Finally a worthy guide that will show me how to socialize and engage in mutual feelings culminating in meetings in which I share romantic moments with another
@@ianmac321 Most of them are published on youtube by now. Here's the original of this video: ua-cam.com/video/FxBOSdl-b54/v-deo.html&ab_channel=OldTVTime
We had to watch this in class and make parodies. Our group got a little- “Don’t break their nose by slamming the door in their face” “Don’t pull the chair out from under them when by a cliff” “Don’t have a fistfight when eating dinner”. It was fun.
I was already like 7 minutes in the video wondering what the hell this has to do with "Do's and Don'ts of eating" before realizing I just misread the title. A pleasent and entertaining confusion.
This is a goddamn masterpiece. Until now I never knew there was someone who had just as much of a fucked up sense of humor living on this goddamn planet. I literally slapped my knee like a backwoods cousin-fucker when the joke was made about drinking taking away all of someone's problems and the dad points out that the mom and the son are still alive.
You've outdone yourself sir .. Had a pretty shitty day and that did make me laugh intensively. I tip my hat to you.. Keep up the amazing work .. And do another one like "is this a toy " italianhippie out ✌
@@Zippytez Yknow we probably should have seen the twist coming given that the Gzar was voiced by Elijah Wood But then again I wouldn't put it past Elijah Wood to want to be in a Double Fine game and only have like 2 lines
man I gotta get around to playing that. but until they put it on switch, it aint happening it's so weird how we wanted it for so long, then it finally happened to absozero fanfare.
@10:37 the way that troll eats that sausage... he needs to be locked up. He's a menace to society 10:57 "What the hell kind of bite was that, Ann?" Nailed it. Tf was that? Seriously...
And that's how Woody got his nickname, "The Filling Machine". Which is quite odd, considering the first filling machine wouldn't be invented for another fifteen years.
And now I know what I've been doing wrong this entire time. Everything. Thank you Huggbees, I don't know what I would do you without you, I don't have a Dad.
Do you know how hard it is to keep calm working at a autozone slow af at night Watching this then laughing so hard I start crying and choking after the fax machine noises!! Then a customer walks in and I'm on the floor and my manager is laughing at me! I'm still dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best thing is I can't tell which joke was his favourite, that he talked about in the community post. Also is anne's little sister a rinsing or filling machine?
Anne's little sister is the most relatable human in this, i enjoyed her
Remember to report the bots folks!
7:17 she's spitting straight facts right here
@@fragilistico done
@@fragilistico ironic that that was under the comment praising the robot little sister
@@JesseTwillaTUBA wdym she's clearly a human
Finally a worthy guide that will show me how to socialize and engage in mutual feelings culminating in meetings in which I share romantic moments with another
Nice
I'm still stuck on Anime.
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especially when those feelings i share with my sister
Also works with that hottie in your workplace, you know the one with huge…..uhh…..watermelons you can’t stop staring at.
The originals on these are honestly just as funny because the wack things said are actually serious
That's what I was thinking. I'd love to see the original too. Where does he get this stuff?
@@ianmac321 Most of them are published on youtube by now.
Here's the original of this video: ua-cam.com/video/FxBOSdl-b54/v-deo.html&ab_channel=OldTVTime
@@ianmac321 there are all.sorts of old time manners and etiquette and teaching films on UA-cam. They're good fun to watch.
This one actually loosely follows the script of the original 😂
@@micahwright5901 yeah i noticed that too without seeing the original yet :)
"There's Betty White, she'll probably live to be 100" too soon
Literally aged like milk
@@exudeku judging from the release date, it was DOA
@sara f Bonk
@sara f loo is slang for toilet.
I choked on my sandwich when he said that
"There's Betty White, she'll probably live to be 100"
Damn son lol
Too soon? Nah.
@sara f Is Loo a girl or a boy, make up your god damn mind
@@goosemchonk552 lol
@@goosemchonk552 the comment says NBA Loo so I’m guessing it’s a dude that plays in the NBA...
@@jimmckay2337 _I_ think @Goose McHonk is aware of that
Woody went on to start his own family, 14 children from 17 women. Congrats Woody!
Wait a second-
@@SofosProject 5 of them were infertile and he had to move on. 1 had triplets!
They didn't call him Woody for nothing ! ;-)
**Maury Povich enters the chat, with an armful of paternity test results**
Damn, toy story took a wild turn. Meanwhile, buzz was off starting his own brothel
The little sister's dial up thoughts were priceless. Hope to see more of these!!
The first computer processes more data than the girl does
I miss the days when you had to murder a robot and use it's screams to power the internet
Ah, a young filling machine, preparing to inject his first fluids into a newly prepared container.
But is he chocolate or mint or both?
@@XOmniverse It depends on the model of said filling machine. Newer generations run on mint electronic chips.
Chocolates are said to have the biggest filling apparatuses
@@XOmniverse depends on whether or not he brought flowers.
Ill stick with my milky jar with bonus figure inside, thanks.
"The Japanese do know how to rupture a ligament with a bamboo sword."
*The Japanese have such a way with their swords.*
*Japanese Sword, LLC.*
For all your ligament destruction needs.
The Japanese have such a way with their swords ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@lairdcummings9092 Finally, thanks for the referral. I have numerous ligaments that require rupturing and I now have a means to do so.
The reel to reel projector crackling adds authenticity to this masterpiece. Awesome work.
The crackling irritated me at first, but then it made it feel more authentic so I enjoyed it 😀
The little sister shows so much emotion that it deserves a Oscar
"She knows how to have a good time, despite her diabetes!" *ravenously devouring cotton candy*
We had to watch this in class and make parodies.
Our group got a little- “Don’t break their nose by slamming the door in their face” “Don’t pull the chair out from under them when by a cliff” “Don’t have a fistfight when eating dinner”. It was fun.
That sounds like an awesome school project, I'm fucking jealous lol
What kind of class was that?
@@BibsideonStatue multimedia maybe
The video literally came out when you posted this comment
@@BibsideonStatue American Literature
I wasn't prepared for the processing power of Anne's sister!😂
Best part
"So woody decided to neutralize Anne's blood sugar by popping her cherry." Is the best shit I've ever heard.
|-O-|
These types of videos (vintage PSAs?) are honestly my favorite.
This is the most helpful video for dating, especially the kidnapping part
Does this hot dog smell like chloroform to you?
@@jordancambridge4106 lmao yeah..
_hitting the table with a thunk_
3 dollars for a handy? Girl you gotta start valuing yourself more, charge 4.
But this is post-war money, Chip. That's actually around $35 now. She'd have to be pretty darn good to justify charging that extra 25%.
"What the hell kind of bite was that, Anne?" made go back because I didn't realize she took a bite the size of a dime 😂
She didn’t even eat the hotdog, she ate the bun
@@TheLeastOfficialOfBros Anne knows you don’t use teeth on the sausage, just to open up access to it. 😂
"What are you doing?"
"planning a kidnapping"
"dont think too hard"
“I’ll be taking fistfuls of Thorazine to calm the screams of that village I burned down”. I LOSE it everytime I hear this line
OMG I remember being shown the original psa in history class years ago. This brings back memories.
lucky
@sara f these bots are fucking weird lol
@@Iukini When you write a Shakespeare sonnet to promote your virus
I was already like 7 minutes in the video wondering what the hell this has to do with "Do's and Don'ts of eating" before realizing I just misread the title. A pleasent and entertaining confusion.
I clicked immediately when my brain read, "Do's and Don'ts of Farting." Time to clean my glasses I guess!
"Let me neutralize your blood sugar by popping your cherry!" Is now a new pick-up line.
I feel like the dad was gonna suddenly try to sell me things like lamp oil, ropes, bombs… As long as I have enough money
Sorry Case, he can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little mmm...RICHER. 😜
The choice is yours
Nuclear fallout shelters...
This thread killed me 🤣🤣
@@toxicstudiosyt4089 it's yours my friend- as long as you have enough money
“You never know when a war will break out again” *Woody was killed in Vietnam at the age of 18*
"And judging by that bite, Ann needs all the experience she can get."
i love when he reads
i will never walk again
he smiles lol
A haiku?
@@juliamontgomery5533 5 7 4. Very close, but not enough
@@FartMart... Unless you pronounce “smiles” as 1 syllable and read out each letter of L-O-L.
"Yeah, Alcoholics Anonymous, I relapsed again." That got a good chuckle out of me.
The snap crackle and pop of the audio is a great substitute to an open fire, it kept me nice and toasty
These ones are my favourite because of how period accurate you keep it with the voices and static ambiece, etc
"You never know when war will break out again."
Huggbees caused WWIII
That dial-up tone unlocked a core memory
This is a goddamn masterpiece. Until now I never knew there was someone who had just as much of a fucked up sense of humor living on this goddamn planet. I literally slapped my knee like a backwoods cousin-fucker when the joke was made about drinking taking away all of someone's problems and the dad points out that the mom and the son are still alive.
Lmao “backwoods cousin fucker”
I am really enjoying these types of videos, they are right up there with how it's made videos.
Keep up the great work!
Having watched the original it just makes the whole video even more hilarious
Agreed. This parody is one of the best he’s done, I think!
Got a link to the original?
@@donkeykongisytpooping3002 ua-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/v-deo.html here's the link fir the original video.
@@spectre0125 Thank you.
The robot sister joke absolutely got me!
You've outdone yourself sir .. Had a pretty shitty day and that did make me laugh intensively. I tip my hat to you.. Keep up the amazing work .. And do another one like "is this a toy " italianhippie out ✌
6:06 honestly the psychnauts reference caught me off guard
Loved that game, super fun and hits deep.
Gzar Maliks bit was hands down imo the best section of the game
@@Zippytez Yknow we probably should have seen the twist coming given that the Gzar was voiced by Elijah Wood
But then again I wouldn't put it past Elijah Wood to want to be in a Double Fine game and only have like 2 lines
this is absolutely amazing. has me laughing my ass off. you did such a great job!
Please do more of these funny 1950s educational videos! Had me in tears laughing!
Lmao I know you had way too much fun adding in all that static to those prime awkward silences. 😂😂
I nearly pissed myself laughing over the unexpected Psychonauts 2 reference.
Scrolling through the comments made me think I was the only one who noticed.
The Gzar did nothing wrong
Gotta say, the Grulovian anthem is pretty good.
@@futurehistoryarchaeologist4480 I did the same thing 🤣
man I gotta get around to playing that. but until they put it on switch, it aint happening
it's so weird how we wanted it for so long, then it finally happened to absozero fanfare.
I was around when the “processing” was a thing haha thank you for the memories.
Siri trying to mentally modem process, was the best part.
Oh my god ... The little sister part was absolutely incredible. Comedic genius
I love the alcoholism b-plot, lmao.
@10:37 the way that troll eats that sausage... he needs to be locked up. He's a menace to society
10:57 "What the hell kind of bite was that, Ann?" Nailed it. Tf was that? Seriously...
"There's Betty White! She'll probably live to be 100."
That's cold Andy, even for you.
Lmfao the robot voice killed me so hard I scared my cat laughing.
I JUST had to watch this video for a college course, can't wait to see the superior Huggbees version.
I've actually seen the original, they basically saw the same thing except here it's dialed up to 11. Beautiful.
Me a loner watching UA-cam videos with Cheeto dust on my fingers and a Diet Coke.
Ah yes some very useful dating tips that I will use
Average huggbees enjoyer
@Queen Christopher The Merciless 🤴 I don’t actually eat like that but a lot of people drink Diet Coke even though it’s still very unhealthy.
And that's how Woody got his nickname, "The Filling Machine".
Which is quite odd, considering the first filling machine wouldn't be invented for another fifteen years.
I lost it at Anne's robot sister and Woody's dad's evil voice
Andrew, this is gonna be won of your classics. This was awesome.
“You never know when war will break out again…”
The processing bit had me rolling. That was a great joke.
I fucking lost it when it cut to Anne singing the Gruvlovian national anthem
The part with the little sister had me dying
This might be one of Huggbees most chaotic videos, and that's saying something
Do you have any advice when dating a Dinosaur chocolate filling machine? She thinks i’m dating a Green mint rinsing machine
Are you sure it's not a toy
No i’m quite sure it’s a iron
h-hang on. who is the 'she' in that sentence? the filling machine? The filling machine that you're dating thinks that you're dating someone else?
@@KairuHakubi yes.
@@Mail-ke3kj Tell her that you're dating *her.*
The Grulovia theme came out of fucking nowhere and punched me in the soul. 11 out of 10
This is the best video on this channel. Hands down I love this
And now I know what I've been doing wrong this entire time.
Everything.
Thank you Huggbees, I don't know what I would do you without you, I don't have a Dad.
Grulovia forever shining bright! Haha great Psychonauts 2 reference. It's the little things that make your videos amazing!
I started watching this around my family. I don’t think anyone is very happy with me. 😂 I will rewatch later lmao
I like how you added some of the sound effects back, its a nice touch!
I hadn't laughed at a UA-cam video like this for so long. Nice work :)
Yesterday it was prophesied that this video held the best joke huggbee has written. I cannot figure out which one it is, the whole thing is GOLDEN
Which one though!
That's what I've been wondering, I really liked the "processing" joke but that might just be me
The fucking dial up - I’m dead
This is by far your best product yet.
„What the hell kind of bite is that Anne?“ I was literally thinking that exact thing!
Processing.....*dial up modem KSHHHSKSHKSKSKKKSHHHHHH*
I FUCKING LOST IT HERE 😂😭🤣
Oh my god I haven’t laugh this hard in a while. Really wish there were more of these.
3:24
I'm not sure how this sound was produced by a human being but it's my favorite sound now
Please do more of these; this was hilarious!
A masterpiece, well done from start to finish! Bravo! Encore!
“There’s Betty White she’ll probably live to a 100”
Dayum
"MOM!, MOOOOOM!!!"
"Where tf did you hide my ipad mom?"
Nice little Psychonauts 2 reference at 6:05 haha
So I walk my date to the door and then lunge at them like an extra from the Thriller video. Got it!
"Then there is Betty white, she will probably be to 100" the casual Betty white slander lmao
"Couple? That means date. And I can't bring my mom like last time"
Alabama kids: That logic won't stop me because I'm missing my chromosomes
I thought he said "Bob" implying he was bi
Do you know how hard it is to keep calm working at a autozone slow af at night Watching this then laughing so hard I start crying and choking after the fax machine noises!! Then a customer walks in and I'm on the floor and my manager is laughing at me! I'm still dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
... okay the dial-up sincerely sent me back.
You got me with the dial-up tone!🤣
I have actually watched the original several times because I love old videos, and this was def mint 👌
Just wanted to say thank you for acknowledging Grulovia's greatness. We will NOT flood your country with a geriatric super woman with PTSD now.
Is anyone gonna mention huggbees sang the Grulovia anthem from critically acclaimed video game Psychonauts 2
This won't be necessary for me as I am going to be alone for the next 70 years
Huggbees releasing another magnum opus
This was fucking hilarious. Your writing is getting amazing.
This is now my favorite Huggbees video
I love a carnival that takes place in a black void.
"BUT MOMMM" thats the second hardest ive every laughed at one of hugz jokes. First one was the seth rogan family joke on the podcast lol
I think this is my favorite video you’ve made
The dialup sounds lmao
The best thing is I can't tell which joke was his favourite, that he talked about in the community post. Also is anne's little sister a rinsing or filling machine?
I'm losing my fcking mind at the conversation between mom and son, punctuated by "Hi, Alcoholics Anonymous? I relapsed again."