thinking through puzzles in a game after all these years

  • @thespleenenator
    @thespleenenator 8 місяців тому +7

    Actually got jump scared by him skipping hanging Chad when he got triboulet to hold onto Smiley Face.

    • @LEQN
      @LEQN 14 днів тому

      CRAZY

  • @ras0k
    @ras0k 9 місяців тому +53

    6:31 when the Subway guy asks me what toppings I want

  • @grxybst
    @grxybst 9 місяців тому +103

    something about him holding the Planet X for seemingly no reason

    • @AGray21
      @AGray21 9 місяців тому +21

      There are good reasons to do it. The joker that gives you negative copies of a consumable you hold, for example. They're marginal, but the cost for holding it is negligible when you're winning hands by that much. Oh, and the simpler reason he was holding it was because he wanted to be guarantee that he could use a Fool card on it.

    • @mayjhor
      @mayjhor 9 місяців тому +62

      ​@@AGray21only thing is that without Showman, it means that he will never see planet X again from the shop/packs

    • @espygaming5101
      @espygaming5101 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@mayjhor he was already generating many from blue seal, holding for hopes of further scaling is the right play.

    • @joegocal
      @joegocal 9 місяців тому +9

      @@espygaming5101holding hurt him because without showman it won’t show up in celestial packs.

    • @espygaming5101
      @espygaming5101 9 місяців тому

      @joegocal I understand, however he was close to generating 1 a round anyway, of course in hindsight it hurt, however it would have benefited more for endless and he made it fine without using it so long term I still believe it was the right play.

  • @TankInSpace
    @TankInSpace 9 місяців тому +5

    What clutch timing of my Lunch break.
    AND IM LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

  • @Grianan66
    @Grianan66 9 місяців тому +4

    From one bald person to another - Solid run. I really enjoyed watching it.

    • @justjammal
      @justjammal Місяць тому +1

      Holy a positive comment without any backseating under a Balatro video? I come to appreciate the bald community even more

  • @Crab_Masher
    @Crab_Masher 8 місяців тому +5

    When I'm a shark and I'm impressed by the man pitching his culinary equipment brand: 1:35

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 Місяць тому +3

    8:53 Hanging Chad skip hurts man.

  • @cfRafalski
    @cfRafalski 9 місяців тому +42

    Y'all commenting on him skipping magician after saying he buys it all the times are forgetting one very important point:
    Money is on sale.

  • @GiffyMcgee
    @GiffyMcgee 8 місяців тому +5

    Every time NL does something like pick Vampire instead of a second Taiboulet, another link on my soul chain gets eaten

  • @alexramos6635
    @alexramos6635 9 місяців тому +48

    we’re baltaro of course

    • @allim8335
      @allim8335 9 місяців тому +2

      we're balatro guys of course we play 5 of a kind

    • @amaryllis6501
      @amaryllis6501 9 місяців тому +10

      the machine is breaking down

  • @lucasbatista9369
    @lucasbatista9369 9 місяців тому +43

    I remember you was Balatro - Kendrick Lamar in To Pimp a Balatro (2015)

  • @jimmysroom3008
    @jimmysroom3008 9 місяців тому +22

    The type A chatter in me having a seizure when he takes vampire and skips dusk

    • @voided_sun
      @voided_sun 9 місяців тому +6

      Vampire for ruining endless run, then buys golden face endless taking up potential blueprint spot, then puts golden face left of vampire instead of right. Then skips dusk and doesn't go hearts.

    • @Paranundrox
      @Paranundrox 9 місяців тому +1

      I agree on not taking Vamp and Mask in the first place, but why would you want Mask right of Vamp? I understand the order the affects apply, and it does put gold cards into your deck, but that means there's a significant lag on when you start getting Vamp triggers. Much better to take the +1× mult per hand than add some gold cards to your deck. You don't need to buy anything so your econ is already sorted regardless

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Paranundroxif he already has an enhanced card it gets overwritten by the mask. So I guess that is why you would want it to the right of vampire. That being said it doesn't really matter. The only big decisions are more retriggers.

  • @AkJakolantern
    @AkJakolantern 9 місяців тому +8

    2:00 rare Fahrenheit moment

  • @drageras
    @drageras 9 місяців тому +22

    For e runs flat x mult isnt that useful, taking bloodstone instead of vampire would have been the correct choice. Its all about the retriggers.

  • @soviut303
    @soviut303 9 місяців тому +2

    Really wish he'd play all his hands when he's got leftover face cards that could be buffing vampire.

  • @espresseaux
    @espresseaux 9 місяців тому +11

    We're Balatro guys, of course we're guaranteed a buffoon pack in our first shop

  • @LetsBeChillx
    @LetsBeChillx 9 місяців тому +4

    Midas Mask plus Vampire is such an insane combo, plus it's a JoJo reference (if you think about it)

  • @monoden7911
    @monoden7911 9 місяців тому +8

    24:16 A guy who has a serious problem with infidelity explaining how he likes the spend his weekends

  • @mhpurplerooster
    @mhpurplerooster 9 місяців тому +2

    When he ditched buffed Hanging Chad only to get Triboulet on the very next shop, that was my type A chatter moment. +4 mult instead of x8 mult on his first card... damn

    • @mhpurplerooster
      @mhpurplerooster 9 місяців тому

      Just imagine if he had Hanging Chad instead of Shoot the Moon..

  • @dragonmonitor
    @dragonmonitor 9 місяців тому +6

    9:10 I appreciate that NL prioritizes making interesting runs over playing the "meta", but seriously considering Shoot the Moon's 65 mult over the 2^10 = 1024 from Triboulet nearly short circuited me.
    Okay, I'm only adding this because he mentioned receiving feedback at the end and seemed disappointed about not reaching e. Steel cards weren't the answer. He correctly realized that vampire killed glass, but the eternal Midas Mask was what really sealed his fate. +.5x mult per hand is pathetic compared to focusing on triggering his x2 mult queens more. Blueprint, brainstorm, and invisible joker were the picks. He passed by invisible joker in the shop at least twice this run. If it copied sock&buskin or triboulet, he'd have probably reached e easily. Then if he can farm death cards, duplicate his red seal queens, and apply glass to them, he'd be reaching absurdly high e values.

    • @smurf-in8zx
      @smurf-in8zx 8 місяців тому +1

      Shoot the moon wouldn't of got multiplied by trib. Scoring goes played cards, hand, jokers, it would of added mult after trib multiplication, BUT him getting rid of smiley face was something, to get type A about it it's
      (Starting mult +5 x 2^10) + (5 x 2^9) + ( 5 x 2^8) etc till last card scored.

  • @epicmoofish3726
    @epicmoofish3726 9 місяців тому +3

    NL saying he takes magician all the time now and then immediately skipping magician

  • @wickast4941
    @wickast4941 7 місяців тому +1

    I didn't realize Tomo was his cat. I thought he was someone in chat

  • @shogun9032
    @shogun9032 9 місяців тому

    I salute you. This was an amazing run!!!!

  • @completelyblank3898
    @completelyblank3898 13 днів тому +1

    China after introducing the one child policy: 28:05

  • @XxBonkyxX
    @XxBonkyxX 9 місяців тому +6

    Skipping hanging chad after getting triboulet is sending me

    • @pyramear5414
      @pyramear5414 8 місяців тому +5

      x4 to your score forever? I sleep.
      +13 mult when will already be scoring 16000+? I pog.

  • @JarvidO
    @JarvidO 9 місяців тому +8

    had the opportunity to death the red seal queen but copies the foil queen instead, amazing

  • @nik-xyz
    @nik-xyz 9 місяців тому +3

    we are quite literally Balatro guys

  • @MrGiovanniPollio
    @MrGiovanniPollio 9 місяців тому +1

    Balatro is we guys, of course we dip Mama Liz in chili oil

  • @mattiascrowe2549
    @mattiascrowe2549 9 місяців тому +11

    Hey NL you're incredible, planet cards dont appear in packs when youre holding one in hand unless youve got showman

  • @MDMajor
    @MDMajor 9 місяців тому +1

    We're Balatro guys, of course we "Hi Tomo"

  • @DadShark
    @DadShark 9 місяців тому

    9 minutes in and it's been ages since a run has worked out this well, welcome to the new patch everyone!

  • @maxantonio9312
    @maxantonio9312 8 місяців тому

    Batman when he encounters a cloning machine in gotham:

  • @radarhead82
    @radarhead82 9 місяців тому

    YES been waiting for his patch video...

  • @Totally-Not-A-Robot
    @Totally-Not-A-Robot 8 місяців тому

    New blue seal is goated, I think it was a great change.

  • @Coopuhr
    @Coopuhr 8 місяців тому +1

    18:48 Does anyone have a two queen line for this moment - I'm also curious on the history

  • @HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN
    @HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN 9 місяців тому

    Good job nl we’re proud of you

  • @wasserlasser
    @wasserlasser 8 місяців тому

    Skipping hanging chad and dusk made me go sicko mode

  • @samuelbailey2000
    @samuelbailey2000 9 місяців тому

    Vampire can be great for winning a run but becomes obsolete quickly in endless

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 9 місяців тому +1

    We’re balatro guys, of course we skip small blinds even after the new patch

  • @rickastley8655
    @rickastley8655 9 місяців тому

    we were balatro guys, of course it happened

  • @powerlifting1012
    @powerlifting1012 9 місяців тому

    I think at one point i saw you were given the chance to ectoplasm. I think that was the move.

  • @Ghozt5563
    @Ghozt5563 9 місяців тому +1

    Me when the DC comics executives want to cash in on my serious R-rated drama more than I'm comfortable with

  • @bobmob1440
    @bobmob1440 9 місяців тому

    Heavy Jonah Hill as Adam Grossman on SNL energy on this one

  • @TheBroodingRogue
    @TheBroodingRogue 8 місяців тому

    Vampire + Midas mask scales slowly and not nearly as fast as more retriggers or steel cards + mime. Double invisible joker passed by which would have been more copies of buskin or tribolet.

  • @takenthechance
    @takenthechance 9 місяців тому

    impractical jokers directors when the first season was successful

  • @ab1yuio
    @ab1yuio 9 місяців тому

    I was so hoping he would switch the vampire for invisible joker. It’s a big risk but could go crazy if it hit the legendary or two faced joker

  • @Joe_Molotov
    @Joe_Molotov 9 місяців тому

    we're NL guys, of course we're in the mood for balatro, dudes

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 8 місяців тому

    NL continuing to not understand the importance of order of operations

  • @emosh598
    @emosh598 9 місяців тому +1

    Mama balatro dipped in eggs hot chilli oil

  • @matthewschinsing1408
    @matthewschinsing1408 9 місяців тому +26

    A little balatro dipped in mamas beta patch oil

    • @flyiscool
      @flyiscool 9 місяців тому +7

      it aint the beta patch tho

    • @DoomerSlice
      @DoomerSlice 9 місяців тому +1

      Update's been outta beta for almost a week!

  • @manuerre.5613
    @manuerre.5613 9 місяців тому

    He really just chose the worst time to buy vampire. Its funny, he usually doesn't buy it because "it doesn't scale well on endless", even though most of the time is the correct play. And now that he finally had a chance to actually be correct, he ended up buying it

  • @mrsmartypants1987
    @mrsmartypants1987 9 місяців тому +6

    Me when the king has 4 jokers but he says he wants one more court jester:

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 9 місяців тому

    new balatro patch I'm feeling good

  • @arthurjan2482
    @arthurjan2482 9 місяців тому

    me clenching my cheeks waiting for the face card debuff boss

  • @jamesmcguigan3613
    @jamesmcguigan3613 8 місяців тому

    NL should have titled this I don’t need jokers, they disappoint me

  • @ehak72
    @ehak72 9 місяців тому

    me when im booking a birthday party for my son and he’s scared of clowns:

  • @karbonkeldiedonk
    @karbonkeldiedonk 8 місяців тому

    Would have been seriously tempted to copy the legendary joker at 12:00

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 9 місяців тому

    Lucky card builds with hanging chad are so fun now

  • @shephsnap
    @shephsnap 9 місяців тому

    me when they talk about adding another host to impractical jokers:

  • @Jgallstar1
    @Jgallstar1 9 місяців тому

    I'm stealing this seed, my god

  • @walter8581
    @walter8581 9 місяців тому

    Why did you hold onto that Planet X for so long

  • @Devin1364
    @Devin1364 9 місяців тому

    That was amazing

  • @jacksonschuck1869
    @jacksonschuck1869 9 місяців тому

    Localthunk: NL, you don't look so good, do you want 5 jokers?

  • @measuringband
    @measuringband 8 місяців тому

    enelle locked in this time

  • @pleesac
    @pleesac 9 місяців тому

    this is the greatest game of al ltime

  • @jungleragadon4917
    @jungleragadon4917 9 місяців тому

    We're chilly oil guys, of course we mamma Liz's

  • @henrygallagher6109
    @henrygallagher6109 9 місяців тому

    We’re balatro guys of course I haven’t seen the sun in days 😊

  • @powerlifting1012
    @powerlifting1012 9 місяців тому +2

    I became a type A chatter at 25:25 skipping a multed purple tarot king.

  • @raabdj
    @raabdj 8 місяців тому

    12:15 Bluth Seals - Generate Gros Michel.

  • @KostkaJones
    @KostkaJones 9 місяців тому

    Erm what the scallop I think they're Balatro guys

  • @MaxMalm
    @MaxMalm 9 місяців тому

    What a run

  • @Zaxophone32
    @Zaxophone32 9 місяців тому

    Face cards dipped in Papa Ryan's Gold Oilllll

  • @kiyokiyoko
    @kiyokiyoko 9 місяців тому

    the stream enjoyers need to tell NL that you cant roll a planet x in a pack or shop if youre already holding one (minus special occasions)

  • @tracq8494
    @tracq8494 Місяць тому

    if u wanna make god laugh tell him your plans

  • @lurpakshakur2230
    @lurpakshakur2230 9 місяців тому

    Me when I watch the 5th Joaquin Pheonix joker movie

  • @jackscott5647
    @jackscott5647 8 місяців тому

    Surely more red seals are better than more chips cards, right??

  • @TheRealFishyB
    @TheRealFishyB 8 місяців тому

    Type A mf's really be like:
    "Ah you lost, here is a laundry list why you lost"
    "Ah you won, here is a laundry list why you didn't win better"

  • @manguy01
    @manguy01 8 місяців тому

    Yeah. Steel + Red Seal might have taken it a bit further.
    Red Seal > Foil for that setup for sure.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 9 місяців тому

    Challenge that's too hard be like We don't need 1 jokers (Balatro)

  • @jonthomas3065
    @jonthomas3065 9 місяців тому

    He literally just said Sock and Buskin was 32x mult, but that he couldn't get rid of Vampire to duplicate Sock and Buskin, because Vampire might one day get up to 12x mult.

    • @davidbreadner8535
      @davidbreadner8535 9 місяців тому

      And what happens when invisible Joker copies the eternal midas mask Instead?

  • @UnabnormalDay
    @UnabnormalDay 8 місяців тому

    Good joker AFTER vampire

  • @firkran1839
    @firkran1839 9 місяців тому +1

    Hello Egg!

  • @mrfuzzyibrows
    @mrfuzzyibrows 9 місяців тому

    hope they program the game were it disables a debuff face cards boss if u thinned out 75% of you numbered cards. had a few runs die cuz I duped a bunch of jacks for hit the road with ks n qs to play with and got rid of all numbered and aces. kinds blows to get hard countered

  • @jamesmaceaveli6679
    @jamesmaceaveli6679 9 місяців тому

    When does the update come out for console? I don't have it

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 9 місяців тому

    Insane build. but if he had copied the red seal queen when he had the chance instead of the foil queen he would have got to e territory.