Vagabond dipped in Mother Polychrome's rainbow oil? (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 18 січ 2025

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  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 8 місяців тому +528

    Nobody wants to work these days, not even Space Joker

  • @BrianM_3rd
    @BrianM_3rd 8 місяців тому +383

    Global literacy rates at an all time low, Balatro boss blinds suspected as leading cause.

  • @grit1
    @grit1 8 місяців тому +237

    He's laughing. Space joker triggers once in twelve hands and he's laughing!

  • @JaaaackP
    @JaaaackP 8 місяців тому +206

    First run was monumentally cooked, Space Joker count your days.

  • @toddkimo8499
    @toddkimo8499 8 місяців тому +145

    22:55 When a caretaker rummages through the valuables of the hospice patient they are tending to

  • @SJLgamers
    @SJLgamers 8 місяців тому +394

    We're balatro guys ofcourse we say "oh man" after every joke

  • @mother_foxxer
    @mother_foxxer 8 місяців тому +85

    i'm such a space joker apologist. i've had him do nothing with dice joker and blueprint. but my dumb ass still sees him in the shop and says "oooh free upgrades :D" every time. Every. Single. Time.

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 8 місяців тому +14

      He'll never change honey. You deserve better!

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 місяців тому +37

    49:10 POV: you're still dipped in the shackles of madness oil

  • @not_ryuka
    @not_ryuka 8 місяців тому +74

    1:45 me when i'm an ascetic gorilla

  • @MsAdsga
    @MsAdsga 8 місяців тому +102

    29:05 that vampire immediately killed your whole deck

    • @miked1050
      @miked1050 8 місяців тому +39

      He overrates vampire significantly

    • @LOLFLUSHDRAW
      @LOLFLUSHDRAW 8 місяців тому +25

      vampire is so bad now

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 8 місяців тому +10

      Rip. It had potential because he has so much tarot card generation. But glass heart cards are just so much better anyway so idk

    • @EpicMinerNK
      @EpicMinerNK 8 місяців тому +19

      vampire is anti-endless tech. pretty much impossible to go past anti 10 or 11 with vampire unless you have something like baron

    • @Shiftarus
      @Shiftarus 8 місяців тому +5

      Vampire is alright but you need mechanism to level up the hands you are playing

  • @lelek192837465
    @lelek192837465 8 місяців тому +159

    7:15 Takes infinte "Four fingers" and instead of infinite "The order" joker, opens another pack. Type A chatter in me is screaming

    • @samward343
      @samward343 8 місяців тому +6

      to be fair, he wasn't planning on playing straights anyways...

    • @genieinthepot2455
      @genieinthepot2455 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@@powerlifting1012what? The order is x3 or x4 mult. Wdym it doesn't provide score?

    • @theZodiacGriller
      @theZodiacGriller 8 місяців тому +28

      To be fair he wasnt planning on winning anyways...

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 8 місяців тому +5

      The type A inside you isn’t screaming, you’re just being a type a

    • @powerlifting1012
      @powerlifting1012 8 місяців тому

      @@genieinthepot2455 my mistake I was reading comment ahead of the video. I thought it was four fingers then the joker that can make straights with gaps of one

  • @tmartinigames
    @tmartinigames 8 місяців тому +136

    We’re Balatro guys, of course we think we know how to play poker now

    • @senpai2.054
      @senpai2.054 8 місяців тому +31

      I cant wait to play a flush five at the poker table (i have 10 seconds to live)

    • @tityboi300
      @tityboi300 8 місяців тому

      just had a conversation with my boy about this a couple days ago😂

    • @DatWingMan
      @DatWingMan 8 місяців тому +18

      Me pulling 4 more ace of hearts out my sphincter at the function

  • @mononaut
    @mononaut 8 місяців тому +30

    What kind of insane person puts their handheld console face DOWN on the counter first of all, then second, without putting it to sleep?? Most deserved throw of all time

  • @mikevsamy
    @mikevsamy 8 місяців тому +7

    46:00 Hex can't destroy eternal jokers. RIP that run.

  • @bloodwolf2609
    @bloodwolf2609 8 місяців тому +66

    I actually got balatro randomly gifted to me and this shit is harder than I thought, after watching NL for so long I thought I’d literally 1 shot ante 8 (2nd try I got to ante6) but I have a new found appreciation for the gameplay

    • @samward343
      @samward343 8 місяців тому +22

      First level stake is super easy too lol. NL's playing on the much much harder difficulties

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 8 місяців тому +6

      I'm glad you've learned. He obviously makes some tremendously bad plays here and there but he's gotten a lot better and the game gets really fucking hard.

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas 8 місяців тому

      Just don't buy eternal master hand and you will be fine

    • @bloodwolf2609
      @bloodwolf2609 8 місяців тому

      @@RobotnikPlngas its ok i got 500 milli im chillin

  • @MrShotgunJake
    @MrShotgunJake 8 місяців тому +8

    17:54 Me when I'm the inventor of the modern toilet

  • @Duke-hl4ld
    @Duke-hl4ld 8 місяців тому +20

    I’m sorry, but the chili oil bit never fails to make me laugh- don’t stop.

  • @calmonnier2512
    @calmonnier2512 8 місяців тому +7

    48:03 it’s actually insane that the strength card made the difference here. S tier plays from NL and nobody’s talking about it

  • @Boney9551
    @Boney9551 8 місяців тому +40

    And a Carolina Tarot

  • @EpicMinerNK
    @EpicMinerNK 8 місяців тому +18

    7:30 Me shortly after undergoing middle finger amputation

  • @aidenhoaglund7329
    @aidenhoaglund7329 8 місяців тому +10

    19:10 Me when the dealer asks what im lookin for

  • @XxGLOWphoenix
    @XxGLOWphoenix 8 місяців тому +8

    someday he will learn what wildcards do

  • @poisedpiggy
    @poisedpiggy 8 місяців тому +17

    This titled KILLED ME!

    • @TomeDesolus
      @TomeDesolus 8 місяців тому +4

      Why was it that I could hear the title when I read it?

  • @andrewhouchin5812
    @andrewhouchin5812 8 місяців тому +3

    Photograph would have been great with ballot and he rolled past it instantly

    • @Ben-rw5wo
      @Ben-rw5wo 9 днів тому

      Would have instantly won him that run haha instead rerolled for x2 mult lmao

  • @toolsxl1
    @toolsxl1 8 місяців тому +6

    NL rerolling portrait sent me to the grave 💀 25:05

    • @ras0k
      @ras0k 8 місяців тому +1

      with Chad its a times 8, i am enraged right now

    • @ras0k
      @ras0k 8 місяців тому

      47:22 he skips it again when its already better than the hearts joker and it will scale with every Jupiter card

  • @TheAlbertos
    @TheAlbertos 8 місяців тому +7

    22:50 Blessing of Anubis 🙏🙏🌾🌾💸💸

  • @thegreattober
    @thegreattober 8 місяців тому +3

    12:52 sick Steely Dan reference NL

  • @grek543210
    @grek543210 8 місяців тому +3

    10:03 well, he didn't lie about forgetting about four fingers for now 🤣

  • @Megagg2
    @Megagg2 8 місяців тому +1

    Takes square JOKER early and doesn't fully utilize it and loses by 50 chips, CLASSIC

  • @Justinsalehtv
    @Justinsalehtv 8 місяців тому +2

    I don’t think I’ve seen a “this run has endless potential” run not be a jinx on this channel

  • @calmonnier2512
    @calmonnier2512 8 місяців тому +2

    A good buff to space joker would be to make it act like loyalty card and go off every 4 hands instead.

  • @Catteralluwu
    @Catteralluwu 17 днів тому +1

    25:02-25:08 biggest heartbreak if u know about photochad

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 8 місяців тому +1

    What challenges taught me and what NL seems to undervalue - planet cards. Planets are HUGE, they are super important to the overall consistency, and NL seems to pay too much attention to the jokers while ignoring planets, while they go hand in hand

  • @offbrandDavid
    @offbrandDavid 8 місяців тому +2

    finally, a fresh video instead of a stinky vod

  • @jebasta123
    @jebasta123 Місяць тому

    Not taking that eternal Supernova with Madness on a Flush focused run felt like such a throw

  • @gulubdur
    @gulubdur 8 місяців тому

    Cramer says "I'm lovin every minute of it." while free ballin or going commando.

  • @RedzeeTV
    @RedzeeTV 8 місяців тому +12

    46:18 insane play

    • @mikevsamy
      @mikevsamy 8 місяців тому

      Hex can't destroy eternal jokers. Run was over at that moment.

    • @v23God
      @v23God 8 місяців тому +1

      @@mikevsamy That’s not even that part that’s stupid. Madness isn’t eternal. Meaning one madness would’ve just killed the other.

    • @mikevsamy
      @mikevsamy 8 місяців тому

      @@v23God Truly a big brain moment

  • @136312
    @136312 8 місяців тому +4

    Scenario is from The Low End Theory Mr. Egg

  • @whitemike-vm7oz
    @whitemike-vm7oz 8 місяців тому +7

    I'm fiending for a switch, to play at work. I bought the game for PS5 and it's the first game I've been obsessed with for a long time. one day I'll cop a high end PC, clearly getting older that's the path.

    • @Shiftarus
      @Shiftarus 8 місяців тому +1

      when the game comes out for mobile I will be unable to stop playing

    • @laithisr
      @laithisr 8 місяців тому +2

      Play at work? Brother where do you work, at lunch?

    • @matisowagm
      @matisowagm 8 місяців тому

      @@Shiftarus you can already play on mobile, it's really good. google balatro-mobile-maker

  • @SamFreelancePolice
    @SamFreelancePolice 8 місяців тому

    You were absolutely cooking until you saw the Vampire in the shop. Rip Lucky and Glass re-triggers

  • @danielgamboa6130
    @danielgamboa6130 8 місяців тому

    22:57 blessing of Osiris energy after the show of humility

  • @mouseman225
    @mouseman225 8 місяців тому +1

    They need a spectral that lets you delete eternal jokers or remove the eternal tag. It should be rare, but I think having that would allow for some cool plays.

  • @eptothefrep
    @eptothefrep 8 місяців тому

    Most blessed first minute of a video

  • @genesishufford948
    @genesishufford948 8 місяців тому +4

    first ante tip, a high straight clears 300 points. anything that doesn’t end lower than an 8.

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 8 місяців тому

      AKA Queen high or better.

  • @TamaCinema69
    @TamaCinema69 8 місяців тому +1

    mother polychrome's rainbow oil is my favorite variety of weed concentrate

  • @fartgarfunkeljr
    @fartgarfunkeljr 8 місяців тому +1

    Every time you reference modest mouse i fall in love with you more

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 8 місяців тому +3

    We're nothing guys, of course

    • @natek6880
      @natek6880 8 місяців тому +3

      We're thinking guys, therefore of course we are

  • @SirCrest
    @SirCrest 8 місяців тому

    All I watch is NL's balatro content. I don't do anything else with my life

  • @andrej_urod_iljic
    @andrej_urod_iljic 8 місяців тому +1

    Guys I have 3 questions:
    1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
    2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
    3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef

    • @Drecon84
      @Drecon84 8 місяців тому

      Tomo is a cat.

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God 8 місяців тому +1

    Should have just made 6 more spades that first game instead of using death. You had space so having 9 extra cards of one suit to spam flushes would have been your best bet

  • @ras0k
    @ras0k 8 місяців тому +8

    25:04 Photograph with Chad was a 8x

    • @ras0k
      @ras0k 8 місяців тому +3

      47:22 he skips Photograph again what is wrong with this guy

  • @ramstab
    @ramstab 8 місяців тому +1

    Get well soon King!

  • @I_EAF_19882
    @I_EAF_19882 8 місяців тому

    The viewer dodges a bullet when vagabond shows up and NL can’t afford it

  • @scalaReversion
    @scalaReversion 8 місяців тому

    New Vampire can kick rocks as far as I'm concerned

  • @ejmoore1125
    @ejmoore1125 8 місяців тому +1

    If you sell a joker accidentally on switch you cqn exit to menu then continue the run and youll have it back

  • @747streams
    @747streams 8 місяців тому

    0:00 NL telling his grandkids stories about balatro

  • @ZZalles1
    @ZZalles1 8 місяців тому +1

    NL removes 5 bonus card enhancements
    NL: we have no chips!

    • @JayMathy
      @JayMathy 4 місяці тому

      The second he took the vampire I’m like this man does not understand that half of his score is coming from enhanced cards

  • @Shiftarus
    @Shiftarus 8 місяців тому +1

    Space joker rules but hes not a solo artist, hes a hype man.

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M 8 місяців тому +1

    we’re balatro guys of cou- HI TOMO

  • @grimm_g3d108
    @grimm_g3d108 8 місяців тому

    We're Balatro guys, of course we are here to say we're Balatro guys.

  • @mrkamikaze5
    @mrkamikaze5 8 місяців тому

    refused to sell the decroded joker to get more value out of the hermit we are so back

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 8 місяців тому

    Hand breaded Pogs dipped in NL's Balatro oooooiiiill

  • @deadbones062
    @deadbones062 8 місяців тому

    What a great title for the video

  • @owenoogog6657
    @owenoogog6657 8 місяців тому +1

    bro really thought reelin in the years was from can't buy a thrill

  • @Iresey981
    @Iresey981 3 місяці тому

    It's out on mobile as of September 26th, 2024! It's a great port. My productivity has reached a new low!

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M 8 місяців тому

    we’re balatro guys of course we play for the exact build we had on the last run

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 8 місяців тому +1

    I had a run once where I got both -1 ante vouchers right at the start with space joker and it triggered 5 times in a row but then at ante 3 i just didnt draw the cards i needed to get and lost so it is a trap, it can only help you win more

  • @HeiligerGrimmnir
    @HeiligerGrimmnir 8 місяців тому

    Best youtube video name...

  • @Mrlazerpoint
    @Mrlazerpoint 8 місяців тому

    He always just uses his planets right away, when he could hold them to block them from showing up or sell them to hit the interest threshold

    • @Itual
      @Itual 8 місяців тому +3

      i'm sorry but holding onto planet cards to avoid them showing up is an "undiagnosed mental illness" level of minmaxing I can only respect

    • @Mrlazerpoint
      @Mrlazerpoint 8 місяців тому

      @@Itual just seems logical to me. Why level up 2 pair if you’re playing straights? Even $1 is more valuable than a level in a hand you’re never playing. Different story if you think you’re going to pivot.

  • @PDA9411
    @PDA9411 8 місяців тому +1

    Switch main, it's the slip of the hand into sending a high card or selling a joker that really does hurt, the amount of jokerless runs botched due to that almost got me quitting

  • @zaftnotameni
    @zaftnotameni 8 місяців тому

    the psycho discards always send me.....

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant 8 місяців тому

    I got through my first Orange stake on a Spectral deck with the Celestial Joker - Hex Starter Card - Ankh Shop Card wombo combo after the first round

  • @James-ly6vz
    @James-ly6vz 8 місяців тому

    Kramer to Jerry while not wearing any underwear. I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it!

  • @GreenTea_98
    @GreenTea_98 8 місяців тому +1

    32:31 me when i have an ibs flare up

  • @loganbutler7287
    @loganbutler7287 Місяць тому

    Senario is on the low end theory

  • @FNL47
    @FNL47 8 місяців тому +2

    i will never disrespect 8 ball again

  • @Narfwak
    @Narfwak 8 місяців тому

    6:50 it's off The Low End Theory btw

  • @robjones-io
    @robjones-io 8 місяців тому

    1:04 hearing this is episode 63 makes me think we’ve only got another 100 episodes in us :/

  • @colesimmons6214
    @colesimmons6214 2 дні тому

    When u hi tomo but she keeps chili oiling

  • @noartist4818
    @noartist4818 8 місяців тому

    The title is amazing

  • @jagotiberan2181
    @jagotiberan2181 8 місяців тому

    4:30 probably woulda hit the eternal half joker and switched to high card/pair

  • @teagan7752
    @teagan7752 8 місяців тому +4

    Are u gathering up the tears u piece?

  • @MrGiovanniPollio
    @MrGiovanniPollio 8 місяців тому

    Even more cooked than usual and we love it ❤

  • @Dino_Nuggys777
    @Dino_Nuggys777 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro needs to use touch screen on switch. It's goated

  • @Njr-il5bz
    @Njr-il5bz 8 місяців тому

    quick tip NL you can touch the screen on the switch version of balatro

  • @boccci
    @boccci 8 місяців тому

    actually, Reelin' in the Years is off of Steely Dan's Greatest Hits!

  • @Skaless
    @Skaless 8 місяців тому +1

    Man I’ve sold sold so many jokers by accident of Switch

  • @sickdewd5694
    @sickdewd5694 Місяць тому

    I fucking love vegabond

  • @dudekazoo
    @dudekazoo 8 місяців тому

    I wonder if the hex even could have hit the madness instead. Hex and ankh always seem like they prioritize the eternal in those 50/50s, but I might just be really unlucky. 🤷‍♂️

  • @thaddeus1519
    @thaddeus1519 8 місяців тому

    Space Joker needs triple 6s to work bro.

  • @owenoogog6657
    @owenoogog6657 8 місяців тому

    bro really thought scenario was from midnight marauders

  • @reznov551
    @reznov551 8 місяців тому

    If you don’t play animal well i swear to god, it’s like halo 2 meets halo 3

  • @horseshoesandspam7330
    @horseshoesandspam7330 8 місяців тому

    13:00 that was turn to stone not reelin in the years buddy

  • @54fallout
    @54fallout 6 місяців тому

    Dissing space joker when he got it for free.

  • @briguy2556
    @briguy2556 8 місяців тому

    Bro living that eternal life like a catholic

  • @BigBigBigJeff
    @BigBigBigJeff 8 місяців тому +1

    Agreed. Playing on Nintendo switch is good, but it just doesn't have the same level of speed and freedom as the pc version.
    Honestly ipad release is gonna go craaazy

  • @benluckman4772
    @benluckman4772 8 місяців тому

    dice should be a level two voucher or something

  • @LOLFLUSHDRAW
    @LOLFLUSHDRAW 8 місяців тому +1

    mercury uranus; that one never made it off the production line

  • @christopherbareja996
    @christopherbareja996 8 місяців тому +1

    We're Tomo guys of course we say hi

  • @Ye11ow__
    @Ye11ow__ 8 місяців тому

    Is there a way to tell what videos are dedicated records and which are from Twitch? Straight-to-youtube vids are 100x better.